As a toy designer of twenty five years standing, I can assure you that the guys that created the prototype of The Punisher knew EXACTLY what they were doing.

The Punisher is hard on crime!

I love that Aunt may figure, more so that she looks like Gary Bucey :D

Punisher's crotch cannon surpasses the Infinity Gauntlet in terms of power.

Our local museum made a 3-D map of the layout using doll furniture and action figures. You can bet who was the stand-in for the bathroom.

HAHA! I made most of the accessories for the Maximum Sweat line! The independent toy designer I worked for did the figures, and came up with their look, but I'm pretty sure Jakks added the sweat feature after the fact themselves. It was definitely... uh, unexpected

I had that toilet. I loved that toilet. I offer no apologies.

Mystique transformed into Liberace with claws. Lol

"Destro's Own" mink farm...like "Newman's Own" salad dressing but all the proceeds go to illegal arms dealing

I still got that Punisher toy, it's one of the biggest treasures of my collection, Definitely a Frank who Franks.

“Remove the plug from the hole??” Now I’m sweating!

Thank you Ravishing Dan and ToyGalaxy on this video report; it's spot-on journalism.

The Aunt May figure made me think of the scene in the movie Under Siege when Gary Busey was dressed as a woman.

The only one of these I ever actually had was that Mystique figure, back in the day... And I remember pretty soon after getting it, losing that rubbery Wolverine ‘over suit’. On purpose.

Ghostbusters was waaay ahead of its time with that toilet as toy.....

April would’ve made a good Peg Bundy figure.

Come on, haven't we all gone out, late on a Saturday night, wearing a Wolverine skin suit and tried to hit on the ladies, with our cool unblinking eyes, unmoving lips, horribly molded still flesh face?

Proud to say I had the Ghostbusters' toilet ghost and many of Crash Test Dummies figures including the baby and the roadkill dog and cat when I was a kid. Glad to see they're getting some recognition many years later.

I know that brown couch behind Aunt May.... Ashens.

Aunt May: "it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!"

Number 1...Punisher Now you know why the ladies call him The Punisher... Launch that rocket! As always totally enjoy your news/reviews/and singing the toy blues

That wolverine skin suit will haunt me forever.

That Rocky side of beef is something I would actually buy.

"How was this a..huh?" really made me laugh.

The side of meat Rocky practices on is actually one of the best acted characters in the Rocky series. It certainly deserves an action figure of its own.

That dripping noise during the wrestling figure literally made me gag.

Oh my, that Punisher at No. 1 made me lose it and break into an out loud giggle in the middle of the office... It was doubly awkward when people came over to check what was the fuss about...

This video just earned the new title of "Top 10 Action Figures That I Absolutely MUST OWN Before I Die"! Awesome Sauce on the side, please. 😁

"I bet you can't make a toy with a crotch gun" "Hold my beer!"

"Skid the Kid" legit sounds like a Garbage Pale Kid character!

Yeah I remember having the ENTIRE Toy Biz collection of X-men movie licensed figures and let me tell you they were BIZARRE af. Toad came with a soft plastic green puke and a large tongue. Jean Grey came with a mutated Senator Kelly, in the movie he turns into water but oh boy... the toy had a much worse ending. Cyclops came with Jean Grey in a very strange position covered in a green force field she looked like she was about to give a blow job to cyclops but the worst was defiantly Mystique, I still have her but the Wolverine flacid skin melted on the figure and then years later the plastic got super hard to remove so now I’m stuck with a mutated version of Mystique fusioned with wolverine in a kinda Carpenter’s “The Fly” version.

I was so anticipating a "beat the meat" joke when the Rocky figure came up.

What's wrong with that Punisher? I want to see that in the netflix show.

I had the toilet as well as the full line of Crash Dummies... Game included.

I started laughing out loud at “ravishing April O’Neil” and didn’t stop until the end of the video. Well done gentlemen. The photos Of Mystique were hysterical, each one funnier than the last.

I think that was the April O’Neal figure which retroblasting called. “Hooker”. Lol

Q: What would Paul Lynde look like dressed up as Wolverine? A: 5:12

That’s an Aunt May action figure? Looks like an elderly, cross dressing Max Headroom 🤨

Thank sir. The punisher doll segment gave me the best laugh I've had in years.

The Aunt May video still used was from Ashens 🙂. The brown couch says it all (plus I watched that video way before) hahaha. Golden!

Good God, I want Raptor to show up in modern G.I. Joe canon. Along with Destro's Mink Farm

This has got to be my favorite video of yours, thus far! I also had a Raptor figure, and I think I may still have him!

4:21 "Hi I'm a Marvel." "And I'm a- WOAH!"

The Body Melt clip and the aunt May figure comparison....absolutely classic!!!!!!!!!!!

Dudes, you have hit a new high with the hilarity. Do they give webbies for single episode comedy?

Aunt may looks like she's about to go rampage a game stop for calling her sir.

Oh that was gold. Each more crazy than the last. Those are definitely a metric ton of WTF were they thinking.

Hoping there’s a more modern version of this, cool looking back from how far we’ve come though 👌🏼

The April O’Neal figure looks like a lady of the night.

My thoughts on some of the toys in no particular order: On "Ravishing" April: disappointed you didn't use a certain Bonnie Tyler song. (and now a certain piano intro is playing in your head!) On the GB Toilet Terror: ah, yes toilet humor never gets old. And yes, that's supposed to be the creature's nose under the lid. Must've took the designers some restraint to not paint it brown! On Aunt May: didn't know Pete's auntie moonlighted as a Dick Tracy villain. Or a stand-in for Wayland Flowers' Madam puppet. On "Punishing Frank": guess if the vigilante gig didn't work out, he could audition for Choda Boy!

TMNT's Dark Beaver is one of my favorites. Also the death of General Grievous, with flames coming out of his eyes.

I love these videos! Brings me back to my childhood days in the 80s!! What a time to be alive! I’m

Aunt May's looking more like Gary Busey these days.

28-3....never forget Raptor.

I had no 10, one of my earliest memories getting it for my 4th birthday from my dad. Made me happy seeing it here and being reminded :)

I feel the same way about Raptor and any animal carrying animal mimicry character. Still have my Raptor, & used to have a Skid the Kid. Great video as always guys!

Well the meat could be a great diorama piece now, lol

Oh man I gotta get that fearsome flush now lol

Wolverine looks like Fonzie 😂 Heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

I always wanted Falconer as a kid....which now explains my current fashion sense. This was hilarious, one of your best vids yet!

Lol I had Falconor and the toilet lmfao I was a weird kid. Good God I had that Aunt May thing figure out of my head for years. Well nightmare city here I come. Thanks Toy Galaxy.

Dude raptor couldn't b more native American looking. I always thought that made him pretty badass!

The funny thing is I had some of these. The toilet and the maximum sweat. Loved em.

wonderful list! thanks for updating the soundtrack, too.

Managing to reference "Body Melt" while dissing on a truly diss-worthy Aunt May "action" figure? KZfaq gold!

9:08 IT'S MA'AM!

ToyBiz knew exactly what they were doing with that Punisher figure. They had to. It’s commentary, and it isn’t even subtle.

I was gonna call them out for that Ashens screen grab, but there IS a credit. So good on you.

Proud to have 7 out of 10 on this list.

I owned Raptor!! I still have him probably at home! Next time I'm home in Ireland I'll have a look. Pretty certain I don't have the bird, but I remember the cloth wings hanging around.

I LOVED the crash test dummy line! I had tons of them!

This is so brutally hilarious... dying so hard over here... such good descriptions on these odd ball figures!!

*I can't believe you didn't include FISTO from Master's of the Universe!* He comes in armor that already looks like fetish gear, which you can remove, so he has on nothing but tiny fur briefs. And his name is Fisto. Like, that's already enough. I'm 100% sure Castle Grayskull has the universe's kinkiest fetish dungeon in the basement, and Fisto is the dom in charge.

1:47... actually we say “FALCONS, RISE UP” thank you.

I owned Skid the Kid, and he was awesome. The whole point of the Crash Dummies line was the sick humor, so yeah, the people who made this deserve our congratulations. They took a big risk in the interest of cheap laughs and got away with it.

lmfao that Aunt May skit was fabulous

Plus why did Falconer look like Zartan?

Raptor looked awesome. I have two of him. If he's guilty of anything it's terrible backstory. Fearsome flush probably inspired the slime bathtub in Ghostbusters 2 but yeah the show did do a lot of that "possession of objects stuff" so maybe not. I have no problems with it especially growing up with a father that frequently bought the gross monster toys for his kids, like "Monsterface" and "Madballs", probably because he wanted them himself. You could argue it tries to make a joke of a kid's fear to lessen it. What's more concerning is the volume of toilet theme toys on the market today. As a kid in the 80s/90s I would have liked Ravishing April for the fact that so few toy lines actually made women characters because they "didn't sell" and if they DID make them they looked more like the male figures i.e. Ripley or ESPECIALLY Hannah Dundee from Cadillacs and Dinosaurs. Rough. If you think removable skirts are questionable you should look up Miss Elizabeth from LNJ's Wrestling Superstars. Those Sweaty wrestlers look like they have awesome sculpts. Last thing, that The MEAT figure is awesome. Plus if you got enough of them you could recreate the slaughter house from Predator 2.

I recently found this channel, subscribed and have been bringing all of your content. Hilarious, amazing and nostalgic. Awesome, awesome, awesome! 😁

Raptor and Crystoball were def some WTF figs. It’s like Hasbro hired the MOTU team!

I wanted that toilet so bad when I was a kid

Ravishing Rick Rude > Ravishing April Fearsome Flush. Worst. Bidet. Ever. Why does Aunt May look like character actor Raymond J. Barry?

Loved the crash dummies toys. Had the dog and cat that flattened out.

I had that Falcon GI Joe! He was super cool! He fit right in with the Super heroes, too!

Umm... why is there an upside down model if the female reproductive system painted on the inside of the toilet lid.......

2:40 why does the bottom of the lid looks like an uterus?

I had that punisher/gun figure, it was awesome

Yo what's up Dan? Haven't hollered at you in a while. Y'all been putting in some serious work man. Glad to see how much the channel has grown. Word.

9:10 It's ma'am

You don't know what a Falconer is?

Great list! Haven't read all the comments but I actually owned the Ghostbusters toilet, the crash test dummy baby, AND the sweating Rock figure! Cool to see them all show up here.

Big Dan...crankin' out the hits !! yet ANOTHER great vid ! Good day, sir.

You forgot anything and everything from The Last Jedi...

Punisher!!😂🤣 Also, my uncle bought me the Ghostbusters toilet for a laugh.

Good lord...I actually the GI Joe Falconer figure when I was a kid. I completely forgot about that one until watching this list! Wow!

April the Ravishing Reporter: Me: "Oh No..."

Oh man I remember those sweating wrestlers when I was a kid! Haha never thought I'd have to remember them ever again...

When I saw that Aunt May toy, I recognized that dingy brown couch anywhere! Good on you for crediting everyone properly!

Toy biz was ahead of its time with that Aunt May lol....with the photo real Gary Busey face

I'm only up to number 7 and lol by far this is my favourite top ten list you guys have ever done!!!! Bravo!