Tods vile bollock dagger - My first dagger!

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Tods vile bollock dagger - My first dagger!

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11 ай бұрын

I made a dagger 27 years ago I was so proud of.....for a while. Then I sold it on and just recently it came back to me and after 27 years of absence I can now say as a definite fact - IT IS HIDEOUS!!!! Quite well made but hideous none the less.
My first bollock dagger.
I don't know why you might want to see it, except to laugh at me, but we all need humbling sometimes, so prepare your selves for probably the nastiest dagger made.
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Many thanks to David Black who first told me about the bollock dagger and gave me faith in my work (even after seeing this dagger). To Ted Lloyd for keeping this vile object safe for 27 years. To Kentwell Hall for making me love history www.kentwell.c...
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@bretalvarez3097 11 ай бұрын

If someone dispatched me with that piece I would haunt them with all my being.

@IWW886 10 ай бұрын

You would probably end up linking your being to the dagger and haunt whomever owned it.

@mandowarrior123 10 ай бұрын

Puts a new tint on 'tearing him a new one' with that sticking out of you.

@sirwi11iam 11 ай бұрын

I never thought I would want to see Tod unpixelate his bollock

@snowydeagles15 11 ай бұрын

this right here is something i never thought I'd hear under normal circumstances

@sirwi11iam 11 ай бұрын

@@snowydeagles15 😆

@beowulfsrevenge4369 11 ай бұрын

I'll bet his bollock dagger fits well in the hand.

@danielgreen6302 11 ай бұрын

I am sure you were anticipating this, but be careful what you wish for. And....well of course, todd envies his own work.

@m0-m0597 11 ай бұрын

this is my first time on this channel, does this gentleman only content like this?

@LuxisAlukard 11 ай бұрын

OK, that is the most anatomically accurate bollock dagger ever, no one can't deny that!

@DH-xw6jp 11 ай бұрын

I don't know, seems a little on the large side.

@philkensebben157 11 ай бұрын

Very slightly above average, perhaps. Still seems to fit will in the hand.@@DH-xw6jp

@kveitehitmaker6316 11 ай бұрын

Indeed. Finally, someone takes history seriously. I appreciate the fine arts of great jokes. Please, make a limp knife too!

@Deipnosophist_the_Gastronomer 11 ай бұрын

That dagger is ... bollocks 😂

@ericv00 10 ай бұрын

Could have done with a bit of leather around the head on the handle. Probably would have made it a bit more comfortable in the hand.

@arkdeniz 11 ай бұрын

For people who really need to compensate, Tod can do one in a two-handed variant.

@jayd5836 11 ай бұрын

I guess this brings up the question of if anyone ever made a bollock sword. Weird historical weapons maybe?

@foldionepapyrus3441 11 ай бұрын

@@jayd5836 I don't think there is any question it would have been made at some point, the resources are available and the cost over any other form of handle negligible. In the same way there really stupid cars/bikes/clothing made now that are nothing but a joke that is just about practical enough to use (and now usually costing far far more than a more normal option). I suspect something like this 'Tod's second? bollock' probably existed in history somewhere too. Maybe even for exactly the same reasoning his came to be 'oh this idea is really fashionable in Paris' says the Conquistador to the native, who then thinks its a good joke and tells his buddy they want to 'shaft' their opponents in this way too...

@MusMasi 11 ай бұрын

For the French., He can also make one with 3 balls!!

@dutchboy9273 11 ай бұрын

The grip turned from the finest ebony...

@hamasmillitant1 10 ай бұрын

i have a bastard sword with a anatomical handle, like the celtic handles but instead of having sword blade as the 'head' i made the head and arms the pommel then handle is body still & it used to have a curved knife hilt/long celtic hilt but these days its a drider:P /has a knife hilt & 4 upturned 'legs' on hilt 2 each side running 8cm or so down blade/6 legs with a limited shell/cup section above hand. it is lacking large pronounced bollox though its just the phalus legs body arms head, but its a mighty phalus 5-6cm wide 68cm long 19cm handle 5cms of brass pommel :P its kinda heavy but has its balance just above hilt & a lot of sword catchers even pommel can direct a blade because of upturned arms & its wide enough i have just blocked thrusts & javalins on the flat of blade before &most importantly it looks amusing for practicing with lol

@matsuomasato 11 ай бұрын

This reminds me of those medieval paintings of exotic animals where the artist only heard descriptions of the animals from travelers.

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

Of course. I missed that parallel - thanks

@sealpiercing8476 11 ай бұрын

In that sense this dagger already qualifies as authentically medieval by way of its design process!

@Alvarin_IL 11 ай бұрын

As per historical variety, there is no chance this is the first appearance of such a piece. Absolutely positive someone in period had made one shaped just like that.

@ShagShaggio 11 ай бұрын

I'd imagine it happened a lot when the trend was starting. Probably in a similar manner too. A friend tells their friends that they heard from another friend that heard from an uncle that just got back from a trip that the stilly people over there are making daggers end the shape of a male member, they have a laugh and one of them says "I'm going to make one!" LOL

@thekaxmax 11 ай бұрын

when he flicks through examples there's at least two that are anatomically correct.

@redn9215 11 ай бұрын

@@ShagShaggio It doesn't even take that kind of gossip train to give birth to it. I saw a carpenter back when I was still in elementary that had a hammer with a very phallic shaped wooden handle, it even had an indent on the tip to imitate the hole.

@dogcarman 11 ай бұрын

Rule 34 is NOT new, it’s part of human nature.

@Chasmodius 11 ай бұрын

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that there's probably a dick-decorated version of every even vaguely phallic-shaped weapon in history. Sword? Shakespeare made that joke already. Pistol? Forgotten Weapons has that video. Rifle? Almost certainly. Cannon? I wouldn't put it past them. Would you count the military pilots who recently drew a dickandballs in their flight tracking software? I would.

@fozfactor 11 ай бұрын

Finally, a dagger fit for a princess. Kills by day, thrills by night.

@blochtar 11 ай бұрын

hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

@njones420 11 ай бұрын

Ribbed...for her pleasure.

@TheFlyguywill 11 ай бұрын

Brilliant

@tarmaque 11 ай бұрын

You probably shouldn't look up the term "hilting." It is a thing.

@a.z7469 11 ай бұрын

Oh dear…

@AndrogynousRatCatcher 11 ай бұрын

Knowing all the naughty carvings in churches and kinky medieval art, I 100% believe something like this could have or did exist

@heldermonteiro2718 11 ай бұрын

they dindt see it like that

@LANDYMAN090 11 ай бұрын

Totally agree. In the 13th/14th century that dagger could have easily been seen as maybe a one off, just like any blade back then.

@heldermonteiro2718 11 ай бұрын

@@zippydastrange that was an amulet against evil eye

@beowulfsrevenge4369 11 ай бұрын

They were both tame and very forthright about things like bollocks daggers depending on the time.

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

There are some very rude ones out there and if you pause on the knight in the flicking pictures, he is wearing a pretty saucy one

@BTinsley1992 11 ай бұрын

The awkward part, I can imagine, would be Todd sitting in a corner vigorously sanding the handle to a fine polish 😂

@DJMarcO138 11 ай бұрын

HOLY.SHIT. I am dead. My officemate just looked around his monitor to figure out why I just exploded into hysterical laughter at the reveal of the bollock dagger. That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen - cheers for the laughs Tod!!!

@thehellezell 11 ай бұрын

That's basically an antique now. Which means Tod's Workshop could make antique replicas of it. Because I'd probably rise to the occasion and buy one.

@gmanbo 11 ай бұрын

Slow 👏

@ptonpc 11 ай бұрын

But it's hard.. so. hard...

@23Scadu 11 ай бұрын

I'm sure it'd sell. Perhaps even more so if it was made to fit bigger, uh, hands.

@thehellezell 11 ай бұрын

LOL @@23Scadu

@ianblackband105 11 ай бұрын

To become my dream piece it just neads a bigger/longer blade to ballance the handle. To modern eyes it may seem rude or vulgar but prior to the middle ages such imagery was normal and widespread.

@marcusostgard5957 11 ай бұрын

Being able to show even your earliest work is the sign of a true shaftsman - er, I mean craftsman.

@matthewcheeseman6453 11 ай бұрын

No amount of warning could have prepared me, what an incredible dagger 😂!

@MrSaywutnow 11 ай бұрын

Tod's dagger is a rare example of something being both a figurative AND a literal cock-up. His advice is also spot-on, and relevant to so many things in life. Repetition is one of the easiest way to improve your skills.

@NicholasKonradsen 11 ай бұрын

to be honest, and knowing the medieval sense of humour (looking at the spread eagle carving in the cathedral ceiling) i think this is bloody brilliant

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

Thanks, but not so sure

@NicholasKonradsen 11 ай бұрын

@@tods_workshop I'm pretty sure i know a decent handfulbof people who would love to have a full package dagger. I'm just more of a seax guy

@TGPDrunknHick 11 ай бұрын

@@tods_workshop I'm sure someone would have done it for laugh if nothing else.

@dannybeeson5084 11 ай бұрын

@@tods_workshop Given that I spent the last 10 minutes in tears and I'm still feeling it, I'm pretty certain that thing is brilliant. I can only imagine threatening to hit someone with the "pommel" of that dagger.

@KingTrouser 11 ай бұрын

Well you learn something new every day. I always thought the dagger blade was the ummm "shaft". Having seen that piece, Tod, Ill never forget how wrong I was....

@perniciouspete4986 11 ай бұрын

OBVIOUSLY, IT'S THE PART YOU GRAB HOLD OF!

@lumberfoot2004 11 ай бұрын

@@perniciouspete4986 You're saying it shouldn't be the part you stick into people?

@sairassiili 11 ай бұрын

There is a certain strong feeling of *honesty* on that dagger, combined that it still is well made, which makes it absolutely hilarious to me.

@r2doucebag595 11 ай бұрын

Still hilarious 1500 years later.

@ivarisalie8759 11 ай бұрын

You in a year 3000?

@unterhau1102 11 ай бұрын

Man's commenting from the future

@iododendron3416 11 ай бұрын

@@unterhau1102I bet he's used to bollock lightsabers.

@MarikHavair 11 ай бұрын

Guys, he's talking about the bollock dagger itself, as a 1500 year old practical joke.

@iododendron3416 11 ай бұрын

@@MarikHavair from the 1300s. It's nice that you guys from the future can send messages back in time but please consider us peasents in the 2100s.

@jeffkane221 11 ай бұрын

Committing time & effort for humor. Good on you.

@andrewbutton2039 11 ай бұрын

That is a fantastic dagger, its very lifelike. I want to make one now.

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

Don't

@andrewbutton2039 11 ай бұрын

@@tods_workshop I guess it is a bit unbalanced, best not to. Ok.

@storyspren 11 ай бұрын

@@andrewbutton2039 Could put a longer blade on it to balance the weight of the *wood*

@Cormano980 10 ай бұрын

Don't sit on it

@josku5 11 ай бұрын

Quite a good *sounding* dagger you got there Tod

@njones420 11 ай бұрын

jesus!

@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb 11 ай бұрын

All journeys start with one step...OMG I did NOT expect that!!

@tommeakin1732 11 ай бұрын

This one got a good laugh out of me lol. With the real ones, you could miss the joke, or brush your raised eyebrow off as you just having a dirty mind...but young Tod's dagger.... You're not missing that one 😂

@shawnwolf5961 11 ай бұрын

The reveal of the dagger had me ROLLING. Such amazing detail! :'D I absolutely love this and cannot stop laughing! This is great!

@Angelic_Hero 11 ай бұрын

now i want one because it doesn't matter how many knives or daggers you have in a collection that one will always manage to stand out. it would also make a amusing gift

@zrath67 11 ай бұрын

The detail on the handle is truly impressive. It looks like it would be incredibly comfortable in hand, I just want to grab it.

@FordPrefect23 11 ай бұрын

That genuinely made me laugh out loud! I'm pretty confident if you fitted a handle like that to a better blade you'd sell them at TORM

@thecreweofthefancy 11 ай бұрын

I never thought I'd laugh so hard watching this channel. I think back to the first historical fabric items I made. I had no idea what I was doing. I was looking at pictures and winging it. At that time I could functionally sew, but I had no concept of stitches per inch or any of that. Now nearly 20 years I get sought out for research questions or to make things. I now collaborate on research with groups and sites I use to look at as the experts. It's so weird seeing how we evolve as makers.

@mrben6573 11 ай бұрын

I actually like the realistic dongknife better than the period correct ones. I mean... If you want to take stylistic inspiration from a man's rod & marbles why not go all the way? Exquisite detail on that dongknife. I literally bet you a whole dollar you could sell more anatomically correct fat dongknifes than the period correct ones.

@TjinDeDjen 11 ай бұрын

I mean, it might not represent an actual historic dagger that we know of, but I wouldn't be surprised if the very first bollock dagger ever made looked pretty much exactly like this; like you said, it probably started as a joke ;)

@cameronwebster6866 11 ай бұрын

Yeah, either bollock daggers started out like Todd's first and then got toned down, or started from a dagger with a small crossgaurdy thing that someone thought looked a bit like balls, and so made the next one to look more like balls.

@crbielert 11 ай бұрын

To be honest, I would be surprised if such literal pieces weren't occasionally made in history. Edit: Insert joke about "bell (end) notifications"

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

Ah- I see what you did there. Surely you must be UK, as bell end has to be local

@peterchristiansen9695 11 ай бұрын

An accurate, historical representation of Todd’s eeehh… early work! That’s what we expect from this channel!!! I laughed so hard at one point that I almost hurt my ballocks… 😁

@vicheller3945 11 ай бұрын

Who wants to take the bet somwhen, somewhere, someone had just a dagger like that in history and thought that is is mighty swell.

@perniciouspete4986 11 ай бұрын

"swell" is certainly the word

@beowulfsrevenge4369 11 ай бұрын

@@perniciouspete4986 I'm sure a dagger like that might grow on you.

@ericaugust1501 11 ай бұрын

very funny. you really went literal with it. and about the right kind of outcome for any project done without research :)

@Kwodlibet 11 ай бұрын

Thank you, thank you so much for making this video. One - I never knew that a knife could make me laugh out loud, two - I am so glad you kept it and didn't get rid of it. I think it's very important to take ownership and pride in one's creative journey, my respects to you, sir.

@joabmcmicking4882 11 ай бұрын

Best video ever. Humility, wisdom and so so so funny. Thank you Tod, Thank you 😂

@Del350K4 11 ай бұрын

A year or so ago, Todd, I heard you describe this dagger in one of your films. You mentioned the mild steel blade but I don't think you described the handle. In that video you were extremely critical of your first dagger, and I must say, I expected something far, far less well-made. I forged my first ever dagger as a project for a KZfaq film. I think yours is better, or at least less badly finished.

@texasbeast239 11 ай бұрын

"With mine dague, I stab at thee!" "My lord, I ponder, with thine steel or thine wood?" "Aye. Just. Aye." I probably would only ever handle that by the scabbard, and never by the hilt. And that Frenchie one reminded me of the Total Recall mutant lady.

@MonkeyJedi99 11 ай бұрын

I really like the way the sheath is held on, with a snap of some sort at the urethra opening.

@evanbasnaw 10 ай бұрын

It's hideous and I love it. Thanks for showing us your early work and that you've improved well past it.

@suzz1776 11 ай бұрын

That "bad version" is Awesome!!. I am a lady but I would totally rock that. It would be funny af and deff a talking point. (Although most people might mistake it as something a bit more 'private', esp since I live in California and we all know what goes on here. 😂)

@vlad3967 11 ай бұрын

Amazing show of what experience and research leads to. I wouldnt even make a hilt like that right now. I guess theres a starting point for everyone! Amazing share Tod!

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

I agree, I wouldn't start there now, but just exposing yourself to this channel and so many others like just brings up your base level of knowledge and familiarity.

@sinisterthoughts2896 11 ай бұрын

@@tods_workshop whoa now, I think you've done enough exposing for one video! Lol.

@axistec 11 ай бұрын

@@sinisterthoughts2896😂

@DrewNorthup 11 ай бұрын

Frank honesty about how everyone starts somewhere-now ain't that the truth. Humility is gold.

@theafro 11 ай бұрын

magnificent, that's the only word for it. The things we make tell our story, and this is a good one!

@HappyBabushka 11 ай бұрын

Damn, Todd really made something for business and pleasure.

@sebastianwlodarczyk 11 ай бұрын

Ok, that dagger got a laugh out of me! To be fair, looking at the illustrations of some more exotic animals in the historical illustrations, even though the end result might not be exactly accurate, the "word-of-mouth" method and its end result absolutely is!:) Seriously- take a look at medieval depictions of elephants- you can see the end result of someone that never seen an elephant, following the description from someone who have never seen one either, but once heard how they supposed to look like:D

@Rkurnelm 11 ай бұрын

I can indeed confirm that you do make good bollock daggers. Got one of em in my collection. One of my favorites.

@mikeblair2594 11 ай бұрын

That's actually close to an original that can be seen in the book "arms of the American Revolution". When I first started forging iron and steel i didn't make a knife for about ten months. I wanted it to be correct, so when I got good at forging I finally made a knife that was forged to close to the final dementions so I didn't have as much bench work to do. When I finally finished, I had the ugliest knife I've ever seen, but I still use it for a kitchen/butcher knife and my wife loves it. A while back I picked up from my shop floor a knife I had started in my early days. It looked wrong but I reforged it and now its beautiful. I sold it soon after finishing it for four hundred bucks. Not bad for a piece that I hated enough when I started that I threw it away. I still don't use electric power tools in the stuff I make. It makes it more fun.

@Fairfieldfencer 11 ай бұрын

In D&D 5e, every Bard always starts with a dagger as part of their standard equipment. I like to think these are those daggers.

@F1ghteR41 7 ай бұрын

The way some of them play, you'd have to believe it to be the case.

@GrandDungeonDad 11 ай бұрын

Tod we need to do a short run of these with real steel as an homage to your first attempt I think for sheer hilarity’s sake these would be a blast to own

@mrkiky 11 ай бұрын

I think Tod should prepare himself for a flurry of custom anatomically correct bollock daggers orders 😂

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

I made an 'as accurate as you can' one for grooms present a couple of years ago. Its in the Insta feed if you go looking

@shawnwolf5961 11 ай бұрын

@@tods_workshop If only I had money, I would actually buy one of these for the hilarity of it.

@GrandDungeonDad 11 ай бұрын

@@tods_workshop ill check it out!

@CharlesGriswold 11 ай бұрын

That thing is a sight to behold. I believe I can say that without fear of contradiction.

@YanDoroshenko 11 ай бұрын

The fact that Todd is showing the world a 1:100 replica of his own stuff speaks volumes.

@legacyShredder1 11 ай бұрын

That's a knife my wife would totally let me buy.

@galileopotato167 11 ай бұрын

As this man's wife's boyfriend, can confirm.

@eduardvaniersel7535 11 ай бұрын

So that she can get some use out of it as well?

@legacyShredder1 11 ай бұрын

@@eduardvaniersel7535 ...Yes.. That is the joke.. You nailed it.

@legacyShredder1 11 ай бұрын

@@galileopotato167 She wants to know if sword hilts are bigger? I guess she's into collecting..?

@AKlover 11 ай бұрын

I'd be curious to see your take on A fighting dagger at A functional use "Beater" price point. Where would you mutate or evolve A Fairbairn-Sykes dagger for instance?

@martinfrancis1950 11 ай бұрын

Now now Tod. Your description of working from inexpert description reminds me of so many contemporaneous illustrations that we react to with, “that’s wrong…” or “how the hell does that work ?”. I just think you were following the tradition of other Medieval items or situations which artists had at first no personal experience of…… but later you came to the side of light.

@timlong7289 11 ай бұрын

Nice one Todd. When you're not fighting, you can whip it out and entertain the ladies! Got to love a tool with multiple uses.

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

Multi-tool!

@valandil7454 11 ай бұрын

😂 Funny but disturbing that it's a historical thing even if it was just around for 200 years And as I noticed no-one else mentioned it Todd the piercing's called a Prince Albert 😄 I remember hearing about it being an actual prince who used his to keep his nob in the same more aesthetically pleasing place when he wore tight trousers but I don't know how true that is 😄 And no before you ask I don't have one

@aliciaaustin8373 11 ай бұрын

Thank you. I was scrolling through comments and didn't want to be the first to point that out.

@jeffkane221 11 ай бұрын

My 1st, 1st comment!

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

Woooo Hooo!

@SpeedRunningWarcrimes 11 ай бұрын

My first, first, first comment, comment

@katieandtheanimals1525 10 ай бұрын

That my friend is a work of art!! It’s like something you’d expect to see advertised in the medieval equivalent of Viz magazine

@leaningfree 11 ай бұрын

Tod, you are an absolute treasure and a legend. Keep on keeping on!

@steveschainost7590 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for the really good laugh. That thing is magnificent.

@2011Kestrel 10 ай бұрын

I snickered like a schoolboy the moment the pixilation dropped, and didn’t stop until the video ended. But I’ll never be able look at bollock daggers the same way again - I’ll always see your “tool”. Thanks for sharing!

@emm_arr 10 ай бұрын

You're a brave man who now makes really good daggers.

@---l--- 11 ай бұрын

Amazing. I hope this becomes a new wedding gift for the wedding party.

@leemcgann6470 10 ай бұрын

Fantastic Tod love it!

@S-T-E-V-E 10 ай бұрын

I actually laughed out loud when you did the reveal! 😂 You're right, you can't un see it!

@user-tx6uu5gk7l 11 ай бұрын

You : make it ! History : YES ! Tod : WHY?!?!?!

@harazhangf5782 10 ай бұрын

When you unpixelated the dagger I laughed. And I agree, I don't think I'll ever be able to unsee it. That being said I also agree, purely craft speaking it is nicely done. And that piercing is called a Prince Albert. ;-)

@OldManSparkplug 10 ай бұрын

Todd, I've always enjoyed your videos, but I can't say I've laughed with one quite this much. Thank you for a good laugh at the end of a terrible friday.

@teteuscot5098 11 ай бұрын

By the gods, that... thing... ... Its beautiful!

@dkeith45 11 ай бұрын

I've got a large wooden ladle that had a very long handle and I thought it would be a cool stew bowl for 'Buckskinner/Muzzleloader' events if I cut the handle down a lot. So it ended up as a decent sized wooden bowl with a six inch handle. A smart ass friend who had some wood carving skills noticed it at one event and later that day I discovered he'd done exactly to its handle what Tod did with this dagger. Everyone in our camp LOL'd.

@incitatusrecordings473 11 ай бұрын

4:26 lol thats a very nice one! good work man!

@nicoletheowl691 10 ай бұрын

Truly marvellous! 😂😂 If only I had already watched this video before I met you in Minden last Sunday! I surely would have alluded to it 😆

@chadherbert18 10 ай бұрын

Always neat to see the evolution of a craft. 🤔

@andrewspohrer7183 11 ай бұрын

Very ergonomic! You could hold it all day and not get tired! Gotta tug on it a little to get it off... the scabbard.

@piotrnowak7730 10 ай бұрын

I am convinced that this dagger fits perfectly in the hand.

@Trenz0 11 ай бұрын

Absolutely amazing

@marauder7209 11 ай бұрын

As someone who did study french medieval history; That thing could 100% exist. Maybe not as a everyday thing, cause it is a bit too overt, but, still. If someone said they had seen that in a museum, I wouldn't question it. At all.

@TheOakleysworld 11 ай бұрын

Can't be the only one that would love to own that 'beast'

@tods_workshop 11 ай бұрын

Apparently not - oddly

@piotrnowak7730 10 ай бұрын

You can see the masterful hand of the craftsman.

@yobgodababua1862 10 ай бұрын

Even though we have no historical examples, I would bet that some young apprentice somewhere made your dagger previously. Probably several unless their masters caught them first. Also received my falchion, which is lovely and now I just somewhere I can wear it to.

@phileas007 11 ай бұрын

Tod, you're an artist. That first bollock dagger is so life-like. You gotta bring that back - it'll sell like hotcakes.

@Bridgercraft 11 ай бұрын

That is absolutely amazing! Love it! Totally agree with the message at the end too, my first knives were absolute trash but I learnt something from each one and now I'm at the point where I'm making fairly decent stuff. I've still got a way to go but like Tod says, keep making and never stop!

@arikwolf3777 11 ай бұрын

I know exactly what you did before, and because of, the pixilation. And Yes, I now cannot unsee it.

@TheRaptorXX 11 ай бұрын

A title like THAT? A beginning like THAT??? GUARANTEED to get someone to 'continue watching'!! Thanks a LOT, you're right, I CAN'T 'unsee' it. "Mutter, mutter, grumble, mutter, grumble"...

@hulkthedane7542 11 ай бұрын

Love it! The video, the story, the dagger. 👍❤👍🌞.

@kencoffman7145 11 ай бұрын

Thanks for show your first AND for keeping it!

@ShagShaggio 11 ай бұрын

Heh, that's a good laugh right there. Thanks for sharing! Cheers!

@jamesbedwell8793 11 ай бұрын

Todd's Vile Bollock Dagger is a phenomenal name for a magical weapon from a Dark Souls game

@robin98464 11 ай бұрын

From one craftsment to another i can totally understand that you arent really proud of your first piece. But that is the thing, dont stop at your first, just keep going and the stuff you are making will look so much better with time. I am sure not there were you are right now, but sure keep getting better and love starting over with each new projekt.

@DanHiteshew-oneandonly 10 ай бұрын

Lol that's the best thing I've seen all day. Fantastic!

@ketsuekikumori9145 11 ай бұрын

I love the fact that the- if you'll excuse my word choice here as I'm unfamiliar with weapon uh- anatomy terms. The nut- that is component that keeps the blade together with the -shaft- hilt looks like precum.