Traffic in Santa Clarita | Don McMillan Comedy

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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.

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@Ithenna 20 күн бұрын

I'm young enough to not have lived through any of the 1978 jokes, yet somehow I'm just old enough to still get them.

@OMCPoker Ай бұрын

I am old enough to remember these things. And I have driven from Santa Clarita to the Comedy & Magic Club. Thanks for laughs.

@bikeny Ай бұрын

Me too and right now my sides hurt from laughing at it all. Being a NYC person, never had the chance to do that drive. We have the Long Island Expressway, a/k/a The World's Biggest Parking Lot since the traffic volume does tend to slow folks down.

@shirley9240 Ай бұрын

Statistical humor! Love it! He is hilarious and so right!

@skythz 24 күн бұрын

There was at least one Starbuck in 1978. Liked to hang out with Apollo :)

@gardenjoy5223 11 күн бұрын

Indeed!

@cefngwyn Ай бұрын

The McMillan Mirth Meister is back with another load o'laughs. Gravy!

@Dayvit78 Ай бұрын

Technically funny! The best kind of funny :)

@charlesajones77 23 күн бұрын

6:52 When I was a kid, there were these things called "station wagons". A bunch of kids would just pile into the back of it. No seat belts, no airbags, absolutely nothing to prevent you from going flying in a auto accident. Good times :)

@WesternAustraliaNowAndThen Ай бұрын

Not living in the USA, I might not understand the living conditions but I do appreciate the maths - the heat bit I do get, our ROADS MELT!

@Falcrist 18 күн бұрын

This is the best powerpoint driven comedy show I've ever seen.

@damianruiz8595 Ай бұрын

Amazing content sir. Im 25, from another country with different language. but your content simply gets me all the time! cheers!

@thefriesens1071 Ай бұрын

Well I grew up in Manitoba, which is located on the chart right close to the moon.

@paulpotter7188 22 күн бұрын

I agree. I did my undergrad in Winterpeg Manisnowba.

@derkarmaczar Ай бұрын

Love your stuff, Don!

@WesternAustraliaNowAndThen Ай бұрын

There aren't many people who make me laugh EVERY time I watch them, but YOU are one of them. Come to W.A. please I will be there to see you (if I haven't died LOL)

@pablorages1241 19 күн бұрын

I took a wrong turn one day and ended up in Santa Clarita ... it was nice, rural ... but I've seen it now

@ShannonJacobs0 Ай бұрын

On the stamp joke, if the post office wants to encourage people, they should allow email addresses to be used to send snail mail. Convenience works. Details available upon request, mostly regarding secondary services the post office could milk off of the convenience for more profitability.

@MrShikaga 21 күн бұрын

Why would anyone do that?

@JamesTDG Ай бұрын

7:47 God, I miss the wii...

@user-rw3vq9tv5j Ай бұрын

top man

@xk7447 19 күн бұрын

cellphone one was gold. 🤣😂

@gardenjoy5223 11 күн бұрын

"Asphalt angels"... good one!

@Bobis32 24 күн бұрын

You forgot to calculate the 1.5 hours of security theatre and check-in at the airport how can you claim you're an engineer!

@IanCthrwd Ай бұрын

9:04 they had flatscreen monitors then?

@sonnybobsquarepants266 Ай бұрын

You should come and do some shows in New Zealand. Theres plenty of old farts here 😂😂😂

@mobilemcsmarty1466 Ай бұрын

8:25 in '78 I was a kid, so yes, pee, usually in the bathroom. in 2019 I crack a beer and pour a bourbon on my way to the bathroom ..where I usually pee 🍺🥃🚽

@boxculture 16 күн бұрын

4:57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉

@AnnoyingMoose Ай бұрын

$3.87?!? Gas in the U.S. is always dirt cheap!! Here in Vancouver, B.C. we're paying the equivalent of $5.85 USD per US gallon for Regular.

@taylorwickham Ай бұрын

Remember that this was in 2019. Gas isn't that cheap anymore here either

@Coen80 Ай бұрын

Here in Europe we pay up to 10bucks per gallon. Having a 2.5litre V6 is really hanging it out there 😂

@mo2cubing 26 күн бұрын

4:40 Those California gas prices seem luxurious now... they went from $3.87 to over $5 in under 5 years. Ouch.

@whitewolf1610 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@yseasablayrolles4922 Ай бұрын

😂

@lahanlon Ай бұрын

I’m stoked you’re a fellow SCV resident. Do you ever do sets down at JR’s?

@gabesternberg555 14 күн бұрын

3.87 for gas sounds nice.

@JonatasAdoM 6 күн бұрын

What are these comments? Are you telling me these aren't brand new!? He just started his career and it sill blow, right? He will not age!

@DragoNate 21 күн бұрын

norton is the #1 VIRUS (remove the anti-) 😂

@rosiefay7283 Ай бұрын

7:58 Who still paid for Norton as recently as 2019?

@maesgaming01410 13 күн бұрын

I like that the source of the last chart is "completely made up by technically funny"

@aresorum Ай бұрын

6:52 What a futuristic 1978 model! What was that called again?

@landnnut 25 күн бұрын

Mitzubitchi

@OptimisticIguana-fu8mw Ай бұрын

Fourtyoneth anniversary?

@jeffreycaudle5108 23 күн бұрын

$.35/gallon for gasoline in 1978 is not even close. I remember in Feb. 1982 seeing gasoline for less than $1/gallon for the first time in several years.

@Ithenna 20 күн бұрын

I think he listed an average price. It's different in every state now and it probably was that way then too.

@b4ph0m3tdk9 25 күн бұрын

Wee Pii

@freeofbug4761 Ай бұрын

so delicious to see,

@mumblbeebee6546 Ай бұрын

Mitochondria in a rap? Did you share a bill with that cheeky Chris Turner from ol’ England?

@ZoZuta Ай бұрын

41th OR 41st . . .

@frowningJoker Ай бұрын

41th ?? I can see you're good with numbers and not letters

@rawchicken3463 19 күн бұрын

First class stanp at my grocery sitre 13.60/20=68¢/stamp

@027pistonp 22 күн бұрын

41th? 41st

@gardenjoy5223 11 күн бұрын

Then again, when I grew up it was 41rst. With an r. And without the r it was totally wrong. Or should I wite wong now?

@randyzeitman1354 28 күн бұрын

What do you mean … men certainly date women because they are funny.

@Msteve-nt5bx 27 күн бұрын

Look at those 2019 numbers and ask yourself whats different between then and now. 5:00

@KilothATEOTT 13 күн бұрын

41th

@AnnoyingMoose Ай бұрын

Real estate in the U.S. is worthless! Here in Vancouver, B.C. the average price for a 2000 sq ft house is $1,350,000 CAD ($970,000 USD).

@gardenjoy5223 11 күн бұрын

Crazy! Does not stand in any relation to the amount of work gone into it, unless you pay in sheets of gold, beset with diamonds. Should have learned plumbing instead, I guess...