Spy Kids Movie Reviews 🕵️♀️🕵️♂️
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Жыл бұрынThe Spy Kids trilogy tells the tale of Carmen and Juni Cortez, two kids who learn their kidnapped parents are spies, and must become spy kids to save them. There's crazy technology, mutant people and animals, virtual reality, and a super cool uncle named Machete.
...plus a fourth film that no one likes.
- All reviews are from the site Letterboxd. (Some reviews in this video have been edited for length.)
- Background music is the Spy Kids theme
Follow me on Twitter for updates (or just to say hi!) / joey_tonka
Special thanks to George Lucas and Autotune
#MacheteDontText ifykyk
@apophis9061 Жыл бұрын
“ Do you think God stays in heaven because he to lives in fear of what he’s created” was my senior quote
@A_Hylian_Not_An_Elf Жыл бұрын
What a good quote
@midnight_blue_moon Жыл бұрын
Mine was "Pigeon and kitchen *almost* rhyme" and it was credited to my younger sister
@LeGoodMusica23 Жыл бұрын
I COMEPLETELY FORGOT THAT THAT QUOTE CAME FROM A FUCKING SPY KIDS MOVIE
@brainmadeofbubbles4103 Жыл бұрын
He’s no loon
@SarahAbramova Жыл бұрын
Nice
@thelunarwizard Жыл бұрын
"I love Mexicans I wish they were real." Me: looks over to my best friend Best friend: *fucking evaporates*
@sporkzzz Жыл бұрын
Rip
@astoroidea6502 Жыл бұрын
Wait, so we know Italians aren’t real cause how could they be in Luca and now Mexicans aren’t real either? *me and half my friend group disappear*
@_yellowcardeu_ Жыл бұрын
@@astoroidea6502 I've never been more grateful for the non-existent brazilian characters in films
@thelunarwizard Жыл бұрын
@@astoroidea6502 Me, a half-Italian: I don't feel so good.
@lordjellybean1622 Жыл бұрын
guess I'll evaporate then 🤷♀️
@LL-jp2nm Жыл бұрын
I was so obsessed with the Carmen concert at the end of Spy Kids 2 I think it genuinely awoke the queerness in me
@magicalwatermelon5147 Жыл бұрын
Me too…
@rottenstrawberrry Жыл бұрын
Me too☠️☠️🤌
@kitchensinkchronicles3272 Жыл бұрын
same
@cloverz3 Жыл бұрын
damnnn, same u.u
@catz4183 Жыл бұрын
I love these kinda videos because of the reviews. There are two types of reviewers: The ones who have don’t have brains And ones who are smarter than 90% of modern society *And that says it all.*
@retinazer7652 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@cyberdalek615 Жыл бұрын
And then you get the ones that are trying to be hip and think that everything just has to be a meme
@Sorcerer-SMC Жыл бұрын
I’ve actually been on Letterboxd, and when trying to give my honest opinion on one’s overly dramatic review of a movie, I was bombarded by all kinds of idiotic people who basically thought I was a bot just because I liked certain movies. I mean, come on!
@mr.x2567 Жыл бұрын
Or a mix of both
@bondseanbond5190 Жыл бұрын
@@retinazer7652 0:57 and 1:02 if your parents are secret Spies,where are their jackets?
@breawycker Жыл бұрын
George Clooney taking the censor bar off his eyes like glasses is still funny
@visforvarian8117 Жыл бұрын
DUDE THE SPY KIDS WERE MY LITERAL CHILDHOOD WHEN IT WAS ON NEXFLIX I STREAMED IT LIKE CRAZY
@arissamazumder Жыл бұрын
SAME
@amypond1867 Жыл бұрын
Wait, you had Netflix as a kid? How old are you?
@arissamazumder Жыл бұрын
@@amypond1867 pretty sure they’re around 59,000
@Artizap_ Жыл бұрын
@@amypond1867 Netflix has existed for 25 years
@rahbeeuh Жыл бұрын
@@Artizap_ I think people forget or don't realize that
@Doodle_Dragon Жыл бұрын
My dad tried showing me the first spy kids and I got terrified of the fingers.
@ivyinkwell1754 Жыл бұрын
Same... I had nightmares for literal years
@cheesebiscuit8376 Жыл бұрын
me too but it was my brother who showed it to me
@thorinthunder9992 Жыл бұрын
They are kinda gross, ngl I thought they were circus peanuts. Think of them as those and they’ll be les terrifying and more delicious looking
@elliotnutella8044 Жыл бұрын
"Somebody Ring the Dinkster?" That is what I live for.
@Jushwa Жыл бұрын
RIP Bill Paxton ❤️❤️❤️
@Jushwa Жыл бұрын
@TheGlassesPro yes he died in 2017 :( he was only 61
@juliawidmaier5334 Жыл бұрын
Bro I was OBSESSSED with Carmen's concert at the end of the second film, I have no idea why it was there but it changed me. It defined the word Diva.
@delphinium4987 Жыл бұрын
Pros of this video: General hilarity, I loved spy kids as a kid and had a huge crush on Demetra Cons of this video: I had to learn that there's a 4th Spy Kids movie
@rahbeeuh Жыл бұрын
You weren't missing much. 4 was okay I guess
@multifanderisverycrafty Жыл бұрын
@@rahbeeuh I went to elementary school with Rowan Blanchard, so when this movie came out, I was ecstatic to see it.
@rahbeeuh Жыл бұрын
@@multifanderisverycrafty oh wow that's cool! I'd have been ecstatic too
@not-so-obvious_autism777 Жыл бұрын
FOREVER MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MOVIES (Also can we just appreciate how Joey takes her time reading the absolute nonsense comments)
@sirthisisawendys9030 Жыл бұрын
Being a spy kid was what I wished for every birthday and dandelion till the age of 11 when I found out they weren’t real. Far more devastating than finding out Santa wasn’t real, that’s for sure
@alexisventura7191 Жыл бұрын
spies are real tough
@sirthisisawendys9030 Жыл бұрын
@@alexisventura7191 I know spies are real but it’s not as cool as in the movies 😑
@alexisventura7191 Жыл бұрын
@@sirthisisawendys9030 oh yeah. but neither are most jobs in movies
@sirthisisawendys9030 Жыл бұрын
@@alexisventura7191 thanks captain obvious
@victor_silva6142 Жыл бұрын
Ha he thinks Santa isn't Real. Go see The Thing! It is the best Santa Claus movie! And no man will convince me Kurt Russel isn't Saint Nicholas of Nicæa!
@GayAndDog Жыл бұрын
"I wish Mexicans where real" Me, a Mexican living in México: *Dies like in Infinity War, the country too*
@Dan_- Жыл бұрын
I still remember the kids at school singing, "It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls," while using a finger as a puppet.
@into_the_fandom_verse Жыл бұрын
the sheer SKILL when she read that keyboard smash is legenary
@into_the_fandom_verse Жыл бұрын
*legendary
@abixander1836 Жыл бұрын
I only ever watched and owned spy kids 3 so I know nothing of the others This is an interesting learning experience
@edatheowllady9518 Жыл бұрын
I watched all 4 movies I just only remember the last 2 cuz I watched them with my aunt
@sincerecinnamon Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I only watched a bit of the beginning one as a child and lost interest. I absolutely adored Sharkboy and Lavagirl and spy stuff, so I don't understand why I didn't like it
@elizatoponce9375 Жыл бұрын
The scene where they’re falling down the volcano in spy kids two and they legit get bored because it’s taking so long is branded in my memory
@jommisalami Жыл бұрын
The Floop backwards message absolutely rattled me as well. Tbh, I still feel like I have some unresolved trauma because of that scene 💀
@wrightcember Жыл бұрын
floop is a madman send help
@jambon2730 Жыл бұрын
Shark boy and lava girl is the literal definition of a 1 hour long acid trip
@blueturtle3623 Жыл бұрын
Ok but Spy Kids 4 has a special place in my heart as the first movie I ever saw featuring a Deaf/Hard of Hearing character. They botched it, sure, but I really love how this is just a part of his character rather than his entire character. Like he's not "The deaf kid"
@blamblam5690 Жыл бұрын
The 4th movie honestly wasn't that bad.
@_yellowcardeu_ Жыл бұрын
What about doing diary of a whimpy kid next? I wanna see everybody simping over rodrick soooooo badly
@screechingweasel34 Жыл бұрын
I SECOND THAT LMAO
@accioenchiladas Жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Жыл бұрын
"Above all else, the most effective McDonald's ad I've ever seen" truth! It made me want to open my own personal McDonald's at my palace. I can even order menu items on McDonald's menus in other countries! My bud Dennis Rodman loves it
@_yellowcardeu_ Жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a spy kids movie reviews video to calm me down after fighting a toxic nayeon solo stan that coundn't realise they were wrong and hypocritical 😌
@zoainaiip Жыл бұрын
Did you win?
@_yellowcardeu_ Жыл бұрын
@@zoainaiip yes but they wouldn't acept it so I got bored and left lmfao they said twice songs never do well when nayeon doesn't have the most lines but then when I said she wasn't first in songs like tt, signal, yoy, etc they changed the argument to "oh she can be 2nd and 3rd too it's all the same thing you're childish" like be fr and then they said songs she's at the bottom always flop like no honey you're literaly comparing a random 2016 bside with what is love and fancy 💀💀💀 anyways I thought it would be fun but it got really, *really boring*
@zoainaiip Жыл бұрын
@@_yellowcardeu_ Yea, it is kinda boring fighting against a narcissist that think they know better that everyone. I am also a fan of Twice, but I am still new to the fandom and people like that are the one that make me fear the fans or at least feel inferior to the older fans. That’s why I don’t really like to interact in most fandoms.
@_yellowcardeu_ Жыл бұрын
@@zoainaiip welcome fellow once! Don't worry, some people (mostly vocal line stans) are kinda of crazy but just stay away from tiktok, twitter and line distribution videos and you will survive 😄
@zoainaiip Жыл бұрын
@@_yellowcardeu_ Thanks ☺️
@MarbleSodaPop Жыл бұрын
3:45 I still can't believe that line comes from SPY KIDS 2 of all places, I remember hearing that line before and I'm still surprised every time I hear it's from that movie
@thetotallyciscowboy5414 Жыл бұрын
I loved this movie so much when I was a kid
@phoebeheebiejeebies Жыл бұрын
I was horrified of this movie idk why-
@cheesebiscuit8376 Жыл бұрын
@@phoebeheebiejeebies its the thumb people
@shyyyshy Жыл бұрын
" Floop is a madman help us save us " had me fucking shaking when I heard it for the first time (which was today) and my stomach fucking sank then I rewatched and the magic was gone :(
@connorherron8607 Жыл бұрын
You know what would be fun? the reviews of the 6 TMNT movies (the 90s live action trilogy, the 2007 CGI film, and the Bayverse duology)
@koshmareq Жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the most recent Rise movie
@victor_silva6142 Жыл бұрын
And the Powe Rangers! Crossover?
@connorherron8607 Жыл бұрын
Oh, nearly forgot the Batman vs TMNT movie, that as well.
@jax_firestorm9689 Жыл бұрын
I would just like to point out how wonderful and relaxing your voice is. You’re the only person I would want to read these cinematic reviews.
@tonkajoey08 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@KnightmarePhoenix_official Жыл бұрын
The first movie was just a psychological horror. FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US kept me awake at night. And I've only ever seen it once, at church camp of all places.
@Queen_Of_Discord Жыл бұрын
I love how all the movies had like 4-5 star reviews and then the 4th one just….. yeah
@seal8092 Жыл бұрын
The first one will always be a classic and I love it both ironically, and unironically.
@thelonelywoodstock674 Жыл бұрын
The fact that the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" is said by Steve Buscemi, who would later play God in Miracle Workers, is retroactive art.
@q-pidstupid Жыл бұрын
So I'm Latino, and when I'd watch these ones, (dubbed) I used to think they were actually Spanish because I think we characters had a Spanish accent??? which has made me so shocked to find out they're Mexican AND there's a ginger
@njinlover Жыл бұрын
I remember when "spy kids: all the time in the world" was on tv as a "nickelodeon special" every year, today was the day i found out it was a spy kids movie, the only spy kids movie i have ever watched
@whiteasparagus4331 Жыл бұрын
You should do the stuart little trilogy, it’s definitely an experience
@GloomyFish 10 ай бұрын
There's a third Stuart little film???
@inariokami6696 Жыл бұрын
These movies overwhelm my sensory issues so I can’t watch them easily but I appreciate the love for them
@YourManMichael Жыл бұрын
Idea... venom movie reviews
@sporkzzz Жыл бұрын
Is it bad I only liked this comment because the word "venom" reminds me of "thank you for the venom" by My Chemical Romance 😢
@ryanwatt6706 Жыл бұрын
As a kid I asked to watch spy kids (there were only 2 at the time) while eating my leftover birthday cake. I proceeded to eat the majority of that cake, which was a *sheet cake* . She couldn't even be mad cause she had agreed she just didn't get that I'd put my words in a specific way lol.
@natureisawesome47 Жыл бұрын
You should do The Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie reviews!!!💖
@aaqka Жыл бұрын
didnt joey already do that? lemme check
@aaqka Жыл бұрын
joey. didnt review diary of a wimpy kid this is a cardinal sin joey
@expectessie Жыл бұрын
I SECOND THAT
@LEGO_IndianaJones69420_ Жыл бұрын
*I THIRD THAT*
@screechingweasel34 Жыл бұрын
I FOURTH THAT
@masquerade_txt Жыл бұрын
i got convinced for months on end that i hallucinated the "floop is a madman" scene because none of my friends remembered it and this was so vindicating for me
@thekittyburger3175 Жыл бұрын
I fondly yet hazily remembered these movies, then saw the thumb thumbs again and recalled that the brain is extremely good at scabbing over traumatic memories with forced forgetfulness
@reapingbennefits Жыл бұрын
Gerti, Demetra and Carmen were my childhood crushes.
@spiderlilly2817 Жыл бұрын
4:51 the first “I can fix him🥺”
@_thepuncha Жыл бұрын
I thought this series was a fever dream, as all I could remember was the thumb people
@rachelmeyer526 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The first Spy Kids movie I watched was Spy Kids 4, so while it's pretty bad, it always holds a special place in my heart. (However, not knowing who Juni and Carmen were kind of ruined the cameo.)
@user-dw9kz3ur5z Жыл бұрын
Me too
@lilithisbored Жыл бұрын
7:55 i remember the number showing up on the screen to indicate what number to smell and nothing has ever topped that s-tier cinematic experience
@lightdragon6448 Жыл бұрын
Spy kids walked so SpyXFamily could run.
@DiscoTimelordASD Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for reading these reviews and bringing so much joy into my day🙂❤️👌
@tonkajoey08 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it :)
@slushzilla6230 Жыл бұрын
From watching this video, it is confirmed that I have probably watched all 4 of these spy kids movies in the past.
@sleepychild3905 Жыл бұрын
I'm not kidding I loved these movies and watched them RELIGIOUSLY. I literally went to sleep to the second movie FOREVER
@rahbeeuh Жыл бұрын
The wording of this comment suggests you're not alive but I hope that's not the case and you're alright
@sleepychild3905 Жыл бұрын
@@rahbeeuh I'm alive and (not) well lol. I'm saying for years and years I went to sleep to the second movie
@rahbeeuh Жыл бұрын
@@sleepychild3905 glad you're still alive but sorry you aren't well. I hope you see better days soon. Maybe watching Spy Kids 2 again will bring some joy?
@sleepychild3905 Жыл бұрын
@@rahbeeuh I'm gonna binge all of the spy kids movies
@rahbeeuh Жыл бұрын
@@sleepychild3905 that sounds fun. Enjoy! 💙
@rosecarlene7275 Жыл бұрын
I forgot there was a 4th one. I literally saw it in theaters. I only remember 2 and 3 and the thumb scene in 1.
@msmcwhore-mick Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, spy kids 😆
@shuuichissaihara Жыл бұрын
These videos are the highlight of my saturdays
@lol-is1fp Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican person myself, I can confirm that we are in fact, not real.
@bluejay316 Жыл бұрын
as someone who has never watched any of the spy kids movies this has been a wild ride
@octosquid48 6 ай бұрын
“My parents can't be spies! *They're not cool enough!!!* ”
@seraph7216 Жыл бұрын
in defense of spy kids 4: it was my childhood and also there is a spy baby
@HeyILoveThis Жыл бұрын
the way ive watched most of these- my favorite one is Spy Kids 4 i watched it religiously like 943058345890234 times as a kid, its ridiculous
@SOPHI529 Жыл бұрын
I think you should’ve included that hero movie made by the same company on Netflix because when my cousin made me and my mom watch it with her, my mom predicted the entire thing on her first time. When my cousin asked how, she responded “I watched Spy Kids!” Edit: just to clarify, this is a joke, not real criticism
@whatamidoing8566 Жыл бұрын
The only good thing that came from spy kids 4 to my knowledge is have a villain named Tiktok and the Spy vs Spy parody MAD made
@emmaforsure4884 Жыл бұрын
i have yet to see a movie as aesthetically pleasing and iconic as the first spy kids movie
@OctoAmbush-nc4xt 9 ай бұрын
I had to watch the first movie in 3rd grade. I was terrified of Floop and the weird creepy fooglies.
@AnanasDragonSupremacy Жыл бұрын
The fact that I loved spy kids 4 when I was younger is probably why I can’t comprehend the simplest of things
@freddie9314 Жыл бұрын
Ok but why did every single daycare/after school care center put on spy kids 3: game over????
@catisyellen9877 Жыл бұрын
This channel is so fun to watch. First video I saw from them and I immediately subscribed.
@tonkajoey08 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for subscribing! I'm glad you enjoyed the video :)
@warcatfurever101writeroffanfic Жыл бұрын
Ah my childhood, 1 and 2 were iconic, I liked 3……4…..was just there.
@chuu6079 Жыл бұрын
to the person who has unknowingly called out my childhood crush on Gary Giggles: yes, i do like the toxic ones.
@ItsKateLive Жыл бұрын
**"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE, TURN IT UP!"**
@SuperGeorgyMusic Жыл бұрын
My dads cousin is married to the brother of Alan Cumming so therefore I am kinda related to Floop
@Dragonofyarn Жыл бұрын
Antonio Banderas AND Ricardo Montalban???? This series is perfect. -me who’s never seen this series
@lukevankleef4245 Жыл бұрын
Dude, these movies were my childhood! Floop was my icon for a good year and a half! XD
@pickleartstop4236 Жыл бұрын
OOOOooo do despecable me next
@sentient_dinosaurplush Жыл бұрын
watching these i always feel like i missed my entire childhood
@OLDsoldierbluejay Жыл бұрын
i remember i watched one of the spykids movies as a kid and got so freaked out that i never watched any of them again and i feel iv robbed myself
@SirSwagulous Жыл бұрын
I relate to that first plot twist comment from the first movie on a spiritual level
@peachtea7269 Жыл бұрын
I straight up was terrified of the floop monster things as a kid I think I nearly cried
@lyxla2579 Жыл бұрын
Ok, I haven't watched these movies since I was a kid, and I've gotta say, I had no idea how many big name actors were in these movies. Wtf!
@mrkaji8913 Жыл бұрын
I just love everything about spy kids
@dragonetafireball Жыл бұрын
I still sometimes see the coins from Spy Kids 3D in my dreams. I don’t now why they’re such a core memory. More than the Thumb Thumbs
@Saturn830 Жыл бұрын
I watched these movies non stop when I found them as a kid
@entirelybonkers8832 Жыл бұрын
I used to rewatch these movies constantly we had all of them including the 3D one and I still have the movie and the glasses 😭
@ratboy2 Жыл бұрын
As a mexican, i can confirm we aren’t real just commenting on the thumbnail bc i need to go to bed, but i want to watch this later 💀
@justaperson4656 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I've only seen spy kids 1, 3, and 4, these reviews have convinced me to watch spy kids 2
@kattriella1331 Жыл бұрын
The second one is really good. It was my favorite as a kid.
@oliviawilkerson2801 Жыл бұрын
Just waiting for Winx Club movie reviews
@jesterdays Жыл бұрын
Sigh, I too wish I were real... * slowly fades to nothing as muffled mariachi music plays in the background, fading alongside me *
@nejdalej Жыл бұрын
'What? No. I'm not a spy'. Hm sounds like something a spy would say.
@Alex-mv6yp Жыл бұрын
Remember this wacky spy movies takes place in the same universe as Desperado, El Mariachi, Once upon a time in Mexico, Machete and Machete kills. And maybe From dusk till dawn
@miragracestudios5104 Жыл бұрын
thank you!!!
@Jushwa Жыл бұрын
I spent way too much of my childhood dreaming about spy kids universe. I wanted to be that so badly 😢 lmao
@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops Жыл бұрын
8:28 That is a slightly beefed up Sinjin Van Cleef.
@St4rlen Жыл бұрын
Congratulations this video has made me religiously re watch spy kids..... I have no regrets
@lazycheese2093 Жыл бұрын
I was absolutely terrified of the first spy kids movie as a kid cuz of the weird creature things.
@arrow_awsome Жыл бұрын
spy kids was like; my whole childhood. it was so good!!
@iwonthesitatebitch1265 Жыл бұрын
Spy kid was my childhood I cant😂
@fakelol1-7 Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican, I can confirm we don’t exi
@sydneysimmons4788 Жыл бұрын
i only ever had access to the spy kids 4 movie as a child and i loved it i'm so sorry i didn't know better-
@wolfiegirlxox Жыл бұрын
Idea: Lego Movie Reviews (Not just Lego Movie 1 and 2 but also Batman and Ninjago)
@loneranger4282 Жыл бұрын
3:20 possibly the best comment of all time
@dhorinfireheart99 Жыл бұрын
I always thought Spy Kids 3D was weirdly dark and sad lol but I saw all the movies so many freaking times
@boeneca Жыл бұрын
7:15 i had this playing in my background and i thought she started speaking french for a second
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