That intro is golden.

2009: Its ok Chris. Bay said this will be his last. 2011: Its ok Chris. Bay said this will be his last. 2014: Its ok Chris. Bay said this will be his last. 2017: Its ok Chr... Never mind.

They need a transformers in the view of megatron

Transformers are my guilty pleasure and I love them knowing all the flaws and cringe at everything. Idk why but I like these movies.

If i was watching this movie on a plane, I'd still walk out.

Brilliant quote from USA Today: "If Optimus Prime, Autobot leader and all-around mensch, really wanted to save humanity, he would have stopped Michael Bay around four Transformers movies ago"

Transformers 🙂 Revenge of the fallen 😂 Dark of the moon 🙂 Age of extinction 😒 Last knight😕

I knew you were going to do your "take an interest in science!" Walberg line at some point lol.

6:00 best Mark Wahlberg Impression of all time

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHUT THE FUCK UP MEANS?!" That killed me right there

That intro was better than the whole movie 🤣

6:00 this killed me lol

legit died when chris said "take an interest in science!" best wahlberg impression out there lol

Nostalgia Critic was right!

We counted the explosions when we were in theaters to see the movie, it was 210 explosions. That's like 2 per minute.

This was WAY worse than Age of Extinction.

I grew up with Chris Stuckmann calling me a piece of shit!

Your intros keep getting better and better. The skits are fun while being short, sweet and to the point. I like seeing this more creative side of you. Keep it up!

That vin diesel impression

This movie was horrible. It should be used as a torture method. No flow, no structure, no storytelling. I understood what was going on in all the prior movies even if I though it was dumb. Once they got to England I was done. I walked out. The entire reason for watching these movies are the final battles and I couldn't hold on till then. lol

Wow, Chris' Optimus Prime voice was on point and dope!

Lmao! That Mark Wahlberg impression!! Congrats on 1 million subscribers, well deserved.

Transformers A- (Good movie) Revenge of Fallen D- (No transformers, no plot, bad humor) Dark of Moon B- (Better then Fallen) Age of Extinction C- (At least the autobots had character) The Last Knight E (What the hell)

Chris Stuckmann does genuinely good voice impressions, and deserves more credit

I died when Vin Diesel showed up in the intro xD Applause!!!

According to Chris, the Transformers series would require some...transformation.

Chris: this needs revitalisation Bumblebee: hold my beer...

I FEEL ASLEEP IN THE THEATER.....

Hats off to the opening

Your Optimus Prime voice is actually pretty good! :P

Transformers 3 was the last true transformers

Finally, a great, honest and all round great KZfaq channel all about films, and even better... he does movie reviews. This guy is the perfect channel for a movie lover like me. Keep up the great work Chris.

Remember last time Mark Wahlberg played a science-related character? Well, it's HAPPENING again.

But well,let's be honest.. Still better than the Emoji movie

That opening, seriously. 😂 Had me rolling. Keep it up Chris.

the new Transformers movies may be bad but the first original movie will always be a masterpiece

I miss when Chris was like our secret KZfaqr. He had only a few hundred thousand subs and it was like the best kept secret channel on KZfaq. All of us fans with the Chris meme's in the comments...good time's family! Welcome new subs to the channel!

Well done on the 1 million, man. The content is always great and, for a while, have been my first stop for movie reviews. Keep-up the good work and may everything stay in your favour.

It’s kinda lame that they made “the staff” as the new cube, it’s like a theme now for every single movie. First the cube, second the allspark, third the pillars, fourth the seed, and now the staff. Can there just be a movie with a different storyline? I would love to see a movie without whiny screaming people that just get thrown around and barely do anything. They should just make a prequel movie on Cybertron with the war and only transformers.

i just discovered that Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon looks exactly the same

Nostalgia Critic: GODDAMMIT! I WAS RIGHT!

that Wahlberg impersonation was dead on

Dude, you got “The Rock” in the background, my all time favorite movie

Love your intro Chris as bay is not going to direct any future films of the franchise and the next installment will be made by the director of kubo and the two strings so maybe the transformers will be great, right?

I want to see them try a Logan-ised Transformers film, where the world actually HAS ended and its just Optimus and a few human friends trying to stay alive. These movies are cancer, but sign me up for that shit if you can get a good team behind it

That Mark walberg impression is on point. But seriously Chris take your ass to Paramount and direct these transformer films.

Dude, you are definitely the best movie reviewer on youtube. Last reviewer I loved was Mr. Ebert himself, although you don't share the same style or demeaner (lol)....but you do share the complete and pure flow of thought process he had as well as your honesty in reviewing movies based on your own feelings about the movie as apposed to having a preconceived judgement of the movie based on existing reviews. I ended up watching your reviews on all these random movies I know I'm never gonna watch, lol.

Everyone: The killed of the decepticons so qiuckly! Me the entire movie: Where the f is Ultra Magnus?

When Chris and Jeremy post at the same time...

Wow ANOTHER bad Transformers movie with explosions... What a twist!

Those LED lights on your movies are cool in the background. Where did you get them?

Wow Chris, your impression of optimus prime is amazing!

Even though Age of Extinction is bad, this is definitely NOT better. Not only is its narrative worse, its characters cringier, and it's filming techiques unbelievably terrible, but if you think for a second that any part of this film makes sense, you're wrong. Bumblebee re-assembling, except HOW can he do that? Optimus Prime meeting Quintessa, except we already saw that the creators were ORGANIC in the last movie, and that the original Dynasty of Primes all look like the Fallen. Optimus is said to be a descendant of the Dynasty of Primes, and Sentinel, presumably his relative, would have KNOWN if he were actually created by Quintessa. Megatron acting like a cartoon villain with a cartoon biker gang Decepticon team, except Megatron was NEVER like that, and wasn't he just Galvatron? Megatron making a snarky remark at Starscream's head, except Starscream was NEVER decapitated. He died because his head exploded. Bumblebee speaking again, except there's no reason ever given for WHY he can speak, especially since he tore out his only voice box a few minutes prior. Optimus saying "I haven't heard your voice since Cybertron fell," except he DID hear it in the first movie, and it was British. Megatron saying "We were brothers once," except this is redundant character development because Optimus already made the choice to execute him prior. Earth now has two moons, except Cybertron was clearly BIGGER than Earth before. So really, this movie acts like it's the culmination of everything we've seen so far, except it contradicts almost everything we've seen so far. It's an F you idiot.

LOL, that Mark Wahlberg impression is on point.

"can't wait to roll out of that theater" 😂

Dude that whole intro (especially the Michael Jackson “Leave Me alone” song part) was perfecto

OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS ON 1MILLION SUBS CHRIS

these fucking new style intros dude. fucking yesssss

God how did this not get over a million views!!! That was the best intro I have ever seen. Congrats to that mate, love it.

Anyone noticed the aspect ratio jumping sporadically in the film in every single scene?

What really pissed me off is that the movie had a scene that was put in the trailer that was a straight up lie Spoilers below It seems like the trailers of this movie were making it seem like it was gonna be Optimus Prime going against the autobots, and there is a scene at the end of the trailer that looks like Optimus spinning in a circle slicing up a group of transformers, the problem was that that scene was right after he turned good again, he was killing a group of decepticons, but in the trailer they tried to trick us into thinking those were autobots that he was killing, they even made his eyes purple during that scene ONLY FOR THE TRAILER! In the actual movie his eyes were normal, God I hate false advertising

Chris deserve 1M thanks for being awesome

I love that impression of the guy whose trying to get his point across HAHAHA!!!

Chris’ Face in the thumbnail is GOLD

Chris please review the Godfather trilogy, trust me!

That score was very generous. lol

I legit forgot this came out until I saw your review

When you said fast five was the first FF that was good, I put my head through the wall.

*BEST INTRO EVER*

This is the beginning of my Transformers: TLK movie review tour, next stop: Jeremy Jahns.

That beginning got me so good!

Transformers: C Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: F Transformers: Dark of the Moon: C- Transformers: Age of Extinction: F Transformers: The Last Knight: D- Bumblebee: A-

Congrats on 1 million subscribers Chris !!!

I've been watching multiple reviews of this movie because it's so fun to see people bash michael bay's trash.

That opening was hilarious

That intro was amazing.

Couldn't decide on which review to click, so I clicked and commented on both.

CONGRATULATIONS ON 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!

Man The Intro is ... Gold. Great impressions

That optimus impression was just great!

Michael Bay should just stick to making commericals.

What is my purpose? -You pass Bud Light.

Congrats from Brazil on hitting the 1M mark Chris! keep up the good work!

The intro killed me lol 😂

1 MILLION HAVE NOW BEEN STUCKMANNIZED!!!

Congratulations on 1M Chris!!!☺

This is my first Chris Stuckmann video I watched

I think my favourite part about Markie Mark drinking the bud light, is the Good Year truck right behind him. Lol. Two product placements in one shot. Nice

I have a bad feeling about this

my only complaint is the fight scenes all of them were less than a minute everything went really fast

That intro is gold.

What am I doing here at 1:20 AM binge watching this guy's reviews ?

I wish they spent more time on Megatron and Barricade and less on Sir Edmond Burton rambling for half the fucking movie

congrats on 1 Million subscribers chris!! well deserved!

This movie felt too rushed. The scenes when they give Megatron his Decepticon comrades suits the rushed editing, but it wasn't necessary for the whole movie! There was no time to process what we saw, the next scene rushed as if they wanted to cram the movie in as little time frame as much as possible. They could've saved the movie by writing the story better, and letting the scenes breathe like Zack Snyder did with JLSC. The fights, Megatron and some scenes were kinda badass to the film's credit.

Damn he really did. I check his reviews before I watch most big pictures. Thanks bro keep em going.

Nostalgia Critic was RIGHT!

Congratulations on 1,000,000!

"I can't wait to ROLL OUT to that theater" fucking killed me 🤣

What is up with the aspect ratio constantly changing?