In his defence, its a sharp stick that was used to poke a paper bag of flaming dog doo away from the white house front door.

More like a sharp grain of rice

You said it before I did, so here's a like instead of just repeating your comment.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

@@heatherlowry754 But, rice is useful...

Yeah you tards always need somebody dumb to tell you how to think.

@@yapandasoftware Well that was just mean.

@@yapandasoftware You mean like how Trump needs Hannity and Fox and Friends to tell _him_ how to feel?

@@jonathanconnor7920 if that makes you sleep better at night believing such nonsense.

@@XxThunderflamexX sometimes the truth isn't nice.

Seth Myers, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah is my lineup for political humor!

1MFilms ... Same here.

I'm pretty sure A Closer Look didn't exist before Trump's 2016 campaign.

it really is almost always BRILLIANT! (I never had noticed it much before... Trump)

@@orijimi Good thing you're not Totally sure. From Slate June 2019: "The earliest “A Closer Look” segment on KZfaq from Late Night With Seth Meyers is from June 2, 2015, and is a discussion of the Patriot Act."

Pfunky2007 Overcome by his emotions? Please. You must be talking about Trump.

Any night without Seth is a very bad, terrible night. I love him beyond anything that's been done so far.

We all are

@@mikereseigh you win

Right

True that

They should not have allowed him to visit, because as we all knew, he blew it and turned it into a celebration of himself and all of the things he has promised, but failed to actually get done, but took away the attention from the Victims here!! Well since our illigitamite non president is unable to reach out with any empathy or compassion, we the people of America are beyond disgusted and extremely sorry for your losses and the fear that this event created! May the murdered RIP! Now, let's vote this self centered asshat and his creepy , greedy old rapey, racist old white mens club and take our Republic back and make it better, much better than its disgusting, dishonorable past! Our hearts, prayers and anger over this bs is with you Dayton, and el Paso and every place in America where domestic terrorism has been backed by this buffoon and his sycophants! 😒😒😪😪

+LongBeachReps ~ Same w/Colbert, it's great when they lose it. I think Seth is stretched beyond his absurdity limit, and is getting stress-induced silly giggles.

My favorite part of the day was him cracking up.

LET'S GET SOME GOSPEL TO THE BORDER 🙏🙏🙏LRT THOSE KIDS KNOW WHERE HERE👶🍼👩‍👩‍👧‍👧❤️❤️🙏🙏❤️❤️IF WE CAN'T SEE THEM 👀 LET THEM HEAR ❤️ US ❤️❤️🙏🙏❤️

He's not funny. His jokes are for simple minded infants, aka liberals.

Yes! It is getting harder and harder to laugh these days!

Test 1, 2, 3

Brainstormer623 He’s laughing at his writer’s jokes. Not laughing at his own jokes. But hey, if it’s funny....laughing is contagious. Lol

Love Seth. Very talented!

Seth Meyers has been mailing it in for the last year and a half... he's just making money off the Trump presidency without actually providing one iota of help to actually get rid of him.

LMAOOOOOO ..........NOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

Angel Black, you get an award for: "Quote of the Day"!! 💯% 🏆 👍 💖

Suddenly him saying he's a healthy young person makes so much sense.

He will be melted into a vat of acid for later consumption. Yummy goodies.

That Mickey Mouse, Maga Kult are on the same sh*t.

Jaime Johnesee That’s far enough jackass.

No puta for a week !

Yes Donald, that's you in the shiny water!

Don't jump in you'll melt!!

Basically, Chump just pointed out to Melania that he could see his reflection...vampires don't usually have reflections. Then Melania told him: "You think I'm blind? I'm not the one that needs a seeing eye dog, you stupid SOB.

Middle of any ocean is a good second option.

If lost, please send to Venezuela.

May be to the dog pound with that stick!!

Send him to hell where he belongs.

My thoughts exactly...bring him to the next mental asylum instead.

sheila taylor watching him laugh at his own jokes is like my favorite thing 😂 he’s great

Totally agree...what would we do without these voices of reason like Seth, and Trevor, and Stephen, and Bill Maher, and all he others who have that special ability to not only laugh at their jokes, but also to be able to look at tragedy, or ignorance, or, in some cases, evil, without making light of it. And yet, they present it in a common sense way we can all laugh at.

Jim Reynolds Well said.

@Agent Fungus There's no doubt about the healing effects of laughter. These days we can use it.

Watch the "A Closer Look" where he accidentally slips up and calls Trump "Steve." One of my favorite clips.

He is just so stupid. Like when he said he was going to pass a tax cut for the middle class when congress was out! He knows nothing about anything!

And that infrastructure bill that he was "looking hard" to pass that hadn't been written or even considered.

Technically they’re always on vacation

David Birch MIA‼️

nobody knew healthcare would be so complicated

I died at the boot on Air Force One! 😂🤣

To quote Homer Simpson after being told there's a 3 day waiting period "Awww, but I'm angry now".

Aye Kay please educate us.

The thing is that 90% of Americans (Gun owners included) believe universal background checks are necessary. It's passed the Senate but Mitch McConnell is blocking it from going on to the House of Representatives. At this point it is literally one guy blocking everything. * Edit Sorry got the Senate and House mixed up. House of Representatives has passed it and it's being blocked from the Senate. Where I am it's currently late so my brain didn't catch it until after rereading.

@Aye Kay Anyone can buy a gun online. A lot of websites don't require background checks. A lot of sellers on those websites also don't want to do background checks if they don't have to. Maybe 50 years ago when the internet didn't exist this wouldn't be an issue. But yes, literally anyone could get a gun these days if they had money and a good wi-fi connection.

Moscow Mitch claims it’ll be the first item on the agenda when the senate reconvenes. I won’t hold my breath

Indeed

You think that they are his jokes? Many [most?] are written by others. I assume all jokes are relatively fresh to him. Then he ad libs a lot ...Sooo...your criticism falls short. ✌🏽👉🏼 #urwelcome

I love it when Seth cracks himself up and they don't cut it out, makes it feel all the more real and personal to me

@@jevonsiler3538 The normal process is, that a bunch of writers, including the person on stage, think the whole day about jokes and decide together, which will be said. It's highly unlikely, that there are ones, he has not seen.

He's Funny, and sadly, so is Trump.

I love Seth too but he doesn't give me life. Why? Because it's an absurd expression.

Ingrid Dubbel Well he makes me forget my crippling depression so it’s the same thing for me.

Well, we've never had a president like him before.

I completely AGREE.

Boo Stover: He said the same thing about his non-existent healthcare plan!

Grifter: "better than you can ever imagine"

he has literally been coasting his entire presidency. I honestly feel he never even wanted to be president. it almost feels like a house of cards season. Where he campaigned, thinking he had no shot, to just muddy up the system and call names, but then he and others realized racism is for some sad reason still popular in this country, and he ran with it. but then again, this all assumes he is smart. an accidental president is about to serve a second term. the world is pointing and laughing at us.

Toad Jiang *$30 million...

I wish the NRA would simply disband and fall apart.

Nope

Haha! Milking that Tango & Cash joke!

And the NRA threat is completely hollow anyway. Does anyone think that the NRA or its followers would support someone against Trump? Nope, the only thing Trump cares about is making money and that if he upsets the NRA they might stop giving him cash.

Ruby Doomsday Send to gulag!

Return him to 1901 D Street SE instead; it would be more appropriate.

Fullvinyl 😸😹

PREACH! Xoxo from Austin

If found, return to MOSCOW.

To be fair (Hurp), he was waiting for Melania.

@@teamvlcn6820 He remembered hes married?

@@teamvlcn6820 But he started to walk off without her! He is such an idiot!

@@teamvlcn6820She probably made the puddle...for him, by request💦👴💦

i agree. It was so Biden!

What about his quote "Poor kids are just as talented and bright as white kids."

@M A His policies are similar to Trump's ? Which ones ? All of them ? Could you be more specific ?

M A i know. Im just saying that one quote was great

@@EdwardJCorndog how about Fat FAce Nixon Mumbling and YAmmering..."I want to see the ORINGES of the investigation?".. habhbha.,...or a classic "I like partying with Epstein.,.. he likes the ladies some even say he likes them REALLY Young?...or the weak as F "i asked President Putin and he said very strongly he didn't mess with the election" even though EVERY spy agency in the world said so.... he has a bunch of them...=]

Brilliant!

The various states should refuse to let him in until his debt is paid. "Your name's not down, you're not coming in."

Marie Blade Or a soul.

Paycheck

To prove he's a moron.

Marie Blade 👀👀👀🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 EXACTLY

It's a complex question. When historians in the future or academics specializing in "Trump studies" ask this in the future, I think the debate will go something like this: On the one hand, you're right, it's pointless and almost insulting to people who do actually engage in public reason with thoughtfulness and genuine intellectual curiosity for reporters to do this. On the other hand, think about the consequences of not doing this, of not insisting on reasons, evidence, argumentation and giving the President chances to provide these. The alternative would be, in a sad way, a kind of victory for Trump in that he would not only succeed in degrading the office of president but in a way also dragging down other institutions with him. I've thought the same thing you do, but have decided that it is better this way. I think journalists realize this is all they can do, they can't descend or back up any further. They have to stand their ground and insist on the rules of public reason ("kommunikative Rationalität" to invoke Habermas), regardless of whether Trump participates or not. It's all they can do and I would say it's all any of us can do.

I don't know what to think anymore............it's like scraping the bottom of a barrel intellectually. What senseless reply this time? Same as last time? Same nonsense tomorrow? Can't afford to be numb and dumb about it. But it's a teeth clench every time..........

Just proof he doesn't make any of the policies that matter

But he's campaigning for the life trump has... Lol 🤔

😄 😄 😄 😄

@@seehazesmoke if your life is your job sure

he has a life waiting for him in prison with his "bud"Tyrone.They will be like two peas in a pod!!!!!!

It would be funnier, if he said Trump should just do goes job and role this country.

No. It's if found, send to Saudi embassy in Turkey and promise we won't look for remains.

Please send to North Korea.

@@Heather-xz8fk But not where the rich people live.

but not to Mexico. you guys promised us a wall to keep him away...

ladyofelysium how else would he get to his golf course?

I pray everyday that thing goes down.

He’s too scared to us the briefing room

they put him next to the chopper to disguise the fact that he always yell-talks.

they’re just massive blades on the grass to make the press seem ridiculous. backfired.

veronica beck made me literally lol

aren't we all? 2020 can't come soon enough.

Yep. I think everyone is drained. At least Seth has new material every show. Not really a bright side but it keeps it new.

I thought that too. Another day drinking segment needed I think.

I noticed that too in the last episode. He dropped a few more cusses than usual.

He’s been having that look for the last week or so....Were all exhausted. This orange mf won’t stfu for two seconds so we can relax

Sigh..

I was a sergeant in the Army. Trump was a chickenshit that never served. Don’t add a title he didn’t earn.

Draft Dodger Donnie Bonespur

Melania is easier than both of those.

*putin holds a money bag laughing at mitch and trump*

Best quote of the decade

Here in canada you have to take a firearms safety course ,and pass a written test. They had us register our weapons ,and they must be stored in specific ways. Truth be told the registration didn’t go over very well us country folk and many still are unregistered to this day.

A fair assessment. The 2nd amendment guarantees a right, but exercising that right demands responsibility.

Oooh I like that. Some California counties require insurance to be allowed to have pit bull type dogs. They go by head size. People lost their living animals because they couldn't get insurance, some counties outlawed pit bull type dogs totally. I'd say dogs contribute to a person's pursuit of happiness and should be a constitutional right. Also, does the right to keep and bear arms include other things called arms? Tanks? Hand grenades? Armed militias that want to violently overturn the government should be cause for concern, but trump doesn't believe USA intelligence agencies. Acting heads of this and that, avoids all the pesky vetting process and confirmation.

Molly for president 2020

@Hulk Smash i think she's a raver...

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Yeah...only why did he crack up like that? He sure thought it was hilarious anyway 😲

I really loved that laugh, he looked so happy

He drew a blank and laughed over it😉

@@kelliv2995 I think he cracked up because only about five people in the audience laughed at the joke and the rest were giving him blank stares. Tango and Cash? What's he talking about?

We are trembling in our boots everyday. This is a sad time in America, indeed

Good luck to us both. 😥

You're right! I live here, and I'm scared over gun violence. I often think I should move away.

😪 much love back to you ❤️❤️❤️🤔🤔🤔🤔lets not be afraid...but strong 💪🏼 ..take our dignity back ..go nose to nose with these corrupt asshole bullies n put em all back where they belong in the filthy, slimy muck of the underworld in hell!

I completely understand.

You might as well as forget it, the world won't wait for us.

We already had a real bad day when he got elected the first time.

He's losing what. You can't lose something that was never there.

If Biden is the Democratic nominee, Trump will certainly win.

@@TawsifEC Well, that didn’t work out

Brilliant! Hahahahaha!

😂😂😂 he'll outlive us all!!

Not bad

Lol 😆👍.

I loved when he was struggling to hold it together during the Tango and Cash bit

U funny😄

I wonder if he cut the full joke short, as what he said really wasn't worth all that laughing, although he clearly found it very funny.

😂🤣

😂😂

Thanks for my Friday morning chuckle 😆

Well, he can't lash with his hands full of cheeseburger can he?

But he does stop. When he is lashing out at others folks, like random stars, races, countries... and he now spices it up with lashing out at people who said nice things about him, because I guess he is so used to people saying he is a walking desaster, he just assumes everyone does it.

How is this segment of ol' Seth not a form of "lashing out". It's all lashing out, pumpkin. It's politics.

Asi como digo una cosa digo otra

A dull spoon

Wet sock

A piece of fecal matter with an anus for a mouth.

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Back half of a red-violet crayon

Mike Pence.

Somebody broke the time machine and now we're stuck on ground hog day.

We don't have a President right now, we have a phony Reality TV star who does nothing but watch TV all day.

Surprise, it's always been the queen of england.

I thought Trump was more of a lump, but I agree with your analogy. 😂😂👍🏿👍🏿

Log is to useful, log are use for fire

Something that is to useless that nobody will never use

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@@celticwolff5429 Oh the remember

That bill would be paid by the campaign, so I don't know why it was not.

@Aye Kay If I remember correctly, in one of the debates with Hillary Clinton, Trump actually said he didn't pay taxes because he was smart.

Aye Kay Based on no facts? We have his tax returns from 1985-94...

@Aye Kay exactly why is it that because someone makes a comment that you find issue with that it becomes a reason to resort to name calling?? BTW... no one has paid their 2019 taxes yet.

@Aye Kay firstly I completely agree with Rafael, Trump is proud of not paying taxes. Secondly, Trump could so easily end the speculations by *publicly showing his recent tax returns* as he promised.

All very vague.

"They are murderers, they are rapists" and he also said "We are going to build a wall" and "sent them back"

Looks like you had a typo. Lies doesn't have an n in it.

😂😂😂😂 lol he given himself new nickname

I remember that. He certainly got a talking to from the gun lobby for that comment. What a weak ass leader.

Knives : Talking to or political donations or both!

@@SpaceForceCommander and remember when he said he was financing his own campaign and taking only small donations from everyday people? The amount of swallowing his supporters do is astounding. Puts Stormy to shame.

Knives : Yup.

It's all about the cruelty!

What until those plants go out of business !!! Because of no workers !!!

More fitting, a really pathetic cult leader.

@@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 Which still = Donald Trump.

"The sign of a really pathetic politician" He's a pathetic excuse of a human being.

I appreciate your optimism but I don’t think his supporters will wake up and slowly regain a moral compass at the end of his term.

Sorry, but there will be hundreds if not thousands of ttrump supporters naming there offspring Donald.

"oMG lITerallyy HiTlerr!". orange man bad am i right

I feel bad for Donald Duck, one of my favorite Disney character that shares the same name as Orange Twittler.

Donald duck must be screaming in a room and everyone’s running away

Donald trump when translated to Spanish means old bag full of hot air.

👸🏻🚬🍺🥃U OLD

Dementors also known as Trump is among the foulest creatures that walk this earth(the white house) They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope and happiness out of the air around them. ... Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory, will be sucked out of you

Better one: “He should get life.”

Brilliant. That should be his campaign slogan.

Don't forget the other portion of Day 2, try to convince people that more guns is the solution instead of the problem.

What was the Dems response when Obama had 8yrs to do something

You forgot blame video games

@@taetae8292 Introduce legislature to limit gun ownership such as banning assault weapons and military-grade ammo clips. Republicans oh so compassionately shot them all down to appease their backers at the NRA. Republicans, you know, the party that preaches family values and the value of life...when they're in need of suckers.

They can take their NRA money and shove it!

Taylor Craig Newbold well said!!

Perfect! 😂

Yes, because he is a socialist!?

"*When* found, send to Siberian group home"

@In4cer in4cer I thank you, Seth is funny and all, but Trump is not made for 2019. Get educated people.. C'mon...

We know his background. He's been a crook & con man his entire life.

Russia is No friend to Israel

I want his birth certificate. I want proof he was in fact born and not summoned here by some demonic ritual.

Der Leader needs to be in an orange jumpsuit.

#arresthim2019

Guess you will be waiting a while.

BRIH THE SOONER OUR UNBORN CGIKDREN ARE SAFE. REUMP QAS PUSHONG FOR THE TEACHER VETERANS TO HOLD. GUN IN SCHOOLS THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS.

Nancy King KKK all the way! 🇲🇦

Nancy King I guess all your friends and family are uneducated buffoons too

shahrzadooooo He'd probably start a war to get attention back on himself.

Because ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away. As long as he is in office he HAS to stay in public eye or else he will really get out of control. Can you imagine what kind of crap he would do if the only people reporting on him were Fox? If you think he is bad now, that eventuality would make what he is doing now seem like the actions of a complete humanitarian.

He would definitely lose his mind

@@charlleedodson I think that ship sailed a loooong time ago

@@erebostenebris3954 ~ Agreed. And not only to keep DT accountable (to the small extent that we can), but to stop covering the full spectrum is to abdicate the role of the press. Faux is partisan propaganda and hackery because they report only through their narrow view. Legitimate free press needs be better. They may not be perfect, but they try to do the right thing.

nbbim2012 how do people like this guy, he’s so cringeworthy

That's why we like him. Cringe is life.

@@hmmminteresting2451 , Don't know, why don't you ask Trumptards why they like a narcissist that keeps lying to their face over and over again.

A dull dick