Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Theo and Tom Segura relationships, road horror stories, and doing a Spanish speaking tour together.
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@inFiniteTraCer 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know, dude. If I knew, man, I would know. You know?” -Theo Von
@slomofo 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@francoson3811 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@mikelary88 4 жыл бұрын
Franc Oson 35:41
@tukRfukR 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. I know, bro. You know?
@alieninstallation50 4 жыл бұрын
gettin philosophical now haha 35:37
@RRRRobbbb 4 жыл бұрын
I’m high af and spent the first 30 seconds of this video trying to figure out why there’s a glass of orange juice on fire.
@tylersnick1684 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@armandocarranco7960 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf lol
@sylviem.1299 4 жыл бұрын
Yep drugs make me you stoopid.
@itzAyden 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@spLiffyFOUR20 4 жыл бұрын
my high ass was watching the the very first 30 seconds and rewinding trying to find this glass of OJ on fire... took me 3 minutes to give up and then see it on the table later... lmao.
@joescott2561 10 ай бұрын
I'm still laughing at the guy that said he's high af and for the first 30 minutes , he tried to figure out why there is a flaming glass of orange juice😂😂😂
@mikep7. Жыл бұрын
“I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen.” Not even 5 mins in and Theos already got me in stitches 😂🤣🤣
@Orange45ajfi Жыл бұрын
Do really a lot of mexicans work in the Food industry in america?
@Rowsy91 Жыл бұрын
@@Orange45ajfi bruh they all do lmao
@Orange45ajfi Жыл бұрын
@@Rowsy91 lol
@Nephetssings Жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking that’s funny
@mikep7. Жыл бұрын
@@Nephetssings you’ve clearly never worked in a kitchen
@TheFastballs 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Tom say, "Dunking looks fun" now is probably the best foreshadowing to his upcoming year possible
@Drpeazy 3 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Isn'tReal you are all right now that’s thatroadthe the on up goingwhat’swhywhat’s I aaaattrwhy
@booowie8374 3 жыл бұрын
@@Drpeazy cops r after u
@SS-L.O.T.O. 3 жыл бұрын
And him saying he wishes he was black , maybe his accident might not have happened lmao
@donniefights5668 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yooo unreal
@fsttag1 3 жыл бұрын
@@booowie8374 lmfaoooooooo dude yes!! They told me they were coming after that guy..
@germancondor4745 4 жыл бұрын
Its nice to see Tom reach out and form a friendship with his first son’s father
@Cryptic-cy3xr 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@vigusdna3760 4 жыл бұрын
😂 Lmao
@guillermomaradiaga7165 4 жыл бұрын
German Condor wow
@dopeinfertility 4 жыл бұрын
Rick james " cold blooded"
@forbin1185 4 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣😅😂🤣
@Vikanuck Жыл бұрын
“I feel like if I knew, I’d know, you know?” Words to live by Theo 👊
@thatguy-ip4bs 11 ай бұрын
Just stopped giggling from this, cacked myself 😂😂😂
@gr8fakeh8monger 9 ай бұрын
I'm definitely going to use this daily. Until the day I die
@christopherbrock921 4 ай бұрын
I caught that too 😂
@wigglethemiddle1 2 жыл бұрын
I like Theo because he’s honest and isn’t afraid to admit he doesn’t know something. Sincerity is sorely needed nowadays
@mjstevens92 Жыл бұрын
So sincere and endearing. It's so refreshing.
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM Жыл бұрын
@@mjstevens92just like ur m o m
@especiallyabsent 9 ай бұрын
Until Tom is like "the bill is like $11, what am I supposed to do, calculate?" And Theo just busts out 15% without thinking about it.
@jedidiahlongtree341 4 жыл бұрын
35:41 "I don't know, dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?" - Theo Von, 2019
@patrickchisholm35 4 жыл бұрын
WhatHighThink Podcast that might have legit pissed Tom off..
@newsrapper 4 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest things ever said
@dvmn1 4 жыл бұрын
I knew someone would quote that
@villehamalainen2541 4 жыл бұрын
That's deep
@alexakimov 4 жыл бұрын
You don't know til ya know.
@westofwahpeton4692 4 жыл бұрын
Tom looks like the very outside piece of those Russian nesting dolls.
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
Trooper Jett 🥇
@grantstonex 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. Well fucking done. One of the best/original slams i've seen in the comments.
@Ervinabrahamian 4 жыл бұрын
I think they call those Babooshkas, which I also believe is the russian word for Grandma
@yig_501 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ervinabrahamian i believe so you are right about babooshka lol im english i call my gma babooshka lol
@RK-ti2qq 4 жыл бұрын
Gold
@conorbanaszkiewicz4887 Жыл бұрын
Theo saying 48 and Tom thinking for a split second he meant 48 years apart before Theo explained that was her age is the most underrated moment in this episode
@OnlyBrans 9 ай бұрын
Feels more like he’s ‘Yes and’-ing
@timvarano5562 9 ай бұрын
He was probably thinking.. "my wife is 48....."
@sybilgillespie8019 Жыл бұрын
I love listening to theo at night when I'm laying in bed going to sleep. But I have to turn it off because I start laughing Everytime. So funny.
@DishRag1 Жыл бұрын
This comment right here
@belinedawska6363 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@angelaseymour4464 Жыл бұрын
Me TOO!!! Exactly!!
@3EBstudio 4 жыл бұрын
'Bobby is like a war veteran who didn't even serve' lol ... loooool.
@vikdhillon3764 2 жыл бұрын
His dad was his war.
@brandon4391 2 жыл бұрын
@@vikdhillon3764 with Bobby Lee’s body yes!
@matthewwilson4742 2 жыл бұрын
Note the time
@stefanod2402 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't know dude. If I knew, man, I would know. Ya know?"
@CH-ml4rz 4 жыл бұрын
“Yeah.” ded
@JWitt30 4 жыл бұрын
#TheoLogic
@C.A.D. 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is that it made perfect sense
@OKULTRACOMEDY 4 жыл бұрын
This is why he's always reminded me of a weird Louisiana Mitch Hedberg
@GlidgetRonan 4 жыл бұрын
This statement that Theo said was very interesting to me. What he is essentially saying here is, "If I knew, I would tell you, I try not to hide anything". He comes across as such a genuine guy it makes my heart sing.
@OdintheGermanShepherd Жыл бұрын
Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.
@cheatingiscompeting3647 Жыл бұрын
It's funny how different guest bring out different side. This one is way different than with bert k.
@dr.goodvibespubgclipsmusic6667 Жыл бұрын
&😊😅😅MN 'k 😅6😅
@dr.goodvibespubgclipsmusic6667 Жыл бұрын
@@cheatingiscompeting3647 656
@acebondage9200 8 ай бұрын
A comedian is funny? Unheard of
@OdintheGermanShepherd 8 ай бұрын
@@acebondage9200 totally unheard of…great observation…! LOLOL
@samanthaorick2280 Жыл бұрын
"But when I ask my inner spirit did it happen.."🤣 I laughed out loud. It's takes a lot for me to laugh out loud cause I'm dead inside, but great episode, I also adore Tom.
@lorettadobson902 Жыл бұрын
Someone made feel like that once,then one day I stop crying about what was lost and gone then I seen it for the blessing full of life lessons thanking God once again for saving me giving me strength, that was in 17' now fuck that insane narcissistic waste of oxygen AN EX= PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣
@thatslavicdude Жыл бұрын
@@lorettadobson902 dude you sound fuckin crazy lmao stop trauma dumping in the comment section 💀can you not afford a therapist or something? 😂😭
@timaldridge84 4 жыл бұрын
The 1st openly gay fighter was Brendan Schaub. Come on Theo you knew this
@ivoxvxi7482 4 жыл бұрын
Man went out with ronda rousey, youve no business calling him gay 😂
@jswany72 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 👌🏻
@northeastslingshot1664 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivoxvxi7482 Rhonda " strap-on " Rousey?
@johng8671 4 жыл бұрын
@@northeastslingshot1664 Haha Navi out here pretending he doesn't want to be dominated and hip tossed by Ronda, what a time to be alive
@patrickoneal4082 4 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to comment the same thing. Touche Sir
@davidlrogers 4 жыл бұрын
1:44:00 "i have bad circulation, in my legs; in my arms i can do almost anything" - Tom's face lmfaooo
@DatHombre 4 жыл бұрын
@@corbinwhite9383 so funny /s
@owenschilling7707 4 жыл бұрын
Genius bit, it seems effortless
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Rogers Tom’s thinking, “wow! This guy is hilarious!”
@MegaFlorest 4 жыл бұрын
@@susie7336 I think he appreciated Theo's non sequitur, quirkyness, but it's "Cool guys" that Tom truly find hilarious: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mtuGapBhuN2WfmQ.html
@ruggerosmith1167 4 жыл бұрын
Corbin White it's spelled "cock".
@KrystalMimms Жыл бұрын
"...it got weird towards the end" "It got weird towards the end IN COURT" LOL that was an underrated line
@user-xq8fu8pq2w 9 ай бұрын
U can tell Theo asking Tom to take him on a Spanish comedy tour was from the bottom of his heart
@dannymadrid1822 2 күн бұрын
🎉, rigj2ón 😅
@Laurendezvous 4 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite thing about Tom and Theo together is how Tom doesn’t know if he should laugh at some of the silly shit Theo says
@Laurendezvous 4 жыл бұрын
Holy Hand Grenades kay
@LJ-MMA 4 жыл бұрын
You just told everyone... Grows some balls and talk to a women in real life, not like that either mate
@josiffexplosiff1 4 жыл бұрын
Why?
@WERK777 4 жыл бұрын
When he looks at everyone else and half smiles :P
@kristopherrice1465 4 жыл бұрын
Lauren W 😍
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 4 жыл бұрын
“I’d rather see my Dad beat my mom than to see my dad wearing elbow pads” 😂😂😂😂
@justingary9982 4 жыл бұрын
Or... Go to my dad's funeral 200 times than him come home safe with a f**kin bike helmet on 😂
@ivanb7809 4 жыл бұрын
Whats the time stampp
@Sticky_Ricky 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanb7809 around 1:49:00
@tonyrichard6285 3 жыл бұрын
If you put this on mute, Tom looks like a child psychologist talking to a second time senior in high school with severe A.D.D.
@alfredandersson875 3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyrichard6285 epic stolen comment
@gerardo7111 9 ай бұрын
2:02:50 "You shoot big loads" 😂
@stacynp90 Ай бұрын
Lmao
@Patriotsoftwash 4 жыл бұрын
I think I'd trust Theo with my kid way more than Santino or D'elia. Bobby is just off the list.
@kaminsod4077 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't trust Bobby with a goldfish
@jordanadams4360 4 жыл бұрын
Delia doesn’t even watch his own dogs
@psychobeefsticker 4 жыл бұрын
Bobby is probably the weirdest . idk how he has a girlfriend
@jim1550 4 жыл бұрын
Bobby actually responded to this. Seriously, he is normal all Korean raising kids. Would you rather some psycho cranked on juice teaching your kid "normal"shit for the extra 50c?
@ghost3918 4 жыл бұрын
@@jordanadams4360 those aren't his real dogs. He pays someone to bring them over all the time. Chris Delia is a phony.
@adamc9771 4 жыл бұрын
#TheoGate has spawned the best free unintentional interest for these two dudes to talk to each other.
@johnedward8352 4 жыл бұрын
Unintentional? Hmmm maybe. Maybe manufactured? Nothing better for views and likes than some scandal!
@adamc9771 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnedward8352 100% curated by the fans and then tom and theo brilliantly went along with it.
@RK-re5tj 4 жыл бұрын
We're pawns in their game
@Alextruthful 4 жыл бұрын
Manifest destiny
@vincebay1798 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody likes to laugh and be happy. That’s the message
@megyskermike 9 ай бұрын
Tom's expression when Theo shows him the "cyst" is absolutely hilarious. Looks like its a scene from a movie; killed me 😂
@the_dj_max 11 ай бұрын
Theo is way smarter than he makes himself seem. He said “he had a Wolf I’m talking like Jack London” and only somebody with a 5th grade reading level could know about White Fang & Call of the Wild 😂
@Mslalastephanie 3 жыл бұрын
Tom: she was so hideous Theo: was she strong at least?
@wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 жыл бұрын
This dude's brain is... beyond the average person's.
@hambone3145 3 жыл бұрын
I know lmao I was dying
@ibe4205 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mike-sp4iz I always think about this and I think it’s a combo of both
@wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mike-sp4iz Bruh, I'm saying only a magical brain can think of such a thing to say no matter what the purpose.
@rockyevans1584 3 жыл бұрын
@@wingnutmcspazatron3957 his Forte is surmising, he's quick but you need to get out more. He's funny, but you being blown away speaks more to your limited interactions than some unrecognized genius on display.
@andeswalk7909 4 жыл бұрын
100% approve of this layout. Sick new studioo
@_idiot 4 жыл бұрын
that buzzing in the background is a little annoying
@_idiot 4 жыл бұрын
nevermind i think it's brendan using a vibrator
@skinnybonejonezz 4 жыл бұрын
I was skeptical during first episode with Delia, but it’s pretty badass now that it’s done
@robertjackson6056 4 жыл бұрын
Is there a picture of the whole podcastville wall?
@T2Darlantan 4 жыл бұрын
looks like they didn't finish Bill Burr's wife's face on the Podcastville thing, almost seems racist
@joshuahunyady3736 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha seriously watching this while working as a cook at the ramada. I lost it.
@itsamemario5724 Жыл бұрын
Give me your credit card info why don't you lol
@trevorhill5560 Жыл бұрын
@itsa me mario a cook at ramada? bet there isn't even anything on that debit card.
@ragingmcqueen 2 жыл бұрын
Theo: I love being apart of surgeries... on myself, Also theo: I've had enough of medical professionals. These guys absolutely kill me
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Santino on Tigerbelly and Tom Segura on This Past Weekend The podcast gods are smiling down upon us
@nv3831 4 жыл бұрын
cheers ill drink to that bro
@TheDuke4100 4 жыл бұрын
an angry ginger is never going to be funny...but each to their own
@LPJMagicmusic 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDuke4100 bill burr is the only one to break that barrier, for me anyway.
@hamschh 4 жыл бұрын
ive never laughed at anything andrew santino's said
@pablochavez1497 4 жыл бұрын
Santino is the worst....Most these guys are doing well because of Joe Rogan. Tom,Bert,Andrew, # hacks
@nefo8167 4 жыл бұрын
“Bobby is a throw pillow that occasionally does things” 😂😂😂
@GodsNode 4 жыл бұрын
laughed out loud and I haven't even heard this part yet.
@dakronikles 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goddddd
@Ghostwolf173 4 жыл бұрын
almost made Tom spit up his water.
@user-dc1zm9ee1z 9 ай бұрын
Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.. Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny..
@murdockqotsa Жыл бұрын
"And violencia" as he makes a stabbing motion at 4:20 fujcking killed me and of course it's at 420
@HernandezCuhh 4 жыл бұрын
Theo Von: “I don’t know dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?”
@sharky5505 Жыл бұрын
Tom is honestly one of nicest guys i’ve seen in the comedy world
@orangewaters1559 Жыл бұрын
2023 is coming up close. Where’s that Theo and Tom Spanish tour? 😂
@_SeeYouSpaceCowboy 4 жыл бұрын
“ He was hufflepuff and I was Sniffendor” -Theo. It’s truly amazing how unbelievably quick witted Theo is with his comedy. It’s instant. Truly amazing when you stop and appreciate it. Keep it up Theo, I sense you’re secretly down af on yourself but believe me, you got a lot of fans my man!
@Wildchile 2 жыл бұрын
fckn hilarious
@junglistsoul-jah4903 2 жыл бұрын
Silly u know he had that one loaded up
@ibelieveyourlies1984 Жыл бұрын
@@junglistsoul-jah4903 Yeah you can tell he has them saved up and is just looking for a place to put them
@drewtap Жыл бұрын
bro its crazy how guests dont even notice it
@roblockster9905 Жыл бұрын
@@junglistsoul-jah4903 Maybe, but he does those off the cuff a ton.
@aliciarose1693 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing them genuinely make each other laugh feels good in my soul. I hated Theogate.
@rogerstone481 4 жыл бұрын
Whats theo gate?
@rogerstone481 4 жыл бұрын
@@4purs ah thats weird. The he said she said crap in show business is way past its lease.
@aliciarose1693 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone kept assuming that Christina and Theo had a fling as well. I'm a mommy and a gang rat so the whole thing felt like I was watching my parents get a divorce or something. I hated it, so glad it's over. 👖🐀👑❤
@joshnovosad3414 4 жыл бұрын
Dog Gate is now open to interpretation
@dominicg554 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think they all just agreed to cover it up for practical reasons? Makes a lot of sense to me... 😗
@jrg1121 Жыл бұрын
The stories these guys are passing are super interesting. They've both lived such unique lives.
@askyourmother451 Жыл бұрын
One day I want to see theo go back to his town and have a meet up with all the people he grew up with
@jennifers.3818 Жыл бұрын
Nah, too risky for his sobriety
@jeffreyblock16 11 ай бұрын
Theo needs like a Christmas special where he goes home
@melaniecampbell6280 10 ай бұрын
They all pasted away.
@Twigg4075 4 жыл бұрын
"What's the biggest age gap for you?" -Tom "Besides when I came out of my mom?" -Theo
@Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr 4 жыл бұрын
Tom just replied with a "right" 🤣
@BlueprintsForHeadaches 4 жыл бұрын
Twigg4075 damn I gotta hear that what time ?
@dumbeldore9067 4 жыл бұрын
@@BlueprintsForHeadaches THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. TIME STAMPS PEOPLE
@OhhSwapy 4 жыл бұрын
Then he said 48 lmao... but cleared it up
@dumbeldore9067 4 жыл бұрын
@@BlueprintsForHeadaches not writing The time stamp i meant
@deathmonktv7626 4 жыл бұрын
Bobby Lee is peeking from behind Tom's chair. Nosotros Papaya.
@russiaprivjet 4 жыл бұрын
Is that kalayla next to him too? Haha
@GriseldaBSF410 4 жыл бұрын
@@beansntoast You think thats bad take a look at his saved videos lmao
@mrimpossible4353 4 жыл бұрын
Bobby Lee hasn't left the comedy store in months.
@deathmonktv7626 4 жыл бұрын
@@beansntoast maybe one that's been held back a few times.
@dustinrisinger1958 4 жыл бұрын
I love how they made Bobby have down syndrome
@mohjothecat7683 11 ай бұрын
He started chuckling, knowing he had a great line, waiting patiently for his turn and then said, "Yeah, it's almost like I'm the Sloth of Ball Street," 🤣🤣🤣
@nathanmazz3965 Жыл бұрын
Hearing, "we're planning the tour 2020" "ah, I'm gonna need more time, maybe 2023" aged like fine wine
@aaroneusjames2342 4 жыл бұрын
"a mixed baby stops shaking it's rattle." 😂 brilliant.
@Smokeyxz 4 жыл бұрын
Damn I commented this and scrolled down and saw this lol nice
@FTWinnick 4 жыл бұрын
Theo is turning into my favorite interviewer. His questions are so thoughtful/wholesome yet funny/quirky. He seems quite sad though I think he's lonely.
@wayned535 3 жыл бұрын
You ever watched the h3podcast with him? He kinda touches on his loneliness. I feel him tho, I feel the same way. Alot of people like me because I'm friendly and love people but I'm weird and lonely at the same time lol.
@DClean 3 жыл бұрын
@@wayned535 Hey man, thats why I relate so much to Theo. Im the same way. Im this insular, kind of self preserving entity. I want to live by myself, but I still appreciate human contact. Its just that, I need to sleep in y own bed, and l need my own space. I like the idea of a family, and im getting older, but i feel like it would be very suffocating at the same time. Maybe its just called being selfish. Still tryna firgure it out.
@lucasloucetios164 3 жыл бұрын
Sam Pickles that’s not called being selfish. That’s called discomfort with intimacy.. and can be worked through.
@grayson0916 3 жыл бұрын
@@DClean i cleaned houses for a long time and you wouldnt believe how many happily married people sleep in different bedrooms have separate office or getaways. Most people need space. Me and my wife are the opposite but everybody has a way of making it work.
@danieljak2784 3 жыл бұрын
Wayne maybe look at it as you haven’t found many people as interesting as yourself? That’s not a bad thing, maybe just force yourself to start conversations with different people. What I’ve learned in 40 years of life is the cool/weird people are the quiet ones. If that doesn’t work, smoke some weed and get a bulldog....endless years of comedy and a best friend who never double crosses you! Just a thought bro.
@ryanwoodcock1558 3 ай бұрын
The Flowers for Algernon reference going over Tom's head was peak
@TrickyBoa Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest pods I ever watched 😂
@dallassunderland Жыл бұрын
i didn’t know people actually called these “pods” :/
@TrickyBoa Жыл бұрын
?
@aleco678 Жыл бұрын
@@dallassunderland ur name sucks
@Widow-Cicada Жыл бұрын
Lost it when they talked about how/why Theo loves surgery
@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 4 жыл бұрын
Damn just heard about that embankment bad boi passing away....RIP Billy Conforto
@_sowhat_ 4 жыл бұрын
where ya been, bud?
@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 4 жыл бұрын
deg By the interstate with them roids bruh, waiting for billy and Theo to swing by....they never showed up and I got worried so I looked into it and found the bad news....rip
@_sowhat_ 4 жыл бұрын
Lol that's rough. Sorry you had to find out like that, man.
@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Grace I appreciate that bruh, onward
@Cloncurryboi88 4 жыл бұрын
Blake Haggard 😂
@CezaMVO 4 жыл бұрын
Like I said before, Theo is welcome to be Mexican any time. We welcome him with open arms.
@Hallucinato444 4 жыл бұрын
"like i said before" nobody reading this even knows u
@lowkeybeats4330 4 жыл бұрын
Put the knives down first papa
@nicholasmaniccia1005 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want it
@projectivemotion 4 жыл бұрын
all he has todo is get a tattoo of his last name and he's in
@darrensimmy870 4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to travel to Mexico. Thinking about next year for several months. Amazing people and country don't know If it's safe to travel
@jimmyjunk8498 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the most chill I've seen Tom and that's wild because he's usually pretty relaxed but he seems comfortable and not "on".
@Verifiedsinger 8 ай бұрын
When Tom asked Theo about how big his loads were I couldn't stop laughing. Theo was caught off guard and his facial expression had me hollering.
@MaigreMou Жыл бұрын
I rarely listen to 2 hours podcast but I found this discussion delightflul and really genuine :) good stuff !
@brendan3894 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Billy Conforto, a busboy gone too soon
@dominicmartinez4448 4 жыл бұрын
He’s in heaven chilling in an embankment
@MrRaw4life 4 жыл бұрын
He’s on that hitter
@billyconforto5205 4 жыл бұрын
#Embankmentgang
@sebastianmacias7559 4 жыл бұрын
Amen brother
@matthill9649 4 жыл бұрын
Pills and embankments don’t mix, folks.
@Imtussel 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Theo’s gunna end up having kids at a later age and end up coming to terms finally with why his dad maybe waited so long to have kids himself
@AkaFigga 3 жыл бұрын
Or he becomes Leo DeCaprio 3.0
@Absurdword 3 жыл бұрын
Bro holy shit.
@Imtussel 3 жыл бұрын
@@Absurdword 😂
@klucas7204 3 жыл бұрын
bro that was fire not gonn lie. I think you might be into something..seems like a real possibility at this point. On that note, gang gang.
@davidpowell172 3 жыл бұрын
The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree 🍎lol
@stephenroby8498 Жыл бұрын
RIP Tom's pop. I am also from Louisville, KY. I love both comics, and I just want to say thanks for all the laughs during the worst time of my life. Loosing both my legs due to vascular issues. You guys made it tolerable.
@electrobrendan2059 Жыл бұрын
Hey man, I’m no one at all but i appreciate you telling your story because perspective is all we really need at times
@tfanning111 Жыл бұрын
I wish you the best man. That’s rough, but you got this. Stay strong and seek happiness
@jimhenry3383 Жыл бұрын
May God bless you my brother 🙏
@kennedykirby9014 Жыл бұрын
Sorry you've been going through something so unfortunate. I'm glad you were able to find an outlet to keep you standing strong though.
@williemasterofdestruction5339 Жыл бұрын
I've known a few people that have lost limbs. Don't let it get you down too much bro. Alot of them found ways to be able to keep living happy lives. One guy who lost an arm figured out how to play video games. Another who lost a leg and a foot is still a really excellent cyclist. I too have had a few rough patches over the years and am glad I can work still for one (barely but...) and 2 ITS A JOB WHERE I CAN LISTEN TO THESE AWESOME FOOLS ALL DAY!!😅❤
@thepanoramichispanic284 16 күн бұрын
Sometimes I call my mom and she loves to talk and I can sit there and listen to her for hours. I'm pretty sure im the only one that she can share stories with about her childhood, her family and my father. I miss my dad so much he passed away in 08 and idk how she keeps going but she's such a strong woman. I go to her house sometimes eat dinner and sleep on the floor at the foot of her bed like a guardog. Just being in the same room with her and knowing she's still alive soothes my soul. In my 20s I was real POS and she never turned her back on me. I love my mom ❤
@crazyjoedavola5430 4 жыл бұрын
"I got coked up with this girl let her cut something outta my hip" -Theo
@lancechampion719 4 жыл бұрын
Tom and Theo both worked in pizza parlors? Anyone else wanna see them do a Something’s Burning with Bert for their comeback episodes?
@rotta2736 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't Tom leave ATC tho?
@PowerHouse1987 4 жыл бұрын
O my god yessss!!
@TomasG18 4 жыл бұрын
God yes....
@jeffboyd8139 4 жыл бұрын
@@rotta2736 yeah but do you need to be part of ATC to be a guest on a show on that network?
@rotta2736 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffboyd8139 I feel like you do, cause I haven't seen him on ATC literally since he left
@asdfghjkil-pj1gf 2 ай бұрын
Tom would make an amazing therapist. The way he interacts with Theo is so genuine and sincere.
@osirispereyra8608 Жыл бұрын
The sniff after Theo mentions cocaine definitely brought him back 😂 55:25
@nickbotic 3 жыл бұрын
"You know what I'm talkin' about?" "...no but keep going." Any podcast with Theo in a nutshell.
@jill7997 Ай бұрын
😂
@sooperfly88 4 жыл бұрын
" He was hufflepuff, and I was sniffindorf"😂😂😂 Classic Theo.
@angelaseymour4464 Жыл бұрын
Theo and Tom definitely have two of the best voices, especially when I’m lying there and trying to sleep after third shift. Very even keel, very pleasant, very funny but I do eventually have to stop it because I start laughing too much.
@airportsecurityaustria182 Жыл бұрын
Yeah theo has that kinda innocent inflection in his voice and tom talks really monotonous and calm.
@chrisd6287 Жыл бұрын
"Bill Belechick in wig" literally made me spit my drink out! Omg I was notttttt RDY for that. Absolutely dying!!!!!
@andrewptob 3 жыл бұрын
Tom seems like a really nice person. Like, he would definitely babysit your kid last minute or give you a ride out of the blue.
@ragingmcqueen 2 жыл бұрын
Yea but he is gonna give you mad shit for it tho🤣
@Shoota5269 Жыл бұрын
@@ragingmcqueen mossst definitely 😂
@mikeharris4562 Жыл бұрын
Lol with what I’ve heard from Tom lol there is no way he would look after my kids 😂
@merp9211 Жыл бұрын
He’d help you move. 😊
@trerowe22 Жыл бұрын
He'd offer you his jacket in the movie theater.
@Laura-qo5tx 4 жыл бұрын
I think his appearance on Rogan was what helped launch Theo's success. I know back in Feb 2017 I saw him for the first time and fell in love with his comedy.
@skilletburritos8464 4 жыл бұрын
This & being on joey cocos pod numerous times where coco actually just sits there & lets theo talk. Not many are given that opportunity and i love uncle joey to death.
@user-yq3yp9gy6q 4 жыл бұрын
Laura you could say that about so many podcasters
@genericname2982 4 жыл бұрын
If I had to bet on it, I'd bet all my money on his Rogan appearances springboarding his success. I'm sure other appearances gave him exposure, but most of the volume probably came from Rogan. Once discovered, his podcast kept his audience and built loyalty.
@fatboybiking3874 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think I saw him with Rogan first and then on jk news shortly after that and I’ve been a fan ever since
@noahanderlick5707 4 жыл бұрын
"Me and Darrel Strawberry"
@TheMackDaddyXD Жыл бұрын
I LOVE when Theo does his sponsorship clips and goes “I remember this one time…” no you didn’t Theo lolllll
@Critt75ih Жыл бұрын
Theo, I found you from “This is Not Happening”. Love your comedy! You have such a unique view on things. A true individual that will not be mistaken for anyone else.
@zachfarnitano3496 4 жыл бұрын
Right at the end dropped that little "oh I didnt even bring up chihuahua gate" .... I see what your doin big papa👀
@purpledurtysprite 4 жыл бұрын
i need context pls whats chihuahua gate?
@comegetthathitter6935 4 жыл бұрын
@Dragondick Lunatic he stayed fucked up back then. He probably was just holding someone else's dog. There no reason to lie about having a dog. It makes no sense.
@jakrispy3418 4 жыл бұрын
I kno right! That bastard planned tht shit!
@worldofwarcraftxenon6871 4 жыл бұрын
Look into it! Theo was on toms show lately all after Theo Gate reached a high #theogate and even in that episode Christina says she wants theos Pe- chiwawa
@dr.celsius886 4 жыл бұрын
@Dragondick Lunatic i saw a reddit post where theo is HOLDING A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA. #CHIHUAHUAGATE
@dominicg554 4 жыл бұрын
Theo lookin like Tom Waits drank Mark Wahlberg's Polyjuice potion and its wearin off
@jaqenhghar5756 4 жыл бұрын
lmaaaoooo! s'underrated comment!
@Lookielou 4 жыл бұрын
Ahahahah this
@dermotmoynihan6999 4 жыл бұрын
Hhahhahahaha
@icecoldchilipreppers6496 4 жыл бұрын
If this joke didnt reference Harry Potter it would be a good joke... Nahh it's good.
@johnnyk1499 Жыл бұрын
49:40 when he talks about hooking up with a 45 yr old woman at 16 😂
@Trstevens318 3 ай бұрын
Its like Theo’s style of delivery is ‘Trying to say something without actually saying that certain thing’ idk how else to describe it. Everything he says reminds me of being in school and trying to define a word I didn’t know without using that word in the definition.
@daltonbradford6335 4 жыл бұрын
I love when Theo expands on his random statements it's priceless.
@magicsugarbump4972 2 жыл бұрын
When he said be likes to be present during surgical procedures i lost it man lol
@longdong3889 Жыл бұрын
Tom barely let him talk, just a jerk!
@Rs-xw4bj 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love the mural so much, it’s so cool to figure out who’s who. I almost died laughing when I saw Bobby lee behind the closeups of Tom
@slimdonut123 4 жыл бұрын
And pink dick lmao
@adamgm84 4 жыл бұрын
I recognized Bill Burr before I even realized what was going on.
@Liquidsmoke206 4 жыл бұрын
its cute but distracting for a podcast IMHO
@pullingguard1212 4 жыл бұрын
I wish theyd show the whole thing
@kperreault420 4 жыл бұрын
The shulz one is great too
@jonslaughter3369 Жыл бұрын
You’re such a powerful creator Theo, you can create whatever you want in the space of intimacy.
@tj7248 Жыл бұрын
Some of my favorite comedians. Tom is my favorite comedian and Theo is hilarious AND have such a crush on him
@wolfman8449 4 жыл бұрын
this is like watching a schizophrenic with excellent comedic delivery talking to themselves
@evanabbott2737 4 жыл бұрын
I like that👍
@michaelhall5429 4 жыл бұрын
So glad I could be your 69th like. Gonna go have a smoke.
@ethanp9068 4 жыл бұрын
Evan Abbott I really like that...
@steppeinder1002 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, another one who thinks schizophrenia is multiple personalities
@CarlosMontesBby 4 жыл бұрын
@@steppeinder1002 never heard of hearing voices? Thats not multiple personality disorder.
@brettorrmusic 3 жыл бұрын
TOM: I was in a steam room. THEO: I was in a self-esteem room.
@stephaniemullicane8028 Жыл бұрын
Same about not feeling safe sleeping next to my ma & also when he said “were as close as we can be” word i felt that
@anthonyvillarreal8408 Жыл бұрын
This is the most I've seen theo be serious and I love it!!!
@brittmeinke2751 4 жыл бұрын
"I speak enough to work in a kitchen" lmao
@joeyherp6257 4 жыл бұрын
britt any Single?
@joeyherp6257 4 жыл бұрын
britt any Lets go on a date?
@brittmeinke2751 4 жыл бұрын
@Alvin Walters lmao yeahhhh its a little much right?
@ceasesp5478 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@aronekman8129 4 жыл бұрын
Mm
@fiLthy_Rx 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is easily one of my favorite podcast guests out there, he's almost always funny and conversations with him never get stale.
@Michael-jr5ie 4 жыл бұрын
he is also super smart, particularly business wise. his peers say this a lot. a great example was him talking about the owner trying to pull a fast one but he knew the exact number he should be paid based on keeping track of ticket sales, prices and his contract specifics. sounds simple but im sure many just take the check and leave.
@tzeimi_ 2 жыл бұрын
“I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen” 😂😂 my guy 🤌🏼 lmao!!
@randybechillin 8 ай бұрын
4 years later and I’m just finding out about Theo. Dudes built different. Great content.
@XavierCastillo 4 жыл бұрын
So glad you've got Bert Kreischer's friend on today!
@brainattackmaniack 4 жыл бұрын
Xavier Castillo tam sagurop
@XavierCastillo 4 жыл бұрын
@@brainattackmaniack Tommy shugars
@FartMustard 4 жыл бұрын
Bart crystlers friend?
@madjack5497 4 жыл бұрын
Bunt krischler**
@killaction0317 4 жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrysler
@wolfman8449 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the personalities that are now making a podcast together these 2 need more than anyone. That shit would be like watching 2 serial killers get away with it but without the guilt of feeling bad for the victims
@reillyobrien4372 4 жыл бұрын
Three Bears One Cave
@newportnelson 4 жыл бұрын
All they'd need is Chin as their audio guy
@John-mf1sz 10 ай бұрын
Tom is too genuine to be having a conversation with Theo 😂 It’s legitimately hilarious how funny it is that takes everything he says seriously and responds accordingly.
@lucyphillips2217 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely crying laughing in bed at 11:30pm, I can’t even finish it because I’ll wake my husband up. Around the 51 minute mark when Tom is talking about the mid-40 year old lady he slept with, he said “the lady said alright I’m gonna go take a shower now” & Theo said “o you thought she was gonna say shit?” Lmfaoooo I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
@himl994 Жыл бұрын
I was looking to see if anybody noticed that lmao it was such a quick comment, but I laughed for like 5 minutes just picturing a manly ass woman saying that
@Scanlan5 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is Tom and Theo are actually a great podcast combo
@dannywilliams3764 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck Schaub. Get t-bunz on KATS
@Scanlan5 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Williams nah
@MultiFab14 4 жыл бұрын
good without his wife hey
@davidl1390 4 жыл бұрын
This was incredibly boring, they have no chemistry. Tom needs the right individual interviewing him because he has no personality.
@LockSteady 4 жыл бұрын
Way better combo than Brenden Chub
@blickygobrrrrr 4 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Funny as hell! Especially in a free form conversation setting like this.
@danielgrinnell9998 4 жыл бұрын
He's better in this format then his standup I've watched.
@rockstarzee19 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Podcasts are really like freestyle comedy and Theo is incredibly quick witted in these situations.
@McShag420 4 жыл бұрын
His jokes are so wild sometimes they go right past even the best of comedians. I find myself laughing so hard at shit that goes right by his guests.
@blanerampart4986 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielgrinnell9998 Agree. Watched his special and it was quite hit and miss. His style of humor really shines in this format. Some of the throw away things he says are fucking hilarious.
@Pusfilth 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Watanabe he’s not underrated at all man people love him
@Simon-et5jk 11 ай бұрын
Theo the man, does not carry on the conversation by responding to the guests anwser yet he answers with his own similar experience! we all know one person like that, BRAH KEEP THE CONVO GOING! gang gang
@Kbwintyy 9 ай бұрын
“Bro I spent 40 minutes feeling his body for any sort of bone or infrastructure” 😂 fuckin Theo man
@iwatchyoutube6539 4 жыл бұрын
Bill's wife is definitely gonna complain about that mural lol
@motaman7597 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ironsink34 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I started typing to ask why and then I saw her and Bill lol.
@jsp7218 4 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo i couldnt figure out who that was. Damn they did Nia dirrrrrty lmfao
@samanali8309 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like it’s unfinished and still needs her outlines... 🤔
@ndfl276 4 жыл бұрын
its like the artist ran out of brown paint ROFL
@Tom-xv5rk 4 жыл бұрын
"Possibly the funniest comedians on the planet...and possibly other planets, we don't know what he does with his spare time."lol
@tattoolady68 Жыл бұрын
Theo you're so adorably funny 😁! Sometimes unintentionally and it comes across as so genuine. That's part of your comedy charm!
@KartikChainani 4 жыл бұрын
When Theo tells Tom he thinks cooking shows are for girls, then tells him Tom seems like he’d watch cooking shows like 5 seconds later hahah
@JayDeeMcBee 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂
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