True Facts: Killer Surfing Snails
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4 жыл бұрынNot. The. Pouch.
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CREDITS:
I completely messed up and missed this credit:
Vinthi Neufeld PHOTOGRAPHY
/ @vinthineufeld
Vinthi supplied the amazing Bullia videos with the BlueBottle which is incorrectly attributed
Dr. Winfried Peters:
Dr. Peters spent hours sorting through his research and sending me notes and files. His research is what got me excited about O.semistriatta and I can't be more grateful to have had his help. I have listed a number of his papers further below, and I have made a donation to leatherbacktrust.org in his name.
Nathan Robinson:
linktr.ee/wild.blue.science
/ @drnathanrobinson
Nathan was extremely helpful and generous with his time and footage and gave my early script a once over. His research is pretty amazing - on turtles and the giant squid. His hermit crab video is so great in its entirety. Sub to his channels!
Dr.Jon-Paul Bingham
One of cone snail feeding videos came from this lab and it was such an excellent example of the behavior! Thank you so much!
Dr. Mande Holford
Dr. Holford does amazing research on the toxicology of Conus and shared two amazing clips.
Alysia Daines
Alysia helped me identify the O.Semistriatta in the first place and led me to Dr. Peters. Thank you!!
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@celebratejen95 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe. It’s a very bad Bebe”
@neotwilight31 4 жыл бұрын
learning so much about snails... but for the love of god just tell us what that bebe did! I NEED TO KNOW!!!
@HazzronIV 4 жыл бұрын
Please show us where on the bebe the snail touched you?
@edwardcoello9168 4 жыл бұрын
Bebe has a long history of murder, war crimes and theft
@TRD57 4 жыл бұрын
@@neotwilight31 The bebe must have flipped him the beeird.
@icebrg. 4 жыл бұрын
The bebe is the frog fish that supposedly was eaten by the bobbit worm. He escaped, evolved into a bebe and burnt down a church. Now he’s being eaten by a snail. Karmas a bitch.
@sammiej.5526 3 жыл бұрын
"very french. they're going to die too" I'm sorry what? LMAO
@minilamma4879 3 жыл бұрын
Just like the french
@mysteriouscodes5225 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
@-invalid-2882 3 жыл бұрын
@@minilamma4879 yea
@aemilivsivlivs5716 3 жыл бұрын
To the Guillotine!!!
@sammiej.5526 3 жыл бұрын
@@aemilivsivlivs5716 Ohhhhh LOL yh
@YouAni-Me 2 жыл бұрын
"Why is Danny going down to the beach and fingering snail's feet? Mother, you can't talk to me like that anymore; it's my job and I'm a grown man." "Look, it's trying to eat a people." I died, I just died.
@honeybunch5765 2 жыл бұрын
Me too, I'm supposed to be quiet, my husband is sleeping but I was laughing so much, I'm struggling to do it silently.🤣 I rewinded that part three times!
@waxkopp 2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P.
@riptidemonzarc3103 Жыл бұрын
And then the snail ate you
@1umbreon4life Жыл бұрын
@@riptidemonzarc3103 at least, it gave it the old college-try
@RNLAFStarfighter Жыл бұрын
love that you can hear the dude constantly chuckling
@Quidington 2 жыл бұрын
Abigail was the best snail among us. She passed on so we may learn. That dedication must not be forgotten. The task of learning falls upon all of us.
@blackwillow7314 Жыл бұрын
Among Us???? 😳😳😳
@Quidington Жыл бұрын
@@blackwillow7314 Amogus Morbus Mini em Collagus Bussyus Omnibus Bus Sus Gus Rus Tus Puss Lus Jus Hus Qus
@amylarson3958 Жыл бұрын
All hail Abigail. All hail
@viktorilinkolov7114 Жыл бұрын
All snail
@ember9361 Жыл бұрын
She may no longer be among us, but she was never sus rest in peace, icon
@icebrg. 4 жыл бұрын
Snail: Screams of pure terror. Zefrank: let’s back up a bit. Perfection.
@BLUE5294 4 жыл бұрын
*RECORD SCRATCH *FREEZE FRAME Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation .
@lanedropify 4 жыл бұрын
ICEBRG COMMANDER ikr
@dewaunwarren1 4 жыл бұрын
Snail: yep that's me you're probably wondering how I got here
@horsehorsehorsehorse8500 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is... Perfection
@darkhorseman90 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think for a moment that it was going to be a snail sex scene instead of a mollusk murder?
@abigail5762 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Zefrank: lets just name it Abigail Me: I was not planning to die as a sea snail today
@crystaldragon3491 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad
@MagicMoshroom 4 жыл бұрын
RIP
@catherinevo6060 4 жыл бұрын
Abigail xD
@bruceshark5501 4 жыл бұрын
We still like you, Abigail.
@leobrad2199 4 жыл бұрын
Bye Abbie!
@fantasticmrmonk Жыл бұрын
“An orgy for narcissist” I swear to god this man is a poet
@mandelorean6243 10 ай бұрын
9:48 my fav
@Chickencluts1234 2 жыл бұрын
"its like going into a walmart on black friday and the lights are turned off, you just start grabbing anything and you dont know what you'll end up with" used as analogy for a snail eating random things blindly is comedy gold.
@Tea.Li. 4 жыл бұрын
“Look it’s trying to eat a people!” He said...that was so adorable
@Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns 4 жыл бұрын
It is
@Lat798 3 жыл бұрын
7:05
@loganbatis5573 3 жыл бұрын
*I WILL DESTROY YOUR PEOPLE, AND MAKE YOUR VILLAGE BURN* Nom nom
@prof_hedgehog7456 3 жыл бұрын
Angelcake101 that’s a very bad be Bebe
@airotiv7916 3 жыл бұрын
That whole part was the best, you couod hear his laughter the whole time, love him so much 💜
@rinpaisys 4 жыл бұрын
“Look it’s trying to eat a people.” Never have I heard a sentence spoken with more pure joy and bemusement.
@neuralmute 4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like me talking about my kitten...
@Corusame 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine falling asleep on the beach then waking up to find yourself being devoured by a hundred of these snails
@Chad_Eldridge 4 жыл бұрын
@@Corusame Reminds me of that one scene from Peter Jackson's King Kong.
@ghostsoap6681 4 жыл бұрын
@@Corusame that must be made into a Syfy movie.
@rorrim0 4 жыл бұрын
Oh sure it's cute when something the size of a baseball attempts but when it's the size of a toddler, it becomes a problem.
@msthecommentator2863 2 жыл бұрын
"...it's over pretty quickly, and it beats dying in a ballsack." Lost it on that one 🤣
@debramorrison5531 2 жыл бұрын
My sweet autistic grandson may have met his one true love! So engrossed watching Millie and Abby that he didn't asked the repetitive questions. Don't know if he listened to story but he was most in the spectacle! Thanx for all your wonderful films, we watch daily!
@burneronthenetwork736 3 жыл бұрын
"Kinda ironic to die in a testicle" BEST LINE EVER
@komarunaegi9719 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@coren5911 3 жыл бұрын
Ya know there's an actual fetish about that?
@Hopper_Arts 3 жыл бұрын
@•Spicy Boi• it's called vore
@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 3 жыл бұрын
@@coren5911 It's called vore where you get swallow whole
@BloodyRainRang 3 жыл бұрын
"Uncountable millions of sperm didn't like that."
@squidsquigs6921 4 жыл бұрын
“However Abigail isnt the only surfer on this bitch- BEACH”
@JinafireSXiaomi 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭😭😭I almost died laughing
@carrotdacarrot1485 4 жыл бұрын
IKR?!?
@someoneforsaken6310 4 жыл бұрын
I thought my ears and mind were playing tricks on me.
@milkbeforecereal7064 4 жыл бұрын
@@carrotdacarrot1485 you should look for a Bigfoot with internet access. I heard he's single.
@NiAsiaaa 4 жыл бұрын
Was dying laughing
@KristinPedemonti 2 жыл бұрын
Not only is Ze Frank absolutely hilarious, we're actually learning like 27 real true facts among all the hilarity. Well done, sir, well done!
@MossyMozart 8 ай бұрын
@KristinPedemonti - A sneaky teach!
@thetruedalv2462 2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe, that’s a very bad BEBE”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thimization 4 жыл бұрын
"Has eyes by the way. Should have known better."
@jacquiehosey1029 4 жыл бұрын
thimization that one was kinda my fav. So low key.
@SoffyChannel 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best description of all of my life choices I've ever heard.
@clooimx 4 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments for this
@truthseeker7518 4 жыл бұрын
i opened kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qN-jeMl-kpm7cac.html
@Lilliz91 4 жыл бұрын
Victim blaming
@FrostNightVideoProductions 4 жыл бұрын
my god this is narrated so cutely I almost want to think they're cute, and not nightmare snot in pretty clothes
@dessilou9738 4 жыл бұрын
Nightmare snot in pretty clothesss
@thaliaquintero8138 4 жыл бұрын
Cute there a better word lol 😂
@katiobrien7854 4 жыл бұрын
Nightmare snot. 😂😂😂 🐌🐌🐌
@afrog2666 4 жыл бұрын
Nightmare snot lmao
@theverypixelatedraptor.3579 4 жыл бұрын
𝗔
@hisammy3969 2 жыл бұрын
"she also uses these flaps to sort of gallop" relatable.
@hisammy3969 2 жыл бұрын
@Drew Harris yeah me too 😂 this video was hard to take seriously
@lolnothxyt 2 жыл бұрын
"You got scared there, didn't you?" I actually did lmao. It was really adding to my reasons never to go in the ocean again. I was pretty much at exactly my surfer snail limit.
@lazyRider420 3 жыл бұрын
I wish all nature documentaries where like this
@rufflesntruffles2 3 жыл бұрын
same. most of the time they're like hErE wE haVe thE TuRdiNg hiPpO.
@Waltbrub 3 жыл бұрын
@@rufflesntruffles2 He SeEmS tO bE tUrNiNg ArOuNd
@rufflesntruffles2 3 жыл бұрын
@@Waltbrub iT ApPeArS fEcAl MaTtEr iS fOrciNg iT'S wAy OuT oF tHe AnUs.
@enslavedbrit7089 3 жыл бұрын
Quit watching other channels and sub. Done!
@youhobosarereadytohaha6050 3 жыл бұрын
@@rufflesntruffles2 no
@iknownothing900 4 жыл бұрын
Zefrank B rated movie recap "Oh no don't go that way" "Oh she went that way" *CHOMP*
@milkystars666 4 жыл бұрын
this was my favorite part lol
@foxycinnamonkitten997 3 жыл бұрын
It's the best
@hulfe2514 3 жыл бұрын
that's what she said.
@shadowknight7584 3 жыл бұрын
*CHOMP*
@foxycinnamonkitten997 3 жыл бұрын
Did you just
@meowwaffles6040 2 жыл бұрын
5:42 "It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" NOO, I'M DEAD
@lcoq19 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a crab, not a snail; look, I have pinchy pinchies!" But agaronia don't give a crap. Never ceases to make me laugh after a rough day! That and the "bad behbeh" getting eaten by the clay metapodial pouch! 🤣🤣
@typicaltale172 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a snail, I'm a crab. Look I have pinchy pinchies." "Agaronia don't give a crap."
@DivisaoGamer 3 жыл бұрын
"agaronia don't gives a crab" would be a much better phrase HAHAHA
@aether7211 3 жыл бұрын
BLU?!?! ISSAT YOU??? IM CELESTAROONI HOW DID I FIND YOU I-
@typicaltale172 3 жыл бұрын
@@aether7211 LMAO WHAT.
@emegaly1526 3 жыл бұрын
Or she doesn't give a Crab xD
@Obzornor 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I see 2 people making the same joke and one dude talking to the maker of this comment about "agaronia doesn't give a crap"
@skotmatthews8940 4 жыл бұрын
I love how zefrank left for like years and came back without missing a beat
@terichix8494 4 жыл бұрын
When did he leave?
@TheLogFella 4 жыл бұрын
@@terichix8494 ikr
@numberjuan6332 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's because zefrank is uploading videos more frequently this year. If you go back like 20 videos he uploaded, it was uploaded 5 years ago.
@th3d3vil 4 жыл бұрын
hey, i was binging his videos before and now i’m glad he’s back
@Reagan1984 4 жыл бұрын
@@terichix8494 He left awhile ago to work with buzzfeed
@ellermnv8809 Жыл бұрын
"look it's trying to eat a people *snickers* *tries to not laugh*" Even Zefrank himself laughs at his own jokes while i just wanna cry here cuz of how much hilarious these documentaries are 😭😭😭❤️✨
@js66613 Жыл бұрын
"She travels by foot." Loved that dad joke. Never forget the dad jokes; they're the best part.
@starsilverinfinity 4 жыл бұрын
"Just like how human surfers eventually loose their Shirts and shoes *_and jobs_* "
@datboi6818 4 жыл бұрын
That shit hit different hearing it from him 😂
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 жыл бұрын
I also watched the video.
@danksanchez4324 4 жыл бұрын
So thanks for repeating I didn’t understood what it was saying before
@natwon633 4 жыл бұрын
Shit's getting real
@user-ef1qr5dy2i 4 жыл бұрын
@@danksanchez4324 No problem
@phoeberia2734 4 жыл бұрын
"Looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" How does it- OH NO
@YannyKo13 4 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahha yeah man you get it hahahahaha
@poop10I 4 жыл бұрын
I head my name...I came..errr well literally 😂
@cassaleigh 4 жыл бұрын
Can't unsee
@MichaelHaneline 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when I got it
@scumkay 4 жыл бұрын
I choked on my cereal 😂
@Tardisbabe92 Жыл бұрын
I miss having a snail. I had a freshwater snail and it was so cool to watch. He enjoyed floating around the tank drifting from the filter currant.
@YourThighness104 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for still posting!! I've been trying to find this channel again. Love it!!
@WillShakes423 4 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- "Let's back up a bit." Oh yeah. This is gonna be a good one.
@thespooke7950 4 жыл бұрын
Screaming always entails top quality entertainment.
@jordanspencer2157 4 жыл бұрын
I knew I was in for a ride
@bapanada9446 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespooke7950 KZfaq #1 rule
@itsmilly8150 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespooke7950 so true😂😂
@ahmadmahdi8784 3 жыл бұрын
waaaaaaaaa
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
If this guy can narrate the universe's destruction, I want to be alive to witness it.
@ricardoveloz3728 4 жыл бұрын
i feel ya
@TroyPosey 4 жыл бұрын
Yep! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@bl6973 4 жыл бұрын
“Welp, there goes Saturn. Watch out for that ice shard. Enceladus had too much to drink last night, and now is currently being surrounded by the gasses on Saturn”
@danharold5055 4 жыл бұрын
Dude i dont even wanna complain no more that your everywhere, im Low Key A fan now
@paulgarcia2887 4 жыл бұрын
"It was all fine until one day, it was not"
@ayjay.8176 2 жыл бұрын
i just found this channel and my mind is blown over how incredibly informative yet how stupidly hilarious these videos are.... sir you're getting me through Marine Bio, thank you for your service
@lwliu1112 20 күн бұрын
The quality of information combined with fabulous delivery of innocence and double-entendres is ridiculously amusing and addictive! I just discovered this YT channel and now have to tell all my friends!
@Spogeg 4 жыл бұрын
"It beats dying in a ballsack." So wise.
@Dux_Sux 4 жыл бұрын
ikr
@darkest_eclipse8271 4 жыл бұрын
Jojoforpres LOL
@falleithani5411 4 жыл бұрын
Some people are into that.
@Blaze-zm7zt 4 жыл бұрын
@@falleithani5411 you're not the only one cursed with knowledge...
@tammiegarcia169 4 жыл бұрын
@Jojoforpres We call them exhibitionist.
@justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 жыл бұрын
5:21 “I’m a crab, not a snail, look I have pinchy pinchies” I swear Zefrank is going to be the death of me
@brianargo4595 4 жыл бұрын
No no no, this channel is all about life
@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 4 жыл бұрын
Brian Argo and Death is a part of life.
@brianargo4595 4 жыл бұрын
Damn. You right.
@wincentivan2684 4 жыл бұрын
Agaronia don't give a crap, so testicle death it is.
@riamau2053 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad he eventually came back.
@shrinivasanraghuraman4082 7 ай бұрын
By far one of the best videos I have seen online. Thank you for posting it :)
@Strider1633 21 күн бұрын
It seems I found my favourite channel. You got the skills man, making a video about snails both funny and informative shows for it.
@pr0tz341 4 жыл бұрын
Other people: Avian creatures Zefrank1, an intellectual: Bjirds
@BarryTGash 4 жыл бұрын
We've been mispronouncing Bjork all these years - clearly it's just Bork.
@glooperscooper 4 жыл бұрын
no one says "aviation creatures"
@juandelata 4 жыл бұрын
@@glooperscooper yes, because they say avian creatures
@BenjiSun 4 жыл бұрын
@@BarryTGash Swedish chef had it right all along. #borkborkbork
@pr0tz341 4 жыл бұрын
@@BarryTGash Zefrank is the Swedish chef, confirmed.
@johnsanko4136 4 жыл бұрын
Silver lining to the Caronavirus: ZeFrank is stuck inside forced to make True Facts videos.
@TragoudistrosMPH 4 жыл бұрын
*resists urge to wish for endless pandemics*
@RDDPro 4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus? Which one? There are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of variants currently alive ln this planet. I'd choose a coronavirus over the worst influenza bug imaginable, but look at me... I'm embarrassing myself here... I'm trying to spit logic on a joke post... 🤔
@r3dp9 4 жыл бұрын
@@RDDPro The "Core Oni Pandem Mic" wouldn't be that dangerous, if it weren't for mass incompetence on a global scale. It's a classic showcase of the downsides of globalized economies and globalized governments.
@micht5162 4 жыл бұрын
That's how he dooooo
@TragoudistrosMPH 4 жыл бұрын
@@RDDPro which Zefrank, the OP didn't write Zefrank1... if only humans were capable of inference or recognizing context 🤔😜
@lilfaded247 11 ай бұрын
Could've learned so much more in school if more things were explained this way.
@ADRIANACAPUCHINHO Жыл бұрын
Hi from central Brazil. Tocantins. I just love your videos. Informative and funny. Great narrator. I am a linguist who loves nature. You'd get here in the Cerrado. So marvelous arthropodes ❤.
@thebestcentaur 4 жыл бұрын
"Caviar and escargot all in one, very French. They're going to die too." I lost it
@jedhw4440 4 жыл бұрын
Ok but who is going to die too? The snails or the French?
@martinmocquelet6745 4 жыл бұрын
@@jedhw4440 depends, might be us if the surfers get big enough
@cosmosheep4306 4 жыл бұрын
I choked
@skeletorgames8641 3 жыл бұрын
@@jedhw4440 Yes.
@AMBEE-sp2ev 3 жыл бұрын
Unless they raise the white flag.
@TheTabby 4 жыл бұрын
"Look, it's trying to eat a people!" Cutest quote ever.
@tannysasmr 4 жыл бұрын
Red-y Set Play that was my favourite part lol
@Smile-uu2yg 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this exact comment.
@Nixeu42 4 жыл бұрын
It's adorable...and probably a little itchy for the human, as the snail tries to break down their skin with digestive juices.
@TheTabby 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nixeu42 I never thought about it that way. Makes sense!
@vincem3748 4 жыл бұрын
666th like 😳
@wbwarren57 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for making a video about something that is truly important!
@andrewoliver5920 Жыл бұрын
Ive never wanted to learn so much until i found your channel thank you so much for all the laughter and knowledge
@KNR90 4 жыл бұрын
We need a full nature documentary series, 4k, all narrated by Zefrank. This is nearing 10k likes. At what point do we need a GoFundMe?
@gabriellebraswell6169 4 жыл бұрын
Omg that would be awesome 😀😀😀
@mikestrouse 4 жыл бұрын
Nat geo get on this.
@yoelarmasjr.5660 4 жыл бұрын
OMG YES!!
@DJSTAR2006 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@e.elliotedison953 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Now take my money, Zefrank!
@arexico 4 жыл бұрын
English teacher: Bird Zefrank: Beeyrd
@SNintendoFreak 4 жыл бұрын
English teacher: Buried Zefrank: Beeyried
@drask1988 4 жыл бұрын
Byurd
@conq1273 4 жыл бұрын
English Teacher: Beard Zefrank: Beeyrd
@Earthenfist 4 жыл бұрын
Byörd?
@lidulkadut 4 жыл бұрын
English teacher: babies Zefrank: Bebes
@americaroleplayer 2 жыл бұрын
"Is this a porno?" I'm fucking dying.
@Matthew-zs8nm 2 жыл бұрын
You should have your own series that I can binge watch on Netflix and then binge watch again when I introduce it to my friends and family while they binge watch it with me. Seriously, sometimes when I need a pick me up I rewatch your stuff... youre an absolute genius.
@night-v5258 4 жыл бұрын
"So when you pick out those pretty shells on the beach, it's basically a murder scene" 😂
@frugity9559 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much😂
@jbheavenbalaba9504 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@yuriatsugi3696 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha ikr that got a wheeze outta me
@DesignNation_ 4 жыл бұрын
true
@Lat798 3 жыл бұрын
6:12
@javier6465 4 жыл бұрын
He has been subtlety unsubtle making dad jokes in our faces.
@Deathtizity 4 жыл бұрын
Its like a subliminal message. x)
@Uzumaki.9 4 жыл бұрын
Subtly
@cezarcatalin1406 4 жыл бұрын
It is only implied...
@coldheart4257 4 жыл бұрын
Your grammar killed my brain.
@phallca 4 жыл бұрын
Hey dads need to get their own back somehow, you raid our larders, nick our ciggies, empty our wallets, now suffer our jokes mwahahah!
@AppalachianRocks Жыл бұрын
This is the 2 year anniversary of the day I found this spectacular channel! Thanks for giving me some good laughs!
@BCJerbs 2 жыл бұрын
Hey there mr.Zefrank...i absolutely love hearing your narration and instantly subscribed and share your videos to my friends! Watching from the Cowichan Valley on Vancouver Island in Canada and loving every moment of each show! Thank you so much for sharing your most excellent humour in such a trying time in this world! I wish you many many blessings and thank you very much! Keep up the awesomeness my friend! Cheers, Jerbs 👍🏼🤓👏🇨🇦
@yukeenakamura1398 3 жыл бұрын
“These snails have lost their eyes and tentacles, sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts and shoes....and jobs” I lost it at this point. This guy!!!
@Zenflyn 3 жыл бұрын
First rpwllyu
@Arnkh 3 жыл бұрын
Lost what, exactly? Shoes? Shirt? A job? Or eyes and tentacles?
@EllAntares 2 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Shshs certainly not the sense of humor
@JO-kp6lk 2 жыл бұрын
I think the brains may go at some point as well. Coalinga!
@NoneOfItEvenMattered 2 жыл бұрын
Jobs fucking suck anyways those surfer dudes get to spend their whole days doing what they love I envy them
@DollHouseMadam 4 жыл бұрын
“Look!... it’s trying to eat a people.”
@KorporalNoobs 4 жыл бұрын
A peep
@wheelitzr2 2 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel and totally made my day! THANK YOU!!
@newmoon766 Жыл бұрын
I've watched this one before, and it just keeps being engagingly funny. Thank you.
@nathanh328 4 жыл бұрын
Zefrank's videos: something between funny, disgusting and intriguing.
@ryllingam6467 4 жыл бұрын
I find myself laughing at one moment, then wide eyed in amusement, followed by grimacing at the carnage, which manages to get turned back into laughter. It's quite the experience!
@JohnDoe-xx8yw 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryllingam6467 It's a goddamned roller coaster, what an experience indeed
@AngryKittens 4 жыл бұрын
This is pure science. Stop laughing.
@DPedro3 4 жыл бұрын
Also informative
@ArthurD 4 жыл бұрын
Intriguing, but highly disturbing
@humbleclay79 4 жыл бұрын
"it's like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" It took me second to see the relation, but now I can't get it out of my head.
@joshuaspeer2503 4 жыл бұрын
CAN"T UNSEE
@magmat0585 4 жыл бұрын
same for me T__T
@joshriley2936 4 жыл бұрын
Me too, I sat there for a solid 10 seconds trying to figure it out. Then it me and I couldn't stop laughing!
@erickhart8046 4 жыл бұрын
Welp I was eating nuts when he said that I'm not hungry anymore.
@RoxnDox 4 жыл бұрын
HumbleClay _ my adult son’s reaction listening from across the room “Now that’s an image I don’t want to see” 👍
@ahoward3503 2 жыл бұрын
So delightfully funny and entertaining, yet somehow I always still learn something new as well!
@oldogre5999 2 жыл бұрын
Been lurking about and watching KZfaq videos since youtube got started and I have to tell you that you're funny and my most favorite Tuber of all time! Thank you for making an old man laugh every day!
@coopercampbell1521 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t gimme crap about da beh-beh, that’s a very bad beh-beh.” I love KZfaq.
@rubberduckian2538 3 жыл бұрын
No no no, you don't love youtube, you love the creative creators in it.
@Kittykat.0 3 жыл бұрын
@@rubberduckian2538 very true indeed
@thewhitehype85 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@earthboundmisfit7654 3 жыл бұрын
You also love uncensored media!
@exobomb1061 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@anime_kingdom1300 2 жыл бұрын
I just love this. Thank you KZfaq for putting this on my feed, this commentary is amazing.
@johe0601 2 жыл бұрын
You appeared in my recommendations, you now will appear in my subscriptions. Well done! Have never watched a 10 minute video on snails before!
@ashuriii163 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh look, a documentary! This will be peaceful." Start of the video: aAAHHHHHHHH
@BoaPython 4 жыл бұрын
"Let's back up a bit." lol ^_^
@raptorofwar4415 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it is really peaceful.
@bryanlu93 4 жыл бұрын
"Beach life is so simple and predictable, that over the years, they've lost their eyes and their tentacles. Sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts, and shoes......and jobs. So watching these films is sometimes like watching a horror movie." Every line of this thing was gold. Bravo. Take my goddamn subscription.
@davidbowen6708 4 жыл бұрын
You should definitely go into the catalog of true facts. Big fan of mantis shrimp, angler fish, and tapir. Dragonfly is great too.
@ac300 4 жыл бұрын
ur weird
@2nerC9 4 жыл бұрын
Leola Thomas I bet you are one of those losers that cringe at everything
@Guaguadeath 4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@mayandecendent31 2 жыл бұрын
This type of narration should be the only one from now on gotta love it
@dominichole2019 2 жыл бұрын
this video is genuinely helping me with my uni coursework thankyou
@vsoundelend 4 жыл бұрын
Never did I dream of a day when watching snail documentary would be ten times more entertaining than any of hollywoods comedies from past 10 years.
@oldtimehockey7324 4 жыл бұрын
Vsoundelend or late night talk show host.
@yuriatsugi3696 4 жыл бұрын
Aint that the truth😂
@bubbles000 4 жыл бұрын
Vsoundelend oofff 😂
@kylenegaard6461 4 жыл бұрын
@@bubbles000 YES
@uuurettererreeeer 3 жыл бұрын
@AnimeYuno Fanperson YES
@RePhantomz 4 жыл бұрын
Narator: " sort of like human surfers eventually lose their shirt and shoes....and job" Lol the roasting.
@nykofthesouth2571 4 жыл бұрын
I lol'ed so hard I spat my food....
@vernzvernz7884 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Just_be_kind 4 жыл бұрын
I JUST GOT YOU TO 1K LIKES! #1000thLikeOnAComment
@geekdivaherself 4 жыл бұрын
I thought ze would say,, "...and service," but ze chose the better joke.
@borgir3451 4 жыл бұрын
the timing of that shit coz im drinking water at that time now my nose hurts
@yannana6032 2 жыл бұрын
Man this guy educates and the same time makes u laugh new subscriber!^^
@Mr_C.Bacteria 7 ай бұрын
Watching this is the first time I've genuinely laughed out loud in so long. Thanks buddy
@FelipeJaquez 4 жыл бұрын
I only fear one thing That Zefrank1 runs out of cool animals to talk about
@MrCamzeys 4 жыл бұрын
He can make any animal sound cool.
@kyleprovo1873 4 жыл бұрын
I'm scared one day he will start doing the peoples..
@thependragone 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, even if he runs out of the animals & plants, he can always do the BACKWARD version of them just as he did for Hippo. I bet we will still watch those videos.
@papaoso8340 4 жыл бұрын
Emmm these were snails. SNAILS. Are you really sure this guy needs cool animals?
@toast4248 4 жыл бұрын
He could probably make the most boring animal in existence sound like a legendary pokemon
@fairhair1539 4 жыл бұрын
Zefrank: "Caviar and escargo all in one, very French. They are going to die too" Ehh.. the French you mean?⚆ _ ⚆
@nordicfalcon 3 жыл бұрын
I scrolled for this. Your custom emote insured I made the right choice. 👍🏻
@randomdragon2589 3 жыл бұрын
Take my like
@FallinWizard 3 жыл бұрын
both
@007kingifrit 3 жыл бұрын
give the germans a few more decades to stop being so polite
@AylaMarine 3 жыл бұрын
Sacré Bleu!😨
@taylortarantino_o Жыл бұрын
I love the way you pronounce certain words 😂 10/10 amazing! Subscribed.
@JustYaeWendt 2 жыл бұрын
Love your channel man thank you.
@angelserenade 4 жыл бұрын
"when you pickup that pretty shell in the beach, it's basically a murder scene" I might not pick any kind of shells anymore
@Mintbeef 4 жыл бұрын
Due to the Coronavirus indefinitely sealing us in our homes
@bernieponcik1351 4 жыл бұрын
It's a beautiful memorial of a full life in a spectacular time to be here. Right here, right now.
@kriblar98 4 жыл бұрын
i picked up a shell in animal crossing a minute after he said that
@SuperAmyRose01 4 жыл бұрын
I never look at a seashell the same ever again 😨😨😨😖
@recoil53 4 жыл бұрын
@Reagan E Barnholt Beachfront: CSI
@silentbob7959 4 жыл бұрын
"So whenever you pick up that pretty shell on the beach, it's basically a murder scene."
@darkdragoness5 4 жыл бұрын
What does that make hermit crabs who live in the homes of murder victims?
@luislee3247 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkdragoness5 Yep, hermit crabs sometimes killed the previous shell-owner and robbed the shell.
@commoncommentatingcommento8683 4 жыл бұрын
Grave robbers?
@luislee3247 4 жыл бұрын
@@commoncommentatingcommento8683 Technically, grave squatters.
@fightinfilipino 4 жыл бұрын
not going to lie, this is really messing with my head
@kasondaleigh Жыл бұрын
This channel is too much fun! Love the narrator!
@mickl5536 Жыл бұрын
Love listening to this guy. Makes the subject really interesting with his unusual form of narration.
@commentonlife4793 4 жыл бұрын
“It gets complicated: Start getting into arguments about whose eating who, like you’d hear at an orgy for narcissists.” I’m dying of laughter. Thank you KZfaq. I had no idea what I was missing from my life, but apparently you did. Huge heartfelt thanks!
@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 3 жыл бұрын
that's those kind of thing you'd never espect to hear lol
@lindaletabasa7760 4 жыл бұрын
“It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach” I choked on my noodles
@lindaletabasa7760 4 жыл бұрын
And I no longer want to finish my noodles
@Amirikl1 3 жыл бұрын
Did you slurp it like the snail? Hahaha :P
@FerDeLance06 3 жыл бұрын
Funny af but I'll never be able to unsee that!
@xtflogicalohio3044 3 жыл бұрын
As a certain thunder god once said: "it's in my brain now."
@GooseWithAPassport 3 жыл бұрын
@@xtflogicalohio3044 And as im going to say, *Time to add bleach to my brain to get this horrid memory out*
@Sea-cucumber1151 Жыл бұрын
This is completely entertaining and A wonderful teaching moment, love his sense of humor.
@FrankCosbyNo-Relation 2 жыл бұрын
I will never forget that sound >9:25
@bellal2656 3 жыл бұрын
"Comp" "I'm a crab not a snail look I have pinchy pinchies" Oml I can't oh god I'm wheezing why is this so funny
@giggityskull8986 3 жыл бұрын
Same "pinchy pinchies"🤣🤣🤣
@jimf1964 4 жыл бұрын
Don't give me grief, He is a very bad bebe. This has to be one of his best.
@fodebic5253 4 жыл бұрын
True fact: this will become a meme in 2023: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oqmcaqxo1dTLYGw.html
@MsLeenite 4 жыл бұрын
He's NOT the Messiah; he's a very bad bebe!
@AnnaLuna 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@AlecFlackie Жыл бұрын
Entertaining, informative and inspirational. I want to learn more about marine snails now. Thank you.
@johntowner1893 2 жыл бұрын
Omg. You made me laugh and re watch more times than I care to admit. Well done sir, well done.
@NorthForkFisherman 4 жыл бұрын
"It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle...." Oh My God! This is freaking GOLD!
@kneepain2673 3 жыл бұрын
We all came from one and now we might die from one
@randomdragon2589 3 жыл бұрын
I hate and love this channel already.
@NorthForkFisherman 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomdragon2589 Go watch the one about ducks. It'll scar you for life.
@d15c0rd7 4 жыл бұрын
"They're going to die too" Who? The snails? Their babies? The French?
@GloomGaiGar 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@katsu772 4 жыл бұрын
But I don't want to die :c
@chrisheard5727 4 жыл бұрын
@@katsu772 Then stop being French.
@dannyboy2585 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisheard5727 but what if you're french?
@fashionovawigs 4 жыл бұрын
@@dannyboy2585 you deserve it
@KorpsePaintKlown 2 жыл бұрын
“Yet another snail that surfs is… I’m just kidding, there are no more. You got scared there for a second didn’t you?” I truly did lol
@awesomecronk7183 Жыл бұрын
You are funny as hell! 🤣 Super educational at the same time!
@FlinnyWinny 4 жыл бұрын
Zefrank: *makes weird mouth noises to dub over snails eating* 10/10, comedy gold
@vay5540 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely marvelous
@himadrijoshi 4 жыл бұрын
CHOMP.
@In.Gy. 4 жыл бұрын
It's called ASMR and it's ART
@PhantomJavelin 4 жыл бұрын
"Is this a porno?" "Oh crap, it _is_ a porno." _Bwaaaaaggghhh..... uuhhhhhhhmmmmm_ _slurping noises_ _pop_
@IamARobot7 4 жыл бұрын
And when we needed him most.... HE RETURNED....
@cstrosetta 4 жыл бұрын
I so needed that this morning
@fishheist8346 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly. I just lost my dad a couple weeks ago and isolations made it awful to process. But bruh this had me rolling 😂😂😂 Bless
@barbarabrown5517 Жыл бұрын
Love the delivery!
@sallyrutledge4726 2 жыл бұрын
Bless you, bless you for everything you do. Only wish I could share you with my High School Students.......... well........ maybe just that one !
@hades1127 4 жыл бұрын
“Like human surfers losing thier shirts, and shoes, and jobs.” 😂😂😂😂
@eggsnspam 4 жыл бұрын
My introduction to this channel... I laughed so hard!
@peacefuljeffrey 4 жыл бұрын
*losing
@amineelyoussoufi4371 4 жыл бұрын
@@eggsnspam Welcome to our hidey hole my friend.
@Michael-xm4ux 4 жыл бұрын
touche