Trump does a Seinfeld (The Paper Straw Routine)

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3 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump has branched out into observational humour
What's the deal with paper straws?
August 2023: For some reason this has gone a little viral, mainly on someone else's Twitter where they got 4.8M views... should've put my own name in the credits!

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@DVCMiller 11 ай бұрын

This actually sounds like a legitimate Seinfeld standup routine

@user-li2fy4hu7p 11 ай бұрын

it also simply just legitimately makes sense as well....simply I remember in elementary school, we were discussing what caused global warming. Everyone squawked like parrots, repeating, "cars and pollution" but i said, "maybe all the (fvcking) roads and glass building!?!? how about the movie industry!?!?" now 25 years later, they are actually finally saying its mainly glass buildings, black roads, and the movie industry.. like wtf man, a child can figure this out? yea man, some bish named karen cried about that viral video of a turtle with a straw stuck up its nose and the whole world changed...

@ClutchClick 11 ай бұрын

@@user-li2fy4hu7p ok go to bed bruh chill tf out no1 reading that shit

@WaiiMiii 11 ай бұрын

@@user-li2fy4hu7p Nobel winner now?

@jlma-xc9ol 11 ай бұрын

@@user-li2fy4hu7pthe movie industry?

@BananaPhoPhilly 11 ай бұрын

@@user-li2fy4hu7pGlass buildings are pretty bad for the environment due to temperature control, yes. Never heard of black roads being an issue, and the movie industry? Huh? What about mega corporations dumping their waste and China pumping out pollution like nobody’s business?

@RajHK8 11 ай бұрын

George Costanza: Never been a fan of the straw. I’m more of a gulper.

@RawdTheFormerVirgin 11 ай бұрын

Now, do you like to take one large gulp, or several medium sized gulps in rapid succession?

@dwaynezilla 11 ай бұрын

@@RawdTheFormerVirginmedium gulps are sips and I ain't no sipper!!

@Matt-xc6sp 11 ай бұрын

He’s a gulper!

@felixucoff 11 ай бұрын

You gulp??

@cameron9292 11 ай бұрын

@@dwaynezilla But a sip lets you enjoy the beverage, I only gulp if I'm in a hurry

@jockejocke1 11 ай бұрын

George: So they're banning straws now? Jerry: BANNING STRAWS! George: I'll see ya, I gotta go warn Mr. Kruger, he was thinking of ordering a whole years worth of straws! Kramer: You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He sells illegal straws down at Battery Park. Jerry: Illegal straws, what are you talking about? Kramer: Yeah they're for elephants, huge straws. You take one sip and zoot zoot, your drink is gone. Jerry: You're gone alright.

@leoSaunders 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂🎬🎥🎹🎶🎵🍿

@BurgerSliderMan 11 ай бұрын

This is so good lmao

@Amc825 11 ай бұрын

This is the best thing I have ever read on KZfaq. It’s so accurate.

@chronischtelaat 11 ай бұрын

It's funny how you actually hear their voices and their according intensity in your head as you read!

@Campfire30 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@HandledToaster2 11 ай бұрын

I can't believe he missed the opportunity to say "that's the last straw"

@StevoDesign 11 ай бұрын

That's how you know he's a hack

@JonathanHudgins 11 ай бұрын

That's gold Jerry, gold!

@friendgray1 11 ай бұрын

That’s it from me everybody! Goodnight!

@MrTylerWpg 11 ай бұрын

@@Himanshu-mb8nl "all my notes are high. if i left on a high note i'd have to leave after the first note that's how high they are"

@Sernival 11 ай бұрын

Yeah but he wants people to agree with him not roll their eyes

@chrismodlin6262 11 ай бұрын

That last sentence really does sound like a Seinfeld monologue bit

@darthksq4761 11 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@kyloctopus 11 ай бұрын

Seinfeld is big for trying to spotlight the hypocrisies nobody thinks about.

@PhantomFilmAustralia 11 ай бұрын

The last sentence was exactly like Seinfeld talking about all of the engineering to create "The Seedless Watermelon." _"Other scientists are working on AIDS, cancer, heart disease, but these guys are going, "No, I'm going to devote myself to melon. I think that's more important. Sure thousands are dying, but this...(spit) That's gotta stop!""_

@damneastsideboys 11 ай бұрын

It has that cadence! It like matches the rhythm or something lol

@jockejocke1 11 ай бұрын

@josephstrings7413 3 жыл бұрын

This is exactly like how seinfeld would do it... you whip out the straw boom, boom

@johnmartinez7440 11 ай бұрын

And then the vague and weak ending that doesn't quite make sense (because you don't get plastic cutlery either anymore at those places), so they just sort of fade to black and up the laughter volume.

@TheAllMightyGodofCod 11 ай бұрын

Don't you mean baam! Baam!

@craigsimpson1230 11 ай бұрын

More like bing, bing, bong

@Dead_Kal_Cress 11 ай бұрын

@@johnmartinez7440eh that's kinda just a trumpism 😂 Seinfeld bits tend to have a good resolution. Definitely some boomer ass speak tho

@tvdinner325 11 ай бұрын

tRump will always be the punchline.

@dinglepringle1380 11 ай бұрын

I’ve been sending this to anti-Trumpers and pro-Trumpsters alike, they all love it. OP has cured political strife in the US. An American hero.

@quakeknight9680 11 ай бұрын

For him they made no diffrence when he became the president. It was all attention

@psicologiajoseh 11 ай бұрын

🎉

@funny197 11 ай бұрын

Bush, Biden, Obama, Trump AI generated Discord calls already did it.

@StuTheDon17 11 ай бұрын

That is the beauty of it. It works either way.

@BizarreIoveTriangle 11 ай бұрын

He is genuinely hilarious and charismatic when he isn't ranting about delusional bs. I wish him well, he's got a good thing going with his cult rallies and social media presence, I don't want to see him in prison necessarily, but good God please don't give him the nuclear codes again. Leave that to more boring people.

@RememberShuffle 11 ай бұрын

trump taking the straw out of his jacket is perfect Jerry pantomime

@scaf5363 11 ай бұрын

this is actually perfect lmfao

@Emtrax. 11 ай бұрын

So is your mom

@MPHswayze 11 ай бұрын

This is exactly what Shane Willis meant 😂

@josh18230 10 ай бұрын

@@MPHswayzeShane gillis is a lib

@charlesadams8279 9 ай бұрын

ive been watching this over and over the timing and concept and the last 2 lines are insane

@patg9754 9 ай бұрын

@@josh18230you people in America that can't even get along with people that have different political beliefs are crazy dumb.

@miguelsantiago4639 3 жыл бұрын

Whoever disliked this, the jerkstore called and they’re running out of you!

@jacob.loesch 3 жыл бұрын

What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!

@kyleseptoo1867 3 жыл бұрын

OMW you guys made my day 😂😂🤣

@allancampbell1155 3 жыл бұрын

@@jacob.loesch oh ya well i had.....

@346Yoman 3 жыл бұрын

I only disliked cause he stole this video from another creator

@michaelstanton4059 3 жыл бұрын

@@346Yoman Who they'd steak it from?

@jesustovar2549 11 ай бұрын

Seinfeld's theme makes everything sound funnier, it really works well with Trump.

@MrIanWebb 11 ай бұрын

This literally could be a Seinfeld bit. Word for word, I can see it clear as day in my head.

@jppaul5285 2 жыл бұрын

These paper straws are making me thirsty

@Itsmytest 11 ай бұрын

You're Fired! Woody Allen won't ever work in this town again!

@clubsamwichzilla 11 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@geeman3609 11 ай бұрын

😀🤣😂

@theargonauts8490 11 ай бұрын

🏆

@arfx7521 11 ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@alanjohnsonbmw 11 ай бұрын

Top tier. That end bit was full Seinfeld.

@Ikee4Sho 11 ай бұрын

Never go full Seinfeld.

@cmmmmmmmw 11 ай бұрын

EXACT same structure as a Seinfeld joke.

@AozoraUltra2006 11 ай бұрын

in a different timeline, donald trump accidentally walks into an open mic and becomes the best stadium comedian ever

@daxmiller35 9 ай бұрын

@peterg5383 yes, yuge stadiums, the most beautiful stadiums, they're so yuge

@joshdomagala Жыл бұрын

You should see this man’s routine on windmills😅

@jayguero2123 11 ай бұрын

“Rill rill rill 🥴”

@TreeLibrary 11 ай бұрын

hehe

@Lenny.262 11 ай бұрын

He's not a man, he's a child. He's 77 going on 4.

@winterhaydn 11 ай бұрын

Shower heads.

@americansfirst1095 11 ай бұрын

@@Lenny.262......easy on the peace pipe!

@darontemaxwell1434 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! All that's missing is a "have you heard about this?" after the first "They wanna ban straws"

@oscaroreilly8934 2 жыл бұрын

have you heard about this have you seen this, scratches chin

@jetnut89 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Leno opening

@gurrrn1102 11 ай бұрын

Wow what a great audience

@pac401 10 ай бұрын

You mean he should have said, "What's the deal with paper straws?"

@cameron9292 11 ай бұрын

Fricken hilarious, why did it take 2 years for YT to recommend this Lol

@Campfire30 11 ай бұрын

“Oh I’m sorry Jerry didn’t suggest this sooner.” Watch out, the video’s gonna take it out.

@nathanielneveryman 11 ай бұрын

Perfect. 10/10 I have to wonder now if that was playing in his head the whole time.

@michaelstanton4059 3 жыл бұрын

These Seinfeld edits are the best!

@thedrinkkupz 3 жыл бұрын

That delivery was fire though

@trudyandgeorge 3 жыл бұрын

I always thought Trump's speeches looked like some totally unprepared dude getting up at an open mic and ends up destroying the room

@jalander8817 11 ай бұрын

@@trudyandgeorge that is called improv my boy.

@seewhativescene 10 ай бұрын

There's a thin line between goofy improv gimmicks and rump's brand of cult humor @@jalander8817

@Harambae613 11 ай бұрын

This is quite breathtaking.

@powerofme7144 10 ай бұрын

Such a snugly baby

@theflash1508 5 ай бұрын

*simply breathtaking

@martinvannostrand8488 11 ай бұрын

I appreciate that this is funny for both sides of the aisle

@UpsonPrattJr. 11 ай бұрын

Trump making Seinfeld great again.

@jackson5116 11 ай бұрын

Seinfeld made Trump gold with observations.

@jockejocke1 11 ай бұрын

@@jackson5116 Gold, jackson. Gold.

@UNOUN8 11 ай бұрын

It never stopped being great

@UpsonPrattJr. 11 ай бұрын

@@UNOUN8 That's what I said.

@24karatekid 11 ай бұрын

That should be the actual title of this video. 😂

@darraghoco 3 жыл бұрын

This is made to perfection

@TheMoosePad 11 ай бұрын

The only thing he's missing is to go "I mean come on" about four or five times and he'd nail it completely.

@CurtisDensmore1 11 ай бұрын

and "what's the deal with..."

@colehalford1893 11 ай бұрын

I’m not having the best day today, and this just made my day so much better! Thank you 👍

@Omniblade_Gaming 3 жыл бұрын

This was done perfectly lol

@brennanbuglioni2821 3 жыл бұрын

No Straw for you!

@pforpwned6168 11 ай бұрын

“producer: Vladimir Putin” that fucking sent me

@codyquinn8646 9 ай бұрын

Hes always been naturally funny

@beardedman1692 9 ай бұрын

Naturally dumb which is funny

@quakeknight9680 11 ай бұрын

That would be the perfect tie if he won as a Dem against Bush

@woody5476 11 ай бұрын

Trump should blow liberals' minds and run as a democrat.

@quakeknight9680 11 ай бұрын

@@woody5476 "We the Number 1 when it comes minority rights and equality, probably unmatched"

@user-li2fy4hu7p 11 ай бұрын

Hello, im an alien from a better planet. What is this moronic term you are using, "dem"? Is this a pathetic attempt at making "democrat" a derogatory word? Just curious on why only the most stupid humans label everything and choose teams... Its very weird for me because we arent idiots like some of you humans that use words like "dem" Any actual intelligent explanation? or is it simply you and most humans are just absolute garbage and WANT to be divided?

@jemperdiller 11 ай бұрын

If he will win as Dem against Biden it will be the most glorious meme

@ModeratelyAmused 11 ай бұрын

@@quakeknight9680 can't see what you are replying to but hopefully you weren't talking about democrats. more republicans voted for the civil rights bill than democrats. a couple of democrats actually filibustered the bill. the crime bill that made having an ounce of crack a federal crime, was sponsored by joe biden. most civil rights improvements were bipartisan at worst.

@Great_Sandwich Жыл бұрын

Oh, that iconic music. You put that to something... Instant comedy routine!

@davidlandry3487 11 ай бұрын

That's actually a perfect Seinfeid-esque monologue.

@nickdtv9401 11 ай бұрын

I’ve probably watched this about a million times and can’t get over it lmao it’s too good

@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 11 ай бұрын

This is hilarious, this bit from his speech fits in perfectly as a Seinfeild standup intro bit because its about a common everday peice of nothing

@NeilBolandGuitaristWriter 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed because this is somehow funnier than how Seinfeld would have delivered it.

@anilz4297 2 жыл бұрын

It’s his New York accent.

@anilz4297 2 жыл бұрын

@Moon Shine Jerry does? Not like that rougher, thick outer borough accent though..that’s what I mean. Like the stereotypical NY cabbie.

@basketcase6999 2 жыл бұрын

Trump missed his true calling in stand-up comedy, obviously.

@clintgillespie8579 Жыл бұрын

The ironic thing about Seinfeld is that Jerry is supposed to be a comedian, yet he isn't even as funny as George and Kramer.

@shnoogums1 11 ай бұрын

@@clintgillespie8579how is that ironic? Alexander and richards are comedic actors. Jerry isn’t

@azizslmr 11 ай бұрын

Literally made me go watch a seinfeld episode

@robertmack7116 10 ай бұрын

I never realized how perfect his timing is!

@robojobot77 3 жыл бұрын

How does this not have more views?!

@NotChukkov 3 жыл бұрын

It's up to you folks to spread it far and wide, like coronavirus!

@JasonDiegmueller 3 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant.

@nathanbohn8770 11 ай бұрын

god damn he's just so good

@thefungoden3978 10 ай бұрын

The timing with the music on this thing is dead nuts!

@CG-po8gy 11 ай бұрын

Do more of this. Super funny

@xtzyshuadog 3 жыл бұрын

*Jerry would be amused, and horrified.*

@xtzyshuadog 3 жыл бұрын

*Fantastic editing though.*

@jalander8817 11 ай бұрын

All libs should love Trump. He’s just one of you guys. He teamed up with Al Sharpton in the Reform Party. That would make a great sitcom. People talk but don’t know or remember shit. 🤣

@MPM_News 11 ай бұрын

Best thing I’ve seen today 😂 the credits slayed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@octavioveliz 11 ай бұрын

This was awesome!

@jaxonbrearley 3 жыл бұрын

So accurate 😂😂 feels like I'm watching the show

@hippiecheezburger5457 11 ай бұрын

and Elizabeth Warren as Pocahontas lmfao😂

@arcguardian 11 ай бұрын

Fauxcahantas*

@rocketassistedgoat1079 11 ай бұрын

Lol. I have NEVER encountered an intelligent Trump supporter.

@nicford1486 11 ай бұрын

@@rocketassistedgoat1079 hello, nice to meet you

@kuruptzZz 11 ай бұрын

@@nicford1486 you're an oxymoron

@nicford1486 11 ай бұрын

@@kuruptzZz better than a regular moron I suppose :D

@majestic-skies 11 ай бұрын

Honestly its a pretty funny bit not going to lie 😂

@keaton718 11 ай бұрын

I wonder if he workshopped this for very long before performing it. Seems fairly well developed.

@drwierd 11 ай бұрын

We have the greatest straws, don’t we folks?

@jimreadey4837 11 ай бұрын

Had... we *had* the greatest straws... then _Jy-na_ came along with their cheap knock-offs, and that was the end of that... it's a real shame.

@JDAfrica 11 ай бұрын

Nobody makes straws better than me. Everyone agrees. You know who doesn’t make good straws… Crooked Hillary!, she’s a piece of work folks.

@withgoddess1119 11 ай бұрын

🤔☺️

@jimreadey4837 10 ай бұрын

@peterg5383 So sad... whaddaya gonna do...

@davidisrael9799 3 жыл бұрын

This is phenomenal

@crare8268 11 ай бұрын

Very Good!🤣

@24karatekid 11 ай бұрын

This is well done! That does sound like a Seinfeld sketch.

@shuriKen469 11 ай бұрын

and what's the deal with file cabinets? they're big, they're heavy. use cardboard boxes for all classified documents and when you need to move 'em, boom, done!

@tmanepic 11 ай бұрын

Followed by an episode where the secretary of state gets chocolate milkshake residue on his tie due to a faulty paper straw, doesn't realize, and then has a meeting with an important foreign dignitary. Hilarity ensues

@Pt0wN973b0iI 10 ай бұрын

These paper straws are MAKING ME THIRSTY!

@coachfun1987 11 ай бұрын

Do the toilet flushing! "...ten, fifteen times..." 😅

@Haddley333 11 ай бұрын

Oh my god make many More of these please

@superskills1017 3 жыл бұрын

Trump does Seinfeld...better than Seinfeld.

@turntprophet7960 11 ай бұрын

In a different timeline, he’d be a comedian.

@hyronharrison8127 11 ай бұрын

*Its canon*

@GregOrCreg 11 ай бұрын

Comedy's loss, is the world's loss. Honestly, I'd like Trump a lot more if he were a relatively harmless stand-up comedian.

@seewhativescene 10 ай бұрын

Love how you hedged bets for another universe where they can come out of the closet as trump cucks @@GregOrCreg

@dontforgettolike7127 9 ай бұрын

The beauty of this is that they’ve now been found to cause cancer.

@brandoncostello5565 11 ай бұрын

Oh my goodness this is gold just fits in 😂❤

@chrissweetman8240 Жыл бұрын

I never leave comments but that was brilliant 🤣🤣

@thecasualreviewer2148 8 ай бұрын

We need more of these

@mipmipmipmipmip 11 ай бұрын

KZfaq algorithm : "ok we waited two years,now is this video's time to shine"

@NotChukkov 11 ай бұрын

I have no idea what's going on

@NoNo-st9bb Жыл бұрын

Haha, thats impressively accurate. However you broke my 2 weeks of trump free bliss so now I'm mad.

@Backwater-wanderer 11 ай бұрын

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time thank you!

@nicholasgarnett1767 11 ай бұрын

😆 love it Ace , good onya 👍🇦🇺🙏

@natdmc85 10 ай бұрын

Not only disintegrated but turns out they contain PFAS 😂 ,that punch line came a bit later but is well worth the set up 👌👌

@jakob5063 11 ай бұрын

This is brilliant! 😄

@elietheprof5678 11 ай бұрын

The environmental impact of having to buy a new tie after spilling a drink on it, is worse than plastic straws.

@Pt0wN973b0iI 10 ай бұрын

He reuses ties. I think also, his ties are custom made..

@veganism 11 ай бұрын

How is nobody talking about the credits?! Mike Pence 😂❤

@blightedgrounds 11 ай бұрын

"That was GOLD, Donald! GOLD!"

@n8rm 3 жыл бұрын

That’s Gold Ace Gold!!

@Fatballshitface 3 жыл бұрын

This is gold Donny! Gold!

@DaneStolthed 10 ай бұрын

Absolutely brilliant!

@Fakename70 11 ай бұрын

“And what’s the deal with the straws?!”

@virginiatrailcameravideos 11 ай бұрын

I just love this. I can actually hear Seinfeld doing that last bit as well. Hilarious.

@thefilthygypsies1142 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh, that was hilarious 😂

@Fred79444 10 ай бұрын

We need more of this, it's GOLD JERRY GOLD!

@diannadolly 11 ай бұрын

I keep plastic straws in my handbag lol. You can’t take them away from me!

@kyleseptoo1867 3 жыл бұрын

Omg well done to whoever did this 💯

@NotChukkov 11 ай бұрын

Cheers

@smithscarborough 11 ай бұрын

Absolute comedic genius.

@davecasper3136 11 ай бұрын

What a joke. You can't be serious.

@ASSwipe. 11 ай бұрын

@@davecasper3136he’s pretty hilarious. Funniest president to date he clears

@piyh3962 11 ай бұрын

W Bush was funnier, could joke about himself, and isn't destroying democracy. Trump bit here is pretty good though.

@madforit2 10 ай бұрын

@@piyh3962i bet you're Jewish

@TidesofViolet 10 ай бұрын

Hahahaha that was perfect..the comedic timing was right on point 😂

@kathyo5971 3 ай бұрын

His brain is astounding!

@trudyandgeorge 3 жыл бұрын

omfg this channel is amazing

@alansmithy7930 11 ай бұрын

Love or hate this man, he was never boring🤣

@deantodd8103 11 ай бұрын

I'm pretty happy with the "boring" that's currently in the White House.

@goodshipkaraboudjan 11 ай бұрын

They're all as dumb as dog shit but fun for a laugh at times.

@barneyboyle6933 11 ай бұрын

@@deantodd8103because you’re an awful person who can’t admit that they’re wrong. The “boring” guy you’re fine with is pushing the entire world towards nuclear Holocaust for an absolute joke of a reason. How people like you can look yourself in the mirror is one of life’s greatest mysteries

@drdrew3 11 ай бұрын

I have learned to embrace “boring”. Especially when the alternative is fascism

@UpsonPrattJr. 11 ай бұрын

Yeah I'm enjoying "boring" too. Paying double for everything.

@FanceeName 10 ай бұрын

And now it’s been revealed that the lining of the paper straws are toxic

@JaredGriffiths2000 11 ай бұрын

Hah, this is hilarious! This really does sound like a Seinfeld routine.

@trevorowens7387 Жыл бұрын

How am I only seeing this a year later?

@MAC0071234 11 ай бұрын

The ending is something a whole team of writers at Seinfeld would come up with and be super proud about it. It is the perfect ending to a Seinfeld type rant / comedic routine.

@gurkenhamster 10 ай бұрын

lol at "elizabeth warren as pocahontas"

@mrrs8118 9 ай бұрын

Thank you! I just drove away from Kwik Trip because I couldn’t figure out the pump 😅 Then I stopped at DQ to search KZfaq and found your video. You just never know….lol!