SNEAKY!

SNEAKY!

SNEAKY!

SNEAKY!

S T A M P. That'll be 3 pence please

Normal KZfaq channels merch: Albe Van Hanoy: uh DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH

Any normal person: Solomon Réal: "Hey, what if I were an ass to a random person I don't know in a KZfaq comment?"

@@albevanhanoy I fight you now!!

@@solomonreal1977 I'll cast the fight! IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 11 LETTERS....

Seconded!

Yes please.

Yes

Yes.

Stop being lazy and download a looping extension.

stfu

Oh, you don't need to order them. They'll be there shortly... Whether you like it or not. ...Mwaha.. Mwahahaha.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... Delivery time may vary.

NO TUMBLEWEED

The elites don’t want you to know this, but the tumbleweeds are free, you can take them home

しゅつっ

Same

The secrets are Top Sneaky...

You definitely don't need it.

We all need it

IIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

You don’t need it.... I don’t need it either.... but we both want it...... we REALLY want it.........

Just keep telling yourself that

“Of course we have many top sneaky documents.” “Do you mean top secret?” “Did I stutter?”

I want it but I can't justify 50$ Even though it does look high quality.

Giving back to Grey is worth 50 of my dollars. Just need to skip takeout twice.

@@FergyB20 donating directly would be more helpful though

@@sebastianjost You don't get the stamp that way though, do you?

A lot of people don't like the donation thing, but feel better if there is some item of trade.

Here here.

Yes

Yes

Oh yes. I approve

You're back, could you please recommend an anime to me

It's not my fault if you get arrested for being sneaky

Sneak 100

Objection. Excluded middle: sneaky stamp tattoo.

@@CulixIII Sneaky tramp stamp tattoo.

How about a tattoo of a "Top Sneaky" stamp?

Just glad to see you around ngl

do you just sit all time refreshing youtube

Havent seen Justin Y in a while!

Hey wow, I caught a Justin Y. comment when he misspelled it. Guess you aren't a bot?

Quarantine even managed to take you out of retirement.

It is clearly not meant to be used, it is memorabelia and i think a lot better than an "action figure" that so many people do now.

Just sponsor him on patreon. He and "exurb1a" are my favorite KZfaqrs

The CGP grey shirt was the first ever merch I bought.

Christmas presents

I have a gigantic eraser and a tiny luxo lamp as souvenirs from a trip to the UK. Useless? Yep. Do they look _gorgeous_ in my bookshelf? Absolutely. 10/10 best souvenirs ever.

More like take your entire stamp :D

To sell it with a big margin, after?

@Tim Evans kinky

dont scalp it lmao

Ah yes, another Oversimplified intellectual. Good day, sir.

"[I'm,gonna,kick,your,ass!] Send that to the colonies!" "Your Majesty,your handwriting is horrible,are you sur-" "Just do it!" ... "What did he said?" "He said he's gonna,lick my......" "....." "Gross."

Just give me a pack of cards so I can gamble my pain away

Ok

Look at me I'm so beautiful, oh you're still here Get the hell out

See _CGP Grey Was WRONG_ at 9:09

WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear mp7

Eyyyyyy A fellow theorist

He also made a backpack It's called the MATPACK

No... it’s the backthewpackthew

@@rachnaanand6631 did he make a backpack?

Yeah, homework file

The top sneaky paradox

i would love to have one but... $50??

hmm!

Yongson Wong don’t be sorry, I was going to say something similar until I saw your comment.

Only if this stamp idea has legs will it become a stamp-ede. Oh. I guess that's what you meant...

You should be

FBI? More like the NSA.

Izzy good idea. I was looking for a birthday present for mine.

Your FBI agent already has one.

@@joyannhua2620 No Such Agency.

@@a-s-greig Yup. Doesn't exist at all

*snamp snamp*

and that's why you mute yourself unless you intend to say something

But you said it sneakily, right?

I will never unhear those words. snamp snamp.

Yeaaaaah... there's no way in hell. I'd custom-carve my own stamp if I wanted something like that. Fifty bucks. What a rip! 🤣

custom stamps cost half of that!

Who's top chicken?

WE'RE Top Chicken...

@@nervouswilly3978 nice

My phone background is "we're top chicken" with inverted colour

Wait what ? Rooster fighting ? Is back?

Anything not made by a big company will always be steep. But it’s for messing around with and keeping documents secret so its just ur balance of fun made and cost. £50 is probably what he *needed* to make in order to make a profit (which he needs to make in order to pay the dudes that actually make the stamps)

Never mind the fact it's an absurd price for a stamp, you can get a custom one of stamp made for less.

@@DanS044 then he's getting ripped off

50$ for a stamp is highly overpriced even if you use it for your day job. You can get custom made ones for less.

Eh, that's how merch is. Could say the same about all the clothing merch creators put out. It's not for everyone.

Yeah, I was like: "I got to get one of those! I don't mind spending $15-20." And then I saw the price...

I have a friend who designs parts for nuclear submarines and I wanted to gift her this because I love her. But I don't know that I $50-for-a-gag love her....

@@virmirus Amazon has a stamp where you can customize the words and design. You should get them to hide what it says until it stamps and make it say "WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

Daftrok Well, he did say she was a friend, but I gotta say....... Awwwwwwwwwhh

A custom stamp is 20$ on zazzle, so probably 10 to 15$ in large orders? or less with the right manufacturer. Custom sneaky easter-egg laden Box is probably 5-10$ or more. "KZfaq merch" products like this are all always overpriced and not "a good value", but they are about supporting the creator as a non-advertising revenue stream in exchange for a small trinket.

@@uberfuzzy Okay thank you.

@@uberfuzzy yeah this creator also makes 50k a month via patreon (which I am a member) so I think an overpriced stamp is asking a bit much

Commando678 it’s probably like the record or the shoes, it’s over priced so people don’t buy a ton of them and they don’t have to make and manage a ton of them

@@uberfuzzy I could def see that.

Are secret documents called "most secret" in your country/language/versions of spy films?

@@CraftBasti "Of Utmost Secrecy"

@@CraftBasti It is da British wae

CraftBasti The actual version of Top Secret in Britain is “most secret”

Mostest Sneaky

@@ichijofestival2576 the mug is sold out

Yeah! Inspiration!!!

🤔

What do you mean?

In my country one can get a custom stamp for like ~3$,

Dude literally animated him getting ink on the stamp I love this guy.

Nice catch!

pretty much, and here I was thinking, "well $10-$20 would be a pretty big markup, but it is branded and supports CGP" edit: guess you nailed that 3x too expensive number. Just did the division and that matches exactly my expected range., and even that would have been a big ask to me.

The price is what it is. Many forces cause a price to be set where it’s at. We don’t really know what the cost is but I’m going to guess it’s much higher that we might think. The quality I’m guessing should be very high, I have a hard time believing cgp gray is going to charge 10x for cheep $5 junk stamp. And of course there is economies of scale shipping and possibly import export costs if manufactured in a foreign country, labor costs and you have to pay someone to physically ship one item at a time to your house and book keep who was shipped what (unless you think cgp gray has access to slave labor). This is all to say it’s a complicated mater to make something and sell it. And I don’t expect for cgp gray to sell it at a loss to us. I can’t afford the stamp my self and that makes me a little sad. But to say it’s too expensive to buy a toy feels a little odd to me.

Lolol this is so cool uwu

I think his upload schedule is absolutely fine. Even if some videos are more of an opinion-piece instead of a fact cannon, I enjoy all of them. You might not like the stamp, but I am sure somebody does. All in all, stop complaining. Especially if you are not a patron.

@@heroino89 I do like his videos, and I would like to see him upload more but he seems to be very worried about videos that aren't 100% perfect and has now already made multiple videos pretty much rallying everyone up to support him on Patreon because it's the only way for him to keep a decent salary without uploading. He also stopped Hello Internet for no reason. I'm not going to support someone on Patreon who produces such little actual content, why would I do it? Just to play a game with him once in a while?? Also, I'm a student so I don't have a disposable income yet, and he specifically told us (students) we shouldn't be paying. At this point, I feel like he just lives in his own secluded community of super loyal online fans who just nurture his ego and bank account. I'd much rather be watching CGP Grey videos and listening to the podcast than this shit. And you still think I would want to pay a premium for this??? Maybe 3 years ago yeah, now? No way.

@@Maxime_K-G I totally understand your criticism and I think it is definitely valid. I too would prefer more videos even if it meant that some mistakes sneak in. And why not? They could be addressed in the comment section. But I don't feel like we have a right to complain when we consume his content for free. I'm not saying that you should feel obligated to become a patron, I am not one either, but such criticism shows some undeserved entitlement. I am just happy whenever I see another upload :)

@@heroino89 Very true! I actually don't really care what he does. It's all obviously working out great for Grey and who wouldn't want to have the business model that he does? All I really want is for people to stop acting like he's somehow still one of the best YT creator in the world. It's just a bit of criticism that I feel like I shouldn't be alone on. Grey can do whatever he wants though. But that doesn't mean I will always be a fan of it. Good discussion though, not everyone on the internet is stubborn and intolerant.

He came out of retirement for this.