Looks like it'll take more than complete hardware and liver failure as well 2 strikes to keep ya boy down! I'm looking for some feedback on the audio, new Mic is less harsh but not sure if crispy enough - lemme know what you think Support my stressed ass and see some tits : www.patreon.com/majorkill Join the Discord for the laughs : discord.gg/MV7HD6b

"Wolf-brother, did you pack the wolf-cookies for the wolf-lunch in the wolf-backpack so we can have wolf-snacks on our wolf-march?"

The more I read about the Horus Heresy, the more I am convinced that the Emperor is the dumbest smart person in all of fiction.

Okay but the Lucius and Landmine one is hilarious. Imagine you are just minding your business in a factory and suddenly one of your buddies mutates into this huge-ass Chaos Space Marine who gives out a cackle and starts wrecking the factory.

So that's where all the "Sister I need your blood!" memes come from...

Majorkill-“Avatar of Khaine dies to everyone and their cat.” Cat-o-“Yes, I, Cat-o Sicarius, Defeated the God Shard of the Xenos. For I, Cat-o Sicarius, Is the greatest Hero of the Ultramarines.”

I don't care how strong or angry you are. Punching through power armor with bare hands is just silly.

Who would win? 1,000 Ultramarines, or 100,000,000,000,000 Chaos Cultists? OBVIOUSLY THE ULTRAMARINES CUZ THEY ARE THE BESTEST SPACE MARINE OF ALL TIME!!!

Emperor: _"I will destroy every religion on Earth because the forces of Chaos feed on their belief. Atheism is and WILL be the new thing"._ Normal folks, watching a giant Conan Joestar capable of shitting planets and changing His appearance: _"okay fam"._

My personal head cannon for all the dumb lore in 40k is that all lore goes through the administratum.

A Grey Knight giving a pink rose to a Battle Sister. I smell HERESY... *Slaanesh grins in the background*

When a bunch of Eldar Harlequins are somehow able to kill a dozen custodies in the most unexpectedly simplest of ways. That some actually Heresy right there

"the gray knights were un-coruptable from Korne's urge to slaughter indiscriminately" ok "this is why they slaughtered the sisters of battle indiscriminately in order to not be corrupted by Korne" . . . *wat?*

Let me get this straight Custodes > Thunder Warriors, Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines, Primaris Marines Custodes < Some dancing twat with a knife

Every single time the Emperor made decisions that actively drove each traitor Primarch against him would fill this list up from the start.

Dont worry. You didn't ruin space wolves for me. They did that themselves when they burned Prospero

If Russ ever returns I want him to go on a linguistics crusade and have his language be used as it is rather than the catch all term of "Wolf". Tis like the word smurf, it can be applied to literals anything. Except the ultra-smurfs

Blood for the God-Emperor; skulls for the Golden Throne!

as a space wolves player i agree 100% they made them less like vikings and more like something you would find on e621

see the thing is, the custodies are the EMPEROR'S space marines, they're slightly lower powered than primarches but they're better than any space marine because they're basically the perfect space marines

The stupidest moment was when the Emperor thought that he could turn all of humanity into atheists.

Luscious could be stopped by a tesseract vault/Labyrinth the only reason he hasn't is because Trazyn doesn’t collect Trash.

When I used to play 40k, we used to call them "vanilla marines."

So when I write my Ork homebrew; I need to add a foot-note where my warboss kills an avatar a Khane with Psychic Vomit?

The Space Wolves do not like being called 'Space Wolves'. The name they use and which they prefer is Vlka Fenryka [Wolves of Fenris]. You can read this in the HH Novel Wolfsbane.

here's a stupid thing that happened: once when the kroot defended one of their worlds from a necron dynasty, one of the shapers thought it would be a good idea to *EAT* the leftovers of the necrons and ended up giving a bunch of his people a life ending disease

First Company Salamanders firedrake terminators: 3/5 of them die along with an entire army of sororitas to take down a demonic engine which they beat by luck and deus ex machina. Random Ultramarines Sergeant and tactical marine: both beat a demonic engine each in a duel, engines that were both supported by an entire army of berserkers and possessed chaos marines, yet both the ultras and the rest of their squad are fine in the end without a single casualty. GW: ah yes, that's some proper lore. (am not making this up, they are examples from two books I own)

I always love the time when Vance Stubbs just casually lost 100 Baneblades in Dawn of War Soulstorm.

Granted my favorite faction has been and will always be the SoB, I agree the Penitent Engines are a ridiculous idea and just a waste of resources from literally all points. BUT to keep them and make them less stupid, GWS should put the heretics on the BACK of a Penitent Engine (still exposed) and not as mindless. -They turn to flee in battle, get shot in the back easily by the enemy. -They turn their guns and saws on sisters or other allies, remote switch or mental switch that floods them with a cascade of drugs that will make them wish they were dead. It's not a perfect change or solution, but it keeps the sisters with a lore friendly dreadnought style unit and isn't as stupid as hell.

16:00 Kinda like how inuit have 20 different words for snow depending on the context, but all are translated to english as "snow"? I dig it.

Can we mention that the recent box with Ghazghull DOESN’T HAVE HIM FIGHT YARRICK?

*group of grey Knights after bathing is Sister of Battle blood* "Okay, remember, if anyone asks, we did this to remain pure and uncorrupted, not because of that really bad PCP Dave got for us"

The thing is that Marneus Calgar can never be defeated. He knows the ultimate combat technique that even allowed him to one shot an Eldar Titan. I. CAST. *FIST!*

“She’ll be ‘right” Warcry of all disgruntled Australians

As a Tyranid player I just assume that zoanthrope exploded from it's own gluttony. Of course it should have died long before it ate more than a tenth of those souls.

"The Last Church" is a great story. Definitely looking forward to seeing it visualized!

Honestly, how the World Eaters haven't been wiped out by suicidally front rushing a heavily fortified Guardsmen position equipped with emplaced heavy bolters, melta cannons, and plasma guns is a mystery

The mirror cracked where Fulgrim went from tragedy to stereotypical badguy who somehow outsmarts a daemon without no knowledge on daemons

The Space Wolf naming thing basically highlights the difference between Dan Abnett and Willian King as writers. Abnett has added so much to the lore it incredible.

Space wolves actually hate being called that, to them, they are the Vlka Fenryka or the Rout. It marks anyone who calls them space wolves an outsider so it's pretty spiffy there is no word for the general public in the setting for what they use. That was a very cool tidbit, thanks for the fun warhammer 40k content!

Haha Alfabusa’s Lucius is utterly priceless. Prob my favorite character in TTS

shadowsun taking a hive city in a day...and shadowsun beating a chapter master in melee.

6:34 brought tears to my eyes lol And 40k lore definitely needs an injection of some Game of Thrones mortality. When all these characters are invincible it just makes them boring.

14:50 Emps: All I got out of that was wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf and wolf. Rogal Dorn: The Space Wolves are incredibly uninspired...

Remember when it took two Necron Overlords an entire Necron army and several of Trayzns spare armies to kill a deceiver C’tan shard?

I regret looking up Daemonculaba

What about big E rushing back to earth to build the web way rather than finishing off the crusade and dispanding the legions before they have a chance to turn traitor on a legion level. Then he would have all the time in the world to deal with his on projects, there was no rush he's basically immortal.

"Nor does imperial fists actually FIST anyone" hahaha, I cant stop laughing when I heard that line

"Wolf-brother, make haste and release the wolf-wolves onto the wolfplains so that they may leave their wolf-shits upon the wolfenground."

Why do they always have to nerf or buff shit to fit the narrative ? Me angery me can kill custodes now lmao

Hey, lucius the eternal gets his ass kicked so often slaanesh keeps him around for fun, he's, like, a joke that he has no idea he is part of

The Penitent Engine is literally a tool to redeem themselves through pain or death. That is why they are exposed. And if they survive, they are drugged up and sent out again, and again til death. It is a literal death sentence.

i choked drinking my coffee in laughter when majorkill mentioned the custodes killing the primaris, so funny how it triggered so many people.

When the Eldar decided it would be a good idea to pay the Emperor a visit, and the Custodes didn't completely slaughter the invading xenos inside the palace.

11th: Magnus the Red horntits.

In defense of the penitent engines: The Ecclesiarchy is as we all know an amplified version of multiple facettes of the history of christianity. In the middle ages one major motivation behind most of the punishments like building walls around nuns and burning people (if it did really happen for religious and not for political reasons) was to save their souls, not to be cruel just to be cruel. Same goes for things like penitent engines. From a military point they are just weird and not very practical but from the point of a religious fanatic who thinks your soul can maybe redeem itself and be kinda saved by putting you into the engine it makes sense. The pilot is exposed to serve as a warning to everyone near him and the few rags they´ve thrown over him as "clothes" may have the same function as the rags they´ve worn back in the times and that muslims should wear today when they´re in Mekka. It´s a symbolic way to express that no matter who you are, who you were, how wealthy or poor you are: We sinners all the same in the face of God or the God Emperor. But I would agree that an over-sexualised version like it´s so often to be found in fanart and maybe the model (although I think the model isn´t that much over the top) just serves to please the basement-dwellers fantasy.

MajorKill: "I'm just gonna say things until your brain hurts." Me, having just initiated brainfreeze: *Noooooooo*

R.I.P graphics card you will be remembered

There's another thing that pisses me off about the whole scaling problem: Inconsistent, illogical logistics, artificial supply shortages and supposed equipment rarity. The Imperium has UNCOUNTABLE worlds which all produce one thing or another. Like ENTIRE WORLDS that produce nothing but food or Imperial Guard gear and yet I'm supposed to believe that there's always a damn shortage on pretty much everything everywhere and that most people just barely survive on recycled scraps and wield piles of rust with a bit of weapon in them that were falling apart when their grandfather used them? Like, does ANYONE at GW have a basic understanding of large scale production capacities and logistics, or the sheer amounts of goods our SINGLE world produces per day or could produce per day if all our resources were, for example, delegated towards providing regiments of IG and their wargear? Fucking hell, WE could've taken Vraks in a WEEK by sheer material superiority and versatility alone.

15:55 The Space Wolves not having a word for Wolf is talked about in Prospero Burns. This is sort of a plot point throughout the book where the PoV character wakes up with a new body suddenly understanding Fenrisian, but every once in a while he slips into another language, or the plot point that is giving him this understanding is cut off from him, and he suddenly doesn't understand the Fenrisian. This goes along with the "running gag?" That there are no wolves on Fenris

You know what is really, really dumb: the time scale. Ok, the ENTIRE story of 40k takes place in ten THOUSAND years. To put it in prospective is twice the time of the entire HISTORY OF MANKIND to THIS TIME. Stagnancy? Ok, I can get it. The plot advancing at the speed of government? OK, ok. But writing MILLENNIA or CENTURIES sounding like decades is outright dumb, sometimes.

Your points on scale and the level of forces involved is spot on, it's always bothered me. The Space Wolves were one of the things that originally drew me to the universe, because they were basically Vikings in Space. Now they're weird, sorta fantasy, power armored furry wolfy wolves with actual wolves prancing around and their Lord rides around in an unbelievably stupid Santa's sleigh pulled by...wolves. Now I despise the Space Wolves.

I think the Space Wolves were inspired by LOTR: Eomer, take your eored, down the eoflank and prepare the eocharge. Eodeath! Eodeath! Eodeath! Forth Eorlingas!

As far as I know, those Sister of Battle punishment machines have brain of pilot extracted from head and hidden behind armor, yet connected to nervous system of body so they could feel the pain their exposed body takes, but not die

Ya know. With that Tyranid eating up so many souls of Eldar, it could have been somewhat interesting for it to somewhat evolve to become an individual cut off, but still able to connect with the Hive Mind, but selectively. The Tyranids could have potentially had their own Horus Heresy. Prolly stupid, but I think it could have been cool.

"There are no wolves on Fenris."

I just want to say that I'm glad you show your self in "real time" while talking over your more recent videos. It makes it a lot more personal and you have a nice face :) Keep up the great work MK.

My head canon is that those harlequin that one shot those custodians were actually Solitaires hence why they managed to body three of them since Solitaires are pretty much equal to custodies like a single Solitaire can kill an entire hive fleeting by it’s self in lore

How much does a 'the sabbat worlds crusade' 2005 limited edition book sell for???

Majorkill is the highlight of KZfaq. Period.

I thought of a neat idea when you mentioned the problem with the Swarmlord. You can beat the Swarmlord. Once. Then the best you can do is hope to outrun his respawn timer. Alternatively they could pull the whole sandbagging rout later down the line. Come to think of it, the Swarmlord is either the only or one of the only named entities in the setting that has no reason to fear death, so that could actually be a feasible strategy. The greatest warrior of the supposed new galactic threat allows itself to be defeated again and again, abusing the fact it can’t permanently die to study the galaxy’s greatest combatants and learn their tricks. In fact, to make it even more interesting, make it subtle (and like that I’ve removed any hope) have a pattern start forming that goes something like “The villain of the week killed the Swarmlord. Then we defeated him. We went to hunt down his followers only to find out they’d already been eaten by Tyranids. Funny, they were doing so well against them before.”

Thanks for the Last Church shout out, Major. Definitely one of my fav fluff bits right there.

Primaris marines, Amar Astartes, some random chick who is the mom of the Primarchs ?

With the wolf one I was like "Yeah yeah I know" and then you started saying the titles and I had a moment where I realized all over again, like an estranged couple falling back in love with one another, how cringe the Space Wolf titles are.

I agree with everything you stated, I think the auto loader things still BS, you think you want your massive cannons to be able to fire as fast as possible to protect your 10K year old irreplaceable which might be carrying millions of ground troops, thousand tanks, and fighter jets. Also I feel like if the Emperor ever comes back and learns of penitent engine, he first words would be "That's a major yikes, my dude!" Also congrats on the crossover with Baldermort, looking forward to your role in part 2!

I have a feeling that the Space Wolves were created back when WH40K was more satirical and meant to be tongue in cheek than the grim dark seriousness it is now. So I could see someone back then thinking it'd be funny to name everything they had with wolf as a running joke and the newer writers never understood that it was supposed to be so kept with the theme.

That Eldar-Custodes bs is just Eldar propaganda.

He did not pray to his machines once again... may the Omnissiah have mercy on him

No matter how bad this guy's day gets he still has this neutral happy atmosphere in his voice

Thanks for linking the video project. Looks like they hit the goal so I can't wait to see what happens.

Current day corpse emperor Stephen hawking, he was on the golden throne all along.

Fun fact: the picture of a grey knight giving a flower to a sister of battle is actually official and canon You should have mentioned that time shortly after the war of the beast the high-lords instead of exterminatus the fuck out of ullanor the same planet where the beast was born they kept and teleported the planet or when they were getting outsmarted by a fucking ork (granted said ork was somehow a great diplomat and thank the emperor the high-lord of the officio assassinorum murderized them all) EDIT:Most authors don't have a sense of scale anyway soo the point is moot

Lucius: *Steps on a stick* Lucius: *Possesses God for taking pride in making the stick* Also, I disagree with you about the penitent engine. The whole point is that they don't care if the pilot dies. The new model also looks amazing.

"All I heard was Wolf, Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf,Wolf": The Great Big E I mean... Spacewolfs are not known for their intelligence... Also we realy should be thankful that the Imperial Fists not just called there stuff: Squad 1, Squad 2. Assault squad 1, Assault squad 2. Heavy Weapon Assault squad 1.

*The Doom of Malan'tai:* While I agree with the sentiment, the details are not quite there... The Farseers probably DID see the destruction of their Craftworld, but according to the lore in the Tyranid Codexes, they misplaced the cause: "... the Aeldari did not at first realise that the true threat lay not with the towering Tyranid monsters rampaging through their home, but with the unassuming creature left relatively unhindered to feed on Aeldari souls." Ergo, the Eldar kept shooting at the big ones and swarms and overlooked the malformed Zoanthrope-thing that became the Doom of Malan'tai. Though from my Tyranid fanboy viewpoint, it *IS* still silly that a single injured hiveship could take out a Craftworld, even a small one, by itself. It is also stupid that the Zoanthrope/DoM could feed on the souls of the Infinity Circuit to become stronger... There is no basis for that in other lore, as the psychic Tyranids simply seem to channel the power of the Hive Mind, not drain psychic power from other sources like leeches (though this could be a new, experimental bioform). While there are Tyranids in lore that do digest minerals those are part of the process of devouring a world, though it has been suggested that these could be Screamer-Killer 'Fexes or variants of large burrowing creatures like Mawlocs or Trygons repurposed after a world has been fought into submission... But nothing in the lore has pointed to Zoanthropes being capable of doing something like that, nevermind that eating a spirit stone would likely only net the Tyranid organism whatever material the thing was made of, and the soul AFAIK would be released, ending up at Slaanesh's doorstep... As for how come this thing has never been seen again... As I've read, GW wrote a lot of the 5thEd Tyranid characters out in 6thEd because they forgot to copyright them and other modelmakers came out with models before GW could, or something similar (though it seems unlikely considering the rabidity of GW and copyrights). DoM was mentioned in 6th, but it didn't have any stats as I recall so it just became a part of fluff. It could be surmised that the 8thEd Maleceptor is the current incarnation of the DoM concept-wise (though definitely beefier) but it hasn't been verified in any fluff connections I'm aware of, possibly because GW realized how stupid DoM was... But as long as they don't officially retcon it, it'll stay on the internet timelines and wikis. =/ *Speaking of stupid things:* How about that time Catachans fought a Tyranid horde planet-side for seven years before beating the swarm, their 'Nid-hunter specialists drenching themselves in Tyranid innards and becoming "invisible" to the Tyranids... It seems clear that this wasn't a full-blown Hive Fleet invasion though as the Tyranid fleet would be bioforming the world with feeder organisms that wouldn't care about eating something that seems like a dead Tyranid organism to be digested and repurposed (More 'mass for the pools!), nevermind the airborne toxins and spores which would also make such a guerilla tactic extremely unlikely to work, at best, in such a case. Still, they do mention Lictors which very much should be able to pick up on all the human scents (NVM urine and feces) the Catachans would still be emitting and leaving behind amidst the drying&decaying Tyranid ichor&guts (which as I recall are somewhat poisonous in and of themselves)? Or did they just pack all of that up and carry it with them for safe disposal? Does the body oil Catachans use absorb their BO and work as an antitoxin as well as protect from bullets and lasers? =D Though to be honest the details are mostly vague and seem to indicate that there was a larger Catachan army present, and a "Tyranid horde/swarm" without reproductive&bioforming creatures or space support probably could be fought off... Still, both trying to become immune to Tyranid toxins (which can overpower _Space Marines_ according to fluff) and avoiding Lictors for any length of time both seem exercises in futility, given what is known about these topics, though a lack f Synapse oversight (as the details suggest) might account for lack of efficiency among the Lictors. Catachan Codex, 3rdEd, page 6: "Catachan XVIII 'Swamprats'". At least the more recent "Stonetooth" Harker story about crushing a Ravener's neck with his bicep is obvious "propaganda" even with the insistence it isn't, as Harker was the sole survivor of that outing and I doubt many would openly accuse Harker of lying to his face. =D Still, both DoM and the Catachan examples belong to the same category of issue that GW has probably repeated in pretty much every Codex before and after: Writing about some impossibly cool victory as an attempt to drum up exactly how great and awesome said army is, but said story being literally impossible with the usually meager facts given when you consider most of the accepted fluff and backstory. That's something GW _really_ needs to get rid of (or make clear in writing style that it is likely propaganda), because as stated, it cheapens both armies. While it could be argued that in-universe most other races/armies put a positive propaganda spin on the stories told about them in their Codex, that just doesn't work with the Tyranid as there is no reason for it to colour what has truly happened and thus this underlines the stupidity of the Malan'tai story. Necrons would be another faction that probably wouldn't need propaganda. *Marneus Calgar:* I'm hoping a specialized Lictor assassin-form hunts down and kills his OP ass sometime soon... Though given how many enemies he and the Ultrasmurfs have effortlessly bested during the years, there's probably a queue for that position. xD But yes, there definitely would be need of something with such dramatic impact to make the Ultramarines less of the Gary Stu joke they've been.

6:50 I have to agree. I understand that in 40k there’s no true good guy but some stuff they add is just a little bit too much and not needed for any logical reason.

I know I'm late to the party, but thanks so much for the shoutout Majorkill! The team and I really appreciate it.

There are just to many dumb moments in the 40k lore to count. Would love to see you do more of these videos :)

The existence of the Tau

Am I correct in saying that the Chaos faction can literally will resources into existence within the warp? Something about the Chaos Gods being able to create new worlds with just a thought or something. And time within the warp is like the time chamber from DBZ where a day in our reality is a year in theirs. So when the Chaos faction can create theoretical insurmountable amounts of ammunition and supplies within technically a single day, how do these guys EVER lose battles of attrition?

I can trall through my feed for 20 min of meh until i see one of your interesting videos, good work my dude.

As a long time 40k fan I've always loved the ultra Marines mostly for the Roman aesthetic they display but yeah Matt ward fucked up em pretty good.

I finished an Avatar of Khaine with an Imperial Guard mortar! Best heavy weapon ever!

Let's just pretend the first one was a Custodes ripping out an unarmored World Eaters' spine. It makes a lot more sense that way...

As an Ultramarines player, I totally agree with the fact that Calgar shounldn't have survived the encounter against Abaddon. But I feel like they missed an opportunity to put his dead ass into a Drreadnought and basically create an amazing named Dreadnought for the Ultramarines...

That Craftworld eater was a named character for a bit but GWs big-brained contract with the guy who wrote the lore for it means that GW didn't actually own the rights to the Floating Raid Boss so when the authers contract ran out they just took the Special Character out of the next Tyranid book

You put my feelings about the GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FUTURE in words, I love my demons, flesh abominations, represive government, human sacrifices and I also collect Word Bearers ,who are probably one of the more messed up factions in the lore however sometimes there are things that feel a bit tryhard and edgy like some of the artwork you showed.

Emperor of Man NOT killing Horus right off the bat

poor Worf, he never got a chance to live up to his honor

"Marneus Calgar is a patient tactical genius who considers the danger of an incoming projectile before taking cover." Someone actually wrote that, thinking it was a good display of Strategy skill.