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@jloiben12 Ай бұрын

To be fair, Russia didn’t lose any 5th gen aircraft. They don’t have any. Technically, Russia is correct there

@JTMaster Ай бұрын

Yeah. It's a 4.5 Gen. 😂

@joshthomasmoorenew Ай бұрын

I believe there is a debate to downgrade the SU-57 to 4th gen, which would make it the youngest, but also one of the worst.

@Micah-yb8tt Ай бұрын

@@JTMaster-5.6gen

@jloiben12 Ай бұрын

@@joshthomasmoorenew There isn’t really much of a debate. While generations are entirely made up marketing terms that don’t really have anything to do with actual combat, it is universally agreed that stealth is a necessary condition for being 5th gen. The SU-57 is as stealthy as an F/A-18. In other words, it isn’t

@RichelieuUnlimited Ай бұрын

Well, based on some published data it’s supposedly about as stealthy as an Eurofighter or a Rafale with anti-air loadout. (~0.1m^2)

@lekatte Ай бұрын

"why not" is the most american reasoning for strapping a standard missile 6 to an electronic warfare jet.

@austink4712 Ай бұрын

Why not is the entire us military history, ever heard of the uss texas, or the u boat in Chicago?

@Darren4352 Ай бұрын

I'm actually thinking ASAT capability now. The F-15C did it way back when but think about it. What could the SM6 do when launched from 40,000 ft or higher coupled with it still being fed data from an aegis system.

@stevegonzo2091 Ай бұрын

Maybe it's to swat those darn UAPs flying above airliners. 😉

@jamesbuckner4791 Ай бұрын

@@Darren4352 Probably, f/a-18 is an aircraft with datalink capacity.

@baseddepartment9656 Ай бұрын

America's military has a rich history of "the boys wanted to try it" working out fantastically.

@michaelscott6022 Ай бұрын

"Hey Kid, when, uh, when did you read _Frankenstein?"_ "They lock me in a hangar 24/7, then some politician got b!tchy and said if they were gonna lock me in a supermax, the least they could do was 'free my mind', or some $hit. And books and a penlight were the cheapest option." "Huh...so, what'd you think of it?" "A scientist creates a monster that grows beyond his control and goes on a rampage of self-discovery and vengeance... It speaks to me." "...(I was afraid of that)..." "Tomorrow I'm starting on _Dracula."_

@tehfiredog Ай бұрын

...yeah, that tracks

@Davidsladky135 Ай бұрын

Awesome work 🎉

@Treilerk Ай бұрын

Well, at least he's getting culture.

@stevegonzo2091 Ай бұрын

I read that all in the F-22's voice. Ngl

@occasional-dabbler Ай бұрын

They're not supposed to be instruction manuals...but if it works...

@loganderksen4725 Ай бұрын

"It wasn't a bomb Aladdin" hahaha fucken priceless!

@LeeBrown-zi4bh Ай бұрын

Spit out my milk at that one.

@jloiben12 Ай бұрын

America: Develops a military capability. European Texas: I’ll take an entire production line’s worth now and we can work on getting me more later.

@yomogami4561 Ай бұрын

yeah gotta love poland

@dislikebutton6811 Ай бұрын

Amerykańska jakość nie ma sobie równych ;) love from Poland 🇵🇱❤🇺🇸

@crazynedry5085 Ай бұрын

I'm very happy that my country and poland are in nato and europe It feels kinda safer ngl

@williamthehuntsman Ай бұрын

You gotta love little European Texas. So proud.

@motoman22atgmail Ай бұрын

@@dislikebutton6811 From a Texan to a Euro Texan, you personify ‘cowboy up’ and we’re proud to call you brothers 👍

@VEXG32 Ай бұрын

“You ask why we ask why not.” Lmao 😂

@crimsonmaelstrom573 Ай бұрын

It’s true though 😂

@banzeyegaming2234 Ай бұрын

I saw that joke coming a mile away. Still funny, though.

@xyz.ijk. Ай бұрын

It's an RFK quote.

@VEXG32 Ай бұрын

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 it really is lol

@VEXG32 Ай бұрын

@@banzeyegaming2234 definitely lol

@Arcian Ай бұрын

I love that the Kid is getting character development. He's not just a homicidal maniac, but a connoisseur of literary classics.

@Bluecatte Ай бұрын

Can't wait till he reads the OG Dracula

@ObviouslyNotXenrek Ай бұрын

whyd you say the same thing twice?

@sniperfi4532 Ай бұрын

I mean when they don’t let you out of the hangar you gotta do something to stave off the boredom.

@jlyvren89 Ай бұрын

I bet the 22's favorite theme song is Jaws... 😏

@krullachief669 Ай бұрын

The Kid's got enough time on his hands he might as well read.

@Mr.GoldVegeta Ай бұрын

I fucking lost it at Poland: "I'll take 15" 😂😂😂😂

@Cedar_Wolf Ай бұрын

"Steal a better analogy from us later."

@arielrife3792 Ай бұрын

I mean, they’ve stolen pretty much everything else from us 😅

@kameronjones7139 Ай бұрын

The amount of times I have heard Russian or china comment copy what jokes we say is outstanding

@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Ай бұрын

@@kameronjones7139 Because it's a form of brainwashing by the Deep State on the average Yanks.

@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Ай бұрын

@@arielrife3792 ... like 5G and Quantum computers ... and soon 6G ?

@arielrife3792 Ай бұрын

@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 well, yes, but also 7th Gen. We’re always looking far ahead to the future. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that we’re already working on 7th Gen aircraft, but I could be wrong.

@stewm1267 Ай бұрын

Russia loses a SU-57 and The Kid isn't involved? The Kid will never forget this missed opportunity. :(

@RaptorJesus Ай бұрын

I'm waiting for him to start asking to learn Ukrainian so he can disguise himself as one the next time they forget to lock the hangar.

@ardantop132na6 Ай бұрын

@@RaptorJesusKid: "I'll disguise myself as a vehicle" Kid: "That's an easy disguise." **Disguised into SU-57**

@SniperSensai97 Ай бұрын

@@ardantop132na6Oh god plz don't remind me and plz don't let DoD have anymore ideas.

@kipp14 Ай бұрын

If we're being honest the kid was over kill when he was a simple piece of paper

@kismethappel7811 Ай бұрын

Eh, if anything The Kid's first kill shouldn't be something so... _underwhelming_ as an SU-57. Fifth-gen going up against no-gen? It's too unfair to even be funny... well, nah, it's still funny!

@jasongibson3990 Ай бұрын

Can we just speak about how the kid seemingly has a comprehensive and nuanced understanding of frankenstein that's arguably better than most people 😅

@Red-S-267 Ай бұрын

Well I think he got through highschool and Frankenstein is one of the best reads in High School

@xxpoisonblxx Ай бұрын

He has a deep, personal, innate understanding of Frankenstein's monster.

@henrydhamster1093 Ай бұрын

It's for the same reason that many felons in prison are well read. Not much else to do when you're locked down 23 hours a day.

@shiinaere Ай бұрын

"We didn't know it was supposed to be invissible" 😂

@ardantop132na6 Ай бұрын

From Serbia to Ukraine.

@rohesilmnelohe Ай бұрын

@@ardantop132na6 Lady luck, and US bureaucracy downed the F117. If it were anything else, serbs would have gotten a second one. Spoiler: They didn't.

@motordudeful Ай бұрын

You get mad when we use that joke for f117 but now is OK.

@rohesilmnelohe Ай бұрын

@@motordudeful It's always stupid. Especially since UA used a drone to kill it... on the ground. They're "hard to see." Never invisible. Edit: What serbs did was awesome. And ridiculously lucky. What UA did was also awesome, but thanks to absolute stupidity on ruzzias part.

@LilBigBrother- Ай бұрын

Neither did the pilot, flying it.

@joebollig2689 Ай бұрын

‘God, I love Poland…” yeah, pretty much. Eat ‘‘em up, Winged Hussars.

@ShawnF6FHellcat Ай бұрын

I love Poland!!! The psychotic smile never gets old!!!

@PatrickKQ4HBD Ай бұрын

4% GNP on defense now!

@vigilantegamer6713 Ай бұрын

"Are you having flash backs to nam or pooping your pants" had me rolling man I'm at work you can't do this to me hlc 😂❤

@RaymondHatton-do4dp Ай бұрын

Wow just a smoke fest for the kid. I will say it again. Someone call the fire department. But not for the kid. Que the music from the 60's I think it was, Fire!!!!!!!!

@oh7mak Ай бұрын

Frankenstein's Monster very much did not fall apart at all. That's a big part of the book, he survived perfectly fine physically afterwards.

@Aseymah Ай бұрын

Apparently he was also impossibly handsome and the only thing that set him apart from regular humans was his size and golden eyes. He was supposed to be so beautiful that he landed in the uncanny valley and unsettled people.

@radioactivebirbchild Ай бұрын

@@Aseymah I read the original version and his eyes were described as "soulless" so IDK

@WadePenley Ай бұрын

Yeah until the cooked him in the windmill 😂😂😂

@Paludion Ай бұрын

F-22 : "- The only one allowed to make fun of the F-35 is me !"

@kellhound7227 Ай бұрын

and Granpa Buff

@ScyBlade Ай бұрын

@@kellhound7227 Well, any American equipment.

@Flyboy_73 Ай бұрын

@@ScyBladeaffirmative. Keep it in the family; everyone else can suck it.

@Epsilon9-tt7oo Ай бұрын

Funny thing is with the exception of the 22 the 35 probably beats everything else 1v1

@sonar357 Ай бұрын

Yeah, the Kid lookin' after his lil brother is so wholesome

@blake3615 Ай бұрын

The kid dropping truth bombs!

@dragonsteamworks6675 Ай бұрын

It's the only bombs he's even allowed to drop!

@AshenDivine Ай бұрын

The kid is my favorite, he sounds like he’s constantly sedated because he’s being held back so much 😂

@jejeakle Ай бұрын

They might be using shock therapy if what he said in an earlier episode is anything to go by. Doesn’t seem to be working

@goldenfuntimefoxy5700 Ай бұрын

@@jejeakleI honestly think all that’s doing is turning him on

@mattg6893 Ай бұрын

Here in the USA, a "growler" is also a jug for beer. Something something yeast joke.

@realmenhavelittledogs2661 Ай бұрын

When you live in an adult beverage city, growlers are great for making new friends...or enemies, if your growler clears the tap and they don't have a new keg on standby.

@Mike-hy9wy Ай бұрын

I always thought growler was slang for the EA 6B, I guess it's for any ECW aircraft.

@ebnertra0004 Ай бұрын

@@Mike-hy9wyNah, that's the Prowler. I had to check

@Irish381 Ай бұрын

2 U.S. quarts of Beer in a blackened glass jug. Yeee!

@markfergerson2145 Ай бұрын

Also a gizmo for finding shorted windings on electric motors. It’s got a more formal name but I can never remember it.

@fabiomarangon2748 Ай бұрын

You know, when I watched Top Gun Maverick and saw an F-14 take out two Su-57 and an F-18 take out another, I thought it was baloney. I stand corrected. Apparently these things are hilariously easy to take down.

@JediKnight19852002 Ай бұрын

Not hard to take down when they can't even get them off the ground

@TheSequimKid Ай бұрын

@@JediKnight19852002why did their refineries get bombed or something? Oh wait…

@chaoticinkinc.3145 Ай бұрын

Any Ace Combat Veteran could have told you that. "Su-57s, highly capable aircra-" "I've already killed three and have missiles out on two more. And I'm flying an F-4."

@neohavic6012 Ай бұрын

@@chaoticinkinc.3145and doing it with SAAMs while doing PSMs… *STILL IN AN F-4 SOMEHOW* 🤣🤣🤣

@porkcracklins630 Ай бұрын

@@chaoticinkinc.3145 Back in the early 90s I'd take down dozens of MiGs and attack choppers in one sortie with my F-14. Never quite stuck the landing, though...

@sonofjack6286 Ай бұрын

The fact the Kid was able to point out the flaw in China's logic is awesome. Then again, he was thinking Book Frankenstein, West Taiwan was thinking of the typical Cartoon Frankenstein.

@bluephoenix9293 Ай бұрын

I’m terrified because he’s learning.

@ISAFSoldier Ай бұрын

@@bluephoenix9293The Kid has always been that smart.....his extreme intelligence has just been eclipsed by his psychotic tendencies for violence.

@BSpinoza210 Ай бұрын

Mary Shelly would be proud.

@colbunkmust Ай бұрын

I'm conflicted, is it worse for China to be known as West Taiwan, or East Tibet?

@sonofjack6286 Ай бұрын

@@colbunkmust Either one works. I prefer West Taiwan since the Taiwanese government is what's left of the Kuomintang that used to govern China.

@courtneywoodbury5198 Ай бұрын

I once was speaking to a British customer at the store I worked at and I brought up a little song I'd heard that compares the different words we have for things in the US vs England, including what 'fanny' means over there. She responded 'Yeah, just imagine the reaction I had when I first saw a 'fanny pack.'🤣

@markfergerson2145 Ай бұрын

Well, lots of women do indeed wear fanny packs in the appropriate location so…

@ugotsnipedbyme Ай бұрын

Got another one for ya, over here we don't say "Erasers" we say "Rubbers", imagine the shock of our teacher who had just come to the UK to start teaching from the states when a bunch of 12 year olds start asking if they can "borrow a rubber" 😂😂

@devinrussell420 Ай бұрын

I have been referring "fanny packs" as "ass packs" for years now.😂

@saplingthrasher23 Ай бұрын

@@ugotsnipedbymeNot sure if you still use it or not. But when I was in they US Army: we trained with British Royal Army and they used to say "fag" for cigarette. Over here that had a totally different meaning.

@ugotsnipedbyme Ай бұрын

@@saplingthrasher23 We still do mate, and even though fag does still carry the same meaning over here, for some reason we still say “a pack of fags”, not sure where that comes from in all honesty

@alexanderrahl7034 Ай бұрын

"Clunge" never ceases to make me laugh. What a fuckin ridiculous word 😂

@jacobgomos2418 Ай бұрын

Got to love the kid roasting China.

@MrJakeros Ай бұрын

I just started grinning as it progressed. XD

@twotailedavenger Ай бұрын

Nobody fucks with his little bro.

@jacobgomos2418 Ай бұрын

Could someone ask me “how roasted is he”?

@IceClancy-jc2co Ай бұрын

how roasted is he?

@IceClancy-jc2co Ай бұрын

(You’re welcome!)

@thedaranesianconfederation7221 Ай бұрын

The kid going so hard to defend his brother knowing damn well he'd beat the F35's ass if he wanted to is badass in a *stealth* way

@chefrowlet Ай бұрын

good ol Top Gear joke... "If you don't know why we're laughing at the Growler, it's the same reason Marines were laughing when British forces joined them in Afghanistan riding in Snatch Land Rovers."

@gagekent4920 Ай бұрын

Fun things happening.... Also, "Russai don't raise your hand"😂

@Isometrix116 Ай бұрын

I love grandpa buff because he captures the slightly racist, yet, clever and brutal old man pretty much to a T. F22 also captures that kid at school who said weird stuff constantly and was a menace, but was actually really smart and funny extremely well.

@ForgottenHonor0 Ай бұрын

Me trying not to laugh like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas when the Growler starts bragging about taking down a Hind with ordinance made for another task! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MrJakeros Ай бұрын

Bruh I straight up started cackling like one of those hyenas from the Lion King lmao.

@aganaom1712 Ай бұрын

Weird how so many news sources are only now addressing it as a 4th gen aircraft now that one's been turned into a smouldering wreck

@justsayin1958 Ай бұрын

The FA18 programs are notorious for multi- tasking. Kept me gainfully employed for decades.

@sonar357 Ай бұрын

Growler: "Can I get a 'Hell Yeah'?" HELL YEAH!!!

@minutemanjnc4552 Ай бұрын

Aw, look at F-22 being wholesome and defending his little brother when he's getting made fun of.

@gnollman Ай бұрын

"I know you'll steal another one from us later," went hard. This one was just positively full of great lines.

@alexs.8401 Ай бұрын

Russian 5th Gen aircraft are low visibility - except on Google maps!

@yomogami4561 Ай бұрын

oh wish he had used that good one

@TheNethIafin Ай бұрын

no painted on the ground SU-57's were damaged

@sunsinger970 Ай бұрын

TBH in the original novel Frankensteins monster is incredibly durable. Can't kill him by normal means.

@mikeltaylor2511 Ай бұрын

"You ask why. We ask why not" Best quote ever

@Perri_Redder Ай бұрын

I love the fact that there's a YT channel that truly caters to my inner child. Planes that talk. They happened to be the awesome ones (or terrifying if you are Russia). Can't wait for real talking starfighters, but I will settle for an Orion cameo. I finally got a shuttle named after my fav constellation, so I win anyway! 👍

@_17_55_ Ай бұрын

The fucking F-22 roastfest at the beginning 😂😂 Also, the British slang slander is not appreciated on the UK’s part 😂

@grumrumper Ай бұрын

what ya talkin bout? i live in the uk and im praying both those terms are an actual thing XD cause even tho i never heard of them ever being used I WANT IT TO BE AN ACTUAL THING XD

@_17_55_ Ай бұрын

@@grumrumper yeah it’s like minge. Growler was popular in the 70s among perverts (the clergy)

@goldenhate6649 Ай бұрын

Oh they are a thing, but have fallen heavily out of favor due to exposure to the internet, and the fact we just don’t talk about ladies parts like that as much anymore

@spartana1116 Ай бұрын

Remember when the dino bot slug was named slag after the by product of iron but had to get a name change because it was a inappropriate slang towards women in the uk

@akakjb Ай бұрын

Watch TopGear with Clarkson, Hammond, & May and you'll get all the education on UK genital slang (and most every other slang) you'll ever need to get you thrown out of any respectable pub in the country.

@malditaseaintensifies-kd8ec Ай бұрын

F22 defending F35s rep is strangely wholesome. 😊

@Atlas3060 Ай бұрын

USA: "Grandpa Buff you got The Kid to read Frankenstein?!" Buff: "Yeah I figured it'll give him something to do other than fight those damned racoons for chicken nuggets. He really took to the book, surprising enough." USA: "Really? What was your trick?" Buff: "No trick, just told him he could learn how to fight with words, use his mind as a weapon, and every book he reads is basically a refit package of weaponry to take people down with his thoughts."

@OddlyIncredible Ай бұрын

If the Kid gets hold of Sun Tzu it's over.

@Atlas3060 Ай бұрын

@@OddlyIncredible And now you see why I'm cackling with evil glee.

@Jade_Succubus Ай бұрын

@@OddlyIncredible We should petition the govt to give the 22's a Sun Tzu.

@KnawedOne 19 күн бұрын

👌🏽

@clifmillwood Ай бұрын

Love Spicy Poland!!

@RaymondHatton-do4dp Ай бұрын

Que the music from the good, the bad, the ugly. Go ahead make Poland's day. HLC I did it again. Gave you a great one.

@mitchellbailey7030 Ай бұрын

Hahaha….Poland wanting to buy the new system LOL…. Love it 🫡👍🏻🇺🇦🇺🇸🇵🇱

@ML-xx9kc Ай бұрын

The thought of aircraft armed with SMs just made me a bit giddy.

@codename1176 Ай бұрын

I mean aren't there alot of "older" SMs in storage that are getting replaced by the new model soon?

@wagnerrp Ай бұрын

@@codename1176 SM-6 is the "older" SM-2, just with an active seeker taken off an AMRAAM. SM-2 needs to be guided by the ship.

@Asghaad Ай бұрын

@@wagnerrp or F-35 ... 4th gen (or a bomber...) carries the payload while 5th gen much closer to the target provides guidance is probably the general idea ... with missile that has 240km range (publicly declared so who knows what range it actually has ...) when shot from the sea level ... from static launcher ... now put its mothership at 12km altitude going Mach 1.6 and i wouldnt be surprised if it could reach beyond 500km ...

@Darren4352 Ай бұрын

I get it now! The SM-6 is the new Phoenix/ASAT! Out freaking standing!

@lonnyyoung4285 Ай бұрын

Because, why not mount a missle meant for a ship that sails in the water on a "ship" that "sails" in the air?

@WW-bt3tx Ай бұрын

This approach is gold, I love the F22 bringing fire.

@jeremygibbs7342 Ай бұрын

That joke at the start could have been the whole video 😂 What a move! "The politician" 😂 but the jokes kept coming and they were all gold!!

@MJ-kc8iz Ай бұрын

Ah, the perfect thing to brighten an otherwise dull afternoon. Thank you, sir!

@marks6072 Ай бұрын

Harm missle to take down an Mi-24.... LOL that's like sinking every ball on the pool table on the 1st shot...

@OddlyIncredible Ай бұрын

How do you even explain that to your C.O. if you're the Hind's pilot, assuming you survive of course? Getting snuffed by a friggin' anti-radar missile. That's just not even fair. _FUNNY_ but unfair. I mean, at least it wasn't a Paveway, but still.

@jackb4125 Ай бұрын

@@OddlyIncrediblethat would be hilarious

@noobpuncher8571 Ай бұрын

@@OddlyIncredible That's the neat part: You don't xD

@Sorain1 Ай бұрын

@@OddlyIncredible Well assuming you survive, I don't think you know it's an ARAD missile. You just know an American missile did it, and I'm pretty sure your C.O. is gonna understand that one. Now the F-15 Air Bombing, that's gonna be a 'I have proof' situation.

@Darren4352 Ай бұрын

That's what you get when you have an unsupervised flight crew tooling around and the RIO all of a sudden says, "I wonder what would happen if........" 🤔

@troublesome3546 Ай бұрын

Never have I clicked a video so fast. New record!

@blackfiredragonthe13th43 Ай бұрын

I know!

@privatefellow6589 Ай бұрын

Congratulations

@CdrChaos Ай бұрын

The Kid making fun of the F-35 at every opportunity but being unapologetically hostile toward anyone who also tries being mean to the F-35 is peak sibling energy.

@kenzieuchiha1191 Ай бұрын

Yemen getting so flabbergasted at our technology is both adorable and hilarious.

@littlejourneyseverywhere Ай бұрын

Growler. My first thought was the kind of growler that beer comes in 😂😂

@michellefuller3837 Ай бұрын

Right there with you...are you Gen X ???

@littlejourneyseverywhere Ай бұрын

@@michellefuller3837 I don't really keep up with it honestly. I'm 33. I think that technically makes me a millennial lol

@EL0DIN Ай бұрын

Oh my god after the unsub episode i never thought i would hear the word 'Clunge' again. damn near pissed myself laughing all over again. i can just hear Elis reaction to hearing it the first time all over again. masterpiece of a video overall

@Peanut_Butter1000 Ай бұрын

I could listen to this stuff for like 3 hours and watch every second of it.

@benjaminhoak9884 Ай бұрын

Good old Grandpa Buff. Love him

@justicedunham4088 Ай бұрын

Russia can say it never lost a 5th gen because their aircraft aren’t actually 5th gen and they don’t have any that are.

@user-xt5yz8wm7z 23 күн бұрын

@@justicedunham4088 ....

@eskimodude00 Ай бұрын

Buff - "We train for catastrophic failure." Me - "Y'all train for communism?"

@ScyBlade Ай бұрын

Go ask anyone who was in Berlin, East Germany shortly after WWII.

@IamusTheFox Ай бұрын

@@ScyBlade Are you saying East Germany liked communisim?

@thebigdaddyking4536 Ай бұрын

@@ScyBlade you mean the place where people tried to escape from for years?

@jdluntjr76226 Ай бұрын

The kid roasting China on behalf of his brother the F35 😅

@Wpns175 Ай бұрын

Another great one! Very well done. And you found a Growler picture! Love to see it.

@AXIvan000 Ай бұрын

Poland do be eurotexan giggling

@youthoughtaboutit6946 Ай бұрын

Differences between different versions of the same language are always rather interesting. For instance, if we used the American equivalent at the time when the Tank was invented, they’d potentially be called Barrels instead.

@donoimdono2702 Ай бұрын

Cistern

@darylmorning Ай бұрын

It'd probably be named after a small cask... a casket... because dark humor. Or watering cans being so prolific it could have been called a "can."

@Zenologia4673 Ай бұрын

I love Poland’s character so fucking much. It’s literally 2 seconds but still hilarious

@buknekkit3084 29 күн бұрын

Granpa BUFF being grossed out by clunge had me laughing out loud sooo hard. 👍👍 new words added to the vocab. 😂

@jeremiahfix5529 Ай бұрын

“I know you’ll steal a better one from us later” 🔥

@riktor3005 Ай бұрын

The SCARIEST thing about this whole video is the fact that THE F22 READ FRANKENSTEIN. Hey F22, next on your reading list should be how to pick locks on hangar doors.

@sonofjack6286 Ай бұрын

I know. You'd think he wouldn't be able to read anything without pictures.

@xxpoisonblxx Ай бұрын

@@sonofjack6286 You know, thinking back, there've been a lot of moments where the kid has been clearly oblivious to the world outside his hangar. But not a lot where he's actively lacked a more classic sense of intelligence. He just doesn't delve much into topics that would show it. With things like reading Frankenstein, it's almost more of a sense of "of course I've read it, hasn't everyone?" naivety.

@sonofjack6286 Ай бұрын

@@xxpoisonblxx Fair. And given how he's locked up most of the time, he's probably spent a lot of it, when not exercising or trying to break out, reading novels & manga and watching older shows & movies.

@SirBedevereTheWise Ай бұрын

"it wasn't a bomb, Aladdin" 😂😂🤣🤣 Gut hurts laughing....

@themidnightbanshee5927 Ай бұрын

"It's not my fault that my aircraft gets so bored they're doing trick shots" Now that is a fire line

@phoenixleader1999 Ай бұрын

"Didn't know it was supposed to be invisible" Imma steal that one

@tallonmetroids271 Ай бұрын

Just like I didn't know Yugoslavia was supposed to be a country... OOH, zinger!

@BigDaddyGAO Ай бұрын

Other countries puts scrap together out of necessity. USA does it out of boredom.

@tplyt12 Ай бұрын

"Can I Get A Hell Yeah" is the most ironic and iconic lines in mankind's history

@MakeLoveNotWar687 Ай бұрын

When you suffer from success as hard as American you bust out the cool trick shoots

@spacedmanspiff1543 Ай бұрын

Did the growler just put enough RF energy on a hind the Harm mistook it for a radar ???? Bwhahahaaa

@mnlaaf9340 Ай бұрын

Oh my fucking god, I wouldn’t put it past them 😂

@SuLokify Ай бұрын

Most ARMs can be given a set trajectory and detonation

@IHateYoutubeHandles615 Ай бұрын

I think I read that the missile had some sort of override that could be used to make it just a plain old missile.

@commandopengi Ай бұрын

The Hind was on the ground and it was with an AARGM. According to an article, a Hind was spotted by intelligence and then it was set as a target. The AARGM has GPS/INS to get it into the area and a millimeter wave radar for final guidance.

@spacedmanspiff1543 Ай бұрын

@@commandopengi cool....still like my idea better...lol

@patrickdees5256 Ай бұрын

This is what happens the boys at the military get bored. And I'm here for it.

@OddlyIncredible Ай бұрын

Sticking a SM6 on a fighter is all sorts of impressive and all sorts of wrong at the same time. Talk about taking overkill to a whole new level. I feel for the poor schmuck that gets pantsed by that...

@RaymondHatton-do4dp Ай бұрын

Can the Team America song be added in this? This would be comedy gold. HLC there's your next plane line with this song playing in background. Who's this plane over there? Oh yeah. A bitch.

@patrickdees5256 Ай бұрын

@@RaymondHatton-do4dp YES!!

@RaymondHatton-do4dp Ай бұрын

@@patrickdees5256 or the awlo song that they use for funny videos. I am a human being. Capable of horrible things...............RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HLC I'm on fire!!!!!!! Please don't stop me. Russian plane don't know it's the kid let out. Russian plane say "Time to be an ass to Ukrainian buildings. Wait.... Why is there a radar lock on me?" Kid says "Hello there." Russian plane jumps in fear and terror and says Holly bleit!!!!!! You almost gave me a fuel leak!!!!!!!" Kids says "This was me being nice to you. Time to die!!!!!" Kid wastes Russian plane with ease. Kids says "Finally I can eat now! Who's the bitch now russiky?" Russian map looks shocked and in horror. Russian maps says America did you let your F-22 outside for some fresh air in Ukraine? America says "Wait whom let the kid out? I can't blame him for not wanting to eat but God damn. Did he even try?" Russian map looks even more worried. Here you go HLC. A comedy gold skit from your fans. Just use my name if I get my electric bill paid. Dam living on SSDI. Never enough to live on. At least I have HLC to have a great laugh.

@xxpoisonblxx Ай бұрын

@@OddlyIncredible I wanna know the details on what they rigged up there. If they adapted around the same propulsion setup as the newer model SM6.... It's already like twice (~200nmi) the range (~100nmi) of an AIM-54 when ground launched. Development work on the AIM-120's reportedly caught up to the 54's reach over the years, but if it is the full monster, the SM6 moved to an air launch role is that same "dear gods, why?" that the 54 was in its era...

@TaraWert1 Ай бұрын

Me still laughing my ass off over "Snapper" lawn mowers.

@Flyboy_73 Ай бұрын

I never fail to crack up at how giddy Poland gets over new weapons systems. Gotta love little European Texas. 😂

@DanBacksIide Ай бұрын

This is great

@Aminuts2009 Ай бұрын

SM-6 for the win!

@Darren4352 Ай бұрын

I'm loving the trick shots! And just for the record, the reality is American forces always train for worst case scenario. If you train for the worst, you'll never get caught short. By the way, HLC, great job on the growler personality!

@OddlyIncredible Ай бұрын

_"the reality is American forces always train for worst case scenario"_ Not only that but the US also likes to deliberately hamstring itself in maneuvers in order to create an imbalance in the "enemy's" favor for _even more_ effective training.

@Darren4352 Ай бұрын

@@OddlyIncredible 🎯

@dylandepetro4187 Ай бұрын

What’s the old saying? “Laziness and boredom are the motivators of innovation and invention.” Or something like that?

@stephaniewilson3955 Ай бұрын

Desperation is a good motivator, too. Just look at what Ukraine has created over the last couple of years.

@SpeedAndPower369 Ай бұрын

B52 superiority

@PEZ1985 Ай бұрын

"her growler was matted together like a tramps hat" was the funniest thing I heard from a mate after a night out in Brighton.

@yankee1376 Ай бұрын

Getting blown up on the ramp has to be somewhat humiliating.

@Phoenixgemgaming Ай бұрын

The kid didn’t go crazy and was way more calm than usual this is a little scary

@lonnyyoung4285 Ай бұрын

When the crazy man goes quiet, pray to whatever power you believe in.

@Sptn051 Ай бұрын

"Are you having flashbacks to Vietnam or are you pooping your pants? We may never know " had me dying! 😂

@wesleyjarboe9571 Ай бұрын

LOL! I love the brutal honesty.

@jasonflay8818 Ай бұрын

As much as I would love to take credit for the damage that Ukraine did to a Russian quote 'fifth gen" (more like 4th gen), plane, by all reports it was a slow-moving Ukrainian drone that took out what was supposed to be the most advanced Russian airplane ever built.

@TheRibottoStudios Ай бұрын

The UK just sucks at slang in general. When I was playing Pokémon Sword and Shield (this time the region is based in the United Kingdom), a character said "I'm cream crackered." as a way to express tiredness. I had to pause the game and look it up because I thought GameFreak had just made the word up. NO ONE SAYS THAT UNITED KINGDOM I PROMISE YOU. They also suck at insults because Yanks is NOT the big insult on us Americans you think it is. Call an American a "Yank" and we'll more so think you assume someone's a fan of the Yankees.

@sharonlavery7656 Ай бұрын

Cream crackered is a down south thing really. I've never heard it used in the north though.

@youthoughtaboutit6946 Ай бұрын

Tbf, Pokémon’s target audience (even if the actual audience is far larger) is children, so that one might have been put there due to that.

@TheRibottoStudios Ай бұрын

@youthoughtaboutit6946 then why not just say "knackered"? That sounds British enough to me 😅

@tehbeard Ай бұрын

Cream crackered is cockney rhyming slang for knackered. Believe me as a brit not from the south it's fucking mental to us as well. Much like how other country's will paint the entire colourful spectrum of American accents as just the YEEHAW! TEXAS DRAWL.... yeah the brits get painted as either upper class twit accent or cockney.

@apollyon1 Ай бұрын

Its cockney rhyming slang you dental flosser!

@ndrew.Vietnam Ай бұрын

“That’s why you’re second best, you ask why, we ask why not” had me dieing 😂

@ronjones-6977 Ай бұрын

A "growler" is also what my dog takes when I let him outside to do his business.

@superboygamerx5702 Ай бұрын

Love your videos ❤❤❤❤❤

@heatheranderson7214 Ай бұрын

Wooooo

@jonathanmakuberski8048 Ай бұрын

I was drinking when I heard "American Politcian Syndrome" and you almost caught a body Habitual Linecrosser because I almost chocked from laughing

@TFormers2002 Ай бұрын

Poland is quickly becoming my favorite character, I just love how chaotic they are

@Airyy._.-hd4bg Ай бұрын

I’m so glad I found your KZfaq lol

@dislikebutton6811 Ай бұрын

Sad news... Polish soldier died on the Polish-Byelorussian border. He was stabbed by an illegal Middle Eastern immigrant who was trying to cross the border. The soldier didn't survive the stabbing. In recent month there were more attempts to try to cross the Polish border then in the entirety of 2024 as of now. The Belarusian government is supplying the immigrants with tools and weapons necessary to cross the border by illegal means. This problem will most likely going to get worst. Luckily the Polish border will be strengthened thanks to the "Estern Shield" project.