"You sound like a broken gate creaking in the wind and you're rotting in front of me"
@jeremyparmenter3 ай бұрын
The only way I could be a better player than you are right there right here
@BigRick3245 ай бұрын
Top Gear with the trio will always comfort me after a hard day at work
@johnking51745 ай бұрын
Watching this, you can see how much editing the news section made it better, as these unedited bits really slowed the pace.
@KSE8285 ай бұрын
I hope this is sarcasm
@nicolaslabra22255 ай бұрын
@@KSE828 nah its just some one realizing the importance of editing, this outtakes are superb but they dont really have a place in the faster paced and more controlled editing of the show, they are outtakes for a reason, these actually feel a bit like a podcast, i would love a podcast with these 3
@johnking51745 ай бұрын
@@nicolaslabra2225 Well since The Grand Tour is ending next year, this could happen. Probably not all three in one podcast studio, probably Jeremy in Oxfordshire, James in London and Richard in Herefordshire all linked to chat. Nice idea.
@MaikelDulos4 ай бұрын
@@johnking5174don't remind me getting depressed just thinking about it...
@bbbbbbb514 ай бұрын
But these aren't real outtakes. These are all parts of aired episodes lol.
@jamesmacdonald11165 ай бұрын
Nissan: this is the future of motoring, a small practical car Nissan in 2023: THE ROADS SHALL BE FILLED WITH JUKES AND QUASHQIS
@MadMan-79784 ай бұрын
That first part, sadly, is quite often a law. I’m from Germany, in Germany you can lose your license for “participating in traffic” while being over the drink drive limit. You are also participating in traffic while walking, on a scooter a bicycle etc.
@matthewcoradeschi66254 ай бұрын
Lost my license last year bc of a scooter💀😂
@mukeshcuster4 ай бұрын
@@matthewcoradeschi6625 in fairness you shouldn't have bashed it over the poor kid's head
@Vladpryde3 ай бұрын
Why do you guys put up with this shit?
@ThePandoraGuy3 ай бұрын
@@Vladpryde Because the alcohol, specially the beer industry is very strong here in Germany. Lots of lobbying, very bad.
@KingOhmni2 ай бұрын
Well I suppose I still have one freedom in Britain because lord knows I’ve ridden home drunk as a skunk without being pulled over even though the popo saw me riding like a drunken lord.
@aussiepie48655 ай бұрын
That blonde looked really pissed off.
@jesush.tap-dancingchrist73284 ай бұрын
Forget spit in my mouth, I'd let her shit on my chest if she wanted to
@Vladpryde3 ай бұрын
I mean, he did make a crack about her breasts on national television lmao.
@Andrew_4604 ай бұрын
In the first clip where Jeremy jokes about getting a drunk driving ticket while walking actually happens in Canada. If you are drunk and walking home but have your car keys in your pocket the police can charge you with drunk driving and they do. I know lots of people who its happened to. The police say that if you have your car keys on you thats intent to drive while under the influence of alcohol. Even if youre nowhere near your car.
@Stickmanzed4 ай бұрын
There is no way this holds up in court. Submit written complaints about those police, this is not even remotely close to holding legal water.
@Andrew_4604 ай бұрын
@@Stickmanzed LOL good luck fighting a dui in court. Not gonna happen. Especially when you are arguring your intent while drunk. Youd need a really expensive lawyer to have a chance. Not worth it.
@bbbbbbb514 ай бұрын
@@Andrew_460nah. It's a very easy case to make. Having your keys on you is not intent to drive by a mile. Even a half assed lawyer would have this overturned in a couple sessions. I can already think of multiple different logical points I'd make and a few personal with the judge.
@Andrew_4604 ай бұрын
@@bbbbbbb51 what would your points be?
@cathyl.94534 ай бұрын
Your house keys are on the same key chain so you can get into your house!
@mohitpanwar4525 ай бұрын
Best 😂😂start of any video😂
@gullible1194 ай бұрын
The start is amazing 😭
@jspaceemperor4204 ай бұрын
"I could just rinse off the bit of makeup that's covering ya huge *spot* Hammond"
@salty_scvmbxg26 күн бұрын
5:00 they couldn’t call it that because Aston’s are built in Warwickshire
@eboy1464 ай бұрын
Funny how this isn't outtakes as usual
@TMoney247884 ай бұрын
9:22 This bit KILLS me
@ravenouself41814 ай бұрын
Excrescences: "a distinct outgrowth on a body or plant, resulting from disease or abnormality." or "an unattractive or superfluous object or feature."
@QUARTERMASTEREMI63 ай бұрын
Well, I Googled it anways… but thank you! 😅
@cathyl.94534 ай бұрын
Keep your car keys on a separate key chain from your other keys!
@12pagani3 ай бұрын
No, because with them together they are both harder to lose and by habit you’d basically never forget your car or house keys, therefore you always have the other as well. But the legalities regarding the scooter and the “intent to drive” is absurd. It’s like a friend saying that he’ll kill you for stealing their snack and then being arrested for intent to kill. Just bumpkis
@kjamison59514 ай бұрын
Novel batteries - electricity generated by burning Barbara Cartland, Dam Brown and Mills & Boon books..
@georgeh50754 ай бұрын
"could you do it" girl definitely wanted it
@thegirthquake85744 ай бұрын
She seemed frankly furious lmao
@Kiinell4 ай бұрын
Literally not outtakes.
@Tuukkis2 ай бұрын
Literally outtakes bruh
@CrazyPanda6883 ай бұрын
None of this is outtakes lmao 😂
@Tuukkis2 ай бұрын
Except everything bruh
@CrazyPanda68819 күн бұрын
@@Tuukkis everything in here was in the TV aired episodes 😂😂 Now don’t you look stupid
@andycollins72153 ай бұрын
Jeremy take a long hard look at America.
@Vladpryde3 ай бұрын
The only thing I've learned from this video is.....don't live in the UK.
@EleanorPeterson3 ай бұрын
Curiously enough, nobody lives here. Not really LIVES, I mean. It's an existence, of sorts. Some of us find it satisfactorily agreeable.😁
@Vladpryde3 ай бұрын
@@EleanorPeterson I just.....I couldn't do it. The taxes, the regulations on pretty much everything....just not for me.
@MikeSmith-mp7lf2 ай бұрын
Im fairly certain that the lady Jeremy asks to button up her shirt at 6:00 is his wife. If she's not then she shares a remarkable resemblance to his wife. She is a very beautiful woman either way. Good on you Clarkson. You give all of us apes hope we can marry way way out of our league!
@JuanLegendre-ey9ty4 ай бұрын
Top gear used to be the greatest show until the BBC made a mess. That explain the ratings.