Transporting 1,000+ families across the galaxy (safely)

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CHRBRG

CHRBRG

Жыл бұрын

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Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
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@DrNotnert
@DrNotnert Жыл бұрын
The best part about this stream was how Vinny and Ross knew everything about Star Trek and were using the jargon, but Criken and Charborg know absolutely nothing so they just resorted to sending mind p0rn to each other
@The_OwO_Shogun
@The_OwO_Shogun Жыл бұрын
Haven't watched the video yet. This comment tells me it's gonna be a great one though.
@Justrandomeperson
@Justrandomeperson 6 ай бұрын
​@@The_OwO_ShogunHaven't watched The Video yet. The Only Thing I'm Thinking Of Is Mind P0rn And I think it's great.
@M3T7Anims
@M3T7Anims 4 ай бұрын
1 reply and 1.7k likes…. really?
@nahhjhg
@nahhjhg 4 ай бұрын
​@@M3T7Anims😐
@Hamburber-ot3re
@Hamburber-ot3re Ай бұрын
@@M3T7Anims damn no likes and 3 replies that’s crazy
@p0llencrumbs748
@p0llencrumbs748 Жыл бұрын
If there is is someone who can transport 1000+ familys without problems, its probably not going to be charborg.
@thecrazymonbot3425
@thecrazymonbot3425 Жыл бұрын
shh, they aren't supposed to know that
@Random_Tech-Priest
@Random_Tech-Priest Жыл бұрын
Ye of little faith
@DaysPass
@DaysPass Жыл бұрын
WHERE'S MY MOTHER!?????
@sylviebird
@sylviebird Жыл бұрын
Yeah it'll be Jerma
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 Жыл бұрын
So what youre saying is they're going to star in a "how did it go so wrong" documentary?
@testedhawk
@testedhawk Жыл бұрын
What I just realized is that it's 1,000+ FAMILIES, not people The average size of a family is about 3.13 people in the US, so, there were approximately ~4,000 people killed on a single mission where they only encountered like 2 hostile ships
@Jlee99100
@Jlee99100 Жыл бұрын
.13 of a person? Im stupid please explain
@rowluk2830
@rowluk2830 Жыл бұрын
@@Jlee99100it’s an average 👍
@Jlee99100
@Jlee99100 Жыл бұрын
@@rowluk2830 ah yeah its confirmed im stupid. Thank you kind soul for your guidance 🙏
@nekomimicatears
@nekomimicatears Жыл бұрын
​@@Jlee99100the 2nd child is chopped up
@greenbackjack768
@greenbackjack768 Жыл бұрын
​@@nekomimicatearsIt's just like an arm of a kid that the parents insist on carrying around. They pose with it in family photos too.
@victoriouswinner7745
@victoriouswinner7745 Жыл бұрын
criken and charborg are the two old men constantly bickering as vinny is the tired retirement home worker who just wants his shift to end
@SpaceEmos
@SpaceEmos Жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever seen them summed up so accurately 😭😭
@fartyturd4084
@fartyturd4084 Жыл бұрын
I remember playing this, my first ever game the captain was ultra wasted that had no idea what the hell he was doing but it was such a blast
@brahpmeahh553
@brahpmeahh553 Жыл бұрын
I passed out drunk as captain during the borg mission in the classic ship, nobody left while i slept and we still won somehow.
@sycamorph
@sycamorph Жыл бұрын
@@brahpmeahh553 You 2 probably just played with each other.
@jellycore1316
@jellycore1316 Жыл бұрын
​@@sycamorphXD Truly so
@bluewolf194
@bluewolf194 Жыл бұрын
I like that Charborg is so bad at using the transporter he transported him self outside at the end.
@Omegaset
@Omegaset Жыл бұрын
I love the spiteful sibling energy he had with criken
@sirrealism7300
@sirrealism7300 Жыл бұрын
Vinesauce yet again living his ideal star trek hologram stripper fantasies.
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl Жыл бұрын
I've said it once and i'll say it again, Vinny's brain is just constant reruns of star trek episodes
@jakobsmith2573
@jakobsmith2573 Жыл бұрын
13:27 this “sends you mind porn” snippet is so quick and so funny I busted up laughing with Charborg’s disgusted response
@derfred2121
@derfred2121 Жыл бұрын
"Even if their ship doesnt look like a dick its inhabitans sure are" Best line
@kkronkk
@kkronkk Жыл бұрын
As a *(real)* safety inspector, I am qualified to agree that the transportation of 1000+ families by Charborg was indeed conducted safely
@catmasterson1621
@catmasterson1621 Жыл бұрын
Safety inspector, is it safe to hit my pile of extra gunpowder with a hammer? Also, is it still safe if I do it in my local sugar refinery with a broken ventilation system and it hasn't been cleaned in a month?
@deontaeavila3514
@deontaeavila3514 Жыл бұрын
​@@catmasterson1621is it safe to be aroused by this?! 😭🥵
@daselsdis653
@daselsdis653 Жыл бұрын
@@deontaeavila3514 If two of us are, I don't think it cannot not be unsafe
@kkronkk
@kkronkk Жыл бұрын
@@catmasterson1621 very. In fact, I endorse it
@tysondavis9822
@tysondavis9822 Жыл бұрын
@@kkronkk it's a culture to hit it with a hammer in some countries
@wesleyward5901
@wesleyward5901 Жыл бұрын
If I had to be on a ship piloted by these four, I'd jump out the airlock first thing. I'd die in space either way, this just gets it done quicker.
@XonerGames
@XonerGames Жыл бұрын
less than 15 seconds in and charborg is already making people laugh
@cr4zedturtle
@cr4zedturtle Жыл бұрын
The power of video editing. He could've made them laugh less than a second into the video if he wanted...
@CapcomGod
@CapcomGod Жыл бұрын
@@cr4zedturtle shut up
@l.m.l8598
@l.m.l8598 Жыл бұрын
@@cr4zedturtlein the stream he was makin people laugh early on tho, he a funny dude
@XonerGames
@XonerGames Жыл бұрын
@@cr4zedturtle :O OH. MY. GOD.
@cr4zedturtle
@cr4zedturtle Жыл бұрын
@l.m.l8598 he his a funny dude, that's why I subscribe
@mildlymarvelous
@mildlymarvelous Жыл бұрын
“Hit that shit” is actually such an amazing captain catchphrase
@Corzappy
@Corzappy Жыл бұрын
The group dynamic in this video gives me Fantastic Mr Fox vibes and I’m not sure why. Criken and Charborg are like the feuding cousins.
@swaggybanana2123
@swaggybanana2123 Жыл бұрын
As much as I love solo content, I always end up crying laughing at pretty much any multiplayer game he plays
@cornobjects1173
@cornobjects1173 Жыл бұрын
The whole "transporting thousands of families" thing raises an interesting question: Why in the hell is a vessel intended for patrols, combat and uncharted space exploration designed to house thousands upon thousands of untrained, unarmed civilians who can't help in the slightest during emergencies/combat? It's not like they can or will provide any aid, and all the resources and facilities needed to support them could be better used on vital functions for the ship and actual crew. Not to mention, you could either make the ship much smaller without the extra civilian living spaces, but you could also make it just as big while simply using the space for better shielding/weapons/ammo. It's like the Federation thought they could use the civilians as a means to convince other factions to not blow up the ship for moral/honor reasons, completely forgetting that almost every other faction not only has no issues vaporizing thousands of civilians who happen to be on the ship they're blowing up, but would probably treat the extra casualties like bonus multipliers on their kill counts.
@declaringpond2276
@declaringpond2276 Жыл бұрын
They were never intended to be military. The families are part of the crew, it's for people who don't want to be literal thousands of light years away from their family. You see a drastic change during the dominion war and the federation ships get smaller and more militaristic.
@imaghost2961
@imaghost2961 Жыл бұрын
Charborg should meet the Borg. I think that would be funny. 😆
@bruhtholemew
@bruhtholemew Жыл бұрын
The question is, which one would assimilate the other?
@imaghost2961
@imaghost2961 Жыл бұрын
@@bruhtholemew LOL 🤣🤣
@mistorjimboism
@mistorjimboism Жыл бұрын
charborg will meet borg who will meet char they fuse into charborg
@jellycore1316
@jellycore1316 Жыл бұрын
​@@mistorjimboismOh my gosh, truly so XD I just got it
@SorieI
@SorieI Жыл бұрын
A thousand eons from now, when civilizations have streamlined and trivialized commercial interstellar travel to the point that any dimwitted alien and his buddies could jump into their craft and explore the cosmos, they will encounter a long forgotten human derelict ship. Their reactions will be as follows. 16:40
@Interloper783
@Interloper783 Жыл бұрын
13:45 Nobody acknowledged that Vinny line and I'm salty that shit was funny
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl Жыл бұрын
it was a good quip LOL
@PaleoPalico
@PaleoPalico Жыл бұрын
"That's alot of families to dissapoint and blow up"
@ChoccySCG
@ChoccySCG Жыл бұрын
Charborg being called Mr Borg and this being Star Trek makes it so much better
@LoGabrieltru
@LoGabrieltru Жыл бұрын
🪴
@akjackhd5804
@akjackhd5804 11 ай бұрын
Criken projects a mind wall: 15:23 Charborg hits that mind wall : 15:27 man... : 19:03
@Goon2205
@Goon2205 Жыл бұрын
10:49 is such an insane reaction
@Omegaset
@Omegaset Жыл бұрын
Actual sibling behavior
@emmanuelestrada5874
@emmanuelestrada5874 Жыл бұрын
I need to eat fish
@spamtonneo137
@spamtonneo137 Жыл бұрын
don't we all
@IEatFiish
@IEatFiish Жыл бұрын
Truest thing ever said
@TechnicolorMammoth
@TechnicolorMammoth Жыл бұрын
What are you Catholic? It's not Friday yet.
@Lifeless_wanderer
@Lifeless_wanderer Жыл бұрын
What kind of fish?
@spamtonneo137
@spamtonneo137 Жыл бұрын
@@TechnicolorMammothwhat does fish have to do with being catholic?
@aphidamas1
@aphidamas1 Жыл бұрын
Cricken's avatar fits his voice better than his real face.
@lem3547
@lem3547 Жыл бұрын
Only just saw the first 3 seconds and it looks fun let’s hope nothing bad happens
@yomatasaki
@yomatasaki Жыл бұрын
With the charborg? No way!
@stonkscomie5056
@stonkscomie5056 Жыл бұрын
Cruising on down, uh, space... Street
@The_Wandering_Croc
@The_Wandering_Croc Жыл бұрын
I bet you 62 space dollars (¥3) that even if charborg was a civilian on the ship he’d accidentally stumble onto the self destruct button
@this_is_Muffin
@this_is_Muffin Жыл бұрын
No he’d just do it cause someone said he’d become ship captain if he did
@metalgearzwei
@metalgearzwei 11 ай бұрын
three yen is 2 cents in americash
@BallsvonDrippIII
@BallsvonDrippIII Жыл бұрын
Just the random *sends you mind porn* is just golden.
@ExtremeSquared
@ExtremeSquared Жыл бұрын
Criken was sending mind porn the whole time because he knew they were going to have to repopulate the ship.
@FortheHoliestofDoves
@FortheHoliestofDoves Жыл бұрын
Like how they have to show pandas panda p0rn to get them to breed?
@xcmodev1558
@xcmodev1558 11 ай бұрын
Spork was clearly baked out of his dang mind the whole time, lmao
@TheAtlasReview
@TheAtlasReview Жыл бұрын
"The best kind of crew is one that is snotty with each other" Colossal missed opportunity not to say "Beam me up, snotty"
@sad_catto
@sad_catto Жыл бұрын
21:54 "firinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- i missed"
@danieljuno810
@danieljuno810 Жыл бұрын
11:02 this back and forth had me in tears😂
@IdkVirbyy
@IdkVirbyy Жыл бұрын
5:19 That Sync
@Cassadi92
@Cassadi92 Жыл бұрын
🐟 5:09 “this things a mess right now” …that’s really encouraging
@josjos-x5s
@josjos-x5s Жыл бұрын
This stream is so funny, instant classic.
@coderaccoon6061
@coderaccoon6061 Жыл бұрын
I can watch a full series on this crew 😂
@ujmeadelostherliver
@ujmeadelostherliver Жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d see charborg and Vinny playing a game together
@alexsoares5739
@alexsoares5739 Жыл бұрын
They also played Among Us VR together. It was really funny! XD
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl Жыл бұрын
I'm hoping amogus vr and this means they'll start doing more and more collabs
@Arukins
@Arukins Жыл бұрын
I know most people probably didn't notice but the border around your thumbnails are awesome bro love the style
@Blaze____________
@Blaze____________ Жыл бұрын
I NEED you to stream more multiplayer VR games, this was great!
@Brigtzen
@Brigtzen Жыл бұрын
this is a nice cast of people, all that is missing is doug
@PaulieGJr
@PaulieGJr Жыл бұрын
everybodys happy when charborg uploads
@kirbycooper9496
@kirbycooper9496 Жыл бұрын
This is the single greatest episode of TNG ever
@Flumpty._.
@Flumpty._. Жыл бұрын
Best CharBorg vid yet... That was soo funny!
@bentraplay6754
@bentraplay6754 Жыл бұрын
6:50 yes as a non Star Trek watcher I too just nod my head
@Francidium
@Francidium Жыл бұрын
truly one of the videos of all time.
@ShogunRyuusha
@ShogunRyuusha Жыл бұрын
I really like the idea of "Mind Memes" being a thing in the far far future.
@ThatDumbYoutubeUser
@ThatDumbYoutubeUser Жыл бұрын
Chrbrg you owe me 2 dollars
@KikiDiki
@KikiDiki Жыл бұрын
Love seeing my fave boys collab
@rednefarious6968
@rednefarious6968 Жыл бұрын
Vinnie is an amazing captain
@pheebs887
@pheebs887 Жыл бұрын
This was a really fun stream. I was so happy to hear Vinnie
@MrBusch90
@MrBusch90 Жыл бұрын
Well time for one of the biggest kill streaks to be made.
@thekingofgreen1765
@thekingofgreen1765 Жыл бұрын
I USED TO LOVE THIS GAME ITS SUCH A SHAME ITS GOT NEARLY NO PLAYERS NOW
@thekingofgreen1765
@thekingofgreen1765 11 ай бұрын
correction: no players at all
@ComfortsSpecter
@ComfortsSpecter 11 ай бұрын
Charborg Just Getting Inserted Into Star Trek and Going With It Is Adorable
@PRODIGY2024
@PRODIGY2024 Жыл бұрын
love your videos man
@monatoth3528
@monatoth3528 Жыл бұрын
So happy this appeared in my reccomend
@GeneralBenj
@GeneralBenj 11 ай бұрын
I haven’t seen a charborg video since he was doing cabbage cults in RuneScape I forgot you existed for years and the humour is still just as good
@cookiecreeperplayz
@cookiecreeperplayz Жыл бұрын
Charborg with Ross and Vinny! If this is a dream, I don't think I ever want to wake up!
@bammythegreat
@bammythegreat Жыл бұрын
i didnt know i needed this but i did
@thefinalphantasm
@thefinalphantasm Жыл бұрын
if only star trek was this interesting
@mayawowzers1305
@mayawowzers1305 Жыл бұрын
YO CHARBORG AND VINNY THE BEST CROSSOVER
@thomaswillerton5356
@thomaswillerton5356 Жыл бұрын
Just finished star trek the next generation, was litteraly just about to start the films but though id watch some youtube first and to my suprise my favourite youtuber uploads star trek
@dreamcloudstudios1898
@dreamcloudstudios1898 Жыл бұрын
ROSS COLLAB LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@jameson7276
@jameson7276 Жыл бұрын
Vinny definitely should have been captain.
@bungerfan5
@bungerfan5 Жыл бұрын
love when charborg plays with friends! actually got so hyped when i saw Vinny 🥳
@28br
@28br 9 ай бұрын
please do another one of these
@BillyBob-dw3qt
@BillyBob-dw3qt Жыл бұрын
Really wish this game had more players
@raidwolf9359
@raidwolf9359 Жыл бұрын
damn haven't seen bridge crew in years
@conecarina2566
@conecarina2566 Жыл бұрын
There is a big missed opportunity here where Charborg coulda revealed that he was a CharBORG the whole time!
@kee5699
@kee5699 7 ай бұрын
I don't think Charborg knew enough about Star Trek to make a joke like that.
@gradedcypress11
@gradedcypress11 Жыл бұрын
I wish they never abandoned this game
@Nadaters
@Nadaters Жыл бұрын
Better than all the new kurtzman star trek shows
@zori5086
@zori5086 Жыл бұрын
my psychic new vid charborg senses tingled...
@CrashOzzy1223
@CrashOzzy1223 Жыл бұрын
0:46 wait, RUBBER ROSS!
@limescaleonetwo3131
@limescaleonetwo3131 2 ай бұрын
3:15 that's a good Worf
@ChaosRat161
@ChaosRat161 Жыл бұрын
I literally refreshed your channel to see if you have a new video out
@themumfortofflying6415
@themumfortofflying6415 Жыл бұрын
This was cursed from the very beginning
@antoiniti5415
@antoiniti5415 Жыл бұрын
alternative headline: transporting 1000+ families across the galaxy "safely"
@gibdoolittle2823
@gibdoolittle2823 Жыл бұрын
The definition of inefficacy
@redbucket5312
@redbucket5312 Жыл бұрын
Cool vid as always
@dropthatshi
@dropthatshi 2 ай бұрын
Great work, Mr. Criken
@AlexRobin-om4tp
@AlexRobin-om4tp 2 ай бұрын
the fact that he went from a MGSV: The Phantom Pain - Mission 12 Hellbound to this is funny
@EliteFox1
@EliteFox1 Жыл бұрын
No more, enough.
@VegetaReal204
@VegetaReal204 Жыл бұрын
Man needs to play Gorn.
@MrCoolMiner
@MrCoolMiner Жыл бұрын
5:20 collision warning?
@Parasiteve
@Parasiteve Жыл бұрын
wish i was rich enough to play this lol. i dont know if ill ever be able to get VR. this looks fun though, especially if you're a big trek fan. this is like almost a holodeck.
@louiswendlander9083
@louiswendlander9083 Жыл бұрын
I love this so fucking much I can't I hope they do more shit
@VinVertigo
@VinVertigo Жыл бұрын
Transport Spork into open space.
@ShyVioletIsShy
@ShyVioletIsShy Жыл бұрын
Deb-briss.
@Brannington
@Brannington Жыл бұрын
huh, Captain Scheer kinda sounded like Morale Officer Neelix
@JuniorSliva-os1ow
@JuniorSliva-os1ow Жыл бұрын
Fishing is crazy😮
@thebasicbeetle9047
@thebasicbeetle9047 Жыл бұрын
great video fr
@SefMfMcWeavis
@SefMfMcWeavis 6 ай бұрын
I was literally watching the Next Generation before turning off my TV to watch a KZfaq video
@matthewmelo599
@matthewmelo599 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact:there are billions of microscopic creatures crawling around your face
@austinker6922
@austinker6922 Жыл бұрын
I gave your mom even more
@voidripper5506
@voidripper5506 Жыл бұрын
Someone is getting sent to meet god live in concert
@tisisonlytemporary
@tisisonlytemporary Жыл бұрын
Who put charborg in charge of operations lmao
@Isabel-kl6gd
@Isabel-kl6gd Жыл бұрын
WHAT CHARBORG AND RUBBERROSS WOAH
@wolz-oq5jo
@wolz-oq5jo Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness I have this game! Just nobody that really plays it without the dlc (which I don't have)
@captnamazing1
@captnamazing1 Жыл бұрын
This was awesome.
@giggyjupiter8246
@giggyjupiter8246 7 ай бұрын
6:40 "I'm trying to focus here, captain. " So shut up and accept when I say it's hamsters running around and powering the ship 😂
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