Trump Did NOTHING WRONG, Florida’s War on Dictionaries, Goodbye Belichick & Jimmy Guesses Who’s High

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5 ай бұрын

The Escambia County Public School District in Florida is now considering a ban of the dictionary, Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley squared off in a battle to see which one of them won’t be President of the United States, Trump scheduled a Town Hall where he weighed in on Chris Christie dropping out of the race, he spent the day in a Manhattan courtroom for another episode of “Law and Personality Disorder,” the New England Patriots are in the market for a new coach after splitting with Bill Belichick, and we head out onto Hollywood Blvd for a new round of “Who’s High?”
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@ChrisM-zm4li 5 ай бұрын

It's shocking that Trump is so immature and petty, and far more shocking that 70 million adults in America think he's any sort of leader.

@annavizard970 5 ай бұрын

Florida has lost its mind and its soul.

@carolw8579 5 ай бұрын

Never had one.🙄

@nathenjacobmorales1888 5 ай бұрын

I disagree

@haymaker710 5 ай бұрын

Florida even banned Bill O'Reilly's books too.

@ninajager.-.- 5 ай бұрын

🤔 that is awkward…..Florida is one of the States with the highest population (person on squarefeet) in the US . I always thought that the sun has a good influence on the human body and soul…..but perhaps some people get too much of it….it depends it seems 🤷🏻‍♀️.

@morgantylerv9406 4 ай бұрын

I'll NEVER step one foot in Florida. What other governor does things like DeSantis??NONE. Telling corporations what they can & cannot do & taking black history out of books. He should relocate to Russia or North Korea. There's no dictators in the United States.

@PytorAlexievich 5 ай бұрын

He didn’t “fight for the kids” he fought for a world of continued ignorance.

@steelcom5976 4 ай бұрын

Precise and Concise

@DennisWhiteroad Ай бұрын

Andre rieu

@wwjj64 5 ай бұрын

It’s not just Florida. It’s a GOP thing.

@Joey-ct8bm 5 ай бұрын

I live in the Netherlands. If Trump would visit he would be the fattest person around.

@lenawagenfuehr53 5 ай бұрын

Puh lease, have you looked at your royal family?

@pynn1000 5 ай бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Netherlands Royal Family family obese like Trump? Where did you get that information?

@thomasw.5344 5 ай бұрын

There's so much wrong with him, nobody has to resort to fatshaming or America bashing

@Jack-ms3so 4 ай бұрын

I’ve been to the northlands, not true.

@charlenescott9768 Ай бұрын

potat met pinda sauce (spelling)!

@RGNSS-hn8ew 5 ай бұрын

Trump for Penitentiary 2024!! ⛓️😫⛓️

@sandraandrews9907 5 ай бұрын

❤❤ that!!

@justinhuston6855 5 ай бұрын

He's got my vote

@i216i 5 ай бұрын

Maybe he can share a cell with Hunter?

@a.larson2777 5 ай бұрын

@@i216iWhy, red hat? Because Fox Entertainment told you so.

@carolw8579 5 ай бұрын

Straight to the CLINK with the 🤡 of the century.

@Monika-mh2je 5 ай бұрын

" law and personality disorder " perfectly describes the cult leader.😂😂😂

@chenzen1578 5 ай бұрын

"Where books are burned, people are also burned in the end. " - Heinrich Heine in his tragedy "Almansor", published in 1823

@mb7503 5 ай бұрын

Stop sending federal money to Florida.

@rollinreaper 5 ай бұрын

Biden is sending it all to Ukraine to keep his special interests flowing between him, Hunter, and Zelensky and nobody on our side or theirs can account for the billions that were funneled to Ukraine. Biden is and has been a lost cause so whether you hate Trump or not, what actually has Biden done for this country besides allowing millions of undocumented illegal aliens in, destroying the economy, and blaming every single failure of his on Trump? Biden administration has poisoned this country and there's more division between people on different ends of the political spectrum then ever. He is the most divisive "president" this country has ever had in a very long time. Wake up and lay off the Kool-Aid.

@OskarasNauseda 5 ай бұрын

like they would need it just ask nasa to pay

@margiedavis1685 5 ай бұрын

Stop sending federal money to the illegal immigrants bringing in drugs & making the cartels rich. Human traffickers get $2000 per person and a phone.

@kimclarke5018 5 ай бұрын

They really are crazy in Florida

@lauraturner7048 5 ай бұрын

I’m from Orlando,Fl. I can confirm.

@user-bx7zp9sj9y 2 ай бұрын

Zero Desire to Visit Florida. Between Trump's and DeSantis they have ruined the State. Pathetic

@jamesbaker4569 29 күн бұрын

Yes we are stay away

@sandrab2884 5 ай бұрын

I freaking LOVE Jimmy Kimmel's mind! 🥰😂💚 I wish more people in the US valued logical, critical thinking skills.

@williamcalvert4106 5 ай бұрын

I thought late night television was over when David Letterman stepped down. I was a huge fan just as Jimmy Kimmel was. Jimmy Kimmel has definitely carried on the tradition with great comedy entertainment and will become a legacy just as Letterman is. Brilliant!!

@mcm3a812 5 ай бұрын

When anyone talks about Florida I always have to question “ what happened to America”?

@pro-choicemom 5 ай бұрын

Religion & idiocy.

@pemdechen6300 5 ай бұрын

Florida - It's where people go to die

@PurpleSheRa 5 ай бұрын

Ikr, I live n Fl. Trumpitis, Magamites & DeShartist is running a muck 🤦‍♀️

@larryc1616 5 ай бұрын

It gives us national headlines "A Florida man...."

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

ByeDone happened.

@robertcarrasco2504 5 ай бұрын

45 has no business talking about weight Donald Von shizenpants making speechless rants

@ernestcruz6316 5 ай бұрын

Do you mean Haystacks Buffoon?

@Mozart1220 5 ай бұрын

But...he only weighs 215 lbs!!! LOL

@ricardosanchez4112 5 ай бұрын

You mean the Lard Father. 🤔🍊🥭🤡

@maggielarocque4369 5 ай бұрын

NO ONE has any business talking about weight.

@justhearmeout3959 5 ай бұрын

I read this in Eminem

@RoeRoe123 5 ай бұрын

Banning a dictionary? 😮 Do they not have internet, cable tv or cell phones?? If yes then they're idiots.

@terryt.1643 5 ай бұрын

Nurse Janie was a crack up! Thank you for your service and laughter! 😂

@CoreyAWalton 5 ай бұрын

Vote for Biden America! Pweeeze😢💙

@101shadeira 5 ай бұрын

Even if he old as hell 😂 we need younger people

@ChazinFl1 5 ай бұрын

🤣

@Arronic 5 ай бұрын

No thx I vote for neither Both are wrong

@kenyonprunty 5 ай бұрын

He’s still on vacation 😂

@Random-sk6hm 3 ай бұрын

Please vote Biden

@TheTruthAbout-kw8vq 5 ай бұрын

Trump for Prison 2024 and MORE

@101shadeira 5 ай бұрын

I don’t get how he gets to run for president with all that’s happening with him. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤬

@i216i 5 ай бұрын

Maybe he can room with Hunter?

@DickNonya 5 ай бұрын

@@i216i Well republicans missed their chance to ask hunter any questions when he showed up to congress hehe seems they didn't actually have anything to say even though they were throwing a fit over him refusing a closed door meeting

@randy7003 5 ай бұрын

Gallows !

@i216i 5 ай бұрын

@@DickNonya - I'm not sure what rock you live under, but it's pretty illegal to refuse to respond to a Federal subpoena and then just walk out of a Federal inquiry.

@grumpycouch6403 5 ай бұрын

There's a version of the Diary of Anne Frank that is edited for younger audiences. We had it in our library in elementary school. There's really no sense in banning it at all.

@TheAluxx 5 ай бұрын

...watching from Germany on daily basis. This show just never fails...

@colmastro4373 5 ай бұрын

"Australia is very tough on drugs". While I'm smoking away on my front deck, watching this video here in hillside, Melbourne 😂😂

@Iluthra 5 ай бұрын

Pity Disney can't just pack up and leave FL.

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

They could go to the lsIand.

@mmedefarge 5 ай бұрын

"Law and personality disorder", how true, how true.

@ge2623 5 ай бұрын

Must have been tough for Florida to share the one dictionary in the state.

@wendyarnold6921 5 ай бұрын

Next Florida will ban the internet.

@RabbitsInBlack 5 ай бұрын

Did Florida also ban the bible because that book is just violent.

@markelliott8231 5 ай бұрын

Not yet…it was Utah 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@hemlockVape 5 ай бұрын

...and contains sexual and violent references

@intomnia3313 5 ай бұрын

@@hemlockVapeyeah but the “right kind”.

@or2ak 5 ай бұрын

💯

@hemlockVape 5 ай бұрын

@@intomnia3313 🤣💯

@Booyaahh5050 5 ай бұрын

This from a guy who craps his pants all day long and has a thing for his own daughter.

@mungodegrijalva822 5 ай бұрын

Can a candidate still serve if they have a diaper full of crap?

@Booyaahh5050 5 ай бұрын

@@mungodegrijalva822 who has a thing for his own daughter and young girls too? That's epsteins boy

@nathenjacobmorales1888 5 ай бұрын

Yeah Bidens not right in the head

@caronstout354 5 ай бұрын

Don't forget that he publically ogled a 10 year-old girl and boasted that he would dating her in 10 years...

@ln8116 5 ай бұрын

She loves it!!!

@AlanOtis-er7vt 5 ай бұрын

When I was a kid my parents had a library full of encyclopedias ,since we always lived rurally that was my only form of escape .

@ronkirk5099 5 ай бұрын

I only spend 3 months a year in FL and I'm embarrassed by even that little bit of contact with this dystopian koo koo land.

@oliviajones1407 5 ай бұрын

All this book banning is ludicrous! Is this the people we want to lead OUR AMERICA????

@headishome8452 5 ай бұрын

GOP wants this Country to be ignorant, pregnant, dropout students.

@peterschancel7223 5 ай бұрын

Lead people into The Handmaids Tale

@KodakYarr 5 ай бұрын

I believe you meant to say Ludacris

@patricklawrence9784 5 ай бұрын

@@KodakYarrWhat? 😂😅😂

@xRadicalLeftx 5 ай бұрын

@@KodakYarrpretty sure they are not talking about the rapper

@bert1913 5 ай бұрын

Democrats speak intelligently, Republicans speak so that their supporters can understand them 😳😳😳😳

@sandraandrews9907 5 ай бұрын

❤ that!!

@kennyroman9589 5 ай бұрын

"OH GOD?" There goes the neighborhood!! MTG to take over speaker Johnsons position? This woman who needs psychotropic medications, at the Helm? The United States will really be in big trouble! Hello?

@Lp78Ch 5 ай бұрын

That's because most Republicans are well educated and hold advanced degrees.

@doug3066 5 ай бұрын

Have you heard Biden trying to read a teleprompter.

@lenawagenfuehr53 5 ай бұрын

@@Lp78ChI was waiting for someone to point out DeSantis (whom I hate BTW) has degrees from Harvard and Yale...

@MotoMotoMwah 5 ай бұрын

I'm a public school teacher in New Mexico....a lot of transfer students come through my school (large military population). Students came from all over with varying degrees of education. Some were above grade level, some were below grade level, some spot on. As a whole, ANY student that came from Florida consistently arrived at a minimum one or two years below grade level.

@JRoChi 5 ай бұрын

I don’t know why DeSaster keeps saying he won against Disney. He didn’t. The oversight board he appointed was just disbanded

@Thehardtruth69 5 ай бұрын

Ok but what happened to the guy driving away from the cows???

@dat1573 5 ай бұрын

He's still driving backwards 😂

@DashingPartyCrasher 5 ай бұрын

He's now in the next state over...

@CaptainCologne 5 ай бұрын

Remember when being an adult meant taking responsibility?

@JoeNarbaiz 5 ай бұрын

Pepperidge Farms remembers. 😮

@iansampson2477 5 ай бұрын

Still does.

@chenzen1578 5 ай бұрын

Some folks replaced that with "fake it until you make it"

@alexacarrillo4339 5 ай бұрын

I only have experience with boomers as the people older than me and therefore the adults all my life and don’t remember any of them ever taking responsibility for anything. I am not saying all boomers or doing that generation bashing but I do wonder if the being an adult meant taking responsibility was a myth older generations pushed on younger ones.

@iansampson2477 5 ай бұрын

@@alexacarrillo4339 Short answer no.

@clairepeters6189 5 ай бұрын

Protecting kids from education 😂

@ivo4357 5 ай бұрын

"oh what a feeling, when you're transing on a ceiling" 😂😂 Shame this line was buried under applause.

@moonlightpixie9976 5 ай бұрын

OK if the book banners are going to ban the dictionary then they need to just ban learning to read and be done with it 🤦‍♀️

@lhoward9593 5 ай бұрын

Finally, a solution! 😂

@debrarekart4778 5 ай бұрын

So 1984.

@mattw7949 5 ай бұрын

They read Handmaid's Tale as a How-To story.

@michelled8408 5 ай бұрын

Schools have basically stopped teaching children anything especially in my state Nevada.

@spades1288 5 ай бұрын

That's exactly what they want to do. They want to dismantle public education.

@gijgij4541 5 ай бұрын

As a kid the first thing you do with a new dictionary is look to see which "naughty" words are in it, it is one of the joys of young life... You already know the words, you just want to see how they are defined and whether that gives any further room for amusement.

@maggielarocque4369 5 ай бұрын

Never did that in my 70 years on earth.

@friendofdorothy9376 5 ай бұрын

I did in junior high...and I’m 60. I looked up “fart” and it said “a small explosion between the legs”. Peals of laughter from that one.

@gijgij4541 5 ай бұрын

So did I here in the UK (now 62), but then I looked at the definition of explosion to find it was 'a sudden eruption of fire': it was a good few years later, after I had discovered very hot curries, before that became an actuality.@@friendofdorothy9376

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

Naughty and kids are two of jimmys favorite words.

@dennisnickoloff1723 5 ай бұрын

@@friendofdorothy9376I remember seeing that definition. It was hysterical then and it still is 😂😂😂

@dianebunce6600 5 ай бұрын

I cannot believe that any American would want Trump as a President. Just watching him, I get embarrassed.

@tryingmybest9819 5 ай бұрын

He already lost the case in September. This case is just to decide his punishment

@Betavey 5 ай бұрын

That nurse that tells high people “ya you’re probably gonna die” oh good. Had me reeling

@Vohlfied 5 ай бұрын

"That the thing, everyone thinks they're gonna die but no one ever does."

@tylerphilco 5 ай бұрын

I moved away from escambia Florida 7 years ago. Looks like I saved my kids.

@thaisstone5192 5 ай бұрын

REALLY enjoyed Mr. Kimmel; several times I laughed out loud and nearly choked on my tea!!!

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

I wonder how many Jimmy made choke.

@daniellewarren3534 5 ай бұрын

Throwback to when I was allowed to pick my own spelling words out of the dictionary at age 7. I picked bowels because I thought it sounded cool without really understanding what it meant (the definition used more medical terms than my second grade brain could handle) and nobody batted an eye. Thanks dictionary!

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

Age 7 is right up jimmy's isle, huh?

@janineclarkson3991 5 ай бұрын

@@redpillaware5101 reality does not match your assessment he has 4 kids Katherine, Kevin, from previous marriage Jane and William from current marriage this is just from Wikipedia hardly deep diving research aye? Your thoughts on the solar terrestrial relations observatory would be more interesting.

@JP-pp2tn 5 ай бұрын

those two republicans only attacked each other, didn't discuss what they were going to do for the country

@garse70 5 ай бұрын

None of the GOP talk about policy. They don’t have a plan. They are too busy trying to take rights away from the Americans.

@kellytrimble7019 5 ай бұрын

They don’t have any plans for governing! They DONT CARE ABOUT US!!!

@guerreroseventyfour1819 5 ай бұрын

Meanwhile the audience just clapped and cheered (probably, I don’t know, I didn’t watch the debate)

@MajICReiki 5 ай бұрын

There was Zero debating there was no debating at the RNC debate.

@TreasureDeal 5 ай бұрын

They have absolutely nothing to offer the people.

@michellewalters4484 5 ай бұрын

They can't be serious. Parents??? Where are the parents???

@donnarobinson205 5 ай бұрын

Desantis is terrifying please do not give him power to achieve his ridiculous agenda….

@mrjozo-pr6ih 5 ай бұрын

Fascists all over the world are on the field manual of prolly Bannons writing with the help of russian bots

@chris4973 5 ай бұрын

There is no swifter route to the corruption of thought than through the corruption of language George Orwell

@jenny-pm8tl 5 ай бұрын

Damn, Florida is hard at work dumbing down every kid, that’s going to be super helpful in the future. And, DeSantis has not even come close to taking out Disney, they are going all in on on his a$$.

@carolw8579 5 ай бұрын

Yep, pretty much.😮

@DustyJones1997BGCL 5 ай бұрын

The next governor election in Florida is in 2026 I encourage Floridian to vote for Democratic governor because honestly if you want your state to get get smarter and better vote for a Democratic governor simple 💙💙💙💙💙💙

@a7734999 5 ай бұрын

Disney should just pack up the whole theme park and move it to a different state. Not shut it down, just literally take their ball and go find a new home.

@TheresaLyonhart 5 ай бұрын

@@a7734999New York would welcome it!

@flyrobin5255 5 ай бұрын

@@a7734999 They own too much land, it would be better for them to get a good candidate and run against DeSantis. Mickey Mouse would be prefect!

@carolyntalbot947 5 ай бұрын

I loved the stoned, traveling retiree! Live your life, sis!

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

Like travelling to the lsIand?

@lyd9177 5 ай бұрын

Thought the green m & m’s shoes issue was hysterical,this book banning is right up there.Why don’t you just put the kids in sweat shops again,because they are going to be illiterate

@moonstar68jr 5 ай бұрын

I don't think doctors, parents or DISNEY are teaching kids to change their bodies. I'm pretty sure it's the kids crying out because they don't feel like their insides match their outsides!

@davewitter6565 5 ай бұрын

The judge should have said under one condition. DJT sits on the water dunk tank and if he goes off topic is gets dunked.

@slowlyrusting4044 5 ай бұрын

Maybe have him sit *underwater* for the duration of the trial.

@Hbirdo 5 ай бұрын

Monty Python witch vs duck test

@LethalSaliva 5 ай бұрын

His diaper's gonna absorb all the water😆

@steelcom5976 5 ай бұрын

At the same time that dictionaries are toxic in Florida, European children learn 2 or 3 languages by the time they're 10.

@8ofwands300 5 ай бұрын

Well if Rhode Island spoke a different language than Connecticut, we'd likely be multi- lingual too. 😉😉

@einienj3281 5 ай бұрын

Very true. I'm trying to learn my fourth. Learning languages as a kid was way easier, now, not so much. English is my 3rd.

@lenawagenfuehr53 5 ай бұрын

@@8ofwands300no, that would require the USA to take an interest in anyone other than itself 🙄

@8ofwands300 5 ай бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Huh? My point is that Europe is geographically smaller than the continental USA. Countries the size of some of our states that speak different languages are adjacent to each other. Therefore, there is more opportunity, incentive and practicality in learning multiple languages. 😐😐.

@steelcom5976 5 ай бұрын

@@8ofwands300 How would you explain England's lack of interest in other languages?

@NewMessage 5 ай бұрын

Can't have a populace that is educated enough to see what you're up to. They might not vote against their own interests!

@slowlyrusting4044 5 ай бұрын

Yup. In order to train a dog you need to know more than the dog.

@thomasbabcock5174 5 ай бұрын

If anyone can get someone to smile...its definitely Guillermo.😊❤

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

Kids make jimmy smile.

@ag4allgood 5 ай бұрын

Ban the dictionary ? Only in Florida where Desantis fights Mickey Mouse !

@roxana.e2627 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ginajones2328 5 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@AwesomeFish12 5 ай бұрын

Gotta stop Mickey from transing the kids.

@DustyJones1997BGCL 5 ай бұрын

@@AwesomeFish12In Florida there are 545,000 LGBTQ+ kids living in that state and the amount of treatment they get down there is absolutely disgusting. They deserve better. It sucks that parents who live in Florida can't help their children Because moving is expensive and it's hard. The only way for Florida to get better is they have to have a Democratic governor.

@ag4allgood 5 ай бұрын

@@DustyJones1997BGCL Or a Govenor who treats everyone with respect - as we ourselves would want to be treated !

@rosenbaum75 5 ай бұрын

We can't assume the justice system will ever hold Trump accountable. We HAVE to vote in November to ensure this unhinged sociopath never steps foot in the White House again.

@Planters-ju5mo 5 ай бұрын

Since it holds no other politician accountable I don’t imagine it will hold him accountable as well. But he’s got my vote since barely anything has stuck in the lawsuits against him! I loved my cheap groceries, gas, and housing.

@carolw8579 5 ай бұрын

EVER, EVER, AGAIN!

@andrewball1898 5 ай бұрын

Freedom isn't for free. I'll take The American Constitution over personal comfort anyway. Tr

@4yerears 5 ай бұрын

@@Planters-ju5mo"Barely anything has stuck"??Only one of his cases has been completed!!, and that was the sexual abuse case where a jury of 6men, 3 women found him liable. Youl could work for Fox

@TheRealRoronoaZoro 5 ай бұрын

@@Planters-ju5mo the wheels of justice can sometimes move slowly, but there is progress inching closer to trial in the DC case. His immunity appeal case has ZERO chance. He’s about to lose $370 million and his ability to deal in real estate in NY for being a fraudster loser. His eJean Carroll defamation trial is starting next week. 😂. Stinky Diaper Don is about to 💩 himself.

@denisemadigan1038 5 ай бұрын

The dictionary was the number one dirty book grade school kids could readily read! What fun is being a child if you can not look up bad words?😂❤

@MrEdwar084 5 ай бұрын

I mean the woke can't really brag about being against canceling stuff when you wanna cancel some comedians whose jokes you felt upset about.

@653j521 5 ай бұрын

@@MrEdwar084 Word salad. Let's cancel those.

@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 5 ай бұрын

Let’s also cancel people who have absolutely no idea what the word woke means or where the term stay woke comes from. Here’s a hint to Ed, research the Scarborough Boys.

@MrEdwar084 5 ай бұрын

@@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 well, whatever woke means, one thing is for sure, nobody wants to be called woke anymore, it's like mexicans and latinx, they're like no, don't call us that please.

@thomasw.5344 5 ай бұрын

@@MrEdwar084 Why shouldn't Mexicans want to be called Mexicans?

@edvh88 5 ай бұрын

I know the ball gag on trump was just photoshopped but it made me unreasonably happy 😅

@carolynturk-hu7je 5 ай бұрын

Now DeSantis has said more than a mouthful, enough for Disney to file a defamation lawsuit against him!

@RippieFarmer 5 ай бұрын

Was coming here to say basically the same thing. Disney is not done fighting DeSantis, and that debate adds more fuel to their fire.

@mollydtt 5 ай бұрын

Disney has the best lawyers, and brains. DeSantis has no idea.

@dkomino1 5 ай бұрын

Disney is trash and has been trash since the pandemic. As a dem here who in their right mind thinks Disney is helping this society progress when half the people can’t agree on what a woman is? And the people who want Biden in office are you ok in the head? Did u not witness this last horrific term we’ve had? Government doesn’t care about ur wellbeing. People need to wake up and I don’t mean “woke”

@steelchil 5 ай бұрын

Don'tVotefortheJoke 🤡;(Biden)😂

@RippieFarmer 5 ай бұрын

@steelchil bot for the self proclaimed dictator instead 🤡

@HygienistDentist 5 ай бұрын

Guillermo brings a smile to everyone

@JohnDoe-vy5hh 5 ай бұрын

Super sweet guy. And funny!

@MadDragon75 5 ай бұрын

Guillermo is a gem.

@carolw8579 5 ай бұрын

Yes!😊

@Lp78Ch 5 ай бұрын

Not really. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.

@tlnu1225 5 ай бұрын

Forget Jimmy, I love Guillermo! ❤

@dennisg4666 5 ай бұрын

The moms for liberty, which should be named moms for criminality are hard at work in FL.

@cherylannebarillartist7453 5 ай бұрын

I LOVE Janie! Her personality is delightful, she could easily be a guest on the show!!! ❤

@LollieVox 5 ай бұрын

“Law & Personality Disorder” bahahahahahahaha 😅

@DedlyKys 5 ай бұрын

Who's High is such a fun game!!! I want more!

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

What kind of games did Jimmy play on the lsIand?

@Sweettooth25 5 ай бұрын

Yes its hilarious 😂 😂. More please!

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

@@Sweettooth25 That's what Jimmy said.

@Sweettooth25 5 ай бұрын

@@redpillaware5101love Jimmy’s show!

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

@@Sweettooth25 Not as much as he likes kids.

@mariaholmdahl9949 5 ай бұрын

In 1999, my high school (in Georgia) removed all dictionaries because they had swear words in them. It's in a very small town, unofficially run by the churches.

@kasperchristensen8416 5 ай бұрын

Love you, Jimmy! Cheers from Denmark 🍻😊

@perber123 5 ай бұрын

"Law and Personality Disorder!"🤣🤣🤣

@adb888 5 ай бұрын

I suspected Kathy right from the get-go, but found it funny that there was a cop there in the background at the end.

@Tessmage_Tessera 5 ай бұрын

Not a problem. Weed is legal in California.

@maggielarocque4369 5 ай бұрын

You do know it is legal in California to smoke pot, right?

@Rugelacharugula 5 ай бұрын

Bt dubs. That cow clip at the beginning is now the motto of the modern day Republican Party.

@jakebe4915 5 ай бұрын

DeSatan said, "Disney is transing our kids." So he banned more books. WTF

@rikkiechambers4959 5 ай бұрын

Great contestants for who’s high tonight ! 😂

@Boogeyman1435 5 ай бұрын

omg...did the 'Blacks for trump' guy meet some horrible demise? I don't see him in the background in the rally clips

@sophierobinson2738 5 ай бұрын

Trump couldn’t afford to pay his expenses anymore.

@lhoward9593 5 ай бұрын

I saw a "Blacks for Trump" sign at a recent rally. Not sure it's the same guy, though. Maybe they forgot to pay him! 😂

@Boogeyman1435 5 ай бұрын

They must have not paid him. That's got to be it. He's been at every rally since time began @@lhoward9593

@jamesbyrne2767 5 ай бұрын

I have gone to my local bookstore and bought three titles from the banned book list. There are many more, so you can go pick your own favorite titles from DeSantis' list.

@cherylmcnutt9905 5 ай бұрын

Saw video of Trump in court in Manhattan today. The man’s eyes are swollen and red. He looks like he’s been crying. I’d feel more empathy for him had he not cost over one million Americans their lives.

@dancingnature 5 ай бұрын

I have zero sympathy for Dolt45. Too many people have been harmed by his lies, his con games , and his cheating! In fact it was at zero when he cheated on his first wife now it’s at absolute zero 0K!

@CatherineSTodd 5 ай бұрын

Kathy is hilarious! This was a great little segment and so funny. LOL!

@voteblue8681 5 ай бұрын

She was obviously high

@Tadicuslegion78 5 ай бұрын

How that Judge didn't finally just snap and tell Trump 30 days in Rikers until he can act like an adult in a courtroom again, I'll never understand

@markwhisler3501 5 ай бұрын

Engoron is trying to eliminate a basis for appeal.

@michaelhernandez3041 5 ай бұрын

...oder in the court...oder in the court.

@DonLoco3 5 ай бұрын

Spanky has loads of money, that always makes a difference. They love to tell us that it's not a two tiered system yet all you have to do is look at how he's been treated. Anyone with less money would have been in jail fast.

@kayleighgroenendal8473 5 ай бұрын

We're all thinking the same thing! Every time he does something "How TF is he being this unamerican?!"

@tiamattbuckallew9633 5 ай бұрын

We wish, and I hope the same gaurds that Gaurded Epstien during his stay in jail. Peace from MT and Tami

@Vulcanerd 5 ай бұрын

Ron De Santis wants to tell kids they are not who they are. The model of courage... Any Republican presidential candidate who isn't a clown or a criminal? Any Republican politicians at all?

@Ookami31 5 ай бұрын

As a European I sometimes have a really hard time figuring out what is satire and what is actually happening in your country (you might feel the same about our countries though).

@loriallenbaugh35 5 ай бұрын

I had to cry laughing at opening video. I moved to a small rural town in Colorado 40 years ago and faced the same problem with “sheep jams” on the local roads and highways. It took a while before I learned how to wade through them. (Never tried the “reverse mode”) It’s more of an automatic car buffing thing. To this day I’d rather spend two hours in a sheep jam than 30 minutes in car traffic.

@kanditraxel 5 ай бұрын

When I was in my 20s, I had a little bitty car and one night after leaving work, I came around a corner and had to hit the brakes HARD to keep from hitting several cows in the road. All I could think was, "How embarrassing to die hitting a COW!" 😅 I tend to make jokes when under stress, and that was literally the first thing to hit my brain. That video was triggering! 😂

@virginiabalch6274 5 ай бұрын

This actually happened near where I live in Wisconsin. Then was a Doordash driver. I have had it happen to me twice in rural areas and I gave everyone a good laugh when I had to get out of my car trying to get them off the road.

@maggielarocque4369 5 ай бұрын

I was strolling down a lane in rural Mexico and found myself in a sheep jam. They were all around me. I pulled out my camera and my battery died. I got it changed in time to get a shot of the back end of some sheep.

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

I wonder how many kids Jimmy made cry.

@lina9535 5 ай бұрын

Is it strange that I have a sheep/cow/duck block on my bucket list?

@MariaBareiss 5 ай бұрын

I knew who was high before they even started talking! They had that far-away gaze that I also get! 😂

@JustMeeee369 5 ай бұрын

@ 3:46 - "He was master-debating." 🤣

@kkpeter784 5 ай бұрын

After a few questions testing memory, I settled for Kathy being high. First, she is retired. Second she is on vacation, so nothing is stopping her to have fun anytime of the day. Third, she could not remember the last movie she recently watched in the theatre (her short term memory was having issues). Finally, the way she mentioned the Cocaine Bear movie was suspicious.

@littlejaye1 5 ай бұрын

I was just thinking who Desantis looks like? You all remember the guy on mad magazines. That’s who Desantis looks like.

@ucheogwude2516 5 ай бұрын

Lol. Like a glum Alfred E. Neuman.

@ln8116 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@bethlewis582 5 ай бұрын

Spot on!

@rock-n-rollfoodie 5 ай бұрын

Mas-ter-debating! Effing great play on words writers! These GOP’s idiots are just unbelievable. VOTE BLUE FOR YOUR LIFE PEOPLE 💙

@NaT-wl8ru 5 ай бұрын

“Law and personality disorder” got me roffle mayo.

@brandyseverin4077 5 ай бұрын

Narcissistic, power hungry wackos are like, never at fault for their actions 🙄 /sarcasm

@Expired.Lettuce 5 ай бұрын

That's the billionaire elite attitude

@headishome8452 5 ай бұрын

That's the GOP way!!

@kennyroman9589 5 ай бұрын

"OH GOD?" There goes the neighborhood!! MTG to take over speaker Johnsons position? This woman who needs psychotropic medications, at the Helm? The United States will really be in big trouble! Hello?

@redpillaware5101 5 ай бұрын

Lots of wackos on that lsIand, huh?

@bassandbeer 5 ай бұрын

Finally Guillermo emulated Joe Swanson in making Belichick SMILE.

@lynnh775 5 ай бұрын

When Jimmy said Guillermo was the only one to make Belichick smile, I thought, "Then you've never watched Family Guy." lol

@TheGraphicTech 5 ай бұрын

So funny! Thx Jimmy 😊

@kathycowan3556 5 ай бұрын

The who's high segment is fantastic 😂

@arod700 5 ай бұрын

Guillermo is always great!

@rosemarienarcisse4756 5 ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. I love your great show👍🏽👏🏽❤️👏🏽

@princequestly2218 5 ай бұрын

How could you not smile for Guillermo, he’s the best.

@sophierobinson2738 5 ай бұрын

Ah, cows. I was a sad case, lived in the country, no one to play with. I’d chase the yearling cows across the field, stop, they’d turn around , I ‘d turn around and run the other way, with them in hot pursuit, over and over until we were worn out. Cows will follow almost anything.

@seanfox4174 5 ай бұрын

Janie crushed it, she was the best part of the show.

@darrylbrown8253 5 ай бұрын

i honestly thought she was the high one.

@tiffanyshanley1419 5 ай бұрын

I want her to be a regular on the show she's hilarious

@crIms0ngen 5 ай бұрын

@@darrylbrown8253 Taj Felt too obvious, Janie felt like she was playing a role but I knew as a Nurse in hospitals that she really can't, and I was betting on the old lady from the get go, esp since she was retired. Nothing to lose there. Janie's behaviour really had me worried but it was nice to know that she was really playing it up just to play us, in the end.

@poindexterjones206 5 ай бұрын

I love that she took her grandsons to see the movie "Thanksgiving". I'm a big horror nerd. :)

@darrylbrown8253 5 ай бұрын

@@crIms0ngen Not really because he answered Jimmy's questions clearly and coherently.

@Bare_Essence 5 ай бұрын

Banning dictionary: my mother cut out the sections for sex and the reference to coitus in our medical book in the 70's. She was well ahead of the conservative curve.

@josiahwins 5 ай бұрын

If we do not have this comedy nightly the state of most Americans will go to bed with dread. However we do have comedy in which we understand the state of the nation. Vote Blue & thanks Jimmy.

@Paz.o.plomo.4024 5 ай бұрын

Red, or else we won’t have a nation.

@Brandon-bc5um 5 ай бұрын

this isnt comedy

@Just-Codes 5 ай бұрын

Nobody watches this garbage on TV bro, y'all must be on cable from 1997

@nathenjacobmorales1888 5 ай бұрын

Poor thing 😂

@colmastro4373 5 ай бұрын

Ahh yes, the party of "family values" and jeebus 😂

@JZsBFF 5 ай бұрын

What the evangelicals say and what they do, rarely in sync.