Trump Attacks Israel, Pushes Rigged Election Claims AGAIN & Republicans Spat Over Speaker
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Taylor Swift’s new movie is coming out and expected to be the highest grossing concert film of all-time, Donald Trump gave a doozy of a speech last night where he attacked Israel, went on and on about the rigged election, claimed Joe Biden might be a cokehead, complained about his microphone, we have a new edition of Drunk Donald Trump, Republicans can’t seem to find a speaker, George Santos is voting no for Scalise, and Aunt Chippy talks about her time on ABC’s “The Golden Bachelor.”
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@SarahRenz59 8 ай бұрын
Re: The brief clip at the beginning of the video, I do not understand parents who think it's amusing to terrorize their kids. The kids are begging mom to roll up the window, and she's just sitting there filming. Reminds me of a long-ago visit to London. I was at Trafalgar Square, which had tons of pigeons, mainly because there were vendors who sold cups of bird seed. Anyway, I saw a mom and dad give a cup of seeds to their young daughter who looked like she was about 4 or 5 years old. Well, the pigeons swarmed her, trying to land on her arms, head, and shoulders. The little girl was screaming in fright, and the parents were laughing and taking photos. There's something seriously wrong with people like that.
@denejean 8 ай бұрын
I thought the same ... the kids were terrified and they are going to be shown this clip again and again while their mom laughs at it - great way to undermine your relationship with your kids.
@user-md4di6yg2p 8 ай бұрын
Actually the ex-"president" sounds drunk at normal speed...
@drumbum3.142 8 ай бұрын
And Assigning, let alone Determining; Normalacy with him is like trying to catch an earthquake with a fishing pole.. .
@j.c.5749 8 ай бұрын
Can't we put him on fast forward, giving him that squeaky high-pitched/pinched voice of explosive donalrhea and get him running to MaraGitmo already?
@gemsandlasers269 8 ай бұрын
Laughing at kids that are genuinely terrified/distraught (ostriches can be really dangerous) seems pretty messed up to me.
@yelleryoung5870 8 ай бұрын
"There is no greater danger to America right now than the Republican party." Michael McCaul Republican congressman from Texas.
@ronaldblackburn8947 8 ай бұрын
Whoever the writer is that came up with Drunk Trump..👍👍👍
@andyb1653 8 ай бұрын
@@ParisVern-ho9xw He doesn't have to, his idiocy requires no chemical assistance.
@JisforJenius 8 ай бұрын
@@ParisVern-ho9xwthen he needs cognitive assessment urgently.
@terri6854 8 ай бұрын
"Writer"?! That the opposite of "writing". Just slow down the tape and everyone sounds weird. Laziest form of comedy possible. Same as the unnecessary censorship bit. Literally no creative effort required.
@ronaldblackburn8947 8 ай бұрын
@@terri6854 Mocking anything Trump is hilarious! :)
@SamaNuttz 8 ай бұрын
@ParisVern-ho9xw welcome to you tube 😂
@earlgaudette2919 8 ай бұрын
Donnie is one sick excuse for a human being. Jail cell should be padded😮
@ejtaylor73 8 ай бұрын
How can anyone sit there and listen to Trump ramble on and on about absolutely NOTHING.
@uchiha_abe 8 ай бұрын
The same way you listen to Biden 😂
@ejtaylor73 8 ай бұрын
@@uchiha_abe That would almost be funny IF I listened to him, or ANY politician. They're all full of sh**. Biden talks about American's, the country, what he wants to do to better the country; Trump just talks about himself and how "great" he is.
@ebear2775 8 ай бұрын
@@uchiha_abe Biden makes sense when he talks ..Trump...just garbled word salad. 🤤
@mikeoxbig7931 8 ай бұрын
“I am the chosen one!” - Asylum Patient 45
@pierrebibeau9861 8 ай бұрын
Just to think he was president of the United States makes me puke.
@mikeoxbig7931 8 ай бұрын
“I kept Israel safe” claims the bozo who invited the Taliban to Camp David 😆
@neale3871 8 ай бұрын
Trump could not find Talibania on the map.
@Hirnlego999 8 ай бұрын
@@neale3871 He released 500 of the worst. The negotiator didn't even invite the Afghani government to be part of his great deal
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr 8 ай бұрын
@@Hirnlego999Yex he did & told the leader not to attack until he was reelected.
@billy-joes6851 8 ай бұрын
Trump thinks Israel is a European country
@LoriAW3791 8 ай бұрын
@@Hirnlego999 5000 FIVE THOUSAND.
@MODea-pq7ei 8 ай бұрын
Nixon: A president that became a crook Trump: A crook that became a president
@garcia4835 8 ай бұрын
🎯🎯🎯
@LivingLife. 8 ай бұрын
He truly was a crook before becoming president
@curlygurl1263 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂🎯🎯🎯
@Mlaprades 8 ай бұрын
God I feel terrible for that little kid
@j.gravett2878 8 ай бұрын
Imagine Santos & Trump sharing a prison cell! 🤣🤣🤣
@robinsansing2642 8 ай бұрын
That would be funny, 2 psychos in a room!
@tiararoxeanne1318 8 ай бұрын
To be honest, it would be interesting. Grifter vs Grifter. Who would win? The one who has decades experience of grifting people, or the one who has more energy and probably more creative ideas?
@SafetySpooon 8 ай бұрын
That Mom on the safari needs to be visited by CPS. She actually thought that was funny! (& every single drive-through safari tells you to KEEP YOUR WINDOWS UP)
@user-ij1nv8be3i 8 ай бұрын
She wanted to shine on the internet. It is called narcissism. Does not care about feelings of others, just me myself and I. The children should be taken from her asap, because she will never change and repeat this often.
@howardhales6325 8 ай бұрын
You used to see this on America's Funniest Home Videos as well. I never found it funny.@@user-ij1nv8be3i
@AliceI7764 8 ай бұрын
I will never understand parents purposely terrifying their children that just doesn't make any sense to me.
@misteruhl4575 8 ай бұрын
It's horrible! But then this is the guy who thinks it's funny for parents to lie to their kids about stealing their Halloween candy. I'm done with Kimmel
@mcraft2240 8 ай бұрын
Chill out
@elizabethpalumbo6516 8 ай бұрын
OMG! I am soooooo glad you are back! This had me laughing sooo much and spitting out my coffee. You are the best Jimmy!
@marlenemounce2918 8 ай бұрын
The sound guy hates 45. No sound coming out the monitor and he complains about the mic. 😂
@daddyilo 8 ай бұрын
Im beginning to get a feeling that Trump fella might just be a tad bit on the shady side.
@cocacola4blood365 8 ай бұрын
Just a tad.
@andrelevesque2405 8 ай бұрын
You have around 10 years of his shadiness to catch up with…
@jasonrekker4328 8 ай бұрын
Did you just re-materialize from The Blip?
@garcia4835 8 ай бұрын
Just a tad 😆🤣
@cvdh876 8 ай бұрын
Would that be considered child abuse out of curiosity? The opening scene? Those kids were terrified.
@vickywitton1008 8 ай бұрын
Just want to add, I LOVE Aunt Chippy!❤
@pamlooman8045 8 ай бұрын
Thanks Jimmy, 😂😂 God we have got to put that lunatic in prison.
@thriftytraveler2001 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is not funny and should be put in comedy prison forever.
@ferox965 8 ай бұрын
@@thriftytraveler2001 just because you aren't smart enough to get it.
@freya8133 8 ай бұрын
@@thriftytraveler2001Cry louder.
@lorenzoblum868 8 ай бұрын
Trump's place is not in prison at the moment since he's an excellent assert for the other mediocre candidates except for the underdogs who don't stand a chance anyway.
@Moluccan56 8 ай бұрын
@@lorenzoblum868 Not that great an assert. 🧌 🤡.
@mikeoxbig7931 8 ай бұрын
“Everything Donald Trump touches dies, which is why Melania will live forever.” - Jimmy Kimmel
@tomkohlman8110 8 ай бұрын
LOL!
@markmac2206 8 ай бұрын
guess eric will too but ivanka tick tock tick tock.
@panchopuskas1 8 ай бұрын
- when was the last time she let him touch her ?
@GodWeenSatan 8 ай бұрын
@@panchopuskas1where is she even? Run off with another man?
@jclay6680 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 , she is having her Secret Service Hunks take care of her needs . 😂😂
@SeattleSun2013 8 ай бұрын
Thank god you’re back!!! ❤️🧡❤️ Also- have Gov Cooper N Carolina on your show. He is awesome!!
@judithbradford9130 8 ай бұрын
Liz Cheney ought to be Speaker of the House. And let her crack the whip over this crowd of pouting toddlers.
@mikeoxbig7931 8 ай бұрын
Saudi Arabia is the best sponsor Donald Trump’s golf tournaments ever had.
@garcia4835 8 ай бұрын
The same ones responsible for 911
@railrodemike 8 ай бұрын
I wish George Carlin was around to see this mess with Trump.
@Hoser239 8 ай бұрын
Yeah. And Sam Kinison, too!
@winonafrog 8 ай бұрын
At least Carlin knew Israel was a violent apartheid state when he was alive
@bowerbird7463 8 ай бұрын
@@winonafrog Yes, a lot of us know. Israel could have been a LOT more gracious & learnt how to get on with it's neighbours. They have treated the Palestinian with the greatest amount of abuse
@SwedishMeattball 8 ай бұрын
@@bowerbird7463yeah giving terrorist no muslim would take the gaza strip free food power and water is so cruel😂
@ToniGlick 8 ай бұрын
I hope Carlin has found a MUCH better place than this to take his well earned break.
@wesmak9 8 ай бұрын
That was a PRAIRIE DOG, not a chipmunk Jimmy!! LOL
@beccatorres 8 ай бұрын
Irony to have Trump talking about cocaine. At this point, everything he says is a projection or self-snitching. 😂
@KarinBaca86 8 ай бұрын
Self-sniffing indeed. 😉
@markriffey8899 8 ай бұрын
"Don’t pay the bill" & " You’re fired" are this guys main catchphrases. And the populist right wing who proclaim personal responsibility lap it up.
@Heywoodj1969 8 ай бұрын
Man for the “working class” firing and not paying the working class...
@veronicastewart1112 8 ай бұрын
Another catch phrase is "the likes of which no one has ever seen before." He really likes that one.
@donaldtrumpet577 7 ай бұрын
The synchophants here will eat crow when Trump is exonerated from all the lies
@evenflowsteven 8 ай бұрын
Drunk donnie always kills me. 😂
@toradog5719 8 ай бұрын
The GOP is a serious joke.
@melaniem9433 8 ай бұрын
Parents who keep their kids in distress and laugh at them probably lose their kids' trust. Parents need to make their kids feel safe to lessen the chances of raising kids who hurt others to lessen their deep pain of such a huge betrayal. I'm 54 and dealing with a life of a parent like her. It's actually torture. Only funny to those who aren't harmed in the heart, haha😢
@mselizabeth2644 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, these are horrible parents. I hope they reap what they sow.
@user-ij1nv8be3i 8 ай бұрын
The kids are deeply harmed by this, It will trouble them for the rest of their life. If your own mother betrays you so sadistic like this, what to expect from the rest of the world ?
@melaniem9433 8 ай бұрын
@@user-ij1nv8be3i that little girl looking to her mom for protection, getting ridiculed for having feelings she can't deal with yet😪😡
@ramachandra7729 8 ай бұрын
the kids need to toughen up but for sure she should have tried to assure them by saying "it's alright, don't be afraid... it just wants the food" etc...
@bartybollocks 8 ай бұрын
Any self respecting British kid would have lammed big bird.
@mikeoxbig7931 8 ай бұрын
The secret to defeating Donald Trump is to let him talk.
@Havik_86 8 ай бұрын
Hope you feel the same about Biden
@J-CAT 8 ай бұрын
I’m voting for trump ❤
@communitygardener17 8 ай бұрын
@@Havik_86I enjoy listening to President Biden.
@schmeesmclaren1570 8 ай бұрын
@@communitygardener17 You two are alike 😂
@kenjeshadugui 8 ай бұрын
That's a tall task...can I just walk away instead?
@SpaceForceCommander 8 ай бұрын
Speaking of “smart”, Trump did say “Don't ever use the word ‘smart’ with me”.
@schmeesmclaren1570 8 ай бұрын
It's like Kimmel saying "Don't ever use the word 'Pado' with me" Everyone knows its true 😂😂🤦♂🤦♂
@0000DN0 8 ай бұрын
@@schmeesmclaren1570that’s a bot ignore it
@DarkTempler1 8 ай бұрын
(I think he meant against him)
@DR.Poncho-dx4zr 8 ай бұрын
Yep & his supporters acted like he owned president Biden by saying that. 🤣
@deannacarpenter6283 8 ай бұрын
No problem!
@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 8 ай бұрын
"Drunk Trump" is comedy Gold! 😂
@randyhowey7414 8 ай бұрын
I enjoy the Drunk Donald Trump bits Immensely !!
@kindablue1959 8 ай бұрын
Trump thinks the microphone controls the loudness. LOL
@berylaldred6833 8 ай бұрын
He doesn't his bills anyway he still owes money for rallies he had before he got elected.
@sheilaboston7051 8 ай бұрын
And everybody just lets him get away with it.
@MrWascally 8 ай бұрын
@@sheilaboston7051 it's been reported that a lot of these places and lawyers now know to get payment in advance
@elmolewis9123 8 ай бұрын
George Costanza: It's not a lie if you believe it. Trump's life mantra.
@IslandFilmMaker 8 ай бұрын
They're all going DOWN! ACCOUNTABILITY is COMING in 2024
@dwaynegarfield1551 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely so hilarious about Trump! 😂😅 Kimmel Rules!
@NewMessage 8 ай бұрын
Donnie actually pronounced it "Hummus", and I guess it's clear now why he does wanna give chickpeas a chance.
@freya8133 8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deborahhoward7822 8 ай бұрын
😂Loved this wasaay too much, but thank you.
@declaredjeans7555 8 ай бұрын
3:30 "The press doesn't like when they say a-puh" Anyone else notice that trump is misfiring more than usual, lately?
@russellstevens9927 8 ай бұрын
That ostrich was rude asf. 😂😂😂
@NewMessage 8 ай бұрын
And Scalise's out already.
@morten3465 8 ай бұрын
Here's hoping that the US legal system does to Trump what he repeatedly and openly does to US laws.
@drumbum3.142 8 ай бұрын
Amen.🐦
@handijobe1076 8 ай бұрын
What is that?
@0000DN0 8 ай бұрын
That’s a BOT. Ignore this comment
@supermovietimebros6770 8 ай бұрын
What does that have to do with Jimmy Kimmel?
@blitzkrieg2142k 8 ай бұрын
@supermovietimebros6770 did you watch the video? The part that talks about trump?
@corra7 8 ай бұрын
I can’t believe the world has to hear this guy again!
@solarczyk49 8 ай бұрын
2:08 👍❤️ Jimmy, a very warm welcome ❤️ Huge applause 👏👏👏👏👏
@jessmaslen5658 8 ай бұрын
Trump was probably moaning about the mic because people were leaving and he didn't like it!!!
@MrWascally 8 ай бұрын
they saw/beginning to see? what's behind the curtain
@magic.self.revival 8 ай бұрын
Formally living in the south. The drunk Donald Trump is literally his megabase at every bar in the south. 😂 * disclaimer: I’m sure it’s other places, but I just have experience in the south*
@nn6152 8 ай бұрын
A normal person would not let trump near their pets and too many insane still want him for President. What a messy world!
@annemettefrederiksen7751 8 ай бұрын
I wouldnt trust him with a houseplant and absolutely not my dog..She growls every time she hears him on tv, so I use in ears to hear the latest shows ect..Dont want to upset the pupper to much..
@ronaldhumphrey8928 8 ай бұрын
He does not pay his bills, taxes that is the only thing that he says truly.
@NewMessage 8 ай бұрын
Wow.. Scalise was so devastated by losing Santos, he pulled out!
@JediRastafari 8 ай бұрын
oh, shznt! Scalise & Santos were getting it on & Scalise had to pull out? Did Scalise really think that by pulling out he wouldn't get Santos pregnant? I hope he realizes that's not how it works.
@Heywoodj1969 8 ай бұрын
Thats the first time a republican has pulled out of anyone...
@davidlundquist1979 8 ай бұрын
To quote Michael Bluth: "There's just got to be a better way you could have put that."
@abrahamdozer6273 8 ай бұрын
Coitus Interruptus ...
@pdxpete48 8 ай бұрын
Trump has officially lost his marbles
@freya8133 8 ай бұрын
He had them?
@britainluver431 8 ай бұрын
He lost them since birth.
@stevenmoore3480 8 ай бұрын
He's lost everyone's marbles.
@jimrogers2390 8 ай бұрын
He said he loves Monopoly not marbles
@uchiha_abe 8 ай бұрын
Where was this energy when Biden couldn’t even form a sentence and has literal cards with instructions on what to do on stage…
@richardmcnamara8530 8 ай бұрын
Secret Service, can you leave him alone, I mean really alone!😊
@rickbullock4331 8 ай бұрын
Kimmel has the best monologues I believe,always funny.👍👍🇨🇦
@Washougalite1 8 ай бұрын
Liz Cheney for speaker of the house. And I'm a Democrat
@bretEdwards 8 ай бұрын
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
@Washougalite1 8 ай бұрын
@@bretEdwards 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@garcia4835 8 ай бұрын
Yep!
@davebarrett33 8 ай бұрын
Trump: Smart = They like me He’s pathetic. Drunk Trump 😂 I have a feeling that’s how fast his mind works.
@J-CAT 8 ай бұрын
Trump don’t do drugs 😎real g/s don’t fug with drugs
@schmeesmclaren1570 8 ай бұрын
You guys should compare networths. Thats the real test to intelligence, how you can apply it to the real world.
@freya8133 8 ай бұрын
@@schmeesmclaren1570Bot
@schmeesmclaren1570 8 ай бұрын
@@freya8133 Uneducated response as always.
@JisforJenius 8 ай бұрын
@@schmeesmclaren1570real net worth or fake like Trump's net worth?
@raulrivera9254 8 ай бұрын
He doesn't PAY contractors, mics, rally police... What a CROOK!
@user-qf7ud5de9h 8 ай бұрын
Corruption cannot inherit incorruption
@littlejerryseinfeld4168 8 ай бұрын
Trump berating the mic …. So absurd I’m crying laughing
@caribbeangirl7876 8 ай бұрын
Thought he would give the mike a name.
@bunzeebear2973 8 ай бұрын
Obviously he got the one with dead batteries Suitable for children ages 3-6. Still too high tech for him.
@delaneymarks2212 8 ай бұрын
Don’t pay the bill!
@wallochdm1 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy is like a red hot poker in Trump's eye. Bravo!
@population-_-420 8 ай бұрын
Vote blue 2024 🌊
@thriftytraveler2001 8 ай бұрын
jimmy kimmel is not funny
@rebeccalyle8443 8 ай бұрын
@@thriftytraveler2001he is hilarious!!!
@PeterGriffin_3238 8 ай бұрын
@@thriftytraveler2001He sure is !
@Ken64190 8 ай бұрын
@@thriftytraveler2001I agree. Jimmy is not funny. He is hilarious and spot on.
@jayashreechakravarthy4949 8 ай бұрын
You guys are so great for making it tolerable. Thanks.
@ItIsWhatItIs8120 8 ай бұрын
This is a fine time to Deckare an Emergancy and Extend the Budget without them !
@BNugget69 8 ай бұрын
🎉🎉🎉 that opening with screaming kids, was terrible...🎉🎉🎉
@javier77th 8 ай бұрын
They should play Jimmy’s monologues on Newsmax, OAN, and FOXNEWS on a loop for a week. This will definitely expedite Trump’s impending aneurysm, hopefully.
@LoriAW3791 8 ай бұрын
Now, that is a great idea. We gotta have some awesome hackers among us.
@CJ-uo5cl 8 ай бұрын
I only thumbed down to leave it at 91 --for all the felonies he has.
@jamessilver6429 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy would have to get permission from the democRAT party . works the same way with his jokes .
@littlerobbie9648 8 ай бұрын
who is traitor trump? 45? 45 has always spoke to the people for the people all of the time. 45 gives 3rd of his salary to national parks, does this make him a traitor?
@eagledice2008 8 ай бұрын
Those kids will be terrified for the rest of their lives
@MrBongars 8 ай бұрын
Please make "Drunk Trump" a regular feature on your show.
@13katecoombs 8 ай бұрын
So Trump is essentially saying that if the mic is lousy, he will consider not paying the venue. Remember, he not only refused to pay many of his contractors (some of whom went out of business because of it), but he also did rallies where he was supposed to pay the cities for the money they spent on his visit, such as police services, but he refused to pay them, too.
@kelbatt7729 8 ай бұрын
That's the problem with trump and his ilk, they love money so much they don't care how they acquire it - even if it ruins another persons life. Welcome to the failure of capitalism.
@thomasshingleton9289 8 ай бұрын
Name a city and show your proof?
@neilchapman9266 8 ай бұрын
I can't see why there is any surprise.... he never pays for anything.
@terwillagermcghee4148 8 ай бұрын
@@thomasshingleton9289 do your own research 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But really. There's interviews and lawsuits
@giselle2222 8 ай бұрын
The mic was ok, it was the speaker that sucked!!
@LauraHenderson-wx6xy 8 ай бұрын
A lousy mic ? Unfortunately I could hear tRump just fine. 🙄
@rosaamarillo2110 8 ай бұрын
‘It’ was laying the foundation to actually not pay… If ‘it’ says it over and over, why it must be true /s
@shaunblock9392 8 ай бұрын
When will this nightmare end this is sad!!!!!!!!!
@michelewarnecke4535 8 ай бұрын
That was a speech? Boy he was the biggest mistake our country ever made! But we learned from it and voted him out. We will do it again!!
@pegapage9603 8 ай бұрын
Let's hope you do.
@susiestr6264 8 ай бұрын
Your words in God's ear.
@tahanimansour2234 8 ай бұрын
Trump was awful. We need a more harmonious nation. Thank god things are finally going well. And I ask anyone who disagrees to show one example where Biden was worse than trump. Less war, more prosperity. More harmony as a nation. Strong leadership.
@jodiecarlson6955 8 ай бұрын
I die laughing every time they do the drunk Donald Trump!! It's hilarious!
@ferretfriend5458 8 ай бұрын
Lol that's what rump always sounds like, he is getting more and more crazy 😳
@Thehardtruth69 8 ай бұрын
I don't like Trump but that bit bores me along with the impersonations. I'd rather he extend his monologs
@joanne4758 8 ай бұрын
@@Thehardtruth69 I agree - I thought he had a gagging order (perhaps that is for his court cases) - would hate to see Democrats lower themselves to Republican level. Regards.
@RealGilbertGan 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy even did that with Kamala Harris after she and Joe won the Elections back in 2020 and with Drunk Tucker Putin about a few months ago
@GodWeenSatan 8 ай бұрын
Just slow down the speed on any if his speeches here on youtube
@DanielSmith-lu6gs 8 ай бұрын
One thing for certain is that he allegedly does not pay for services rendered. No financial support for friends in legal trouble for backing the Big Lie, Lawyers, and now mic operators.
@kittys.2870 8 ай бұрын
Donnie also testifyd in court he was not obligated to uphold the Constitution. So his oath of office was totally meaningless to him. "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
@jonathanbranum8976 8 ай бұрын
c'mon Jimmy, how did you not find a turtle poking his out for that graphic---point made tho&still funny AF! :))lol
@marilynh. 8 ай бұрын
I don't think this stuff DT is putting out there will go away. He has the whole world listening to his evil lies.
@freya8133 8 ай бұрын
Sad and true.
@MrWascally 8 ай бұрын
listening ? maybe believing any of it ? mostly one political group in the u.s. that puts itself over country
@adammorris3082 8 ай бұрын
We hear them here in the UK but were not stupid enough to believe his lies- That's just down to about a 3rd (I hope!) of US voters apparently -Most of the world either laughs or cringes at his antics or obvious BS and can't believe you voted to make yourselves a laughing stock! If you want to remain "leaders of the free world" you need to make sure Americans vote blue!
@antmagor 8 ай бұрын
Well, I don’t disagree about Netanyahu and his ministers being jerks to put it politely.But Trump calling them that is really just a classic case of the pot calling the kettle orange.
@peterross4450 8 ай бұрын
it's not the right time to criticise, there is a bloody war going on right now
@bwenluck9812 8 ай бұрын
@@peterross4450 Pete, you don't know what it means to be an American--do you???
@J4MR0CK 8 ай бұрын
@@peterross4450A war implies that there are 2 armies locked in battle. What are seeing is the supression of a rebellion. America has vetoed any positive actions to move towards peace for decades whilst innocent people are getting murdered.
@isabelmauricio6394 8 ай бұрын
Also, weren't they bffs at some point?
@antmagor 8 ай бұрын
@@peterross4450 the failure to do something about this apartheid state is what led to this bloody conflict. Also to my knowledge the hostages have not been recovered and presumably are still in Gaza and their prim ministers bright idea is to bomb it knowing full well they could be in any one of the buildings? Not to mention the civilians in Gaza who have no were to go and no safe way to get there even if they did. Not only is it time to criticize, it has been time for over 30 years.
@cathypapineau9483 8 ай бұрын
Good Lord!! If Trump isn't a full blown example of Senility and SEVERE MENTAL ILLNESS...What the hell is????🤔
@danielwebb9889 8 ай бұрын
you!
@honestdon1772 8 ай бұрын
Clown shows have a surplus of Clowns nowadays. He is only missing the Red Nose and American Flag painted across his Mug.
@jamessilver6429 8 ай бұрын
@@danielwebb9889 and biden polosi harris etc etc
@jamessilver6429 8 ай бұрын
TRUMP2024 🇺🇸
@honestdon1772 8 ай бұрын
@@jamessilver6429 DLD=Donald Loves Dictators=Himself, Kim, Putin, etc.
@bearchildlove9971 8 ай бұрын
Grandma used to say "They like to hear themselves talk. About everything and know nothing." Prime example in Trump.
@brucesoto806 8 ай бұрын
Please more drunk Trump, that was classic 😅.
@knittylane3016 8 ай бұрын
The weird part is that he’s this way sober.
@MICHAEL-vy3ch 8 ай бұрын
The drunk Trump segments are all freakin' hilarious, and I actually like Trump. Good comedy knows no political bounds.😁
@lesliepedersen2539 8 ай бұрын
Love Drunk Donald Trump.
@johnsayles967 8 ай бұрын
I bet Donald Trump doesn’t pay any of his bills.
@ferox965 8 ай бұрын
He figured out his cult will pay them.
@seffishestopal5950 8 ай бұрын
He also doesn’t take his pills.
@holyland6380 8 ай бұрын
Wait, how can Scalise call Santos? Santos said he was not with his phone.
@searsfarmcat3328 8 ай бұрын
He's ALWAYS saying "They said.....blah, blah, blah". I'd love to know who "They" are. "They" should tell him he sounds ridiculous.
@TheManbeastmike 8 ай бұрын
I've never voted and my mind is made up I will vote to help keep this clown out
@happyngrateful 8 ай бұрын
I've been saying for years he's going for an insanity plea. He's making a pretty good case for it
@jpcjoinery6345 8 ай бұрын
the scariest comment from Trump was his admiration for Xi 'he rules with an iron fist'
@winonafrog 8 ай бұрын
Not much different from Jimmy’s support of Netanyahu 🤦🏻♀️
@denniscuijpers9311 8 ай бұрын
This guys cracks me up big time 😂😂😂😂
@mmartinezPhysics 8 ай бұрын
Let's deploy Cadet Bonespurs to Gaza!
@roselentz230 8 ай бұрын
Yes, especially since he knows more than the generals! 😂😅😂😅😂
@dragonshivers2836 8 ай бұрын
It's so awesome to have you all back!
@shondriagreen1141 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂, those starting vids be soooooo hilarious 😂😂😂
@clothilde1623 8 ай бұрын
The chipmunk shots in the Bachelor clip made me laugh so hard I might have fractured something 😂
@trutymeproductions5478 8 ай бұрын
Tell me drunk trump isn’t one of the funniest things you’ve seen ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@eliassalcedo5229 8 ай бұрын
Trump is actually a good comedian, NATO laughed at his speech. 😂
@ggjohnson5754 8 ай бұрын
And the UN
@julesnagbunga1204 8 ай бұрын
So did the UN!
@matthewconrad2908 8 ай бұрын
@@johnbabb2233the larger world as we know it...and the recently discovered fact that he doesn't know the Atlantic Ocean is NATO not the Mediterranean...
@matthewconrad2908 8 ай бұрын
Drink drunker Trawmp and his nosi... nonsense "Trawmpin drabs"" the...flounderinnnggh!spucker of the hooooseiszzz!!! "
@matthewconrad2908 8 ай бұрын
Spucker in. .In the howse wasisiz...
@Sharyk808 7 ай бұрын
See what happens when you open your window😩Mom was laughing and enjoying herself. Do it again on next vacation trip.😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼
@bestgrandma8302 8 ай бұрын
The GOP NEEDS to lock all of themselves in a room and they can’t come out til they all agree on a speaker!!
@Thehardtruth69 8 ай бұрын
And let democrats run the house while they deliberate!
@annalieff-saxby568 8 ай бұрын
Can't we just lock them in a room and not let them out, period? Please?
@kathyraygoza3299 8 ай бұрын
You know what would be justice? What If Matt were to be selected Speaker ? His gang would would be pleased and the rest of the party would be happy to see him fail and shut him up but still keep his vote.
@firstfewbites7296 8 ай бұрын
That’s how they choose a pope
@renejean2523 8 ай бұрын
All you *should* have said was: "The GOP NEEDS to lock all of themselves in a room and they can’t come out!" But you kinda ruined it with the last seven words. 😁
@AAZEDLARC 8 ай бұрын
I love that Orange Foolius' Queens accent is becoming more pronounced as he becomes less coherent. He sounds like a garbage truck driver on The Honeymooners (apologies to garbage truck drivers, and The Honeymooners)
@veronicastewart1112 8 ай бұрын
The cocaine in the WH was inadvertently left there by Junior.
@Jan-zv7ze 8 ай бұрын
You ROCK TAYLOR! Love the NOBEL PEACE prize joke Jimmy! Could someone just tie up Trump's hands when he talks..they are getting so much more crazy looking these days when he talks!
@mikeoxbig7931 8 ай бұрын
Prison guard: You’re only allowed one phone call each day. Did you make a call today? Trump: Yes. It was perfect.
@Lonewolfmike 8 ай бұрын
And Donnie wouldn't understand that all calls from prison are taped.
@rebeccalyle8443 8 ай бұрын
Lol
@Zalzany 8 ай бұрын
@@Lonewolfmike He don't understand if he tells people to tape him talking they can give it to people as evidence even with NDA lol. I mean him showing off documents he DEMANDED they record it for posterity sake lol.
@InterestedCitizen 8 ай бұрын
Good one ☎✔
@dereklwashington1132 8 ай бұрын
That was funny😂
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