Trump Falls Asleep During First Day of Criminal Trial & Delivers Nonsensical Gettysburg Rant
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17 күн бұрынThe first criminal trial against Donald Trump is underway, he is trying every way he can to get out of it including his son Barron’s High School graduation, he appeared to be sleeping in the courtroom, he was in Shnecksville, PA on Saturday where he gave a broken-headed interpretation of what happened at Gettysburg during the Civil War, Jimmy breaks down his speech using the chalkboard, thirteen minutes after his trial started he posted several different videos boasting about winning his own golf tournament, the Golden Bachelor and his bride are headed for divorce after just three months of marriage, and in honor of Tax Day it’s time for our second annual “Last Minute Tax Day Deduction Parade.”
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@Hammydavis 14 күн бұрын
Is he insane? We were not respected. I traveled throughout Europe and we were the laughing stock. Everybody asked me towards the end of my trip. I started telling people I was from Canada because I didn’t wanna talk about that big buffoon anymore.
@Commenting-answering 14 күн бұрын
God you made me laugh with this one. Thanks. Brilliant!
@ik7482 14 күн бұрын
🤔🥺🤨
@Dreyno 14 күн бұрын
As a European, I just want any to confirm this.
@lenkacfk7155 14 күн бұрын
Came here to say this - we were watching Trump's Corona briefings on German tv and either in stunned disbelief or laughing our asses off. No one with a shred of intelligence respected any aspect of Trump's presidency in any way. He was a joke.
@rogermorris8737 14 күн бұрын
America has a long uphill journey to recover from the impact of Drowsy Donald. If the situation was not so serious, it would be hilarious - the country that has jackbooted its 'democracy' and justice' on all manner of other countries is actually a gerrymandered Christian extremist theocracy
@vinniediesel1369 15 күн бұрын
Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
@Erin.56 15 күн бұрын
He fits every one…. He is 100% the definitions of psychopath/sociopath and malignant narcissist
@user-oj1wv6qb5v 15 күн бұрын
Watch rise of the Nazis. You can see just what you mention. It's scary. He is a malignant narcissist. If he loses. He will try to take everyone he can down. Very dangerous person. A++++ assessment.
@two-sense 15 күн бұрын
You forgot one - having the first name Donald and the last name Trump.
@catherinestewart3864 14 күн бұрын
Yeah he fits the bill
@alainarchambault2331 14 күн бұрын
I prefer "malignant narcissist."
@smitchell1002 14 күн бұрын
WHY is he allowed to have a microphone and press conference outside the courtroom?? Is this allowed for all other criminals? Who pays for this? The people of New York. Absolutely ridiculous. Take away the microphone!
@luispiros 13 күн бұрын
According to him he has the “Right to talk” 😂
@hoosmyster 13 күн бұрын
and there are other cases where you can be 4x over a lethal limit of fentanyl and have an entire social movement started over your suicide and have it blamed on someone else.
@scottshields4477 13 күн бұрын
MAGA
@hangthemhigh 13 күн бұрын
yes it's allowed it's something called freedom of speech .
@hangthemhigh 13 күн бұрын
@@luispiros according to something called the constitution he has the right to talk.
@mercedeslouise3532 13 күн бұрын
Baron asked the judge to please not allow his embarrassing father to attend his graduation 😆
@debgorman5850 9 күн бұрын
That kid never smiles!!!!,.......I wonder why!
@Columbiastargazer 15 күн бұрын
the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "family values"
@Albanach-je1nk 15 күн бұрын
I can see why MAGA find him to be so Family orantlted
@daydreamer8662 15 күн бұрын
@@Albanach-je1nk Yeah, he keeps starting new families
@kano358 15 күн бұрын
and now he sells bibles and the Christians love him ! Square that circle ?
@manongagnon9704 15 күн бұрын
Name somebody Trump never cheated???🤷♀️🤦♀️
@blauskie 15 күн бұрын
The only way they could love him more is if he got it on with his daughter.
@user-ll7fv6tu7k 14 күн бұрын
Reporters did some digging and discovered he didn't attend ANY of his other four kid's high school graduations. What kind of father doesn't attend a single graduation of his children? And now he's whining about not going to this last one. What a p.o.s.
@sangeet9100 14 күн бұрын
he has said that he told his wife that he wanted to see them when he can use them in his business - financially, morally, emotionally, familially bankrupt being
@alexandradaniele 14 күн бұрын
If this trial wasn't going on, Trump wouldn't go to Barron's graduation. He'd be spending the day cheating at golf. He's just trying to do his usual "I'm a victim" ploy.
@lamontcranston3177 14 күн бұрын
He's also claiming that he and Barron had discussed his plan to attend for years. That's Trump for you. He never tells a small one when he can tell a big one.
@PaulaDautremont 14 күн бұрын
He wants to turn Barron's graduation ceremony into a political rally and make that day about himself.
@steve4628 14 күн бұрын
@@PaulaDautremontif he attends , which the courts shouldn't bow to his requests for "other obligations", the school will probably ask him to pay the all the unpaid tuition.🤣🤣
@vickie2263 14 күн бұрын
OMG, I'm DYING!!!!😂😂😂😆😆😆💀💀💀 That "Gettysburg" report was GOLD!!!! You were being too kind with the F+
@karline313 14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hannahb.4722 13 күн бұрын
Did you notice that no one in the crowd seemed to be listening? Seriously, what motivates these people to follow him?
@vickie2263 13 күн бұрын
@@hannahb.4722 I'm convinced they don't care what he says. Trump can say the sky is purple....the grass is blue....Trumpians don't care!!!!
@vickie2263 13 күн бұрын
@hannahb.4722 They don't care. Trump can say anything to them...the sky is purple, the grass is pink...anything! They will believe it, and they don't care what he's ranting about.
@peterlarsen7779 9 күн бұрын
His description of Gettysburg proves he hasn't got a _freakin'_ clue! $10 says he couldn't find Gettysburg on a map!
@StarChasershere 15 күн бұрын
Clown45 isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal.
@disastermaster1413 15 күн бұрын
nice copy and paste
@starlessmystery6429 15 күн бұрын
I noticed this too. He's so stupid, if he just admitted it in the first place he could have settled it all out of court.
@ferox965 15 күн бұрын
@@disastermaster1413 Doesn't matter. It's true.
@conniewojahn6445 15 күн бұрын
@@ferox965 diaper don's tactic is to repeat repeat repeat enough times so that whatever he says becomes "normal".
@EricSanchez-sy3cg 15 күн бұрын
It hurts cause I actually thought we was working together but she was setting me up
@catherinemoran7652 14 күн бұрын
Growing up in Gettysburg, I was appalled @ how little he knows of American history. This man is a total disgrace !!!
@connieboothekoloata4525 14 күн бұрын
AMEN 💯 YOU ARE SO VERY CORRECT!
@markg.7865 14 күн бұрын
Remember this clown said, the Continental Army of 1776 took over the airports!
@dm889 14 күн бұрын
he’s not a man!
@MarshallDaGoat 14 күн бұрын
Yo I also live in getysburg 🤣
@classifiedveteran9879 14 күн бұрын
@@dm889 man-child would be a better description.
@mommaP5150 14 күн бұрын
People that break the law often lose the freedom to be there for their kids. It's a thing.
@kellycury8515 13 күн бұрын
He doesn't even know where Gettysburg is! As a Pennsylvanian I take offense to that. Go away, we don't want you in our state.
@Vickzq 5 күн бұрын
Joe couldn't even tell you what a woman is. So what are you crying about?
@marcjones4351 14 күн бұрын
Speaking as a historian - what the hell was that about Gettysburg??? He lost which general again? That was... insane. Another word salad of stupidity.
@francesmoffett8042 14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@arechj 14 күн бұрын
He's telling his base to start a Civil War so he can be Dicktator.
@arechj 14 күн бұрын
Like Jan 6 - telling them without telling them.
@Blue-ff2qv 14 күн бұрын
Never fight uphill, me boy, never fight uphill.
@cnwil4594 14 күн бұрын
That was extremely disturbing, and to believe some people want him as President again, absolutely mindboggling.
@Godric_71 15 күн бұрын
Not a single person behind him was paying any attention.
@ecomwebspacedotcom 15 күн бұрын
😂 what are they chatting about? Dump Merchandise?
@Godric_71 14 күн бұрын
@ecomwebspacedotcom I don't know, but one was yawning and another dude was making duck lips.
@JaniceRogers-pq2cm 14 күн бұрын
Do you think they could smell trump?
@Godric_71 14 күн бұрын
@@JaniceRogers-pq2cm Either they are talking about his smell or are blaming it on each other.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 14 күн бұрын
@@Godric_71they were wondering why the hell is he talking about Gettysburg, when they were up in Allentown!
@MsThebeMoon 14 күн бұрын
Dozing donny outdid himself with that word salad. He's the personification of the quote: "Better to appear a fool than speak and remove all doubt".
@gtvon1 11 күн бұрын
You just proved your own quote with your comment, well played.
@donnamiller83 14 күн бұрын
WHAT!! WHAT!! WE would NEVER be excused to go to OUR child's graduation during OUR criminal trial!!!
@thelegendinhisownmind7038 14 күн бұрын
Jeez...I died when Trump talked about Robert E. Lee no longer being in favor. Like, when was Lee EVER in favor in the state of Pennsylvania? Lol. Pennsylvania was part of the frickin union.🤣🤣🤣
@caiqueazoid 14 күн бұрын
🤣😝😂🤣😝😂😁😉
@SuzzieMarie0130 14 күн бұрын
I doubt Lee ever used the term “…me boys!” Like he was some Tammany Hall ward boss or whatever
@KENICUSONE 14 күн бұрын
Trump has no concept of American 🇺🇸 history. He babbles incoherently and his cult applauds. Gettysburg was beautiful?
@KENICUSONE 14 күн бұрын
@@SuzzieMarie0130: me lucky 🍀 charms too
@valiaudet3415 14 күн бұрын
Who is trumps writer? 😂😂
@censusgary 14 күн бұрын
If Donnie does go to Barron’s graduation, that will probably be the most time he’s ever spent with the poor kid.
@archangelvvv 14 күн бұрын
No doubt Barron is hoping he doesn't show up and embarrass him in front of everyone
@user-vv8ux1kn3n 14 күн бұрын
Barron was probably unwanted and melania told trump she was not getting an abortion period.
@jasontysoe138 14 күн бұрын
@archangelvvv 100%... what an embarrassment he is
@marvinmartin4692 14 күн бұрын
Gettysburg word salad!
@franko69 14 күн бұрын
The kids name is Barron.
@Lv-nq9qz 14 күн бұрын
Hes expected to be in court from 9:30am-4:30pm, 4 days a week? Wow, thats more work than hes ever had to do in his life.
@byedumdum4706 12 күн бұрын
Certainly more than Joey Bidens work schedule, as President of the USA.
@gtvon1 11 күн бұрын
Jealousy is hard on a person, give it up and free yourself.
@joeswanson7548 7 күн бұрын
Suppose he just woke up a billionaire 🤔
@edvh88 14 күн бұрын
The chalk board breakdown of donal trumps stream of consciousness BROKE ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-nc4ck7ls9p 13 күн бұрын
Me too😂😂😂😂 brilliant 😂😂
@markusbrunner5706 12 күн бұрын
same watched it 3 times what an unbelievable 🤣
@vb8801 14 күн бұрын
I love when criminals get upset that the consequences to their actions interfere with their schedules
@Erin.56 14 күн бұрын
LOL
@GweiTheLeafChild 14 күн бұрын
That is if he actually cared about his son at all, and isn't using his high school graduation as a pretense to delay the trial.
@williamj.sheehan2001 14 күн бұрын
"Criminals"? So, what crime has Trump been convicted of?
@williamj.sheehan2001 14 күн бұрын
@@GweiTheLeafChild Like you'd know that, Gwei.
@allenlovell1604 14 күн бұрын
His only political rallies should be confined to " Zoom or Skype Video Meetings 📹 " under court supervision, I think 🤔.
@benlynar9438 14 күн бұрын
The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution
@deonna9100 14 күн бұрын
🎯
@daler.steffy1047 13 күн бұрын
An impressive and well-stated comment.
@arianalaiche-oriez9733 13 күн бұрын
During his Gettysburg speech I finally got to watch the reactions of the people behind him one is doing the fake binoculars thing, one is yawning...Then they just all look confused.
@j.r.williams7095 12 күн бұрын
I have tears 😂 in my eyes from laughing so hard. Jimmy is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@HairynosedWombat163 15 күн бұрын
He is a sham! He was showing his contempt by pretending to fall asleep. It's what kids do when they are being reprimanded for acting up. Shows the level of his mentality, five years old!
@cheriem432 15 күн бұрын
. . . if that. And only on *good days*.
@user-oj1wv6qb5v 15 күн бұрын
Agreed!
@Chez8922-kf6cy 15 күн бұрын
As I understand it people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder never grow up emotionally. They stop around four to six. Explains his temper tantrums.
@candywarmuth6241 15 күн бұрын
Agree!
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 күн бұрын
Adderall crash.
@EatshtMAGAts 14 күн бұрын
Funny how 45 is suddenly concerned for it's youngest son; where was that " fatherly" concern when Barron was 4 months old and daddy dearest was out screwing around?!
@neildaniels1423 13 күн бұрын
Mother may have lost track, but that is Melania's son? Either way, I assumed she would miss the graduation because she forgot to stop by Walgreens to get some sparkle polish.
@BigJ11617 14 күн бұрын
You are BRILLIANT, Jimmy!!!❤❤❤
@2Madre 13 күн бұрын
Jimmy Carr is brilliant but this guy has great writers and delivery
@suzrau 13 күн бұрын
Lol, this will go down in history as the new Gettysburg address. So profound. Oh yes, America, you definitely want to give this clown another term.
@outlawbillionairez9780 15 күн бұрын
"These jurors...big, with muscles you've never seen..came running, tears streaming down their faces, and said"Sir,Sir, you're guilty,Sir!"
@two-sense 14 күн бұрын
"It was a beautiful moment. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Wanna buy a bible?"
@outlawbillionairez9780 14 күн бұрын
@@two-sense"My cellmates say they've never seen anyone who knows so much about jails!"
@sundayhinojosa8114 14 күн бұрын
I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Gravydog316 14 күн бұрын
"Soap. In the shower. Very slippery. I was winning, even though I bent over to pick up the soap, & these awful convicts... like at Gettysburg. Horrible. Very sad. Crying. Sore butt."
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 14 күн бұрын
@@outlawbillionairez9780that's because he's got such a big, err, brain...
@karenmccurdy4448 15 күн бұрын
He probably doesn't even know Barron's birthday...
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 күн бұрын
Does he know the name of Barron's father?
@tonikelm4461 14 күн бұрын
He probably asks, "Barron who?"
@Gravydog316 14 күн бұрын
oh, i'll bet all the money in the world you are right
@tuxcats8518 14 күн бұрын
He was preoccupied during that time wasn't he? Kinda like why we are having this trial in the first place.
@tuxcats8518 14 күн бұрын
@@grahammcfadyenhill9555I thought he was a test tube baby.
@alexandermacdougall7873 13 күн бұрын
I cant wait for the Not-So-Great Pumpkin to just be gone.
@yoswifty303 14 күн бұрын
The chalkboard part of the video was hilarious.
@molls127 15 күн бұрын
i'm sure barron would prefer he not be there 😂
@Livvygirl-wd3li 15 күн бұрын
😂
@bella3775 15 күн бұрын
Melania probably made a deal with prosecutors just so Trump won’t be allowed to attend it.
@publicuser2534 14 күн бұрын
He’d bring too much attention to a day he should have the right to forget.
@nycbklynrmp 12 күн бұрын
yep bc his dad will make it a rally about him, lol not like he helped him with homework LMBO
@byedumdum4706 12 күн бұрын
I'm sure poor Ashley Biden would have preferred Joey not be there while she was showering.
@laurie113 15 күн бұрын
DoZo the clown…..PERFECT!!!!
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 15 күн бұрын
I like Don Snoreleone
@cindygamboa7112 13 күн бұрын
Please. We need young candidates that can help us with innovation and bring real solutions to the challenging situations we face every day.
@shellzbellz57 13 күн бұрын
Bloody hell never watched Jimmy & i cant stop laughing jimmys good alright 😂😂😂😂😂
@teehen6694 14 күн бұрын
🤔So let me get this straight. The man that put the judge’s daughter life at risk wants that same judge to be accommodating to him for his son?🤯
@user-ux4lx4we8o 14 күн бұрын
Definitely a Trumpy University graduate 🎉😂😂😂😂
@Catharine662 14 күн бұрын
Good point!
@mikebunting7262 14 күн бұрын
Irony is a word that isn't in his vocabulary
@peace4myheart 15 күн бұрын
Sounds like someone doesn't know anything about Gettysburg.
@philipem1000 14 күн бұрын
Trump sounds exactly like the kid who didn't read the book, giving his book report! (disclaimer: that's not original with me, but it sure as hell fits...)
@dceplay 14 күн бұрын
Gettysburg or about anything else for that matter...
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 14 күн бұрын
@@dceplaybut he knew who Lee was (except for the whole pirate voice thing I guess)
@marygillmeister6013 14 күн бұрын
It was bizarre to see a former President waxing poetic about a Confederate General to a bunch of Pennsylvanians. Were they not in the Union? 👻
@Member_zero 14 күн бұрын
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s The only thing he knows about Robert E. Lee is that he existed. That's it.
@meme-tg6hr 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy, GO FOR THE JUGULAR. KEEP IT UP. ❤❤
@captainawesomesplayground5403 13 күн бұрын
I love how he says R E Lee is no longer in favor and immedietly Mike Lindell pops up
@donnamcardle8928 15 күн бұрын
Trump never went to any of his kiddos graduations
@user-fl3sr2kh5c 15 күн бұрын
He doesn’t even know which kid it is 😂
@jannetteberends8730 15 күн бұрын
I was wondering that too
@jamiejoygatto 15 күн бұрын
He probably forgot the kid's name.
@nhatvu8800 15 күн бұрын
Did his kids even go to school?
@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 15 күн бұрын
What Graduations?
@daveboryszewski130 15 күн бұрын
The Nodfather!!
@Livvygirl-wd3li 15 күн бұрын
Trump’s dad FRED TRUMP. Fred was tied to KKK. Look it up! It was on the news paper.
@sherryforrest6564 15 күн бұрын
Don Snoreleone
@ArleneCarney-ec5lc 14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spirited6086 14 күн бұрын
Gettysburg, what a horrible.. What a beautiful thing that was. SMH.
@joscharf1080 13 күн бұрын
Dear Jimmy, you and your writing staff are truly wordsmiths, so crafty and clever with language. I love it! Keep up the good work!
@michaelmdy 14 күн бұрын
A real applicable quote from Robert E Lee, “I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself.”
@classifiedveteran9879 14 күн бұрын
It's a good quote. Just don't forget Robert E. Lee owned slaves, was a white supremacist, and was a traitor to the United States of America.
@Itcouldbebunnies 14 күн бұрын
As a proud slave owner, I'm sure he was an expert at controlling others...🙄
@corners23251 14 күн бұрын
@@Itcouldbebunnies heh heh heh; good one
@tammyjohnson1927 14 күн бұрын
Is just a dog whistle for his followers you know that there's no substance policy or any type of legislative importance to his speeches. He said stupid things and people laughed on cue.
@AfiaA.-vb3xz 13 күн бұрын
Is it about Biden?
@FalconXE302 15 күн бұрын
Seriously, if anyone can't recognise Trump idiocy after his speech about Gettysburg... then they are also truly idiotic.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 14 күн бұрын
Especially cause he was talking to a crowd in Allentown
@CatherineSTodd 14 күн бұрын
"Dozo the Clown" ... good one, Jimmy! LOL!!!
@sandralybrand9425 12 күн бұрын
Poor little Victim Me!😂😂🤣🤣
@TheWtfanime 15 күн бұрын
Anyone under a criminal trial shouldn't be aloud to run to for any office... that should be just common sense. It's past his jail time.
@publicuser2534 14 күн бұрын
@@westcoastbred7745I c what u did thair
@geibel07 14 күн бұрын
@@westcoastbred7745- What’s with the * ?
@ElSantoLuchador 14 күн бұрын
@@geibel07 Using an '*' is what grammar nazis do when they are correcting someone.
@noddier 14 күн бұрын
His bought judges overturned that Constitutional Amendment just for Trump who got them appointed.
@kathybutterfield2760 14 күн бұрын
If he's convicted, can he run as a felon? Is there even a rule about it? Our founders never dreamed.....
@erikcareswell6768 14 күн бұрын
LOLZ.. Trump talking about Gettysburg reminded me instantly of Bart Simpson giving a book report on a book he never read.
@adamclifton29 14 күн бұрын
Just like when he was asked what his favorite passage in the Bible is. I'm not religious either but I'm not going to lie and pretend I am lol. That's just sad
@donnyvonshitzinpants_4_jail_24 14 күн бұрын
😂
@JediMasterGeoff 12 күн бұрын
"In conclusion, Syria is a land of contrasts."
@jmorrison44601 14 күн бұрын
Did trump not pay the "Blacks for Trump" guys? I noticed they are not in the background this time 😂😂
@bartonted 14 күн бұрын
The first Trump to get a school certificate, that wasn't paid for.
@patticrichton1135 14 күн бұрын
"NOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS" yeah DONNIE, NO PRESIDENT has EVER done the THINGS you have done that DESERVED to go to court! THAT'S NOTHING to be PROUD about!!
@kateuhler7803 14 күн бұрын
We LOST all respect worldwide because of that orange monster. Every accusation, a confession. 🙄
@Erin.56 14 күн бұрын
Orange monster is right
@nonya.bizness 14 күн бұрын
no WE didn't. HE did. WE are going to fix that soon.
@heidicorzine1208 14 күн бұрын
We did lose respect worldwide because we still have a great many Americans who will still vote for him!
@aliceflood2435 13 күн бұрын
I love Jimmey Kimmels comments. I just have to remember not to drink water and laugh😅
@davewitty3307 13 күн бұрын
Trump…the gift that keeps giving to jimmy. What are you going to do when you don’t have this comedy gold? Are you planning for the future and hiring a 10x team of writers when this is in the past?
@StrawberryDragon645 14 күн бұрын
Why on earth would his wife and son want him at the graduation in the first place. Why would the other graduates and their parents want him there making this the worst experience of their lives?
@joeleong1719 14 күн бұрын
He's there to raise money Haha
@alanfairbrother890 14 күн бұрын
He didn’t go to the other three, graduations.
@sharonharris9782 14 күн бұрын
@@alanfairbrother890three? He has five children. So, you left out Tiffany? 😂
@kathybrigger9431 14 күн бұрын
He would go to steal the attention from his son and make it about his campaign.
@ydnicsmada7368 14 күн бұрын
Exactly what I thought. It’s Barron’s day but DJT will make it about himself.
@mikelytou 14 күн бұрын
"until the court room sketch artist runs out of orange" Was such an underappreciated joke 😂
@deonna9100 14 күн бұрын
💁🏾♀️🤣😭🎯❗
@cameronroberts4296 14 күн бұрын
I liked Donny “Nappleseed”.
@thetinman7371 14 күн бұрын
I liked it! 🤣
@anthonylong5870 14 күн бұрын
Im pretty sure it was Roosevelt who quoted about "Never fight up hill me boys" speaking to his rough riders who had just charged a hilltop
@cappiece3786 13 күн бұрын
Nobody's ever seen anything like this. Youd think hed come up with something different.
@stephanieames66 15 күн бұрын
I think he pretended to nod off because he wants to act like this trial is no big deal. Just such a waste of his time. LOCK him up.
@mariegarside8830 15 күн бұрын
Drowsy Donald
@LiberallyAbsurd02 15 күн бұрын
He's so used to being in court that it probably bored him. Definitelty unfit for office
@alanl.simmons9726 15 күн бұрын
Sundowning ?
@marysaum2213 15 күн бұрын
No Adderall today
@walterbo7687 15 күн бұрын
He did not pretend. He's sleepy Don
@faithinverity8523 14 күн бұрын
Dear, Mr Trump. Many of us have found an easy way to attend our childrens’ events: we abstain from committing crime.
@JayDovnerRRP 2 күн бұрын
That rant about Gettysburg actually had me cracking up. Watching some of the people behind him was good too.
@cherylboucher4491 14 күн бұрын
I need a t-shirt with Never fight uphill me boys.
@Mozart1220 15 күн бұрын
Every other word out of his mouth is "nobody's ever seen anything like it" ...
@two-sense 15 күн бұрын
I know. It's horrible. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. Oops.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 күн бұрын
He is talking about himself...he is just so dense.
@Ed_H. 15 күн бұрын
D'ump's hand gestures remind me of those little toy monkeys that you wind up and they bang their cymbals together. Remember those?
@user-oj1wv6qb5v 15 күн бұрын
I do! Your so right. If you wanna see what 2nd term will be. Watch. Rise of the Nazis. You will see how alike they really are. For real......
@cheriem432 15 күн бұрын
His air accordion has always bugged me.
@darakinsey7775 15 күн бұрын
It's an air accordion 😅
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 күн бұрын
His poor dead mother, rest her soul, took the cymbals away when he was a toddler.
@scottramsay7439 14 күн бұрын
@@darakinsey7775All that's missing is the tip jar.
@-11_11 12 күн бұрын
He's proud to be there! He doesn't even know where he is..lmao! 😂❤
@Beastmode7400 3 күн бұрын
Just like how Biden doesn’t know where’s he is at 90% of the time? 🤣🤦🏻♂️
@barbmadsen6708 10 күн бұрын
Give Trump a colouring book and an orange crayon. Keep him busy all day
@Shabbyie 14 күн бұрын
Barron will be delighted not to have his embarrassment of a father there.
@WilliamTaylorIII 14 күн бұрын
Barron probably asks his mother all the time "when can we go live in your home country"
@michaellucas8882 14 күн бұрын
Embarrassing when your dad becomes president and a billionaire
@ghostpine 14 күн бұрын
Go buy another red hat 😂
@peggyking9543 14 күн бұрын
@@michaellucas8882Not quite. When he SAYS he's President and SAYS he's a billionaire.
@Brea95 14 күн бұрын
@@michaellucas8882billionaire? Is that why he can’t pay his bills?
@Mikados_Advark12 14 күн бұрын
When Dozy Don was president- the rest of the world (us) considered America to have lost its marbles - not admired at all.
@zavier0123 13 күн бұрын
I LOVE...LOVE..LOVE JIMMY KIMMEL AND THE SHOW!!!
@QuidamByMoonlight 13 күн бұрын
I love how Jimmy Kimmel has gone full open season on Donald Trump since the Oscars! I hope people are sharing these videos with Donald so he can hear the whole world laughing at him and his ego!
@lisapoynter1814 14 күн бұрын
His own behavior is keeping him from his son's graduation. And by the way, he didn't say a mumbling word on his son's 18th birthday.
@Baliane22 14 күн бұрын
We all know by now, Trump will use anyone even his last born for his own selfish goals. It wasn’t about Baron, it was Trump trying to hold a rally.
@theageofisgone 14 күн бұрын
Watching all of the geniuses standing behind him during his Gettysburg speech says it all!!!
@mesaeddie 14 күн бұрын
It looked like a Mouth Breather Convention.
@carolw8579 14 күн бұрын
Very accurate. Sheesh 🙄
@kathybrigger9431 14 күн бұрын
Bobble Heads.
@AndrewMacLaine 14 күн бұрын
They were literally yawning and looking away! I hope it was a "snap out of it" moment for a few. At the guy in the right making faces was invested lol.
@Pbav8tor 14 күн бұрын
It looked to me like they were looking for the off ramp, rally exit, port-a-potty 😂
@usmcchrisg 11 күн бұрын
When you see it in print the depth of the stupidity really hits hard.
@user-zn5qg4se6q 15 күн бұрын
No one has seen anything like this! Donnie. You already SAID THAT! 10000000 times!
@sundayhinojosa8114 14 күн бұрын
Don't forget the huge muscular dude with tears in his eyes🤣🤣
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 14 күн бұрын
Did you know Lincoln was a republican? Not a lot of people know that...
@RonnieG 14 күн бұрын
@@user-zb9lv3gh8severyone who knows the tiniest bit of history knows that. Did you know about the dixiecrats & the change of ideology?
@janeh6217 14 күн бұрын
@@RonnieG I do believe that was sarcasm you're replying to. It's supposed to be another thing tfg would say.
@kelbatt7729 14 күн бұрын
slowly but surely you can see it ; the country has had enough of trump
@alanchristensen5735 15 күн бұрын
Proud to be a indicted criminal soon to be convicted felon.
@dfal6898 15 күн бұрын
I can hear the proud to be an American song playing to your comment! lol
@disastermaster1413 15 күн бұрын
I'm disappointed in Biden
@LoriAW3791 15 күн бұрын
@@disastermaster1413 Biden doesn't have 88 felony charges.
@a-a-ron6822 15 күн бұрын
@@disastermaster1413 just a little info for you...... Biden wasn't on the grand jury that indicted Trump.. I know that doesn't fit the fox news bullshit..... but most facts dint
@robertking6924 15 күн бұрын
@disastermaster1413 why?
@loristitt65 11 күн бұрын
UNBELIEVABLE!
@azariesfire9166 14 күн бұрын
You left out the part where he wisely intoned “bleahflupboooish”.
@anthonycanton9353 14 күн бұрын
This was Jimmy Kimmel at his best!! The Gettysburg battle description by Trump was hilarious!!!
@jetbossard7923 15 күн бұрын
Always look at the expressions on those paid actors who are standing behind him. They come from Craigslist Ads and get paid very little to be there. These ppl are clearly BORED.
@caronstout354 15 күн бұрын
And that 1 black guy looks uncomfortable...
@aliceputt3133 14 күн бұрын
I like the kid in the red jacket yawning.
@karenakelly2526 14 күн бұрын
The kid to the right, and behind Trump...making faces, lol.
@Gravydog316 14 күн бұрын
LOL my cousins went to his Arizona rally & each got $50, which they donated to the animal shelter
@Commenting-answering 14 күн бұрын
@@Gravydog316Is that where Trump is going to get his next wife from?
@WayneRogers-xc3xi 13 күн бұрын
Keep up the work thanks jimmy
@thespacecowboy420 12 күн бұрын
If this isn't proof of insanity I don't know what is
@toryhyde9306 15 күн бұрын
I’m on the east coast and I stay up every night waiting for Jimmy Kimmels monologue! I looked forward to it every day!
@joannajamerson35 15 күн бұрын
It's really good
@kimclarke5018 15 күн бұрын
Me too
@theresanakagawa5013 15 күн бұрын
Me too. His monologues are the best.
@cheriem432 15 күн бұрын
It's easier to do here on the west coast.
@Moon_Thief_420 15 күн бұрын
Same here! I'm in CT, and wait for these notifications.
@sfl6307 14 күн бұрын
PLEASE WATCH THE PEOPLE BEHIND HIM, their faces 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cheahkaimun1 14 күн бұрын
How much those clowns at the back are being “ paid “???????? Damn
@holon4662 13 күн бұрын
I just wrote a comment on that as well, befiore I saw yours: He could as well talk to zombies. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.
@rmartin147 12 күн бұрын
The unused props parade is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. 😄😁
@gabrielramirez6382 13 күн бұрын
did anyone notice all the clueless people in the background, wondering what Disneyland rider is Gettysburg........
@lyndapelletier2629 14 күн бұрын
If Trump wanted to attend future events for his kid, then he shouldn't have spent all that time and money on delay delay delay for court trials
@LaDemocrazia 14 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly. 👍
@Erin.56 14 күн бұрын
If he was so interested in his kid he shouldn’t have cheated on his mother back when he was born
@shirleyperry3170 14 күн бұрын
@@Erin.56100% true!
@janht2047 14 күн бұрын
That would have been a LOT of critical thinking for 'ole Donnie to figure that out!
@sangeet9100 14 күн бұрын
he wants to attend nothing (except fundraisers); didn't he proudly announce how he told his wife to take of the kids and habs them over to him when they're old enough to manage "business" (Trump lingo for 'bankruptcy')
@blakethebeast3174 15 күн бұрын
Trump's "Gettysburg Address" really makes me wish that all candidates, presidential down to the local level, be given a full psychological evaluation as soon as they say they're running for office. PLEASE.
@auntbeth6794 14 күн бұрын
Exactly that! Plus, of course, a security clearance.
@soonmipark9791 14 күн бұрын
Also they all should pass US history and civics exam. It is absolutely necessary.
@user-dt4gc9ow4d 14 күн бұрын
Throw in arithmetic too. Most of the MAGA bunch can't add or subtract either.
@corrieallen9818 14 күн бұрын
The world is laughing at him
@gtvon1 14 күн бұрын
That would certainly get Joe Biden out of office immediately.
@yolamontalvan9502 12 күн бұрын
This time, GIVE HIM A PRISON SENTENCE.
@user-gn3dh4pv1z 13 күн бұрын
If he goes to Barron’s graduation, he will probably be search for his next wife.
@TreeDancingCloud 14 күн бұрын
While in school, a spoiled kid with an inheritance to burn away heard a teacher say the words "freedom of speech" while explaining reasons why America is great. That same kid wasted the inheritance on failed business ventures, and went on to assume "freedom of speech" meant freedom to break absolutely any law, and never be under the control of any legal authorities. It doesn't work that way in the really real world, not even for a spoiled kid with an inheritance to burn away.
@areyouswerious 14 күн бұрын
You're making a big leap of faith assuming that he ever went to school😂
@kathybrigger9431 14 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@areyouswerious
@jonathanconnor7920 14 күн бұрын
I find that many conservative (or at least today's conservatives) tend not to understand freedom of speech. They make the mistake of thinking it's absolute. They also seem to forget that other people have that same freedom. For instance, when social media companies delete their posts or ban them, they think their first amendment rights are being violated, completely oblivious to the fact that as private companies, those companies are merely exercising their own first amendment right not to have their brand tarnished by hate speech and baseless conspiracy theories. It's really not a very complicated concept, but they find it challenging nonetheless.
@gtvon1 14 күн бұрын
From your lips to Elon Musk's ears.
@peforster6725 14 күн бұрын
He got away with a lot till he was forced upon us. That's what he likes to do that to women. I wonder if he has ever regrets it. If he had keep up under thr radar, it's very likely no one would have bothered with him.
@ttburn6338 15 күн бұрын
"Isn`t it past your prison time, Donald?"
@barbarastiffler8810 15 күн бұрын
You must be talking about Joe whose always lost and confused like his puppets
@jimsmith7212 15 күн бұрын
@@barbarastiffler8810 You aren't paying attention, are you?
@steverichards1482 15 күн бұрын
@@barbarastiffler8810 no, he's literally talking about trump, who is in court, his name isn't Donald Biden.
@johnwells7566 15 күн бұрын
@@barbarastiffler8810nope.... Definitely Velveeta Voldemort.... 😂
@mailelouie658 15 күн бұрын
By 55+ years
@michelehaderer8069 13 күн бұрын
Keep up the great work!
@lynettewilliams2540 14 күн бұрын
Apparently he has Never been to any of his children's graduations from anything.
@archangelvvv 14 күн бұрын
Of course not! It's not about HIMSELF!!!
@loiscurry1020 14 күн бұрын
Why should he attend this crap ,hell he paid for his son's test scores just as Trump's daddy paid off his school's, we know that he didn't study or read anything that had to do with learning.....
@kathybrigger9431 14 күн бұрын
But now he will get out of sitting in court. The most valuable thing you receive in life is your kids and Trump doesn't appreciate anything, not even his kids. Look at what he has taught them and has done to their lives. They will never get respect from people with common sense.
@shadrach6299 14 күн бұрын
He went to Tiffany’s graduation from law school
@postatility9703 14 күн бұрын
It's funny that Jimmy compared Trump sitting quietly during the length of the trial to an 8 year old sitting quietly in church.He IS the 8 year old. Sometimes the 3 year old.
@Rugelacharugula 14 күн бұрын
As a teacher, I’ve graded Gettysburg book reports like this…seriously. This is bad for a 6th grader!
@Mark-tm2zu 14 күн бұрын
This was great Jimmy!
@RestoreMoreMCM 14 күн бұрын
Great writers, perfect delivery!
@maargenbx1454 14 күн бұрын
That whole Gettysburg thing sounds like someone in third grade who didn’t read the book but has to give a report 😅
@lucyjohnson7974 14 күн бұрын
Pathetic, just pathetic.
@DaisyA-04 14 күн бұрын
I’ve taught third grade, I can assure you, they can fake it better than that! 😁
@Irondragon1945 13 күн бұрын
But you have to admit that it's great meme material Never fight uphill, me boys.
@MauriceSmock-gf5cf 13 күн бұрын
Still wayyyyy more articulate than anyone Biden, Harris, Clinton or nbc,cnn etc
@hrma6313 13 күн бұрын
@@MauriceSmock-gf5cf You have wayyyyy more brain cells than a worm, like 3 times more ! Congrats !
@gregduke5812 15 күн бұрын
Why is nobody talking about the guy just over Trump's left shoulder? He had me cracking up.
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 15 күн бұрын
Right?!?! Me too!! Some weird faces!!
@karenakelly2526 14 күн бұрын
Reminded me of my little brother when we were dragged to church on Sundays.
@allisonjames2923 14 күн бұрын
I think that’s a girl lol. But yes. The faces are priceless
@Gravydog316 14 күн бұрын
because Trump is a bigger, better clown.
@mlbrooks4066 14 күн бұрын
Then he checks his smart phone to see if he’s been posted by anybody yet.
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