Top 10 Most Grimdark Moments In Warhammer 40k Lore

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You always hear that Warhammer is Grim and Dark, today we cover the grimmest and the darkest 40k has to offer
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@majorkill
@majorkill 3 жыл бұрын
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@murielcunningham8703
@murielcunningham8703 3 жыл бұрын
G D A Y F U C K H E A D S
@Godlymango1324
@Godlymango1324 3 жыл бұрын
GDAY
@helghastunit7363
@helghastunit7363 3 жыл бұрын
You give me lots of shiny views...
@loltwest9423
@loltwest9423 3 жыл бұрын
5:48 No, it's not just you. Every time I'm watching any piece of media and I see an attractive woman being killed or mutilated in any way shape or form, I instantly lose interest in the show and feel like shit, especially if the woman in question didn't get a lot of screen time, hence the audience doesn't get to know her. If there's one thing I hate more than anything, it's treating attractive women like disposable eye candy to be killed off later.
@Aaron-is8yt
@Aaron-is8yt 3 жыл бұрын
@@loltwest9423 I enjoy it when beautiful are killed pretty early, they're not important to me if they're pretty, I go based on personality and if she's a cool character. I personally dislike having that token "beautiful" girl, who's not really important to the plot but she's everywhere in the movie so people can ogle her. I can see where you're coming from though.
@malekiththeeternityking5433
@malekiththeeternityking5433 3 жыл бұрын
Me not being able to bone anymore is pretty grim dark.
@jarber3159
@jarber3159 3 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain my man.
@theimperiumofman3714
@theimperiumofman3714 3 жыл бұрын
Atleast we won't have to clean the aftermath of what happens when you decide to insert big E to mortal women .
@davidmadureira45
@davidmadureira45 3 жыл бұрын
technically all you can do now is bone
@supremeobama9288
@supremeobama9288 3 жыл бұрын
You can’t even scratch your nose
@bryanmanuel4945
@bryanmanuel4945 3 жыл бұрын
But Emperor. If you bone we have to clean the mess, that causes Nurgle to grow in Power. Think of Humanity
@apporvkishlay
@apporvkishlay 3 жыл бұрын
After listening to the stuff about beautiful women dying and majorkill's feelings about it, I've come to the conclusion that he's been infected by the nurgle plague of SIMPING. I'm sorry but I'll be informing the nearest commisar.
@koetimoep
@koetimoep 3 жыл бұрын
Ukulele boi Nah, its just simple economics. If there are less hot women on this planet then there are lower chances of coming across one, therefore lower chances of banging one.
@void-creature
@void-creature 3 жыл бұрын
Deliver onto him the emperors peace, lest he fall to a fate worse than death
@ZeroONeal
@ZeroONeal 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he's big simping
@firmak2
@firmak2 3 жыл бұрын
Well people care less about ugly people and thats a fact.
@apporvkishlay
@apporvkishlay 3 жыл бұрын
@Expired Milk I actually smiled reading this. Now I'm waiting for Majorkill himself to come roast me and destroy my non existent will to live
@tomtheconqerur
@tomtheconqerur 3 жыл бұрын
I love how only the mechanicus have ships that use auto loaders for the cannons but the rest of the imperium has to use slaves.
@hewesy7265
@hewesy7265 3 жыл бұрын
Seems so odd.
@Animefan1803
@Animefan1803 3 жыл бұрын
@@hewesy7265 Nah. The Mechanicus simply does not care about the Imperium as a whole. They care about themself. Just like the Ecclesiarcy.
@hewesy7265
@hewesy7265 3 жыл бұрын
@@Animefan1803 or the Imperium as a whole is just fucking retarded.
@aceambling7685
@aceambling7685 3 жыл бұрын
@@hewesy7265 no more retarded than actual human history tbh
@GodlordBazi
@GodlordBazi 3 жыл бұрын
@@hewesy7265 Well, the Imperium of Man is far away from being a "unified nation". Almost each planet has a different kind of currency, different laguage, different culture and a different form of worshipping the Emperor. It's more like millions of human inhabited star systems being held as vassals by Holy Terra. They have to pay taxes, send military support and stay away from anything chaos or xenos related, that's pretty much it. Most of those star systems don't even know what is going on out there and their common citizens have no idea about what the Imperium actually is. Stories like the past of planet Krieg show this fact very well. The Adeptus Mechanicus as well as the Navigator Houses aren't really part of the Imperium entirely. They are quiet far above the usual vassal status and could be considered more as a sort of military and/or enconomical ally. That's why AdMech forces basically don't have to follow any orders from Astra Militarum officers. They usually do send forces to help out the Imperium (except they see their own interests endangered by doing so, like during the War of the Beast, when they refused to send help to defend Terra in fear of weakening Mars' defences) in order to fulfill their pacts and agreements, but they operate fully autonomous. When a certain system is under attack, they send out distress signals to warn other systems nearby. Planetary governors usually don't send help because they are just responsible for defending THEIR planet, so all they'll do is fortify their own planet and wait for the Astra Militarum to send help. It doesn't matter how many planets fall during such an attack, cause the Imperium follows a mentality of "We have endless ressources, sooner or later we'll conquer them back." There are just a handful of strategically important planets which recieve help immediately, like Armageddon or Cadia. Big E basically tried to unify mankind and turn it to something we would call a "nation", but there happened a little Oopsy (thanks, Lorgar) that prevented him from finishing his plan. The funny thing is: Though this system seems fucked or retarded, some of history's most successful empires in real life functioned exactly like that.
@adriannaranjo4397
@adriannaranjo4397 3 жыл бұрын
#1 When an Inquisitor wanted to bone an assassin morphed into a Genestealer
@TheEgoify
@TheEgoify 3 жыл бұрын
Omfg that was messed up, thanks for reminding me
@antoinecyr2833
@antoinecyr2833 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the sewer goblin extrodinaire inquisitor
@edmundthespiffing2920
@edmundthespiffing2920 3 жыл бұрын
Why did you remind me!! I HATE YOU IAN WATSON
@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221
@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking sewer goblin extraordinare Ian Watson. Thanks, now I have that disgusting image in my mind.
@TheHorreK2
@TheHorreK2 3 жыл бұрын
What
@fungusfungi5900
@fungusfungi5900 3 жыл бұрын
“Every faction in 40k, barring maybe Necrons & Tyranids, are doomed to oblivion” Orkz: “Oi ya git dat iz zoggin funny dat iz!”
@chrisnecrotic5179
@chrisnecrotic5179 3 жыл бұрын
Even the tyranids are kind of doomed, though. What happens when there's no biomass left?
@nervmeister
@nervmeister 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisnecrotic5179 They move on from the Milky Way galaxy into another one with biomass. They probably emptied out the last one they came from.
@bolisops6280
@bolisops6280 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisnecrotic5179 Tyranids don't actually starve ,they're not one organism that excreted waste and needs to eat, tyranids are an ecosystem So any wastage is just pumped back in meaning they don't starve
@randomcow505
@randomcow505 2 жыл бұрын
@@bolisops6280 unfortunately for them unless they are huffin that warp fuckery they still lose to entropy, no matter how complex you still need some kind of energy input, and from what we have seen they don't photosynthesize
@bolisops6280
@bolisops6280 2 жыл бұрын
@@randomcow505 Okay, how are they losing energy? That was my question, because they sure as hell don't need to feed their army.
@imperialfist2304
@imperialfist2304 3 жыл бұрын
From experience I have seen and learned that 1. Don’t go to a Night Lords party if you want to keep your left arm 2. Pay your taxes and 3. Don’t try to seduce a Adepta Sororitas if you want to keep your eye.
@nathanieleck1023
@nathanieleck1023 3 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in AAAGH* Sisters are no match for my incredible allure
@imperialfist2304
@imperialfist2304 3 жыл бұрын
Legion of the damned Science
@palpadur1112
@palpadur1112 3 жыл бұрын
let the Sister of Battle of interest, make the first move. not all of them have taken vows of chastity. as a certain Commisar knows very well. just don't remember if it was Cain or Creed.
@Jaegerrants
@Jaegerrants 3 жыл бұрын
@@palpadur1112 Probably Cain because Creed is not a Comissar. As for original topic, avoiding Sororitas is also safe bet for your groin as power armoured boots will not feel good. Instead head for the nearest female only regiment, especially if it's artillery and show them what friendly fire feels like, aka being fucked from rear lines. This is of course in this old infantry grunts humble opinion.
@canttalk-busypurging
@canttalk-busypurging 3 жыл бұрын
Directions too complicated, now a squad of the Order of the Sacred Rose want to sleep with me. Help??
@christopherjohnston4100
@christopherjohnston4100 3 жыл бұрын
A grimdark moment for me was when Vulkan burned an Eldar child alive while she begged for mercy. Another grimdark moment was in the book Path of the Seer when an Eldar aspect warrior slaughtered a bunch of human children and then laughed at how easy it was to kill them.
@bryanmanuel4945
@bryanmanuel4945 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't both regret it?
@christopherjohnston4100
@christopherjohnston4100 3 жыл бұрын
@@bryanmanuel4945 Vulkan didn't regret killing the child what he did regret was burning the child alive as he believed that he should have given her a clean death. As for the Eldar, you are right in that she did regret it, however, she only began to feel guilt for her actions after she abandoned the life of an Aspect Warrior in order to become a Seer. The fact that she laughed after she killed them is pretty fucked up in my opinion.
@valtersplume3726
@valtersplume3726 3 жыл бұрын
WHAT?! VULKAN ACTUALLY DID IT?! Majorkill briefly mentioned it in one of his videos, but I didn't believe it.
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 3 жыл бұрын
Believe it. Vulkan actually really hates Eldar... mostly Dark Eldar, but he doesn’t really make the distinction. Exodites are arguably the chillest of them, and he still lit their planet on fire.
@bryanmanuel4945
@bryanmanuel4945 3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherjohnston4100 Thanks for clearing that up. Sometimes I get things mixed up. Pretty Grimdark, Especially Vulkan's I mean Eldar are douches so it's expected but Vulkan...well it's not that common
@michaelmaione3939
@michaelmaione3939 2 жыл бұрын
A real grimdark moment was when Australia lost a war to emus.
@fukkitful
@fukkitful 2 жыл бұрын
History oversimplified covered it and it was funny a f*ck. Funnier than every show on tv to me.
@commiehunter733
@commiehunter733 2 жыл бұрын
Australia giving up their guns is disrespectful to the Big E
@iamdiscothedrunkhippo5380
@iamdiscothedrunkhippo5380 3 жыл бұрын
I do remember a time when the Tau ethereals told a member of the water caste to pull her binding knife out and just kill herself. She knew she didn’t want to do it, she knew she didn’t want to die, but something within her just forced her to do it. Not the darkest thing but when you look at the Tau, you do kind of figure out that they are all enslaved by some kind of kind control.
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 3 жыл бұрын
They also turn Kroot into servitors.
@Kiyodio
@Kiyodio 3 жыл бұрын
Jedi mind trick
@MrAngerissues1
@MrAngerissues1 3 жыл бұрын
I think its pheromones.
@gentlemandank9827
@gentlemandank9827 2 жыл бұрын
they did enslave the Vespid
@TheDukeOfDallas
@TheDukeOfDallas 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds kind of like some sort of hive-mind disconnecting and punishing them.
@spacep0ny958
@spacep0ny958 3 жыл бұрын
The most grimdark thing is that I'll never have my head crushed between the thighs of a Sister of Battle and Sister of Silence. Why even live?
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 2 жыл бұрын
At least, you won't suffer from bone splintering. x)
@possiblyalpharius3554
@possiblyalpharius3554 3 жыл бұрын
The most grimdark thing in the setting was the Dark Ages of Matt Ward obviously
@bryanmanuel4945
@bryanmanuel4945 3 жыл бұрын
But the Ultramarine are the Greatest of them all. Well atleast Matt Ward told me that
@CommanderBohn
@CommanderBohn 3 жыл бұрын
@@bryanmanuel4945 *5TH EDITION SPACE MARINES CODEX FLASHBACKS*
@bryanmanuel4945
@bryanmanuel4945 3 жыл бұрын
@@CommanderBohn Truly dark times
@PeachDragon_
@PeachDragon_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@bryanmanuel4945 they are the best, just not when they're mary sues
@CommanderBohn
@CommanderBohn 3 жыл бұрын
@@bryanmanuel4945 At one point I felt like my eyes would bleed when I read the Ultrawank. Seriously I'm not joking here. At this point I thought that my eyes legitimately would cry tears of blood. Good thing this time there is someone above Matt to reign him in.
@vaughanb1963
@vaughanb1963 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, Sly Marbo can't die. He'll outlive everyone
@casualtaco2154
@casualtaco2154 3 жыл бұрын
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@dswegkingehy4231
@dswegkingehy4231 3 жыл бұрын
Sick meme
@kernit79
@kernit79 3 жыл бұрын
Sly Marbo is the Emperor in disguise. The one on the throne is the corpse of Malcador wrapped with some psychic voodoo. :D
@localagoraphobe
@localagoraphobe 3 жыл бұрын
*cough, cough* Lord Commissar Yarrick *cough, cough*
@johncox9575
@johncox9575 3 жыл бұрын
By Marbo's Glutes!!!
@bryanmanuel4945
@bryanmanuel4945 3 жыл бұрын
The Daemonculaba is probably worse. Very horrid fate for anyone that endures or even saw this.
@gabrielmirandahurtado6539
@gabrielmirandahurtado6539 3 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about that
@TheKing-qz9wd
@TheKing-qz9wd 3 жыл бұрын
Only two things can be done. Inconcievable warp healing. Mercy killing.
@norbertdrage
@norbertdrage 3 жыл бұрын
*WE* don’t 🤢 Leutin09 does~ 🙃
@paulpolito2001
@paulpolito2001 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna mention that he glosses over the Peak GrimDark that is the Daemonculaba; or top 3 if you count degenerate fanfic -- i.e. "Broke back Squadron". (no fuckin way I'm gonna feed Slaanesh by even typing the name.)
@BouncingTribbles
@BouncingTribbles 3 жыл бұрын
I was here to see if he included that. He does mention it in the intro
@norbertdrage
@norbertdrage 3 жыл бұрын
When imperial guard and regular humans are waging a losing battle against the ‘nids, but thankfully they get saved by space marines at the last moment. But they turn out to be Alpha Legion....
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 3 жыл бұрын
I am alphaus
@stephenbarrett8861
@stephenbarrett8861 3 жыл бұрын
Or Grey Knights
@void-creature
@void-creature 3 жыл бұрын
There not even going to kill them, they’ll all just die of confusion over their loyalty
@norbertdrage
@norbertdrage 3 жыл бұрын
(specific reference to the short story “For the Emperor” by Callum Davis, in the White Dwarf August 2019 issue)
@alpharius6874
@alpharius6874 3 жыл бұрын
*cough cough*
@islar7832
@islar7832 3 жыл бұрын
Other honorable grimdark moments are the following: 1) Getting used as a deamonhost by an inquisitor (this is often done to good guys as well) 2) Just being born on a death world (most would thing of catchan whit all the happy killy things in it but 90% of them are toxic worlds where life expectancy is 20 years at max and those will be 20 years spent in darkness, misery, famine and disease, yeah I would like to beaten by a tyranid than suffer that. 3) Visiting a deamon world 4) Having your gellar field fail in the Warp 5) Being a psychic null or negative (GG everybody hates you unconditionally) 6) Getting captured by orks (if you think about it it would really really suck) 7) Getting turned into a chaos spawn (Mutation is no joke) 8) Getting a Nurgle disease 9) Beeing near or in a genestealer cult 10) Beeing the God Emperah and seeing all you work undone and now you have to fight and suffer everyday such that humanity would not be wiped out.
@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684
@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684 3 жыл бұрын
11) being a guardsman that faced chaos and be killed for order of the inquisition
@somethinglikethat2176
@somethinglikethat2176 3 жыл бұрын
While they still receive undeserved hate, both Bequin and Jurgen aren't universally hate and enjoy successful careers.
@coalitionofrob436
@coalitionofrob436 3 жыл бұрын
Islar783 Zog off, Orks don’t take no prisoners ................... dakka
@islar7832
@islar7832 3 жыл бұрын
@@coalitionofrob436 Yes they do, just read war of the beast or read some lamenters lore.
@coalitionofrob436
@coalitionofrob436 3 жыл бұрын
Islar783 my mistake. Just trying to get into Character!
@malfuller3367
@malfuller3367 3 жыл бұрын
"The Imperium, the good guys" Those would be the Orks major kill.
@neofulcrum5013
@neofulcrum5013 3 жыл бұрын
Or at the very least the farsight enclaves
@Grayfox251
@Grayfox251 3 жыл бұрын
Salamanders?
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 3 жыл бұрын
There is no good faction, just random good guys scattered throughout factions that don't really give a sh*t about the average joes.
@gatodestructo4933
@gatodestructo4933 3 жыл бұрын
DASA ROIGHT, PROPAH ORKY RESPONSE!
@fenrir7432
@fenrir7432 2 жыл бұрын
The real good guys are: parts of the imperium (regiments that aren't made of criminals, slamanders and the lamenters and space wolves), farsight enclaves and i think that one or two craftworlds, mostly because the eldar aren't really on the mood of destroying everything
@BigSeth1090
@BigSeth1090 3 жыл бұрын
The US Army in Vietnam: “Why make a weapon that kills someone instantly when you can make one that kills them over 3 or 4 days and drains time and resources from their squad?” GW: “Crap that’s grimdark, totally stealing that.”
@hewesy7265
@hewesy7265 3 жыл бұрын
And now the US army is pussified and follows the Geneva convention. Blah.
@oimate5579
@oimate5579 3 жыл бұрын
@@hewesy7265 I'm gonna hope your joking lol
@hewesy7265
@hewesy7265 3 жыл бұрын
@@oimate5579 I am deadly serious.
@vladdohan9396
@vladdohan9396 3 жыл бұрын
Napalm sticks to kids
@aceambling7685
@aceambling7685 3 жыл бұрын
@@hewesy7265 nah we still ignore it a lot, we just have to be careful about journalists and witnesses.
@johnlavery3433
@johnlavery3433 3 жыл бұрын
Here’s one of the most disturbing things about Servitors. In one of the Ciaphas Cain books they mentioned a hospital planet for guardsmen. They provide facilities for the mentally disturbed, both short term and long term. The short term Patients leave and get sent back to their unit. The long term stay there. The planet is also know for manufacturing combat servitors
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, I know where this is going... x/
@Lumen_Obscurum
@Lumen_Obscurum 3 жыл бұрын
>Majorkill talking about Daemonculabi >Me casually eating a bowl of cereal >"This makes me sick" >Me: "Wow you must be new here. *munch munch munch*"
@genericdreamers831
@genericdreamers831 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I love the orks. They look at that universe full of savagery and sorrow and see a pub crawl.
@Renegade666
@Renegade666 2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: orks were basically based on UK "lager louts", aka skinhead football fans getting drunk and starting bar fights. thats why they all have cockney accents too
@gabevietor3685
@gabevietor3685 3 жыл бұрын
Uploaded 9 seconds ago. Okay.
@magicmanscott40k
@magicmanscott40k 3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching it at 8 min. ago
@michael7847
@michael7847 3 жыл бұрын
Gabe Vietor 5 years ago (year 2026 January 25)
@marcusharris188
@marcusharris188 3 жыл бұрын
Uploaded 2 months ago idiot
@silas9673
@silas9673 3 жыл бұрын
Okay
@nambread5228
@nambread5228 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcusharris188 Wooosh
@borisdorofeev5602
@borisdorofeev5602 3 жыл бұрын
The most grimdark part is GW producing 40k children's books....
@fatalshore5068
@fatalshore5068 3 жыл бұрын
Today kids we learn about the miracle of life: The Daemonculabra.
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 2 жыл бұрын
ALRIGHT YA LITTLE SHITS TIME FOR THE CHAPTER TRIALS
@joshsquatch7474
@joshsquatch7474 3 жыл бұрын
The penance engines are almost as unnecessary as the Dark Elder.
@neeru7298
@neeru7298 3 жыл бұрын
Unnecessary is maybe the best word to describe them
@Pyre
@Pyre 2 жыл бұрын
@@neeru7298 Which is, of course, the point.
@neeru7298
@neeru7298 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pyre true
@user-iy7jo7bq4f
@user-iy7jo7bq4f 2 жыл бұрын
@@neeru7298 The Daemonculaba was even more stupid to the point it felt like a fanfic...
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 2 жыл бұрын
Sisters Repentia : _"We shall be martyrs!!"_
@Dustbinlid1
@Dustbinlid1 3 жыл бұрын
Caring about someone whos attractive, over someone who's not is a normal thing. Being attractive gives someone broad benefits in life, as seen in the "Halo Effect" whereby we make positive assumptions about people who are attractive. E.g. you are more likely to believe someone who is attractive. Attractive people on average get shorter prison sentences, or are just less likely to be convincted in the first place. Being percieved as attractive, is a massive advantage in life.
@fuzzyhair321
@fuzzyhair321 3 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, that's how we breed after all. You pick the most attractive mate
@fatalshore5068
@fatalshore5068 3 жыл бұрын
100% correct. It's the lizard brain at work. You are compelled to try to and reproduce with the best genetics possible, hence the subconscious bias towards hotties.
@fukkitful
@fukkitful 2 жыл бұрын
@@fatalshore5068 Pretty sure lizards just try and f*ck any female they can. Which does remind me of a few of my friends. Really its the female who care more about looks since reproducing takes a hell of a toll on them. Sadly I seen some hotties with amazing bodies get wrecked from being very naughty.
@void-creature
@void-creature 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t be so concerned about the penitent engine, if the sister in question is hot enough, Big E will still protect her, especially if using common sense was what got her in that position to begin with
@xSoVi3tx
@xSoVi3tx 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite grimdark moments were the ending of the Daemonculaba where they tell the Unfleshed leader the Emperor loves him then put a bullet or two in the back of his head. Also what Alpha Legion did to the Crimson Consuls, basically the ultimate setup taking years to come to fruition but ends with people getting killed by what they thought were friends and servants.
@MrChocolaaaa
@MrChocolaaaa 3 жыл бұрын
Edgy Timmy fact: "There are no good guys in 40k"
@WW-zt1zs
@WW-zt1zs 3 жыл бұрын
I think that this one dude that Erebus kidnapped before ritual "healing" of Horus suffered pretty grimdark fate. He was stabbed and betrayed to please Titsneetch , had to rape decaying, rotting pig for Nurgle and Slaneesh, and then their ate him for Khorne. Not too special but very fun
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck nah I’m killing myself before I ever stick my dick inside anything nurgle related. Ima keep it a buck tho I’d 100% fuck a demon of slaanesh. Not even gonna try to justify it, I feel how I feel
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, how does the eating part satisfies Khorne exactly? Sounds more like Slaanesh to me. ;/
@arminiuscherusci4410
@arminiuscherusci4410 Жыл бұрын
It was a woman if I remember correctly, and she got raped by the pig and then Everypne took a bit of her heart. After that the witch sliced though Erebus throat with a dagger, tho he came back
@uchihaharak3204
@uchihaharak3204 Жыл бұрын
​@@Archon3960 probably all the blood and brutality that Khorne love
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 Жыл бұрын
@@uchihaharak3204 Don't forget the hate... Ooohh, I get it. Hate. 8. Sneaky, GW. 😎
@nicholasogburn7746
@nicholasogburn7746 3 жыл бұрын
I really like your take on the nobility in the Imperium. Without it, it’s just gore porn. With it? Gripping, inspiring tragedy. In two words: grim resolve.
@thesilliestgoose5990
@thesilliestgoose5990 3 жыл бұрын
So basically the whole intergalactic war going on will end with every faction vaporized or eaten alive, with only Necrons and Tyrannids left. And even then, if it was an all out war between those 2 factions, the Tyrannids probably have the slight upper hand and would eventually beat the necrons, if they don’t get completely erased from reality...
@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684
@absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684 3 жыл бұрын
Tyranids actually search biomass, I don't think that the necron, if not dangerous, would be a target for them, thy are just metallic corpse, and their worlds should be a dead tomb whit almost nothing left to live
@thesilliestgoose5990
@thesilliestgoose5990 3 жыл бұрын
Matteo Felix so then... it ends in a game of Cat and mouse, with the Necrons trying to hunt and harvest the tyrannids
@aceambling7685
@aceambling7685 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Orks, Orks will survive the heat death of the universe by fighting the cold void to a standstill.
@alexanderskene1020
@alexanderskene1020 3 жыл бұрын
"Imperium are doomed" Laughs in Emperor being a Warp God at this point
@christiandauz3742
@christiandauz3742 3 жыл бұрын
So the Emperor is just like Sigmar, a prisoner in Tzeentch's prison
@alexanderskene1020
@alexanderskene1020 3 жыл бұрын
@@christiandauz3742 no
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 2 жыл бұрын
@@christiandauz3742 Tzeentch doesn’t have the balls to try and imprison the Emperor, especially not after the shit he pulled in Nurgles Garden
@christiandauz3742
@christiandauz3742 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan Tzeentch already imprisoned Sigmar and destroyed the Webway Project It was Tzeentch that allowed the Space Wolves to survive Prospero. Horus would have won had Tzeentch decided to exterminate the Wolves on Prospero
@konradcurze8942
@konradcurze8942 2 жыл бұрын
@@christiandauz3742 the hell are you talking about? The reason the Space Wolves won was because they had the custodes and the Sisters with them, being led by Russ and Valdor. Tzeentch never broke the barrier directly because it was Magnus that did it. And besides, after the shit Emps just pulled on Nurgle by making him, a literal chaos god, be vulnerable in hes own realm I doubt Tzeentch could do alot against him.
@ghoul4748
@ghoul4748 2 жыл бұрын
In the grimdark 42nd millennium of the future there is no fan service.
@UncleMikeDrop
@UncleMikeDrop 3 жыл бұрын
That was probably the most metal description of digesting food I have ever heard. LOL
@XenoDogg
@XenoDogg 3 жыл бұрын
Mate, I've got bad news for you... The 'gal' viewer is just me watching from the gf's computer :/
@ShadowWizard123
@ShadowWizard123 3 жыл бұрын
Ah the "I'm the only guy in the comic store with a gf" flex. That's a classic.
@borisdorofeev5602
@borisdorofeev5602 3 жыл бұрын
Witnesses so called gf. Purges brain with ork porn.
@OnlyRoke
@OnlyRoke 3 жыл бұрын
"The Imperium, the good guys, do a bad thing?!" Maybe they aren't the good guys then.
@withlovefromlightindust591
@withlovefromlightindust591 3 жыл бұрын
No. They aren't. The Tau are kinder.
@ghazghkullthraka6306
@ghazghkullthraka6306 3 жыл бұрын
@@withlovefromlightindust591 you know they have forced warriors to kill themselves, sterilized entire planets, and lobotomized entire armies of their own right? The tau are an imperium that consists of more than one species
@withlovefromlightindust591
@withlovefromlightindust591 3 жыл бұрын
​@@ghazghkullthraka6306 Yes. The Tau have their fair share of sins and the Ethereals are giant control freaks, but at least they don't annihilate entire species, and let their populations rot in nightmarish living conditions. The Tau empire also has a better education systems and they are not held back by religious superstition.
@ghazghkullthraka6306
@ghazghkullthraka6306 3 жыл бұрын
@@withlovefromlightindust591 they actually have, and they praise their leaders almost as gods, so you know, ORKZ IZ BESTEST!!!
@Kiyodio
@Kiyodio 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghazghkullthraka6306 the sterilisation thing is vaugely canon, and the tau don't like doing that. The only time they'd likely do that is if you refused to join the greater good and showed strong resistance. But there have been known generations of humans within the tau empire living fine lives. But yes other than that tau have their fair share of sins however in retrospect to the imperium they are considerably kinder. Disagreeing with values and views will have you sent to re-education rather than straight up killed for heresy. So they are definitely more willing to preserve life.
@seemeno1
@seemeno1 3 жыл бұрын
“Well f*** me, I’m glad that’s not my galaxy.” How do you know? Lol
@CommanderBohn
@CommanderBohn 3 жыл бұрын
This depends by what people mean comedy. In 40K's case it should be the blackest of comedies. Like in the DEldar's case with everything Vect does (AKA: infamous BLACK HOLE IN A BOX) or the Tau giving them some of their own people for "cultural exchange". Hell, not to mention one on the Necrons where they save a Tau colony from being eaten by Tyranids and the Ethereal launches a celebration...only for the Crons to harvest them after said celebration started. And then we have everything crazy the Orkz do. Like every faction should have at least one moment of black comedy. Even the Space Marines and Custodes, not to mention the Sisters. There was this one info on the GK where they have the skull of a daemon prince with his soul enslaved inside of said skull. It's impossible not to imagine the daemonhunters to stand under it and say passive-aggressive jokes towards the daemon while he's raging inside his own skull.
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy is living in a Grimdark basement
@Jtworthy1
@Jtworthy1 Жыл бұрын
The bit about tyranid hive ships and our stomachs was great
@17joren
@17joren 2 жыл бұрын
No one ever said the humans were the good guys, they’re just humans so we tend to root for them. Though I realize with the new lore this has gotten lost…
@IW3527
@IW3527 9 ай бұрын
Honestly thats something I find a bit troubling with some parts of the Fandom. There are some people who are so gung-ho about the imperium being the "good guys" because they're human that they unironically justify some seriously messed up stuff in the lore and I've seen it bleed over into their opinions on serious topics irl.
@17joren
@17joren 9 ай бұрын
@@IW3527 doesn’t help that most media is about the imperium, since that seems to be what sells most.
@IW3527
@IW3527 9 ай бұрын
@@17joren yup the cash grabs are egregious and fuel the negative feedback loop
@arklaw8306
@arklaw8306 3 жыл бұрын
Sororitas: I don't need armor, my Face is my shield.
@kael629
@kael629 3 жыл бұрын
But can they stand G-Man huge white aryan battlebarge? P.S don't worry I'll turn myself in to the inquisitors for my heresy, but it's worth it
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 жыл бұрын
True? In DH, I think Battle Sisters not being eligible for a helmet until rank-5 is inherently balanced by your typical GM's reticence to more than cosmetically scar the cell's waifu/40k-Paladin/Inherent "In" with various Imperial factions.
@MatCor-ty7zi
@MatCor-ty7zi 3 жыл бұрын
Since the Emperor wanted to give humanity access to the Webway he may have planned to replace the Warp engines.
@wanderhillen2435
@wanderhillen2435 3 жыл бұрын
MK: The Imperium, aka the Good Guys. Me: Wait the Imperium is the good guys now? That is.... ambitious.
@dinocha0s
@dinocha0s 3 жыл бұрын
They are kinda the good guys honestly , they just have more common sense than captain america or superman. Which in the SJW infested world we live in today. is a bad thing
@hewesy7265
@hewesy7265 3 жыл бұрын
@@dinocha0s 100%. This is what the good guys look like in the real world. Surrounded by evil. Enemies on all fronts working ti destroy your people. Limited resources bar people. What do you do to ensure the long term survival of your people? You sacrifice billions to save trillions.
@wanderhillen2435
@wanderhillen2435 3 жыл бұрын
​@@hewesy7265 Lol in that case even the Dark Eldar are good guys, ya they torture people but it's just so their souls don't get eaten. Sacrifice a few to protect society, etc etc. All the factions can rationalize their own actions that way. 40k is just grimdark and none of the factions are the "good guys". It's part of the attraction that they all suck.
@hewesy7265
@hewesy7265 3 жыл бұрын
@@wanderhillen2435 agree to disagree. It is a simple game of maths. The lives of a few billion vs the lives of a few trillion. That's the decision for the Imperium of Man. The Dark Eldar to an extent as well. How can we portray the orks in a positive light? All they want to do is fight and kill. Or the tyranids? Or any faction of chaos? It really is a case of doing some bad things for the greater good for the Imperium. Star Wars is like a utopia compared to 40k. 40k is what space fearing exploration would be like in the real world. It is nitty, gritty and ultimately the good guys plunge their hands into the filth, so others can keep their hands clean. Without them mankind would have been extinct long ago.
@wanderhillen2435
@wanderhillen2435 3 жыл бұрын
​@@hewesy7265 I agree that Chaos is just in it for the evulz. The orks can't really decide not to fight so it's morally neutral. The nids are just trying to survive and thrive, not so different from the Imperium from a distance. I don't think real space faring will turn out like 40k though. The current state of the 40k universe is there because GW decides to make it maximum grimdark for marketing purposes and because a peaceful galaxy is not a good backdrop for the tabletop games. The real universe has no such restraints. It would probably either be peaceful because centuries of travel time makes the logistics of war infeasible or it would result in one of the factions curbstomping all the others. 10 millennia of constant war and no movement seems extremely unlikely.
@momqabt
@momqabt 3 жыл бұрын
*Looks up from cleaning lasgun* what's a human right? Talking about human rights in 40k...
@cavareenvius7886
@cavareenvius7886 3 жыл бұрын
I think he means the right half of a human body.
@MooshroomMinitouar
@MooshroomMinitouar 2 жыл бұрын
I find it a little funny that IRL similar to the lasgun, in the army our round is a 5.56 that is really good at injuring the enemy. My drill sergeant said whats worse, your friend just died and you keep fighting or your friend is screaming in pain so now you and another buddy have to take care of them.
@fukkitful
@fukkitful 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, you remove 2-3 ppl from the fight instead of just 1. The Vietcong used this strategy but with bamboo traps.
@Godlymango1324
@Godlymango1324 3 жыл бұрын
Yes my brain is messed up
@timmmy6356
@timmmy6356 3 жыл бұрын
But Stanley, who's brain _ISN'T_ messed up though? Like Mummy always says, we're all special in our own way :)
@thatawhatn.7656
@thatawhatn.7656 3 жыл бұрын
Gottasay I agree on the girl being unnecessary killed in media’s. It really messed me up as well. I don’t flinch if a guy was kill but I think the idea of an undeserving person getting brutally killed. Best example for me is that babysitter lady from Jurassic world. She got her shit wrecked by a floating dinosaur before being eaten by the mosasaurus, that kill messed me up for days.
@bengale9977
@bengale9977 3 жыл бұрын
Majorkill watching movie: "I don't like this, hot women shouldn't be hurt" Me watching movie: "Blood for the Blood god".
@apporvkishlay
@apporvkishlay 3 жыл бұрын
So somehow (even innocent)men deserve gruesome deaths? I fail to understand your thought process. I diagnose you with the SIMP
@thatawhatn.7656
@thatawhatn.7656 3 жыл бұрын
Ukulele boi I may not be clear enough( Sorry for my bad English) what I meant was both innocent men and women again sorry for not being clear
@b1indmailman
@b1indmailman 3 жыл бұрын
I agree on that scene. She is just a random lady doing a job only to be killed for like 5 minutes while the evil military guy just gets killed instantly. Its entertaining to see a villain or someone who goes into a job knowing what could happen get killed as opposed to an unrelated bystander.
@okayokay422
@okayokay422 Жыл бұрын
But it would have still been sad if she was ugly.
@Zagskrag
@Zagskrag 3 жыл бұрын
I think being on the receiving end of a Chaos or Tyranid planetary invasion must be grimdark as fuck. Especially if it's your homeworld that you've spent your entire life on. Both of those forces can easily twist and distort it beyond any recognition, so that your homeworld is ruined even if you win and beat back the invaders.
@kiesarisunny13
@kiesarisunny13 3 жыл бұрын
when you realized a Tyranid Bioship is basically a human stomach Are we the baddies.???
@armincerim6869
@armincerim6869 3 жыл бұрын
Shirtless Majorkill removes the grimdark element instantly
@Walsinats4
@Walsinats4 Жыл бұрын
The grimmest is when a Primarch notices his bald spot, and realises he has to worship chaos now.
@crustydoodlesack9117
@crustydoodlesack9117 2 жыл бұрын
I want you to know that you’re the only content creator who consistently makes me laugh out loud. Much love man
@savagepoodle321
@savagepoodle321 2 жыл бұрын
6:19 Probably one of the intended uses of terminator armour when it was made in the golden age. Mining in hazardous conditions or Mining AND hazardous conditions? You explained in a previous video, Majorkill, that most of the history of the golden age was passed down orally so a slight change here and there might have caused this over sight.
@kutkuknight
@kutkuknight 3 жыл бұрын
I find one od the most grimmdark things to be how disconnected custodes and space marines get from humanity even though they were once humans
@Charlie-de7xu
@Charlie-de7xu 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the new video, I can always rely on you to make a shit day better
@brothersteakneggs1274
@brothersteakneggs1274 3 жыл бұрын
Actually fucking strewth. I woke up in a funk, when I checked my phone and saw this everything was brightened a little more.
@blindsamurai1
@blindsamurai1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to your next Grimdark video ! Cheers
@feliorserapheel6539
@feliorserapheel6539 3 жыл бұрын
Yes my Brain is as messed up as yours 😂😅
@maciekwilkosz6377
@maciekwilkosz6377 3 жыл бұрын
Amen to that. So is mine. This is exactly why I love this channel so much 😍
@timmmy6356
@timmmy6356 3 жыл бұрын
@@maciekwilkosz6377 I'm glad you two are happy here. I must admit though, I'm a bit envious of your camaraderie. Majorkill can be rather course with me from time to time.
@lastmanstanding5423
@lastmanstanding5423 3 жыл бұрын
@@timmmy6356 shut up Timmy
@stalkerstalker3754
@stalkerstalker3754 3 жыл бұрын
Death Korps of Krieg and Black Ships should be on that list.
@stefanhoover9888
@stefanhoover9888 3 жыл бұрын
We need a part two! Great Video 👍
@SpenderMorechair
@SpenderMorechair 3 жыл бұрын
Dude!?! The freaking Daemonculaba, that was crazy!!! I had to listen Luetin09 to get some more details, holy s#!+, I didn't sleep well last night. Good upload, thanks.
@toadknobles6174
@toadknobles6174 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite grimdark moment is Little Bitch Horus getting owned by the Big Emps in his lemon armor even after he supposedly struck a decisive blow. Also that golden chad of a guardsman running up between the Big E and Horus amd basically distracing him long enough to get denied
@UncleMikeDrop
@UncleMikeDrop 3 жыл бұрын
What about the Orks? They seem to be doing very well for themselves.
@GreaterGrievobeast55
@GreaterGrievobeast55 2 жыл бұрын
A warboss tricked a gretchin into being a suicide bomber once. After being bullied all his life he wondered if the others would finally start to like him, not realizing the bomb would blow him to smithereens.
@greenwitchinc.1682
@greenwitchinc.1682 3 жыл бұрын
God damn dude. I loved this video. I hope you make another one.:)
@realwaifus5514
@realwaifus5514 Жыл бұрын
5:46 Finally someone understands.
@Robo-kz3nr
@Robo-kz3nr 3 жыл бұрын
It maybe grim dark But is it grim *DANK*
@jackdipompeo7732
@jackdipompeo7732 3 жыл бұрын
The lasgun isn't that dark blasters in star wars do that too.
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 3 жыл бұрын
So they can blow off Lims?
@jackdipompeo7732
@jackdipompeo7732 3 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 yes.
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackdipompeo7732 ah good to know
@jackdipompeo7732
@jackdipompeo7732 3 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 yeah blaster can be loaded with explosive rounds and also can blow off limbs with regular rounds.
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackdipompeo7732 hmm I was informed it behaved more like Bullets plus heat on Contact
@TheDegeneracyConfederacy
@TheDegeneracyConfederacy Жыл бұрын
Did you know that the tactic of making lazguns cause people to get injured but not die was actually used in WW1 for a similar purpose. Countries in WW1 specifically made their bullets and guns so that being shot by one would often injure you instead of kill. The injury of the soldier would demoralize their comrades as they would have to see their fellow soldier suffer and then the soldier would have to be cared for in a hospital which drained the nation’s money as expensive treatments were needed the bring them back to health. History is often incredibly grimdark.
@cantthinkofaname2292
@cantthinkofaname2292 3 жыл бұрын
When talking about grim dark weapons illic night spear has a sniper rifle that upon impact creates a vacuum into the warp so even if he somehow messed up his shot you and people close by are going to be dragged straight into the warp
@sammyday9743
@sammyday9743 3 жыл бұрын
"Unless you live in canada..." Damn...
@dinocha0s
@dinocha0s 3 жыл бұрын
5:52 oh no....Majorkill is a simp.... i respected you man.... However you earned my respect again here 13:50
@majorkill
@majorkill 3 жыл бұрын
Roller coaster video
@conradrocket1871
@conradrocket1871 3 жыл бұрын
The “Dyson Sphere” joke genuinely made me laugh 😂
@circusmonkey28
@circusmonkey28 Жыл бұрын
1:38 Timmy: "But Majorkill, isn't that guy Valerian Mengsk from Starcraft 2?"
@Matt-md5yt
@Matt-md5yt 3 жыл бұрын
the first part reminds me of Blood transfusions Real world just dialed up to eleven or so.
@gamingweeb2-842
@gamingweeb2-842 3 жыл бұрын
How edgy can this grim dark get before the boys in blue ungrimdark it or GW recon the grimdark
@bryanmanuel4945
@bryanmanuel4945 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a few years or a decade. Who knows
@rickconnolly5006
@rickconnolly5006 3 жыл бұрын
3, 2, 1... Standby for SJW takeover...
@gudboah4688
@gudboah4688 3 жыл бұрын
Rick Connolly DA ESJAYDUBLEUS ARE TAKING OVER!
@rickconnolly5006
@rickconnolly5006 3 жыл бұрын
@@gudboah4688 I too enjoy comical phonetic spelling...
@gudboah4688
@gudboah4688 3 жыл бұрын
Rick Connolly I too enjoy watching people complain about non-existent sjws
@_.alex.-
@_.alex.- 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your humor. It is spot on
@Slylilthiccy
@Slylilthiccy 8 ай бұрын
That transition was slick asf
@noamtepper456
@noamtepper456 3 жыл бұрын
Hot take: most grim dark things in warhammer are fucking retreaded, it’s possible to make grim dark make sense but 40k most of the time it fails.
@alonelyperson6031
@alonelyperson6031 3 жыл бұрын
Not exactly most of the time. Just sometime its retarded. Like nay of CS Goto's work and like ward's khornate knight moment.
@prussianimperial8084
@prussianimperial8084 3 жыл бұрын
Thomas Scripts saying that most of the time it fails is stretching it to the extreme.
@aceambling7685
@aceambling7685 3 жыл бұрын
@Afrodisiac the Khmer Rogue atrocites (and most other communist regimes actions) are some of the most horrific shit in recent history. Hard to top formerly Buddhist commisars brainwashing little kids and having them execute their own parents.
@linkofvev
@linkofvev 3 жыл бұрын
@@aceambling7685 If we're playing the grimdark olympics, then the rape of Nanking gives it a run for its money.
@aceambling7685
@aceambling7685 3 жыл бұрын
@@linkofvev ehh, Rape of Nanking was pretty typical as far the history of human warfare goes, the rape of a city was considered a part of war up until the euro's decided to make up rules.
@LupercalRising
@LupercalRising Жыл бұрын
The clown-servitor that guy had in his bedroom freaked me the fuck out. The fact he locked it in his bedroom for eternity made it worse.
@DankFenrir
@DankFenrir 3 жыл бұрын
Epic countdown, please give us another 😁
@youngarchaeotech189
@youngarchaeotech189 3 жыл бұрын
Oh sure, fabulous bill continues to make countless surgical horrors that span the whole galaxy and continue to plague the impirium perpetually. But honsou makes one giant space minge? Disgusting.
@nadiaw74
@nadiaw74 3 жыл бұрын
My wife was so grimdark she left me for a night lord pls help
@Defileros
@Defileros 3 жыл бұрын
1:39 glad to see that Valerian Mengsk allied his Dominion to the Imperium
@Zomious
@Zomious 3 жыл бұрын
Astral Knights vs the World Engine was an awesome grimdark story.
@thedislikebutton3425
@thedislikebutton3425 3 жыл бұрын
*Guys, there is probably a parallel universe out in there just like warhammer, if not worse*
@user-cq1cw8xz7f
@user-cq1cw8xz7f 3 жыл бұрын
Most grimmdark? the ammount of kiddies fiddled by Lorgar alone
@johnnybrravo5791
@johnnybrravo5791 3 жыл бұрын
aaah young majorkill how i enjoy your vids!
@Killerstar13
@Killerstar13 3 жыл бұрын
Life of the bureaucrat in Imperium. You aren't at war or chasing traitors of the Imperium, but you will spend your life in a pile of papers or worse - searching for that one goddamn note in the archives,
@marrvynswillames4975
@marrvynswillames4975 3 жыл бұрын
To be honest, the Fireheart had to be actived manualy due of the Shadow in the Warp
@po801_4
@po801_4 3 жыл бұрын
Here's a question that I asked myself recently that I think could be made into a video. What would happen if the loyalist Primarchs and Legions turned traitor instead of the traitor Legions?
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 3 жыл бұрын
I think there is a few fanfic and other things about it
@bajsmongo2000
@bajsmongo2000 3 жыл бұрын
Look up "the dornian heresy"
@anonon898
@anonon898 3 жыл бұрын
Horus would have buttfucked them
@irishwristwatch2487
@irishwristwatch2487 3 жыл бұрын
The loyalists would have deleted the fuck out of the chaos legions. Think of g-man and sanguinius, but with chaos powers
@godkingjacklee3065
@godkingjacklee3065 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a part 2 on this
@davidmassey4572
@davidmassey4572 2 жыл бұрын
The Bioships and stomach analogy was perfect 😂
@cyberneticdruid587
@cyberneticdruid587 3 жыл бұрын
Khornate Knights: that one time that the grey knights tore apart a bunch of sisters of battle and blessed their armour with their blood because reasons
@braith117
@braith117 3 жыл бұрын
That was because they were fighting a Khorne aligned nanite swarm. Dark Age tech plus Chaos equals a bad time for everyone involved.
@licensed_beheader
@licensed_beheader 2 жыл бұрын
@@braith117 what??
@jasonwarwick5062
@jasonwarwick5062 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting you mentioned the methodology behind the non - instantly lethal lasgun. The 5.56 mm ammunition that NATO uses is designed with the same thought in mind.......‘don’t kill them - force others to tend to them’ ..... 🥺
@keennickolas8575
@keennickolas8575 2 жыл бұрын
"The Imperium ... the GOOD guys" xDDD you keep them jokes coming xDD
@colorado4815162342
@colorado4815162342 3 жыл бұрын
Majorkill having nightmares from this stuff is surprising given the subject of his calendars. It humanizes him.
@tillkrieger1048
@tillkrieger1048 3 жыл бұрын
I've always also found it really funny that the Imperium of Man is a devout religious empire and the atheistic God-Emperor was turned into a divine figure despite his atheism.
@diegotapia2830
@diegotapia2830 3 жыл бұрын
the worst grimdark moment of 40k is knowing that settra dosent exist there =(
@Jbay2608
@Jbay2608 3 жыл бұрын
The Dark Eldar feature in one of the Uriel Ventris novels where he goes to Pavonis. Some of the things they do even made Uriel and his men feel sick when they found the left overs.
@johnathoncola1693
@johnathoncola1693 2 жыл бұрын
"The Imperium, The good guys"
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