Trump Claps Back After Pelosi Says The "Morbidly Obese" President Shouldn't Take Hydroxychloroqui…

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

4 жыл бұрын

The President is pushing back against people like Speaker Pelosi and Fox News host Neil Cavuto who expressed concern about his use of hydroxychloroquine to prevent Covid-19 infection. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Hydroxychloroquine
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@metalvalar
@metalvalar 4 жыл бұрын
GIVE HIM MORE!!!!! INCREASE THE DOSE!!!!!!
@ginajac7522
@ginajac7522 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss 4 жыл бұрын
Wash it down with Clorox
@KayyHong
@KayyHong 4 жыл бұрын
I'll donate a bottle!
@DaveSomething
@DaveSomething 4 жыл бұрын
and jam a UVC light up his ass...
@naerwyn239
@naerwyn239 4 жыл бұрын
Hydroxychloroquine needs to be saved for the people who actually need it. Lupus patients.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 4 жыл бұрын
Naerwyn RA sufferers.
@OP-1000
@OP-1000 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he takes it for his bone spurs.
@nkohanowski
@nkohanowski 4 жыл бұрын
The Hydroxychloroquine story is dumb and nothing more than a left plus media attempted attack on Trump because the drug is readily available, been around a long time, cheap and no more "unsafe" than ibuprofen. All just another fake narrative to try to undermine the current admin. It really is... If the democrat party picked a better candidate and it would beat Trump. But alas let's get an older and whiter swampy candidate. It's political suicide to pick at little non important shit and blame Trump supporters when it is really about getting a real candidate that didn't finger rape one of his staff in the early 90's..
@ludicrousone8706
@ludicrousone8706 4 жыл бұрын
@@nkohanowski Ibuprofen is actually not that safe if taken for a longer time
@janicejones6470
@janicejones6470 4 жыл бұрын
@@nkohanowski Actually, Hydroxychloroquine can make you go blind if taken and not monitored by a rheumatologist and an opthalmologist. That's just one of the side effects. I know bc I take it for autoimmune disease. I don't know how people think that taking any medication that is not prescribed to them is as safe as taking aspirine.
@MissWitchiepoo
@MissWitchiepoo 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever Trumps starts saying - "no other President has" I feel like vomiting. Why is it his cult can listen to this endless bragging and not want to vomit?
@janeforst8464
@janeforst8464 4 жыл бұрын
Because his cult members are stupider than he is. To them he is a very stable genius and he can say no wrong. I had a friend who became a big time trumptard. She loves him so much that she taped all his speeches and she listens to them day and night, all day every day. She's become completely brainwashed to the point we're no longer friends. According to her , his word is gold and everything he says is the truth. She's a true fanatic and because of this , we're no longer friends. I've tried to reason with her, but she's so far beyond that point that anything I say is automatically rejected because according to her, I'm the enemy. Oh well I feel bad for her being so dependent of an idiot who could care less about her . No wonder her husband left her. But I think this is probably typical of the trumptards. They're all stupid!!
@Mythraen
@Mythraen 4 жыл бұрын
All the way back to Abraham Lincoln. You know... the first President... Abraham Lincoln.
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 4 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@Moletrouser
@Moletrouser 4 жыл бұрын
No other President has lost 96,000 citizens to a pandemic - take *_that_* Lincoln & Obama! What's that? Wilson? Wilson made that up! This administration will see his piddling 675,000 and raise him!
@lesliepiper7072
@lesliepiper7072 4 жыл бұрын
@@janeforst8464 Yeah, I have a buddy who went the same way. He simply has to learn what tragedy he's helped visit on Americans. He doesn't care, yet.
@blueshoes915
@blueshoes915 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he’s actually taking it. Then again, it’s impossible to get the truth these days.
@janeforst8464
@janeforst8464 4 жыл бұрын
I have had that feeling too. The idiot lies about everything else so why not this as well. He's doing it to create a diversion from the chaos he's responsible for, mainly the pandemic and the fact that over 90,000 Americans have lost their lives due to his negligence in handling this crisis. But I have to wonder what his next mishandling of something will be? This baby/man loves chaos and thrives on it. It's the only thing he doesn't fail at. Everything else trump touches becomes a massive sized disaster. trump is the worst president this country has ever seen. But even that is not enough; trump is the worst president or leader the world has ever seen and there have been some really bad ones.
@ShirleyYooGeste
@ShirleyYooGeste 4 жыл бұрын
"These" days? 🙄🙄
@blueshoes915
@blueshoes915 4 жыл бұрын
Jane Forst He has NPD and is possibly even a sociopath. I feel bad for the people who do not know about these mentally disturbed individuals. They cannot see what he is or believe all people are good at heart. Hopefully, this November people will make a change. Unfortunately, we don’t have the best democratic candidate either. I’m hoping he picks a good running mate.
@amit_patel654
@amit_patel654 4 жыл бұрын
I wish he was tbh. It'd be interesting to see the side effects.
@openmind763
@openmind763 4 жыл бұрын
👍🤭😁😄😄😄😄
@ChadwickRider
@ChadwickRider 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm mad at Fox, maybe it's time for me to find a new conspiracy theory yes man network to make the echo chamber of my dictatorship".
@JB-pu8ik
@JB-pu8ik 4 жыл бұрын
OANN: Hold my Clorox
@rocketscience4516
@rocketscience4516 4 жыл бұрын
Shhhh... don't tell the farmers the support amounts to socialism. They might reject it... as if!
@eschwarz1003
@eschwarz1003 4 жыл бұрын
Farmers would rather do their job and sell their product; they take the money out of necessity in the situation this a-hole put them in; I believe their resentment will eventually surface against tRump.
@overimagination2812
@overimagination2812 4 жыл бұрын
@@eschwarz1003 Eventually? What do your farmers need, a slap across the fkn head to wake them up??
@pizzaishappiness7994
@pizzaishappiness7994 3 жыл бұрын
"Would somebody please think of the tatortots." 😁
@Auron12786
@Auron12786 4 жыл бұрын
“Vegebles” is cute when the Rugrats say it but not the POTUS
@Yottabee
@Yottabee 4 жыл бұрын
Especially a POTUS as superannuated as the DonSter...
@jayneneewing2369
@jayneneewing2369 4 жыл бұрын
And . . . if you watch the clip when he mispronounces the word, you can tell he has absolutely no idea that he made the mistake. Absolutely no idea whatsoever. omg.
@Msmayberry55
@Msmayberry55 4 жыл бұрын
Auron12786 ESPECIALLY A IMPEACHED POTUS....who has COMPLETELY CORRUPTED THE ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION AND IS BACKED BY EQUALLY CORRUPT AND COWARDLY CONGRESS REPUBLICANS....who have Revealed their,TRUE INTENTIONS AND MOTIVATIONS....AND IT IS NOT TO HONOR THE OATHS THEY SWORE TO PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION OF AMERICA AND DEMOCRACY....... THEY CARE ONLY ABOUT REMAINING IN POWER AND MAKING AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE.....SCREW THE CONSTITUTION, THE LAW, AND DEMOCRACY......BRING ON RUSSIA , AND DICTATORSHIP.....AS LONG AS THEY GET PAID!
@richardmendez1702
@richardmendez1702 4 жыл бұрын
its the cocaine.
@SSmith-um2re
@SSmith-um2re 4 жыл бұрын
Love pelosi with her "playing nicey nice" with words lol
@spentcasing3990
@spentcasing3990 4 жыл бұрын
Every time Trump farts out words I think 2 things. 1. Thank the gods i'm Canadian 2. WTF is happening to the U.S. It's like watching the Twilight Zone
@rachelhorwitz9086
@rachelhorwitz9086 4 жыл бұрын
Same here in the UK- and we are a hop skip and a jump away from being America. It’s frightening.
@WWZenaDo
@WWZenaDo 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when countries allow Putin into their political system.
@gigatywing3483
@gigatywing3483 4 жыл бұрын
*Biden
@sharongamble9854
@sharongamble9854 4 жыл бұрын
don't watch the u.s. keep watching colbert and be his pajama boy or water boy. colbert's trustworthiness is 0%
@purplehz97
@purplehz97 4 жыл бұрын
Hey now! Hold on a second! The USA is #1!!! - in Covid related deaths.
@randomaxe662
@randomaxe662 4 жыл бұрын
"Surrounded by vegetables" - you mean his administration?
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 жыл бұрын
We've known that since 2016.
@desmofan1864
@desmofan1864 4 жыл бұрын
AYYYYYY :D
@charlenejohnson5769
@charlenejohnson5769 4 жыл бұрын
Right 🌽🍠🥕🍄🍅
@cobrastrike6043
@cobrastrike6043 4 жыл бұрын
His administration, his family, and the GOP. 🍺
@lunaazule1899
@lunaazule1899 4 жыл бұрын
lol...You're good:)
@Valisk131
@Valisk131 4 жыл бұрын
There's no way that President skidmark would do ANYTHING remotely risky. His bone spurs would flair right up.
@alexanderburawa9307
@alexanderburawa9307 4 жыл бұрын
"Skidmark"? I prefer underwear stain.
@rhuonaChanel
@rhuonaChanel 4 жыл бұрын
"...Abraham Lincoln freed the people doing the actual farming." Got my like on that one.
@ithikussssukihti406
@ithikussssukihti406 4 жыл бұрын
He's not actually taking it, just trying to sell a drug he has shares in to make a quick buck.
@PLS.54
@PLS.54 4 жыл бұрын
So then, holding true to self, he’s LYING AGAIN.
@dilligafwoftam985
@dilligafwoftam985 4 жыл бұрын
Try some facts. He can't hold shares in it, it's a generic drug, out of patent. There's no harm taking it ... most of us who've travelled to malaria regions have taken it for 2 weeks before, during and 2 weeks after the trip. I've done it 5 or 6 times.
@Lumby1
@Lumby1 4 жыл бұрын
@@dilligafwoftam985 It works for malaria, not for COVID-19 according to recent papers. Insulin is a generic too, is it free in America? It can have serious side effects, including death, and is not prophylactic against SARS CoV2 or other SARS viruses.
@Martacus5
@Martacus5 4 жыл бұрын
dilligaf woftam You say “try some facts” and then proceed to say something which is clearly not a fact (“there’s no harm in taking it”). There is USUALLY no harm in taking it is a fact. It is also a fact that it can however potentially cause fatal agranulocytosis, acute hepatic failure, cardiomyopathy and lots of other unfavourable side effects. Whilst MOST people will probably be fine, considering there is no strong evidence to support it’s efficacy in treating COVID, based on current evidence you are substantially more likely to do yourself harm than prevent harm by taking Hydroxychloroquine, not to mention you will reduce supply for those with conditions that actually require the medication for a proven indication. Just because you have taken it and been fine doesn’t mean it is safe and that you should claim it to be so. Source: Doctor / BNF formulary.
@Idarknesslmd
@Idarknesslmd 4 жыл бұрын
dilligaf woftam yeah sure, for malaria but doctors are cautioning against using it for COVID-19 cause the disease affects us differently. It *might* be ‘harmless’ taking it for malaria but it might be deadly when taking it if you have the rona.
@jackj3542
@jackj3542 4 жыл бұрын
He's a pathological liar, he's not taking that drug.
@billwillson5361
@billwillson5361 4 жыл бұрын
So he's a pathological liar? By that standard then what is Pelosi for telling people that he is?
@noh-1386
@noh-1386 4 жыл бұрын
@@billwillson5361 "by that standard" she's repeating what she's been told tho?? ffs sake she said "I would rather he not be taking it", it's fine not to like her (I'm not a big fan) but use logic in your arguments
@numbereightyseven
@numbereightyseven 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think trump's taking it, because to me, it looked like he surprised even himself when he made the claim to be taking it.
@billwillson5361
@billwillson5361 4 жыл бұрын
@@noh-1386 I was responding to his assertion that trump wasn't taking that drug,but pelosi said he was. Perhaps you should read what I was responding to before going off half cocked
@Thisweekinman
@Thisweekinman 4 жыл бұрын
He probably isn’t but he does have financial stake in that drug. It’s googleable
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 4 жыл бұрын
"Who'll protect the tater tots?!?" 😢😂
@debhuntley9384
@debhuntley9384 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Nancy; you rock!!😂 You go girl!
@oldschooloc2110
@oldschooloc2110 3 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Nancy is a lady in the "old school" mode. She's polite and gentile, but sweetly savage. She tells the truth in such an intelligent way that only the smart gets the sharpness of point she's making.
@PresidentCamacho2024
@PresidentCamacho2024 4 жыл бұрын
and now we know why the bottle says:,. "keep out of reach of children,..."
@13thAMG
@13thAMG 4 жыл бұрын
👍🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👏👏👏
@ernestpaul2484
@ernestpaul2484 4 жыл бұрын
also the very reason for the childproof lids...since he can't read the directions to open the bottle...got to keep those little hands out of the adult medications...
@pornographic_memory
@pornographic_memory 4 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump: "You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes." Secret Service Agent under his breath: "I wish I wasn't guarding one."
@kennethaustin9828
@kennethaustin9828 4 жыл бұрын
Orange and potatoes in one!
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron 4 жыл бұрын
I think that deserved a mic drop.
@dianantari8288
@dianantari8288 4 жыл бұрын
What looks like a potato but orange would probably be sweet potato? But it would be an insult to the sweet potato
@julialucas1482
@julialucas1482 4 жыл бұрын
That is a sinister statement if that is what DT said. it sounds like a veiled threat.
@TattedIrishxxx
@TattedIrishxxx 4 жыл бұрын
The Booty Sniffer omg that’s fucking hysterical!!!
@likefootprintsinsand
@likefootprintsinsand 4 жыл бұрын
I don't want his tiny dirty hands near Obama's portrait anyway.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 4 жыл бұрын
He'd probably scribble a moustache onto it, anyway. You know, like you do when you're a mature, mentally balanced adult.
@HungNguyen-fy8hf
@HungNguyen-fy8hf 4 жыл бұрын
As if Obama was any better than him.
@Jujuthesavage
@Jujuthesavage 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine hating a president that’s making everything cheaper and fighting the house to send paychecks out to everyone during quarantine. Maybe you shouldn’t get a paycheck then :/
@aliiljah8224
@aliiljah8224 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jujuthesavage I think the checks are a bunch of LIES. We did not get one and we lost our job. HOW ABOUT YOU, HUH
@Farandawayga
@Farandawayga 4 жыл бұрын
@GINO SPIMONI why did this strike chord with you? 4 stupid leaders?
@macharper8214
@macharper8214 4 жыл бұрын
President blubber belly. Hey Hey hey, It"s Faaaaaaat Albert...
@flammablewater1755
@flammablewater1755 4 жыл бұрын
"The president is so fat, he outweighs the needs of the many." - Spock
@lizardog
@lizardog 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo! or Brava! As the case may be.
@javiercox2928
@javiercox2928 4 жыл бұрын
I hope this gets a lot of likes, it deserves it
@shahman76
@shahman76 4 жыл бұрын
Take an upvote sir. You’ve earned it.
@DeathProof392
@DeathProof392 4 жыл бұрын
Finally original jokes 👌🏾
@skinnerman100
@skinnerman100 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant line I'm with you man on that
@gardnerhappy2114
@gardnerhappy2114 4 жыл бұрын
Leading authority on wasting time. Priceless.
@jadeenglene
@jadeenglene 4 жыл бұрын
This cirkus is at a point where it’s not even funny anymore...
@martinnijs8317
@martinnijs8317 4 жыл бұрын
it never was......
@leotachaney7322
@leotachaney7322 4 жыл бұрын
The new press sec claims tRumple donated $100,000.00 check to support response to pandemic. Please note that this check is dated January 29, 2020. All while tRumple was still calling it a democratic hoax and playing lots of golf and holding campaign rallies. Hmm, I think somebody screwed up.
@jadeenglene
@jadeenglene 4 жыл бұрын
@@rainingdogs123 Sorry - in my country we spell circus with a K - perhaps a freudian slip 😉
@sennataylor592
@sennataylor592 4 жыл бұрын
*remembers the pics of Trump in his tennis shorts* I mean, Pelosi isn't wrong
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 4 жыл бұрын
Senna, please I’m just starting dinner
@jeffwells1255
@jeffwells1255 4 жыл бұрын
He's as wide from the side as he is from the (barf) front. Thankfully though we have obscenity laws that prevent us from seeing him from the back.
@sapphireriddles6692
@sapphireriddles6692 4 жыл бұрын
I don't WANT to remember thst
@lmgmcneil
@lmgmcneil 4 жыл бұрын
And it was a sick burn
@cyninbend
@cyninbend 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffwells1255 No, no, no, you aren't prevented at all! Did you miss those statues that people left cemented to the ground in cities around the country b4 the 2016 "election?" www.theverge.com/2016/8/18/12538672/nude-donald-trump-statues-union-square-los-angeles-indecline
@jessicacapunda9241
@jessicacapunda9241 4 жыл бұрын
He's talking as if the money is coming from his pocket.
@lauralocke8886
@lauralocke8886 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. That’s it exactly.
@gilly198
@gilly198 4 жыл бұрын
It's all theirs damn it, all of it... Except the bad stuff, that's Obama! 🙄
@colleens1878
@colleens1878 4 жыл бұрын
Did you get your stimulus letter? It was like he wrote us all a personal check from his bank
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 4 жыл бұрын
@@colleens1878 I did get that letter...two weeks *after* I got my check. Not sure what the point of it was, since he already had his name printed in the check's memo line.
@TattedIrishxxx
@TattedIrishxxx 4 жыл бұрын
Lisa Gulick I received two freaking letters. I tore both up threw them away.
@averagehero1
@averagehero1 4 жыл бұрын
He’s old and over weight, he should’ve been taking his healthy more seriously. That’s not fat shaming, it’s reality.
@katzhunter4473
@katzhunter4473 4 жыл бұрын
Can you say the same about Stacey Abrams?
@katzhunter4473
@katzhunter4473 4 жыл бұрын
Pat McCann right. Do as I say not as I do lefties ...
@HungNguyen-fy8hf
@HungNguyen-fy8hf 4 жыл бұрын
Officially, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention does not define the threshold needed for someone to be considered "morbidly obese." Instead, the CDC says that "Class 3" obesity, sometimes categorized as "extreme" or "severe" obesity, is defined as having a body-mass index, or BMI, of 40 or higher. Other medical sources list a definition of "morbidly obese" as equivalent to a BMI of 40 or higher. Some available data about Trump comes from his most recent periodic physical exam. In a 2019 memo, Trump’s physician Dr. Sean Conley said Trump was 6 feet, 3 inches tall, and 243 pounds. Trump, who was 72 at the time, had gained 4 pounds since his 2018 exam, when his previous doctor, Ronny Jackson, said Trump’s "overall health is excellent" but "he would benefit from a diet that is lower in fat and carbohydrates and from a routine exercise regiment." Officially, Trump’s height and weight would correlate to a BMI of 30.1, just a bit over the 30.0 level to be considered obese - the lowest of three levels. That is not high enough to count as Class 3 obesity. Based on the 2019 physical exam, Trump "would not be considered morbidly obese at this time," said Lucas Carr, a professor in the department of health and human physiology at the University of Iowa. Paresh Dandona, the head of endocrinology, diabetes, and metabolism at the State University of New York, agreed with this observation. Based off of his declared height and weight, Trump has a body mass index of 30.1. This places him into the lowest of three levels under the CDC’s definition of obesity. Even if the public numbers are a bit shy of reality, Trump would have to be substantially heavier to meet a level of severe, or morbid, obesity. If this is not fat-shaming, I don't know what is.
@neerajamb
@neerajamb 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think this Troll should be anywhere near Obama’s portrait.
@D34con
@D34con 4 жыл бұрын
@GINO SPIMONI typical response. Shout it because it makes no sense. Obama to trump is an insane leap into the asbyss
@DueySR
@DueySR 4 жыл бұрын
@GINO SPIMONI Are you actually supporting Trump... while simultaneously complaining that someone else profited off the presidency? Surely it's not possible to be that dense.
@ShenHughSto
@ShenHughSto 3 жыл бұрын
You sound unhinged. Get lost tool.
@FizzleFX
@FizzleFX 3 жыл бұрын
@GINO SPIMONI Hey TRUMP... stfu. go back to twitter
@FizzleFX
@FizzleFX 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShenHughSto Trump forgot how to spell twitter. Now he s stuck on youtube
@leovomend8789
@leovomend8789 4 жыл бұрын
Pelosi calling him obese is a fact not fat shaming
@karensmith3565
@karensmith3565 3 жыл бұрын
LeoVomend absolutely true! He is overweight, for sure
@44excalibur
@44excalibur 3 жыл бұрын
Then people shouldn't accuse Bill Maher of fat shaming when he calls out James Corden.
@gudsmorder
@gudsmorder 3 жыл бұрын
fat-shaming: the act of criticizing or drawing attention to someone for being fat, making them feel embarrassed or ashamed It is both fact and fat shaming.
@InigoMontoya-
@InigoMontoya- 4 жыл бұрын
Someone on staff just gives him Hydrox cookies, and he can’t read well enough to tell the difference.
@TaDarling1
@TaDarling1 4 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps they've been giving him those hydroxy gummies that are out for weight loss and he just thinks they're hydroxychloroquine.
@Chgo1221
@Chgo1221 4 жыл бұрын
Omg! I can not...🤣😂😭
@thebringer6216
@thebringer6216 4 жыл бұрын
Start hiding them in the cookies..BIGLY...
@catsnpeacocks
@catsnpeacocks 4 жыл бұрын
They just gave him a sugar pill. He’s too stupid to figure anything out.
@toddtoure7041
@toddtoure7041 4 жыл бұрын
Hydrox cookies Hahahahahaha!!! Good one
@isobelcarson6809
@isobelcarson6809 4 жыл бұрын
Can he ever talk without bragging about himself?
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 4 жыл бұрын
Isobel Carson no he is a classic narcissistic pig (sorry pigs!)
@susansimmons4785
@susansimmons4785 4 жыл бұрын
Isobel Carson no That’s impossible
@marymccabe2728
@marymccabe2728 4 жыл бұрын
No
@starbaby9876
@starbaby9876 4 жыл бұрын
NO!
@sandragraves1177
@sandragraves1177 4 жыл бұрын
Nope
@donjc9865
@donjc9865 4 жыл бұрын
Do you remember 'America first, America first'? Well, there you go mission accomplished.
@TheNinnyfee
@TheNinnyfee 4 жыл бұрын
Corona definitely responded.
@sarcasmo57
@sarcasmo57 4 жыл бұрын
I feel that someone's about to tap me on the shoulder and tell me to look into the hidden camera because Trumps presidency has all been some elaborate prank. I've been PUNK'D
@catherinelynnfraser2001
@catherinelynnfraser2001 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you wish?
@karenryan78
@karenryan78 4 жыл бұрын
How I wish !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lawsonc12
@lawsonc12 4 жыл бұрын
Keep on bringing it Stephen, can i ask one favor from the rest of the world. America vote, please vote we can not take much more of his insanity, Thank you!
@lawsonc12
@lawsonc12 4 жыл бұрын
Please share so we can get this moron gone. Thank you! Stay safe and healthy in these difficult times!
@laurirohr5364
@laurirohr5364 4 жыл бұрын
Voting BLUE in November!
@maryannargiro779
@maryannargiro779 4 жыл бұрын
Support/Donate to Democratic Senate candidates. The 5 states we have the best chance of flipping are Arizona/Maine/Colorado/N.Carolina and Iowa. If he's blocked in the House and senate, he will be powerless
@wendysgarden4283
@wendysgarden4283 4 жыл бұрын
@@maryannargiro779 Already done. It's where my "stimulus" check went. Colorado, Maine, Arizona. Mostly Maine. I'm still enraged at the incuntbent over Kavanaugh.
@maryannargiro779
@maryannargiro779 4 жыл бұрын
@@wendysgarden4283 Good Deal. Wonderful !! Mine too plus my local Animal Humane Society. And even though her fund raising has been great, I threw a little to Amy McGrath.
@mrsubscribe3498
@mrsubscribe3498 4 жыл бұрын
"There is just no way to dismiss the seriousness of death." "DEATH IS DEATH" "I stand corrected."
@darkangel4185
@darkangel4185 4 жыл бұрын
Who is really gonna miss him?
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkangel4185 Not me.
@Progressisbeautiful
@Progressisbeautiful 4 жыл бұрын
“Dress Barn Bandit” had me spit my food out.
@salaltschul3604
@salaltschul3604 4 жыл бұрын
"Morbidly obese" is a medical designation. It's not a slur.
@ajyhimst2782
@ajyhimst2782 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Jesus people are stupid
@alexanderburawa9307
@alexanderburawa9307 4 жыл бұрын
I prefer to view it as a slur when applied to fatal trump.
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't talk to her, I think she's a waste of time"... buddy, your *whole life* has been a waste of time.
@canadianperspective3731
@canadianperspective3731 4 жыл бұрын
Serge Somborac And a waste of space, a waste of oxygen, ...
@robinlove2452
@robinlove2452 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, So True!
@EEM1978
@EEM1978 4 жыл бұрын
He’s an embarrassing waste of space and everything else!
@flowertrue
@flowertrue 4 жыл бұрын
I don't talk about her.... Proceeds to repeatedly tweet about her
@OneofInfinity.
@OneofInfinity. 4 жыл бұрын
@@canadianperspective3731 The world demands that oxygen back, I don't care if he starts looking blueish, keep exhaling.
@androtaz1
@androtaz1 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how hes soooo sensitive about things said about him. Yet its perfectly fine for him to say nasty things about everyone else.
@sharonmullins1957
@sharonmullins1957 4 жыл бұрын
Because he is an infantile, bully.
@aprilknight9240
@aprilknight9240 4 жыл бұрын
He's an incredibly insecure, immature bully.
@naomiprice3702
@naomiprice3702 4 жыл бұрын
Because he feels entitled to do so. He's a horrible human being and a narcissist.
@lizardog
@lizardog 4 жыл бұрын
@Kris Moodley indeed, it's weird, considering how his cult threw the word around that Trump turned out to be the biggest snowflake of all time.
@johnabbot1585
@johnabbot1585 4 жыл бұрын
Is that hipocracy?
@elbertderf803
@elbertderf803 4 жыл бұрын
i think he's lying, remember he's insane.
@chrishansen9731
@chrishansen9731 4 жыл бұрын
What's more insane is that all you think Colbert is this really great guy
@TheDusty321
@TheDusty321 4 жыл бұрын
Trump can't be insane and take hydroxychloroquine at the same time?
@CommonSenceGUY79
@CommonSenceGUY79 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrishansen9731 , What's EVEN more insane is you think trump is a good guy!!!
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrishansen9731 & what's EVEN more insane is spending time watching a comedien's video/programme that you don't enjoy.
@brianlynch2759
@brianlynch2759 4 жыл бұрын
Here in Europe the general opinion is that he is nuts and a sad indictment of the US electorate for voting this twit into power.
@zohanrock
@zohanrock 4 жыл бұрын
20 pounds of pudding in a 10 pound sack, imagine if pelosi actually said that. ahaha
@mikeyf7039
@mikeyf7039 4 жыл бұрын
“Vegables” Lol they go great with Lunchables
@tygrahof9268
@tygrahof9268 4 жыл бұрын
"the liberal reporters at Fox News..." I have now heard it all.
@wendysgarden4283
@wendysgarden4283 4 жыл бұрын
George Orwell called. He wants his ideas credited!
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 4 жыл бұрын
@@wendysgarden4283 Obviously, Trump's been spending some time in Room 101...
@cjbarahona5770
@cjbarahona5770 4 жыл бұрын
Mullet Comb-over may have just shown how delusional he really is if he thinks there are liberals working at Faux News.
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 4 жыл бұрын
@@cjbarahona5770 they must be liberally biased.
@zzav2345
@zzav2345 4 жыл бұрын
Trump and his followers think anyone who is not goat$#!T crazy is "liberal" ......
@Icebergwallst
@Icebergwallst 4 жыл бұрын
“He did liberate the people that were actually doing the gardening” 😂
@niqmoone
@niqmoone 4 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling through the responses to see if anyone caught that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@debsr3282
@debsr3282 4 жыл бұрын
He’s good to farmers yeah as he was making deals to sell your land to the Chinese. Y’all forgot about that huh?
@daniellarsen2204
@daniellarsen2204 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the tariffs he placed that destroyed America's soybean industry.
@cyninbend
@cyninbend 4 жыл бұрын
@@daniellarsen2204 Guess who announced who got those long term soybean contracts? If you guessed Putin took to the air to brag that Russian farmers now have the soybean contracts, you WIN!
@yousufessack8573
@yousufessack8573 4 жыл бұрын
He's lying. He's promoting it because he has a financial interest in the company producing it.
@theronedawson3236
@theronedawson3236 4 жыл бұрын
I have been thinking that for the last month. He must be getting some kind of kick back to his family business.
@vincentpadovano7855
@vincentpadovano7855 4 жыл бұрын
Yes..that is correct...I have been watching the task force meetings since they began...all of a sudden in april he was promoting the same drug and I started thinking it back then..one meeting as he was walking out Jim Acosta asked him do you have any financial interest for the drug..trump completely ignored him and gave acosta a dirty look but no one followed up..he must be making a ton by endorsing it..
@sylvanna5630
@sylvanna5630 4 жыл бұрын
The producer gave him 1.2 million
@jennywren4290
@jennywren4290 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Yes!
@LCC144
@LCC144 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, notice how he can barely pronounce some basic words, but he's learned to say "hydroxychloroquine" perfectly... And keeps finding reasons to bring it up
@wendy5116
@wendy5116 4 жыл бұрын
“We” are helping farmers. Ha, you don’t pay taxes. Not your money, bruh. The taxpayers’ money.
@LC-jy8mj
@LC-jy8mj 4 жыл бұрын
Is this unregulated free market capitalism?
@andrewmccafferty5901
@andrewmccafferty5901 4 жыл бұрын
Wendy that's true mind you the farmers feed you.
@andrewmccafferty5901
@andrewmccafferty5901 4 жыл бұрын
@Arthur Dent your right Arthur let the Chinese do what they want let them impose tariffs and sanctions against the USA.
@wendy5116
@wendy5116 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Mccafferty I agree. Trump is walking around the restaurant acting as if he’s picking up everyone’s tab...with everyone else’s money. Big man needs to pitch in his own money, by paying some taxes as the rest of us do. Wants the credit without it being HIS actual dough. That’s shady and thirsty.
@Bunnyhoneypot
@Bunnyhoneypot 4 жыл бұрын
Arthur Dent this comment made my day, thank you
@dmorllc
@dmorllc 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you have me rolling. Love your show. Thank you so much for doing what you do. It's always nice to have someone to brighten up the day.
@dirtyhannie
@dirtyhannie 4 жыл бұрын
Saying someone is morbidly obese when he just is ain't fat shaming...
@debbiehubbard5166
@debbiehubbard5166 4 жыл бұрын
He had his doctor list his weight as, what? 239 pounds which was a couple of pounds short of being classified as morbidly obese. Let's bring out a digital scale and see what he weighs, live. Then he can put Pelosi's incredible insult to rest. What an utter douchebag. Oh, and neither h or his people are to be allowed any "alone time" with that scale. You know how they like to fix things.
@freda2758
@freda2758 4 жыл бұрын
According to the CDC BMI, and anyone with eyes, Trump is morbidly obese. That is just a fact.
@wctrqn
@wctrqn 4 жыл бұрын
She was just stating facts.
@HungNguyen-fy8hf
@HungNguyen-fy8hf 4 жыл бұрын
Officially, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention does not define the threshold needed for someone to be considered "morbidly obese." Instead, the CDC says that "Class 3" obesity, sometimes categorized as "extreme" or "severe" obesity, is defined as having a body-mass index, or BMI, of 40 or higher. Other medical sources list a definition of "morbidly obese" as equivalent to a BMI of 40 or higher. Some available data about Trump comes from his most recent periodic physical exam. In a 2019 memo, Trump’s physician Dr. Sean Conley said Trump was 6 feet, 3 inches tall, and 243 pounds. Trump, who was 72 at the time, had gained 4 pounds since his 2018 exam, when his previous doctor, Ronny Jackson, said Trump’s "overall health is excellent" but "he would benefit from a diet that is lower in fat and carbohydrates and from a routine exercise regiment." Officially, Trump’s height and weight would correlate to a BMI of 30.1, just a bit over the 30.0 level to be considered obese - the lowest of three levels. That is not high enough to count as Class 3 obesity. Based on the 2019 physical exam, Trump "would not be considered morbidly obese at this time," said Lucas Carr, a professor in the department of health and human physiology at the University of Iowa. Paresh Dandona, the head of endocrinology, diabetes, and metabolism at the State University of New York, agreed with this observation. Based off of his declared height and weight, Trump has a body mass index of 30.1. This places him into the lowest of three levels under the CDC’s definition of obesity. Even if the public numbers are a bit shy of reality, Trump would have to be substantially heavier to meet a level of severe, or morbid, obesity. If this is not fat-shaming, I don't know what is.
@dalejones9919
@dalejones9919 4 жыл бұрын
When Trump* says he is giving away 19 BILLION in Tax Payer money to "Farmers", he is actually talking about huge corporations, not your 40 acre and a mule family farm..
@keagan0000
@keagan0000 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the reason they need bailing out is because of the tariffs he set on beans and shit coming from China that only made the American farmers lose profit lol
@briantyson7744
@briantyson7744 4 жыл бұрын
Good on both of you.
@samdowner1792
@samdowner1792 4 жыл бұрын
How much is Monsanto getting?
@erroneousbotch4404
@erroneousbotch4404 4 жыл бұрын
@Owen Michaels-Hardy They rather us all die so they can live out their Ayn Rand Utopian wet dream
@mousem7071
@mousem7071 4 жыл бұрын
Monsanto most likely.... they own most of the food supply modernfarmer.com/2014/03/monsantos-good-bad-pr-problem/
@topfuel29channel
@topfuel29channel 4 жыл бұрын
*3-years 4-months with-out a President.*
@Envy_Dragon
@Envy_Dragon 4 жыл бұрын
He's worse than no president. Instead of no decisions being made - or decision-makers being left to their own devices - he's sabotaging anyone who doesn't glorify him and shoveling money into the pockets of anyone he wants to suck up to.
@aaa-zr7ly
@aaa-zr7ly 4 жыл бұрын
@@Envy_Dragon yea
@williampreller6387
@williampreller6387 4 жыл бұрын
The White house has been vacant for 3yrs 4mths.
@garyconner6151
@garyconner6151 4 жыл бұрын
And no health care.they don't talk about that.
@richardpierpoint7515
@richardpierpoint7515 4 жыл бұрын
@@garyconner6151 I'm okay, because I live in Edinburgh, Scotland, but I wouldn't like to be a poor American at the moment...
@luisamariavenceslau7297
@luisamariavenceslau7297 4 жыл бұрын
The first US President with Special Needs
@Jujuthesavage
@Jujuthesavage 4 жыл бұрын
Think you forgot about bill
@SunnyDee60
@SunnyDee60 4 жыл бұрын
Pelosi wasn't fat shaming him, she was speaking facts abt the danger to morbidly obese ppl taking the drug, lol!. Also, Trump doesn't need to take hydroxy chloroquine, he would do better taking Hydroxycut (to help become less morbid), then perhaps it may be much safer for him to take the Hydroxychloroquine, 😆. I'm just saying 🤷🏾‍♀️ 😄.
@daviddrake9708
@daviddrake9708 4 жыл бұрын
Morbidly obese like Stacey Abrams, or a "different" kind of morbidly obese?
@TheLastWalenta
@TheLastWalenta 4 жыл бұрын
@@daviddrake9708 Because we were talking about her? Whataboutism ag its best.
@HungNguyen-fy8hf
@HungNguyen-fy8hf 4 жыл бұрын
Oh! That is not fat-shaming? Officially, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention does not define the threshold needed for someone to be considered "morbidly obese." Instead, the CDC says that "Class 3" obesity, sometimes categorized as "extreme" or "severe" obesity, is defined as having a body-mass index, or BMI, of 40 or higher. Other medical sources list a definition of "morbidly obese" as equivalent to a BMI of 40 or higher. Some available data about Trump comes from his most recent periodic physical exam. In a 2019 memo, Trump’s physician Dr. Sean Conley said Trump was 6 feet, 3 inches tall, and 243 pounds. Trump, who was 72 at the time, had gained 4 pounds since his 2018 exam, when his previous doctor, Ronny Jackson, said Trump’s "overall health is excellent" but "he would benefit from a diet that is lower in fat and carbohydrates and from a routine exercise regiment." Officially, Trump’s height and weight would correlate to a BMI of 30.1, just a bit over the 30.0 level to be considered obese - the lowest of three levels. That is not high enough to count as Class 3 obesity. Based on the 2019 physical exam, Trump "would not be considered morbidly obese at this time," said Lucas Carr, a professor in the department of health and human physiology at the University of Iowa. Paresh Dandona, the head of endocrinology, diabetes, and metabolism at the State University of New York, agreed with this observation. Based off of his declared height and weight, Trump has a body mass index of 30.1. This places him into the lowest of three levels under the CDC’s definition of obesity. Even if the public numbers are a bit shy of reality, Trump would have to be substantially heavier to meet a level of severe, or morbid, obesity.
@sandraspengler4740
@sandraspengler4740 4 жыл бұрын
The transparency we need is the transparency of 45's taxes
@dennisshady3123
@dennisshady3123 4 жыл бұрын
If they ever do get his taxes it'll just tell you what you already know, he lies, He Cheats and he's never given to charity
@laurencashman6668
@laurencashman6668 4 жыл бұрын
I really, truly, hope they Capone him
@rahkal2662
@rahkal2662 4 жыл бұрын
His taxes...that's a burn!
@Mr0011011
@Mr0011011 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see his kids as well. I want to see how the heck Ivanka and Jared made $135 Million in 2018 and all the charges Mar-a-Lago gives to the American people.
@elbarjones4812
@elbarjones4812 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mr0011011 And why didn't the Democrats include Trump's many violations of the Emoluments clause in the articles of impeachment? Those were a slam dunk and easily provable.
@kallebaah0
@kallebaah0 4 жыл бұрын
"I take no responsibility at all.." - Cadet Bone-spurs
@andrewbaumann2661
@andrewbaumann2661 4 жыл бұрын
That's Commander Bone-spurs to you.
@carlh67
@carlh67 4 жыл бұрын
Orange Clown: "I'm a veggable." Yes, Orange Clown...we agree.
@RukhShariq
@RukhShariq 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@smilesandyoka
@smilesandyoka 4 жыл бұрын
Please don’t insult our very nutritious food group “veggable”
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 4 жыл бұрын
Agent Orange on the move...
@placeofwarship5641
@placeofwarship5641 4 жыл бұрын
.....says TDS victim......
@terrelleballard457
@terrelleballard457 4 жыл бұрын
The way he says he takes it, isn't even the way it's prescribed!. Either he's lying or his Dr. should be charged with malpractice. Maybe they're giving him a placebo.
@terrelleballard457
@terrelleballard457 4 жыл бұрын
The Man LOL!
@TheNinnyfee
@TheNinnyfee 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Pence secretly exchanging the pills for e.g. Alzheimer's meds?
@jeremyrfritz
@jeremyrfritz 4 жыл бұрын
FFS how many times can the right fall for the, "They're comin' fer yer gunz!!", ploy? Jesus Christ.
@johno7617
@johno7617 4 жыл бұрын
Hate trump?? VOTE Blue in november!!
@scottwelch6086
@scottwelch6086 4 жыл бұрын
They are trying to take are "guns" maybe you should pay attention, oh that's right you don't listen to anything that doesn't fall in line with what you think. So all I have to say is please come and try 😁 I need the target practice
@noneofyourbusiness6309
@noneofyourbusiness6309 4 жыл бұрын
@@scottwelch6086 huh?
@hollycarter725
@hollycarter725 4 жыл бұрын
@@scottwelch6086 hahaha haha pew pew Merica 🔫🔫
@TheHateCorp
@TheHateCorp 4 жыл бұрын
@@scottwelch6086 You need to learn how to differentiate between "are" and "our" first.
@DrakeyC
@DrakeyC 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else feel a wave of nausea whenever Trump compares himself to Abraham Lincoln?
@lynnchotoocho9713
@lynnchotoocho9713 4 жыл бұрын
also whenever he speaks
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 4 жыл бұрын
Or whenever I see him.
@michaelemaurer5383
@michaelemaurer5383 4 жыл бұрын
Nah -- just rage.
@charlesbridges3991
@charlesbridges3991 4 жыл бұрын
When i hear his name!!!
@ScevenofTwistingNeth
@ScevenofTwistingNeth 4 жыл бұрын
Compares himself to Lincoln, says anything that can be viewed as medical advice, talks, breaths, wasting valuable resources by continuing to live.
@dianajohnson9928
@dianajohnson9928 4 жыл бұрын
I guess Obama's feelings are hurt that his portrait won't be on display in Moronland. 🙄🙄🙄
@deannedflrocks5337
@deannedflrocks5337 4 жыл бұрын
Obama will be more honored when Biden does it.
@radicalaccounting
@radicalaccounting 4 жыл бұрын
took me awhile to get that 'sits around the white house" joke, but it was worth getting, great joke!
@naomiprice3702
@naomiprice3702 4 жыл бұрын
He's not taking it. He lies as usual.
@mgjk
@mgjk 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing smokescreen. He made headlines in all news stations, has people chatting endlessly about it, and what does it all matter to him? Not one bit.
@Fbdagm2011
@Fbdagm2011 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, just a move to stir the media up. Nothing is real in this administration.
@gigatywing3483
@gigatywing3483 4 жыл бұрын
You don't know sh1t Karen
@stevehamilton5430
@stevehamilton5430 4 жыл бұрын
What is he is taking it, I think he just making the obvious point that a vaccine isn’t the only way to treat specific conditions. If you know the science around it, you know why it’s important
@johncarruthers9055
@johncarruthers9055 4 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, your source for this claim is some rant from a msm idiot. God, you're so gullible. And trump is an asset of Russia right?
@demonicmew7463
@demonicmew7463 4 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think President Trump only knows two other presidents: Lincoln and Obama.
@petepistachio8229
@petepistachio8229 4 жыл бұрын
Trump thinks Lincoln freed Obama.
@nini28745
@nini28745 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@videosrus99
@videosrus99 4 жыл бұрын
Well, we all know his history is s**t. Remember? He thought that the Continental Army captured the airports in 1775. But they all applauded and lapped it up.
@damaspiderqueen
@damaspiderqueen 4 жыл бұрын
Pete Pistachio He had Andrew Jackson put up in the Oval because he admires him that greatly. Says a lot.
@swampy6194
@swampy6194 4 жыл бұрын
@@petepistachio8229 Sub'd you for that wisdom in humor Pete!
@donnaabrams2570
@donnaabrams2570 4 жыл бұрын
“In his age group, morbidly obese”. Don’t you know he’s just ranting and raving at any of his people that will listen! Hilarious!
@janeforst8464
@janeforst8464 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, I'm sure Nancy's comments about his age and morbid obesity sent him over the edge, and it's probably playing through his head at top speed. It serves him right after all the nasty things he's said about all kinds of people. Will he learn from this and stop saying all the crap he's said throughout the years? No. He thinks he can say anything he wants so he just lets it rip with his ugliness. Karma, trump, what goes around comes around.
@doreenadriaanse1675
@doreenadriaanse1675 4 жыл бұрын
Going forward, i will refer to tomatoes as "ketchup balls" 🤣🤣🤣
@gb032645
@gb032645 4 жыл бұрын
Just remember to eat your veg-a-bles...
@suzannemeyer4793
@suzannemeyer4793 4 жыл бұрын
He does a mean Speaker Pelosi! She was pretty funny with that sweet smile and veiled insult.
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, you can be clever and insult someone by telling them you can't insult them. i.e. I would call tRump a money hungry, crazy liar, with an Obama complex and who is paranoid about people not liking him. But he's the president, and that would be disrespectful, so I can't do it.
@RockChick63174
@RockChick63174 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidedwards3361 Actually, you can.
@marceld6061
@marceld6061 4 жыл бұрын
@@RockChick63174 Stand up.... his comment might hit you in the forehead.
@Justin.Martyr
@Justin.Martyr 4 жыл бұрын
*I have been Ingesting 1-oz. of Hydroxy ChLoride, Every SinGLe* *Morning, cuz I Love DonaLd Trump & I BeLieve in DonaLd Trump!!!* *Nov. 3rd, 2020 MAGA!!!!*
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
@@Justin.Martyr can you get all the voters in your house to do the same?
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 4 жыл бұрын
Some people like to refer to Trump as 45, they say it represents his IQ, but it could also be his BMI (body mass index).
@opoopo2007
@opoopo2007 4 жыл бұрын
45??? Think you got it wrong its 4.5 actually.
@coldcanuck6091
@coldcanuck6091 4 жыл бұрын
@@opoopo2007 I thought we were talking about his BMI, not his IQ
@markheintz1878
@markheintz1878 4 жыл бұрын
@Lisa Elissa according to his past playmates, everything he has is small except his ego.
@bethe192
@bethe192 4 жыл бұрын
@@markheintz1878 Playmates?? Think you're reaching there, bud. 😄😉
@neomolefe5728
@neomolefe5728 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Heintz he had to make up for something...
@donnal.
@donnal. 4 жыл бұрын
5:26 Colbert's impersonation of Nancy, hilarious!
@marvissmith4588
@marvissmith4588 4 жыл бұрын
Why does Trump feel the need to always praise himself for doing his job? He is terminally narcissistic.
@shernigz
@shernigz 4 жыл бұрын
Cause he is a man with lots of insecurities.
@chunkymilk8819
@chunkymilk8819 4 жыл бұрын
As are most governors/ president, most politicians are narcissists or want to be in power.
@capnheehee8103
@capnheehee8103 4 жыл бұрын
@@chunkymilk8819 I wouldn't mind a slightly more intelligent and less lazy narcissist. What's your point? That it's "ok" because most people that seek power have the same personality type? It's like saying that a retarded horse born deformed with ten feet and drooling on itself is as good as Seabiscuit, because ... "hey, it's still a horse." Nope.
@debsmith2877
@debsmith2877 4 жыл бұрын
I wish it was terminal
@RhondaWilkin
@RhondaWilkin 4 жыл бұрын
Marvis Smith He has to constantly be praised, or the big bubble over his head will pop.
@shark_bytes_666
@shark_bytes_666 4 жыл бұрын
Pelosi hitting back at Trump saying his “words weigh a ton” was priceless. Watch out, Pelosi may be coming for your job next! 😂😂😂
@kellyjoseph9043
@kellyjoseph9043 4 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@indymarrow8050
@indymarrow8050 4 жыл бұрын
So fat shaming is a good thing after all. It’s just lazy.
@shark_bytes_666
@shark_bytes_666 4 жыл бұрын
Quittin’ Quarantino Trump has it coming. He fat shames people all the time and he is by no means in a place to do so. I can’t wait to see his ass kicked out in November.
@robertroth319
@robertroth319 4 жыл бұрын
@@indymarrow8050 No as a general way to be courteous it's not. But how do you deal with someone that rips you up and down if you don't acquiesce to him.
@indymarrow8050
@indymarrow8050 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Vincent Well we can add fat shaming and “believe all women” off the hypocrite list. Trump is easily going to win. People are realizing they don’t like a police state.
@lambdamax
@lambdamax 4 жыл бұрын
Best dancing in the middle of the skit sketch
@peachysakura24
@peachysakura24 4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to start calling tomatoes "ketchup balls" for life. 😂
@TheRogueStatesman
@TheRogueStatesman 4 жыл бұрын
"no one guarding your potatoes..." how is this guy still alive?!
@tsicy6731
@tsicy6731 4 жыл бұрын
You hadn't heard?! Hydroxychloroqine, of course. 😁😂🤣😂
@TheRogueStatesman
@TheRogueStatesman 4 жыл бұрын
@@tsicy6731 touche' 😂
@Iwannaps5
@Iwannaps5 4 жыл бұрын
Please don't think us Virginians guard our potatoes with guns
@dsd6538
@dsd6538 4 жыл бұрын
For one moment I thought he really made a joke. Would have been his first funny joke... But he really was serious
@layne721
@layne721 4 жыл бұрын
@@Iwannaps5 don't worry, we don't. it's just fun to realize the president's idea of farming is a guy sitting in a rocking chair on a porch with a shotgun, like the only time he's ever seen a farm is from looney tunes
@festes81
@festes81 4 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump does have a pet. It's the family turtle named Mitch.
@fado792
@fado792 4 жыл бұрын
his wife and daughter are pets.Trump likes women. Women bodies to be specific.. Slender bodies. No fat shaming. Only degrading ALL women. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rb57q6-cudWYlKM.html
@eb0526
@eb0526 4 жыл бұрын
Fehz M'Nez Too funny 🤣😂☺️
@jaeboogie2786
@jaeboogie2786 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I named my new baby 🐢 turtle 😂
@staomruel
@staomruel 4 жыл бұрын
Mitch snaps at him when Trump comes too close to his lettuce, though. Still despicable.
@infinitejest441
@infinitejest441 4 жыл бұрын
🐢
@cavemanlawyer5608
@cavemanlawyer5608 4 жыл бұрын
I love hearing her call him morbidly obese lol
@christinawatson16
@christinawatson16 4 жыл бұрын
truth
@northwestrep1
@northwestrep1 4 жыл бұрын
"No other president has ever given out more money to stave off a crisis they were a major contributing factor to than me." - Donald Trump-
@berryberrykixx
@berryberrykixx 4 жыл бұрын
He won't hang a damn photograph of his predecessor? That's a whole new level of petty.
@KRJ893
@KRJ893 4 жыл бұрын
The man redefines petty with almost every action he takes. It would be funny, if it wasn’t yknow, horrifying.
@creativedesignation7880
@creativedesignation7880 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn´t want to signal that peacefull transition of power, after all that implies he would need to give up his power at some point. I´m really wondering how he will cope, when he has to leave the WH eventually, probably by becoming a dictator and then promoting the idea of the election process being the real dictator. Oh wow, this was supposed to be a joke, but reading it again it doesn´t sound like one, I can actually see that happening....
@placeofwarship5641
@placeofwarship5641 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe you wouldnt either if you were spied by your predecessor ?
@berryberrykixx
@berryberrykixx 4 жыл бұрын
@@placeofwarship5641 Wow, you're a special kind of crayola, aren't ya?
@andrewmastin4312
@andrewmastin4312 4 жыл бұрын
Place of Warship, except that he wasn’t.
@pschroeter1
@pschroeter1 4 жыл бұрын
"guard your potatoes" Every time I hear the crazy "highlights" from a Trump speech, I find there are more that are crazier.
@michaeljones8771
@michaeljones8771 4 жыл бұрын
Always on point. Thank you .
@nicosteffen364
@nicosteffen364 4 жыл бұрын
"No other president did that" Well no other had to do that! Thats the problem!
@thebringer6216
@thebringer6216 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm looking for a new outlet!!". There is one right there on the wall, Mr. President. Stick this metal fork in it to make sure it is " good to you..".
@dawnj2360
@dawnj2360 4 жыл бұрын
It has electrifying news instantaneously!
@elbarjones4812
@elbarjones4812 4 жыл бұрын
I've heard so many people say and I have gotten many calls about this fork and light socket thing. Try it - what have you got to lose?
@tptteachplaytravel6196
@tptteachplaytravel6196 4 жыл бұрын
Tell him not to stick a fork in an outlet. Then he will do it. Child psychology.
@gtaylor6937
@gtaylor6937 4 жыл бұрын
Trump keeps bringing up Abe Lincoln because that's the only president he can remember from a report his mother did for him in the 5th grade.
@BlackEpyon
@BlackEpyon 4 жыл бұрын
Abe Lincoln wasn't treated as badly by his critics as Trump... Except Trump hasn't been shot yet.
@gtaylor6937
@gtaylor6937 4 жыл бұрын
@Jan Davis Yeah you can always tell who the Rusky trolls are - their comments are generic and stupid, apropos to nothing.
@christhompson9486
@christhompson9486 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 4 жыл бұрын
@@BlackEpyon I don't think Abe Lincoln was reportedly a man who's behaviour was immature, petty, vulgar & without integrity. So perhaps he simply gave his critics less to complain about. Americans that have studied their history can enlighten me if I am incorrect about AL.
@BlackEpyon
@BlackEpyon 4 жыл бұрын
@@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 I am obviously making a quip at Trump's expense. You probably know American history better than I do.
@deletedchannel8648
@deletedchannel8648 4 жыл бұрын
The Late Show has been pretty bad (hilarious) before, but this one is just Beautiful bad😆😂🤣😆😂🤣
@alysmari3956
@alysmari3956 4 жыл бұрын
3:15 how I feel about Trump's WHOLE presidency!
@larrytate4323
@larrytate4323 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@Rayal1979
@Rayal1979 4 жыл бұрын
"The W.H.O. combines everything Trump hates: the world, health and organisation." Now THAT is the quote of the century. hahahahaha
@cameronkrause4712
@cameronkrause4712 4 жыл бұрын
it is a damn good quote.
@almac9203
@almac9203 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's OK to hate Trump and the WHO. Both suck!
@AndresZea
@AndresZea 4 жыл бұрын
You beat me by two hours! I heard it, liked it, and about to praise that quote! Genius.
@orawal
@orawal 4 жыл бұрын
Epic.
@Nyotakikora1
@Nyotakikora1 4 жыл бұрын
Yep!...And people who are educated and invests in their profession
@Mark-jr6ld
@Mark-jr6ld 4 жыл бұрын
The first thing they teach you about potato farming is the necessity of armed guards.
@grahvis
@grahvis 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't some potato farmers been giving them away recently.
@vwhisp1394
@vwhisp1394 4 жыл бұрын
Heard of the potato famine.!? Nothing to do with a bad harvest!? It was potato bandits from the mountains.
@andrewey9389
@andrewey9389 4 жыл бұрын
Aren't too many potato farmers in Florida
@SouthCountyGal
@SouthCountyGal 4 жыл бұрын
How many guns do you need to guard 4,000 acres of potatoes? While everyone's on stakeout in the fields of Virginia, 324,000 acres in Idaho may feel insecure.
@felinefaye8550
@felinefaye8550 4 жыл бұрын
Trump and his 2nd amendment. Maybe he doesn't realize when that was written the most powerful gun was a musket. It doesn't say you have the right to own an automatic weapon and carry it around!! Keep talking it up. It will get plenty of attention.
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I _am_ taking _Hydroxycut._ I've heard a lot of good things about it."
@user-ti3vp9mt3z
@user-ti3vp9mt3z 4 жыл бұрын
"There's no way to dismiss the seriousness of death". Trump -"Death is death" (shoulder shrug) "I stand corrected"😊
@marichub8828
@marichub8828 4 жыл бұрын
He's not taking hydroxychloroquine. He just wants attention.
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 4 жыл бұрын
No, he’s tryin’ to promote the drug because he has stock in Sanofi S.A. and Gilead Sciences, Inc. Same reason he promoted remdesivir. Plus, so do his donors.
@dawg40fn
@dawg40fn 4 жыл бұрын
He's taking pez candy
@amorag59
@amorag59 4 жыл бұрын
@@pixelpond378 He pops them like breath mints 😂
@tjmak4042
@tjmak4042 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@patricioansaldi8021
@patricioansaldi8021 4 жыл бұрын
he is, it was prescribed along with zpak and zinc
@-Suie-
@-Suie- 4 жыл бұрын
"he doesnt have one" (heart) *boom tish* morbidly obese is not mean its a fact, using it to make jokes is discriminating but Trump attacks peoples looks all the time
@thomasbealy533
@thomasbealy533 4 жыл бұрын
ketchup balls. lol that took me a couple of seconds to get.
@tonyanthony5105
@tonyanthony5105 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing Trump leads from the front is the buffet line.
@imastabber2680
@imastabber2680 4 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@pennyhollifield9431
@pennyhollifield9431 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Too right! 🤣
@GMDark
@GMDark 4 жыл бұрын
tRump doesn't stand in line, he has his "TWO SCOOPS," brought to his fat ass (others only allowed one scoop.)
@mindakahn9964
@mindakahn9964 4 жыл бұрын
Nice burn.
@tonyanthony5105
@tonyanthony5105 4 жыл бұрын
@william perkins XDXD. 👏👏
@catmom1322
@catmom1322 4 жыл бұрын
"Morbidly obese" is a neutral phrase; it is not an insult. It's a clinical term.
@juliafranco6057
@juliafranco6057 4 жыл бұрын
True
@marrus1372
@marrus1372 4 жыл бұрын
As a morbidly obese person I agree. It is the correct medical term. Though anything can be an insult if you mean it insultingly.
@wheeet22
@wheeet22 4 жыл бұрын
Word up, I hate these "plus sized" girls. They just be morbidly obese.
@brianshickey
@brianshickey 4 жыл бұрын
Like me saying you are developmentally disabled? I suppose it all depends on the context, eh?
@bigwitt187
@bigwitt187 4 жыл бұрын
Being politically correct is bad until a republican gets insulted.
@pica8039
@pica8039 4 жыл бұрын
Damn!!!! I bet conway or the press secretary write that GARBAGE for him. You can tell he's trying to make out all the words and doesn't even look up for fear of missing one. You know that's the first time that he's looked at the script. DAMN!!!! Thanks, Colbert, for your GREAT show!!!!
@jamesobrien3021
@jamesobrien3021 4 жыл бұрын
GONE !!
@T-Slider
@T-Slider 4 жыл бұрын
I disagree; he should double his dose until he gets an effect!
@alexl1289
@alexl1289 4 жыл бұрын
He should take a whole bottle just to test it out
@misspriss7786
@misspriss7786 4 жыл бұрын
He has nothing to lose!
@jakefink680
@jakefink680 4 жыл бұрын
Right? I said in another comment that he should keep taking it so then maybe instead of a 🍆running the country we can then have a 🐩 such as Colbert always says.
@alexandermarvin9536
@alexandermarvin9536 4 жыл бұрын
It will cure us of one thing, if he takes a high enough dose...
@T-Slider
@T-Slider 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Marvin Hey, one is enough for me!
@stevewhite9556
@stevewhite9556 4 жыл бұрын
I discovered Stephen Colbert last night and what a great show! Unfortunately, we don't have anything like it in the UK. Wonderful satirical work. I hope this keeps up after the pandemic ends (if it does)! Stephen you rock!
@markhooker8520
@markhooker8520 4 жыл бұрын
Watch Colbert’s set at the Washington Correspondent’s Dinner.
@davefancella
@davefancella 4 жыл бұрын
@@markhooker8520 I've been a fan ever since that dinner. :)
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 4 жыл бұрын
Have you watched his earlier show, The Colbert Report? In it Stephen does a straight-faced parody of hard-line conservativism (think John Cleese in his news reader roles). That was the show that coined the term "truthiness," which means truth that you feel, not the fact-based kind. Cheers from the COVID-embattled USA...we're muddling through.
@wordswordswords.5422
@wordswordswords.5422 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, check out Jimmy Kimmel too. He's also amazing.
@Hrdvsion
@Hrdvsion 4 жыл бұрын
What about mock the week, or the last leg?
@lilxsweet
@lilxsweet 4 жыл бұрын
The title is such a click bait it got me 😂😂
@chillstewart4700
@chillstewart4700 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy... the breaks are brilliant, timely and true!!! #G.O.A.T.
@hitlawhaarona1969
@hitlawhaarona1969 4 жыл бұрын
Death is death. “I stand corrected” 😂😂😂😂😂
@petepistachio8229
@petepistachio8229 4 жыл бұрын
And black is black.
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 4 жыл бұрын
@@petepistachio8229 -- I want my baby back.
@elbarjones4812
@elbarjones4812 4 жыл бұрын
@@ValerieJNorse And Gray is Gray -Wish he's go away.
@marymccabe2728
@marymccabe2728 4 жыл бұрын
As I was going up the stairs I met a man who wasn’t there, he wasn’t there again today, I wish I wish he’d go away
@spartanMN300
@spartanMN300 4 жыл бұрын
Math is Math!
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