Trump Auditions Potential VPs, Can’t Pay His $464 Million Bond & a Visit from Crab Jesus!

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The NCAA Tournament is underway and Gonzaga played their first game, the Dodgers fired Ohtani’s translator yesterday for allegedly stealing Ohtani’s money to cover gambling debts, a royal update on Kate Middleton, Donald Trump is having a tough time coming up with his $464 million bond, he is now considering 15 candidates for his running mate including Florida Senator Marco Rubio, there are a bunch of crazy A.I. photos of Jesus on Facebook, and we get a visit from Crab Jesus!
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@MikeCee7 3 ай бұрын

From 6:09 to 7:39, the Marco Rubio versus Donald Trump, was the funniest 90 seconds I’ve seen on TV and a long time. Whoever was in charge of composing this segment, give that person a raise!

@J.M.-nb4gw 3 ай бұрын

I hope the Democrats use that segment in their campaign ads 😂

@unbotheredmovement 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for the timestamp! Hilarious! 🤣

@nogames284 3 ай бұрын

i didn't know rubio had lines like that, good editing indeed

@marshwetland3808 3 ай бұрын

@@nogames284 Never seen him before, but he was impressive.

@fullchicken4492 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel has been on fire the past month

@aaronclay79 3 ай бұрын

🤣 I did not know Marko Rubio got in on Trump like that, that montage was AWESOME🤣🤣🤣🤣

@davidobriend8560 2 ай бұрын

8 years ago. After Trump won the primary, Marco never criticized him again

@damienjeremyweir4543 2 ай бұрын

😂

@darrelllowe2619 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chocolab3014 2 ай бұрын

I didn't either!!!!😂😂😂😂

@lindakautzman7388 2 ай бұрын

Marco talked like that before Trump was elected when he was running for president too.

@vedacarmony5754 2 ай бұрын

“I grabbed him by the assets. When you’re an AG, they let you do it.” - Leticia James, AG

@2011DigitalMedia 2 ай бұрын

😂

@Oub2000 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Oub2000 2 ай бұрын

Fortunately and unfortunately

@chiguireespacialespecial 2 ай бұрын

Doctros stop humoing camels, wait Seth and Crew

@philiphurban9498 2 ай бұрын

How do you bankrupt a casino? We’d all love to know the answer to that

@bobwilliamson9562 3 ай бұрын

The people of earth want trump to leave.

@danielmorales1470 2 ай бұрын

We👉👽👽👽don't want him either!

@chrisrj9871 2 ай бұрын

@@danielmorales1470- nobody says he has to occupy a planet.... or a space-suit.

@danielmorales1470 2 ай бұрын

@@chrisrj9871 OK, it's a deal👹

@matthewcalifana488 2 ай бұрын

Fly him to moon and get him there before it,s June , Fly him 2 the stars or maybe Mercury or Mars another words , Hide his face .

@colmanpm 2 ай бұрын

What have aliens ever really done to us?

@nelsonhunter-valls3206 3 ай бұрын

When you're an Attorney General, they let you do anything; you can Grab 'em by the property! 😂

@BaconTomatoCheese 2 ай бұрын

“ If he asks you to run - RUN” 😆😂🤪

@LyonsM 2 ай бұрын

“RUN”, hilarious!!

@patrickmichael5719 2 ай бұрын

That crab jesus bit was insane, that lady freaking out about the fish was hilarious

@drumbird 3 ай бұрын

That was the most chaotic ending to a late night monologue that I've ever seen. 😵

@ricobhi 3 ай бұрын

This was pretty epically hilarious, but you really need to dig out some old David Letterman episodes

@drumbird 3 ай бұрын

@@ricobhi Got some recommendations?

@sadhumannell2769 2 ай бұрын

Really bad fish skit!!!

@rennstreetpodcast 2 ай бұрын

That came off the rails like a Trump speech. But damn it was so hilarious!!

@Erika1965 2 ай бұрын

Loved it!

@b-meaker99 2 ай бұрын

The crab jesus bit went totally sideways, but that lady freaking out about the fish saved it all 😅😂😂

@elvinn9434 2 ай бұрын

So true 😂😂😂😂

@michelebenedosso3899 2 ай бұрын

I think She was phobic of fish… I picked her fear out immediately since I’m phobic too. Funny but, but probably not for her. 😱

@evilscorpio1981 2 ай бұрын

She was annoying and over doing it like why act like that over a dang fish

@hurdygurdyguy1 2 ай бұрын

She's saying to her friends, "the one time I get to Kimmel's show AND score a front row seat! What are the odds??!!"

@sim_city 2 ай бұрын

@evilscorpio1981 Yeah, but to be fair, she has fish slime and blood on her shirt in a studio audience now. That's sucks. I'm a fisherman, and I feel for her.

@samsepiol05590 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure! Gutfeld studies him nightly lol

@scotmandel6699 2 ай бұрын

If garbage was a national treasure. TRUMP 2024

@1cremate 2 ай бұрын

Once again, Jimmy knocked it out of the park🎉🎉🎉

@scottstl6776 3 ай бұрын

If he asks you to run... RUN! LOL

@cherylhill9350 3 ай бұрын

Run far, run FAST!!!😮

@mayberelevant3237 3 ай бұрын

“If at first you don’t secede … try , try again” has to be one of the most succinct jokes ever !!

@user-sf3yr4wq4t 3 ай бұрын

That old B! She's so old South.

@oftenwrongphong 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for this. I heard "succeed" so thought it was a bad attempt by Kimmel.

@ME-zp9co 2 ай бұрын

You should invest in an English dictionary

@Midbro100 2 ай бұрын

He stole it from Trump. He said it to Hillary.

@taunicheree 2 ай бұрын

The Rubio/Trump montage gave me a much-needed laugh. Thank you!

@Mike-again 2 ай бұрын

I love these people that showed up for a Jimmy Kimmel Show and didn’t realize they’d signed up for a Gallagher Special.

@SteveFanning-xq9ji 2 ай бұрын

BassOmatic- clean up in rows 1 thru 10

@ianhowarth2656 2 ай бұрын

Gallagher. Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in more than a dog’s age. Where is he now. Lifting weights with Carrot Top?

@Columbiastargazer 3 ай бұрын

A genius doesn’t call himself smart… a billionaire doesn’t call himself rich… but a dictator calls himself trump

@charlesfenwick6554 3 ай бұрын

Would be dictator who must be stopped

@williamteuthorn7413 3 ай бұрын

Someone has a troll.

@jakemoeller7850 3 ай бұрын

@@Andr50n• Get a life!

@douglaswild3852 3 ай бұрын

Well said!! 👍🏼

@tuyenle8107 3 ай бұрын

trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@marcusymarcos8750 3 ай бұрын

“For the same reason you wouldn’t loan a watermelon to a hippopotamus” 😂 Bravo! 👏🏽

@waryaawariiri1812 2 ай бұрын

I immediately had these visions of hippopotamus crushing watermelons as seen on YT Short clips.

@Yepthatswhattheysaid 2 ай бұрын

Yep that’s what he said

@richardluce775 2 ай бұрын

He was a “Security Risk” before his legal and money troubles.

@bewiseopeneyes8720 2 ай бұрын

Sure sure. Tell me you have no brain without telling me 😂

@samfedor2194 2 ай бұрын

The KGB set their sights on him in the 70s when wife #1 came into the picture. They deemed him easily manipulated... extremely vulnerable intellectually & psychologically.

@scotmandel6699 2 ай бұрын

@@samfedor2194 you have any actual proof comrade biden apologist?

@myrahunter131 2 ай бұрын

I hope no fish were harmed in the making of this sorry skit.

@YourHeartsDesires Ай бұрын

I'm sure they were ok, lol. Bet they never thought they would end up on Kimmel!😂

@SocialMediaDale 2 ай бұрын

I’m English and live in the UK. I don’t think most of the population is bothered where Kate is. It’s our press making a big issue about it.

@williampowell15 2 ай бұрын

It's not being discussed in the press or TV but everyone is talking about it. Something is definitely going on we are being kept in the dark.

@mechez774 2 ай бұрын

Definitely seems like a 'wag the dog' scenario

@billienova 2 ай бұрын

Yes she needs privacy . As we all do . The press needs to stop 🛑

@alisonmcnamara800 2 ай бұрын

Well I hope she is well!

@ighdesigns 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, because nothing else is happening in the world.

@luciustitius 2 ай бұрын

Don't take away his plane! That rickety thing might be our best chance.

@sonsaraeronnow4404 2 ай бұрын

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DoraEliaCrake 2 ай бұрын

LOL… 🙏

@TheSanDiegan 2 ай бұрын

How do you not work “Christacean” into the bit?

@Robert-ts5ze 2 ай бұрын

I hope that when AG James repos Bedminster that all of the classified documents come along with it .

@donnewton7858 2 ай бұрын

I can tell you how to bankrupt a casino: 1. Build a casino with borrowed money. 2. Refuse to pay any of the builders or sub-contractors, because you're a deadbeat. 3. Get sued by everyone. 4. File bankruptcy to avoid having to pay what you owe.

@annakingry9157 2 ай бұрын

And Trump money making strategy--take money out of 1st casino to build second, take money from that one to build third, etc. Finally, lose all because you can't run a business of any kind, soaking your investors and moving onto the next get rich quick scheme.

@reneewatson9861 2 ай бұрын

Trump Still have to Pay the Bank back If he fouls bankruptcy

@reneewatson9861 2 ай бұрын

🎉

@GratifyMeNow13 2 ай бұрын

That’s after you’ve wasted $400 million of your dad’s money through it trying to keep it afloat then switched to laundering money selling condos to Russian gangsters.

@piamorrow6955 2 ай бұрын

Having 3 casinos competing with each other.

@janetarqui.momtraveler1273 3 ай бұрын

How do you bankrupt a casino. Still cracks me up😅😅😅

@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 3 ай бұрын

How you bankrupt a casino is by building three of them right next door to each other OMG so stupid!

@mysticcove3392 3 ай бұрын

@@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 🤔 Reno NV "The Row". Silver Legacy (30 years old) is in the middle. Circus Circus (46 years old) on the left Eldorado (51 years old) on the right. 3 Hotel Casinos connected to each other (indoor no need to go outside). They're doing fine.

@crashburn3292 3 ай бұрын

How Trump bankrupted the Taj Mahal is worth reading about. It was a masterclass in business buffoonery.

@reneewatson9861 2 ай бұрын

😮mmm

@scotmandel6699 2 ай бұрын

@@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 don't know, don't care but he will be our next President. Deal with it. TRUMP 2024

@WaywardVet 2 ай бұрын

Crab Jesus is awesome. Get that man some loaves!

@WaywardVet 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy did offer to have the head removed. Crab Jesus looked ready and willing to provide that miracle. I'm a combat veteran. A foxhole atheist. I trust in Crab Jesus because that motherf'er delivers.

@gangsterhet 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂That fish part... I was hooked

@omccabe1 2 ай бұрын

The fish stuff at the end had me dying 😂😂😂

@PleaseDontEatAnimals 2 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, it was the innocent fish who were dying in real time as people laughed and screamed. Mean people suck.

@kimsland999 2 ай бұрын

@@PleaseDontEatAnimals Incorrect, the fish were already dead.

@clintmash245 2 ай бұрын

I'm honestly not sure - they looked to be flipping around. Still seems crazy that they used not-fake fish

@SugarandSarcasm 2 ай бұрын

@@clintmash245the one fish held up by an audience member looked like it was already gutted.

@SugarandSarcasm 2 ай бұрын

It was hilarious! Although I'm sure that lady will be traumatized for a little bit

@StarChasershere 3 ай бұрын

*tRUMP- "I just want to find $464 million, which is more than I have"*

@Damremont18 3 ай бұрын

Always looking for something: money, votes, porn stars, sympathy, someone to blame, VPs…

@UkeCan1 3 ай бұрын

"I just want you to do me a favor though"

@Oneshot8242 2 ай бұрын

If it's Russia, that would be MORE FAVORS!

@dozzer009 2 ай бұрын

⁠@@Oneshot8242 I’d be curious if be so stupid? Of course he would…what am I thinking 🤦🏻‍♀️ Laws don’t apply to him in his universe.

@joachimschoder 2 ай бұрын

"... which is $465 million than I have".

@jessecortez6602 2 ай бұрын

Thanks Jimmy one of the funniest shows I’ve seen! 😂😂😂

@wade7959 2 ай бұрын

The show legit lost control with the fish. 😂🤣💀 That lady was hilarious.

@therealhiesenberg2731 3 ай бұрын

Just imagine eric standing next to donald when his plane gets repo'd. I can see him yelling "De plane boss! De plane!"

@marjoriegarland2798 3 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Mostlydarkmagic 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@paulmiller6245 2 ай бұрын

Thanx

@victoriazwick1082 25 күн бұрын

Thanks for the laugh!!

@xosweetiexpieox5 3 ай бұрын

I want more of the lady freaking over the fish in the audience. That was the best part 😂😂

@darkpepsi 3 ай бұрын

The best part lmao

@Citlalic18 3 ай бұрын

Lol! Yess!!!!

@bolasblancas420 3 ай бұрын

Best part.

@UkeCan1 3 ай бұрын

The next Guillermo!

@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 3 ай бұрын

Live TV at its best. Honestly funnier than 90% of their scripted bits. She took what would've been a mid-tier bit and made it iconic. 😂

@kathyeyesopen4078 2 ай бұрын

OMG I LOVE the crab Jesus bit😂😂😂😂😂😂

@fdrstan 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel has become the best late night show host in America over the past few years. He's always been good, but he is now at the top of the mountain.

@leogama3422 2 ай бұрын

still love Colbert

@ray24051 2 ай бұрын

The audience thought the guy was going to pull out rubber fish and he was throwing actual real dead fish.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Fanney47 2 ай бұрын

Didn't see that one comin. Lol

@exDivinityFPS 2 ай бұрын

NGL I loved the squeals of terror.

@michelebenedosso3899 2 ай бұрын

@@exDivinityFPS Those screams of terror were real for the blonde trembling lady in the front row. It looked like she was phobic (I’m phobic myself, so I can spot it a mile away.) I think those fish were alive & squirming… 😩

@SusanKay- 2 ай бұрын

They were alive , and healthy! That guy behind her was planning a fish fry!

@Dan-Simms 2 ай бұрын

They were not alive lol that poor lady though, that was funny, she was terrified.

@tassochristopoulos2046 3 ай бұрын

The fish throwing was hilarious 🤣 😂 .... genius 🤣

@PleaseDontEatAnimals 2 ай бұрын

I don't understand why humans think being cruel to innocent animals is hilarious.

@kimsland999 2 ай бұрын

@@PleaseDontEatAnimals Because the 'fish throwing' part. That's exactly what he said! That's what made it funny, and laughing at Jesus crab.

@JohnEmmanuel-hf3wd 2 ай бұрын

The Jesus & fish at the end of the monologue 100% Classic. Thumbs-up guys

@loveshine7819 2 ай бұрын

I'm surprised Jimmy didn't catch the joke: Christ-acean !! 🦀✝😂

@steveelliott628 3 ай бұрын

Crab Jesus and the fish will go down in history Mr. Kimmel. Bravo!

@alejonin 3 ай бұрын

That lady must have a fish fobia. Sue coming up?

@elephant_888 3 ай бұрын

This is one for the books!!! 😂

@douglasalder6039 3 ай бұрын

I'm not sure if that was a failed skit or a brilliant skit but I laughed

@reneebauman2994 3 ай бұрын

I didn't laugh it made me uncomfortable as a Christian and sad for having lost respect for a fantastic comedian

@jamesheuer5139 3 ай бұрын

@@reneebauman2994…hahaha!

@justinesimone5343 3 ай бұрын

I thought of seizing his plane to keep him from flying off to Russia.

@stuartb3609 3 ай бұрын

They have a habit of falling out of the sky once in Russian airspace for some reason.

@Ockv74 3 ай бұрын

Please let him go to Russia, anyway we can end this MAGA nightmare is fine!!! 💙 💙 💙

@jaredchilders3781 3 ай бұрын

No, keep him from having cult worship rallies.

@CaptainBollocks.... 3 ай бұрын

@@stuartb3609Similar to Boeing since trump and republicans went deregulation nuts. I wonder who makes trump's plane?

@AcademyNS 3 ай бұрын

Oh, going to Russia is the perfect ending. "Oh, Donald. You disappoint me. All I asked was that you unfreeze my assets and undermine NATO..."

@Serai3 2 ай бұрын

"I can't pay my bill" -ionaire. OMFG 🤣🤣🤣

@EJWash57 2 ай бұрын

Why pass out fish? Just for the halibut...

@terryreynolds200 3 ай бұрын

Imagine running for president as a legal strategy to keep yourself out of prison.

@joogie1849 2 ай бұрын

That's all he's doing for. It's not qualified 😕

@blainewalker2147 2 ай бұрын

Sounds like a movie script if you ask me

@doug8321 2 ай бұрын

unfortunately we no longer need to just imagine it we are witnessing it in real time.

@donna8243 2 ай бұрын

What's to imagine? It's happening now.

@schoolbus071 2 ай бұрын

This is what our country has become 😡😡

@brianchase9251 3 ай бұрын

The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.

@jonncockrell3606 3 ай бұрын

They started digging when Reagan became President. Bush ran the country while Reagan read the script in front of the camera. Since then the digging got progressively intense and crazed. Using Supreme Court to steal election in 2000, invading Iraq for weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist, refusing to pay for the War and borrowing Trillions while accusing Democrats of tax and spend, tax cuts for billionaires and cuts in services to everyone else, running economy into the ground and bailing out the corporations, banks,etc while leaving everyone else naked,etc. Trump is just the latest version of the Big Lie Republicans have been selling since 1980.

@davidc2838 3 ай бұрын

Unless Crab Jesus can save them! They need a few catfishes.

@jeskoog 2 ай бұрын

And they should make restitution

@chrislambert5571 2 ай бұрын

bs grow up pal

@Thomas-fj8ol 2 ай бұрын

gop/government of putin@@chrislambert5571

@peterp2626 2 ай бұрын

“Isn’t it past your jail time.” Gold Jimmy. Pure gold.

@richardwarnock2789 2 ай бұрын

Vice Prez Soilent Marggerbel Green !!!😅😂

@Sli8ht 3 ай бұрын

Jimmy I know you’ve been doing this show for over 20 years and probably want to retire next year - please don’t! I heard a rumor Stephen A. Smith is gunning for this ABC time slot. Don’t do it to us my man.

@Nan-59 3 ай бұрын

I don’t want him to give it up either!! Who is Stephen A Smith?

@TheRealcdawg22 3 ай бұрын

@@Nan-59 If you don't know, you should be happy.

@promeitheus 3 ай бұрын

@@Nan-59he’s an angry sports guy

@mayanaztec6440 3 ай бұрын

I’m so with you, just started some watching Jimmy months back, and I’m loving his shows, sense of humor and personality. I hope he stays.

@cesararellanes6188 3 ай бұрын

No Way Jimmy. You have continued to grow as a proformer. You are so well dialed in, it's a joy to watch you.

@Beth-zg6gb 3 ай бұрын

I agree, leave Princess Kate in peace! Who cares about all the lookie loos and paparazzi?! To heck with them!

@karmaalstad5588 3 ай бұрын

She just had abdominal surgery, that takes time to heal depending what was done. Damn, if Princess Kate can dress up, from the hips up and Zoom her meetings....let her.

@n.a.lockhart 3 ай бұрын

I agree. I have had abdominal surgery and the last thing I wanted to do was get dressed up and go out in public.

@veryberry39 3 ай бұрын

@@karmaalstad5588I'm surprised she was given the luxury, though. Do you remember how she had to come out for photo ops like right after popping out babies? I've never given birth and even I know how excruciating that had to have been for her!

@mandyinseattle 3 ай бұрын

I'm so tired of all the coverage of that picture. So she altered it or edited it. Who gives a s*** and it's nobody's business. People are falling apart over at calling it a scandal.

@n.a.lockhart 3 ай бұрын

@@mandyinseattleRight !! It’s so ridiculous !!

@texasrefugee7888 2 ай бұрын

Youre the best Jimmy ❤❤love Guillermos 😂

@eulaneita7566 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy. I keep asking the same thing. Why can't they leave Kate alone.

@user-md4di6yg2p 3 ай бұрын

"If he asks you to run...run!"... gotta love it! Why anyone would want to have anything to do with that guy is beyond comprehension.

@margaretweber50 2 ай бұрын

He tried to have his last one hung😂

@LoveDiveChannel 3 ай бұрын

Just throw Trump into a prison ASAP 😡😡😡

@craigmildenberger5918 3 ай бұрын

There taking to damn long hurry up already damn

@JasonHammond93 3 ай бұрын

@@craigmildenberger5918everyone has rights when crimiminally charged. You would exercise those rights if you were charged too

@ivangrotrian1798 3 ай бұрын

so confused from Canada we see invasion and most from old creepy joe and absolute chaos because of Biden and this fella says throw trump in prison for what@@JasonHammond93 dems wont debate the second you say illuminutty their safe word.

@mookins45 3 ай бұрын

@@JasonHammond93 'charged' lol trump is guilty as sin

@edgarfigueiredo579 3 ай бұрын

Someone needs to explain how it takes a lifetime to get this guy into court with all of the shady business deals. Bankruptcies, a fake university an assault on the US capitol. Amd he has not spent 1 day in jail.

@intimeoflilacs3528 2 ай бұрын

THE FISH 🤣 when that man holds up two of them at the end omg

@koenigxolo 2 ай бұрын

Hilarious!

@markbryant8122 2 ай бұрын

I was confused. It wasn't Ben Carson that died, it was Herman Cain that died 4 years ago. 6:00

@courtney-ray 2 ай бұрын

👀…he was making a joke…

@DeepSeeBlue3636 3 ай бұрын

How was it now what Trump said; “You got to pay your bills! you delinquent! We won’t help you!”

@n.a.lockhart 3 ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for standing up for Princess Catherine.

@madg7178 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂....great dialog Jimmy!! EMMY FOR JIMMY!!

@danamosley 2 ай бұрын

The crab Jesus was freaking hysterical!!!🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜

@nealfager8126 2 ай бұрын

Crab Jesus throwing real dead fish at the audience! WOW JUST WOW! 😂 😂😂 That was one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen on any talk show!

@dr.kraemer 2 ай бұрын

Were they dead?

@hc1314 2 ай бұрын

Audience response was hilarious😂🤣🤣

@Fanney47 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@CT-vm4gf 2 ай бұрын

That crazy striped top lady freaking out about a fish, omg.

@pyriph 2 ай бұрын

They were moving when the guy was holding one.

@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 3 ай бұрын

When Crab Jesus walks on water, is it sideways?

@deeemm979 2 ай бұрын

He scuttles to and fro turning it into wine.

@ronalddrumpf7126 2 ай бұрын

It is sideways indeed but it is also upside down because crab Jesus lives in the ocean he is actually walking on air

@jeepdude7359 2 ай бұрын

Some of the funniest parts are when it all goes horribly wrong. Jimmy is a master at adapting to the situation.

@tsubadaikhan6332 2 ай бұрын

Whatever Jesus the Republicans believe in would really want to walk backwards in Time.

@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 2 ай бұрын

Lol! You win the internet today.

@NicWalker627 2 ай бұрын

if my pilots are religious, i'll wait til the next flight 😃

@radagastbrown9001 2 ай бұрын

I'm only here for the Trump jokes

@S.Shea2432 3 ай бұрын

Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!!

@RedPolitics1776 3 ай бұрын

Spoiler third party candidates will swing the election towards Trump just like in 2016.

@denisjeux1020 3 ай бұрын

Yes 100% you have our support from Melbourne Australia

@denisjeux1020 3 ай бұрын

@@TerryLH thanks muppet

@franklaferriere5754 3 ай бұрын

@@TerryLH Like Trump needing help walking down a ramp, or trailing toilet paper from left shoe going up one. Or two hands to drink a glass of water. Or? Gets attacked by a bald eagle during a photo op.

@stephenbingham5935 3 ай бұрын

@@TerryLH Isn't it past your jail time ?

@patsylvest 3 ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel keeps me sane.

@roxannecarpenter6668 3 ай бұрын

This is true 😂

@Random-sk6hm 3 ай бұрын

He reminds me there's normal people in the US still

@user-mn2xx5og4b 2 ай бұрын

“A watermelon to a hippopotamus!” - give that writer a raise! 😂😂😂😂😂

@jam1870utube 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣 I thank Crab Jesus for the Jimmy Kimmel Show. So Entertaining. Great sketch.

@paengs.delrosario7804 3 ай бұрын

"Crab Jesus" 🦀 should have walked in sideways...like a crab would. 🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣

@keithhunter3910 3 ай бұрын

Big Donnie and Little Marco, the perfect GQP dynamic duo.

@sugarcookiecube 2 ай бұрын

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸little marco has less than zero self respect…does he not remember why tiny mush wanted to do to his previous vp???🤔🤔🤔

@jubjub444 2 ай бұрын

More unhinged Crab Jesus please! LOL

@taravamos2954 2 ай бұрын

Crab Jesus is the best Jesus.

@MissJudyLee 3 ай бұрын

“Can you imagine the sign of Donald Trump standing in line for SouthWest flight?” 😂😂😂😂😂

@agathac6187 3 ай бұрын

Ick! Imagine the stench. Travelers would have to jump out of the plane.

@belovedhearts 2 ай бұрын

"Economy" ... as a former Head of State, you'd think he'd know what the word means, but I bet my last ten bucks Trump doesn't know what the economy is, let alone "economy class"... *laughs in sigh*

@geoffstrickler 2 ай бұрын

The airlines should demand cash or debit, no credit cards from any Trump.

@seraphonica 3 ай бұрын

Trump looking for a running mate is a reminder of a job interview question you should ALWAYS ask; "What happened to the last person who had the job?"

@terryreynolds200 3 ай бұрын

Being Trumps VP could be a hang up.

@ParahSalin 2 ай бұрын

Trump: He “hung” up on me when I asked him to steal the election

@user-bz8lx8cl6v 2 ай бұрын

Sadly, in their selfishness, the applicants don't care what happened to the last guy!

@elviarodriguez3908 2 ай бұрын

Buried in legal fees in the backyard swamp owned by rump.

@laurendupuis8037 2 ай бұрын

The stormy joke was the best!

@beasy8991 2 ай бұрын

Who knew people were so scared of fish when they're out of the water? Yes, they have faces before they're fileted 🤦🏾‍♂️.

@debprobst330 3 ай бұрын

Please take the plane...the plane...the plane😉

@babybijou969 3 ай бұрын

Trump the BINO: Billionaire In Name Only 🤑🍿

@threeravens1788 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@MDone402 3 ай бұрын

WHINO BINO TRUMP 😂😂

@Darbobski 3 ай бұрын

@@MDone402 WHINO BINO VOTE-NO TRUMP.

@pirrepe 3 ай бұрын

🤣

@cynthiagutierrez9103 3 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@taylorkeane2295 2 ай бұрын

Wow... Habba babba FINALLY sounded like a real lawyer!

@julioperez1850 2 ай бұрын

I was wondering where the crab Jesus bit was going, thinking in my head about how they pitched it in their meetings. Then, it seemed to me both Jimmy and Crab Jesus guy realized it was going nowhere until Crab Jesus guy went for a bag and started throwing real dead fish at the audience! I lost it with the lady freaking out!! I laughed so hard!! She even kept freaking out at the end!! I guess it went according to the morning pitch meeting😂😂😂

@peace4myheart 3 ай бұрын

I want to see Trump evicted from Mar-a-Lago. That would be so funny.

@dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 3 ай бұрын

I want to see them chisel his name off Trump Tower too!

@5thribroarn304 3 ай бұрын

I want the $10 Million Dollar paid off Judge to meet some BIG, Bad Military Police.

@macsmith2013 3 ай бұрын

Sure, but noone wants Mar-a-lago, too encumbered by the limitations on the deed and probably up to the ears in mortgages.

@jakklump 3 ай бұрын

I'm looking forward to lara dump complaining about makeup stains on their couch.

@douglaswild3852 3 ай бұрын

Yes!!! And to lose Trump Tower too!! 🤞🏻

@triciac1019 3 ай бұрын

So that may be how he will choose his VP, if they will pay his bond.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 3 ай бұрын

Vice President Vladimir Putin...

@FreedomVoice365 3 ай бұрын

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s You know Putin said he doesn't want Trump, and he doesn't care who's president because it doesn't make a difference to relations. (Because of CIA positions etc., which both sides agree on)

@justsayen2024 2 ай бұрын

That Trump Rubio back-to-back was absolutely priceless that should be a commercial

@walterfristoe4643 3 ай бұрын

Drumph is Schroedinger's billionaire! He's both rich and poor at the same time! 🤣

@Alex-jx5bx 3 ай бұрын

Wow!! Very impressive😜🤪👌👍

@jaweddeshmukh7729 3 ай бұрын

Fab comment sir

@JasonHammond93 3 ай бұрын

If you spent more time on creating business and compounding money instead of talking smack about our former president, you might become a billionaire too

@gyrene_asea4133 3 ай бұрын

A Schroedinger quip is always timely. :)

@MK-lh3xd 3 ай бұрын

Until you attempt to measure his wealth. Then it cillapses into one number, which is 100 million.

@wallochdm1 3 ай бұрын

Driving the Holy Rollers nuts with Crab Jesus. Love it.

@PleaseDontEatAnimals 2 ай бұрын

Why do you love such a display of animal cruelty?

@CT-vm4gf 2 ай бұрын

That group of old ladies did not look amused at the Jesus mocking lol.

@BMichaelL 2 ай бұрын

I just watched that Stormy - Jimmy interview last night! It was DELIGHTFULLY UNCOMFORTABLY FUNNY AS HELL!!! The spanking and the MUSHROOMS 😂😂😂

@cliffwheeler7357 2 ай бұрын

The Princess of Wales has commenced chemotherapy to treat recently diagnosed cancer. Also we don’t refer to the princess as Kate Middleton, that went when she married.

@cammieg4381 3 ай бұрын

The front row freaked out!! The fish stole the show!!!

@PleaseDontEatAnimals 2 ай бұрын

And the show stole the innocent fishes' lives for a stupid sight gag.

@cammieg4381 2 ай бұрын

I was a bit taken back when I saw the fish were real. ...- - I just now heard something (diff show): "the world population will reach 10 BILLION by 2080". I can't recall who is interviewed so I can't immediately post source(s) but if this is correct, we've already passed the tipping point for this planet's balance. Not sure why I felt it okay to share this first (for me) with you. @@PleaseDontEatAnimals

@JN-Bellicose 2 ай бұрын

@@PleaseDontEatAnimals Do... Do you think the show killed the fish? If they were already dead when purchased at the market, why do you give a F*¢k what people do with them? Do you cry everytime you see a dead fish in the movies, in the market, on the shore, in a restaurant?

@jbaba6923 2 ай бұрын

OMG that woman with the fish in the audience was hilarious!!! 😂 🐠

@CP-ho2wj 2 ай бұрын

She was being over dramatic. Very annoying.

@lindakautzman7388 2 ай бұрын

@@CP-ho2wjagree. I almost think she was a plant to create the laughs (fiind it hard to believe the audience was not warned in advance of this bit

@LedZep207 2 ай бұрын

@@lindakautzman7388 We were not warned in advance. The chaos you saw on TV was genuine and continued even after the taping of the monologue was complete.

@richardhenrysr5029 2 ай бұрын

she was a really good sport too!!!

@tarl1812 2 ай бұрын

No this was real how the others reacted was what they predicted not someone freaking out about fish, we see so many reality shows hard to tell genuine reaction but this was it, hilarious.@@lindakautzman7388

@carolakelleski7905 2 ай бұрын

5:10 they spend more on his lawyers in 1 day than I get in SS in 10.95 years😢😢😮😎

@momauxpommes699 3 ай бұрын

if king trumpet can bankrupt a casino, imagine what he can do to the country .... looks like a challenge

@triciac1019 3 ай бұрын

Yes. Leave Kate alone!

@sheila-we7em 2 ай бұрын

WHERE IS KATE

@xeroterragoth1866 2 ай бұрын

Was that Zoltan Kaszas playing crab Jesus??? One of the funnier comedians out there imho and he did the whole bit very well.

@L2thaGenius 2 ай бұрын

I believe crab Jesus is the most accurate depiction yet

@gloriaf6971 2 ай бұрын

That Crab Jesus bit was about as crazy as you can get!

@kimclarke5018 3 ай бұрын

Yay. Thank you Jimmy for bringing up the POW and the fact the world has gone crazy because she had surgery and has been recovering from that surgery. Exactly leave her alone.