Star Tours (1987-2010) (with Spazz Master and The Wire) - SOME JERK WITH A CAMERA Season One

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Tony Goldmark

Tony Goldmark

8 жыл бұрын

What happens when a Jerk, an Idiot and a Spazz team up to review the greatest defunct Tomorrowland thrill ride EVER? No, not that one. No, not that one either. I'm talking about the original STAR TOURS! Join Some Jerk With A Camera, The Wire of The Idiot's Lantern, and SpazzMaster on a thoroughly confounding mystical journey through a galaxy far far away, but somehow right over there somewhere.
DISCLAIMER: This video, like every video on this channel, is intended only for mature audiences. While the topic at hand is a form of media commonly associated with small children, the purpose of this video is to present a mixture of analysis and comedy about said media from a distinctly adult perspective, which may possibly include profane language and references to sex, drugs and/or violence. KZfaq, like many websites, collects personal data on its users. The Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) has made it illegal to collect personal data on children younger than 13, and rather than fix their own algorithm, KZfaq is essentially threatening to pass the blame onto content creators whose work may seem "attractive" to children. For these reasons, the producers of this video feel compelled to state, in no uncertain terms, that if you allow a child under 13 years old to watch this KZfaq channel, you are a bad parent or guardian.
First uploaded to Blip on May 28, 2011, and to Channel Awesome on November 7, 2014.
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Пікірлер: 99
@TheOneNamedMrLife
@TheOneNamedMrLife 5 жыл бұрын
Remember when everyone used to bitch about the Star Wars Prequels all the damn time? Good times.
@kylemorello4787
@kylemorello4787 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. You're telling me.
@Timic83tc
@Timic83tc 9 күн бұрын
They werent even bad compared to the disney crap.
@kingofrapture
@kingofrapture 7 жыл бұрын
"Why is there a third Death Star??" Ask The First Order from Episode 7: The Force Awakens. :D
@dereknight861
@dereknight861 5 жыл бұрын
Yoosung Kim at least it had a more trickier means of getting past its defenses unlike that THIRD DEATH STAR that purposefully left the same weakness
@MakiPcr
@MakiPcr 7 жыл бұрын
Did you know Rex is canon now? He appears in Star Wars Rebels
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 7 жыл бұрын
Indeed! Tis awesome.
@TheEarthquake1001
@TheEarthquake1001 6 жыл бұрын
i mean, he has always been canon, star wars the clone wars is still canon dude
@kylemorello4787
@kylemorello4787 4 жыл бұрын
No way! I've been meaning to see it, but I haven't found the time! My sister told me a lot about Rebels, but I don't remember here saying anything about that! What does he do? Don't tell me if it'll spoil anything important.
@MakiPcr
@MakiPcr 4 жыл бұрын
@@kylemorello4787 He does a lot, he's awesome
@journeysoutloud1990
@journeysoutloud1990 3 жыл бұрын
I remember, it was very trippy.
@jamesloveland7315
@jamesloveland7315 11 ай бұрын
coming back to this NOW...i totally forgot that Paul Reubens voiced Rex, the droid captain of the original Star Tours. R.I.P. to Paul Reubens.
@acumbess
@acumbess 8 жыл бұрын
well he was right about the third death star
@Maniac536
@Maniac536 6 жыл бұрын
As for your opening request: Someone call JJ Abrams to make a new Death Star
@andrewweinstein7740
@andrewweinstein7740 8 жыл бұрын
C3PO truly is a lucky bastard
@Albie989
@Albie989 4 жыл бұрын
5:23 and then Rise of Sourdough told us R2 could've rebooted 3P0 at any time between Sith and Rogue One.
@metropod
@metropod 8 жыл бұрын
21:04 : And LITERARLY AT THAT MOMENT, my phone lost connection with the server...
@burneyboys02
@burneyboys02 3 жыл бұрын
14:07 I can't believe I didn't pick this up!!!! 5/25/77🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, that is a good reference!
@TokuBoyStudios
@TokuBoyStudios 7 жыл бұрын
I don't care what anyone thinks, I LOVE the Star Wars Prequels
@dereknight861
@dereknight861 5 жыл бұрын
Brothah!
@kylemorello4787
@kylemorello4787 4 жыл бұрын
Quiet you! (Push)... I kid! I've got my Last Jedi, you've got your prequels. Actually, I kinda like the prequels too, even though I recognize the problems people have with them (not in a "I know why you don't like these aspects, but I do" way like I feel about TLJ). Even still, I understand and appreciate what George was trying to do with these aspects. Yes, even Anti-Dory's the Gungan.
@1rhpsfan
@1rhpsfan 6 жыл бұрын
11:35 Also a tendancy to sell your soul to a Purple Animatronic Dragon.(Spoilers!)
@BigEOT3
@BigEOT3 8 жыл бұрын
Entertaining as always Tony.
@thejediguy3362
@thejediguy3362 6 жыл бұрын
You know what would be cool? If Star Wars Galaxy Edge opened up and one of the attractions included the original Star Tours ride
@TheUnholyHandGrenade
@TheUnholyHandGrenade 8 жыл бұрын
WHY THE HELL IS THERE A THIRD DEATH STAR!? Also: Who's short-stuff there in the front of the group at 14:33?
@burneyboys02
@burneyboys02 5 жыл бұрын
12:27 you might remember that Easter egg from the Death Star scene in the Adventures Continue
@CrystalStarGirl_Official
@CrystalStarGirl_Official 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for re-uploading the video
@FreakDaMIghet
@FreakDaMIghet 8 жыл бұрын
You can tell when someone isn't an actual Star Wars fan when they don't even know who Admiral Ackbar is.
@atticusshadowmore3263
@atticusshadowmore3263 8 жыл бұрын
I'm glad 6 year old me enjoyed it while he could. I don't remember everything but, just having a blast.
@thejediguy3362
@thejediguy3362 4 жыл бұрын
Why is there a third Death Star? Got two possible theories! It is the first order, or two it is Thrawn!
@disneylandw
@disneylandw 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah for a old PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN ride fan like me.....what they did with just RANDOMLY throwing in the movie elements in 2006 was horrifying. Sparrow has NOTHING to do with the story of pirates raiding a seaside town, Barbossa has a very stiff replacement compared to the more moveable older figure of Blackbeard, Davy Jones is just randomly THERE in the cavern and they give him NO story reason(worst yet the telling of there being cursed pirate treasure is COMPLETELY GONE!!!????) I seriously think DISNEYLAND has honestly forgotten Jack is even in the park given the fact that STAR WARS LAND is being build up now.
@repulser93
@repulser93 5 жыл бұрын
14:00 - It could just be the Imperial Remnant or some holdouts.
@dylannicholson3112
@dylannicholson3112 8 жыл бұрын
KETCHUP !!!!
@Wintermute01001
@Wintermute01001 8 жыл бұрын
18:48 Is the dad in that advertisement played by the same actor as the lead in "Escape from Tomorrow"?
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын
+Wintermute01001 Fraid not.
@tandnmom100
@tandnmom100 8 жыл бұрын
We already have two Jims, do we really need any more of them running around Disneyland trying to convince the public that the turkey legs are really emus and that Spaceship Earth is a giant testicle?
@kylemorello4787
@kylemorello4787 4 жыл бұрын
That would be hilarious, but I'm afraid not. The poor guy just can't escape insane Theme Park trips.
@peanutismint
@peanutismint 6 жыл бұрын
They start to get to the point @ around 7:50.
@repulser93
@repulser93 5 жыл бұрын
16:12 - In other words, Galen Erso's sabotage holds-up.
@brianallison9437
@brianallison9437 8 жыл бұрын
literally the only good thing on channel Awesome these dayz.
@lgamertvlgtv2856
@lgamertvlgtv2856 5 жыл бұрын
If you do something about Star Wars Galaxy Edge can it be at the park please
@hickorymccay2994
@hickorymccay2994 5 жыл бұрын
I'm doing that in the style of Jerk.
@lgamertvlgtv2856
@lgamertvlgtv2856 5 жыл бұрын
Are you gonna do a state of the parks or at least a update on Rex being in galaxy edge
@autobotproductions1244
@autobotproductions1244 6 жыл бұрын
well i didn't see a star speeder 3000 in the background of Episode 7. eh, maybe Episode 9.
@ninaavins4887
@ninaavins4887 7 жыл бұрын
Does anypne remember which SJWaC episode ot was that had a skit of Charlie basically being in an abusive relationship with a Figment puppet?
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 7 жыл бұрын
That was in my Shrek 4D review: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hcWmq8to2Nu1c30.html
@ninaavins4887
@ninaavins4887 7 жыл бұрын
Tony Goldmark Thanks!
@dereknight861
@dereknight861 5 жыл бұрын
13:31 Bees. my god. (YES LINKARA REF FOR THE WIN)
@rct3isepic
@rct3isepic 5 жыл бұрын
Woo! We in a comment yo!!!
@Scheiblerfunk
@Scheiblerfunk 8 жыл бұрын
I was in Disneyland resort Paris when i was 10 years old (back in 2006) and i kinda liked it but i mostly remember feeling like shit after riding space mountain. I came to reallize that the pirates ride had the fastest moving que , but most of all i remember star tours. That was awsome, though my stomach begged to differ. Interrestingly enough i actually got more vivid and joyfull memories of the luvre and riding the paris metro than disneyland ......guess the happiest place on earth(in France)was merely a somewhat amusing whatever......But oh boy do i remember all thse cool paintings and weird art projects in the luvre(especially some video being played of a woman disfiguring her face with wire) .Though the mona lisa was kind of dissapointing....just like most of disney land ......MOST of it. Plus disney land sucked because the carl barks/don rosa versions of donald duck and scrooge mcduck were nowhere to be found, it was all kinda lifeless.
@themovieguy3642
@themovieguy3642 6 жыл бұрын
15:41 Answer: George Lucas' Paycheck!
@Morhek
@Morhek 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, Jerk. As Sir Terry always said, the real king is the one who put the sword IN the stone in the first place.
@LizardOfOz69
@LizardOfOz69 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, the video's back on mobile.
@JW-dg9gf
@JW-dg9gf 4 жыл бұрын
"Can someone consult my physician?!"
@angusng7792
@angusng7792 5 жыл бұрын
If this is suppose to take place after Return of the Jedi, this would have lead to The Force Awakens.
@goodolgranite8247
@goodolgranite8247 6 жыл бұрын
OMG She Mistaked Spazzmaster For Spammals (My Favourite KZfaqr)
@greenevil4658
@greenevil4658 4 жыл бұрын
I've been to Disneyland several times in the 90s and early 2000s and never saw rex the pilot, I've always saw Johnny5 from short circuit as the pilot
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, that was Rex. Johnny5 looks similar.
@dragondaveltd1992
@dragondaveltd1992 Жыл бұрын
21:08 We just talking about... Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup...
@adamclinton8241
@adamclinton8241 6 жыл бұрын
21:09: What...the....hell....was...that?
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 6 жыл бұрын
ketchup
@goodolgranite8247
@goodolgranite8247 4 жыл бұрын
ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup
@TsukiCondor
@TsukiCondor 8 жыл бұрын
he reuploaded this on b day
@notchuckproductions5029
@notchuckproductions5029 Жыл бұрын
Do you think they add a third death star in force awakens just to fix this film?
@dragondaveltd1992
@dragondaveltd1992 Жыл бұрын
15:41 WHY THE HELL IS THERE A THIRD DEATH STAR!?!
@171QA
@171QA 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. XD
@jamesloveland7315
@jamesloveland7315 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jerk...for the Dream joke in this Episode...What was with that Ketchup bit?
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 4 жыл бұрын
Ketchup.
@jamesloveland7315
@jamesloveland7315 4 жыл бұрын
@@TonyGoldmark Ketchup, Ketchup Ketchup?
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesloveland7315 ketchup.
@jamesloveland7315
@jamesloveland7315 4 жыл бұрын
@@TonyGoldmark Mustard.
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesloveland7315 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y5p5Y7Re19W6XZs.html
@jessespringer7723
@jessespringer7723 4 жыл бұрын
When’s the France joke
@LizardOfOz69
@LizardOfOz69 5 жыл бұрын
god damn it, muyap blocked the original version of this video with the OG music in most countries.
@kingfish4575
@kingfish4575 8 ай бұрын
Ketchup...
@kyletowers9662
@kyletowers9662 8 жыл бұрын
well it's technically a spoiler but it's on the poster so...there is a third death star but it's not called that.
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 8 жыл бұрын
+Kyle Towers Nor does it look like that. Which means the one in this ride was a FOURTH Death Star.
@1krani
@1krani 8 жыл бұрын
Personally, I dug the prequels. Or, at least, I dug the one that didn't have the monologue about sand. The other two were freakin' awesome, though.
@KidSnivy69
@KidSnivy69 8 жыл бұрын
They were fine.
@JAKECOT_CENTER
@JAKECOT_CENTER 7 жыл бұрын
Ikrani except Jar Jar he sucks
@1krani
@1krani 7 жыл бұрын
Jakethedog3275 Honestly, Jar Jar was just kinda "there". Characters who have no self-awareness and just keep doing what they're doing, ignoring how much they annoy everyone around them, get under my skin. Jar Jar's more like Donkey from Shrek: he's annoying, he's disaster-prone, but he knows he can't help it and he feels kinda bad about it for how often it gets him in trouble.
@k2waren27
@k2waren27 Жыл бұрын
“Star Tours is the only thing that was thankfully untouched by George Lucas evil grasp” Oh how that aged well since Disney bought Star Wars
@k2waren27
@k2waren27 Жыл бұрын
Pre-Disney: How dare you Lucas change things in the special edition and directing the prequels you are ruining your own legacy for Star Wars 2012: Disney buys Star Wars Everyone: ahh thank you Disney surely we shall see what the future holds for Star Wars Kathleen Kennedy/Disney: 😏 they have no ideas for what will happen Sequel Trilogy: gets a good start but later on causes controversy and divide dividing the fans Disney: Cancels the Legends/Expanded Universe Fans: DISNEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO LUCAS LEGACY Disney: I’m alternating the deal pray I don’t alternate any further Fans: we want George back Lucas: OH NOW YOU WANT ME BACK honestly Jon and Dave should be in charge at least THEY KNOW Star Wars and my vision of storytelling for the series
@franklinking3647
@franklinking3647 7 жыл бұрын
Dollywood
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 7 жыл бұрын
What about it?
@milescruz2107
@milescruz2107 6 жыл бұрын
Man, I kinda miss the days when the Star Wars Prequels were the worst movies ever. Little did we know that just a year later, the big D would buy and own Lucasfilms and every single piece of Star Wars merchandising out there. For most fans, the Disney Star Wars films have been considered even worse than the prequels. Many people are even saying the Force Awakens and especially The Last Jedi make the prequels look like the Original Trilogy. But 2011 was a different time, back when we only had three below average films. (Although I heard Revenge of the Sith had its moments and is considered to be the best out of the three prequel films).
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 6 жыл бұрын
Dude, don't let other people dictate your opinions for you. What do YOU think about the new movies?
@milescruz2107
@milescruz2107 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think the new Disney Star Wars movies are better the prequels but not quite as good as the original trilogy movies.
@TonyGoldmark
@TonyGoldmark 6 жыл бұрын
Well then, if you "kinda miss the days when the Star Wars Prequels were the worst movies ever," guess what, those days are still here!
@repulser93
@repulser93 5 жыл бұрын
I say cut Jar Jar some slack - at least he's not as bad as C-3PO.
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