Guys, I think I know where Honedge went m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/adFlh8hhzdneh6s.html

if igglybuff never stops bouncing you could use it to create a perpetual motion machine and get unlimited energy, likely making you the richest person in the world. sounds useful to me

"Stones And Rocks Dont Exist."

2:28 WHAT?!?? Rocks don’t exist in the real world? This changes everything!!!

Hey y’all know what stone evolves eevee into a ghost type? A brick

Honedge:*exists* People with robotic arms: PERFECT!

01- Xerneas uses Geomancy 02- Trainer holds Honedge 03- Honedge keep draining it's trainer's life 04- Xerneas Revive the trainer 05- Repeat ALL over and over until create a SuperManHonedge with Infinite Life Energy

“eevee can’t evolve so it’s useless” dogs can’t evolve either and i don’t see you complaining buddy

"rocks don't exist in the real world"

Who the hell are you to tell me I'll never be the Queen of England?! Challenge fucking accepted!!!

Actually you can evolve Eevee into espeon and umbreon, through friendship

1:03 *Mega stones dont exist* Me: *_Gets shoe box full of marbles_*

Eevee cant evolve Sylveon: Am i joke to you?

2:27 apparently rocks dont exist in the real world so... I'm just gonna go outside and sit on the sky

You're right, cold and mossy rocks DEFINITELY don't exist in the REAL WORLD

AuraGuardian:They say you can’t live with darkrai Me:You can if you don’t sleep

"Moonstones dont exist" Facts negative 100

Couldn’t eevee evolve into leafeon because our world has rocks with moss on them

LMAO the Igglybuff one had me dying.

Being a recently disabled veteran and also a pretty new player, I've been thinking a lot about how useful having a pokemon team irl would be from a practical/service animal point of view. Having a Rotom to possess my wheelchair would be awesome, because I only have use of one hand and it's always on the joystick, so if I need to do literally anything else at all (take a phone call, look up directions, I start blacking out/forgetting where I am/having a stress seizure,etc.) Rotom can keep driving me forward or just steer me home-plus he can lift me over steps. Anything with Sunny Day to chase thunderstorms, rain, and snow away would save me a lot of crisis incidents and rain-checked appointments. Abra to teleport me straight home if I start having a problem so I don't hurt anyone or get EMS called. Machamp/Incineroar/anything tall with hands can reach things for me, Anything with a sleep move and Dream Eater would fix my sleep phobia and insomnia, Meowth could give me all the money the VA is stiffing me and I could afford everything I need, psychic types could probably do something for my cognitive problems, I'm sure there's something out there that can eat my trash when I can't take it out and wouldn't smell too bad, etc. Plus I know there's at least a few that can/haved killed their trainers, and I'll never be able to afford to travel for euthanasia, so honestly...I'll take. (*Plenty would also be totally useless, lol. I throw up and faint enough from my PTSD+CPTSD without a Muk mucking things up even more, thanks)

"Gardevoir is useless in real life" Rule 34: *hold my beer*

The bad thing for that planet regarding Gardevoir isn't the Black Holes. It's the fanboys! Imagine owning a Gardevoir and having many Pokémon fanboys drop at you feet begging to spend some fun time with your Pokémon. Shuderring down my spine.

"We won't be covering mega evolutions because to mega evolve a pokémon you need a mega stone and they don't exist in real life" Yeah, because I walk down the street and see a fucking Igglybuff walking around in a top hat and a trench coat.

Pokemon tutors aren't magical beings they're just people who teach pokemon new cool tricks lol

Me:I don't want to evolve my eevee, it's so cute without evolving. Aura guardian: Evolution stones don't exist in real world, so you won't like to have an eevee in real world

"real life sun and moon was created by.... jesus, and last time i checked jesus wasn't a great fan of evolution" OMG I CANT BREATH

"You need a mega stone and unfortunately those don't exist in real life." But mega stones are literally marbles... I didn't expect so many likes xd

You: "the Location Rocks don't exist!" High mountains and the polar regions: Hold our glaciers. Plants being placed on top of rocks: YOU MUST STIMULATE EVIL! Ice cubes and self-made fossil casts of plants: *Wily boss theme from the original Mega Man* EDIT: Just rub the Jigglypuff on the Moon. Also, Earth is literally made of rocks.

I would want a alakazam just because of the fact that they can make anything served on their spoons taste good.

The Magnamite line deserves to be on the list more than Wishiwashi. It's a huge ass electromagnet! if that gets near most of your tech, it's fucked.

Though many may believe Eevee's use is only for evolving, honestly it would still be a good companion in the real world. It would kinda be like a dog with Pokemon abilities. Eevee's my personal favorite but even if it wasn't, Id still stick to my point. I respect your opinions

Lugia: Gets out of Ball also Lugia: swings his wings World:💣

4:49 Captions said, *"What would be the harm of having a Pokemon as adorable as an ugly buff"*

"Let's make a vid about pokemon in real life" "We won't include megas because mega stones don't exist in real life" What...?

Eevee in the real world be able to evolve trough friendship

If igglybuff comes from the moon, it can breathe in space.

Muk and Guzzlord are useful though. Waste disposal, yo.

Warning: This Pokéball contains Magcargo. DO NOT OPEN.

Magicarp isnt useless in real life...... They are good for food.

“Last I checked, Jesus isn’t a fan of evolution” 🤣 brilliant

Not even a minute in the video and theres and umbreon plushie............ "THE FLOOR TENTACLES CANT GET ME UP HERE!"

I think Lugia or Tyranitar should have also been on the list. Lugia just flapping it's wings causes a 40 day rain storm and Tyranitar is know to destroy mountains just to make a nest.

No Dragalge? According to its dex entry in Pokémon X, it spits its poison indiscriminately at anything that enters its territory. Doesn't sound like a Pokémon that you'd want around. Oh yeah, and their poison is strong enough to eat through the hulls of metal tankers...

Step 1: build shine (preferably in master sword area style) Step 2: get honedge Step 3: plant honedge in aforementioned shrine Step 4: wait until edgy kid who thinks he is some sort of protagonist shows up Step 5: honedge does it’s thing Step 6: one less edgelord. Mission accomplished. Repeat process from step 2

3 things: -Honedge won't succ your life energy, if you're "worthy" (yes, it is a thing) -Muk is poisonous, but that poisonousness can be maintained with proper diet. -Eevee can evolve IRL by Happiness and Loyalty, than it becomes Sylveon

2147: a ballistic igglybuff has rocketed itself into orbit and collided with the international space station.

Imagine if the Pokédex was canon in the Pokemon world. Muk's Stink can cause fainting on it's own

Muk (and probably Garbodor ) could be useful in one situation: cleaning landfills

I’m surprised Shedninja isn’t even an honourable mention considering it’s literally just a dead bug that floats and will absorb your soul out of you just cause you looked at its back

Eevee may be useless but it’s SO FREAKING ADORABLE. And dogs and cats don’t evolve into a stronger form, how would it be different then that

I WANT AN EEVEE IRL. Even if it doesn't evolve, I still love Eevee the way it is. Edit: WOW, I didn't expect to have 200 likes. Thanks I guess.

Gnoggin made a video about gardivoir's Dex entry, and I find his logic reasonable, long story short gardivoir would be able to control said black hole, if you can create it there isn't much of a stretch to say gardivoir could disperse it at will, and small could just be the size to collapse on itself nearly immediately just coasing damage to whoever harmed the trainer...

Actually, a black hole has to have the mass of the moon to sustain itself, and I dont know where Gardivoir is going to find that, so its most definetly not going to be making any black holes to protect its trainer any time soon.

I STILL WANT AN EEVEE ILL LOVE IT FOREVER

can't you just have a snuggly eevee to sleep with

*Hears the music when the video starts I SUDDENLY FEEL THE URGE TO PULL MY HAIR OUT

13:45 XD I died

wishiwashi can learn water gun....... unlimtied clean water

If Muk eats waist its super useful. It can eat all the dump and trash in the world honestly.

The sun and moon were created by jesus...?? 🤣🤣🤣 IKYFL!

“Yveltal is the most dangerous creature in the Pokémon universe” Cynthia’s Garchomp: hello

What about sylveon! Sylveon evolves from FRIENDSHIP

How to be a billionaire: Get a Wishiwashi Feed it candies which are rare It'll magically multiply at 19 candies. Take one from the multiple Repeat the process and you have thousands of fish Sell'em, they're tasty

Evolution stones and rocks don’t exist in the real world . Boulder, rocks, pebbles, and covered with moss: Am I a joke to you?

Imagine going with a tesla with geodude in the back so you have infinie defence and infinite electricity.

"Rocks don't exist in the real world" I think you need help mandals.

I would still like an eevee as a pet, even if it can't evolve. They are just so freaking cute.

12:59 not to get to into thermodynamics, but for a black hole to be stable, it would have to consume mass equal to the moon

Did ya know my favorite is magikarp seriously

Maybe the droppings of guzzlord are the mountains that he ate.

MUK=WASTE REMOVAL muk saves the planet

*Guzzlord would be the most dangerous Ultra Beast to have* Xurkitree: _Am I A jOkE tO yOU?!_

I've been on the same video loop for 10 hours YOU KEEP SENDING ME BACK AND FORTH

magikarp isnt on the list because its tasty🍣😋

Eevee can be a sylveon! They would be great pets! Eevee's cute and fluffy!

-_- IF POKEMON EXIST, POKEMON ITEMS AND OTHER SPECIES/MULTIPLE POKEMON EXIST. (not to be mean, i'm just mad.)

The primape's description (or however it's spelled) fitted perfectly for my little sister

14:03 who noticed that muk was dead?

Igglybuff could still be used for infinite clean energy, How about THAT!

“The real sun and moon were created by Jesus, and last time I checked Jesus doesn’t like evolution” Dang my man speaking facts 😂🔥

Me: wakes primeape up Primeape: gets mad Me: looks him in the eye straight after waking it up Primeape: Gets very mad Me: runs away because i am scared Primeape: *dies of rage

When the video ends at 13:54 , Muk died because it was holding honedge

just because eevee "couldn't evolve" if it were a real animal doesn't make it bad or useless. It would be a great, beloved pet. What other use than that does it need to be vindicated?

Honedge: CUT THE DAMN HILT JIMMY!

“You can’t evolve eevee in real life Laughs in sylveon

What if an yveltal grabbed the hilt of a honedge

What if eevee in real life functioned as sort of a puppy that never grew up. Then when the owner is ready for the next step, they take get a wild/abandoned eeveeloution as their step into adulthood. That way they still have the eevee, it has a friend, and they become a better owner/person.

I love that you taped Igglybuff down.

this is a amazing video bro

2:23 yea man like sylveon doens't exist by love

Muk seems like the pokemon that Shrek would love.

I freaking love your videos

3:00 YAVELTAL

4:03 Hey wait a minute, fish make great pets!!! They are precious finned friends. I’ll take a pet wishiwashi any day

Eevee evolves into sylveon with the power of friendship , that mudifuka

I’m am laughing so hard right now because when you said iggly puff the captions said ugly buff 😂😂😂😂

Either way eevee would be great to have in real life And seeing how you mention getting other pokemon that are evolved, if you wanted one of his evolutions you would just get one of his evolutions immediately

I’m just gonna go off of a limb and say if Pokémon were real, then their evolution stones, mega stones, and Z-Crystals would be real too, it wouldn’t make sense for them to suddenly not exist.

What about Sylveon? You can Evolve your Eevee by loving it with all your heart and for a while then it would evolve.

Owning a Magcargo = Summer Days all your life.