Trump Denies Climate Science In Fire-Scarred California, Echoing His Downplaying Of The Coronavir…

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Stephen Colbert addresses the issue on everyone's mind (that photo of Chris Evans' penis) before turning to the day's other pressing stories including the California wildfires and new revelations from Bob Woodward about President Trump's handling of the pandemic. #Colbert #Election2020 #Monologue
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@NorthMountainFairy 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been hiking the woods for years and exploding trees have always been a bigger threat than bear encounters. That’s why I tell everyone anytime they brave the woods for a hike or for a little camping, you MUST always wear a head to toe flameproof suit the entire time you’re in the ancient explosive landscape of the forest. The more you know 🌈⭐️

@telectronix1368 3 жыл бұрын

You mean you didn't learn the forest lore that to get away from a bear you just run uphill, kicking a dry tree downwards behind you? How do folk survive today without knowing basics of exploding tree usage?

@ixchelssong 3 жыл бұрын

I used to work for the Forest Service. And now I know we have to expand the definition of "widow maker."

@VP_A-Team 3 жыл бұрын

@@ixchelssong I used to work for he forest service as well. We learned early that you don't always look up for widow makers. The ones on the ground are the sneaky ones. That's why I always wore the full bomb disposal gear in the bush. It made work a lot harder and slower (and it was f$%^& hot!!!) but better safe than sorry. I lost two of my technicians once when they thought I was joking and they left their gear in the truck. It was a difficult day explaining their deaths to their families...

@yoyobrando9243 3 жыл бұрын

I also have been hiking the woods for years, and I agree with your assessment. But I would also add a bit of knowledge that a ranger taught me. Contrary to popular practice you should always keep your food in your tent. That way when a tree explodes in the night you can smear the inside tent fabric with mayonnaise, or some other non-combustable food stuff to keep yourself safe from burning up. Like you said, the more you know.

@terryfuldsgaming7995 3 жыл бұрын

I bet you didnt know that bear mace is actually just a small fire extinguisher for exploding trees. they just dont tell you that because they want to downplay the danger. Dont want to start a panic you know?

@justinlibby-perry1601 3 жыл бұрын

"We now know the president lied..." Shut. The. Front. Door. 😱

@alexv3357 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen's wife laughing in the background of the show is one of the best parts of the COVID era

@bicanoo_magic3452 3 жыл бұрын

The southern hemisphere has just hit spring. COVID was already dead during winter. We are almost totally opened up and you won't find a mask that much anymore. Sweden didn't even do a lock down and they have exactly the same stats per head of population as the rest of the world. Yet their economy hasn't suffered one iota. Explain that away with your paranoia. And before you start quoting stupid places like the CDC and the WHO. CDC is owned by Gates and Fauci. WHO is owned by the CCP.

@alexv3357 3 жыл бұрын

@@bicanoo_magic3452 Please take your bullshit propaganda elsewhere. Europe and the southern hemisphere are doing well because they had effective nation-wide outbreak responses, whereas the US's plan to combat COVID is still "let the states deal with it." Trump and his cronies have been preventing the CDC's professionals from actually tackling the problem, thus making the pandemic worse than it should have been for everyone. Hell even _China_ managed this disease better than we have, and they managed it abysmally, especially early on, and it is entirely Trump's fault that over 200,000 people have died as a result. The CDC in the span of one disaster has gone from the world's most respected medical institution to a muzzled irrelevancy for no good reason. Trump has squandered all of its 74 years of good work for nothing.

@annwilliams6438 3 жыл бұрын

bicanoo_magic Yup, because your country just didn’t give your pensioners CoVid treatment, just let them die and then didn’t report them as CoVid statistics!

@bicanoo_magic3452 3 жыл бұрын

@@annwilliams6438 Our country was JUST as guilty as the rest.The CDC revised their figures downwards again today. Lieing sneaky bastards. No media announcement or apology, just a quite post on Fauci and Bill's website. These people should be hung for crimes against humanity.Bill will for sure. Fauci patented COVID-19 before the outbreak. How can you patent something that is apparently naturally occurring? You can't patent nature. You can ONLY patent man made 'inventions".

@abrianaholliday5042 3 жыл бұрын

yes omg it really brings me joy. and Stephen seems like such an amazing and heartwarming presence in her life. i love that he makes her laugh

@jacquelinefaye9669 3 жыл бұрын

My beautiful Husband died in May. This is the first time I’ve belly laughed since then. Thank you, Steven. ❤️

@CapricornGirl9 3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss.

@jacquelinefaye9669 3 жыл бұрын

Margie Mackrell Thank you. ❤️

@suwahwaitieh-kabehl2396 3 жыл бұрын

So sorry for your loss.

@jacquelinefaye9669 3 жыл бұрын

Suwah Waitieh-Kabehl Thank you. X

@deprofundis3293 3 жыл бұрын

My condolences... 😢

@maximilianb7722 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't think science knows" Honestly I'm just at a loss of words at this point.

@telectronix1368 3 жыл бұрын

I mean he probably doesn't think this. Because he doesn't understand what science is.

@CloudsGirl7 3 жыл бұрын

The buffoon doesn't understand the difference between seasons and climate, just like how he doesn't understand the difference between science and religion. I mean, he could have stopped at "think", and for once he would have told the truth.

@PeopleHealthTru 3 жыл бұрын

@@telectronix1368 The only way to stop the forest and building fires is to send all Demonrats antifa and lawyers to the FEMA concentration camps until the arsons stop occurring.

@telectronix1368 3 жыл бұрын

@@PeopleHealthTru Proving that the 'magafan' stereotype is indeed based in truth. Good job! 👍🏼

@lisajenkins4416 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think, science knows

@spacemanspiff2137 3 жыл бұрын

This next hurricane season is just a result of ocean mismanagement

@lilsammich8252 3 жыл бұрын

If we just vacuumed the ocean we wouldnt even have hurricanes.

@annamara5252 3 жыл бұрын

@@lilsammich8252vacuum the sand you say? man I just can't anymore 😪 😕 😩,

@aeolussvichi7680 3 жыл бұрын

Yea, Poseidon is really slacking on his duties. But trump better be careful, next time he goes on his yacht Poseidon might send him his very own little Odyssey like he did back in the day with the last guy who disrespected him lol.

@marcorubio4628 3 жыл бұрын

Why can’t I decipher funny and serious dogma anymore no 🧢

@joeowle9494 3 жыл бұрын

Spaceman Spiff It’s Obama‘s fault.

@superfuzz81 3 жыл бұрын

I moved from Germany to the USA as a young adult in 2004 and I still remember the first two culture shocks I experienced. First one was when a store clerk at the local shopping mall greeted me with "How are you doing?". The second one was when I learned that in the USA the existence of climate change was the subject of political debate.

@illseed7 3 жыл бұрын

I swear Stephen’s sense of humor warms my heart and brightens my day.

@tfox285 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t wait until you interview Chris Evans next.

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Жыл бұрын

I don't think Stephen has ever interviewed Chris Evans.

@rrrjjj5572 3 жыл бұрын

I live in the forest in Washington. Trees, after 18 months are not "dry as matchsticks." And they do not explode. Ever. What a nutjob.

@lilaclizard4504 3 жыл бұрын

You're lucky! Try living in Australia where they literally do! Eucalyptus oil vapour is highly flamable & the trees like fires & so deliberately try to create & intensify them by waiting until the weather reaches peak dryness, then dropping literally half their leaves & large numbers of branches over a period of just 1-2 weeks, leaving the ground 2 foot deep in fresh leaf litter, even if it was completely clear before, all in an attempt to give the fire more fuel. They also half shed their bark & leave it hanging off the trunk so as to act like tinder & grab any ground fire & raise it into those flamable leaves & then the bark flies off & starts dozens of new fires 20kms away & repeats & once the fire is going, then trees literally explode/shatter & send burning wood in all directions as the fire approaches

@zacklance7798 3 жыл бұрын

Some kinds of aspens found across the US can do the same thing and reignite behind fire lines trapping crews and equipment

@ecchidragon8038 3 жыл бұрын

@@lilaclizard4504 So even your _trees_ try to kill you? It's official - Australia is a Death World.

@lilaclizard4504 3 жыл бұрын

@@zacklance7798 Yup. Pine trees too. Imported Eucalyptus trees in Cali in addition to that too. Any trees with volatile oils in their leaves/needles are a problem

@lilaclizard4504 3 жыл бұрын

@@ecchidragon8038 lol :) Well they're not really trying to kill us though, it's just their way of making babies :) They send out billions of seeds on the wind, in protected coatings that only break with temperatures over about 1000 degrees, so then they need to get the fire that hot, & then to their babies to help them germinate :) Those super hot fires also clear out everything else, so that their babies get full sunlight & no competition (except that lots of species do the same thing lol, a few months after fires here the bush is teaming with life!)

@Seantendo 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen missed an obvious Smash Mouth reference: "My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?"

@nurlindafsihotang49 3 жыл бұрын

Ah! I tought i was the only one!😂😂

@sapphireriddles6692 3 жыл бұрын

That's cause the next line is "that's the way i like it"

@nnooooooooooooo 3 жыл бұрын

@@sapphireriddles6692 Can't really say we're getting bored, though.

@lisafuller624 3 жыл бұрын

Okay, so the whole Chris Evans set made me giggle more than I have in a LONG time. Thank you!!

@bosvigos9165 3 жыл бұрын

So happy you are back! Oh, I have missed you. Your glorious sense humour in such dreadful times is much appreciated. 💚 from Ireland 🍀☔️🥃

@Squishylemoncat 3 жыл бұрын

I can't tell you how many times an exploding tree has really messed up my day.

@terrierqueen4091 3 жыл бұрын

If we were in a Monty Python skit...

@NovemberThreeThree 3 жыл бұрын

I swear by the time we got to "chris evans sack" i couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard!

@kevingconroy1443 3 жыл бұрын

Science doesn’t know oh ffs someone shut him up.

@JellyFinch 3 жыл бұрын

Science certainly knew enough to give him that microphone, his cars' GPS nav, his plane, his food, his shitty tan, and that pocket sized super computer he word-vomits from 24/7, but hey, I'm sure a reality TV star can take the scientific community to school on climate.

@ellynmacgregor8210 3 жыл бұрын

@An Deo "Fix Mother Nature is easy"? Then you agree with tRump, for example, that the best way to "fix" a hurricane is to hit it with a nuclear device?

@aponiaa 3 жыл бұрын

a Trump supporter: tHaT's NoT wHaT hE sAiD

@alainarchambault2331 3 жыл бұрын

50% of forest land is federal. Perhaps he should take his own advice and help out.

@Petalumination 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t go muddying the water with facts. Trump will call you boring and rapidly fading.

@zesty9815 3 жыл бұрын

Coronavirus? ♦ “It'll get warmer” Forest fires? ♦ “It'll get cooler”

@ampleoloruntogbe1434 3 жыл бұрын

Shhh! Trump is allergic to logic and common sense

@henrytai6227 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like make up your mind, man🤷‍♂️

@Arltratlo 3 жыл бұрын

@@ampleoloruntogbe1434 you mean his voters...!

@gggnumber1 3 жыл бұрын

Zesty- No problem. It'll do both at the same time.

@lorilazise1521 3 жыл бұрын

Zesty lol

@charlesroberts3650 3 жыл бұрын

That's it, I loathe trump 110%- he MISPRONOUNCED Oregon, (Oregan) he's OVER THE TOP.

@i2pjd6hRw5P 3 жыл бұрын

@Erik R nah, we don't like Biden either. We just realize that he's far better than drumpf

@empressvintage7760 3 жыл бұрын

Of course he did. Thighland and Yo-semite were just the tip of the iceberg.

@ellinmara5997 3 жыл бұрын

@Erik R because disliking one person automatically makes you like the other one? If that were true, Hillary would be president now...

@cyny6305 3 жыл бұрын

@@empressvintage7760 I had not heard the "Thighland" one. Just watched it on youtube. Trump is an absolute Bewb. If I ever travel I will say I'm Canadian.

@lazyperfectionist1 3 жыл бұрын

"If you go to _your_ polling place, I _promise_ you, we will go to _his."_ 😆🤣 The puns! Oh, god! The puns! 🤣

@icetrae8417 3 жыл бұрын

I love the person in the background trying to supress their laughter. And you could see Colbert trying too. It's the funniest thing and we need funny right now.

@stevenclevenger9032 3 жыл бұрын

I believe it's his wife

@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын

That’s his wife Evie!

@TheClairemyst 3 жыл бұрын

I will miss her when he goes back. They r cute together

@lorenrenee1 3 жыл бұрын

Oh and Trump cut the forestry service funding when he first took control.

@JamesUmbrello 3 жыл бұрын

That’s not good but t he y were not using the money properly so it’s not a big loss.

@mori1bund 3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesUmbrello that's a lie and you know that, troll!

@Shin_Lona 3 жыл бұрын

@@mori1bund What about the state budgets? They are the ones making cuts.

@mori1bund 3 жыл бұрын

@@Shin_Lona 1.) "what about..." -> yeah, that's why this kind of deflection is called a "Whataboutism" 🙄🙄😏 2.) Have you even watched the clip? Obviously not! 😏😏🙄

@DaveCM 3 жыл бұрын

@@Shin_Lona The state doesn't maintain and regulate federal forests which have been the majority of what is burning.

@FairuzaMNasir 3 жыл бұрын

20 years ago, I was hopeful of what Internet could bring to the general public. Finally everybody can get access to variety of encyclopedias and we can all be smarter and more knowledgeable together... I was a fool. I was a daym fool. How did we become more dumb? 🤦‍♂️

@amandachallis5649 3 жыл бұрын

“I don’t think science knows.” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@Dean0017 3 жыл бұрын

Bill Murray quote. "It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person."

@parsnipmcgee329 3 жыл бұрын

I just googled that quote because I'd have bet my shoes that it was from Mark Twain. Bill Murray.

@calpurniabruchi5742 3 жыл бұрын

@@parsnipmcgee329 no Mark Twain did NOT say this, do some more googling.

@parsnipmcgee329 3 жыл бұрын

@@calpurniabruchi5742 Uncle! I googled and learned. Yeesh. Give a girl a break.

@NBGTFO 3 жыл бұрын

And the idiots like to get their news from stupid, washed-up, lying comedians rather than actual news sources... although most of those aren't much better.

@Dean0017 3 жыл бұрын

@@NBGTFO News? No man... I'm just another Canadian that likes to laugh at the Trumptards of America... Why are you watching this video?

@Akathuty 3 жыл бұрын

😂 Tree explode! Then why spend so much on military budgets, just spend money on wood cutters and salvage the trees and throw it on the enemy.

@emerje0 3 жыл бұрын

He probably thinks that's what IEDs are. "They bury logs under the road and wait for them to explode when American trucks drive over them."

@kravlonarussia990 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😋🤣🤣🤣

@Peter-dy3tf 3 жыл бұрын

Bark go boom boom!

@Larka661 3 жыл бұрын

True, if trees explode why cant we just use Trees as bombs?🤣

@DJ118USMC 3 жыл бұрын

Cause we obviously can not contain the inevitable flames all those "Exploding trees" will create. :P

@donaldb1 3 жыл бұрын

Jean-Luc Gothard! Okay, that's a classy joke.

@kaymarpee 3 жыл бұрын

"It'll get cooler" "It'll go away with the warm weather"

@Ximisimi 3 жыл бұрын

“Ignoring my problems until it goes away” mentality 😤

@sq1734 3 жыл бұрын

Because change is coming. Watch this space. Come Nov 5th Covid will be old news too

@cloud__99 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen is getting SO good at these no audience shows

@DOLfirst 3 жыл бұрын

I prefer these

@sq1734 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@stelladonaconfredobutler9459 3 жыл бұрын

i think he sucks at no audience

@romuuuamir8746 3 жыл бұрын

Hvbv. Kbbhfzggv

@dvvinever 3 жыл бұрын

"You know in April when the weather gets warmer it'll just go away" "You know in December when the weather gets cooler it'll just go away" You know in November when the people wise up you will just be going away.

@batintheattic7293 3 жыл бұрын

Tee hee! But, seriously, what Trump is talking about there is a perpetual cycle of fire and virus and he has pictured himself idiotically skipping along in front of it. Perhaps he's merrily calling out stock market tips to his cronies. "Buy Hydroxy now!" ... "Buy fireproofing now!" I want him to fumble a skip and for it to catch up with him. All four seasons, burning while drowning in sputum. I'd like to see that.

@hummelchen6773 3 жыл бұрын

You know on November 3rd whether it's warmer or cooler the Orange Being will just go away.

@19lhernandez 3 жыл бұрын

D WINEVER I am praying for that Everyday!!!

@Kaleidoscopics 3 жыл бұрын

Okay. I NEEDED this laughter. I am crying from laughing and I think it's 60% funny laughing/crying and 40% trying to keep it together but this was NEEDED. Missed this show the past 2 weeks, please never leave me again lol.

@bigchunk1 3 жыл бұрын

"If you go to your polling place, we will go to his." I lost it.

@enricoferri4916 3 жыл бұрын

I hope we never have any of those exploding logs here in Australia.

@spencerphilippinedream3706 3 жыл бұрын

he said exploding tree. an exploding log is WAY different.

@vadimuzdensky2384 3 жыл бұрын

I believe you had exploding bushes, if I remember correctly.

@spencerphilippinedream3706 3 жыл бұрын

@@vadimuzdensky2384 again, totally different. actually, that one will leave you burnin for a while.

@TheJeweledBird 3 жыл бұрын

Australia has those pesky drop bears though.

@enricoferri4916 3 жыл бұрын

@@spencerphilippinedream3706 Ah, that makes sense then!!

@nyamaruruduke4752 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think science knows actually..... Ladies and gentlemen. The president of the United States of America

@emerje0 3 жыл бұрын

Trump thinks "science" is people in lab coats thinking hard about stuff and nobody thinks harder than he does. Science also doesn't know about exploding trees and that COVID-19 will just go away.

@NeoMorphUK 3 жыл бұрын

This from the President of “Lets get people to sweep up the leaves” and “It’ll get cooler” like “one day it will just go away” in reference to the Coronavirus. President Dumber Trump.

@aweescotsdog8358 3 жыл бұрын

Good point. Reminds me of the time when Sarah Huckabee Sander’s claimed that a climate change report by multiple government agencies was “not based on facts or data”. A Climate of Denial (aka Donald Trump's Gas Tricks) Don Trump trusts his gut more than his brain For it covers, by far, more terrain With a massive expanse Even bigger than France It requires gastric bands to restrain And though his choice might seem quite quaint His gut is one thing his brain ain't It is always quite full As a general rule Though what's in it is not for the faint The inner workings of Donald Trump His intestinal greenhouse gas pump That in just a short while Can produce quite a pile Sarah Huckabee's huge data dump! And now that she has what she needs To fertilise all of her seeds Of doubt that she sows The debt that she owes Is to Trump for his excessive greed Yet if only they thought with their heads Things might be a bit better it's said But that might not be true There is shlt in there too All over, and it's evenly spread

@nyamaruruduke4752 3 жыл бұрын

@Kent Horvath this is an irresponsible comment.

@nyamaruruduke4752 3 жыл бұрын

@Kent Horvath That's why people do research. To find solutions to all these problems. In terms of forest fires. We do actually know what causes them and how they can be prevented. It's just that this administration is too dumb to act on it. They'd rather stick their heads in the sand and ignore scientific advice. And before you say that its the work of the states. Be reminded that majority of forest land is owned by the federal government

@JedMontesTheDarkXXXHunter 3 жыл бұрын

"For some reason Trump and evil people just click" LOL

@negascoot23 3 жыл бұрын

_I was meeting with Emperor Palpatine last night...I like him. I think he really wants to do good for the Galaxy. People tell him me not to like him I say "why shouldn't I like him?" So he's destroyed some planets. Lots of people destroy planets, you think the Republic was so innocent?"_

@JedMontesTheDarkXXXHunter 3 жыл бұрын

@@negascoot23 Lol haha "I mean look at Frieza, destroyed a couple of planets, but has a great sense of humour, great guy"

@negascoot23 3 жыл бұрын

And don't forget the time he was invited to a state dinner in Latveria by Victor Von Doom--I hear they still exchange letters. While he publicly condemns HYDRA and supports SHIELD, he's stated on multiple occasions that there are good people on *both* sides of that conflict. But not every villain has turned Donald's head: He's been known to call Erik Lenscherr and the Brotherhood "freaks" and "weirdos"--he's even been seen on camera physically mocking them... ...but then, he says exactly the same thing about Charles Xavier and his X-Men.

@miskatonicalumni5612 3 жыл бұрын

First they came for the Immigrants- I did not speak out because I was not a Immigrant. Then they came for the BLM- I did not speak out because I was not a BLM. Then they came for the Democrats- and I did not speak out because I was not a Democrat. Then they came for me- and there was no one left to speak for me.... VOTE! Because your life may depend on it.

@elttygomez3980 3 жыл бұрын

Oh I will vote this time around -Biden/ Harris-

@thorman1742 3 жыл бұрын

The democrats told me about "light at the end of the tunnel" all my life. You will never reach the light and always stay in the tunnel with them. Glad I left them. They chased me away with their unfounded anti-hydroxychloroquine hysteria, after trump mentioned it. He gives helpful information, and they don't even want to listen...

@Herschel1738 3 жыл бұрын

@@thorman1742 So, have you taken his helpful advice to drink bleach , yet? In actual tests on real patients, hydroxychloroquine not only DIDN'T work, it had serious side effects. But, hey, if you like Trump shining a flashlight in your face and telling you that your are at the end of the tunnel, delude yourself. It's literally your funeral.

@thorman1742 3 жыл бұрын

@@Herschel1738 You only need 3 or so pills to get better, one each day, ask your doctor. At those "actual tests" they apparently gave them 10 pills first day, then 4 pills each day after. In excess of guidelines, max. 2/day. They stopped after excess death occurred - so, rather a simple matter of overdose. I'm not even suspecting malicious intent, those researchers had the best intentions, unfortunately these are scientists, professors and the like, they shouldn't do a doctor's job. They may have taken the wrong studies to determine their "actual test" dosage. My 2 cents. PS Instead of hydroxychloroquine, I'd rather go natural and keep up the quercetin intake.

@thorman1742 3 жыл бұрын

@@Herschel1738 And if you can spare a couple minutes, you can look it all up yourself, for instance look for recommended dosage, toxic dosage and lethal dosage; and "actual test" dosage. Those actual tests were conducted at Oxford University and are called Oxford RECOVERY tests; and at the WHO.

@stonedhomer621 3 жыл бұрын

This year because of all the forrest loss we should forgo cutting down trees for Christmas and instead plant them. #notawaronxmas

@spooks196 3 жыл бұрын

@Gunsandrosalina Padtwo yeah it’s pretty dumb

@QueekHeadtaker 3 жыл бұрын

@Gunsandrosalina Padtwo that will kill Santa Claus, and he is more important than Jesus to this society, #SaveSantaClaus

@firefly620 3 жыл бұрын

Noo you can't plant new trees! What if they fall down and explode?!

@spooks196 3 жыл бұрын

@@firefly620 oh yes I forgot, the commander in queef said so.

@BartvG88 3 жыл бұрын

Actually if you cut down trees, you make more room to plant trees!

@KarisMajik 3 жыл бұрын

Trump now: "I've been talking to them for three years..." Trump three years ago: "California should rake leaves like they do in Finland"

@deadfreightwest5956 3 жыл бұрын

The Finns displayed a splendid sense of humor about that. So many videos of them industriously raking.

@victoriabaker4400 3 жыл бұрын

He's been trying to mow down our National Forests and is actively trying to put oil leases in Yosemite and Yellowstone, ever since he got in office.

@tsisqua 3 жыл бұрын

There may be enough forest in this nation to hold all of Finland, plus. Some large National forests have land no White people have ever seen, even 500 years after getting here. I think we should take the president there. Give him a rake, some paper towels, and leave him there till he's finished raking.

@deadfreightwest5956 3 жыл бұрын

@@tsisqua - We could tell him each cone he finds is an electoral vote.

@mcnitt 3 жыл бұрын

The Aspen Ski Resort has some very smart people. They can show Santa at the North Pole how to make snow ❄️ 🎅🏿

@incognitro7634 3 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump - "I didn't want people to panic"......and that's why I'm using Panic as my electoral platform.

@ellynmacgregor8210 3 жыл бұрын

He didn't want to use up all of his panic points at once!

@sq1734 3 жыл бұрын

PANIC is an acronym

@richardbuckley1232 3 жыл бұрын

It’s almost like the “forest management” issue isn’t the issue at all?

@ellynmacgregor8210 3 жыл бұрын

@Nuff916Said The biggest problem is...TRUMP!

@MsAuntie-Hero 3 жыл бұрын

As a Latino in Nevada I can honestly say: trump 2020 for prison!

@rudyjimenez1689 3 жыл бұрын

As another Nevaden Latino you are full of CaCa.

@misskitty6586 3 жыл бұрын

Trump doesn't care about you. You'll realize that eventually.

@groot-yq7yq 3 жыл бұрын

Just because you've been in prison, doesn't mean anything

@19lhernandez 3 жыл бұрын

M A As a Latina from Texas, I say the same thing!!! Can’t wait to see them dragging that orange buffoon trump from the White House!!

@KesselRunner606 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't think the science knows, actually." Let me guess. You know more about the climate than anyone.

@travissiegwart8276 3 жыл бұрын

More than anyone, believe me. I have, the doctors say that I have a great brain. A beautiful brain. They look at the pictures of my brain and say "isn't that something, this is a perfect beautiful brain". Do you believe that? I get told all the time. I was talking to this big strong man. Big tough guy. He said "you are so smart, truly the smartest" and he was said it too. Tough guy, crying and saying "I don't even understand how you can be this smart" and he didn't even cry when he was a baby. Believe me. He told me. Anyways, many people are saying I'm the smartest person to ever live. I don't know about that but they are saying it. Just listen.

@parslowpongbert1566 3 жыл бұрын

He does because scientists only go by evidence and reality whereas trump goes by what Putin and McConnell tell him will best destroy America.

@zesty9815 3 жыл бұрын

But of course! His uncle was a professor at MIT, you see. So he has a "natural ability".

@CloudsGirl7 3 жыл бұрын

Spoiler: He doesn't. ...Guess it's not a spoiler, though, if it's common knowledge, huh?

@michaeldwalker8055 3 жыл бұрын

Literally,.. my neighbor does mow my lawn,... he has a tiny patch of grass, and mows mine with his,... says "It gives him something to do"... my neighbors are pretty dope.

@nunya___ 3 жыл бұрын

*wife quietly giggles in the background* Sack jokes hard at work tonight. 🙄

@BrianHolmes 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen, I hope to see you retire Trump's voice from your catalog this year, would like to never hear his voice again. Glad to see you back.

@everwhat013 3 жыл бұрын

same. sometimes lately, i don't even watch because i know it's trump jokes and i just don't find him [trump] funny anymore.

@BubblewrapHighway 3 жыл бұрын

@@everwhat013 I find trump offensive to my intelligence.

@mainheim2061 3 жыл бұрын

When most of the media only roasts trump it shows they have a bias and an agenda so why should I trust anything they say, the news should be neutral and just present information and let you decide what to believe. when they spin everything, bring experts that bash trump and show clips out of context to make him look bad. When I research many of the things that they say he said they are out of context or he didn't even say them at all so I can't trust the msm wben they lie as they have an obvious political agenda

@michellefu4002 3 жыл бұрын

And after two weeks off, Stephen's T-dump voice is a little rusty.

@WakeUpAmerican000s 3 жыл бұрын

@@mainheim2061 - the media (except the alt-right propaganda networks) mostly just play clips of the impeached president saying something incredibly stupid, or lying about something, or calling somebody names. Colbert does the satire, along with other late night hosts. We have a turd in the White House punch bowl who has committed treason, has been stealing from taxpayers to line his own pockets, has abdicated his oath of office, and is only skilled at running organizations into bankruptcy. He is propped up by the right-wing-nuts because he still has one remaining asset: he's easily manipulated by more powerful men who make up the donor class that funds the corrupt republican party.

@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't think science knows, actually.." -The president of the United States

@bumgarner4987 3 жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Why is our leader so dumb ?!!! Ugh 🤦🏼‍♀️

@PeopleHealthTru 3 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Taylor Truth is that CO2 is the lowest in thousands of years of history, the earth is greening more than drying, and the sun affects climate a thousand times more than humans.

@PeopleHealthTru 3 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Taylor History guarantees that a cooling age will follow a warming age, until God burns up the Demonrats and the earth.

@Silvervein55 3 жыл бұрын

@@PeopleHealthTru Truth is, you are a troll. Science knows, friend.

@LDiamondz 3 жыл бұрын

@@PeopleHealthTru you are an idiot, we all know, friend.

@ryanwilson5936 3 жыл бұрын

Seems like Californians will be singing “Oh, Tannen-bombs” this Christmas season...

@ofiver 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan Wilson the fires are nothing new. Have em every year. You can count on em. Just a distraction.

@Pincer88 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@williamcondon7815 3 жыл бұрын

Anybody else think another chris Evans joke was coming when Colbert said, “trimming the hedges”?

@leannhocuspocus4810 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert please, please do a section called, "Meanwhile in other countries" so we can see what is going on in other countries while we are dealing with the pandemic here...

@batintheattic7293 3 жыл бұрын

We're not good in the UK. Schools have gone back, after the summer holidays, and now our Covid cases are rising dramatically. Some towns are going into strict lockdown, again.

@Textile_Courtesan 3 жыл бұрын

@@batintheattic7293 I'm so sorry to hear that. I wish we had your numbers here, it's been rough because I know people who won't wear masks and buy into the idea it's a hoax.

@JMBBrasil 3 жыл бұрын

That’s the best idea!! I wish you all knew about what’s been going on in Brasil for example. We are the at the verge of dictatorship...another one. Probably financed by the USA, again.

@deetw6470 3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in New Zealand the closest thing to Trump is a thing called Brian Tamaki.....self proclaimed "bishop" & cult leader of Destiny's Church, he's also a staunch believer in the idea that the gays cause earthquakes 🤦‍♀️. This year his wife is trying her hand at politics, but with Aunty Jacinda & Crusher Collins leading the 2 major parties here she doesn't stand a chance thank goodness

@Fritzolennon 3 жыл бұрын

@@deetw6470 Wow. Sorry for your loss

@marthabixler1606 3 жыл бұрын

Trumps knowledge of absolutely anything wouldn't even fill a thimble.

@megabyte01 3 жыл бұрын

No, I suspect the problem is worse than arrogance. I know people like Trump. When you get into a conversation like that with them, they are playing word games with you. When Trump says it's going to get colder, he means that it's going to be winter soon. Yes, I agree that it's the opposite of cleverness to be deliberately vague and then insult when you're misunderstood

@AverageEldritchEntity 3 жыл бұрын

You could fit his capacity for empathy into a matchbox without removing the matches.

@trnharris 3 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't fill the tip of a match.

@trnharris 3 жыл бұрын

@@megabyte01 I'm really glad I don't personally know people like Trump. It's enough having to deal with just the likes of him.

@davidmayo3185 3 жыл бұрын

he is smarter than you , he is president!

@garydavisjr3345 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a country boy I grew up in the woods. I'm waiting for this tree to explode. Hold on, I think I hear it ticking.

@K-Raoh 3 жыл бұрын

Trump wants forest management, but the forest would get fired regardless.

@224catlinc 3 жыл бұрын

I am really laughing out loud at the Chris Evans jokes! Thank you!

@Godric_71 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen: I got really good at not doing my job. Me: you could get a job in the White House.

@hudson5610 3 жыл бұрын

I was confused with this - was he talking about himself or another Trump tweet

@Permaclok 3 жыл бұрын

@@hudson5610 he says he got good at being off work after 2 weeks, drawing parallel to the commander in chief doing sweet F.A.

@kskess 3 жыл бұрын

I wish!

@amandachallis5649 3 жыл бұрын

This actually made me laugh A LOT! Needed that. His wife cracking up in the background is the best! Wishing everyone all the best! Stay Safe and Be Well! Thankful for the comic relief! Xoxoxo! 💙💙💙

@grose3996 3 жыл бұрын

I'm in Cali right now...gotta get back to racking' those leaves. Have only a million more acres to go!

@223Drone 3 жыл бұрын

You can't be taken out of context when you're openly denying science.

@blue-pb7mn 3 жыл бұрын

His base; HE DIDN'T SAY THAT!!! HE MEANT......!!! 😭😵😖😠😡

@fredrick443 3 жыл бұрын

Read a lot of climate science research papers, have you?

@223Drone 3 жыл бұрын

@@fredrick443 I'm pretty sure you haven't.

@fredrick443 3 жыл бұрын

@@223Drone Haha. So, no then.

@223Drone 3 жыл бұрын

@@fredrick443 I'm not the one who refuses to listen to scientific sources.

@tucci007da 3 жыл бұрын

Man, that was a LOT of Chris Evans jokes. You really went for the low-hanging fruit on that mail sack gag. Mail sack gag.

@charliem7314 3 жыл бұрын

A lot of people would like to Gag on that mail sack

@StephanieSmith-gf4vp 3 жыл бұрын

I have to ask, Who is Chris Evans???

@darthknightwingphoenix2081 3 жыл бұрын

@@StephanieSmith-gf4vp the actor who played Captain America in the MCU. Real 10/10, GORGEOUS hunk of man-meat and with a winning personality to boot, and to top it all off HE'S CURRENTLY SINGLE.

@jessicamompoint1849 3 жыл бұрын

@@darthknightwingphoenix2081 That penis pic was for some lucky lady. So I wish her the best.

@theinvisibleswordsman1196 3 жыл бұрын

We're just so desperate for some fun silly news rather than all death 20/20.

@vilstef6988 3 жыл бұрын

Isaac Asimov: . . . "Your ignorance is not as good as my knowledge."

@bbsy1 3 жыл бұрын

Did he say “our gun” instead of Oregon? Lol

@chri2453 3 жыл бұрын

Steve, please do not leave us alone again, we need you!

@AnnieRMcEwen 3 жыл бұрын

Love hearing Stephen's wife wheezing with laughter offstage. These Late Shows have kept my sanity intact for months - thank you!

@gregsmith7809 3 жыл бұрын

How easily amused

@wltuck2456 2 жыл бұрын

trump knows nothing nothing but he does know the con man the crook they call it.

@Leaveblank62 3 жыл бұрын

Wtf does “I don’t think science knows” even mean? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@terryfuldsgaming7995 3 жыл бұрын

wait... its a protest? Sooo... the president is protesting against how things are done???

@thenecrophymm6591 3 жыл бұрын

"It'll get cooler" is, perhaps, the dumbest thing he has ever said, but, I mean, come on, there are so many. Yes, yes, it still gets cold in winter. Actually, i forgot about the exploding tree part...never mind.

@theodoreroberts3407 3 жыл бұрын

Trump is brilliant! It gets cold in winter. Who knew! That explains snow! Wow, super moron.

@warrendourond7236 3 жыл бұрын

No, the dumbest thing is when he told us he would have run into a school shooting and stopped the gun man, even if he himself couldn’t access a weapon. Accusing a security guard of being a coward because he wouldn’t take on a guy in a vest holding an AR15, while the guard had a revolver.

@kingjim713 3 жыл бұрын

I would have to say the dumbest things he's ever said was when he questioned scientists about looking into "injecting disinfectant into the human body to fight coronavirus". I mean honestly we can do this ALL day.🤙

@trippykidblaze 3 жыл бұрын

I would have to say my favorite dumb moment of Trump is on the axions interview and he said “it is what it is” to over 180,000+ ppl who have lost their lives to the virus. Next person keep it going

@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын

@@warrendourond7236 like anybody believes tRump would run anywhere.

@tuckerbowen4626 3 жыл бұрын

what if, just hypothetically, the election ended up lasting through the week? would we still get the Chris Evans jokes when it was over?

@merrigalebeddoes1921 3 жыл бұрын

"Jetway Jibber Jabber" -- I'm glad I wasn't drinking at the moment -- I love it!!

@fernandoghelfi9817 3 жыл бұрын

Thank God your back Stephen. Covid life was too boring without your jokes!

@couchpotato6270 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t recall him announcing that he was going to be off. I thought maybe he had the COVID.

@abelis644 3 жыл бұрын

"you're" Please be smarter than a trumpturd!!!

@emerje0 3 жыл бұрын

@@couchpotato6270 He announced he was taking the time off after the week of live RNC coverage. Basically this was the payoff for getting his staff to work late night for a week.

@fazergazer 3 жыл бұрын

Yer not your

@jdax21 3 жыл бұрын

In all seriousness: Chris Evans, we love you. Nothing has changed. You're amazing, we respect you and you will always be our hero.

@Pincer88 3 жыл бұрын

Trump: "It will be getting cooler." Mother Nature: "Sure, the moment you grow a brain."

@rainbd4569 3 жыл бұрын

The ignorance of Trump.....still stunning after all these years.

@lunafringe10 3 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020

@Khronogi 3 жыл бұрын

@@lunafringe10 biden 2020

@misslanapaulford 3 жыл бұрын

@@Khronogi Ohhhhh yes..

@ellynmacgregor8210 3 жыл бұрын

@@lunafringe10 I agree! 20 years for treason; 20 years for criminal negligence (leading to mass murder)

@randomplus2428 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine seeing and hearing Trump say science is wrong....when that is in FACT the opposite and still voting for him lmfao

@SUPERAFRASIABI89 3 жыл бұрын

“I don’t think science knows” -person who claimed there were airports in 1776

@amyreynolds3619 3 жыл бұрын

You win the best comment of the day award.

@sophierobinson2738 3 жыл бұрын

He said airports because he couldn't recognize the word he saw on the teleprompter and just used the first word the popped into his head.

@agf1700 3 жыл бұрын

And who also thought the Spanish Flu contributed to the ending of WWII!

@terryfuldsgaming7995 3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget he said that to scientists...

@oldineamiller9007 3 жыл бұрын

He didn't say that. Watch the video again and listen carefully.

@franciet99 3 жыл бұрын

He has NEVER, NEVER been in a forest.

@omalor 3 жыл бұрын

1:33 I actually, literally, spit out my water after that!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂

@oncoucharrest5910 3 жыл бұрын

I live in a log home...I hope it doesn’t explode!

@JackSparrow-gn9be 3 жыл бұрын

I love the laughter of Stephen's wife Evelyn at his jokes. She should be Stephen's sidekick at the show. She's awesome

@Mevenda1 3 жыл бұрын

She’s so proud of him and I love it. Adorable. 🥰

@joannbowden6220 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree! She's adorable!

@JaydonvanGent 3 жыл бұрын

I think he should just keep working from home after the lockdown is over - the giggles coming in from the side are gold.

@jermainekngdom3154 3 жыл бұрын

She is a writer. She is there all the time.

@devy1534 3 жыл бұрын

And calling the pandemic a democrat hoax was to avoid a panic of course.

@BigMikeMcBastard 3 жыл бұрын

Also the non-stop fearmongering about immigrants and leftists/anti-fascists, "rigged elections" you need to commit a felony by voting twice to counteract, centrist milquetoast loser Biden wanting to "destroy the suburbs", the infamous "caravan" poised to invade America that magically stopped existing after the midterms, etc etc etc.. Whoops, I guess what Trump meant to say was that he only wants to incite panic in ways that push his agenda.

@ampleoloruntogbe1434 3 жыл бұрын

Just like the imaginary caravans that never made it

@nora22000 3 жыл бұрын

Yves Delage He was preventing Wall Street panic, more fraud and corruption.

@johnlennon1970 3 жыл бұрын

Why are Democrat cities all ON FIRE? JUST SAYING!

@lilylily9012 3 жыл бұрын

Yet there are people who accept his "didn't want to cause panic"

@christinablackmambabroadwa3289 3 жыл бұрын

1:32....I love his crew. They just can’t help themselves. 😂

@ameliaryerse7979 3 жыл бұрын

I had to watch this twice. Thank you to the entire staff. You are apart of my mental health routine.

@ChandlerSomborac 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't think science knows" coming from this supposed "president" whose lack of knowledge could fill a warehouse.

@cathieludemann5879 3 жыл бұрын

I hope his grandkids don't ask gramps for help with their homework!

@thebarbers2273 3 жыл бұрын

@@cathieludemann5879 6x6 = give your lunch money to someone else to do your homework.....lol

@tomgraves6463 3 жыл бұрын

*SCIOLIST* sci·o·list /ˈsīələst/ noun ARCHAIC *a person who pretends to be knowledgeable and well informed.*

@thebarbers2273 3 жыл бұрын

@@cathieludemann5879 growing Down a trump

@dntodo6749 3 жыл бұрын

He relies a lot on interstellar impulses sending genius inspiration. Of course, it's a level beyond physical science. duh.

@nomvuladlamini4618 3 жыл бұрын

Welcome back SC, I missed your wife giggling in the wings ... she immediately brings a smile to my face 🌻

@sp4cek1ng6 3 жыл бұрын

exploding trees.. ok. is his dementia so bad that he thinks hes living in a videogame?

@davidlundquist1979 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, not many video games feature exploding trees. Mega Man X4 is the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

@maryanneslater9675 3 жыл бұрын

Well, we know for sure that he's never tried to light a campfire or fireplace in real life.

@mxbij3983 3 жыл бұрын

I missed you Stephen! You're one of the things getting me through this

@lillywho 3 жыл бұрын

Actually, the _river of blood_ is more metaphorical, as in all the people who died of COVID Edit: Conclusion: We're on the Highway To Hell, which isn't as metal as one would have hoped. Next Rider is probably right around the corner, already having gotten a number.

@pauloandrade925 3 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT UR RIGHT!!!

@ampleoloruntogbe1434 3 жыл бұрын

Also the protests which he could have calmed down but instead instigated more violence and people have been killed in the process

@jonathanwetherell3609 3 жыл бұрын

And are still dying.

@heavenearth282 3 жыл бұрын

A great chant would be “I LIED PEOPLE DIED” say that Trump

@brendabiffibaldovino8306 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much ♥️

@davidagray7225 3 жыл бұрын

I love hearing the whispers of his wife’s laugh 😂 It’s refreshing 💅🏾

@mclovin9578 3 жыл бұрын

He “thinks” he gets along with these dictators but in reality they’re playing him like the fool he is. 🙄

@sunshine3914 3 жыл бұрын

He’s actually scared shitless of them. Can’t really blame the coward.

@CloudsGirl7 3 жыл бұрын

Like a big, dumb cello.

@darthknightwingphoenix2081 3 жыл бұрын

@@CloudsGirl7 no, no, cellos are FAR classier than he is. He's getting played like a cheap kazoo.

@mclovin9578 3 жыл бұрын

Now that I think about it...maybe he's too stupid to be scared? Because those are some scary dudes..

@whocares2087.1 3 жыл бұрын

Colbert is back, the World is bearable again!

@DrinkinMars 3 жыл бұрын

I love that that his wife is the audience, her quiet laughs are what makes this so much better because we know for sure Colbert enjoys them as well ❤

@marcusreese2935 3 жыл бұрын

So weird without a crowd laughing

@psibug565 3 жыл бұрын

I was walking through woodland the other day past Trees that had fallen down in a storm over a decade ago. Should I be worried about them exploding? They were damp with fungi growing on them and didn’t look that explosive but they have been there a while. Maybe I have to wait another couple of decades and then they will “suddenly” explode? This is up there with the man that said there were too many trees in a forest as a reason for the fires.

@RayWint-od9uj 3 жыл бұрын

There is another idiot running Brazil. The news in England last night showed the rainforest burning, the Brazilian president who also said there is no covid said there are no fires.....there is an area the size of Scotland on fire with 5 firemen trying quite unsuccessfully to control it. Idiots running countries seems to be in fashion at the moment.

@CaptainFSU 3 жыл бұрын

To be safe you should report them to the local bomb squad, can't be too careful!

@RayWint-od9uj 3 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainFSU Don't report them to any government agency it will have been corrupted by the orangeheaded big mac muncher.

@19lhernandez 3 жыл бұрын

Psibug Thank you for the laugh, I needed it!!😂

@19lhernandez 3 жыл бұрын

Ray Wint Yes, Bolsonaro and trump should be best friends!!! Talk about MORONS!!

@laurenhague4439 3 жыл бұрын

Bless California’s secretary of natural resource’s heart, he thought being rational with tr*mp would get him somewhere. Also, I really think we need to start being more specific than just saying “it’s science.” It can be dismissed too easily, just like we saw tr*mp do right there. Explain how climate change contributes to these fires in detail and tr*mp and republicans will have a harder time discrediting it. They’ll still try but it’ll be a lot harder to dispute it.

@pakpala1 3 жыл бұрын

Rational arguments don't work when talking to irrational greedy humans...

@douglaslowe5 3 жыл бұрын

Trying to reason with someone like Dolt 45 is impossible. Akin to playing chess with a Rabid opossum.

@sunnypuri4933 3 жыл бұрын

Or we can vote this jacka$$ out and blacklist his bootlickers.

@CB-zt6qs 3 жыл бұрын

How to be more specific? The entire west coast is burning and the ashes are landing in Canada. If you want a sample of the ash, I'll go wipe some off a car and send it to you. You folks down there need to vote this guy out. Listen to him chuckle when someone says "... worst record in history..." he actually looks away like it's a proud moment. Completely F'd.

@OziJo1 3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, many people tune out after a couple of sentences on the same topic. That’s why Trump is so effective. His language is simplistic and he moves from one rambling idea to another. There’s method in his madness...

@degenerati 3 жыл бұрын

Trump “downplays” the things that are challenging, or God forbid, difficult. No one should be surprised by this.

@Sentobihh 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh the whole beginning had me DEAD AF 😂

@ericjohnson6665 3 жыл бұрын

The closest I've ever come to seeing a tree 'explode' is ones that were hit by lightening and were split in half... no, no explosion... actually, when they die, nature's cleanup crew goes to work (bugs, mold, etc.) to break the tree down into mulch.

@davidcanard9699 3 жыл бұрын

Love it when you wife giggles at your jokes!

@HardWerkVisuals 3 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Colbert laughing in the BACK IS MAKING ME CRY LAUGHING

@msjadeli 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen and Crew, THANK YOU for being there and bringing us the truth.

@mvvpro8688 3 жыл бұрын

Trump: "Someone forgot to rake the forest floor again."

@oakhauser 3 жыл бұрын

'Democrats are to blame ! they prevented the distribution of rakes ! Believe me' ^^

@LadyEmism 3 жыл бұрын

Idiot!....ugh.

@sharontaylor4148 3 жыл бұрын

I see an uptick on the new jobs market. This will take care of the unemployment numbers.

@nicholasl7836 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone who doesn't pledge absolute allegiance to President Trump should not be considered truly patriotic. President Trump for Nobel Peace Prize 2021

@Jegarsahaduta 3 жыл бұрын

@@oakhauser Ohh, nooo, it is because people don't understand how they manage forests in Finland. That is the true key. Even if we didn't know what the hell Trump was talking about.