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True Facts: The Ogre Faced Spider
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Deinopis is a throw back to an older, cooler kind of cribellate spider. Lots of spigots...LOTS. OF. SPIGOTS.
I forgot to add one very important credit for the wonderful egg sac weaving footage: / basin79
Peter Clausen @bugsincyberspace
Dr. Jonathan Coddington
Adam Connolly: / liladtheinvertabarianc...
Getty Images
Gianfranco Gomez and Tracie Stice : www.thenighttou...
Young Hg @yongi_ng82
Geoff Hyde @spinifex222
Dr. Anna-Christin Joel
Jeremy Jones @jeremycology
Olman Alvarado Rodríguez
Shutterstock
Håkan Söderholm
Dr. Jay Stafstrom jaystafstrom.com
Dr. Fritz Vollrath
Paul Whittington
Robert Whyte : www.amazon.com...
Music: / querflote
to contact me regarding footage i could use or interesting leads on biology topics: zefrank@gmail.com
@ivanov093 4 жыл бұрын
I love how "if you don't speak nerd, that means, 'dang they see good' " attacks everyone who hears it.
@kimberlyperkins2992 4 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I snorted
@Jeeroy_Lenkins 3 жыл бұрын
I am a nerd so your theory is incorrect
@USAlien234 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao it got me 😆 😆
@marcuslaurel5758 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jeeroy_Lenkins Shut up nerd. The word “nerd” in that context is being used as a pejorative and therefore attacks you whether you feel insulted or not.
@JuliaGhoulia87 3 жыл бұрын
I spat out my cuppa dang good tea
@Sgtnolisten 4 жыл бұрын
“She looks pissed. Like a dinner date after an argument” I’m done
@PorchPotatoMike 4 жыл бұрын
Sgtnolisten “Rage chewing”
@unlimitedduckgamer 4 жыл бұрын
Thats where i lost it.
@eustace8520 4 жыл бұрын
*"It's like a lunch date after a bad argument."
@XUnholyMusicianX 4 жыл бұрын
A one cheek spread fart Puuuuhhh...... XD
@gulmaraz5931 4 жыл бұрын
Ogre kingdoms total war Warhammer 3
@sg4c695 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: When you find coins in your room it’s your your lil friendly spiders paying their rent so don’t sweep them out
@Angel-rr2ow 3 жыл бұрын
👍
@rightnutnews2290 3 жыл бұрын
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@meowsquarade 3 жыл бұрын
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@D_U_N_E 3 жыл бұрын
Why I had to kill my spiders, missed rent for 4 months in a row.
@zBMatt 3 жыл бұрын
@PEDRO PAULO SILLOS PEREIRA your order of extra small condoms has been shipped.
@VidralliaArchives 4 жыл бұрын
Can we have a "True Facts: David" and it's just Zefrank narrating footage of various creatures being exceptionally unsmart?
@alexstone691 3 жыл бұрын
I like this video but this i need
@adudenameddrake3563 3 жыл бұрын
He just released it 2 minutes ago! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gtiaZauinN7VgWw.html
@TrashSniper 3 жыл бұрын
@@adudenameddrake3563 I fucking hate you with all my heart
@galanie 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO My brothers' name is David and he was married to Vanessa. Was. I find this funnier than most probably because of that.
@souldancer9091 3 жыл бұрын
@@adudenameddrake3563 I’ve never been so disappointed by getting rick rolled in all my life-
@208jdog 4 жыл бұрын
I like how zefrank can leave youtube for years, come back and still get millions of views.... we never left u zefrank
@adararelgnel2695 4 жыл бұрын
Lol right!? Already at half a million views and it's only been like half a day since he posted
@net_spider 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking! Just happy to find his new video in my Recommended. ^_^
@peterthor9940 4 жыл бұрын
I needed his voice
@marycyskymutia4176 4 жыл бұрын
Zefrank's voice is da only thing that can make me love science. . . whenever I can't sleep I watch he's videos Bcoz he's voice is soothing af
@christopherleveck6835 4 жыл бұрын
We need to get him to talk to Grade A and see if he'll come back. Who knows maybe they hide under the same Rock.
@wiilov 4 жыл бұрын
David was literally born yesterday, Zefrank, cut him some slack.
@BoomKing69 4 жыл бұрын
He should be cutting his own sack slack.
@ahmadsarr4277 4 жыл бұрын
Austin Felton exactly 😂😭😭
@larkunique4932 4 жыл бұрын
@Oggatha Christie Thank you
@astrea4020 4 жыл бұрын
Well Vanessa could do it sooo 🙄
@sharkdude2633 4 жыл бұрын
:(
@ClanImprobable Жыл бұрын
I love when he gives them names. Vanessa was very mature. David needed to stay in the eggsack and cook a little longer.
@AmaryIIion 11 ай бұрын
I think the problem was he did in fact stay too long, big bro couldn't get out lol
@love_mandyxo 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s bébé time!” I love that line 😂
@GoCrazy69 3 жыл бұрын
Really now 😏
@nissan_skyline 2 жыл бұрын
It's more like, "bèby" lol. The pronunciation of bébé sounds like be•bay.
@Mandatory.Testicular.Torsion 4 жыл бұрын
I’m currently in biology class and professor had me pull up this video on the giant screen in the auditorium. You made 175 college students very happy today
@overlord267 4 жыл бұрын
Did you get caught watching it in class?
@MystralThunder 4 жыл бұрын
@@overlord267 Excuse me? Do you mean to ask if he had to put it up because he got caught? That really sounds confusing the way you put it
@airotiv7916 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent choice 🎉
@forregom 4 жыл бұрын
What about the horrifying spider face?
@airotiv7916 4 жыл бұрын
@@forregom If it was just a whole video just zooming into its face then yeah, it would be definitely disturbing, especially for the arachnophobics 🤣🤣🤣
@theresebrandser 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s like a lunch date after a bad argument... rage chewing” 😂😂😂
@kengamble8595 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I have witnessed that..... a few times...... could chew through a steel beam in under a minute ! 😊
@QueenBForLife 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao she really does look pissed.
@blackmagician7645 4 жыл бұрын
😀Or- "Don't $%!# where you eat unless what you eat likes $%!#" 😆
@WhimsicalCreature457 4 жыл бұрын
Grrrrrr..... chew.
@daleroberts855 4 жыл бұрын
@@blackmagician7645 Wise words that I live my life by.
@thekingsdale2899 2 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, my fear of spiders is deteriorating!!! I literally cried because for the first time i see it for its unique beauty and not its strange difference. the Ogre spider is now my favorite spider. her eyes are like sniper optics. That case i know for a fact spider vision is crazy!
@insertnamehere6659 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting fact! An Ogre Spider has to regrow its retinas every night because, during the day, they absorb so much light that they burn up! The disadvantages of having no eyelids are intense.
@alchemicmercury 2 жыл бұрын
Did you see true facts about the peacock spider? Buddy your in for a treat
@xhappybunnyx Жыл бұрын
spiders are seriously such cool organisms. Completely self-sufficient, tool-using, solitary fisher-folk just living their tiny cool lives.
@DylRicho Жыл бұрын
As cool as they are, they haven't got anything on jumping spiders in my opinion.
@johncronk8867 9 ай бұрын
@@xhappybunnyxand then there’s the non-webspinners; the angry janitor who wants to give the web weavers a piece of his mind (Assassin Spiders), the adorable theatre kids who’s other elective is the Track Team (Jumping/Peacock Spiders), and the terrifying giants who have a soft spot for their little Mr. McBuzzles (Tarantulas, who occasionally keep Humming Frogs as pets).
@LevvyJFoxxy Жыл бұрын
This was the first zefrank video I came across and I was laying in bed so high at the time, I was not prepared for the "one cheek spread fart" bit. Caught me completely off guard, you know that type of laugh where you feel like it's taken years of build up to release? Got to the point I had to pause the video and sit up because my cheeks and stomach ached so much. Two huge wet patches of tears on my pillow from the avalanche of giggle fits I just couldn't stop. This was at 2am during lockdown and still to this day - that comparison and fart noise still gets a good giggle out of me. Cheers zefrank, I really needed that at the time bro. It was like the therapy I didn't even know I needed.
@stewarta4917 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m getting smarter and dumber at the same time
@daphnekaplan9126 4 жыл бұрын
That is so true !
@linda1lee2 4 жыл бұрын
That is how zefrank do!
@Nonobsolete 4 жыл бұрын
True balanced, as all the things should be
@fuckingsomeome__5317 4 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@suep9445 4 жыл бұрын
😱🤣😎
@slinkerdeer 4 жыл бұрын
"They cut a tiny circle, and the circle of life continues." That was an excellent finisher
@spydere3392 4 жыл бұрын
And then came David
@gollumslovesongs334 4 жыл бұрын
My precious?
@MacCakePie 4 жыл бұрын
The more excellent finisher was „Uh, millenials...“ :D
@Not_Sure-2020 4 жыл бұрын
Heh...millennials.
@slinkerdeer 4 жыл бұрын
Wow this comment blew up fast, i won't be one of those dicks who edits it saying OMMGGG SO MANU LIKEESSSS
@codywarhawk7099 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't even say "captured in 4k." He said *"captured in sextape night vision green."* 🤣 I love this channel.
@jtek2259 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact: their night vision is so good that they go blind each morning
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
Just like me
@VJETRA 3 жыл бұрын
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@Xalerdane Жыл бұрын
Yep. Because spiders don’t have eyelids or irises, they can’t control the amount of light that enters their eyes. So every morning when the sun comes up the ogre-faced spider’s special cell layer is overloaded and _literally burns away, rendering them completely blind._ The spiders have no choice except to sit and wait until it gets dark enough for the insides of their eyes to successfully grow back.
@dumpster9048 4 жыл бұрын
"If you don't speak nerd, that means 'dang they see good'" Thank you for the translation. Much appreciated
@jaxusr235 4 жыл бұрын
Mm.
@theboss9449 4 жыл бұрын
Jaxus R your input will be noted. Processed, and rebuilt onto the mainframe.
@kungfuman1655 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@thatweirdperson4378 4 жыл бұрын
Read that as he said it.
@kathrynemares7961 4 жыл бұрын
"She looks pissed, its like a lunch date after a bad argument." I cracked up haha
@thea-ronator57 4 жыл бұрын
“...like rage chewing.”
@pinupgirl9160 4 жыл бұрын
Kathryne Mares lol same 😂
@Sg4809 4 жыл бұрын
Rage chewing 😂
@thomaskilmer 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't unsee it after that.
@BernardSolomon 4 жыл бұрын
You stole my line (s), LOL
@terryvimes8771 4 жыл бұрын
I just love the way he says "bebbes". Can't get enough of it.
@jamesstetson5727 4 жыл бұрын
"She looks pissed, like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage Chewing!"
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
😡🍔🥤
@carolannroberts 3 жыл бұрын
Does this remind anyone else of KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE?
@themaggattack 2 жыл бұрын
@@carolannroberts Wow, now THAT'S a blast from the past! 🤡
@cinnamon5930 4 жыл бұрын
When he made the "spider laugh noise" that shit took me out.
@OpinionatedChicken59 4 жыл бұрын
**Pfffeh**
@RetroNewWaveBoy 4 жыл бұрын
@Suffer No Fools what the hell are you even on about? "took me out" was used in the 90's in the same context, you lemming.
@Shelleybean3315 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@DaithiSan 4 жыл бұрын
Suffer No Fools you must be fun at parties...
@Critter_Farm 4 жыл бұрын
@Suffer No Fools Your username is very ironic. You realize that people coming up with new ways to refer to the same thing is the way language evolves, right?
@rodgill9376 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't shake hands with Spider-Man. You just don't know." I'm so done LOL
@eldermillennial8330 4 жыл бұрын
Also, most spiders have detachable penises, so at least Mary Jane is never lonely.😝😈
@rodgill9376 4 жыл бұрын
@@eldermillennial8330 poor Mary Jane 😓
@hoodycoo4391 4 жыл бұрын
He gonna cover mj in *GLURRRE*
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 жыл бұрын
Mephisto broke up Peter and Mary Jane.
@jonnietube 3 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who has to hit "Pause" every now and then, after something particularly hilarious, because I can't hear the next few sentences over my own laughter? Surely?
@theoneinthemiddle5553 3 жыл бұрын
"Is that David? I told you not to use him in this shot, Hes an idiot" lol I fucking died
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
IKR lol 😆
@AceAlbatros 4 жыл бұрын
The first 30 seconds of this video makes me wonder if my dog has a name for me and how terrible it must be.
@teresamcmurrin8672 4 жыл бұрын
AceAlbatros Trust me, it can't possibly be as bad as a cat's names for us...
@Sgtnolisten 4 жыл бұрын
Teresa McMurrin the reason cats and dogs don’t get along is because the cats names for us is THAT insulting...
@JordyFidis 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sgtnolisten But cats and dogs do get along, unless of course, one of them is an asshole
@herbderbler1585 4 жыл бұрын
@@JordyFidis unfortunately assholes are common among cats and not unheard of among dogs.
@JavenarchX 4 жыл бұрын
@@teresamcmurrin8672 haha...yeah my thoughts exactly
@user-bl7hr6wh2e 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, you recalled your KZfaq account’s password.
@paulmacbay9404 Жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I view these they never get old. I love true facts.
@risabee6312 4 жыл бұрын
“Rage chewing...” This spider is my spirit animal. 🖤
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
Mine 2
@violetartem1034 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe I’ve spent hours watching boring documentaries to study when this gold existed
@vapormissile 4 жыл бұрын
This should be required viewing for middle-school biology. Solid, funny science.
@caseyo5524 4 жыл бұрын
This is probably the sparksnotes of documentaries
@samhansen9771 4 жыл бұрын
@@vapormissile we were shown it in marine science when we had extra time
@vapormissile 4 жыл бұрын
if only we had had such technologicial tools at our disposal. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nbCAh8lquNPKfGw.html
@Skittenmeow 4 жыл бұрын
"Like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage chewing." Perfection
@ycylchgames 4 жыл бұрын
4:53 Ogre Spider: I told you not to film me when I'm eating.
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@lizzytroy9503 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody once told me The world was gonna web me I ain't the sharpest stick in the egg sack
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@Ridisculed 4 жыл бұрын
"Spiders are like onions." -Spigre
@hibajebli3788 4 жыл бұрын
Bc they make u cry 😭
@emiliovanilla6833 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: Spigre isn't real. He can't hurt you. Spigre: WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. IN MY SWAMP.
@pedrorhodes6206 4 жыл бұрын
They have layers
@yellooh 4 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@ratbat1072 4 жыл бұрын
They stink
@twaalfendertig 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, you sound like how I imagine the voice of a cat would be.
@king4217able 4 жыл бұрын
Look up his other stuff he has so many cat videos
@Zyk0th 4 жыл бұрын
He is the voice of Cat in the Dear Kitten commercials.
@deeppurplecutie 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zyk0th ooooh that's why it's so familiar!
@MrSharpeace 4 жыл бұрын
Somewhere between Tom Waits, and Brian Cranston as Heisenberg.
@Ssssssnakeisone 4 жыл бұрын
@⁅Greαt Grαnd Fαther Lʊrd King-Emperor Beliαl-Mαle⁆ Lorenzo Music. If imagining cat voices yourself, just brain harder.
@cameronwhite2760 2 жыл бұрын
I have only recently discovered this channel. What have I been missing out on?! The combination of sarcasm and humor keeps my attention despite ADHD. This is what should have been shown during my school years and should be shown to todays children.
@theblanketfortcohort7332 4 жыл бұрын
Also you need more merch, this series is packed full of iconic quotes. Imagine an entomologist wearing a t-shirt with an ogre spider on it that said "rage chewing." Actually no, imagine someone who's job it is to rate posh food. "Rage chewing." 1 star and he hasn't even had a drink yet
@gaoxiaen1 Жыл бұрын
Russian and Chinese zookeepers.
@DracoTheBlack 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting 200 babie spiders to come pouring out of that hole...
@ianmiller6040 4 жыл бұрын
They tried.
@nightburner5357 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that David
@trapeye3464 4 жыл бұрын
david spoilt
@Nafuttoid 4 жыл бұрын
David is the winner of chicken diner
@gwrober 4 жыл бұрын
THANKS DAVID
@Mystic2760 4 жыл бұрын
"Uploaded 4 minutes ago" - has over 4.3k views already That's how you know this fanbase is devoted
@lukefender94 4 жыл бұрын
I would pause childbirth to watch a new true facts video
@dragom2009 4 жыл бұрын
All hail Zefrank Our time space traveling benevolent deity.
@julianz7555 4 жыл бұрын
One hour in and we got 124k I am pretty impressed
@extendoduck 3 жыл бұрын
You know the creator is loved when there are thousands of views before the first one finishes watching the video
@CheeseYourself 3 жыл бұрын
they look so comically angry all the time, omg i love them-
@darylwilliams7883 4 жыл бұрын
It is difficult to entertain and inform a professional biologist at the same time, but this video is a triumph of the art.
@EndiXIV 4 жыл бұрын
I was JUST thinking “Hmm zefrank must be on a hiatus again” like two days ago
@tjzambonischwartz 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Bubbles same here!
@davidrosas2127 4 жыл бұрын
@@tjzambonischwartz uh oh i used the word hiatus in my comment too. $10 word club!
@nicklewis470 4 жыл бұрын
I swear that always happens with me. like the other day I was just thinking I haven't seen JonTron upload anything in a while and the next day he made his goop vid.
@TheVetusMores 4 жыл бұрын
"A soft laugh, like a one-cheek-spread fart ... _pffuhh_ ... "
@mrspoopy3227 4 жыл бұрын
2:25
@monsour1900 4 жыл бұрын
I died at the accuracy of the description and the stealthiness of the deed.
@Jason-qc4ty 4 жыл бұрын
I peed a little on that one lol
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 4 жыл бұрын
Subtly attempting the One Cheek Sneak _always_ goes bad in public by the end and turns into the One Cheek Squeak. And awkwardness. Such awkwardness. Everyone trying to pretend you didn't fart fail and keep a straight face. But you did. And they know it. And you know they know it.
@SohanDsouza 4 жыл бұрын
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing I read the second paragraph in zefrank1's voice. 😁
@ThomasEWalker 3 жыл бұрын
I speak photographer and dang, that's amazing!!! Their eyebally things are way faster than my very best lenses ever were. I had some very big lenses, too. I love the True Facts writing; I think I'm in love. With the writing! Not like that - that would be icky.
@iridium5652 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: Glue Zefrank: galuuuuu
@encinoman903 4 жыл бұрын
"She looks pissed. It's like a lunch date after an argument."
@gabe1431 4 жыл бұрын
Delete your fucking comment. You stole this shit
@Bulletproof_Trump 4 жыл бұрын
I see quotes. That's them saying someone else said it
@gabe1431 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bulletproof_Trump It's a quote by someone else who also quoted it.
@donkey7921 4 жыл бұрын
@@gabe1431 why does it matter? How do you know its stolen?
@px2a 4 жыл бұрын
Sheast z because someone already said it moron
@danielamichelle76 4 жыл бұрын
I always forget this dude exists and when he comes back with a video I get over excited
@naturegirl1999 4 жыл бұрын
Daniela Reyes I don’t forget, I eagerly wait for the new video
@m3talcake145 4 жыл бұрын
Every time he posts i just drop everything i do and watch.
@KimberlyDayah 4 жыл бұрын
@@m3talcake145 me too :)
@EugeniaBonucci1965 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@schwindsichtigaderechte5293 4 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@koriw1701 2 жыл бұрын
2:32 I burst out laughing here, as he tells us about a "one-cheek spread fart" that he then gives his own approximation; which made me wonder how many times he had to rehearse that particular 'kind' of fart on tape before he was satisfied with the sound he made! Yes, Zefrank is like your best friend that you lose touch with for years, but as soon as you reconnect, it's like there was never any time in between and you're still their best friend no matter how long it's been.
@valtilbrook5987 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely incredible micro photography and Ze Frank gives such humorous commentary! 🤗😘
@crispy982 4 жыл бұрын
That "Cramming for a math test and needed a break" part hit way too close to home
@NatYourAverageNerd 4 жыл бұрын
“She looks pissed. Like a bad lunch date after an argument.” That spider WAS pissed. XD
@FoxDragon 4 жыл бұрын
Rage Chewing is my new favorite
@robertelessar 4 жыл бұрын
That line made me laugh harder than I've laughed in about seven years. It was so true.
@SaikoSoda 4 жыл бұрын
Why seven years tho
@WhisperingNostrils Ай бұрын
These are legit my favorite spiders. All these little things they can do that other spiders can’t are just so dang cool.
@terralynn8716 4 жыл бұрын
I think Ze Frank should get his own nature show. I need more of this. I hope every day for new videos.
@jazzbeaunola 4 жыл бұрын
"It's like a lunch date after a bad argument......rage chewing." Hilarious!
@amezfires9247 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh so hard 😂😂
@scottlissa6433 4 жыл бұрын
So happy when I see a notification that you’ve posted something new.
@KS-no6ln 4 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@fostercomedy9014 4 жыл бұрын
Scott Lissa lol I know I make an audible gasp while surrounded by strangers
@noneofyourbusiness3341 4 жыл бұрын
Scott Lissa same lol
@badendagan 4 жыл бұрын
OMG HIS BACK
@scottlissa6433 4 жыл бұрын
Foster Comedy lol
@Droidzi Жыл бұрын
02:21 "this is why Deinopis never laughs, but if it does it's a small sound"
@enviromental2565 3 жыл бұрын
This my first time coming across True Facts on KZfaq. The guy is f***ing hilarious while teaching something new and interesting about creatures which share our planet.
@questingchris1699 4 жыл бұрын
Love it when a new True Facts comes out. It’s like a random gift.
@jocelynbh97 4 жыл бұрын
Questing Chris remember that one time when we had to wait 4 years for a video 🥴
@ronangoss4904 4 жыл бұрын
I do
@misterpanini8169 4 жыл бұрын
you might need to poop in a pitcher plant for payment.
@questingchris1699 4 жыл бұрын
Jlow yep
@veramae4098 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he could be talked into making a "True Facts" about Putin? Of course, It might get him killed .... Never mind.
@mirek4357 4 жыл бұрын
"Is that David? I told you not to use him in this shot He's an idiot" That one got me good
@davebuchan81 4 жыл бұрын
Got me too haha.
@David39151 4 жыл бұрын
same here
@lahlybird895 4 жыл бұрын
Now I'm confused. I thought David was an ant
@DarthChewie 4 жыл бұрын
David is useless. To hell with ALL David's. Or perhaps just that David. Or perhaps all spiders. Or both.
@lahlybird895 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarthChewie But David is not a spider O.o .
@JeremyClow Жыл бұрын
OMG…one of the funniest, informative videos on KZfaq or is it one of the most informative, funny videos…regardless…awesome!
@jeffjeannette9364 Жыл бұрын
Man I am SO late to this party. Don't know why I scrolled past so many times, but this is my new binge channel now.
@ashleycraiglozada2550 4 жыл бұрын
"it's behbeh time" the behbeh never gets old. I love you zefrank
@cypresswillow2591 4 жыл бұрын
That's how use it nowadays instead of the normal "babies" lol
@helenarosno 4 жыл бұрын
2:25 “That is why Deinopis *never laughs* “ I don’t normally think spiders are cute but I laughed at that😂
@cosmincelau6157 4 жыл бұрын
Ah... Helena..
@Macaulyn_97 4 жыл бұрын
I love how it actually looks like Vanessa gave David a stick, lmao
@amariofernandes9358 4 жыл бұрын
*spider catches insect* "It's all ogre now"
@asrielthedreamer6783 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like I wasn't the only one with Shrek jokes*
@ausaralexander2627 4 жыл бұрын
“This is the par where you run away”
@milili27 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Wow..
@eyeballpapercut4400 4 жыл бұрын
@@ausaralexander2627 *where you couldn't
@bekjanz 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was Singsing reference 🤣
@SilvioMDante 4 жыл бұрын
And that ladies and gents, is how the Ogre Faced Spider do.
@immersiveparadox 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he forgot that again!!
@graceng7986 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to say that! :P
@tasertag7513 4 жыл бұрын
MEDIC!
@johnmartinelli4006 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite videos to watch on KZfaq. I have been sending these videos to family and friends for years now. Learn something new, breaks-up miserable days, and a chance to laugh your ass off. Thanks for these Zefrank!
@masterdisaster2273 2 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY LOVE EVERY SINGLE NARRATION, IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO THEY MAKE AWESOME!!
@Wuzzup129 4 жыл бұрын
"Deinopis don't need no gluerr. It does it old school." *Gleurr*
@starlabradshaw2969 4 жыл бұрын
*Gleurr.*
@markuskuhn9006 4 жыл бұрын
*Gleurr*
@Wulthrin 4 жыл бұрын
that is how zefrank do
@BassNinja 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@Wuzzup129 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wulthrin *Keks loudly*
@NannyCorz 4 жыл бұрын
“Rage chewing” is now my new favourite saying
@ScarletTermite 4 жыл бұрын
NannyCorz yessss!
@inspectahdeeeohoh3079 4 жыл бұрын
I read your comment exactly the same time the narrator said the phrase "rage chewing" I'm in pain laughing Haha 🕷😁🤣🤣🤣😜👌
@tupecktherappingparrot4345 4 жыл бұрын
NannyCorz as a parrot, I can say rage chewing is a thang!
@theflowerhead 4 жыл бұрын
Which has to be closely followed by "rage chewing". 💀 XD
@aazhie 4 жыл бұрын
Good band name but also SUCH A MOOD
@daveycatoe8154 4 жыл бұрын
6:03 Look man, I'm doing my best...
@twisted_autumn 9 ай бұрын
ogre faced spiders are the cutest spider and you cant convince me otherwise
@phasm42 4 жыл бұрын
"She looks pissed. It's like a lunch date after a bad argument. Rage chewing." 😅😅😅 gold
@davantiowo6519 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@RubixtheCubix198783 4 жыл бұрын
I was just gonna quote!
@MrManu2468 4 жыл бұрын
This spider looks like someone tried to make a spider look cute but failed miserably.
@BDSquirrel 4 жыл бұрын
It does have the huge "Notice me, Senpai" anime eyes.
@MsMrapplepie 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, they made the legs too long for it to be cute. Needs to have more of a jumping spider build.
@SmokeyOwOs 4 жыл бұрын
Cartoon spiders in real life essentially
@rbush19861 4 жыл бұрын
The jumping spiders' jealous, ugly, sibling.
@YamacKocovali7 4 жыл бұрын
@@rbush19861 that's it
@xyouthe 10 ай бұрын
my jaw dropped when i realized they dont just make a web and sit on it. that grabbing technique is next level!
@gaelstrarai 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Rage Chewing". 😂
@bringbackthegooddaysofyoutube 4 жыл бұрын
And that is how the ogre faced spider do.
@countrygurlgardener8968 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@xivix6710 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this line
@redflame300 4 жыл бұрын
Just don't shake hands with spiderman
@antonleimbach648 3 жыл бұрын
“Like a grandpa that played marbles with cat turds” - True words of wisdom.
@penroc3 4 жыл бұрын
im in the hospital right now(not COVID) and your videos have made me laugh for the first times in days. thank you for the sanity
@zahra4829 4 жыл бұрын
"She gave him the name of fúckstick bastard díckwad" Lmao felt this on a spiritual level-
@jonathancarter9371 4 жыл бұрын
Ascends in Stiff Mode*
@junothelazywolf6346 4 жыл бұрын
Tee Hee knows that my dads old name was fuckface mc dickwad
@deborahfarmer2532 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adored that.
@Feliphezo 4 жыл бұрын
How does that relate to you?
@pepethecrab5952 4 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious
@gesie0504 4 жыл бұрын
"don't Shake Hands with Spiderman because you don't know.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@NeoN-PeoN 7 ай бұрын
"Don't shit where you eat unless what you eat likes shit". Fuckin' brilliant.
@_NewtonMeter Жыл бұрын
0:50 "that means Diana sees good" the way he said that just cracks me up
@ellenmurphree4927 4 жыл бұрын
Had a crappy day but this makes it all better.
@esssaaaa5417 4 жыл бұрын
Ellen Murphree same
@incognito8023 4 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@MissEarthling 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Allison_Leigh 4 жыл бұрын
I read this as "Had a creepy day".
@thenewyoutuber4798 4 жыл бұрын
Right
@darkmage85 4 жыл бұрын
My name is David and i can confirm: We are idiots.
@borgir3451 4 жыл бұрын
yea my younger brothers name is david and he's also an idiot
@DanaTheLateBloomingFruitLoop 4 жыл бұрын
As a fellow David, I second that.
@daviguedes8949 4 жыл бұрын
Aye
@davidhamilton1632 4 жыл бұрын
Shit
@thewolfking1152 4 жыл бұрын
Davids Unite😂
@lucasyoung9594 2 жыл бұрын
Was just eating breakfast and was drinking water exactly at the moment when Zefrank says “that why it never laughs” zooming into the eyes, and I couldn’t stop laughter and water went straight up my nose…
@danabana8121 11 ай бұрын
This man is an absolute genius. Best channel on the entire platform.
@dc8608 4 жыл бұрын
"It looks like its relieving stress like it was cramming for a math test and needed a break"
@levig.7159 4 жыл бұрын
are you one of those davids?
@Itspaydaysboys 4 жыл бұрын
No judgement
@joshuahancock2079 4 жыл бұрын
I beheld for the short moment when this comment had exactly 69 likes. And as the moment fleets away, it’s truth exists only within the confines of my memory.
@erico1120 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that part 😂😂😂
@PikaPunch44 4 жыл бұрын
"don't shake hands with spider Man cause, u don't know.." LOL 😂😂😂
@SaroDracon 4 жыл бұрын
Cause your hand might get preeeegnant
@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 4 жыл бұрын
That part at the end was great. -"tell her to tell david to use the stick to get Out of the egg." LoL!
@darchangel2136 2 жыл бұрын
This has been my favorite nature channel now for months
@FloatingSunfish 4 жыл бұрын
"David" -- every species has one.
@Davidxcat 4 жыл бұрын
:(
@kaize. 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@davidshi451 4 жыл бұрын
I feel sad now
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 жыл бұрын
It's not ogre it's never ogre.
@edabbott8130 4 жыл бұрын
Your voice is a mix between Morgan Freeman and Internet Historian
@highpockets359 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, you're right
@invisibleenenra9596 4 жыл бұрын
EdBot with Comedic remarks like Jeff Dunham
@TheDevile1 4 жыл бұрын
@@invisibleenenra9596 Jeff dunhams a Comedian??
@Morphis 4 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ec5lgKh70Ju-c4U.html
@invisibleenenra9596 4 жыл бұрын
The Devils In The Detail Yes He Is, Plus His Inappropriate Jokes Are So Funny They Make People Laugh
@davidstockton9802 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I love you and your style of documentary is off the chain !
@meeptowner8440 3 жыл бұрын
I could listens to this man say babys all day long
@p_ma 4 жыл бұрын
“Cute little nostrils, oh no, those are also eyes....” (≧∇≦)
@SumanthSamuel 4 жыл бұрын
We will Cherish every one of those 6 minutes and 46 seconds.
@rileyjames8261 4 жыл бұрын
You are so funny and informational. If you had been a teacher I would've paid attention for sure. Keep up the great work. And way to go Jerry!
@DoodleThis Жыл бұрын
“I’ll say it, don’t shake hands with Spider-Man” 😂😂
@camrendavis6650 4 жыл бұрын
2:57 "-don't need no *Gluerrrr"* LOL, wtf XD
@PopeGoliath 4 жыл бұрын
You must be new here. Welcome!
@jeepersmcgee3466 4 жыл бұрын
Go watch the carnivorous plants video. Some of them look like they're tipped with *dewrrr*
@nunya_bizniz 4 жыл бұрын
That's how Zefrank do.
@Nick70011 4 жыл бұрын
We don't do that here
@nathanhaynes8489 4 жыл бұрын
Bolas spider uses the glue. He did that one last time or time before
@DoBeLove 4 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, Millennials!" This guy kills me.
@aoyukinana 4 жыл бұрын
David i will give him a week and half
@coelacanth9821 4 жыл бұрын
hah, good catch!
@backupsideways 4 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@jasonflay8818 4 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer!
@diamondbrony8550 4 жыл бұрын
What?
BBC Earth
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