Top 10 Funniest TV Show Insults

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The funniest TV show insults will have you laughing all the way to the jerk store. We’ll be looking at the funniest insults delivered by characters on TV shows. These are almost too hilarious to actually hurt. WatchMojo ranks the funniest TV show insults. What do you think is the funniest TV show insult? Let us know in the comments!
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@anthonypappalardo5263
@anthonypappalardo5263 4 жыл бұрын
"If I had a gun with 2 bullets and i was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice" Best insult of all time
@nateclineo
@nateclineo 4 жыл бұрын
anthony Pappalardo haha i use that one all the time
@jacobferreira6223
@jacobferreira6223 4 жыл бұрын
Dammit I was boutta comment that
@magusxxx
@magusxxx 4 жыл бұрын
Peggy: "Miss Me?" Al: "With every bullet so far." - Married with Children.
@sarkastikleader4708
@sarkastikleader4708 4 жыл бұрын
How the hell did WM miss this gem??
@zanethezaniest274
@zanethezaniest274 4 жыл бұрын
Sarkastik Leader The same reason IGNorant has IGN in the name
@markjones4358
@markjones4358 4 жыл бұрын
Anything in the shoe store would be no.1
@laurainthetardis
@laurainthetardis 4 жыл бұрын
"Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street." - Sherlock.
@candice_ecidnac
@candice_ecidnac 4 жыл бұрын
They didn't include any BBC or Canadian shows.
@satyamkalgude3902
@satyamkalgude3902 4 жыл бұрын
Ross- I like this ring Rachel- You must have millions of them.. Ross-Yet you didn't get one...
@the_glitter_is
@the_glitter_is 4 жыл бұрын
-"Hey Kimmy, 1996 called, they want their clothes back. " -"Hey, Xan, 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on Earth." - Kimmy Schmidt
@imjustakid724
@imjustakid724 4 жыл бұрын
Patsy omg yes!
@micah4029
@micah4029 4 жыл бұрын
That show goes overlooked too often.
@001biohazard
@001biohazard 4 жыл бұрын
I almost pissed myself laughing first time i saw that one!
@marklethesparkle3493
@marklethesparkle3493 3 жыл бұрын
But will 2090 happen?
@75jmm
@75jmm 4 жыл бұрын
The Office: Michael to Toby: "This is an environment of welcoming and you should get the hell out of here."
@micah4029
@micah4029 4 жыл бұрын
"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."
@caseywarburton3066
@caseywarburton3066 4 жыл бұрын
#1 has to be "I'd shoot Toby twice" -Michael Scott
@tadejjovanovic
@tadejjovanovic 4 жыл бұрын
Scrubs? JD wrote a whole book thick as a bible of insults he got from DR. Cox
@Shoesforshoob
@Shoesforshoob 4 жыл бұрын
Love the channel and I rarely throw shade. But....Becca your tan is STROOONG! I can't tell where your hair ends and your skin starts. Lol
@georgi1310
@georgi1310 4 жыл бұрын
Was wondering the same thing
@barbb926
@barbb926 4 жыл бұрын
So true
@Leaudude
@Leaudude 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, where’s the Scrubs love? That show is easily 56% insults
@Heiryu
@Heiryu 4 жыл бұрын
I was just waiting for Dr. Cox to show up on the list. I'm very disappointed in you, Mojo.
@johnchapusha1774
@johnchapusha1774 4 жыл бұрын
Wunch: "sticks and stones Raymond" Holt: "Describing your breakfast?"
@kingtaz7452
@kingtaz7452 4 жыл бұрын
Forget Will, Geoffrey the butler had fire insults for the whole house. Niles from the Nanny always burned CC, but Al Bundy and Marcy's war of insults are the best.
@sarahkinsey5434
@sarahkinsey5434 4 жыл бұрын
Niles and CC were the best!
@BeAsT1x5
@BeAsT1x5 4 жыл бұрын
I find the lack of al Bundy in married with children disturbing
@pravus9769
@pravus9769 4 жыл бұрын
BeAsT1x5 “I’d talk behind your back, but my car’s only got a half tank of gas!” 😂
@whiteknight7429
@whiteknight7429 4 жыл бұрын
1, 2, 3, 4, you're gonna fall through the floor!
@eliothamilton2630
@eliothamilton2630 4 жыл бұрын
They could do an entire top 10 list of just Al’s stabs at Marcy.
@DonaldFromKingdomHearts
@DonaldFromKingdomHearts 4 жыл бұрын
It's because only hip shows that are quirky-girl-who-is-quirky-and-different material like Friends, Seinfeld and the Office are what counts.
@sarahkinsey5434
@sarahkinsey5434 4 жыл бұрын
And the lack of Niles' burns from The Nanny
@KT926
@KT926 4 жыл бұрын
Berta's insults in Two and a half men are the best, especially when Lydia says to her "I watch what I eat" and Berta has the greatest comeback ever: "Going in or coming out?" She don't take s**t from no one!! Go Berta!
@luislazaro1890
@luislazaro1890 4 жыл бұрын
The golden girls Blanche: Rose these are the two hardest little words I've ever had to say- Rose: -Not Tonight
@Du3Lality
@Du3Lality 4 жыл бұрын
"How dare you say that to my face." "I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half a tank of gas!"- Al Bundy
@japhyryder66
@japhyryder66 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite from The Drew Carey Show: Mimi: “What would the king of Poland want with me?” Drew: “Something to put in the moat?”
@dantealoving
@dantealoving 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@newageBoundhippie
@newageBoundhippie 4 жыл бұрын
Drew & Mimi had so many great insults back & forth lol. Kate & Lewis had plenty of good ones too....and Mr Wick did too.
@kelseydefelice4785
@kelseydefelice4785 4 жыл бұрын
That 70's show S2: Ep. 11 Kitty to Laurie: Oh my God, Rosemary had a better baby than me
@925263
@925263 4 жыл бұрын
"Madelyn. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"
@noirangel6416
@noirangel6416 4 жыл бұрын
*Sherlock insulting Anderson* Sherlock: Brilliant Anderson. Anderson: ....Really? Sherlock: Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot.
@NeomiAshi
@NeomiAshi 4 жыл бұрын
Sherlock: Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.
@noirangel6416
@noirangel6416 4 жыл бұрын
@@NeomiAshi Loved that one.😂
@Sebas-pi2ks
@Sebas-pi2ks 4 жыл бұрын
What about parks and recreation when Ron insults his ex wives
@YuniorGamboa
@YuniorGamboa 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@xxjoigaxx
@xxjoigaxx 4 жыл бұрын
How about any insult from Al Bundy. Married with Children
@Qdelilah
@Qdelilah 4 жыл бұрын
Especially for bud and kelly he always is reading them my grandmother still watch married with children this day lolz
@gwstmar
@gwstmar 4 жыл бұрын
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@PusciferFan666
@PusciferFan666 4 жыл бұрын
I know right. I was expecting at least a honorable mention. Maybe it's because the jokes, especially the fat jokes, go "too far" since pc culture has gotten so much worse since the show aired.
@raymondvanderbunt5063
@raymondvanderbunt5063 4 жыл бұрын
3 problems with this list: 1. No Al Bundy insults 2. Nothing from Geoffrey from "Fresh Prince" 3. Nothing from Niles --- "The Nanny"
@duchi882
@duchi882 4 жыл бұрын
*Sticks and stones may break my bones* but Roasts are going to turn a Duck like into a fine dish
@masongohlke7769
@masongohlke7769 4 жыл бұрын
Any insult from House coulda made this list
@Saxophrenic25
@Saxophrenic25 4 жыл бұрын
CC Babcock: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress Niles: You'd have to be dead six months just to fit into it -The Nanny
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman 4 жыл бұрын
Back in a 1970's episode of Doctor Who the Timelord calls someone a "Ham Fisted Bun Vendor". It's perfect because the first time you hear it your brain instantly thinks it's really rude lol.
@AlmiraBat
@AlmiraBat 4 жыл бұрын
The insults Monica levels at everyone in the ep with Chandler-in-a-box was also hilarious, but Chandler can't help but be better through experience. :)
@MrPrettyfuckedup
@MrPrettyfuckedup 4 жыл бұрын
wouldn't be great without Niles and CC from The Nanny
@tejavenkat6600
@tejavenkat6600 4 жыл бұрын
Rick and Morty Rick can prove it mathematically 😂😂
@jupiterdreamer
@jupiterdreamer 4 жыл бұрын
you could do whole lists for certain characters , like al bundy , red foreman ,sawyer from lost, dr cox , dr house etc
@ti-fiter
@ti-fiter 3 жыл бұрын
Stewie, cartman, etc.
@NeilHighley
@NeilHighley 4 жыл бұрын
Er... Married with Children, much? Al: I have an announcement: "Shut up."
@danielcavnar2043
@danielcavnar2043 4 жыл бұрын
Rose: Can I ask a stupid question? Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.
@isaacguard4323
@isaacguard4323 4 жыл бұрын
"You're breath smells like an old lady fart, passing through an onion." Sweet D. from, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
@dryceraidfanficksyoutube
@dryceraidfanficksyoutube 4 жыл бұрын
3:11 Mayhem from the Allstate Insurance ads.........
@marvalo1249
@marvalo1249 4 жыл бұрын
The Office scene with Michael telling Toby "why are you the way that you are? Everytime I try and make something fun, you make it not that way....." best one for sure.
@gahbriel2770
@gahbriel2770 4 жыл бұрын
Two Words: Living Single This show has THE BEST burn duo, Max and Kyle throw insults at each other in every episode and is one better than the other. Also, no CC and Niles from The Nanny? None from Married with Children? And none of Ron VS her ex wifes in Park & Rec?
@magusxxx
@magusxxx 4 жыл бұрын
Karen talking about Grace's hair - "Looks like you got mousse and squirrel in there."
@robertwittman1951
@robertwittman1951 4 жыл бұрын
Eldridge: "We are Dumbass." Alan: "Gee, I wonder how you guys came up with that." - Two and a Half Men.
@eternalypissed
@eternalypissed 4 жыл бұрын
This whole video could just be a list of Red Foreman's insults😂
@dantealoving
@dantealoving 4 жыл бұрын
Red Forman and Fred Sanford are the funniest tv characters of all time.
@ashleybrown4754
@ashleybrown4754 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, literally everything Michael Scott said to Toby.
@lukevanwyngaardt6584
@lukevanwyngaardt6584 3 жыл бұрын
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves but Mr Brain has long since departed hasn't He?" - Edmund Blackadder
@tchaney71
@tchaney71 4 жыл бұрын
Really forgot Martin, the wayans bros, pretty much any black sitcom frfr 🤦🏾‍♂️
@marcy2443
@marcy2443 4 жыл бұрын
Timothy Chaney they always do 🤷🏽‍♂️
@EricCartmn
@EricCartmn 4 жыл бұрын
Cause Will Smith is white. Stop reaching🤷🏻‍♂️
@MadeKustom
@MadeKustom 4 жыл бұрын
The Playa Haters' Ball from Chappelle Show
@brimorgen
@brimorgen 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that nothing from Bob’s Burgers is on here is a downright crime. Gene telling Tina he’s not impressed with her life? Louise saying that Jessica was so boring that “If she were a spice, she’d be flour; if she were a book, she’d be 2 books.” ? HILARIOUS and cutting 😂I mean Louise Belcher alone has some of the best insults on tv.
@willdrob80
@willdrob80 4 жыл бұрын
On Married with Children; every time Al Bundy insults Marcy and every fat woman! 😂😂😂 Also on Martin; every time Martin and Pam go at it.
@kermituchiha
@kermituchiha 4 жыл бұрын
Neighbor:Hey bundy im having steak tonight what are you having Al Bundy: If i was the mailman id be having your wife Thats an insult mojo
@angelomaldini3316
@angelomaldini3316 4 жыл бұрын
The best & smartest 70's show joke has got to be when Red, Kitty, Bob & Midge are trying this new thing called fondue and the interaction goes like this: (Bob almost burns his own fingers) Kitty - 'No, Bob! Dont put your finger in the hot oil. That's a fondon't'. To which Red chimes in with the greatest dry irritated chuckle and sarcastic remark ever: 'Who knew you couldn't put your fingers in the hot oil?'. Just gold.
@ethanpack3116
@ethanpack3116 4 жыл бұрын
In the episode Chef Bob from SpongeBob the titular paper bag puppet tells Squidward "Get a load of him, folks! He must've been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen!"
@Mo-jc2je
@Mo-jc2je 4 жыл бұрын
The Office: When they are picking a charity to benefit from their casino night and Toby tells Michael he can't have the Boy Scouts there because of obvious reasons. So Michael tells Toby "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be". He delivers it with heart and his facial expression makes it incredible. 😂😂
@kevinmartinez9561
@kevinmartinez9561 4 жыл бұрын
How is there not even one of the hundreds of perfect 30 Rock insults? Here are some of my favorite: Liz: She’s like a human Macarena: something everyone did at parties in 1996 Drew: Liz Lemon! I was just thinking about you the other day. Liz: Really? Drew: Yeah. I saw this gorgeous woman putting glasses on her daughter’s Mrs. Potato Head. Jack: Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach? Jack (to Liz): Nice dress. Are you going to dinner? Don’t forget your book.
@comicworldboss2696
@comicworldboss2696 4 жыл бұрын
“If that’s a groove the Grand Canyon’s a ditch” - Jeffery (the fresh prince of bel-air)
@ElizabethT45
@ElizabethT45 4 жыл бұрын
Right? Geoffrey (I looked up the spelling lol) had the BEST burns, right from the beginning! Uncle Phil finds Ashley out of bed, asks her what's wrong, she says she's worried about Will and asks "why did you throw him into the street, Daddy?" Phil says "I did not throw him into the street." Geoffrey: "Quite right, Sir. You threw him onto the lawn. He rolled into the street."
@tonysocha2352
@tonysocha2352 4 жыл бұрын
In the G1 Transformers episode "Triple Takeover", Megatron tells Starscream, "You are either lying, or you're stupid" which prompts Starscream into replying, "I'm stupid, I'm stupid"
@Erikamo206
@Erikamo206 4 жыл бұрын
Rachel Green to Ross Geller: "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!"
@theboundingman1598
@theboundingman1598 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite tv insult is from golden girls and that's "your only gonna sit in an inch of water."
@Qdelilah
@Qdelilah 4 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld Elaine :a dingo ate your baby Lady:what did you say Elaine: a-din-go ate your BA-BY!!!😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@phantomfrivolity2169
@phantomfrivolity2169 4 жыл бұрын
Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king. Tywin Lanister GoT
@leojaksic8372
@leojaksic8372 4 жыл бұрын
Also, Niles roasting C.C. in the Nanny is the stuff that made me learn the art of insulting without cursing.
@mlggamer5296
@mlggamer5296 4 жыл бұрын
I remember Chandler's insult in that episode. I died! It was so painful for him to hold the insults in for a week! 😂😂😂😂 Also I think I remember that Carlton moment. Oh Will. Since I'm not very good at remembering insults very well I'll just say my favourite is Chandler's
@precious_muse
@precious_muse 4 жыл бұрын
There’s no only one that comes to my mind right now, and it’s mostly good line after another insanely good line, from “Everybody Loves Raymond”: Marie: I’m not some trophy wife! Frank: You’re a trophy wife? What contest in Hell did I win?
@darthstarkiller1912
@darthstarkiller1912 4 жыл бұрын
Where's Niles from "The Nanny"?!
@paytoncurry8107
@paytoncurry8107 4 жыл бұрын
jackie: “i’m cold too” kelso: “well damn jackie i can’t control the weather”
@psicoparkita
@psicoparkita 4 жыл бұрын
Oh and 2 Face to Joker "Get out of my face clown!" Joker "Which 1?"
@verinamusherure881
@verinamusherure881 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing from "the nanny"??😂 and the most ICONIC fresh prince roast of all time, "the man said to name three things you like about me!" "Fine. Your mother died, your mother's dead, your mother ain't living no more"
@juicyfruit133
@juicyfruit133 4 жыл бұрын
Married with children Big lady- I want something I can fit into Al- how about Wyoming Kid- looks at big mom- I want a balloon Al- you already have one
@HeirWallace
@HeirWallace 4 жыл бұрын
That was actually really dope ending you did! Your my new favorite narrator on this channel and I already thought you were pretty dope😁👍🏾
@leojaksic8372
@leojaksic8372 4 жыл бұрын
And let's not forget dr. House, Sterling Archer, Rick Sanchez, and of course, the gang of the Big Bang Theory.
@roxasdv6432
@roxasdv6432 4 жыл бұрын
Ralph from ed edd n eddy : your farm is over grown and your cucumbers are soft
@okoliugo5766
@okoliugo5766 4 жыл бұрын
are u kiddin me :D
@kenterminateddq5311
@kenterminateddq5311 4 жыл бұрын
What about the insults from Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx) to Aunt Esther in Sanford and Son?? Plus, the banter between Martin and Pam (from Martin) is very underrated.
@NiNi08247
@NiNi08247 4 жыл бұрын
KenTerminatedbyGoogle chile, a Martin/Pam insult would’ve taken the top spot!
@lupethekilla4200
@lupethekilla4200 4 жыл бұрын
It’s white people coming up with this list they don’t watch Martin or Red Foxx
@hismom5600
@hismom5600 4 жыл бұрын
@@NiNi08247 That's exactly what I said. This isn't a black list. If it was Martin and Pam would have smashed it.
@hismom5600
@hismom5600 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan carlos lol right. It's always the damn Fresh Prince. I love that show too but c'mon...
@kenterminateddq5311
@kenterminateddq5311 4 жыл бұрын
@@hismom5600 Fresh Prince is awesome but I grew up with Sanford and Son & Family Matters. BTW, I totally forgot about Al Bundy's insults in Married with Children.
@LOLrigole
@LOLrigole 4 жыл бұрын
Anything Malcolm Tucker in „The thick of it“ said, it would basically blow up this list. :)
@slackerofhell
@slackerofhell 4 жыл бұрын
“Wuntch time is over!” God damn I love Brooklyn Nine-Nine
@slamblamboozled1245
@slamblamboozled1245 4 жыл бұрын
Parks and Rec has a good one, insulting everyone who does yoga. Ann: Any family history of mental health problems? Ron: I have an uncle that does yoga.
@sarahkinsey5434
@sarahkinsey5434 4 жыл бұрын
The Nanny and Married with Children had AMAZING burns!
@PrehistoricLEGO
@PrehistoricLEGO 4 жыл бұрын
Jessie Pinkman saying *BITCH* to everyone in breaking bad deserves at least an honorable mention
@psicoparkita
@psicoparkita 4 жыл бұрын
"That's it I'm taking my business elsewhere!" "Might I suggest Jenny Craig?"-Al Bundy
@seanellio
@seanellio 4 жыл бұрын
Batman in the 60's to a bad guy called "Shame". (Cliff Robertson) "Shame on you Shame! You're not man enough to wear my leotards."
@idrisshah1978
@idrisshah1978 4 жыл бұрын
why is your family, ROSS?
@dopiley
@dopiley 4 жыл бұрын
So how many cameras are actually on you?
@wakefelt89
@wakefelt89 4 жыл бұрын
*CC is about to sit on the couch that she doesn’t know Niles is polishing* Niles: I couldn’t resist the infomercial sir. “Unwanted dirt just slides right off”. *CC slides off the couch* Niles:...and voila! I did laughing each and every time!!!
@amyartlover
@amyartlover 4 жыл бұрын
This isn't from TV but I heard this somewhere: "I would roast you back, but my mother said I shouldn't burn garbage"
@candice_ecidnac
@candice_ecidnac 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually "I would roast you, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash" and it's a meme.
@amyartlover
@amyartlover 4 жыл бұрын
@@candice_ecidnac ok thanks
@midnightdeluxegaming6582
@midnightdeluxegaming6582 4 жыл бұрын
*_Top 10 Funniest TV Show Insults_* 10. The Opposite "Community" (09'-15') 9. Sarcasm Binge "Friends" (94'-04') 8. Like A Temple "The Golden Girls" (85'-92') 7. Embarrassment "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" (13'-Present) 6. Wrong Order "Arrested Development" (03'-06'/13'-Present) 5. Under A Microscope "Frasier" (93'-04') 4. Neck Growth "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" (90'-96') 3. That's Your Brain "That 70s Show" (98'-06') *_(BURN!)_* 2. Boom, Roasted "The Office" (05'-13') 1. Jerk Store "Seinfeld" (89'-98') (This show ended the year I was born. Lol) *_Honorable Mentions_* •A Pleasure "Breaking Bad" (08'-13') •Alphabetical Insults "Two & A Half Men" (03'-15') (I miss this show.) •If You Can't Say Anything Nice "Full House" (87'-95') •Not Just A Bad Father "The Simpsons" (89'-Present) •The Little Kicks "Seinfeld" (89'-98')
@Beast_Lee
@Beast_Lee 4 жыл бұрын
Fave Brooklyn 99 moment of the last episode of the season ...when Holt apologized for pushing Wunch into Michelle Obama and ran away
@rustysmittyful
@rustysmittyful 4 жыл бұрын
#1 was given but not having any Dr. Cox to JD insults from Scrubs just goes further to show how underrated my favorite show was.
@davefawcett4894
@davefawcett4894 4 жыл бұрын
then write one
@tonybartlett6567
@tonybartlett6567 2 ай бұрын
How could they not include any Blackadder insults. He is the undisputed King of insults. There should be a top 10 just for him!!
@CashleyBanks414
@CashleyBanks414 4 жыл бұрын
Elektra flaming the jealous restaurant “would be” clocker in season 2 Of Pose. The burn was kinda long so it’s hard to quote but it was a gem the entire way through! Especially with Elektra taking a moment a third of the way through to sip her drink or “hydrate and lubricate” as Angel and Lulu so elegantly put it as they bask in the eleganza of the reading after the library is open and subsequently closed indefinitely after it is burnt down! Lol I....was....living!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭🔥
@annettemaldonado9562
@annettemaldonado9562 4 жыл бұрын
The best Holt/Wuntch insult was when Holt said Wuntch could sneak into the precinct disguised as an old leather chair
@pooky-changaming4089
@pooky-changaming4089 2 ай бұрын
1:17 “Opposite of Batman”? Clearly the opposite of Batman is Joker!
@jocelyngonzalez6873
@jocelyngonzalez6873 4 жыл бұрын
In The Nanny Niles had the best insults 🤣🤣😂😂
@warhammerHighElf
@warhammerHighElf 4 жыл бұрын
“Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it...not that” Season 2 last episode of The Office (US) one of my favorite quotes XD
@stv0036
@stv0036 4 жыл бұрын
While it may not be primed as an insult Arrested Development's "get rid of the Seaward" "I'll leave when I'm good and ready" the self insult is something special.
@Diva-Biker
@Diva-Biker 4 жыл бұрын
You really missed the absolute best and longest insult rant of all time - the Scotsman on Samurai Jack!
@ralphforeste9285
@ralphforeste9285 4 жыл бұрын
Diva Biker best insult of all time
@ChipmunkRaccoon3
@ChipmunkRaccoon3 4 жыл бұрын
Cyril: "You porkers couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel!" - The Raccoons
@lillukey4633
@lillukey4633 4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Turner whoa!!!!! You win for the deep cut!
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 жыл бұрын
*Number 1:* Weaboo Jones dies in the battle _Filthy Frank throwing the reality check and kills the most powerful anime character is one of the best insults in TV history._
@gusgus0070
@gusgus0070 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Friendship I always saw Weaboo Jones as the strongest American-Drawn Anime character
@mohsinhassan2982
@mohsinhassan2982 4 жыл бұрын
Best of Red Forman was to their neighbor - ' if I had a mistlefoot it would be up your ass'.. 😂 😂 😂
@mohsinhassan2982
@mohsinhassan2982 4 жыл бұрын
And Chandler best was to Rachel when she wears that pink dress - We don't have your Sheep. 😂😂😂😂
@MicaAnneArts
@MicaAnneArts 4 жыл бұрын
Literally any of Shawn's "Gus don't be... " lines from Psych.
@katherinepicard6195
@katherinepicard6195 4 жыл бұрын
Two of my favorites: The Nanny: CC: I look like I was poured into this dress. Niles: And no one ever said "when." (Or something to that effect. Hilarious.) Downton Abbey: The Dowager: You really are wonderful, how you see room for improvement everywhere you look. Isabel: I take that as a compliment. The Dowager: I must have said it wrong. Omg and: The Dowager (addressing Robert): Excuse me. Oh, I thought you were a waiter. Though these might on y'alls video about the Dowager now that I think about it.
@thebirdroom6820
@thebirdroom6820 3 жыл бұрын
Fat lady: "Excuse me. But am I invisible." Al Bundy: "Possibly from pluto." Fuckin Legend
@JillLovesJer
@JillLovesJer 4 жыл бұрын
Just about anything Mr. Titus says on "Titus." Actually, Christopher has some pretty good ones, too. I practically live for the sarcasm of that show.
@brandonrohrer2245
@brandonrohrer2245 4 жыл бұрын
The office Andy: no one hug me, im covered in sap Oscar: why would anyone hug you?
@Hhammer
@Hhammer 4 жыл бұрын
If this doesn’t include any Al Bundy jokes then WatchMojo has too young a memory
@MarvelousAntonio_90
@MarvelousAntonio_90 4 жыл бұрын
Hermès: I’m gonna jump off the building Bender: Do a flip!
@kjkinglopez
@kjkinglopez 4 жыл бұрын
How is there not a single insult from Veep?! Literally the entire dialogue of every episode is just an insult after insult!
@nuzhatsharia6451
@nuzhatsharia6451 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot ron Swanson “Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.”
@devinburns1045
@devinburns1045 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson insulting Tammy 2 is one of the funniest parts of Parks and Rec. Really any Ron insult is amazing. (Sniffs) “She’s here. My ex-wife. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.”
@devinburns1045
@devinburns1045 4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of cloven hooves: Holt: “Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.” Wunch: “Calling me the devil? How original, Raymond.” Holt: “Actually, I was calling you a goat... you goat.”
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