Top 10 Funniest Holt Quotes on Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Күн бұрынThese Holt quotes on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" could only come from the funniest human/robot on TV. For this list, we’ll be going over some of the best and/or funniest quotes by Captain Raymond Holt from “Brooklyn Nine-Nine.” Our countdown includes the human animal, dentist rant, common cummerbund, and more! What do you think is the funniest Holt quote? Let us know in the comments!
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@MsMojo 3 жыл бұрын
What do you think is the funniest Captain Holt quote? Let us know below!
@MrRonald327 3 жыл бұрын
The Human Animal.
@Redyoshi_ROBLOX 3 жыл бұрын
Nice and next we need one for Jake
@edwardwilliams1772 3 жыл бұрын
Bone
@sorettaray8829 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't count your gross fish babies before they've hatched, Madeline"
@Earth-uu3nf 3 жыл бұрын
Long live the Holt
@kanshikagoel5528 3 жыл бұрын
But where is HOTDAMNNN!!?
@amalzuhair4495 3 жыл бұрын
E-X-A-C-T-L-Y
@DirtCheapFU 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... but It wouldve been too much to have that and the 'apparently a trigger' scene in the same list. Literal minutes apart.
@mwithey97 3 жыл бұрын
Ian-Devon Lewis nah hot damn is from the bit when amy is late for the first time
@DreamsInWild 3 жыл бұрын
The best part of the "bone" scene is the follow up lol
@TheLauren800 3 жыл бұрын
I cant believe i had forgot about Bone!
@rudch4419 3 жыл бұрын
Nope.. Nope... Yupppp. 😂
@kgrace1985 3 жыл бұрын
Possibly the greatest scene that doesn’t involve Jake in the entire series
@najhoant 3 жыл бұрын
Not even an honorable mention for ”VindicaTTTIIIIOOOONNNN”?
@ericasings2181 3 жыл бұрын
I knooooow 😭 I quote that weekly lol
@yukywookie4867 3 жыл бұрын
Holt: Rosa and I always finish each other's- Rosa: Sentences. Holt: Please don't interrupt me. Classic!!
@damraunsal 3 жыл бұрын
I personally think that the entry "CHEDDAAAAARRRRR! Where is my dog?" and then sarge saying "Aren't you standing next to it?" and then Holt saying " This bitch????? PLEASE!! Shake! Shake! pfffffff IDIOT" is #1. I had a hard time writing this, still cracks me up
@cleopalmer3233 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!! I thought it was just me! Marry me. Lol
@damraunsal 3 жыл бұрын
@@cleopalmer3233 sure
@Hhammer 3 жыл бұрын
This is my number 1
@tanvilahiri9307 3 жыл бұрын
"Marriage is like oatmeal...it sustains you." -Capt. Raymond Holt
@viam14 3 жыл бұрын
Andre Braugher for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series 😬🥳 this man DESRVES it!
@sunitagoel2408 3 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@TheLauren800 3 жыл бұрын
I know! Im so torn this years Emmys for supporting actor have three of my Fav charters! David Rose, Holt and Chidi Im so confused who I want to win!
@viam14 3 жыл бұрын
lauren scott OMG I'm in the EXACT same boat! My three favorite comedy characters ever all in one category the same year!!!
@TheLauren800 3 жыл бұрын
Sophia M why can’t they all win!!!
@keirarees3179 3 жыл бұрын
“Bone” and “Yass Queen” and than snaps his fingers like a real queen! are my favs but I love it when he keeps saying “Rosa” when Rosa and Jake were set up.
@kendeng9828 3 жыл бұрын
“The cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves!” “I am a human male!” Whenever he turns straight “Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!” Just to name a few.
@TheWagnasty 3 жыл бұрын
Straight Holt is the best.
@kendeng9828 3 жыл бұрын
Steve Wagner such a dog
@avalovesmemes731 3 жыл бұрын
“Kevin made me quite horny this morning “
@DirtCheapFU 3 жыл бұрын
"She was such a strong, female-woman. With nice heavy breasts. ".
@user-jj2ct6vk7b 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes. Babies are adorable. Like we are, but so much smaller.
@Ryanjleary 3 жыл бұрын
The whole balloon arch segment was worth more than honorable mention. “You killed my balloon baby “ & getting drunk on Bellinis. Also when he shows up at the bar to help the squad beat the firefighters. “Your boy is turnt”
@dereklasker5350 3 жыл бұрын
Amy’s reaction during the bone scene is so underrated
@jesuferanmi 3 жыл бұрын
“Ding Dong the wench is dead, Bagels "😂😂😂 “zombies can die"😂😂😂
@melissabotega8493 3 жыл бұрын
Velvet Thunder's gotta be my favorite
@sarangnambiar8367 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot one of the best ones: Holt to Charles: (robotic expression)You ran over my foot. I..am...in....incredible pain.
@jenchaeng5665 3 жыл бұрын
dont lie... you only clicked on this for the "Yas queen"
@riyaarifx7500 3 жыл бұрын
And I'm proud of it! 🤣
@robertjackson3552 3 жыл бұрын
no i clicked for “Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.” Captain Holt, Brooklyn Nine Nine.
@nairlopez5177 3 жыл бұрын
I just ended a six sessons marathon this is really what i needed
@shi_. 3 жыл бұрын
OMG sem. I just finished binge watching season 6..
@nairlopez5177 3 жыл бұрын
@Pierre Buie II Netflix
@dereklasker5350 3 жыл бұрын
Pierre Buie II I don’t think it’s on American Netflix but it is on Hulu
@gunsandkithes6900 3 жыл бұрын
leaving out HOT DAMN is a sin. *ping*
@-_-4607 3 жыл бұрын
Terry- Are you really playing the Gay card on me? Holt- Yas queen Gotta love Brooklyn 99
@MM-me9vb 3 жыл бұрын
BOOST MY BOTTOM!!! *Bottom status achieved.*
@MaddyPertiwi 3 жыл бұрын
We have the same thought HAHAHA
@reedschneider6587 3 жыл бұрын
BOOST IIIIIIT
@adambatey4707 3 жыл бұрын
Today is my birthday, this is the perfect gift
@MsMojo 3 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Adam! Wishing you all the best :)
@tanvilahiri9307 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!! Have a gr8 day:)
@CmdrTomalak 3 жыл бұрын
"Wuntch time is over! Boom! Did it! Haha! Had it both ways! No regrets!"
@henrytoloza8623 3 жыл бұрын
Best quote was when he and rosa practiced breaking up with holts nephew. " sad , I am sad " your sadness is noted " "I feel acknowledged it will take me 8 minutes to collect my things"
@trueblue96CFC 3 жыл бұрын
Who else knew that “BONE!” Was gonna be number 1? 😂
@carolinelowe6304 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for spoiling it
@howie_potterYT 3 жыл бұрын
Me, it was me. I knew it! I knew it all along 😂😂
@mbclove1 3 жыл бұрын
Dang kid spoiler alert
@bocajtherapper7808 3 жыл бұрын
thanks for ruining the whole thing
@carolinelowe6304 3 жыл бұрын
Bradley Scott I am not a kid! I’ve graduated college
@GoddessGirl2121 3 жыл бұрын
“If you’re here who’s guarding Hades?” This is possibly one of the best insults that I’ve heard in recent history.
@JsteveIsMe 3 жыл бұрын
11:00 Terry Crews is a gift. You can't change my mind
@cececierra5294 3 жыл бұрын
I needed this 2day. Thankx🤗
@ravent2631 3 жыл бұрын
Holt is amazing and legendary. Also, "Punk" is my favourite line of his.
@NewfieLawNerd 3 жыл бұрын
“Boost my bottom! “ makes me crack up laughing every single time
@Eddie_King 3 жыл бұрын
BEST SHOW EVER!!! I hate they killed Wuntch
@oisingaming06 3 жыл бұрын
Ya! This is the BEST SHOW
@margroar3808 3 жыл бұрын
Yes but this episode was one of the funniest in long time ! All Holt's punhclines cracked me up xD
@elisereehl 3 жыл бұрын
one of my favorites is “they took my fluffy boy!”
@enderpup9289 3 жыл бұрын
Elise Reehl chedder is the purest boi
@amalzuhair4495 3 жыл бұрын
I think the exchange he had with his mother was hilarious
@zara8696 3 жыл бұрын
" Yas queen " *snaps*
@Aidanm80 3 жыл бұрын
Velvet Thunder or Pain not included?! "That makes me feel sad. I am sad!"
@trinielenam0314 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever i say i dont know who my favourite B99 character is... My brain says captain holt My brain is right BOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!
@ayaalbhaisi59 3 жыл бұрын
"You're not cheddar, you're just some common b*tch". Captain Holt is the best 😂
@jianq.1065 3 жыл бұрын
" Cowabunga Mother "
@ccannon1 2 жыл бұрын
That is actually my favorite scene in the show
@Lamisali_ 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say my favorite Holt line is when he says “I might as well have stepped on a rake and bonked myself on the forehead”
@sc0rpi0d0ll 3 жыл бұрын
THE BROOKLYN 99 OBSESSION IS REAAAAL
@keenenmayfield6236 3 жыл бұрын
I never saw this show before but this makes me wanna watch it now. 😂🤣
@MsMojo 3 жыл бұрын
You NEED to watch! One of the funniest shows on television right now!
@keenenmayfield6236 3 жыл бұрын
@@MsMojo I plan too.
@deejayemiller1391 3 жыл бұрын
Holt is FOREVER ......FOREVER my favorite character of alllllllll time!!!!!! I ❤️ his humane nuisances they show every now and then..... ALL OF THESE ARE EPIC!!!!!!!
@dinovoldo544 3 жыл бұрын
The "Bloop" part he got from Boyle when they were riding in the elevator together and Boyle had no filters due to the pain meds he was taking.
@reymondcastro8354 2 жыл бұрын
Im sorry, you missed a lot!!! 1) Hot damn! 2) Vindicatioooooonnn!!! 3) Holt performed a break dance to “cut the tension” 4) “Im cured” moment when he realized he and Hitchcock are on the same level in Kwazy Kupcakes And the most underrated Holt scene is when he showed Jake why his arm had a cast.
@TheWagnasty 3 жыл бұрын
"This bitch? Please" one of my favorites
@shi_. 3 жыл бұрын
THE REAL KING OF COMEDY IN B99
@jimmyturner4909 3 жыл бұрын
love this so much
@claytonbaker49 3 жыл бұрын
“Carly will be the first to go!”
@SuperLadyDanger 3 жыл бұрын
"The Box" and its rant is one of my favorite moments!!
@GoddessGirl2121 3 жыл бұрын
“I did mean woke,but it’s not grammatically coherent.” I love this so much!
@dolanpanda6851 3 жыл бұрын
I loved how in the last season he was so much childish , especially when it came to the new captain and wunch.
@loganu4664 3 жыл бұрын
Terry's "WOOOOOOO!!!" when Holt mentions mango yogurt sent me XD
@kylem519 3 жыл бұрын
number one is definitely the best it gets me everytime😂😂 "BONE!?!?!?!?"😂😂😂
@christineferreira2181 3 жыл бұрын
How dare you Detective Diaz I am your superior officer! 😂😂 Glad that was #1
@A_bizzare907 3 жыл бұрын
When the one of the best Holt lines is not included in the list... PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
@ursulaking4411 Жыл бұрын
Andre Braugher is an amazing actor, so many impressive scenes.
@GoddessGirl2121 3 жыл бұрын
Holt:”BRB,What does it mean?” Jake: “Be right back.” Holt: “It has the same number of syllables as the acronym. What’s the point?” I love this so much, Why have I never watched this show? This is hilarious!
@keerthank8204 3 жыл бұрын
Holt is one of the best comedians
@goklerintitanigi3058 3 жыл бұрын
His most underrated line: *CUT THE CRAP!* *with his tone
@chinabill379 3 жыл бұрын
To the kind you that’s reading this. You are unique and likable, stay happy and healthy during this pandemic. Bless you. I am from China, my dream is to reach 10k, I been struggling to get there.
@Butterfly-ql4pg 3 жыл бұрын
11:54 I couldn't stop laughing when I watched this scene for the first time! 😂
@ericasings2181 3 жыл бұрын
"I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing... " my favourite Holt Wuntch putdown
@bloodymary6898 3 жыл бұрын
Yea , Holt screaming is definitively helping my hangover
@chloelardie 3 жыл бұрын
you should make top 10 the oc moments and top 10 seth and summer moments💛
@MetalHeadReacts 3 жыл бұрын
BONE!!?? is by far my favourite, absolutely cracks me up every single time... but i'm a little dissappointed that BING-POT wasn't on here, even as an honourable mention
@Grauhuf88 3 жыл бұрын
And know it's questionable if it's really a quote but I kinda hoped his reaction after eating a marshmallow would be part of the list
@GEMINIMONKEY18 3 жыл бұрын
i've already rung the bell
@josephraffurty9293 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see the behind the scenes and deleted takes from that “Bone!” Scene. I can’t imagine the cast and crew being able to keep a straight face with Andre Baugher going on a tirade like that.
@tylerhelt755 2 жыл бұрын
5 minutes later Holt:BONE!! 21 Minutes Later Holt: BONE!!!
@kritikagupta5582 3 жыл бұрын
Amy's expressions during the BONE!!!!!! Scene are everything....
@keren.icehand 3 жыл бұрын
Holt is the BEST💜💜 I love him, he is AWESOME👍😂
@AmandaCakez 3 жыл бұрын
Holt is hands down the best character in the show, he’s so sassy lol
@5upertastafragilistic 3 жыл бұрын
Wunch: I see we have an audience here, Raymond. Capt. Holt: Well who wouldn’t like to see a man fight a crocodile. FLEX TAPE CAN’T FIX THAT SOGGY BRUNCH 😭😭😭
@EileanoirDaly 2 жыл бұрын
Where was Holt's flirty 'what's up?' to the female judge and Jake's face afterwards? That made me scream laughing!
@stevethestickguyproduction4847 3 жыл бұрын
I bought a bundle of novelty shirts this one says What's Up Beaches Instead of Bitches for humor reasons
@Kaden10 Жыл бұрын
Andre is Holt, plain and simple.
@alphacentaurie9104 3 жыл бұрын
PLS SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT PROTESTS IN BELARUS
@RheaLynnae25 3 жыл бұрын
Please do a Superstore video!! It’s on the same night as Brooklyn!!
@mbclove1 3 жыл бұрын
You stole the wrong fluffy boy should've been #1
@tobiasmick4441 3 жыл бұрын
Velvet Thunder!?
@Mariusca9605 3 жыл бұрын
I have never understood him like this before, this is great, I love captain Holt ❤️❤️ Ps. My favorite moments are his come backs to Captain Wunch
@janetsnakehole-macklin6426 3 жыл бұрын
Holt is my fav B99 character😍😍😍😍
@ordinary6 3 жыл бұрын
I personally liked "if you cover yourself with chum and swim with the sharks you'll get eaten, said the half eaten chum covered swimmer"
@victoreze629 2 жыл бұрын
Y'all forgot the episode when Captain holt and Jake went under witness protection in, was it Florida? And Holt had to go undercover as a heterosexual man, his frequent convos with his exercise buddies (those elderly ladies) where he delivered funny and hilarious lines abt women's endowments and how he is attracted to them, so funny, hilarious and priceless!
@thegirlwith99problems90 3 жыл бұрын
"GERTIEEE!!!" and crying...
@ilikecheese3862 2 жыл бұрын
Msmojo: Boyle the places foodie Skully and Hitchcock: 🤨
@ashley-dd1fe 3 жыл бұрын
"You're not cheddar, you're just some common bitch!" 😂
@bakyazikyeswa580 3 жыл бұрын
Bone is my absolute favourite hands down
@LiljaSabina 3 жыл бұрын
Top 10 Ron swanson quotes !!!
@MrRonald327 3 жыл бұрын
Nice truck.
@elmobepimpin344 3 жыл бұрын
“Peralta give me back my glasses”
@haleylafferty9870 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad BONE is number one
@mercyortega5848 3 жыл бұрын
What episode does captain do the peace sign?
@P1r4n 3 жыл бұрын
Me waiting for “Meep Morp, Robot!”: 👁👄👁
@dolanpanda6851 3 жыл бұрын
Nine Nine!
@adamcantwellxenopoulos2773 3 жыл бұрын
How is Velvet Thunder not here. Also what you need is an umbrella cause there's a **** storm gonna rain down on you punk has to be the greatest quote of all time
@rabidbunny1013 3 жыл бұрын
#5 still moves me 🤩
@sabyasachibhattacharjee3091 3 жыл бұрын
Yas queen *snap
@tylerhelt755 2 жыл бұрын
11:20 Holt Top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
@chitsun78 3 жыл бұрын
Hot damn should be on the list
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