You have a lot of catching up to do...there is some comic gold out there from that.

The entire movie itself ('Downfall') is incredibly good...highly recommended.

MrDunedon I agree. While the fake subtitles have been super funny, it's unfortunate that no one who's seen ONLY them will be able to get through that scene without giggling, because it's absolutely pivotal.

Lytrigian For me personally, I would likely have never seen 'Downfall' were it not for the few parody video versions I saw of that particular clip. Those parodies peaked my interest, and then from there, I sought out the original film. Thankfully, I had only seen a couple, and not an entire slew of them. Yeah, I can only imagine someone seeing 'Downfall' for the first time now, after seeing SO MANY of the parodies...and yeah, that scene is SO pivotal to the film. So, it's a double-edged sword, of sorts, I suppose. The parodies have likely led to a lot more people viewing this film -- but that particular scene's impact has been reduced as a result.

Lytrigian Does it count if you understand german and therefore didn't need the subs?

And an entire community. The Untergangers!

FEGELEIN!!!

Krebs' fishes and FEGELEIN !!!!!

phantomturtle44 FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!!

Hey, was the parody that they showed one of yours?

+Christopher Peruzzi They'd be breaking copyright law then. Fair use only gives you enough time to get your point across. Usually less than 30 seconds.

Ah! Thank you. That is a relief to know.

+Christopher Peruzzi Edward Norton's rant in, 25th Hour"

+foraminutethere23 And yet you can find all of these individual rants in their entirety on this site.

That's what I'm saying. Because some of these are immortal.

Me too! I always laugh my ass off.

Hail Steve Martin! Although I prefer his hotel room rant against John Candy.

Star Bright what i love is despite all that ranting , she gets the last laugh

@@jpetersgoyanks hi

that you mentioned it yeah it was a good a scene and on live tv^^

sabufinisher Back to you, fuckers

TomHanson21JS Plus any of his one-breath rants explaining his findings in the Ace Ventura movies would be good too haha

Big Daddy was also good.

Billy Madison is shit. My opinion

I disagree. He became a GREAT actor when he started to branch out from face value slap stick comedy. Punch Drunk Love and Reign Over Me were very good movies which showed he could play serious roles as well.

bigscott1398 Nah, Anger Management, Little Nicky, the Waterboy, The Wedding Singer, and Punch Drunk Love were also good.

he was good in spanglish I think its called too

and censored? lame.

I think they have to, don’t they? Isn’t there like fair use laws that say you can play copyrighted material if you provide commentary or parody over it. That’s why they can play the clips without paying the people own the material.

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+THE OFFICIAL TBONE2004 Fucking love those movies

"Dad, do you want an asprin or something?" ".... *DON'T TOUCH!!!* "

+THE OFFICIAL TBONE2004 This was the first one I thought of too. It should have been this over the Chrismas Vacation one

+Jeff Rockwell I fully agree, if only because this rant is even more out of nowhere, building spectacularly.

+THE OFFICIAL TBONE2004 dad do you want an aspirin??

Rick Hagedorn 5 foot 8, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!

Rick Hagedorn Hell, you could do a top ten R. Lee Ermey rants on their own!

Rick Hagedorn Yes but does that count as a rant or just a full on insult series.

Lieutenant Ivan I looked at a few more scenes from that movie (I hadn't seen it in a while) and Ermey had many rants that could qualify for this list. He was truly the drill sergeant from hell and probably made an marine recruiter's job much more difficult.

Rick Hagedorn Well, there you have it, son.:D You got yourself a 'personalized' Full Metal Jacket scene with Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann reaming Private Pyle:D:D:D:D:D But kidding aside, yeah, you're right, they should put one on here - either one scene to add to some other rants, or, as someone mentioned before, a Top 10 R. Lee Ermey rants.:)

Jon Crawford Absolutely agree! Gene Wilder is a very underrated actor, and one of the most genuinely likeable people I've ever seen in films. "Young Frankenstein" is such a classic.

Josh Zook Why thank you!!!

Most welcome!

Agreed it's so perfect!!

Nice polite and succinct rant!!

That should have been hands down #1. Not some 3rd rate portrayal of Hitler.

E X A C T L Y

@Tombocartoons BACK TO YOU, FUCKERS !

Evan Backstabber, I mean Baxter!

Omg or the Liar Liar one! 😂😂😂

Evan backstabber, Pardon me, bastar....Bax TER!

I kind of wish Tyrion actually had killed Joffrey. I mean the outcome would be the same but Tyrion would have had the satisfaction of murdering the vicious little bastard.

While that is a good rant I have a feeling as to why it was left off, since this is a movie rant list and not a tv show rant list. Just a thought though I could be completely off base with that idea.

@Liowen "You guys oughtta add Tyrions' court room rant from Game of Thrones on a Top 10 TV Rants." Where in that tell's you that I said they should put a TV rant in a Top 10 Movie Rants? JUST a fucking thought, read the whole comment BEFORE being a little smart ass. Just a suggestion. Complete shot in the dark. Might've gotten that WAY outta left field.

Hell yeah!

JWIZZY4real . You're lame for not realizing that you're ruining the love we're expressing for this show. But to be honest, I'd have preferred Arya killing Joffrey.

They also missed Clerks 2: Randalls rant at the end of the movie.

What about Mitch's rant in "Waiting..."? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hsqdeJB4xpbKZac.html

Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire😂

I WILL F***...YOU...UP!!!!!!

@Bentle Dolores Fwamin Duagon

That entire scene was improvised by Joe Pesci

Wasn't much of a rant.

funny how?

I actually prefer Steve Martin's rant in father of the bride, about having 12 hamburger buns for 10 hamburgers. golden and without the profanity.

Hitler's rant is so epic it's a meme to top all memes. Not that I don't appreciate Steve Martin in all his glory mind you.

I liked the planes trains and automobiles rant that took place earlier in the film where he just tears into john candy and then John candy fires back with pure heart.

Ya totally agree, that and full metal jacket should have been on there.

Agreed

Yes, that would make this list almost perfect! *Back to you, FUCKERS*

Yeah, I know, which is why I laugh so hard through Clark's rant and Mr. Shirley looks hilarious with the bow on him when Eddie brings him in.

Casey Decker, What About Jehovah From Monty Python's Life Of Brian

Funny part is I thought they were gong to show the one with the lights at first! Guess that's more of a meltdown and not a rant! LOL

Best rant of all time. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?!

Also, the rant from Brian himself, trying to get the people to stop following him and believing he's the messiah. "Alright! I am the messiah! Now, fuck off!!" ..."How shall we fuck off, my lord?"

+Makhoe van der Vlugt And for laying the foundation for all movie rants. No "Network," no "Untergang."

+WhiteCamry You forget Margaret Hamilton in "The Wizard of Oz."

+Makhoe van der Vlugt - Ageed; I was expecting it to be #1.

The rant Ned Beatty has later in this movie is as good if not better than Howard Beale's schtick.

The speech from Network is pure and utter brilliance. The whole film just blows my mind. All the speeches, every damn moment.

Frank why did you kill mason!? ANSWER ME DAMMIT

Not sure if I would consider it a "rant", more as just a drill sergeant doing his thing.

bigjosh2517 Which is ranting....

I think Full Metal Jacket didn't made this list cause it was in another one. Look for Top 10 Improvised Movie Moments and you'll find it.

full metal jacket is in the improvised moments

I agree, but they just included Sarge in a top 10 improvised moment.

Nolan Gaudreau for sure bro

Clark reminds me of my ex!

I agree

That was the whole reason I looked up this list in the first place.

I agree. It's one of my favorite movie scenes ever.

Everyone seems to forget that movie, classic.

EXACTLY!!

Fergelein!

***** "Hitler's rant"? I think this list is for fictional characters in movies only.

" Don't touch!!!! " lol! the best

That movie didn't cross my mind but you're right! I've heard "King Kong ain't got shit on me!" so many times before I've even seen the movie!

SuperPaigeT that's what I'm sayin! It should have made at least number five or an honorable mention or something

Robert Knight Totally!

How about Jules' Ezekiel quote from Pulp Fiction. It's not quite a 'rant' per say, but it's close enough, and damn good in my opinion.

Anthony Tyger Yea! That one too!

+SCOm1359AP My thoughts exactly. Picking a rant scene from GGR is like shooting fish in a barrel.

+SCOm1359AP agree. Glengarry Glen Ross has like 4-5 great rants, and the tops might be Alec.

+SCOm1359AP Pacino's "you fairy" rant from GGR totally should have made this list

There were so many good ones in GGR, but Roma's was the best!

Yeah Alec Baldwin and Al Pacino's rants were both great in that movie

This!

Shane Mayer The!

HM man

Qq

I agree. I kept watching, expecting this at some point, but not even an honorable mention. Pacino's And Justice for All rant is epic, much better than many on the list.

Gʀᴀʏ Fᴏx 'I want a f***ing car right f***ing now.':D:D:D

Gʀᴀʏ Fᴏx SIMPLY THE BEST!!!!!!

Thank you! I thought I was the only one.

Totally agree.

Zoolander makes the list. But no Glengarry Glen Ross. What has happened to this world.

yep, GGR should have been #2, right behind Downfall. And Samuel L. Jackson quoting Ezekiel in Pulp Fiction didnt make the list? You WatchMojo guys gotta watch more movies.

And you will know my name is the law when I lay my vengeance upon the!

Top ten Badass women in anime!

Yes

Top ten bad ass women in anime

what about the otherguys with the peecok scene

Please include Jack Torrance in "The Shining" the scene where his wife seemingly disturbs him.

the goat!

THAT WAS THE SHIIIITT!!

Loved it. I would also suggest Ewan McGregor's Fuck the Scottish rant from trainspotting and Al Pacino's original Out Of Order rant, I was sure it would be no.1 on this list.

I just said that mitch's rant was the best.

thedumbestname Yeah, I just realized '...And Justice For All' wasn't up here even as an honorable mention.

downfall ?

j wewa No, he means "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas. Very good movie. He's very angry in it and rants a lot :)

MorliHolect oh sorry, i thought he means downfall :P hx for clearing up !

+Timothy Perry michael's best movie...!

I love that movie but i haven't seen it in a while, i know he loses it when he can't get breakfast at the McDonald's!! LOL they should have waited til now for that movie cuz you can get breakfast ANY TIME of the day in McDonald's now!!!

Fuck it dude, lets go bowling

32cricker That's my motto!

ZeppelinBigFan COUSIN. LETS GO BOWLING

elitebelt NO!!

God damn wind

they put Zoolander but they didn't put Devil's Advocate, when Pacino talks about god.....

Zoolander, like everything else Ben Stiller is in, sucks

99% of my family loves it. We watch it every Thanksgiving

agreed. They need to show the whole rant.

Fucking thank you!

I've never watched this channel before. This was a video recommended by a friend. And I'm not that inclined to go looking for movie clips that I've already seen before. Just would have been nice to watch a compilation without interruptions. I found such a video elsewhere, so my butt has seized to be hurt, thank you sir.

Re-do this list yourself without the narration then. Sheesh!

me?

yeah. Absolutely shocked it didnt make it

Ha DAT SHIT GOT REAL

+blahblahblackshee879 check out Robot Chicken Godzilla Training Day - King Kong Threw !@#$ on him

+blahblahblackshee879 No shit hello????????

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Y'ALL JUST LIVE HERE

Shhh, you oompa loompa

That was a great rant by gene wilder.

Erm...... no!

Lol ya it's the best! Chatty Kathy doll lol! My fav rant is hotel scene.

"I could sit there for days, with a big smile on my face! And they'd say 'How can you stand it?' 'Cause I've been with Del Griffith, I can take ANYTHING."

Nah the "Fucking" rant was the best

Comedy gold that one!

bellch87 : I expected it to be number 1 too. :P

Where is the fuck you button. Jk. But still i like the movie. But Sir you may have you're oppnion. Salute.

that freak gasoline fight tho

I hate most of the stuff Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell are in, but that movie is one of the few exceptions.

Except it's wrong

TheSerenityJade What a thoughtful counter, full of facts. Oh wait, it was 3 words backed by nothing.

Bradley Kell it was wrong

Luke Easton Again, would be way more helpful to show HOW it was wrong... what reports you use to suggest it is wrong. Otherwise... it's just empty words backed by nothing. Which was sort of already explained.

you see, they're not interested in defending that viewpoint, not to you, not here, and neither am I, because such ideas will simply be ignored, their values thrown away, and any evidence presented would be discounted as either untrustworthy, or statistics would be played with until they best represent whatever you want them to. We could talk about how America is the single most powerful economy on the planet, by a wide margin, how it had the fastest, most meteoric rise to power in history, and how it's the oldest functioning government in the world. We could talk about how the most powerful military in the world belongs to America, so much more powerful than the world powers, that for one, America is classed as the world's only superpower, and two, that it picks up the slack for other countries and provides defense for them. To name a few, would be Japan, South Korea, all of eastern Europe, and large amounts of the middle east. We could talk about the fact that the early 2000's marked one of the most peaceful time periods in human history, despite the wars in the Middle East, due, largely, to America's projection of power over the area, and the entire world. In fact had it not been for one man who decided to try to turn back the clock on our occupation of the Middle East, the world might have been more peaceful today than it was then. But enough about that, we could also talk about how America is easily the cultural center of the world, consider blue jeans, worn the globe over because of the association it has with American teens, or how Hollywood is the source of the largest movies in the world, and before you bring up Bollywood, those movies are watched in India, Hollywood movies are watched across the entire world. American TV shows are the most commonly recognized, and the most watched. America has the best healthcare in the world, not perfect, but still the best, better by far than those of Western Europe, and Canada, because it's private and the government isn't being weighed down with the cost of making a country healthy. But if all of that wasn't enough to convince you, America has the greatest freedoms in the world, because of our Constitution, because of our undying willingness to lay down our lives for our rights and the rights of others, and because of our sensibility not to when it's unnecessary. You might claim that you have the same rights in whatever other country you choose to use as an example, but the truth is it's not the same. In America the rights to freedom of speech, press, and expression are considered to be inalienable, and may not be abridged under any circumstances other than a clearly perceived threat brought about directly by the speech of one person, for example giving away government secrets, but in some countries it's considered acceptable, and even encouraged, for people who have been trusted with the power to uphold the law and punish those who violate it, to enact punitive measures on those who speak and share ideas that the state is not comfortable with, and no I'm not just speaking about 3rd world countries, and no I'm not talking about corrupt policemen. Further, our right and ability to arm ourselves, while contentious, allows the American people to maintain a healthy amount of insurance, and therefore deterrence, in the event that the government should decide to abandon its republican principles and attempt to violate the Constitution without the approval of the American people.

Elisheval I love that one!

That was the one I was waiting for. Steve Martin knows how to deliver a perfect rant.

It was 10 buns vs 8 hot dogs. Must be a West Coast thing because here in the East Coast the two products are paired up properly

+Jlou Cha YES haha

Absolutely....I still enjoy using Kline's "Dissapointed!", only works when yelled though

I see you voted for P

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You make suggestions on their website, fool!

Natalie1729 Suggest for me. Slave!

Daenerys Targaryen LOL

+hexagon523 i think context of anger is quite different there.

+hexagon523 I came here to write this

Quantum singularity ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS, AND YOU SURE DON'T LOOK LIKE A STEER SO THAT JUST ABOUT NARROWS IT DOWN.

but he wasn't ranting..that was him talking calmly...we never got the privilege of hearing him rant

the bit where they are cleaning Marvin's brains up in the back of the car? yes should be in there. " I'm the Guns of the Navarone motherfucker! "

e Williams yes ;)

Ezekiel 25:17. - "And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee!"

Roger Ebert was just a bad reviewer. He reviewed "The Dark Knight" and said that the Joker was "seeking revenge for the horrible punishment his father exacted on him when he was a child". I guess he wasn't paying as much attention to the "comic book movie" . . .

GasCityGuy Roger Ebert gave a thumbs-up to "Congo". That says it all regarding his judgment on movies.

GasCityGuy I never understood why Roger Ebert ever got to the level of fame that he did. Seriously can anyone tell me?

Zarcon, he was on a TV show. Or, do you mean _prior_ to that?

25th hour for sure #1

You said Shenanigans, I instantly went to the Rant in Waiting. :D

Mute?

You said Shenanigans and I immediately went to that restaurant that Farva likes with all the goofy shit on the walls

RogueCow Cookshack True... I wonder if that's the same 'Universe' for Waiting and Super Troopers.

i think he meant moot.

***** I may give that a try one day, thank you. :)

Sorry for the rant ;)

I think that in 12 angry men, pretty much every rant in there wins. Just saying.

RR Moon I personally curated the soundbites for this clip and for most entires the rants are seen in their virtual entirety but with the sequence moved around a bit to make a more interesting interaction with the VO. I also combined scenes that would make the entry have more substance than if I had just shown the rant in its entirety, for example the Happy Gilmore entry, I began with the "just tap it in" scene because its really funny, and shows the development of Happy's frustration. Signed, KG

WatchMojo.com I like how you made it so that RR Moon won't know what you talking about, so to RR Moon, they are saying that they edited the video so that it would both flow with the audio and video (I assume to make it more captivating). That, and if they did the entire rants from all of their top picks, the video would be over 20 minutes long.

Absolutely!