Top Gear- Bloopers

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lTheStigl

15 жыл бұрын

Random compilation of bloopers from the greatest show on television!

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@DystopianOverture 9 жыл бұрын

"Constable she said, please be gentle" LMAO!

@howdo8342 4 жыл бұрын

Dystopian Overture am I too young for this joke

@ryanford5387 4 жыл бұрын

If you don't get it then yes. You will understand one day

@howdo8342 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Ford >:(

@candle9191 3 жыл бұрын

@Jack Snow you're doing it wrong kid.

@jamielambert5267 3 жыл бұрын

@Jack Snow Clearly

@ThePhantom4516 8 жыл бұрын

"If you're near an internet" *technological genius*

@samtinkle9076 3 жыл бұрын

“send us a text message”

@EleanorPeterson 3 жыл бұрын

Yep, back in 1547 there was no such thing as Wi-Fi, because... reasons. Dial-up internet, 56K modems, dragons and wizards and stuff. And no f***ing smartphones. Eeeh, it were grand...

@knuffelknuffi 2 жыл бұрын

@@EleanorPeterson how did humanity survive?????

@maruftim 2 жыл бұрын

@@knuffelknuffi they don't

@knuffelknuffi 2 жыл бұрын

@@maruftim yes the individuals didnt survive but humanity did

@ShakotanCarlos 8 жыл бұрын

"aren't we f**king clever"

@itmcbhpbgf.6374 8 жыл бұрын

+Shakotan Carlos yes we are fucking clever...!!

@rndmzr153 4 жыл бұрын

7:42

@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting Hammond to say that

@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah always are 🤬 clever

@deadmanwalking971 2 жыл бұрын

7:46

@centurionzen1005 3 жыл бұрын

"james, there's a pause so it must be you!" *"I N C O R R E C T - IT'S YOU"*

@shriharihudli8596 9 ай бұрын

Perfect comedic timing by Hammond.

@scsutton1 6 ай бұрын

*James completely loses his mind*

@mauricehayden8835 4 ай бұрын

**james proceeds to fall down seat**

@TheClaudHamilton 2 ай бұрын

I love how James absolutely corpses at the last part.

@lenin4731 7 жыл бұрын

It's like settling down at a long and well stocked library of a country house with a good book and a labrador cuddled up at your feet and nothing to do until it's time to dress for dinner. -Richard Hammond.

@lenin4731 7 жыл бұрын

simonburkeisable Darn

@fadilsherrif4979 3 жыл бұрын

What's that blue car called?

@joempoem478 Жыл бұрын

Rover p5 v8 coupé

@hypnotised-clover 7 ай бұрын

How is anybody meant to say this without messing it up? "Yeah, Richard, can you just say every word of this novel without pausing or messing it up?"

@scsutton1 3 ай бұрын

*Clarkson folds like a deck chair*

@andrewrobotbuilder 9 жыл бұрын

Outtake no.3 at 9:15 absolutely killed me, trying not to wake anyone else in the house and crying insanely! James comes out with the most killer stuff sometimes!

@Fradias11 9 жыл бұрын

Andrew Micallef I don't really get that one, can you please explain? :P

@andrewrobotbuilder 9 жыл бұрын

Fradias11 the way that James May changes the sentence at the last minute and made it sound like a comedic rape made me giggle when everyone else in my house was asleep :P

@Fradias11 9 жыл бұрын

Andrew Micallef I see, I laughed my ass off too at the "be gentle" part, but I the part I didn't really get was the word "constable(?)" is it a name or actually a word? haha

@andrewrobotbuilder 9 жыл бұрын

Fradias11 Yes, constable is another older word for a policeman in the UK (hence making it sound wrong)

@DerekHartley 8 жыл бұрын

+Andrew “some guy with diabetes” Micallef How is it an older word? It's a rank which is still in use.

@DreamMemes10 6 жыл бұрын

“Alright constable” she said “but be gentle”😂😂😂😂

@conorfleming6580 6 жыл бұрын

I don't get that bit

@FerrariTeddy 3 жыл бұрын

@@conorfleming6580 I think you're old enough now to know that's a sex joke

@alansohn855 2 жыл бұрын

@@thankyou8333 You're welcome.

@Thepurplealex1 9 жыл бұрын

"Alright! Constable but be gentle" XD

@Twiggy163 9 жыл бұрын

Purple Alex Classic James will be classic :)

@adampatterson2682 6 жыл бұрын

the homo version would be fifty shades of gay wouldn't it?

@DanielSadjadian 6 жыл бұрын

haha so funny

@GoldenGamingWolf 8 жыл бұрын

'ALRIGHT'.....'constable she said but be gentle '

@andrew22334455 8 жыл бұрын

+II UltraWolf I *Cunstable

@GoldenGamingWolf 8 жыл бұрын

+andrew22334455 ok sorry for being dyslexic

@iainmcke 8 жыл бұрын

+II UltraWolf I No you're fine, it is actually constable, I think he was trying to make a joke...

@SkaterMisterAxe 8 жыл бұрын

James said 'Alright cuntstable' she said 'but be gentle.'

@CatBahptista 8 жыл бұрын

I replayed that, A LOT XD

@Etzi0503 9 жыл бұрын

I really like May's voice crack, and how Hammond goes along with it ;'D

@SilverScarletSpider 3 жыл бұрын

9:16 this is my favorite 😆 While Jeremy fantasizes about military machines; James is thinking about fantasy romance novels.

@BanderAlHarbi 8 ай бұрын

He can’t be in a “romance “ movie! Because the great James May will actually repair the washing machines 😂😂😂😂 (according to Mr Clarkson )

@madperson876 4 жыл бұрын

You can tell that Richard practiced and practiced his lines of Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy at home only to find Jeremy sitting there going "THE MIGHT USS NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC!" and "THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN ITS WAKE!" and James completely deadpan going "Constable, she said, but be gentle."

@Hockernant 8 ай бұрын

I don’t remember the book segment, which episode is that from

@AshleyMonck69 9 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. Top Gear

@mickdick1138 9 жыл бұрын

Ashley Monck top gear will be on sky 1

@britishcadet 9 жыл бұрын

The MineCartKid With Transformers No more NEW Top gear....

@mickdick1138 9 жыл бұрын

there will be just renamed to top speed

@britishcadet 9 жыл бұрын

The MineCartKid With Transformers So Clarkson, Hammond, May, All will be on said show?

@Morethanawesome19 9 жыл бұрын

It's been officially announced this week BBC is an arse.

@designhasea1774 8 жыл бұрын

4:42 5:12 5:25 6:30 7:14 8:51 10:20 are the proof that these trio are irreplaceable. They are our lovable idiots.

@ValentineC137 8 жыл бұрын

+Design Hasea you forgot 9:15

@TakerKaneanite619 5 жыл бұрын

0:00-10:33 is why.

@ridicucrunkulous1 12 жыл бұрын

"It's been officially anounced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an arse." Bloody hilarious James.

@andrerenault 3 жыл бұрын

4:42 never fails to get me. "i tHiNk iT's tHe nEwS"

@mertbalbal4624 9 жыл бұрын

1:15 was so epic, well played captain slow

@kotennoy 12 жыл бұрын

"Whose phones that?" " FUCK , its mine, its my phone"

@teodordima1815 3 жыл бұрын

That's why the Motorola Razr V3 was so popular. Jeremy Clarkson had one, and he didn't put it on silent when filming.

@scsutton1 3 ай бұрын

It was Ford ringing him up to tell him his car had been stolen.

@EnforcerX71 8 жыл бұрын

It always comes across to me that James is the funniest of the presenters.

@justforever96 3 жыл бұрын

in his way. I dont try to decide a favorite, since they are all amusing in their own way. But I sympathize with May the most as far as his interests in tech and intellectual things. And I see what you mean, May has the most classic, subtle, dry British wit. Although Clarkson has a powerful sense of humor and timing, just more outrageous and crude. Hammond is less funny, but hes very likeable, and makes a great foil for the other two.

@bymafia2606 2 жыл бұрын

supposedly Hammond is hilarious when the cameras are off

@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын

@@bymafia2606 Yep, Clarkson at one point called him a "naturally funny person"

@VladRadu-tq1pg 7 ай бұрын

hammond is hilarious , dunno wtf you re on about@@justforever96

@terminallygray 7 ай бұрын

@@bymafia2606 I always thought of Hammond as the "pretty boy" type. Like Davy Jones of The Monkees

@TheSkittles1001 8 жыл бұрын

The book bit at the end was just amazing...

@kjharish 4 жыл бұрын

Right. James, there's a pause, so it must be you! Incorrect, it's you! *James loses himself in laughter* cracks me up every single time

@justforever96 3 жыл бұрын

I dont even get it. Whats the context? Does he mean the dialog has suddenly stopped, which means someone must have missed a line, and he thinks its May because he often forgets his lines?

@animatechap5176 2 жыл бұрын

@@justforever96 well done

@darthbiker2311 2 жыл бұрын

12 years later, I still come back to this video just to hear Richard and James say "All right constable, but be gentle..." 😆😆😆

@matthewtedeschi5646 4 жыл бұрын

These are the kind of friendships we all want

@grimsville2501 3 жыл бұрын

I love how they can deal with bloopers in a non awkward way. It makes it even funnier

@bowlofarthritus 11 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine how much fun they have on this show. Never thought you could find a job that you enjoy 100%

@loggingfire1 9 жыл бұрын

The best parts are at 7:14 when Richard did his smile thing and lough, and the end when they were reading the book! Laughed so hard! 😂

@DanielJacksonMusic 2 жыл бұрын

7:13 I think the crash trauma is starting to kick in 😂

@red_scorpion_x Жыл бұрын

Actually, this episode was aired before Richards’s crash (according to the CL65 AMG in the studio), but his reaction is hilarious anyway!

@DanielJacksonMusic Жыл бұрын

@@red_scorpion_x aah right 😂

@drdis01 2 жыл бұрын

9:18 is the best part of this video for sure

@paddyh8023 7 жыл бұрын

Richard:Alright James: Said Lumquole? Richard: Can you just please just tell us the question Jeremy: THE MIGHTY U.S.S NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC!

@itmcbhpbgf.6374 8 жыл бұрын

10:18 is Richard Hammond's freak out moment xD

@Tahkaullus01 7 жыл бұрын

Hammond: Alright! May: Said Lumquol Hammond: Can you please just tell us the question?! Clarkson: The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wake!

@CSKweon 7 жыл бұрын

9:15 Hammond: Alright! May: Constable," she said, "but be gentle."

@ReSiHaBru 7 жыл бұрын

Tahkaullus01 ď

@brickhead48 8 жыл бұрын

4:42 is brilliant

@Sclumsy 2 жыл бұрын

5:27 I can’t help but wheeze when I see Richard make that face

@bushrazahair6095 9 жыл бұрын

Top gear is the the best television show I've ever seen.. I was shattered when top gear ended in season 22 and I like top gear ....so rest in peace top gear's co hosts Richard Hammond, James May,Jeremy Clarkson and all their team - note to be noted Top Gear is the best TV motoring programme ever created which has suspense, humour, adventure and other emotions..... All Top Gear fans would state the same it was an stunning show with 3 amusing yet serious hosts

@Jtmissile 6 жыл бұрын

Bushra Zahair Definitely. TGT is still great, but not as great as Top Gear

@justforever96 3 жыл бұрын

Its pretty much the only tv show Ive ever watched. Although it was bound to end, the presenters were getting old and wanted to enjoy their savings in peace. They would have probably ended TG within a few years anyway, like they did TGT. At least TGT gave them a chance to make some real money, not the relatie pittance they made from the BBC. They would have been comfortable enough before, even after Clarkson was fired, but they got moderately rich off what Amazon paid them. It was like $800,000 per episode for Clarkson, $500,000 for the other two. Which is a fair amount when you realize it comes to several million a season. That allowed them to retire in comfort, but out of appreciation for their fans they have agreed to do a yearly episode, so the fans will have something to look forwards to, but tey can enjoy retirement the rest of the year. They didnt have to do any more, it was strictly as a favor to the fans. Which I think is cool of them. I think the show will decline though - it already has - because they are past their prime now, and the best ideas are all took, and they arent willing to face the same dangers and hardships they once did. They are old men now. Its sad, but all things must end, and its wisest to know when to stop. I think they taken the wise course. Someone should tell ACDC and the Stones that old men playin rock and roll just looks silly.

@ZephyrKnight76 9 жыл бұрын

This literally isnt even 240p, its like 25p lol.

@DTronicsUK 8 жыл бұрын

Alex Mitchell i have been forced to watch videos in 144p lately and trust me this is better than 144p lol :P

@240pixel 8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Mitchell you damn right

@amiriskandarani3608 8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Mitchell Its like when they censor a guys privates on a porno!

@Landes1024rs 8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Mitchell 25p is what the uploader paid for their computer.

@WhatsHisFace12346 7 жыл бұрын

0.25?

@quackingplatypus 4 жыл бұрын

"What we've got here is a map of Europe" *Shows an indecipherable tan blob because the video is 2 pixels

@liamclayson3935 9 жыл бұрын

Anyone watching in 2015 ☺️

@jmp00 8 жыл бұрын

No I'm watching in 2016 actually

@carrma3831 8 жыл бұрын

+Jake Paker yup

@jimmyshow10 7 жыл бұрын

Liam Clayson 2017 now

@michellex98 7 жыл бұрын

Nope

@RichHobo 6 жыл бұрын

Liam Clayson me

@Bubbybub0077 12 жыл бұрын

"Alright Constable." she said, " but be gentle." hahahahaha, oh james, that was amazing,

@TeamNoLimits865 11 жыл бұрын

"THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER, UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN ITS WAY" Damn I need that book

@KevinKng273 12 жыл бұрын

There needs to be a Top Gear Bloopers DVD... It's just too epic.

@jdpragmatic8644 4 жыл бұрын

The cell phones going off is great🤣

@scsutton1 3 ай бұрын

Plot twist: It was Ford ringing him up to tell him that his car was stolen.

@CMDRiKnOwYoUrIpAdDrEsS 9 жыл бұрын

Was the greatest show on television

@ThePhantom4516 8 жыл бұрын

+GhostsKuriboh That's what he said

@Xiphactinus 3 жыл бұрын

... in the world

@forsetha 2 жыл бұрын

5:09 Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

@carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 жыл бұрын

1:08 its like he falls down, he moves out of frame so quickly!

@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын

Yeah lol, it's like a trapdoor just opened under his feet

@Antoninirivera 8 жыл бұрын

The most politically incorrect people and I love them all for it

@nightwolf48nm 8 жыл бұрын

freedom of speach at its finest

@shooterrick1 8 жыл бұрын

Funny how politcal incorrectness is only good when it's objectifying women. When it's men being objectified all the MRM retards get triggered and shout sexism.

@SantosOverlord 8 жыл бұрын

idk what kind of drugs your on but if i give you 10 bucks can you get me some of those?

@MrD3000 4 жыл бұрын

A dying breed.

@kungfuman82 4 жыл бұрын

@@shooterrick1 you still living in your fantasy world or have you grown up?

@archangel9191 9 жыл бұрын

07:51: "I got another thought that just popped into my head about how much like the Cat in Shrek 2 you look like!" Still could be worse or something right?

@floridmonkey2723 8 жыл бұрын

The great orbs.

@SuperSharpboy 6 жыл бұрын

I frickin' love how fun and entertaining Hammond is 😄

@psychoclown2102 6 жыл бұрын

0:36 that noise he made was priceless

@TheManwithafan 9 жыл бұрын

"Alright!" "Cunstable, she said, but be gentle" ahaha

@KingEddo8 4 жыл бұрын

*constable

@B5Sybok 4 жыл бұрын

Cumstable

@shroomzed2947 4 жыл бұрын

7:00 James’ sense of direction at its finest

@michaelkowal3230 3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy: "Right, James, there's a pause so it must be you" Richard: "Incorrect, it's you"

@kristjano123 7 жыл бұрын

Hammond at 7:12 was just histerical xD Cant stop laughing at his reaction

@melvinnakavenzi9809 9 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson Sacked, The others followed him. #RIPTopGear No brakes on The Feel Train 'bruh

@jamessmithers5206 9 жыл бұрын

Apparently the BBC are trying to continue the show in 2016 with new cast. Doubt thats going to go well...

@britishcadet 9 жыл бұрын

James Smithers pffff BBC fucked up right when Clarkson got sacked

@robertmihalicelosevic3282 9 жыл бұрын

James Smithers no one would watch top gear without the trio...

@jamessmithers5206 9 жыл бұрын

darklord sauron Only those who like top gear usa and australia :P

@lykan2 9 жыл бұрын

James Smithers Well I would still watch it (and no i absolutely dislike USA and Australia Top Gear) BUT it would never be the same, and if its true Clarkson planning another show I'm pretty sure May and Hammond would follow.

@GeorgeMichaelsGirl 4 жыл бұрын

James may: *Voice crack* Richard Hammond:NoW iTs ThE nEwS

@LRZN96 13 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson: ''It's now time to do THE COOL WALL!!'' *BIG SILENCE* One word... Epic

@Sbarrett1 7 жыл бұрын

6:56 Captain sense of direction at his finest! lol

@MadnessIncVP 3 жыл бұрын

3:00 - 3:29 “Get this man’s phone a locker!” 4:42 / 4:43 😂 8:44 Hitchhiker’s Guide starts here.

@Marconel100 8 жыл бұрын

"if you live near an internet pop in" hahahahahaha

@justforever96 3 жыл бұрын

That was sort of true back in the day (but not so much by this era, at least in developed nations). I remember when we had no internet in our town, but those who lived 11 miles away had basic dialup, AOL. And our town was not one of the last to get it, it was one of the earlier small towns. I remember what a big deal it was, and I remember when our school got our very first laptops, big clunky grey Apples. The early episodes of this werent far off from that era.

@samakshuppal 8 жыл бұрын

Jeremy was hilarious in all the episodes! He'll be missed dearly! R. I. P. Top gear!

@ausomeaspie 7 ай бұрын

He's not dead lol! They are on amazon prime now.

@Destroysall 10 жыл бұрын

I love these guys; this show is so awesome!

@PonczekOfficial 9 жыл бұрын

Theese times won't come back :-(

@OrangeSunshine15 3 жыл бұрын

Ending was simply way too good. 😂

@annanSJ98 8 жыл бұрын

I love the final part when they read the book absolutely hilarious

@Kal_El1994 8 ай бұрын

9:03 Jeremy's pronunciation during Take 2 is just amazing hahh

@SensationalBanana 9 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA, the dunce laugh that Richard did...SO cute!!

@jonathanmueller2398 3 жыл бұрын

ALRIGHT, constable she said but be gentle. i couldnt stop laughing lol

@cstambenny 9 жыл бұрын

standing next to her is Vicky……lol

@fishwater 8 жыл бұрын

"It's been officially announced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an arse!"

@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын

_[Clarkson losing his shit in the background]_

@alucardfu2 2 жыл бұрын

8:49 oh this about killed me ;)

@rucker69 10 жыл бұрын

At 6:00 Jeremy had me rolling on the floor

@Ward1706 9 жыл бұрын

They left the Shrek 2 gag in...

@tvdg93 7 жыл бұрын

James was even lost in the studio

@marilyngregory103 2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love these men. I wish you all the best. I hope there is more. Thank you 😊

@leslievandam8905 10 жыл бұрын

best show in the world

@jwirl 9 жыл бұрын

Q: "How's phone is that?" A: "It's my phone (bleep)!" LMFAO

@jwirl 9 жыл бұрын

John Walsh Sorry I meant to say Who's phone was that? My bad.

@MontyCantsin5 8 жыл бұрын

+JWIRL1996: No, you meant 'whose'.

@marilyngregory103 2 жыл бұрын

This show is fantastic.

@niiiiiiisse 9 жыл бұрын

240p, we meet again

@240pixel 9 жыл бұрын

hello ^^

@shomosnicholas5 9 жыл бұрын

"240p, we meet again" comment, we meet again. Too often for my liking, actually.

@JendaHrbac 9 жыл бұрын

***** ""240p, we meet again" comment, we meet again. Too often for my liking, actually. - we meet AGAIN" Hey, it's a pleasure to meet you. How are you?

@joeg5414 3 жыл бұрын

You must be really old now! 5 years ago you posted this. I can't wait to reply to 20 year old comments.

@BernonCars 9 жыл бұрын

I think they should keep the show without any cuts or bloopers lol

@donkix-oat-meal295 8 жыл бұрын

+The Original Lundun Geeza oh my God the reliant robin Jesus probably one of the best Top Gear moments.

@redluca56 8 жыл бұрын

Then it won't be an hour long haha

@caprise-music6722 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah sure, with time and the desire of perfection out of the equation, it would be fun to see the show for fun la verdad!

@dylangray7417 5 жыл бұрын

Its called live

@renz1013 2 жыл бұрын

It was the 2000s mate everyone has different standards back at those days that I was too young to even remember seeing I was just a toddler at the time

@apfeofanov 8 жыл бұрын

I MISS THEM!

@AAB3958 10 жыл бұрын

4:40 and now ... ROFL

@EnchantGaming2003 4 жыл бұрын

"I tHink ItS tHe nEwS!"

@faisalbiniqbal1885 7 жыл бұрын

"Aren't we fucking clever" xD

@amirkavianpour7623 7 жыл бұрын

I was having trouble choosing which pixel to watch

@Gojira_uz 7 жыл бұрын

Amir Kavianpour 720p looks like fucking 240p xD

@Annabelle66633 7 ай бұрын

"Oh f**k sorry, it’s late and I’m drunk" 😂🤣

@SamBateson 11 жыл бұрын

'Alright!' ''constable,' she said, 'but be gentle'' the most hilarious thing ive heard

@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын

5:51 This is probably my favorite set of bloopers, also that first thing sorta sounds like something someone would make Jeremy say in a KZfaq poop

@MisterModder123 11 жыл бұрын

"It's time for the COOL WALL!!" I practically choked when I saw that part, hahaha :D

@fatboyshadetree5139 7 жыл бұрын

his phone going off was hysterical.

@rustamrana2102 7 жыл бұрын

Angelo Jensen it didn't even happened ones 😂😂

@darphbobo4971 9 жыл бұрын

"It's been officially announced that Jeremy Clarkson is and arse" lololol

@ZimConstantine 3 жыл бұрын

Im happy that I grew up watching this trio.

@KayosKee 10 жыл бұрын

8:45 xD Jeremy's version is so much better

@steffywoo1 9 жыл бұрын

the cat from shrek 2 always loved that one hehe

@jacobrumens9601 2 жыл бұрын

4:15 is the reason why I love James May 😂

@MystOfOblivion 12 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I haven't seen some of these bloopers before. It doesn't matter how often you've looked through youtube, you always find some bits you havent't seen. I love it :)