Top Gear Making fun of Americans Compilation

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@glohin8770 9 ай бұрын

man was on a mission by compiling 54 minutes worth of clips

@RatelHBadger 7 ай бұрын

54 minutes and no word of a lie was spoken

@UberLummox 6 ай бұрын

@@RatelHBadger US of A here. Yap. Pretty much. But don't knock murder until you've tried it. And the guy doing most of the talking (yelling) is fat and loud. He'd fit right in!

@RatelHBadger 6 ай бұрын

@@UberLummox you must be a long-haul trucker

@UberLummox 6 ай бұрын

@@RatelHBadger Just kidding about the murder part, if that's what you mean. 🙂

@PokkoJaj 6 ай бұрын

@@UberLummoxtrue! Loud, fat, bombastic and violent! Real American Material right there. (To clarify i mean this in jest, no offence intended)

@cryalot378 7 ай бұрын

"You're american? You can't be, you're not fat enough." what a smooth talker Clarkson is

@fatso8437 7 ай бұрын

she's actually Canadian - said she was American because she was told to by the producers.

@kevinbuja8105 7 ай бұрын

Always makes me laugh.

@alexeikotov7769 6 ай бұрын

Canada is in North America so yes, she is american🤷‍♂ @@fatso8437

@paulcarmi8130 6 ай бұрын

@fatso8437 and yet it doesn't matter because canadian obesity is getting bad too!

@LinkAlmeida 6 ай бұрын

@@fatso8437 Truth be told, Canadians are also Americans

@wingsofzero5732 5 ай бұрын

“We need some sophistication - we’ll call the Australians!” A double-whammy joke that always cracks me up

@raulrosas5068 8 ай бұрын

"gas, they call a liquid gas"

@shoeonhead 8 ай бұрын

Right? Lol that was funny, GASoline.

@JETZcorp 8 ай бұрын

The funny part is, the word petrol came after the word gasoline. The first ones to say gasoline were... the British!

@bill45colt 8 ай бұрын

annnnnd look at the prices they pay for gasoline,,,,,,gasoline is the same price world wide,,,,,,its the taxes and transportation that make it different in different countries,,,look it up@@shoeonhead

@saagabragi6938 5 ай бұрын

@@JETZcorp But they didn't call it gas

@JETZcorp 5 ай бұрын

@saagabragi6938 It was an obscure waste product at the time, so most people hadn't heard of it. But the fact is, gasoline was the first word used for it, and it was named that because it vaporized so readily into its gaseous state. Liquid gasoline isn't even flammable - its gaseous form is the important feature. Yes it's a liquid when it's stored, but so is compressed natural gas, propane gas, acetylene gas, freon gas, nitrogen, oxygen, nitrous, etc.

@kevinbuja8105 7 ай бұрын

As an American, who has lived in Florida, I always loved when they would rip on us. Plus, the almost constant badgering of Hammond for being an American, secretly, was also funny.

@NightRunner_K5 8 ай бұрын

As an american, i can approve the entire message 🤣 had me pissing my pants the whole time.

@ghomerhust 8 ай бұрын

seconded! their roasts really do nail us right on the head!

@MorningNapalm 6 ай бұрын

LOL, I am laughing the whole time, but I also feel a little bad, because only about 3/4 of it is true.

@winstonsmithsoul 6 ай бұрын

Us limeys haven’t got over getting dumped all those centuries ago. Jeremy gives the best impression of a dumped boyfriend, all in jest I’m sure :)

@UberLummox 6 ай бұрын

@@MorningNapalm More like at least 90% right at least.

@IHWKR 6 ай бұрын

As an American, I don't approve your statement.

@adamwalkercodes 5 ай бұрын

As a fat American who drives a jacked up Dodge ram 1500 I approve this video.

@kasperrieberg3495 5 ай бұрын

You should know then 😉

@jmg4566 16 күн бұрын

as a non obese American, Fiat bought your brand. That fact is better than your best ford joke, and that is all that matters.

@etac774 6 ай бұрын

The fact that this is the longest Top Gear compilation I’ve seen speaks volumes about Top Gear

@lukedanielgalon1596 6 ай бұрын

Speed Camera’s

@kourloulinos 5 ай бұрын

The fact that it's spelled compilation , and I'm not even British.

@jay8564 4 ай бұрын

@@kourloulinos American proving clarksons point

@mikew.3047 4 ай бұрын

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@lightborn9071 9 ай бұрын

Back when America had the guts to take some punches.

@ghomerhust 8 ай бұрын

yeah, once that fatass took over, everyone started complaining when the entire world found out just how stupid we were. not that it's better currently....

@Valigarmanda 8 ай бұрын

well, not in Alabama they didn't LMAO

@z1bryan 8 ай бұрын

Yeah, as an American most of us have gone way too soft. I love all these jokes

@derrickstorm6976 7 ай бұрын

@@z1bryanand its the old people who watch Top Gear lol

@Yomotomen 7 ай бұрын

You clearly haven’t seen this comment section.

@CharlieFoxtrot06 8 ай бұрын

As an American, they aren't wrong.

@shock6906 6 ай бұрын

"It's got a flat belly. It's the only thing in America that has..." I laughed out loud at that one.

@numa2k147 6 ай бұрын

I enjoy the fact it's cheeky banter and not toxic insults. Top class from them

@oweinwong9849 8 ай бұрын

'you will now attempt in 8 days what the Americans couldn't in 10 years. Drive from south Vietnam to north'

@HJW018 7 ай бұрын

5:20 "God, Florida's awful." The most accurate thing ever said about Florida.

@1995_jack 3 ай бұрын

Honestly most of the deep south fits into this. North Carolina is the first state that isn’t absolutely awful

@PaintHerWhite Ай бұрын

Yet everybody is going there.

@HJW018 Ай бұрын

@@PaintHerWhite Not really, Between '21-'22 739k moved there while 490k left that's a net of 249k, that's not a substantial nor is it remotely considered "everybody."

@SpaceMissile 29 күн бұрын

@@HJW018 nerd alert.

@lucas82 6 ай бұрын

Best part is when Clarkson tries to convince the police officer that they were shooting a documentary and definitely not a fool around show.

@PragueFalcor 8 ай бұрын

The make Fun How Americans says Jaguar But when Clarkson say Škoda it gets me everytime🤣New Skoouda 🤣🤣

@boxingfan1l950 6 ай бұрын

The funny thing is that neither pronounce the word properly yet they make fun of each other. The “J” should sound more like “H” (hagooar) and the word comes from a South American tribe..

@cronoz-sensei4259 5 ай бұрын

As a Czech I gotta say that 99 percent ppl dont know how to pronounce it. Which I find very fucking weird because its literally just pronounced "Shko-DA"

@maxslender4668 8 ай бұрын

90% of these clips are Clarkson. Which I like. Hammond would never say anything bad about America and James doesn't know where America is because he doesn't even know where his house is. To be fair, I love all of these jokes and although I'm not American, I have an affinity for american culture, I will always remember how blown away I was by the size of the caesar salad I bought when I first got there at my hotel. I will always be amazed at how in America I always felt obligated to order an extra burger everywhere I went. And I will always be amazed at how I put on 8 kilos in just 4 weeks by being there and still walking all day. The food is nuts, it's so cheap and there's this weird urge to eat more, so you do. And you get fat.

@GloomGaiGar 6 ай бұрын

James doesn't even know where HE is.

@dickhitswater4836 6 ай бұрын

Weird way to say you have no self control. Just because food is there doesn’t mean you have to eat it.

@k3corvette35 6 ай бұрын

Well at least American food is edible unlike British food. Blood pudding , spot of dick, jellied eels, Haggis, Piccalilli, bkack pudding, mince pie, and the absolutely disgusting Marmite !! Its no wonder they all think Americans are fat ! Its cause we actually have edible food here ! Not something thats as gross as Tripe made from a stomach lining from random animals and has to be cooked all day long just to be able to chew it enough !🤢

@thomasward4505 6 ай бұрын

Don't most people eat more when they're on vacation?

@andrewcheng1998 6 ай бұрын

Walk a lot and jet lag can make body try to compensate.

@jimjimmyjam8242 8 ай бұрын

As an american I can confirm all this is true

@ian1231100 6 ай бұрын

Even the incest part?

@OzzieMozzie777 5 ай бұрын

@@ian1231100that evil King George tried to separate us from our sisters 😡

@Spectru91 5 ай бұрын

yeo@@ian1231100

@staalman1226 Ай бұрын

No it's not, and our country has been dishonored by Jeremy Clarkson! Most crosswalks here don't use words! I mean other than that it's all true, but the crosswalk signs!

@larrypelrine1799 8 ай бұрын

I will give Clarkson that our fuel in America is "limp-wristed fairy fuel" compared to what the Europeans use.

@JETZcorp 8 ай бұрын

Worth noting that US fuel octane is rated by a different system to Europe. The AKI number will always be lower than RON, even if the fuel was identical. Theirs is still better, but not by that much.

@ic1815 7 ай бұрын

1:25 “it’s nice to have the colonies here” bye💀

@endreslukk5956 8 ай бұрын

The lenght of this video is hilarious itself😂

@yammt3148 8 ай бұрын

Hearing how awkward Jezza's Yank accent is only makes me realize how weird I must sound impersonating a Brit... Damn, you Longshanks. The War of 1812 wasn't enough?

@DommageCollateral 7 ай бұрын

i really like this guy because hes actually funny. most of the idiots on tv actually just pretend to funny

@denisegore1884 3 ай бұрын

You need to get a hold of his books. You'll, die.

@Intelegencia2000 8 ай бұрын

"cuz hey it's sporty! that's sporty! got no suspension it's sporty!"

@ml9867 5 ай бұрын

I'm a fat American who only speaks one language, doesn't have a passport, drives a sedan, & played soccer as a kid, yet love this video.

@alwantamalus3709 8 ай бұрын

I guess Clarkson is banned in America for his entire life.

@Gunni1972 7 ай бұрын

I think, they had their revenge on him, when he bought the Ford GT.

@kasperrieberg3495 5 ай бұрын

He doesn’t mind

@alexgerrits349 8 ай бұрын

33:05... ACTUALLY, ""undertaking" (passing on the right) is NOT legal in the U.S. NOR is staying in the #1 lane (left for us) while traffic moves faster than you. Those two laws ARE still on the books, but it has become impossible to enforce because you cannot ticket 99.9% of the motoring public who doesn't know this.

@JETZcorp 8 ай бұрын

Absolutely nobody in this country even knows that "undertaking" is a thing. There's just passing, and they figure who cares which lane it happens in.

@HappyBeezerStudios 6 ай бұрын

Hey, the same rules apply on the Autobahn. With the only difference that you go 120 while overtaking a truck that goes 90, only to be passed by someone going 160 on the other side

@alexgerrits349 6 ай бұрын

@@JETZcorp Yes, that is the accepted standard for U.S. drivers and law enforcement, but the penal code still says that the #1 lane is for passing only. English drivers still recognize that law, but foreigners there are ignoring it and the Brits are angry about it. Personally I have been angry about it since I started driving in 1982.

@alexgerrits349 6 ай бұрын

@@bb-sky It's a joke from Jeremy Clarkson who said on Top Gear "You cannot be an undertaker" which was in response to the British Director of Transportation who said that undertaking is illegal

@alexgerrits349 6 ай бұрын

@@HappyBeezerStudios Yes. in Europe, the law is still enforced. In the U.S., that law is s still in place, but it has been overlooked for nearly a century now.

@deltas4764 8 ай бұрын

Just the fact this video is nearly 1/24 of a day.

@bjw4859 6 ай бұрын

After all these years I'm still coming across Top Gear clips I haven't seen before, that was worth every minute.

@subjectunknown5098 27 күн бұрын

5:10 😂😂😂 Vietnam, "you dont know man you weren't there"😂😂😂

@cl61youtube 8 ай бұрын

32:39 This could not have aged worse. Turns out the Americans owning F1 is one of the worst thing that can happen to the sport because they keep putting stupid and boring races into the calendar along with the cringiest opening ceremony in the human history.

@abalakrishnan4152 8 ай бұрын

Not only that, NASCAR is growing faster than ever and actually has some of the most interesting and diverse racing in the motorsport world. It's got short ovals, long ovals, rovals, road courses, dirt tracks, and now street courses! I went to the Chicago Street Race a few months ago and it was an unforgettable first motorsport event.

@GloomGaiGar 6 ай бұрын

Boring races have been around before Americans got their hands on it. European owners have introduced far worse races. The worst opening ceremony in human history was the 2023 Asian games in China.

@Blackadder75 6 ай бұрын

I just never watch the opening ceremony. the race starts at exact hour X:XX (unless rain delays) so it's easy for me to tune in 1 minute before 'light's out and away we go!' Also the past year or two gave better races than the decade before when Mercedes would usually win with 30+ seconds lead. (VERstappen dominance is getting boring, but at least the other teams are a bit closer now )

@user-mc6wb4ls1p 7 ай бұрын

They really used German engineering and American money to get to the moon. My man was on point

@pucknhusker9426 6 ай бұрын

Ummm yep we know

@theoteddy9665 5 ай бұрын

forget about russian though, their rocket formula by konstantin tsiolkovsky and inventions..

@alexgerrits349 8 ай бұрын

0:20... If you didn't drive on the wrong side of the road, you could turn right on red also.

@Shakes-Off-Fear 7 ай бұрын

You’d turn left on a red light for driving on the left

@alexgerrits349 Ай бұрын

@@Shakes-Off-Fear You would think, but apparently, they don't grasp that.

@joshdelany5189 6 ай бұрын

“Soccer, is what your police do to their wives!”

@hmdwgf 6 ай бұрын

16:08 “I got me a Mitsubooshi up my butt creek” LOLOLOL

@EversTrainz 5 ай бұрын

God, the cutoff at 8:40 is freaking glorious

@thegodofhellfire 6 ай бұрын

As an American in surprised this is only 54 minutes long...

@samrester6254 8 ай бұрын

1:34 Makes his jokes about others being fate even funnier.

@ellis3547 8 ай бұрын

Can’t believe there’s an hour worth of this.

@paulhammons7077 5 ай бұрын

As an American. Thank you for the jokes. If ya can't laugh 😆.. well ya can't live

@sakshamchaudhary8594 6 ай бұрын

“You don’t know man, you weren’t there”.😂

@68orangecrate26 4 ай бұрын

I love hearing these guys making fun of us… “The Stig’s American cousin” 🤣… Good stuff!

@jacobmanning7262 6 ай бұрын

As an American, this shit is hilarious. For the record, if I was looking to buy a premium sports car I wouldn't buy American because all of what they said are pretty true. However, at 32:38 this is exactly how we'd run F1 and y'all can't tell me it wouldn't be an improvement. Don't believe me? Look up Myatt Snyder and Austin Hill. No suspensions for that lol

@shock6906 6 ай бұрын

"You can have it in red, white, black, yellow, or blue, and that's it!" I can tell he was talking about the C5 Corvette here.

@wanganeu 6 ай бұрын

Ford GT 2004

@ddutsie 7 ай бұрын

It's karma seeing the present day Clarkson grow to the size of a zeppelin.

@Ghost-og1oc 6 ай бұрын

It's not Karma, it's called aging, American's getting fat at the age of five.

@raphaeldagamer 6 күн бұрын

Yes, our roads are bad, but the worst part is they're everywhere, and nobody ever attends to them. A stretch of Route 3 is being repaved, but it didn't need it. What does need repaving is a side road that extends from Route 3 because as I commuted back from my job at a McDonald's, the ride was all bumpy. Just. Bumps. It was near enough like that scene in Cars when Mater excitedly proclaimed himself to be the first one on the new road.

@TheSavvy70 4 ай бұрын

I just check on this every month to see how many of my fellow Americans have no humor.

@topgamer-12621 7 ай бұрын

As a Mexican, I tend to agree with jeremy this video is funny as fuck

@pucknhusker9426 6 ай бұрын

As a New Zealander i would hate to live in Mexico. Way to close to America. Feel for you my bro ✌

@Corkassnigga82378freddy 6 ай бұрын

@@pucknhusker9426also mexican, thank you brother

@pucknhusker9426 6 ай бұрын

All good bro, i really do feel for you guys and all thinking people around the world feel the same im sure. @@Corkassnigga82378freddy

@rampagingelephant7353 2 ай бұрын

As an American I love it when they make fun of us! 🤣

@DanielFrost79 5 ай бұрын

"A Starion is just an Asian owned Stallion" - Granddad, 2018. RIP!

@herceg6772 5 ай бұрын

I want these guys back! The best TV show ever

@KeithHinch 6 ай бұрын

The Ford GT40 was actually designed by Bruce McLaren - a New Zealander. Not by a British person.

@anvilsvs 5 ай бұрын

Try again. That was the Lola GT by Eric Broadley.

@sc7909 6 ай бұрын

It's funny because, apart from the accent, Jeremy seems like an American 😄

@torres3800 5 ай бұрын

"Trunk is that thing in front of an elephants" "they call something that's liquid, gas"

@MrBattlecharge 7 ай бұрын

The car was first made in Germany. Germany drives on the right hand side of the road. Sorry England, you guys are different.

@SpaghettiRealm 5 ай бұрын

I agree with Clarkson on everything except that

@dplouro 6 ай бұрын

My first trip to America and I had to drive my first american car. Back home in Portugal I had a Fiat Uno 60 i.e. The american car had a 5 liter engine, the biggest radio that I saw in a car, enormous buttons and no place whatsoever for 2 adults in the back seat although the car was 1,5 meter longer and 0,4 wider than my Fiat. The performance was a joke, like a Renault 4. The worst car that I ever drove. Sorry but I forget the model name, was a long time ago.

@thomasward4505 6 ай бұрын

Lumping All-American cars into one group is like lumping all-americans into one group. There are many American cars that corner well they're called sports cars, but your average everyday shitbox car is just for transportation

@ml9867 5 ай бұрын

44:41 The Cadillac XLR has tail lights that cannot be repaired & there are no replacements available.

@user-ig1ec1pu4d 11 күн бұрын

Turning right at a red light is the dumbest thing. Also in the US, the left turn lights almost 'blink' green for 3 seconds and if it is longer, it turns green for both directions, only for turning, instead of forward and left. It is almost like designed to cause accidents. Very annoying.

@XxEpicxSeinagixX 2 ай бұрын

mr big mac and silicon valley lol great compilation

@jspaceemperor420 4 ай бұрын

"They call a liquid, Gas" American's summed up in one line

@RicoBanani Ай бұрын

the fact that there's an hour of only this.. 😂

@connorlyons2376 7 ай бұрын

When the axis powers quite literally destroyed your supply lines, and you exist thanks to the u.s.

@pucknhusker9426 6 ай бұрын

lol if you cant laugh at yourself you will be laughed at hence the rest of the world is on its knees in a puddle of tears and very saw stomach muscles. Edit/ Stomach muscles are formed when you use your legs to leave the couch/sofa or what you guys probably call a WWF viewing platform.

@PeaceAndQuiet._. 6 ай бұрын

Ww2 would of been won without us it would just took longer

@anvilsvs 5 ай бұрын

Yes, it would have been won without us. But not by the Brits.

@LowkeyBanger 5 ай бұрын

“Hummer guaranteed not to repel your sister” 😂😂😂

@flyinghedgehog3833 8 ай бұрын

Then he did Netflix lol

@MoreFromKore 19 күн бұрын

As an American, these are hilarious and I love these guys 😂🤣🤣

@FinnRenard 5 ай бұрын

Not the biggest fan of Clarkson generally, but I can certainly get behind him on his views of the US

@alistairmills7608 21 күн бұрын

But Richard Hammond, do you not realise you are an Alien ?

@99KRIS99 8 ай бұрын

the Colonies 😅

@NeedForSpeed.2004 5 ай бұрын

I agree with the whole interior thing. For a certain time period, American cars had some of the worst interiors

@mikoajsiedlaczek3675 3 ай бұрын

Still dont excel in making interiors.

@Low-gee 6 ай бұрын

Notice how 85% of the video is Clarkson

@mrpoenuts 3 ай бұрын

In the 1960/70 Ford Europe used to build a V4 engine that both Ford and Saab were using.

@shannonschneider8413 9 ай бұрын

You dont need horsepower when you're ugly....Pontiac Aztec

@Gunni1972 7 ай бұрын

If no one wants to compete with it, What's the point?

@Makrel94 5 күн бұрын

“And he only eats cheese” 😂😂

@Ninnuam999 6 ай бұрын

The Americans are seething in the comments

@Stg44guy Ай бұрын

What are you talking about? We’re laughing with you 😂😂

@KyleIng 7 ай бұрын

I absolutely love this video😂

@kidnamedfingerreal 5 ай бұрын

"You spilt my burger" 14:15

@luckilyidontcare3012 7 ай бұрын

2:59 BUMBLEBEEEEEE!!!

@ryougahibiki941 8 ай бұрын

Ryan Reynolds is canadian if I'm not mistaken

@taigarl9840 8 ай бұрын

Still checks out, north america 😅😅😅

@sugarnads 7 ай бұрын

Still american. Last time i checked canadia is in nth america

@believeinmatter 7 ай бұрын

@@sugarnadsnot how that works lol

@R_E_D22 6 ай бұрын

@@sugarnads you do know that canada isnt part of the us right

@PeaceAndQuiet._. 6 ай бұрын

@@sugarnadsnope

@centurion7993 6 ай бұрын

3:45 America whenever they fight a war against insurgents: *wins war for 20 years straight then goes home and somehow loses*

@cosmosequation6672 Күн бұрын

They didn't win a war for 20 years it was never a war it was burglarism, yet they failed to rob a house just like nowadays Americans

@jstarr11111 8 ай бұрын

What is really funny is the “fattest bloke” is Jeremy! A lot of truth in that video though…..😊

@samflyer80 5 ай бұрын

didn't feel like they're making fun of, felt like a documentary XD

@jackwebb5044 8 ай бұрын

Know what Jaguar means in American ? Yard art.

@TheSavvy70 8 ай бұрын

Like all the other fords then. 😂

@withinjapan2024 6 ай бұрын

Clarkson speaks logic

@andrewf1326 4 ай бұрын

Terrible quality, but awesome editing. Brilliant, thanks for putting this together. Bless the joy the boys bring to the rest of us 😊

@yamil8003 6 ай бұрын

18:19 What, getting to second base with the road? 😂

@SolRC 5 ай бұрын

This should be called "Jeremy Clarkson makes fun of America" still funny AF.

@BUEAU 8 ай бұрын

I'm an American and, spot on! LoL

@koekiemonster5723 4 ай бұрын

It can't find any city,....... But it CAN find you a BURger. That sentence, iconic....

@MrNickelbrille 8 ай бұрын

Welcome to the free world *LOL*

@wanganeu 8 ай бұрын

Only someone who has never been to another country could have made this comment 😅

@MrNickelbrille 8 ай бұрын

@@wanganeu You don't know what sarcasm is, do you? I have been a year abroad. Next to driving around Europe many years long.

@97I30T 6 ай бұрын

I found that comment so ironic because the UK is one of the biggest nanny states there is.

@Tentative79 6 ай бұрын

um, that camaro set records at the ring

@tankeater 7 ай бұрын

I would always say they have to be getting base model vehicles from American... Being 36 and knowing a lot about all types of vehicles, they DEFINITELY got stock, base, BS interior on them US products 😂🤷‍♂️🤘

@opshredderytp 8 ай бұрын

Bro... LE EPIC!!!

@rockwithmoss1901 4 ай бұрын

Gotta love these 3

@Knuckles_approves 4 ай бұрын

Sounds like the beginning note to sweet dreams

@mr.stealthrt6366 4 ай бұрын

I like how with the chrysler he clarkson says it wont let me turn traction control off, i feel like chrysler was watching because now all the cars you can turn traction control off and it stays off

@CGTGofficial 4 ай бұрын

I love seeing Top Gear make fun of the country I love. In other words I'm an American who finds British comedy amazing

@rssvss 6 ай бұрын

Jeremy (with his digust of regulations), and . Richard (with his love of our autos) are practically Americans. James hatred of France makes him German. 😅.