Transformers: The Last Knight NON-Review

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Channel Awesome

Channel Awesome

7 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia Critic wants to try something different this time around. Can he predict what happens in a Transformers movie WITHOUT actually seeing it?
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Transformers: The Last Knight is an American science fiction action film based on the toy line of the same name created by Hasbro. It is the fifth installment of the live-action Transformers film series and a direct sequel to 2014's Transformers: Age of Extinction.
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@ChannelAwesome
@ChannelAwesome 7 жыл бұрын
Reviewing a movie without seeing it..let's see if this experiment is right! Check out our store for DVDs and autographs. Shirts coming soon! theawesomestore.com/
@Miguelosme54
@Miguelosme54 7 жыл бұрын
Do dragon Ball evolution it's like jem the movie worst adaptation.
@sonicrocks53
@sonicrocks53 7 жыл бұрын
Channel Awesome dont worry im not going to see it either :p why? Because i dont watch movies if i think they are going to be bad.
@batstick129
@batstick129 7 жыл бұрын
Channel Awesome about re-review transformers (2007) film with guest star:cinemawins
@steviemcdonut
@steviemcdonut 7 жыл бұрын
hey channel awesome since your... well.. awesome, can you pin this?
@joinmarch76
@joinmarch76 7 жыл бұрын
Channel Awesome Would it help any if I said I never watched the Bay Transformers flicks after the first one (and even then, *only* out of curiosity)? I was always a Beast Wars fan growing up, and while I deeply respect the original for not only launching both Frank Welker and Peter Cullen's careers, but also Transformers as a household name, that's not what got me into the Transformers franchise.
@stonecoldku4161
@stonecoldku4161 7 жыл бұрын
You know what would really be hilarious...If this review/experiment ended up getting a copyright claim.
@MrChadd990
@MrChadd990 7 жыл бұрын
I don't like your opinion on that. aaaaaaaannndd reported as spam 8========D~~~
@DanSmith-ew9ul
@DanSmith-ew9ul 7 жыл бұрын
While that would be hilarious; please don't jinx us.
@Jonathanest90s
@Jonathanest90s 7 жыл бұрын
I hope your comment gets reported.
@stonecoldku4161
@stonecoldku4161 7 жыл бұрын
I don't actually hope that this gets a copy right claim.
@masterjon3
@masterjon3 7 жыл бұрын
you forgot the literal 20 product placements scattered throughout the movie
@ZakJordan98
@ZakJordan98 7 жыл бұрын
masterjon3 "LETS MAKE BEATS! BUY THIS NOW"
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 7 жыл бұрын
every video about the transformers formula just forgets about that
@Timbone07
@Timbone07 7 жыл бұрын
I will never complain about product placements. The bills have to be paid somehow, since many people just KODI movies. Given the number of Korean directors and producers that have committed suicide because of debts, I welcome it
@stephenrowley4171
@stephenrowley4171 7 жыл бұрын
20+ bit of underestimate
@ZakJordan98
@ZakJordan98 7 жыл бұрын
But the chart says we need product placement
@XmortoxX1990
@XmortoxX1990 6 жыл бұрын
The sad part is... He was right.
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 6 жыл бұрын
You know, if I were Michael Bay I would try something different. I would make a movie loosely adapted from Transformers: Beast wars. It follow Optimus prime traveling into the future to help the Maximals protect the allspark from Megatron and the Predacons.
@ohyeahmrkrab9495
@ohyeahmrkrab9495 6 жыл бұрын
Legoking 616 that sounds pretty damn cool tbh
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 6 жыл бұрын
EDGELORD 229 Thanks!
@ohyeahmrkrab9495
@ohyeahmrkrab9495 6 жыл бұрын
Legoking 616 :)
@lionfuzzgamer9110
@lionfuzzgamer9110 4 жыл бұрын
explosions pww pew! boom tits ass and vaginal shots shakey camera boom same shit city desert and a little of space!
@newagegeek707
@newagegeek707 6 жыл бұрын
Doug:" Mabye a Shia cameo if their really disperite." Me:"HA. They can't be that dumb" (After seeing the movie) Me: "ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!!!"
@stringer2295
@stringer2295 6 жыл бұрын
Samual Eley 😂😂
@matthewscorner2990
@matthewscorner2990 5 жыл бұрын
Is he actually in it? Does he at LEAST play a major part? If he's not the one who talks sense into Optimus, then these movies are even stupider than I thought. And that's saying a lot.
@jonathanbailey9777
@jonathanbailey9777 5 жыл бұрын
*Desperate
@OriginalCindy8
@OriginalCindy8 5 жыл бұрын
Samual Eley Wait...was he actually right about the movie? I didn’t see it so I don’t know.
@mikemars7888
@mikemars7888 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 he was so spot on its scary.
@cooldude56g
@cooldude56g 7 жыл бұрын
I... I don't believe it. He didn't see the fucking movie. I can tell because this video was posted before it was released... But he was right.... all of it. I'm speechless.
@McSuperfly101
@McSuperfly101 7 жыл бұрын
cooldude56g - I'm speechless that you or anyone else couldn't have predicted the same as him. All the sequels have pretty much been a soft reboot of the first movie and at this point we're five movies in... the formula is pretty well established.
@HelloChief117
@HelloChief117 7 жыл бұрын
He remembers it so you don't have to.
@michaelkuper6604
@michaelkuper6604 7 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen transformers 4 nor 5, but I could have called most of that. Doesn't take a genius to figure out Bay's garbage formula.
@Ianuarius
@Ianuarius 7 жыл бұрын
Even if everyone in US decided not to see the movie, it would still make a huge profit. US doesn't matter anymore when it comes to Hollywood.
@ShatteredGlass916
@ShatteredGlass916 7 жыл бұрын
Ianuarius agree, some idiots in my country would've still see the fucking movies and called it amazing *sigh*
@benemlaw6428
@benemlaw6428 7 жыл бұрын
Just got back from the movie....Doug Walker is no longer the nostalgia critic: He is.......Nostalgiadamus
@chris71388
@chris71388 7 жыл бұрын
most of this stuff is shown in the trailers...
@TiciTotyTony
@TiciTotyTony 7 жыл бұрын
chris71388 most of the stuff was shown in tbe past 4 fucking films.....Bay has lost his touch 😅
@prettybrainlessbusinessmen7553
@prettybrainlessbusinessmen7553 7 жыл бұрын
What touch?
@klimmr
@klimmr 6 жыл бұрын
Remember, this is the guy who predicted that the reboot to Fantastic Four was going to suck.
@QuartetGhost
@QuartetGhost 6 жыл бұрын
Well I just can't wait to see if cinema sins harps this movie out its funny when they do
@cinematicgoodness7325
@cinematicgoodness7325 6 жыл бұрын
in the words of Luke Skywalker, "It's amazing...every word of what you said...is... ...actually right. wow. huh. really makes you think."
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 5 жыл бұрын
Qui Gon Jin said it better "The ability to talk does not make you intelligent."
@VadersFist95
@VadersFist95 5 жыл бұрын
Its like Bay is a hack
@VadersFist95
@VadersFist95 5 жыл бұрын
@@UlshaRS "the ability to put explosions and tits on screen*
@Bullboy_Adventures
@Bullboy_Adventures 2 ай бұрын
​@@UlshaRS i know a lot of people today that need to hear that
@Joker3384
@Joker3384 6 жыл бұрын
After all these months and reviews later, I'm still certain that Nostalgia Critic just saved me $5.00-10.00. Edited: I should point out that the price range is because I usually catched movies around specific times when students get a discount. And even then, $10 is still a major save.
@Chuckles3100
@Chuckles3100 6 жыл бұрын
He pretty much hit the nail on the head with this review for the most part.
@user-ef8jd7mg1s
@user-ef8jd7mg1s 6 жыл бұрын
Nah, he saved you brain cells dude.
@ThemedNumber02
@ThemedNumber02 6 жыл бұрын
Over where I am he saved me $8.00-$15.00!
@Technotron-ec6ty
@Technotron-ec6ty 6 жыл бұрын
Will 2139 He did for me too.
@KuruttaKoibito
@KuruttaKoibito 6 жыл бұрын
He's saved me thousands. He's saved me from buying 100's of crappy movies
@WizelBalan
@WizelBalan 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot how children that are 12 years old or so will somehow outsmart and defeat several robots that have been at war for millions of years.
@mikerogers4278
@mikerogers4278 7 жыл бұрын
Wizel Balan The power of friendship beats all....
@ragnarokstravius2074
@ragnarokstravius2074 7 жыл бұрын
Duke, don't let Twilight hear that, we don't need more Friendship orbital cannons.
@winterwilkins5322
@winterwilkins5322 7 жыл бұрын
*Fire the friendship orbital cannon!!!!*
@SALshaNoma
@SALshaNoma 7 жыл бұрын
Close enough :P
@theturtwig50
@theturtwig50 7 жыл бұрын
Zankoku na teshi no you ni...
@TheEvilCommenter
@TheEvilCommenter 7 жыл бұрын
The "nostalgia" critic reviewing something from the future? lol the movie was so bad it broke the laws of space and time.
@TheNzFox
@TheNzFox 7 жыл бұрын
nope, if you remember that was the Scooby Doo Movie :P
@Jonathanest90s
@Jonathanest90s 7 жыл бұрын
TheEvilCommenter Transformers are part of his nostalgia.
@GaboCO316
@GaboCO316 7 жыл бұрын
TheEvilCommenter and of your grammar, apparently
@SmileytheSmile
@SmileytheSmile 7 жыл бұрын
Will break*
@Pernection
@Pernection 7 жыл бұрын
The story writing is tragic nostalgic
@rocknrollkid90
@rocknrollkid90 6 жыл бұрын
"Remember, you have the right to demand better." - Nostalgia Critic
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 5 жыл бұрын
Damn right we do!
@valenzuelasstudios1838
@valenzuelasstudios1838 4 жыл бұрын
@@legoking6165 then demand people not to see the Lion King remake.
@nathanielgarza9198
@nathanielgarza9198 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah people forgot they had agency long ago. That is why Neo-Liberals run this country
@artistic_0ddball793
@artistic_0ddball793 4 жыл бұрын
Words to live by
@2117ao2
@2117ao2 4 жыл бұрын
Is that what he said after he did “The Wall” review?
@popcornman6615
@popcornman6615 6 жыл бұрын
Oh god he got mostly right that’s terrifying
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 6 жыл бұрын
Popcorn Man no that's called predictability
@valenzuelasstudios1838
@valenzuelasstudios1838 4 жыл бұрын
@@gadielgonzalez2755 Predictability is why i didn't see the Lion King remake, besides, let me give my own non review 1. Will have the story watered down, dumb down, or both 2. Drag on scenes for way too long while fast forward scenes too fast so the pacing can be inconsistent. 3. Make the faces lifeless as all he** even though real lions are more expression 4. Scar will be dull and forgettable compared to the original 5. The songs will sound like Jon Favrou(sorry for misspelling his last name) put a cd of the original on my big speakers and make the singing(except the kids singing) sound worse 6. Mufasa's death will not be a tear jerker like the original 7. Seth Rogen always sounds like Seth Rogen like in his other animated movies. 8. The colors are really dull(unless you see it in dolby cinema at amc) 9. The acting will underplay the actors so badly 10. They will water down a really good scene or cut it out 11. Make sure nothing offensive in the original is here because soccer moms and the MPAA won't shut their mouths. 12. Make the new songs sound worse than Morning Report and disney sequel songs. 13. Add plot holes, add filler, and have no love in the character development 14. Mufasa's spirit will look like a real cloud instead of Mufasa is made from Heaven 15. Abusing the power of nostalgia without understanding why we have nostalgia for these movies. Tell me if I'm wrong, if I'm right, tell everyone not to see this remake like I'm saving my money.
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 4 жыл бұрын
@@valenzuelasstudios1838 your on point buddy. Unfortunately ☹️
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 4 жыл бұрын
@@valenzuelasstudios1838 by the way I didn't watch the movie either. I just heard how bad it is.
@valenzuelasstudios1838
@valenzuelasstudios1838 4 жыл бұрын
@@gadielgonzalez2755 I was right again but unlike Beauty and the Beast, people actually listen to me. Also I said if I'm right(which i am) tell everyone not to see it.
@zantetsu9777
@zantetsu9777 7 жыл бұрын
Well, the early reviews are in. Seems like you can read the future dude.
@oleghrozman4172
@oleghrozman4172 7 жыл бұрын
it was just obvious..
@SunGodNika-bi2jr
@SunGodNika-bi2jr 7 жыл бұрын
Doug ate the Giro Giro no Mi
@tiggle5485
@tiggle5485 7 жыл бұрын
But the chart says...
@Joratron666
@Joratron666 7 жыл бұрын
tiggle5485 I have spreadsheets! I have spreadsheeeeeeeeeeets!
@katydid-9996
@katydid-9996 7 жыл бұрын
A+ reference
@urdoolil5477
@urdoolil5477 7 жыл бұрын
tiggle5485 mcreed is underpowered and his highnoon is a joke.
@urdoolil5477
@urdoolil5477 7 жыл бұрын
MK Knotts more like B-
@thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
@thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 7 жыл бұрын
tiggle5485 Screw the charts!
@manoftruth0935
@manoftruth0935 6 жыл бұрын
Now we know why Hollywood sees critics as a threat. They get all the predictions right!
@JamesOhGoodie
@JamesOhGoodie 6 жыл бұрын
David Cappadoccia This video reminds me of a review Roger Ebert did of “The Bounty Hunter” with Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston. The movie was so cliched he printed a quiz on film cliches he used to give his film students.
@doomjoltfromflordia4069
@doomjoltfromflordia4069 3 жыл бұрын
Hollywood vs critics Critics were people who wanted to become film makers but failed but instead of keep on trying they fell their anger consumed them turning them into critics
@ZyxieRumor
@ZyxieRumor 2 жыл бұрын
Critics live by their names. They *critically* review the movies. They rewatch the same movies to point out the flaws, repetition, and plotholes of the movie. This is Doug Walker showing us the definition of a Critic.
@carloslopezortega3327
@carloslopezortega3327 2 жыл бұрын
I blame Hollywood damn you Hollywood.
@shinndig1293
@shinndig1293 5 жыл бұрын
Thank god for the Bumblebee movie actually being good and pretty much rebooting the entire franchise.
@mcworks6582
@mcworks6582 5 жыл бұрын
HOLLYWOOD DICKED OFF MICHAEL BAY FOR THAT MOVIE, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO GOOD!!!
@chasgalaxy6721
@chasgalaxy6721 5 жыл бұрын
Best part of that movie is that it's not a part of the continuity 😁
@eliteflare6063
@eliteflare6063 4 жыл бұрын
Bumblebee was not a good movie. But it was better then all the shit Michael Bay directed.
@kuyawill25
@kuyawill25 4 жыл бұрын
He did produced it, but not directly directed it.
@chasgalaxy6721
@chasgalaxy6721 4 жыл бұрын
@@eliteflare6063 wait why wasn't it?
@DeltonX0
@DeltonX0 7 жыл бұрын
how ironic that the movie is LITTERALY NAMED TRANSFORMERS yet the movies dont transform
@caiosoares2834
@caiosoares2834 7 жыл бұрын
Ilia Gorinshteyn ba dum tss
@90lancaster
@90lancaster 7 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time each new years releases of Transformers had a theme and was lots of new characters - then one day someone decided they needed to start bringing back the old ones more and more - and it stuck for a while but still with new ones - but for the 2000's it was like one show after another with minor changes - so you end up having to say which Starscream you are talking about as there isn't just one now. These Movies repeat themselves but not with the Characters so much (they just keep Optimus, Bumblebee and Megatron) but with the concepts. Of some mcguffin threatens The Earth type plot. The robots change - likely for marketing reasons... but the joke is that they harm the sale potential due to the Movie only being a year apart for 3 years so that people will not even get sold much stuff before it's pulled. I found it strange that Hasbro didn't even mention that it was the 10th Anniversary of the 2007 Transformers Movie - and you still can't get figures of Humans (except the odd minifigure). ------ The strangest thing about this Movie is Squeeks is so obviously meant to be a BB-8 like character but not only are they not hardly in the Movie - they can't even Transform. ( on purpose or a licensing screw up - though ?). Oh and this one has a Cliffhanger ending which is a little unusual.
@Harkness78
@Harkness78 7 жыл бұрын
Man only idiot shit bags would upvote the original comment. Amazing it is this high, so many fucking dumb shit retards.
@AquariusEdge
@AquariusEdge 7 жыл бұрын
Harkness78 T-T-Triggered
@DeltonX0
@DeltonX0 7 жыл бұрын
?
@theluckiesteh9058
@theluckiesteh9058 7 жыл бұрын
One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall... Asleep during that movie.
@aldar8240
@aldar8240 7 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it'll be more than one
@agamerfan6647
@agamerfan6647 7 жыл бұрын
deigan bluestein yeah, there will be more but everyone but two will leave, one who liked and enjoyed the movie and one who thought it was bad but was going to get better but they fell asleep halfway through the movie
@SwiftNimblefoot
@SwiftNimblefoot 7 жыл бұрын
Nah. It was nonstop action, with a LOT of Transformers presence. We have come a long way from 2007, when the Transformers had, what, 10 minutes of screentime in 2.5 hours?
@thatguy6741
@thatguy6741 7 жыл бұрын
The movie actually wasn't that bad
@svnx0
@svnx0 7 жыл бұрын
Swift Nimblefoot "non stop action" literally 2 robot fights in the whole 2.5 hr of this movie. stop with the bs. and one of them was lame asf bc the deceptions rted 2 minutes into it
@i-sink-i
@i-sink-i 5 жыл бұрын
Dude...you seriously just got 95% of it right.
@waddupjd
@waddupjd Жыл бұрын
And the other 5%?
@reneastorgaterre1954
@reneastorgaterre1954 Жыл бұрын
@@waddupjd I think that miss was the Moon stuff, is in the movie for like 5 seconds
@geomania8533
@geomania8533 Жыл бұрын
No the 5 percent he missed was the messed government system. I mean seriously they killed an Autobot and jail decepticons. WHY DO THEY JAIL DECEPTICONS!?!?!?!? IF THEY HUNTED DOWN THE AUTOBOTS IN THE LAST FILM WHY THE EVER LOVING MONKEY SH1T DO THEY JAIL THE ONES WHO CAUSED SO MUCH DESTRUCTION TO THEIR CITIES??!?!?!?!?!?! The Transformers Bayverse government is crap and I hate it
@salt_man3802
@salt_man3802 6 жыл бұрын
Everything turned out exactly as he said ...
@jamesburgess2k
@jamesburgess2k 7 жыл бұрын
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 3 times, shame on me. Fool me 4 times, shame on me. Fool me 5...nah, fuck it, I'm done with this shit.
@adj789
@adj789 7 жыл бұрын
I never watched past 2, I really don't like the way the transformers look and like he said the action scenes are always too cluttered
@nicholaslemon6762
@nicholaslemon6762 7 жыл бұрын
Same here. I haven't seen past two. It's interesting how fast cutting is used for effect. But when it's used so much, you may as well stay on one long take.
@AnakinTheWeird
@AnakinTheWeird 7 жыл бұрын
Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you? Fool me 3 times, you're officially that guy.
@AnimeExpoTookMyMoney
@AnimeExpoTookMyMoney 7 жыл бұрын
Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you? Fool me three times, You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, "This suit is a - officially- - it's a Giorgio Armani. Actually, m'dad knows him!" FUCK YOU! I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!
@rudyfermal4326
@rudyfermal4326 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Nunn so true
@benalviani1558
@benalviani1558 7 жыл бұрын
He was 100% right. That's how predictable this movie is.
@mitchkettles5242
@mitchkettles5242 5 жыл бұрын
Transformers: "We built Hoover Dam to hide cars that turns into robots" Transformers 2: "Oh, and the pyramids were built by cars that turn into robots" Transformers 3: "We also went to the moon because we found cars that turn into robots there" Transformers 4: "BTW Cars that turn into robots also killed the dinosaurs" Transformers 5: "... and they fought with King Arthur. And in WW2"
@sebastiancintron29
@sebastiancintron29 4 жыл бұрын
And freed the slaves
@eyesack2007
@eyesack2007 3 жыл бұрын
If they wanted multiple installments that continue the story, why didn’t they just plan this whole franchise out, or just have them give a shit about continuity?
@TheScarletSlayer
@TheScarletSlayer 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the entire earth is also a transformer
@who-ny5oe
@who-ny5oe Жыл бұрын
@@TheScarletSlayer don't also forget that George Washington was a transformer
@TheScarletSlayer
@TheScarletSlayer Жыл бұрын
@@who-ny5oe also don't also forget that Jesus was a transformer
@Gio_my_hero
@Gio_my_hero 5 жыл бұрын
He got *every....... SINGLE.......D E T A I L........CORRECT* thank goodness we have the reboot, I've been passionate about this film series ever since, but AOE dragged me down and TLK crossed the line.
@ahabduennschitz7670
@ahabduennschitz7670 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... thank godness for the reboot of this dead Franchise. Yai
@TheBaconverseisdoomed
@TheBaconverseisdoomed 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahabduennschitz7670 But uh, Bumblebee Movie is basically G1 but live action so :/
@tntalchemist
@tntalchemist Жыл бұрын
@@TheBaconverseisdoomed who cares? It's far better than The Bayformers
@TimTime10
@TimTime10 Жыл бұрын
I have no idea what those abbrivieations are so I'm gonna guess that it's "age of empires" and "the last knight/king".
@giovanniorellana2200
@giovanniorellana2200 7 жыл бұрын
"If you're not going to demand something good, you could at LEAST demand something new." -Nostalgia Critic Words to live by!
@cinephile9885
@cinephile9885 7 жыл бұрын
Words from the Messiah.
@totaldramasurvivorfan9866
@totaldramasurvivorfan9866 7 жыл бұрын
Giovanni Orellana Doug Walker is like an ancient guru
@zlatan865
@zlatan865 7 жыл бұрын
Great vid by nostalgia critic
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 7 жыл бұрын
Giovanni Orellana I may have hated the movie life but at least it was a new IP
@benabramowitz18
@benabramowitz18 7 жыл бұрын
*sees trailer for The Emoji Movie* "I've made a huge mistake."
@ourbambino
@ourbambino 7 жыл бұрын
*He got basically every detail right*
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's sad. You know what I would do if I were Michael Bay? I would write a story based on Transformers: Beast wars. It would have Optimus as the main lead traveling into the future to help the Maximals protect the allspark from Megatron and whoever was the main villain from Beast wars.
@ConnorNotyerbidness
@ConnorNotyerbidness 6 жыл бұрын
Legoking 616 know what id do if i was michael bay? Stop. Just. Stop. Because he really should just...stop.
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 6 жыл бұрын
well ok, I guess that would be another way to go.
@garganrose
@garganrose 6 жыл бұрын
Legoking 616 a different megatron is the main villain in beast wars named after g1 megatron
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 6 жыл бұрын
garganrose oh. Good to know!
@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421
@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 4 жыл бұрын
"American McAmerican" Greatest nickname ever
@AubreyTheKing
@AubreyTheKing 6 жыл бұрын
James *AVGN* was smart enough to not go see the shitty Ghostbusters remake & Doug was smart enough to not go see the new Transformers movie. This is one of the many reasons why I like these guys, their smart! Critic literally predicted the entire movie! He was on point! Let's you know how Bay does the same shit constantly.
@firesonic1010
@firesonic1010 5 жыл бұрын
The KING *they're*
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 5 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to pretend that in a parallel universe Michael Bay listens to us.
@SaurianStudios1207
@SaurianStudios1207 5 жыл бұрын
They did accuse AVGN for being a misogynist and a nostalgia driven asshole.
@kennedytwins575
@kennedytwins575 4 жыл бұрын
THEY’RE
@orangeslash1667
@orangeslash1667 4 ай бұрын
@@kennedytwins575 predictable.
@LoganVanderGalien
@LoganVanderGalien 7 жыл бұрын
"they didn't have the ball that a Saturday cartoon did..." got me
@aceskeletonne7446
@aceskeletonne7446 7 жыл бұрын
DaLOGAN1 balls*
@aarron4723
@aarron4723 7 жыл бұрын
In all fairness. Killing prime to sell new toys was one of their biggest regrets lol. They also brought him back too.
@Fingleberrys
@Fingleberrys 7 жыл бұрын
Aarron Adepoju He was dead for a long time though.
@nightbeat6416
@nightbeat6416 7 жыл бұрын
Aarron Adepoju Killing Optimus Prime is a joke at this point, since every Optimus Prime no matter what continuity has died at least once.
@manuelalbertoromero9528
@manuelalbertoromero9528 7 жыл бұрын
But at the time, it was definitely a big deal.
@jeeyouse7439
@jeeyouse7439 7 жыл бұрын
Turns out this "Non-review" was pretty much correct. Well played critic, well fucking played.
@seabookfarno8656
@seabookfarno8656 7 жыл бұрын
*Bay had 2...3....4 FUCKING CHANCES AND HE FUCKING BLEW IT ALL UP!!! FUCK!!!!* Dx
@MichaelVuJr
@MichaelVuJr 7 жыл бұрын
Seabook Farno Literally 😏
@seabookfarno8656
@seabookfarno8656 7 жыл бұрын
IF you mean me, NNNOPE. Already stopped myself.
@jeeyouse7439
@jeeyouse7439 7 жыл бұрын
The only reason I watch transformers movies is to see robots kick eachothers asses but surprisingly this movie spent half it's time on humans and I can't remember a single memorable action scene besides Bee vs Prime. I spent my money hoping for some CGI action goodness but this movie offered nothing besides a convoluted ass story, dry humor and some the weirdest fucking pacing I've ever seen.
@cynthiautz6702
@cynthiautz6702 7 жыл бұрын
He got everything right except for the pointless After Credit sequence.
@YagMi6
@YagMi6 6 жыл бұрын
If Michael Bay continues with these cliches in his Transformers movies, you might as well make a drinking game out of it.
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 6 жыл бұрын
Videoman451 🤣🤣🤣
@no.stop.6894
@no.stop.6894 6 жыл бұрын
But I already have
@Heisenkirk2000
@Heisenkirk2000 6 жыл бұрын
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃…………………💀
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 6 жыл бұрын
Caution, it has been known to kill people.
@poker8100
@poker8100 6 жыл бұрын
YagMi6 drink every time there’s an explosion
@CrowMercury
@CrowMercury 6 жыл бұрын
Nailed it 85-90%. And this is the generation that went to see the Emoji movie. I'm waiting for " Shit: the movie " becoming the next big hit, so ehy bother teaching a mule a lesson.
@MetalHeadManic612
@MetalHeadManic612 6 жыл бұрын
We already have "Shit: the movie" It's called The Human Centipede.
@MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica
@MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica 5 жыл бұрын
“Idiocracy” did that joke. The movie was called “ass”. Just 2 hours of ass.
@soygato2722
@soygato2722 5 жыл бұрын
Cmon. We're not all dumb
@heyitscj7726
@heyitscj7726 7 жыл бұрын
You gave me an idea, Critic: I'm going to see this movie with a friend, and I'll make a checklist for everything you said, and see how many are there. I'll come back and tell just how the movie did
@AngryLittleAmericans
@AngryLittleAmericans 7 жыл бұрын
Connor Worley I'm commenting cause I legit want to see this play out
@erikortiz8126
@erikortiz8126 7 жыл бұрын
Connor Worley me too
@demonminer8093
@demonminer8093 7 жыл бұрын
do it, do it more! Let us see if we dont need to see this crap movie!
@cutieanimeslover
@cutieanimeslover 7 жыл бұрын
DO IT OMG
@JeezboozXD
@JeezboozXD 7 жыл бұрын
Do it dude! I'm counting on you! Post it on the reddit: A checklist with a tally on a piece of paper.
@TheKarishi
@TheKarishi 7 жыл бұрын
The irony of this review is the decent odds that it'll get people to watch the movie so they can compare their experience with your assessment.
@WinterGirlRules
@WinterGirlRules 7 жыл бұрын
Ikr? I almost want to see it, to see if his prediction was accurate. ALMOST.
@Sammyyaam
@Sammyyaam 7 жыл бұрын
Pirate it. Dont spend money on this.
@virgin5415
@virgin5415 7 жыл бұрын
KODI
@Crispman_777
@Crispman_777 7 жыл бұрын
Just look up the wikipedia plot summary
@vivir339
@vivir339 7 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I'm afraid of. There's already a comment with over a thousand likes, and a million replies dying to see if Doug was right.
@TheDatabaseNetwork
@TheDatabaseNetwork 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Bay Movies summed up in 5 words: "Explosions, Stereotypes, 'Merica, and Babes."
@Wistbacka
@Wistbacka 3 жыл бұрын
And that is all fine and dandy when you do something new with those components. I wish Michael Bay would get stripped of his cash and hollywood-green card and ho back to make creative popcorn flicks. I am not saying his old stuff are master pieces but just look how different they are from one another: Bad boys Armageddon The rock Bad boys 2 (I mean he manages to refresh the first movie) Pearl harbor No gain no pain The islander First transformers movie That Ryan Renolds movie I cant remember the name of Again not all of them are any master pieces. But they were different and fresh compared to one another. And I love his stylized action directing style, but as pointed out, now he doesnt even try to be creative with those anymore. It's like his camera rig has a saved pre-programmed movement pattern...
@danielattrell
@danielattrell 6 жыл бұрын
I always rewatch this video to regain my faith in humanity
@ilawlight8904
@ilawlight8904 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Attrell Says a guy with a my little pony pic.....
@thebeavpercabethftw9604
@thebeavpercabethftw9604 6 жыл бұрын
Apparently the MLP/brony hate is still a thing. In 2018. I guess people don't know when to move on.
@MrJackblack7
@MrJackblack7 6 жыл бұрын
That's somehow worse than Transformers movies still getting made and them being the same movie? Grow up.
@ilawlight8904
@ilawlight8904 6 жыл бұрын
thebeav Percabeth Let me tell you something...My little pony is for YOUNG girls not 40 year old neck beards and yes I'm going to hate because they are braindead
@thebeavpercabethftw9604
@thebeavpercabethftw9604 6 жыл бұрын
I'm 22, skinny, blonde, and barely have any facial hair. So, thanks for the stereotype, moron.
@h.u.n.k493
@h.u.n.k493 7 жыл бұрын
Alright let's do a rundown, spoilers! (If you give a shit) 1.) Right 2.) right 3.) Yep 4.) Wrong about the kids, they're only in it the first few minutes. 5.) geeks are in it but sparingly so. (Still outstayed his welcome though) 6.) No Shit 7.) Nailed that one right on the head Doug 8.) Sir Anthony why? Yep Doug's right. 9.) Nope Doug, he reveals all actually 10.) Everyone knows Transformers exist. 11.) Yep, Optimus is shafted. 12.) Yep they're after the staff of Merlin. 13.) Yep, Megatron is shafted 14.) I liked her design, but he's right. 15.) Yep 16.) It just grazes the moon nothing significant. 17.) Yep 18.) He fight's him, but no fake out death 19.) Yep he's mind controlled. 20.) They never talk about humanity's worth, shit that's new for this series. 21.) Michael Bay's directing is what you expect. 22.) I don't think the two leads learned anything beyond how to get in each other's pants. 23.) Yep they rock. 24.) They got a setup for another film. I've clearly put more thought and effort into this than the people who makes these films did. I'd like to see Doug follow up this vid, with seeing how accurate he was, he did get a lot right.
@isaiahgarraway5568
@isaiahgarraway5568 7 жыл бұрын
He might as well, these movies keep getting worse and worse.
@randomskitz2402
@randomskitz2402 6 жыл бұрын
Dormammu He only got like 6 things out of 24 wrong. That is pretty good... Or bad...
@paolo2763
@paolo2763 6 жыл бұрын
Came back to the video to check this out... Thanks!
@dunsparceislife2156
@dunsparceislife2156 6 жыл бұрын
Dormammu 20) Yes they do. I've only seen one Transformers movie (the first one) and even in that they had the question of "are humans and this planet worth saving".
@jellyrolls2765
@jellyrolls2765 6 жыл бұрын
dun, he's talking about the last knight, not the series as a whole
@spiketheguy7091
@spiketheguy7091 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, he even predicted the Shia LeBeouf cameo. You should do more of these non-reviews, Critic. ^^
@underdogtv2855
@underdogtv2855 6 жыл бұрын
Im guessing Michael bay was really desperate
@sonofage
@sonofage 6 жыл бұрын
wait, he was in the movie? i actually fell asleep and left the movie somewhere between half an hour to an hour
@spiketheguy7091
@spiketheguy7091 6 жыл бұрын
Well I didn't see the film myself, I just looked up the plot on Wikipedia. But apparently, there was a Shia LeBeouf cameo in a form of a photograph of his character.
@loganplays2690
@loganplays2690 6 жыл бұрын
Son Of Age he's not wrong, I saw it cause I got in for free and laughed because it was so bad
@sonofage
@sonofage 6 жыл бұрын
20th Century Review damn. I wish I got in for free..wait I mean I wish I didn't pay for it or even went for it. I could have seen the mummy and regret that instead haha
@MissCookieThief
@MissCookieThief 6 жыл бұрын
Can we use this video as proof that no one should see the new Transformers movies? Even just on principle alone? If enough people decided not to go, in protest of how bad and repetitive these movies are, the film wouldn't profit and things might actually change.
@fulcrum6760
@fulcrum6760 5 жыл бұрын
MissCookieThief Bumblebee broke the curse. It was awesome.
@definitelynotapervert5602
@definitelynotapervert5602 5 жыл бұрын
@@fulcrum6760 Thankfully, The Last Knight underperformed in the box office. And Bumblebee was an actual really good movie. It seems to me that thanks to The Last Knight underperforming, Paramount got the message that this franchise wasn't going to fly with the super casual audience anymore that once went to these movies. They knew the franchise had to change for the better, so theu decided to get actual talent to work on Bumblebee to make sure the franchise could still make a profit for them in the long run. And that's where Travis Knight and Christina Hodson came in. And thank God they did. I'll be looking forward to the sequel.
@nathanielgarza9198
@nathanielgarza9198 4 жыл бұрын
Hehehe you may have forgotten that America existed
@theveryoriginalgamer532
@theveryoriginalgamer532 4 жыл бұрын
You forget the obligatory car chase scene that lasts two minutes so they can show off Bumblebee’s Camero.
@TheGoldenDunsparce
@TheGoldenDunsparce 7 жыл бұрын
I'm the Nostalgia Critic: I predict it so you don't have to!
@sp.93
@sp.93 7 жыл бұрын
I'm the Nostalgia Pridict, I predict it so you don't have to.
@WaffleEBay12
@WaffleEBay12 7 жыл бұрын
I'm the Nostalgia Predict: I critic it so you don't have to.
@g007adam
@g007adam 7 жыл бұрын
I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I review it so you don't have to go see it!
@cbonde101
@cbonde101 7 жыл бұрын
More effort was put into this review than the movie being reviewed.
@nikospant8927
@nikospant8927 6 жыл бұрын
At least its not as bad as the last airbender... w8 what was the budget ? :D :D :D
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 6 жыл бұрын
You know, if there's gonna be another of these, you know what I would do if I were Michael Bay? I would write a story based on Transformers: Beast wars. It would have Optimus as the lead character this time and have him traveling into the future to help the Maximals protect the allspark from Megatron and whoever was the main villain from Beast wars.
@maddmann2702
@maddmann2702 6 жыл бұрын
That was also Megatron.
@lukesdewhurst
@lukesdewhurst 6 жыл бұрын
As a bad ass T-Rex. Also I believe more effort went into this review than was put into the story for the film. What a shit show, I didn't have a clue what was going on
@shelleymcrae514
@shelleymcrae514 6 жыл бұрын
Hay oh
@guicaldo7164
@guicaldo7164 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a 17-year-old aspiring filmmaker and screenwriter. I write books and screenplays for fun, but obviously I'm still far from fully developing and still have much, much to learn. Also, I'm positive I could've written and possibly even directed a far, far better Transformers movie than this one. Seriously, if I didn't know they'd throw it into the garbage can without opening it, I'd write a script myself and send it to Hollywood. Well, if you're still in school and you know you could've done a better job than someone who's been doing the same stuff his whole life, that's... really sad.
@elijahkelley7616
@elijahkelley7616 5 жыл бұрын
Gui Caldo I believe you
@knuxtoastOFroblox
@knuxtoastOFroblox 5 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the time I did a similar thing. Designing an app store better than “sleek and innovative” Apple is a similarly sad experience.
@neptuneplaneptune3367
@neptuneplaneptune3367 5 жыл бұрын
Evry decent Transformers Fan could wright a better Movie. How? Step one forget Earth! Make a Movie about the War on Cybertron! This war has rages for YEARS! There is MORE than enough Matirial to work with. Step Two let it start with Optimus STARTING as a Leader! As a joung still uncerten Bot. Let us sea how he BECAME the Optimus Prime we all love! Step 3 show Megatrons rise to Power. How did he gatehr the Decepticons? How did this War started? Step 4 Show us Cybertrn BEFORE the War! Show us how there Home ones looked! Cybertron is aways described as a beatiful Planet. But we sea NOTHING of it!
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 5 жыл бұрын
I turned 17 today.
@ryan4393
@ryan4393 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a 15-year-old aspiring screenwriter. I’ve written 3 features and 1 short. How many have you written so far?
@awilduser895
@awilduser895 6 жыл бұрын
I actually watched it before and he got it 99% correct
@Duckmaster100
@Duckmaster100 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Yeo what was the 1 %
@awilduser895
@awilduser895 6 жыл бұрын
Jarrod Cawthorne that this movie had a chance XD
@warlords5902
@warlords5902 5 жыл бұрын
100%
@kahfernandez8186
@kahfernandez8186 5 жыл бұрын
@@Duckmaster100 He said that one of the geeks would die. That's it. That's the ONLY mistake of the entire video...... BRAV-DAFUCK-O HOLLYWOOD!
@darkevilazn
@darkevilazn 7 жыл бұрын
He got in the shia la beuof cameo. That was probably a random shot in the dark, and he GOT IT RIGHT! Man, that says something.
@davidbauler3159
@davidbauler3159 6 жыл бұрын
I watched the first film and thought "its silly, creepy and bad, but they can only go up from here". I watched one or two movie of the films, only to give up on the film franchise.
@blammowammo5886
@blammowammo5886 6 жыл бұрын
darkevilazn what does it say, exactly?
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 6 жыл бұрын
Alexander Hernandez that Micheal bay and everyone else in Hollywood just like him are predictable, bland, and completely unoriginal.
@DIO45032
@DIO45032 7 жыл бұрын
Wow, just wow, the critic fucking nailed it. And for the Nazi base, they used Winston Churchill's fucking home
@jaymcd8577
@jaymcd8577 6 жыл бұрын
Churchill was a Zionist shill, an organisation that had ties to the Nazi party and deliberately had the Jews of europe but in harms way to be the cause and later excuse for the foundation of the modern state of Israel. Churchill also intentionally enticed Hitler into war by Bombing Dressden first thus Germany retaliating with the London Blitz while he knew before hand and would flee London to the countryside. He was also an Alcoholic, aristocratic psychopath. But that's none of my business.
@llamasombrero4972
@llamasombrero4972 6 жыл бұрын
Ok Jay McD. Pray tell, why exactly Churchill did all of this? How could it possibly benefit him?
@jaymcd8577
@jaymcd8577 6 жыл бұрын
One of England's greatest!?....have you even glanced at the links I posted here...
@ShatteredGlass916
@ShatteredGlass916 6 жыл бұрын
Jay McD what links ?
@jaymcd8577
@jaymcd8577 6 жыл бұрын
The one's in my reply to Llama Sombrero
@aguywithalotofopinions412
@aguywithalotofopinions412 5 жыл бұрын
Fortunately Bumblebee is actually the main character in the movie named Bumblebee. Who would have known?
@privacypl0x156
@privacypl0x156 4 жыл бұрын
I actually did this to transformers 3 when my buds invited me to go to the theatre with them. They were pretty peeved about my killjoy attitude and edgy arrogance of "i already know what's going to happen before watching it" attitude. They were even more upset that evening when my summary was mostly apt. Blamed me for ruining their immersion and ability to suspend disbelief.
@V4Now
@V4Now 3 жыл бұрын
The bad script and directing should have taken me out of it. I remember going into the movie upset due to 2 I left upset because even though it was better I got nothing of value out of it.🤷🏾‍♂️
@blakerutt98
@blakerutt98 7 жыл бұрын
You hear that, Micheal Bay? We don't need to see your movie because we've already seen it!
@MonoKabi
@MonoKabi 7 жыл бұрын
#BayCott ?
@roylordofthedank2789
@roylordofthedank2789 7 жыл бұрын
Gola245 #BoycottBay
@zillauniverse7208
@zillauniverse7208 7 жыл бұрын
it's going to be Michael bay last transformers films he doing so in later films we could get a better derictor
@JohnHaloWarrior95
@JohnHaloWarrior95 7 жыл бұрын
Critic delivered, and unfortunately as he feared, his prediction was 95% to 99% correct. He could asst this point do prediction reviews for all really tired movies, and then only do a review if they actually break the mold. This was just as entertaining as an actual review,I would have no issues if he kept doing this.
@jrpludacrous
@jrpludacrous 6 жыл бұрын
8:24 Not just the G1 cartoon, but Beast Wars, Armada, Animated and Prime had the balls to kill off popular characters or the main character (hasn't been Optimus, but they still show death)
@AquaLantern
@AquaLantern 6 жыл бұрын
No kidding! It took a long time to get over Blurr's death in Animated :(
@neptuneplaneptune3367
@neptuneplaneptune3367 5 жыл бұрын
They killed Optimus in G1. And he dies in Prime
@VadersFist95
@VadersFist95 5 жыл бұрын
G1 cartoon never killed anyone until the movie though
@MrMajorasmask101
@MrMajorasmask101 5 жыл бұрын
Neptune Planeptune hes dies in most of the shows
@comiqueromosses9132
@comiqueromosses9132 4 жыл бұрын
Inferno, armada starscream and Breakdown deserved better....
@HapyBapy
@HapyBapy 4 жыл бұрын
The fact he predict all of it is what make the video terrifying.
@seanlocke2228
@seanlocke2228 7 жыл бұрын
OMG! He was completely right! Ok, now tell me this week's lottery numbers!
@jamesbishop6613
@jamesbishop6613 7 жыл бұрын
10,26,43,8,28,30?
@vladivanovici510
@vladivanovici510 7 жыл бұрын
Adrian De Alban I'm gonna predict now that your prediction was right
@seanlocke2228
@seanlocke2228 7 жыл бұрын
MisAnthro Pony no I didn't. I just saw other reviews from other youtubers and by the sound of it, Critic was spot on for most of it. I'd rather go watch the new planet of the apes movie than this piece of crap.
@camzoman
@camzoman 7 жыл бұрын
These predictions weren't based on luck, they were based on experience. Say what you like about the lottery, but at least it's different every time.
@seanlocke2228
@seanlocke2228 7 жыл бұрын
Cameron Tero it was a joke
@4getfulness16
@4getfulness16 7 жыл бұрын
"maybe even a Shia cameo if they're beyond desperate" GODDAMN DOUG HOW DID YOU DO THAT? hahahaha
@davidbauler3159
@davidbauler3159 6 жыл бұрын
Shia. Oh, poor, poor Shia.
@klimmr
@klimmr 6 жыл бұрын
He predicted that Fant4stic was going to suck. He's that good.
@gaminggoof1542
@gaminggoof1542 6 жыл бұрын
I take his word for it that he was predicting but what about showing the movie clips
@jaggin7561
@jaggin7561 6 жыл бұрын
klimmr3021 lots of people knew it was going to suck
@elenarossi8398
@elenarossi8398 6 жыл бұрын
nothing against the nc he is great but a 3yr old could have predicted that the Fan4stic will be bad XD
@lalitoborrego2860
@lalitoborrego2860 6 жыл бұрын
Bro everything he said was absolutely right. I can't believe its gotten this bad. What's worse is that Bay actually put some ideas that could have been cool like the Battle of Chicago and its effects but ruined them.
@bartverbeek580
@bartverbeek580 5 жыл бұрын
Seen it yesterday on Netflix and seen this video just now. You got about 95% right. Like the geek Guy die not happening, just a fake out of it.
@1sam234
@1sam234 7 жыл бұрын
Reviews are in and the Critic definitely got the prediction passably right. And honestly, that's pretty sad on the movie's part XD
@atalentlessidiot7872
@atalentlessidiot7872 6 жыл бұрын
1sam234 And especially Bay's part, because his reputation is fucking toast.
@slayertakim1
@slayertakim1 7 жыл бұрын
Initial reviews are out...and critic someone needs to answer that phone, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!
@CGFMovies
@CGFMovies 7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mamasboy7569
@mamasboy7569 7 жыл бұрын
slayertakim1 TFS?
@gjtrue
@gjtrue 7 жыл бұрын
COOLER called it!!!
@JosephDutra
@JosephDutra 3 жыл бұрын
One thing I really like about this "non"- review is that the first few minutes has no background music at all, like Doug wants us to know just how serious he is about this and something about it just comes off as ominous and I can't help but love this video for that.
@MM126.90
@MM126.90 Жыл бұрын
6:34 Fun fact: that is actually Stanley Tucci right there as Merlin
@ianli3027
@ianli3027 7 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Doug... you were right.
@hinata1ize
@hinata1ize 6 жыл бұрын
I quit these movies after the 2nd one.
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 6 жыл бұрын
hinata1ize here here
@masonwheeler6536
@masonwheeler6536 5 жыл бұрын
Same here. First one: "Ooo! A Transformers movie! This is gonna be awesome!" Then it sucked. Second one: "Another Transformers movie? I'd better see it; it can't possibly be worse than the first one." Aaaaaaand, it was even worse. Third one: "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me." Didn't go see it, or any of the later ones.
@neptuneplaneptune3367
@neptuneplaneptune3367 5 жыл бұрын
That was the best point to quite. The First Movie is goood. The Second is okay. The fird? Has SOME Enyoiable things but...is mostly garbage. The 4? Complete Garbage? The 5? Fucking Batman and Robin is a better Movie than this!
@averythesuperhero
@averythesuperhero 5 жыл бұрын
I quit after the third. I nearly fell asleep during my first viewing of it.
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 5 жыл бұрын
1 - Full movie 2 - Full movie 3 - Bits and pieces but it was such a hot mess Bay and Fox went on my permanent DO NOT WATCH list 4 - NOPE 5 - On Netflix so 5 minutes into the opening, I stepped out of the room to grab something, and it was such nonsense I completely forgot what movie I was watching. Turned off and was done with any more lazy nostalgia cash ins, property be damned. Bumblebee - I don't care how much acclaim it's getting I'm sick of that jaundiced testicle.
@ridley7498
@ridley7498 6 жыл бұрын
Critic please review Transformers Prime.Unlike the Michael Bay movies it actually has effort put into it.
@ridley7498
@ridley7498 3 жыл бұрын
@@zackerolo2 that's a shame
@wesleyhunt7599
@wesleyhunt7599 7 жыл бұрын
You were about 90-95% right. You got about one thing wrong about the forced romantic interest but it was minor and you weren't even that far off.
@KyojinKaiju
@KyojinKaiju 7 жыл бұрын
I have a very, VERY strong feeling you nailed it on the head.
@TeamTowers1
@TeamTowers1 7 жыл бұрын
Eh the film will probably be crap, but he's not exactly a great predictor when he missed the blatant hints at Unicron, throughout the marketing. Still not gonna see it.
@mineminecrafft5833
@mineminecrafft5833 7 жыл бұрын
TeamTowers1 you know the half of cybertron that was left in out uniwers in tf3 thanka to Optimus that half is what going to desroi Earth in tf5 look at cybertrone in tf3 and then look back at the half it is cybertrone not unicron unfortsantly thanks to the idiot Mikeal Bay
@TeamTowers1
@TeamTowers1 7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they are going down the TF Prime route, were Earth is Unicron.
@KyojinKaiju
@KyojinKaiju 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if that planet sized thing is Unicron... I think Bay also hated the idea of Transformer Planets as he did with the Dinobots (it was Hasbro that forced him to add them to the 4th movie). But it doesn't matter if the giant planet thing is Unicron or not; it's just a giant metal machine for the villain to ride in. ;)
@KyojinKaiju
@KyojinKaiju 7 жыл бұрын
I think that would be too demanding for TF audiences intelligence, haha. XD Honestly, that was an interesting interpretation of Unicron. But again, I don't think this is Unicron; and if it is, it's going to be the worst interpretation of Unicron because it won't have any character--or won't even be a character. Feel free to disagree, but I don't think that's Unicron.
@teejaykaye4357
@teejaykaye4357 6 жыл бұрын
I still like the first Transformers movie. The rest just.... lose me. They blend together into one big Bay Mess. Ironically, the best things to come out of the Michael Bay movies are: the Transformers Prime cartoon, which undeniably has echoes of the setup and the character appearance for the Cybertronians, and the fanfiction. I've read fanfics based off these movies that are a few thousand words shy of a MILLION words long and they have so much depth and development and worldbuilding, which never appears in the movies. It's actually kind of stunning. The only reason I'd want to bother with the 5th Transformers movie is to see if Bay manages to fuck up Unicron. Because it should be impossible to fuck up Unicron, ITS UNICRON FOR GODS SAKE. Also, that fucking tagline "Rethink your heroes" FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY, YOU ALREADY FUCKED OVER MEGATRON, YOU DON'T GET TO FUCK OVER OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIME AS WELL. EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU WILL. YOU ASS. OPTIMUS DESERVED BETTER.
@kayladisney15
@kayladisney15 5 жыл бұрын
100% accurate!!!!!!!! I had to suffer through this because my brother wanted to see this!
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 5 жыл бұрын
Did your brother at least like it?
@MrSamusdark
@MrSamusdark 7 жыл бұрын
I googled Transformers the Last Knight and it says on its wiki page that a Bumblebee spin-off and a Transformers 6 are set to be released in 2018 and 2019 respectively. Lol. These movies never fucking end.
@markojuly
@markojuly 7 жыл бұрын
Mateo Because idiots still pay to see it
@Matt-cn2nn
@Matt-cn2nn 7 жыл бұрын
marko julio You mean people with a different opinion to you. You're no important than they are, so why is your opinion the only one people are allowed to have?
@SUFHolbek
@SUFHolbek 7 жыл бұрын
Person 1: "I think shit taste good" Person 2: "You're an idiot, there's a million things that taste better than shit" Person 1: "OH OH! SO MY OPINION IS WORTH LESS THAN YOURS?!
@Matt-cn2nn
@Matt-cn2nn 7 жыл бұрын
Scoldpedia If they enjoy eating shit and they're not, say, forcing it down everyone's throats, by all means just let them and get on with your own life, rather than just attack them with words or outright forcing them to stop, the way a lot of people seem to be demanding of the people wanting to watch Transformers 5.
@lisabarnes924
@lisabarnes924 7 жыл бұрын
NEVER ENDING STOORRRRYYYY- oh wait wrong song....
@geekcultureandmovieLover
@geekcultureandmovieLover 7 жыл бұрын
Well Doug, the reviews are out, and looks like you were completely right about the movie.
@ArchaicBuilds
@ArchaicBuilds 6 жыл бұрын
my god you were 100% accurate you actually did it
@dragonsword8129
@dragonsword8129 Жыл бұрын
You know what’s a good sign for Rise of the Beasts? The new director actually said that they had a long discussion about what has and hasn’t been done in Transformer movies, and they made an effort to avoid anything that’s already been done. They’re trying to make sure that this film won’t be a repeat like the other ones.
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 Жыл бұрын
Let's hope it all works out
@jrpludacrous
@jrpludacrous 7 жыл бұрын
how come the games and cartoons tend to give stories and nicely paced action better than the """""""king of action""""""""?
@EchoSD
@EchoSD 6 жыл бұрын
I know right. I've played the Cybertron games and they have good writtng, good characters, original plots, and they tell a really interesting story.
@Jebsucks
@Jebsucks 6 жыл бұрын
+ULGROTHA Yep, compare this dog turd to More Than Meets The Eye, it's like night and bloody day! Seriously, you'd be forgiven for thinking they were two completely different properties that both just had the word 'Transformers' in the title!
@SirPreyasThe619
@SirPreyasThe619 7 жыл бұрын
Experiment successful, NC was essentially 90% right
@ianr.navahuber2195
@ianr.navahuber2195 6 жыл бұрын
the only few things he got wrong. 1) nerd character didnt die, it was fake out (which is worse. it would have been interesting had he died) 2) the Joyce character of 4th film didnt come back, which is worse becuase it would have made more sense than the others 3) the reason the villainess wants to destroy makes sense, but is not even a twist, because everyone knew it (transformers:prime made better use of it) 4) evil optimus was out of comission, FOR MOST OF THE MOVIE. even him being evil was like a ratings stunt as it wasnt even 15 minutes. not even half hour So yeah critic was right on the spot. Worse thing, Last knight was the 1° tranfromers movie that left me dissapointed. all the ones are still enjoyable for me even if it is just for the effects, but last knight wasnt. it was what suicide squad was for most of DCEU fans before wonder woman came out
@sntreulfravn2321
@sntreulfravn2321 6 жыл бұрын
More like 97%
@pharaohbubbles1547
@pharaohbubbles1547 6 жыл бұрын
SirPreyasThe619 Its about 100% now lol
@halfdemonprince
@halfdemonprince 6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately there wasn’t a fight on the moon
@Ninja_4561
@Ninja_4561 Жыл бұрын
The best part of the movie is that LITERALLY EVERY DIFFERENT SHOT is in a different aspect ratio because "art"
@TitanWar93
@TitanWar93 6 жыл бұрын
Okay from the years of the MB Transformers. 1: I really liked it 2: It was alright, but stupid 3: What a bunch or cool effects, but it's average 4: It was alright, but damn I hate some of the characters and writing 5: I can't believe it, I hated every minute of this damn piece of shit.
@maxlevin6167
@maxlevin6167 7 жыл бұрын
Apart from the angles, he got 99% of it right.
@dazo1794
@dazo1794 7 жыл бұрын
Predictions: Explosions, racist stereotypes, american flags and product placement in nearly every shot, camera lingering on hot girls. All the stuff in a Michael Bay film.
@RiNicku1ous
@RiNicku1ous 7 жыл бұрын
Dario Alba don't forget the man-only military
@CannonBolt112
@CannonBolt112 7 жыл бұрын
Let's add wasted potential to the list as well and we've got the full package.
@dazo1794
@dazo1794 7 жыл бұрын
ՏѦBѦH I wouldn't say fan service mate. The films always focus on Sam in his college or at his job, instead of actually being about the Transformers.
@dazo1794
@dazo1794 7 жыл бұрын
ՏѦBѦH yeah theyre basically in the movie so horny men will fork out money to get a hard on for 3 hours staring at the girls
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 7 жыл бұрын
Dario Alba You forgot Pandering... lots and lots of Pandering.
@migueldeleon9583
@migueldeleon9583 6 жыл бұрын
Here are the steps to make a good transformer film 1. New director 2. Start the story of with Oran paxs
@marcossandrosilva6979
@marcossandrosilva6979 2 жыл бұрын
*Orion
@FabledHeroes3351
@FabledHeroes3351 6 жыл бұрын
Thank god there rebooting the series and ditching Michael Bay
@matthewscorner2990
@matthewscorner2990 5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me? Since when?
@comixproviderftw_02
@comixproviderftw_02 5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewscorner2990 Bumblebee spin off.
@miyakotakajo7697
@miyakotakajo7697 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah... sorry to break it to you... but this prediction is practically 100% accurate
@miyakotakajo7697
@miyakotakajo7697 6 жыл бұрын
I mean The Last Knight was something we all knew was gonna be a piece of shit but most of my major complaints come from how much shit just... happens... and some of the "Transformers affecting major parts in human history" thing contradicts the introduction of the Autobots in the first movie
@mimsilvernote
@mimsilvernote 7 жыл бұрын
This movie was good..... At proving how bad it was
@paolo2763
@paolo2763 6 жыл бұрын
I thought you were going to do the 90's move: "This movie was good...... NOT!"
@mimsilvernote
@mimsilvernote 6 жыл бұрын
Paolo I was forced to see it so I spent the the whole time insulting it 🤣
@chrisbrasel9049
@chrisbrasel9049 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed as like your pony pic there.
@mimsilvernote
@mimsilvernote 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Brasel it’s an old pic
@chrisbrasel9049
@chrisbrasel9049 6 жыл бұрын
Well I like it as what's her name?
@enigmaticbeing666
@enigmaticbeing666 2 жыл бұрын
8:36 although mickey isn't a terrorist he's a dictator
@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44
@SadikiStGeorgeangemon44 5 жыл бұрын
2 years later and Bumblebee finally did what we've been asking
@valenzuelasstudios1838
@valenzuelasstudios1838 4 жыл бұрын
A box office bomb or originality?
@kressnik
@kressnik 7 жыл бұрын
According to wikipedia, you were 100% right.
@ravenwraith1017
@ravenwraith1017 7 жыл бұрын
Nikita Kress lol. Woke up this morning, turned on my iPad, and read the plot on Wikipedia. Do it every time a movie comes out, just in case...
@NiggaChickenSticks
@NiggaChickenSticks 7 жыл бұрын
saaaame glade im not the only one
@316shibby
@316shibby 7 жыл бұрын
Ah so Critic can read the future... if Wikipedia was called future
@kressnik
@kressnik 7 жыл бұрын
By the time he made this video, wiki was empty, it was filled with plot description after first showings.
@maheshsunny6212
@maheshsunny6212 7 жыл бұрын
+Nikita Kress bro its all fake reviews, movie is outstanding mind blowing vfx, awesome
@E_The_Animator
@E_The_Animator 7 жыл бұрын
"Nostaldamus: I predict it, before you watch it."
@saiyanc137
@saiyanc137 4 жыл бұрын
1. Knights and Nazis only in the first 10 mins? Yes. 2. Obnoxious comedy? Yes 3. Geek dies? No, but sidelined. 4. Hot chick plus brain? Yes. 5. Shia cameo? Yes. 6. Important suit person? Yes. 7. Humans are main characters? Yes. 8. Evil force that wants power thing? Yes 9. Megaton is a bitch? Yes. 10. Human looking bad transformers. Yes. 11. Moon? No. 12. Prime is bad guy? Yes 13. Friendship wins? Yes 14. Is humanity worth it? No. 15. Offensive comedy? No. 16. Confusing action? Yes. 17. 2-3 good action moments? Yes. 18. Learn about letting go? Yes. 19. Prime speech? Yes 20. Villain survives? Yes. 21. NOT the last one? Yes.
@arnathan1792
@arnathan1792 4 жыл бұрын
I like how all four characters he listed at 5:55 were in the actual movie
@Nagarath16
@Nagarath16 7 жыл бұрын
So now people watch the new Bayformer just to play Nostalgia Critic bingo with the movie?
@rodolfosanchez1508
@rodolfosanchez1508 7 жыл бұрын
Nagarath16 yes
@Glimare
@Glimare 7 жыл бұрын
That should be in their online shop.
@jeronimotorres1
@jeronimotorres1 7 жыл бұрын
Pfft, as if I'll waste my money or time. I'll just watch or read other reviews to compare data.
@omnipotente666
@omnipotente666 7 жыл бұрын
yeah, but you can watch it on the internet.
@AlphaOmega1237
@AlphaOmega1237 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe if I can stop playing Tyranny and Stellaris for a few hours.
@TheWhiterosedragon
@TheWhiterosedragon 7 жыл бұрын
You want something new and better? Transformers Prime, the cartoon series. Review it..... Please
@crystaldawn3438
@crystaldawn3438 7 жыл бұрын
Best transformers show to date in my opinion
@Pizzajoe15
@Pizzajoe15 7 жыл бұрын
TheWhiterosedragon I'd be down for that.
@christopherlaurie5172
@christopherlaurie5172 7 жыл бұрын
Yes that is one of my favorite cartoons of all time
@diegokaqui60
@diegokaqui60 7 жыл бұрын
this guy has been asked to do mlp for years.....i don t think he will
@Katt30
@Katt30 7 жыл бұрын
YES, TFP was amazing
@TheGenuineDWNUT
@TheGenuineDWNUT 6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, you're 90% right. All these films are getting the same -sigh-. That's why the MCU works.... every film is different from the last.
@Psalm_23
@Psalm_23 5 жыл бұрын
No they aren't. All MCU movies are the same shit. They're just long trailers for the next movie
@redward2235
@redward2235 4 жыл бұрын
@@Psalm_23 How?
@Psalm_23
@Psalm_23 4 жыл бұрын
@@redward2235 if you ask how then you might be stupid. Look at the formula Good guy does good guy things BAD guy arrives and does bad guy things Good guy beats bad guy in cgi fight Rinse and repeat
@redward2235
@redward2235 4 жыл бұрын
@@Psalm_23 That's not a formula. That's 99% of all movies pluse they're comicbook movies. They are the definition of that story. It like saying all horror movies are the same because they have jumpscares and blood. NO!!! No one says that! Nobody thinks Jigsaw and Halloween are the same! Same with the MCU. Winter soldier and Guardians of the galaxy 1 are completely different. Guardians is a crazy space adventure with spaceships and talking trees and raccoons. Winter soldier is a grounded film were our main character's beliefs are challenged by the new world with hand to hand combat and guns. If your main argument is that they use "formula" almost all movies do then that's ridiculous. It's fine if you don't like the MCU but don't criticize a movie for something that's is kinda mandatory. Is there any other reason.
@Psalm_23
@Psalm_23 4 жыл бұрын
@@redward2235 funny how the dark knight the best superhero of all time didn't need the Disney formula. None of these make you remember them. Every single MCU movie is forgotten the day after its watched
@GEEKFREAK01
@GEEKFREAK01 6 ай бұрын
Critic's rant about Hollywood making the same movies is how i currently feel about the MCU nowadays
@gooey7745
@gooey7745 7 жыл бұрын
Saw it. He was 90% right. Now I'm sad.
@sonicthecommenter422
@sonicthecommenter422 7 жыл бұрын
What was the 10%?
@romanav7518
@romanav7518 7 жыл бұрын
Nebby's Opinions yeah what was the 10%?
@TheDark4light
@TheDark4light 7 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was the fact the guy in the suit didnt do anything dumb, or was part of the coverup. He's one of the few not covering it up.
@sapphire7424
@sapphire7424 7 жыл бұрын
Loud Noises but where was the 10% that wasn't shit?
@gooey7745
@gooey7745 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe the whole movie was shit, I don't remember. There might have been something, but trying to recall the whole movie it's impossible for me to remember anything sooooo I guess he's completely right. Well, at least I only have to see this one and none of the other ones
@MissJukeBox8
@MissJukeBox8 7 жыл бұрын
Chester really should have showed up and said "CHANGE?! YA GOT CHANGE?! PLEASE, GIVE US SOME CHANGE FOR ONCE!"
@alanisstrife345
@alanisstrife345 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe next time? Also, love your profile pic.
@MissJukeBox8
@MissJukeBox8 7 жыл бұрын
Alanis Strife Thanks!
@OliveDiamonds
@OliveDiamonds 4 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of when I first saw the trailer. I told my boyfriend "if they somehow add king arthur or merlin to this, you owe me dinner" that dinner at red lobster was delicious
@allenmacias273
@allenmacias273 5 жыл бұрын
It's scary how accurately you predicted this movie
@OptimysticPessimyst
@OptimysticPessimyst 7 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic just proved Michael Bay is a fraud. He's predicted the film 99% correct. The movie is garbage with tiny redeeming qualities. Was scary watching this both before and after seeing the movie.
@cszw2987
@cszw2987 6 жыл бұрын
Olly W Michael Bay is a Hack Fraud
@AdamCarter765
@AdamCarter765 6 жыл бұрын
No. Michael Bay hires the same two writers for most of his films and he has the power to hire someone better or make changes to it himself.
@joeyzilla6912
@joeyzilla6912 7 жыл бұрын
The day after the last knight came out Doug was found crying setting down at his desk by Bill after he was proven right about the movie and then Bill took him out for ice cream so everything was alright again
@deathsythelui
@deathsythelui 7 жыл бұрын
Oh, this had better be the follow-up video after the movie is released... Just to see Doug and Bill eating out at a Baskin-Robins or something.
@joeyzilla6912
@joeyzilla6912 7 жыл бұрын
L.D. Johnson we always need more Bill
@mageleader3699
@mageleader3699 7 жыл бұрын
That is just what Bill would do. He's one of my greatest friends!
@shino4242
@shino4242 7 жыл бұрын
HAH! That is so Bill.
@joeyzilla6912
@joeyzilla6912 7 жыл бұрын
Nathanael Upcott Bills is everyone best friend
@roguebritgravy1
@roguebritgravy1 4 жыл бұрын
Transformers 1: white guy in middle of robot war Transformers 2: white guy in middle of robot war Transformers 3: white guy in middle of robot war Transformers 4: white guy in middle of robot war Transformers 5: white guy in middle of robot war Do I need to carry on? Do the transformers need to carry on?
@fulcrum6760
@fulcrum6760 4 жыл бұрын
RogueBrit Gravy1 Bumblebee: Girl bonding with robot and learning to overcome the death of a loved one.
@vickerandflips8061
@vickerandflips8061 3 жыл бұрын
Transformers should always be about robot war. No one wants peaceful diplomacy from a TF movie, but i do agree there are many different and better ways to tell that story
@roguebritgravy1
@roguebritgravy1 3 жыл бұрын
@@vickerandflips8061 exactly. It's this uncreativity with Michael bey that's killing the transformers
@roguebritgravy1
@roguebritgravy1 3 жыл бұрын
@@fulcrum6760 at least A movie tried something semi different. Although I think that was a plotline in a past transformers movie.
@Tenchigo100
@Tenchigo100 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm the *Nastaliaric* " Sounds like some lind of mystical beast
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