"Okay, roll stealth." "I roll 40." "...you disappear from space and time."

"Two arms, two legs, one head. We'll find em again."

33:02 A goblin alchemist that doesn't like water. Little did Marisha know, she made Nott before Sam did. xD

God, it's like everyone turned into the black powder merchant. I love it.

Meznek "Two arms, two legs, one head, we'll find him again." BEST LINE EVER!!!!!

i just imagined what a goblin bard'd be like: "i shall now inspire you with a masterpiece of music." blows a single tone for 10 seconds.

You had me at "The whole party is Goblins."

It's so funny watching Taliesin go from Percival Fredrickstein Von Mussel Kolwaski de Rolo III to Mezek the goblin monk. The versatility is amazing.

@27:42 "What you gonna do about it?" "Wait til you're asleep..." *LIGHTNING CRASH AT THE MOST PERFECT TIME*

Some Pathfinder party in an alternate universe is reassessing their life choices after being TPK'ed by goblins.

Now I need to see Ashly Burch/Piglet in the main crit role series just to see what would happen if she teamed up with Grog. I'm imagining "We would like to rage" as Grog throws her at an enemy.

That feel when you notice Piglet is SMARTER THAN GROG.

That is the most squee "I wanna rage!" I've ever heard.

Ashley's "I wanna rage!" Is the cutest fucking thing I've ever heard.

“Wait until you’re asleep” *thunder* Dang it Taliesin you couldn’t help yourself

Holy f*ckin' sh*t. I just realized, if this is time displaced in continuity, this is how Scanlan's mother died when the goblins attacked..

"Hey Ash, Whatchya playin?" "Pathfwinder."

"Screw it! I'm gonna rage!" - Piglet Words to live by! xD

2:40:57 - I just realized Grizznak has 16 Intelligence, 15 Wisdom and 17 Charisma. He really IS the one most qualified to be the party leader!

dear god i freaking love Ashly Burch/Piglet.

Inb4 Vox Machina meets a small goblin barbarian carrying a familiar ebony greatsword somewhere down the line.

"I wanna rage!" at 1:02:40 ish is the cutest thing ever.

Sometimes when the players are all interacting and Matt is just watching, he slightly mimics the movements they make or the expressions they make and I love that😂

Even when he ain't Percy, Tal has no mercy :D

I like how Gruffeye, their parental figure, sounds a lot like Victor the black powder merchant. :D

"You cast open. the opening is open"

There once was a goblin band Who thought that they might try their hand At singing bard songs But they got them all wrong And critically failed them instead

Today, science has learned something. It is actually possible for a human to laugh for 3 hours and 30 minutes, without inhaling, and still survive.

More Piglet the Barbarian, in fact I want to see a Piglet and Grog one shot.

Sadly, Matt only realized just *after* filming this that the Gelatinous Cube mini can be opened up to put a mini inside of it. :p

Matt is so good at keeping it together. He easily plays off what the others suggest. If they're hungry he creates a food scene. Its amazing how he's able to formulate any event.

"Now who's gonna take off this grate?" "ME!" This was totally wonderful. All the players did an outstanding job. Bravo.

had grog taken a different path i believe him and piglet would have been best buddies like he is with pike

For a split second I thought Mezek dropped the entire rope down to Snizzler and didn't hold onto one end.

Timestamps 1:48 Character introductions 8:02 Songs 9:13 Game starts 12:30 Will you like me the best ? 15:50 Not the favorite anymore 19:40 They are never getting out of this forest 29:20 Grease 32:00 Bridge or sewer ? 34:14 Act like guard gnomes ! 35:50 Swim check 38:20 Fighting for vomit 45:00 The mark of Grizznak the great 49:00 To the poop ! 1:02:35 The cutest rage 1:10:47 Piglet song 1:15:20 Flurry of bros 1:38:52 Break ends 1:43:30 Grizznak falls 1:46:00 Trying to swing Mezek across 1:48:48 The golden snitch strikes again 1:49:50 Snizzler song 2:04:50 Classic infiltration tactic 2:13:00 The great escape 2:23:00 Boom boom rock 2:27:00 Foes 2:34:00 Raaage ! 2:36:30 Evil ? 2:39:50 Piglet will live forever 2:40:50 Flaming sneeze 2:41:40 Grizznak song 2:43:20 Bye Grizznak ! 2:50:20 Golden snitch #2 2:51:10 Decapitation #1 (let's start traumatising the bard) 2:58:40 Browntooth song 3:06:20 Mezek song 3:06:44 Decapitation #2 3:07:30 RIP the bard 3:10:10 RIP the cleric 3:11:20 Table left vs table right 3:11:58 Goblin bomb launcher 3:17:20 Last man standing 3:18:40 Hi Grizznak 3:19:20 Parting gifts 3:23:00 Game ends 3:23:45 Heroes - aka the darkest timeline

I'd love to see this acted out with Henson Studios muppets -- the goblins from Labyrinth would be perfect.

3:15:00 "You are a charred black mass of cracked goblin flesh and anger" might just be my favorite description by Matt I've heard so far.

I dont think you understand Matt. I can't live now without more of the Goblin table D: They're too good. Also Ashly Phil and Ivan need to be on a table. Just....my god! So good.

Ashley Burch is a Gem

The instant Ashley introduces her character: "This is going to be awesome!"

Piglet's voice

If matt and Morgan freeman could just narrate my life that'd be great thanks.

I love their accents, Taliesin's and Ashly's accent in particular

I can just *hear* the complaints the players of the adventuring party are throwing towards their DM in some alternate dimension. Kyra Player: ‘tears up her character sheet’ This is bullshit… Lem Player: Fucking goblins? Really!? Ezren Player: Did you give them *character levels*?! Valeros Player: So, dropping to zero HP is just an instant kill? That would have been nice to know beforehand… Seelah Player: The one with the hammer was pretty adorable, though.

1:11:28 Pigglet 1:50:06 Snizzler 2:41:40 Grizznak 2:58:42 Browntooth 3:06:19 Mezek

1:59:00 "The poop appears to be flammable, but it's not dry enough to... oh god we're having this conversation," This alone wanted to make me run a goblin campaign.

29:53..." i want to grease her". This is something you see on one of those out of context D&D quotes

THIS TEAM NEEDS TO BECOME A THING!

break ends at 1:38:53

I had a sudden realisation's of what I was watching... adults sitting round a table pretending to be goblins love it! Also scanlans worst nighmare

This reminds me of some goblin characters a buddy of mine and me played. They were twin goblin alchemists named Bada and Boom. They were found, along with their siblings, by a kindly old wizard. However, 5 goblin youngsters is a lot to keep up with and he did what he could but of the 5 only Bada and Boom survived their childhood and alchemical training before heading out in search of adventure and trade.

I like how Phil Lamarr got so tired of playing orcs getting stabbed in one ear and out the other that he chose to play a goblin and stab a human in through one ear and out the other.

God, I love critical role more than any other show I've ever watched but I wouldn't be opposed to one of these every now and again!

So she had a vision of a crack rock. She really seems to want it. She'll do anything to get it. Viewed objectively, this makes alot more sense than most quests.

1:48 Character introductions 8:02 Songs 9:13 Game starts 12:30 Will you like me the best ? 15:50 Not the favorite anymore 19:40 They are never getting out of this forest 29:20 Grease 32:00 Bridge or sewer ? 34:14 Act like guard gnomes ! 35:50 Swim check 38:20 Fighting for vomit 45:00 The mark of Grizznak the great 49:00 To the poop ! 1:02:35 The cutest rage 1:10:47 Piglet song 1:15:20 Flurry of bros 1:38:52 Break ends 1:43:30 Grizznak falls 1:46:00 Trying to swing Mezek across 1:48:48 The golden snitch strikes again 1:49:50 Snizzler song 2:04:50 Classic infiltration tactic 2:13:00 The great escape 2:23:00 Boom boom rock 2:27:00 Foes 2:34:00 Raaage ! 2:36:30 Evil ? 2:39:50 Piglet will live forever 2:40:50 Flaming sneeze 2:41:40 Grizznak song 2:43:20 Bye Grizznak ! 2:50:20 Golden snitch #2 2:51:10 Decapitation #1 (let's start traumatising the bard) 2:58:40 Browntooth song 3:06:20 Mezek song 3:06:44 Decapitation #2 3:07:30 RIP the bard 3:10:10 RIP the cleric 3:11:20 Table left vs table right 3:11:58 Goblin bomb launcher 3:17:20 Last man standing 3:18:40 Hi Grizznak 3:19:20 Parting gifts 3:23:00 Game ends 3:23:45 Heroes - aka the darkest timeline

SOLD on Taliesin’s goblin laugh during intros.

It was cool that this was from the alternative viewpoint of the goblins. I'm starting a goblin pirate campaign this week and I'll be drawing lots of inspiration from this livestream. Thanks Geek & Sundry!

What we saw: -Really hilarious episode. -Matt constantly laughing -All songs (except for Meznek) made the roll worse -Browntooth is the sneakiest boi in existence -Grizznak had his moments but was most of the time out -Mezek is straight up crazy -Snizzler is bombing everyone...so he‘s also kinda crazy -Piglet is the ‚best goblin‘ (having best dice rolls) -Goblins are freakin‘ cool

Hold on a moment, isn't Zed (guy they steal the coat from) one of Dr Dranzel's band in Critical Role?

The only other critical role video ive watched that made me laugh this much was scanlans triceratops attack in whitestone, this whole thing was hilarious.

My god Ashly Burch is incredible. This whole thing is incredible. I need this to be a thing that happens more pls 😭

It's like watching stitch play pathfinder

Ashly Burch is a friggin gift to humanity. What an incredible human being/goblin.

Phil Lamarr is a god damn legend.

The goblin game needs to make more appearances. This was awesome!

Ashley Burch wins this game with Piglet, seriously.

Piglet is my new favorite everything. I'm so glad I didn't skip this in my C1 binge.

56:21 utterly masterful DM. The description of the wobble and the pause so that the players can decide what to do next. And the description of the consequences at 57:22 before revealing what it is. So good!

it's 2020 and Grizznak and Piglet are still my favorite ship of all time

I really wish G&S would start posting Ivan's Monday night show to the website and KZfaq. The few I've been able to find (paranoia and this) have been freaking phenomenal and I'd love to be able to more easily find them as I can with crit role and this and paranoia.

1:56:30 I can't get the image of this being a muppet dnd game out of my head now, thanks taliesin

Ok as a DM who is currently running the Rise of the Runelords campaign, this is really fucking cool. Also, Matt continues to the best inspiration and most incredible DM ever.

Just realized The black powder seller must be part goblin! Guffeye sounds like him! Haha.

This was one of the best RPG sessions I have ever seen. Amazing and well done to all the players and of course Mr. Matt Mercer!

I've spent the last year watching Critical Role. All of both campaigns. Many of the side shows. Pretty much all of the one-shots. But... this... this is a gem. I thought I had seen all of them, and this popped up on my feed. And, damn, this is the most entertaining one-shot I think I've ever watched. The whole group here was epic. Ivan's voice and comedic wit. Marisha's embrace of blowing shit up and... Nott? Taliesin being a straight up serial killer. Phil being the... voice of reason? And, Ashly, you're just the damn best.

Bring back Piglet and co for a Critical Role guest game. XD

The legend of poo lives on even without Scanlan

Matt couldn't keep a straight face during this

Odd. With as much main CR as I’ve watched on the youtubes, it never once shoved this one at me algorithmically. Let’s see if it help make pathfinder make sense

did they just kill the icon characters of pathfinder? wow. also I want more of this party. seeing these goblins per week or month would be absolutely amazing.

They actually found a gelatinous cube! XD That's amzing they never get enough love they're so hard to find. This was an amazing idea I love it

THIS. WAS. AMAZING! Please bring all three of them back as guests on the regular show!

39:42 Oh hey it's Tiberius Stormwind, from... the pile of rubble that used to be Draconia.

Ashley Burch is just the best goblin in the history of goblins! I can't unhear "I wanna rage!"

Saw title i immediately thought scanlan was gonna be here lol

I may come back to this video anytime I need an upper....

1:02:45 I WANNA RAGE

goblin rogue=broken spacetime

This was so lovely....I love how much Taliesin gets into character.

I need to see more Ashly Burch on Critical Role now. Maybe a Tiny Tina (Borderlands) d&d character.

Oh god, I like to think I'm pretty secure in my sexuality... but I wanna hold hands with Ash and watch a sunrise with her.

This is so chaotic and beautiful, holy shit

I was so worried this wouldnt get onto KZfaq! THANKS G&S & EVERYONE!

40:52 I love Piglet. This one shot was wonderful and I would love to see this merry band reunite in the future.

I want a comic of this crew growing up and all the shenanigans they get into

It's awesome to see Marisha and Taliesen play different characters! Also, Ashly, phil, and ivan did absolutely fantastic! I'd love to see more of them on crit role!

SCREW IT! I'M GOING TO RAAAGE. I didn't think I could be more in love with Ashly Burch but here I am.

Ashly needs to be on critical role as a guest, she's so fun

I came here to see goblins do horrible, horrible things. I was not disappointed.

40:11 LMAO at "You vanish from time and space!"