"True Facts is not appropriate for children. Or adults who don't act like children." Truer words have never been spoken good sir.

"We're all tubes with some fancy stuff attached." Once again, zefrank keepin us humble

Every time he starts a sentence with, "To understand this, imagine..." you know it's going to be good.

"Aww not an octopus..." "IT GOT OUT!!" I feel this in my soul

I died laughing at "Imagine that a Williamsburg Hipster fell into a ball pit up to their mustachios and has to use it to catch kale chip crumbs and Quinoa."

This screams Avatar

"Octopus is not having that s***." LMAO

Were you watching me wipe that mucus,cause while I was doing it you said that and now it's awkward

"This Frogfish for example...is f**ked" I choked on my Pepsi XD.

"it's like sending your genitals to the bar while you binge watch netflix at home" I'm dead 🤣

"It's like sending you genitals to the bar while you're binge watching Netflix at home: win win"

that's poop

9:03

His complete aversion to the acorn worm makes want to know more. But at the same time there is an undercurrent of fear of whatever the hell the Acorn worm is capable of to make zefrank not want to talk about it.

"Imagine a bunch of Williamsburg hipsters that fell into a ball pit up to their mustaches and have to use them to capture kale chip crumbs and quin-hwaa.

”this fish is having a good day, it won a fortnite battle royale...it’s crush texted him a unicorn emoji , which means nothing to a fish but its still something........the bobbit worm doesn’t give a shit”

"This frog fish for example...

"We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front and finding places to put whatever comes out."

"It's like sending your genitals to the bar while you binge watch Netflix at home. Win-win!" Maybe the greatest line in zefrank1 history.

That octopus looked like he’s thinking about the horrors he had just seen