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@Diffusion8
@Diffusion8 4 жыл бұрын
OMG Did that Hyde thing really actually happen??!!! That's insane!!!! 😂😂😂
@nshafiee5780
@nshafiee5780 4 жыл бұрын
"His mouth says escalator but his hand says water slide"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alexh4449
@alexh4449 4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching The House of Cards on Netflix a while ago, thinking that show was ridiculous. Now I watch the news about real life politicians and think that the The House of Cards was actually quite realistic.
@BrandonAlexander-sj2qm
@BrandonAlexander-sj2qm 4 жыл бұрын
“Black and White, like Michael Jackson.” What the hell?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 4 жыл бұрын
Hyde thought he was accepting an award or something... with his little cheat-sheet, thanking everyone, including those who *dressed* him... LOL!
@finnthehuman9426
@finnthehuman9426 4 жыл бұрын
God, that was hard to watch! I despise the guy, and still I just felt embarrassed for him it was just that cringey.
@joeljohn5305
@joeljohn5305 4 жыл бұрын
Who is he ??? Never heard of him... In India...
@christopherbedford9897
@christopherbedford9897 4 жыл бұрын
"The world's most embarrassing best man speech" - spot on. Slightly worse than Zach Galifianakis' lines the night the guys arrive in Vegas in "The Hangover" (2009)
@dondobbs9302
@dondobbs9302 4 жыл бұрын
@@joeljohn5305 He's another awful clown in the Republican clown car.
@SiscoTheKiddHollard
@SiscoTheKiddHollard 4 жыл бұрын
I actually think he did an amazing job of misdirection, the KGB would be proud. Couldn't even be forced to talk about what he was there to be interviewed about.
@NanaYawAforo
@NanaYawAforo 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Hyde is now definitely in the running for worst human ever.
@denyze2263
@denyze2263 4 жыл бұрын
Nana Aforo ... Robert Hyde, I think, is very ill.
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
And wishing he could Hyde from the law!
@flynn7274
@flynn7274 4 жыл бұрын
Trump still gets first place for worst human being ever.
@wagonstation3709
@wagonstation3709 4 жыл бұрын
FLYNN I think #3 & Hyde are in a tie!
@marcusroca7024
@marcusroca7024 4 жыл бұрын
HYDE2024
@ray_beas
@ray_beas 4 жыл бұрын
that robert hyde dude is like a real-life "between two ferns" skit.
@usuk9316
@usuk9316 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍
@53smalltrain
@53smalltrain 4 жыл бұрын
@J.R. 48 " In November 2019, Hyde was compelled by a magistrate to make child support payments to Jennyfer Morin to support their 13-year old child.He was also sued by Between the Bridges, LLC for failing to pay fees owed to a marina in Old Saybrook, Connecticut in January 2019, and by a landlord in Simsbury, Connecticut in February 2019 over unpaid rent. Hyde violated a restraining order issued by a judge in Washington, D.C., ordering him to stay away from a female Republican political consultant who said Hyde was stalking her, leading police to confiscate three rifles and two shotguns from him." Very impressive guy trying to run the for the office in CT? Such a joke and an insults to the locals.😨😨😨
@P1983sche
@P1983sche 4 жыл бұрын
Wow...that interview was BAD. “I wrote these notes in the bathroom.” Is this real life?
@rubanc7406
@rubanc7406 4 жыл бұрын
Could have easily been a scene from "The Office"
@Omar_E11
@Omar_E11 4 жыл бұрын
BAD, like Michael Jackson. From the grave!
@drusmith6463
@drusmith6463 4 жыл бұрын
good Lord, this bloke Hyde is running for office in CT??? America, what have we done???
@Lacota1375
@Lacota1375 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even hire him to work at McDonalds
@kathleenmitchell1582
@kathleenmitchell1582 4 жыл бұрын
Not after that little performance. He's all done.
@shawnsisler3743
@shawnsisler3743 4 жыл бұрын
@@kathleenmitchell1582 They voted in Trump.
@ntandosekay
@ntandosekay 4 жыл бұрын
And after the Trump saga,this guy will win the seat😥
@BGkeys88
@BGkeys88 4 жыл бұрын
He knew he had no chance even before deciding to run for Congress....CT is blue
@TheGaganPonnappa
@TheGaganPonnappa 4 жыл бұрын
That Robert Hyde interview is the kind of comedy show I want in my life. Almost died laughing. 😂😂😂
@lauriewesttx6999
@lauriewesttx6999 4 жыл бұрын
Seriouly!! WTH?!?!?!
@tylerbrisco9824
@tylerbrisco9824 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😭☠️
@quintas66
@quintas66 4 жыл бұрын
"...that beautiful escalator." What kind of lunatic says sh*t like that?!
@tibaazher2792
@tibaazher2792 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know a physical crazy man
@trnharris
@trnharris 4 жыл бұрын
A weirdo, like he is
@usanasingh8430
@usanasingh8430 4 жыл бұрын
Trump went to prestigious college and writes his own speeches
@ernestroybal
@ernestroybal 3 жыл бұрын
Well it is.
@Xenomurphy
@Xenomurphy 4 жыл бұрын
And let's not forget: It was a PERFECT escalator.
@Lianne-issa
@Lianne-issa 4 жыл бұрын
Xenomurphy a tremendous escalator... probably the greatest escalator in the world.
@chemp231
@chemp231 4 жыл бұрын
Forget what?
@Xenomurphy
@Xenomurphy 4 жыл бұрын
@@chemp231 Sorry, can't remember.
@Max_Mustermann
@Max_Mustermann 4 жыл бұрын
Trump and his supporters probably see the escalator ride as a metaphor - the Chosen One descending from above. I am only half joking.
@Lianne-issa
@Lianne-issa 4 жыл бұрын
Agolf Twittler thats exactly how they will see it... mental!
@namkhamged
@namkhamged 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe we're at the point where we have to rely on the whistle blower to give us truthful information. If you have the information, be the whistle blower to save America.
@thelucasstorm
@thelucasstorm 4 жыл бұрын
Can't make this stuff up - these characters OMG.
@benim4449
@benim4449 4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Storm blows my mind😦 america is a circus
@34ccsn
@34ccsn 4 жыл бұрын
I agree the Democrats are ridiculous clowns that are destroying the country.
@tibaazher2792
@tibaazher2792 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it turns into a circus ,I wonder what that clown is going to do next!!!
@killingenola
@killingenola 4 жыл бұрын
@@34ccsn Oh you did spell Trump wrong there - democrats are not in power - trump is - you realize that trump is your president so if the country is going downhill its because of him.
@1stLadyAjavon
@1stLadyAjavon 4 жыл бұрын
@@killingenola 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@ld4974
@ld4974 4 жыл бұрын
"President Trump...is a man of his word." My God, how could a human being ever utter those words.
@DaveGIS123
@DaveGIS123 4 жыл бұрын
How could he utter those words? It's easy. One lie leads to another... "...evildoers and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived" (2 Timothy 3: 13b).
@sangeet9100
@sangeet9100 4 жыл бұрын
Here's what you missed - that was not a human being that said it
@hydrogenmissle
@hydrogenmissle 4 жыл бұрын
Your num
@natashavansteelandt4560
@natashavansteelandt4560 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Smellary appreciates all the promises he's kept 2 sides to the same coin an anagram literally
@hydrogenmissle
@hydrogenmissle 4 жыл бұрын
@@natashavansteelandt4560 well... he never did promise to save ukrain so theres that
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie." tRump : "I cannot tell the truth." tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
@elaineblack7904
@elaineblack7904 4 жыл бұрын
Night Knight Best comment yet!
@SD-vw2rd
@SD-vw2rd 4 жыл бұрын
@McVenison Steaks Like what the FARMERS received,and the TAXPAYERS are paying for ?? Definitions are one thing ...actions from a lying Clown with Bone Spurs are another. he will Bankrupt you all ...like his Casino.
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
@McVenison Steaks 👈 Invested in failed tRump steaks because he was poorly educated at tRump University! 😁😄😂🤣
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
@@elaineblack7904 Thanks elaine, cheers mate! 🍻🥂👍
@usuk9316
@usuk9316 4 жыл бұрын
Night Knight. 😂😂😂👍👍
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
"Mitch will eventually die of old age..." Don't tortoises famously live for centuries, though?
@owenwolfco.8344
@owenwolfco.8344 4 жыл бұрын
Note that tortoises can’t swim, so I wonder what happens if he falls in a pool...
@emmalancaster2896
@emmalancaster2896 4 жыл бұрын
Cheney is still alive. Evil never dies, neither will Cheney and Mitch.
@SuMBuDDe42oE
@SuMBuDDe42oE 4 жыл бұрын
When there is no more room in hell... the dead will walk the earth.
@chriscripplercruz1833
@chriscripplercruz1833 4 жыл бұрын
Turtle Turtle!!;
@syntaxerror9994
@syntaxerror9994 4 жыл бұрын
The blood sacrifices keep him alive. Hes what... 3,000 now?
@MrGladiator54321
@MrGladiator54321 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Hyde is like those annoying kids at school who want to force you to be their friend
@talalalwarafi
@talalalwarafi 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah best comment ever!!!!!!
@Ganjasmoke831
@Ganjasmoke831 4 жыл бұрын
U need. To stop being judgy
@e.abrahamovich8981
@e.abrahamovich8981 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wileyschmitt
@wileyschmitt 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, don't remind me, but you nailed it on the head, he's totally one, and didn't Parnas say that this Hyde guy was always drunk?
@andresnow769
@andresnow769 4 жыл бұрын
MrGladiator54321 a
@JeremyPeeples
@JeremyPeeples 4 жыл бұрын
Hyde's interview was like a book report done by someone who read the back of the book in passing and somewhat remembered the title of the book - and had to go in front of the class and talk about it for 30 minutes.
@littleentn7387
@littleentn7387 4 жыл бұрын
"Escalator" doesn't sound like a real word anymore.
@tanitaindelicato5649
@tanitaindelicato5649 4 жыл бұрын
Fitting. Sounds fake like the fake president traitor 45.
@fredflintstone9657
@fredflintstone9657 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@traceysouth1047
@traceysouth1047 4 жыл бұрын
ha , I know right, I was thinking the same thing.
@JO-zr4kc
@JO-zr4kc 4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree!
@fredflintstone9657
@fredflintstone9657 4 жыл бұрын
S-cullateher....that's how he spells it. That's why he waves his arms in that s-shape....
@australien6611
@australien6611 4 жыл бұрын
Man that guy was hard to watch
@florete2310
@florete2310 4 жыл бұрын
9:24 Hyde really forgot to thank his mom...😂
@marcexner1631
@marcexner1631 4 жыл бұрын
If any author came up with someone like this Hyde guy they would get dismissed for being too unrealistic.
@marcusgonzalez6390
@marcusgonzalez6390 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Hyde made those notes in the bathroom after the huge line he just took.
@RationalThinker1859
@RationalThinker1859 4 жыл бұрын
And it didn't seem to help either!
@ScandalCuracao
@ScandalCuracao 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. That interview actually happened? WOW
@noahesills
@noahesills 4 жыл бұрын
The Simpsons knew about that “escalator” before he did it
@MisterBolticus
@MisterBolticus 4 жыл бұрын
"Down the escalator" should be the title of a book on Trump's effect on America
@coleenparsons4905
@coleenparsons4905 4 жыл бұрын
But his hands say "waterslide".
@JorgeRodriguez-de6eo
@JorgeRodriguez-de6eo 4 жыл бұрын
On the world...
@MisterBolticus
@MisterBolticus 4 жыл бұрын
Coleen Parsons lmaoooo
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
Mister Bolticus 😁 you have a knack for titles!
@MisterBolticus
@MisterBolticus 4 жыл бұрын
S Miller I try my best sir haha have yourself a good day
@Omar_E11
@Omar_E11 4 жыл бұрын
I seriously thought that CNN interview was acted out. It's just too embarrassing.
@Hpalhazred
@Hpalhazred 4 жыл бұрын
Usa is a fascinating country! Forget about comedy shows, just watch the news.
@kublakhan1334
@kublakhan1334 4 жыл бұрын
Since when was coming down an escalator a great achievement ?
@Lacota1375
@Lacota1375 4 жыл бұрын
When you think about it, it kind of reflects his presidency. America is moving ever downward, and he's just standing there doing nothing but going along for the ride.
@DundyMuffs
@DundyMuffs 4 жыл бұрын
You obviously don't live in the US. If you did you would know we've been going up ever since Trump got elected
@njosborne6152
@njosborne6152 4 жыл бұрын
Kubla Khan When he doesn’t trip on his dress😂
@kublakhan1334
@kublakhan1334 4 жыл бұрын
Will Fitz , Take a little look at Trump’s past Will , he’s been scamming people his whole life. Not to mention that he does not possess a single redeeming human quality. Start with Trump University and the charities he stole from Will.
@Lacota1375
@Lacota1375 4 жыл бұрын
@@DundyMuffs Did Fox News tell you that?
@raygan777able
@raygan777able 4 жыл бұрын
Whoa! Good luck, America! You gonna really really need it.
@joezanella8949
@joezanella8949 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Hyde is clearly prime GOP material.
@usuk9316
@usuk9316 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@IrishRepoMan
@IrishRepoMan 4 жыл бұрын
That was embarrassing to watch. He'll never be invited back.
@averyhealy4877
@averyhealy4877 4 жыл бұрын
The escalator ride from The Simpson’s?
@JenniferMenendez522
@JenniferMenendez522 4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking.🤣
@AngelOfMusic20
@AngelOfMusic20 4 жыл бұрын
That's the only "escalator ride" I remember 🤷‍♀️
@njosborne6152
@njosborne6152 4 жыл бұрын
Avery Healy Like a child bride😂
@connieharper5363
@connieharper5363 4 жыл бұрын
"I told you to hold on to the rail, I asked you to not spit over the side."
@AlexSeverinski
@AlexSeverinski 4 жыл бұрын
More like the escalator to nowhere, which seems like the perfect metaphor for those working for Chump.
@wagonstation3709
@wagonstation3709 4 жыл бұрын
This "interview" was worse, much worse, than even the bizarre Nunberg interview! "They want all my emails to roger stone! I'll never turn on him!"
@kellymm7630
@kellymm7630 4 жыл бұрын
Over 100 tweets , let that sink in !!! God help you over across the pond
@youngjojo3052
@youngjojo3052 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I’m having a bad day, I just go on KZfaq and watch something about trump because I know he’s going to say something stupid that’s going to make me laugh, and he never disappoints. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CyframerEX
@CyframerEX 4 жыл бұрын
Good point tbh lol
@ccmarcum
@ccmarcum 4 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing every evening, so I can then get some peaceful sleep. KZfaq gives me hope that we may be able to live though this eventually--that it won't just go on forever.
@maxnullifidian
@maxnullifidian 4 жыл бұрын
If you expect Trump to be disappointing, you won't be disappointed.
@jimmytran3350
@jimmytran3350 4 жыл бұрын
His an idiot.. Too bad it affects the rest of the World. The man is dangerous. So is the people behind his back
@icemancometh8679
@icemancometh8679 4 жыл бұрын
Well good Lord about the first time somebody pisses him off he goes on Twitter and rants for 3 hours you're bound to find something I thought he was supposed to be our president when did he ever do presidential things?
@raymondkymsuttle
@raymondkymsuttle 4 жыл бұрын
He came down the escalator... it’s like he’s trying to compare his escalator to Washington crossing the Delaware 🤦‍♂️
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Well, in his defense... a large percentage of Republicans believe he is a greater President than Abraham Lincoln 😂 He can probably get away with a little mythologising. Which boggles the mind.
@lorenrenee1
@lorenrenee1 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Trump knows enough us history to know about that. The last book he read was... ... ... Who are we kidding, Don the Con is functionally illiterate. Which isn’t the worst because there was books on tape and and audible [ sic] but still... nada.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Hell, somebody compared him to Jesus!
@hancocki
@hancocki 4 жыл бұрын
Well he is the Chosen One after all so forget the Delaware, the Escalator is more like Moses coming down from the Mountain
@doobiesoringes7131
@doobiesoringes7131 4 жыл бұрын
Courage Karnga lol, well he _is_ the son of Fred Christ Trump, afterall.
@greenvilleobserver9431
@greenvilleobserver9431 4 жыл бұрын
I wish he would go back up that now famous escalator
@creekwalker62
@creekwalker62 4 жыл бұрын
16K lies! Yeah, he's a man of his word.
@slactweak
@slactweak 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but at least he's [a] consistent [LIAR].
@LelynnsSquirrels
@LelynnsSquirrels 4 жыл бұрын
riddle me this... if Lev Parnas CAN'T b trusted, then WHY did THEY trust HIM, with SO MUCH??
@doobiesoringes7131
@doobiesoringes7131 4 жыл бұрын
_PRESIDENT TRUMP ... IS A MAN OF HIS WORD_ Wow, how soul-crushing _that_ must have been.
@DundyMuffs
@DundyMuffs 4 жыл бұрын
He's doing everything he promised he was going to do. Our economy has never been better. Sounds like a man of his word to me. You must be in a alternate parallel universe or something. Or you just have trouble thinking for yourself so you need Jimmy to tell you
@jasongoodacre
@jasongoodacre 4 жыл бұрын
What the hell are you talking about? Are you one of those stupid "orange-man bad" people because Trump. Look at the economy dumbo.
@worxinprogress905
@worxinprogress905 4 жыл бұрын
Will Fitz seen his tax returns he said as soon as audit was over he would release them said he would only hire the best people but his people get fired because he said there not good enough. quit because they are not baby sitter material or go to jail please don’t get up set just saying
@worxinprogress905
@worxinprogress905 4 жыл бұрын
Jason Goodacre if your going to base if he’s good or bad on the economy only is like saying that cash is a indicator on if someone goes to heaven or hell as long as the money looks right he is ok doesn’t matter about anything else
@coachmixer8230
@coachmixer8230 4 жыл бұрын
Carl Johnson you just perfectly, albeit inadvertently, captured the disconnect between the right and the left. The left is very concerned with Donald Trump as a person- I don’t think you could find a reasonable (intelligent) person who would argue that he is a model person exhibiting tremendous character- he’s not. He’s arrogant, self-centered, and vindictive. A great deal of conservatives note all of these things, we just don’t care. Who Trump is as a person truly has no palpable impact on our day-to-day lives. Unless we allow them to, his morals have no bearing on how you, me, or anyone else function in America. What does have a noticeable impact on a day to day level is the economy, if and to what extent we are able to provide for our families. In that regard, Trump has undeniably excelled over the past 4 years. So long as the moral turpitudes aren’t reflected in policy & law- why the hell would I care that I wouldn’t want to be friends with him?
@xymonau2468
@xymonau2468 4 жыл бұрын
WTF? How did Robert Hyde get to any place of prominence? He's got nothing.
@jules7558
@jules7558 4 жыл бұрын
He's definitely at rock bottom. There's only two ways to go from here.
@xymonau2468
@xymonau2468 4 жыл бұрын
@@jules7558 Well, he has been on a downward trajectory for his entire life, morally speaking. Power has just brought out his real personality. Some third world country should thank the US for keeping this one at home.
@chewyjello1
@chewyjello1 4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing by Russian money laundering. And he's not really in any place of prominence. He's running for congress even though the GOP asked him not to. He was in the Trump crowd because of donating lots of money (even though he was behind on child support). I don't even know if he's employed at the moment. He is a sad case.
@layne721
@layne721 4 жыл бұрын
In some other universe, some other dimension of reality, Chris Farley is alive and getting a phone call from Lorne Michaels to fly back to NYC to do this guy in the cold open this saturday night.
@havocisomegathegigaddiappl9560
@havocisomegathegigaddiappl9560 4 жыл бұрын
Where the hell did they get this guy from . what rock did they dig robert hyde up from ...... His speech is so incoherent..he's part of the government..my nephew is 8 and speaks better than him😂😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔
@Sapphire-Sky
@Sapphire-Sky 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I would love to honor that "Famous escalator" by throwing up all over it!!🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
@Lacota1375
@Lacota1375 4 жыл бұрын
I don't like throwing up, so I'll settle for pissing on it.
@darkblack7242
@darkblack7242 4 жыл бұрын
I'LL piss on it
@Sapphire-Sky
@Sapphire-Sky 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lacota1375 That works too, we can do both!! LOL 🤣😂🤣
@Jillians1025
@Jillians1025 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sapphire-Sky I say we lightss it on fiyahhh! 🔥.. Jk that's a lil extreme. Maybe just pee/puke on it 🤷‍♀️
@wagonstation3709
@wagonstation3709 4 жыл бұрын
I had NO idea where you were going with that one... Until I scrolled down! : P
@xsrclose3207
@xsrclose3207 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! "Now with me, there was no lying" Im using that forever! Every time I go down a beautiful escalator I am going to shout that took the world!
@bardylon
@bardylon 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Hyde sounds like he’s accepting an award
@kindlin
@kindlin 4 жыл бұрын
An award that he doesn't know what it is nor why he got it and has to make everyone that got it for him feel proud.
@markrothery5720
@markrothery5720 4 жыл бұрын
The escalator isn't magic Mountain 😂
@njosborne6152
@njosborne6152 4 жыл бұрын
mark rothery It is for him.
@kathleenmitchell1582
@kathleenmitchell1582 4 жыл бұрын
@@njosborne6152 Yeah, like riding down an escalator is a great skill! LMAO. 😎
@njosborne6152
@njosborne6152 4 жыл бұрын
Kathleen Mitchell Easy for you to say, when his bone spur got caught in his coronation gown made for Clinton😂🤣🤪
@reknown123
@reknown123 4 жыл бұрын
7:23 WRONG! Melania had candle lit dinner with the pool boy.
@audreykennedy8891
@audreykennedy8891 4 жыл бұрын
Rob Hyde is very very strange. And that's an understatement.
@FEARisCOLD
@FEARisCOLD 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin James needs to play this Hyde guy on SNL
@CC-vw1cs
@CC-vw1cs 4 жыл бұрын
wow - that interview .... cringe factor thru' the roof !
@kathleenmitchell1582
@kathleenmitchell1582 4 жыл бұрын
That stricken look on Chris' face - priceless.
@guadaluperincon1889
@guadaluperincon1889 4 жыл бұрын
My face fell off!how embarrassing!!WTF!!
@kathleenmitchell1582
@kathleenmitchell1582 4 жыл бұрын
@TheTruthMatters! Cuz it's fun. He did try to get the GOP talking points in at the very end - good economy, high stock market. Trainwreck.
@chukwudiilozue9171
@chukwudiilozue9171 4 жыл бұрын
Chris should have pulled a Maxine Waters. "reclaiming my time"
@byLizee
@byLizee 4 жыл бұрын
C C definitely.
@romap830
@romap830 4 жыл бұрын
All I can say is.... Im sooooooooo glad to be CANADIAN
@seriesjunkie0074
@seriesjunkie0074 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that I'm an American either!
@Bookcity300
@Bookcity300 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I were!
@ElcoWeitering
@ElcoWeitering 4 жыл бұрын
that last bit was one of the greatest funniest tv moments I have seen in years.
@tedcabana
@tedcabana 4 жыл бұрын
The only bipartisan agreement that whole event was... "Let's take a Break"
@nene90047R1
@nene90047R1 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe cuomo let this clown to troll him on his own show. Chris know how to hold his ground for god sake he is an ITA. New Yorker. He’s not Cooper or Wolf Come on Chris you’re my go to guy when it comes to throwing punches and hard blows.
@Kermit_T_Frog
@Kermit_T_Frog 4 жыл бұрын
A troll who looked like he was about to have a heart attack.
@tcg4111
@tcg4111 4 жыл бұрын
as soon as he brought up the fredo nonsense, cuomo should've known that this knucklehead had NO intention of answering any of his questions and turned on the offensive and trolled him right back like he does with kelly anne...and it would've been SO EASY too! ahhh opportunity missed Cuomo, opportunity missed...
@nighthawk0077
@nighthawk0077 4 жыл бұрын
I can. Cuomo is a no talent CNN yes man.
@nhokonhokopuala
@nhokonhokopuala 4 жыл бұрын
My friend... That is not trolling, if anything he was the trolled, when a dumdumb is allowed to talk freely, it usually says stupid things... Think it like a fart inside the elevator, in the end out we all know who did it...
@ieatgremlins
@ieatgremlins 4 жыл бұрын
Coumo is a joke, what’s new?
@azae00Vids
@azae00Vids 4 жыл бұрын
this is one of those movies where I would normally just skip to the ending
@blaidencortel
@blaidencortel 4 жыл бұрын
Mr Hyde... That was PAINFULLY awkward. Wow, I can’t even
@themousethatroared3371
@themousethatroared3371 4 жыл бұрын
All hail Lord Dampnut of Bonespur who descended the Escalator from Mount Olympus to Rule over us with hisTiny Fist and Grace us with his Orange Malevolence! Oh Mighty Escalator!
@NoCultsPlease
@NoCultsPlease 4 жыл бұрын
The Mouse that Roared ... LOLOL
@Lon.BedStuyforLife
@Lon.BedStuyforLife 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, it was painful to watch that interview with Cuomo. Where does the Trump administration find these people?
@JillontheLake
@JillontheLake 4 жыл бұрын
The bar is so low, there's nowhere left to go.
@andylane7142
@andylane7142 4 жыл бұрын
Jill Springer Forrest I wish you were. Right however I think there is plenty of places lower to go and each and every one of them will bring greater shame on our generation. I have a horrible feeling we are headed for very not good places at all and it scares the crap out of me.
@lorenrenee1
@lorenrenee1 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Farley would have had a field day with that guy.
@tropicalaquarium5807
@tropicalaquarium5807 4 жыл бұрын
Not only did he come down the escalator, he is ‘The Escalator’, successfully escalating tensions with many countries.
@kathleenmitchell1582
@kathleenmitchell1582 4 жыл бұрын
Lev Parnas did say that Robert Hyde is always drunk. Lev didn't lie and Hyde is a disaster. Bet Chris wasn't expecting an acceptance speech from Hyde like he was at the Academy Awards.
@simonbishop5880
@simonbishop5880 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Cummo man, talk about how it sucks to be the only sober guy at the party
@princessluna888
@princessluna888 4 жыл бұрын
Hyde what a riot 😂
@TaiwanisMoving
@TaiwanisMoving 4 жыл бұрын
His campaign logo HYDE has the E in white, blue, and red stripes. The Russian flag! Are you kidding me? You can't make this up
@tanitaindelicato5649
@tanitaindelicato5649 4 жыл бұрын
The GOP are all traitors
@Sargethe1st
@Sargethe1st 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed the oddity but not direct reference. Nice catch... and you’re right. What’s unbelievable is all those ppl who blindly support him... there no reasonable explanation except the concept of being “willingly ignorant”. Cheers!
@iiz67
@iiz67 4 жыл бұрын
the constitution is dead, may it rest in peace.... sad.
@ehenne55
@ehenne55 4 жыл бұрын
Tump *waves hand* this is not the escalator you’re looking for.
@fearless4him595
@fearless4him595 4 жыл бұрын
Wow that’s a pretty profile picture.
@waynejohnson493
@waynejohnson493 4 жыл бұрын
i would love to see bolton testify
@schmoab
@schmoab 4 жыл бұрын
I was not watching, just listening to the audio. I thought that Hyde guy was about 22. He does sound like a drunk party bro.
@byLizee
@byLizee 4 жыл бұрын
" because it's dark in the tunnel she's digging " LMAO good grief
@rich_buckeye
@rich_buckeye 4 жыл бұрын
Cipollone: "President Trump..." (throws up a little in mouth) "...is a man of his word."
@ramonaestrada601
@ramonaestrada601 4 жыл бұрын
Rich J 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
@RafeeqManalody
@RafeeqManalody 4 жыл бұрын
Probably trump himself wrote that sentence for him
@jbodden6977
@jbodden6977 4 жыл бұрын
sure, I believe that, as long as the word is part of or entirely a lie...
@guillermolmp
@guillermolmp 4 жыл бұрын
“This whole mess could’ve been avoided!” ... 😜
@yuki_eerhs4591
@yuki_eerhs4591 4 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the escalator.... Should report for harassment
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
The sketch of Lindsey Graham would just be an empty desk, as he wasn't even there most of the time today. I guess that makes it easier for him to say he didn't see or hear and reason to convict and remove Trump. 🙄 How convenient.
@herglawrmr33
@herglawrmr33 4 жыл бұрын
Little Lindsay must have some real dirty skeletons in his closet to be the extreme level of a two faced hypocrite that he has chosen to be thus far.
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
@@herglawrmr33 Yep! He went from saying, "If you want to make America great, tell Donald Trump to go to HELL!", to presidential ball washer, in one day; the 2016 election day. 🙄 It really is pathetic, and history won't be good to him or anyone else blindly defending Trump; The Lyin' King.
@iDGF999
@iDGF999 4 жыл бұрын
He was there. You just couldn't see him because he's so tiny.
@iccus62
@iccus62 4 жыл бұрын
he'll be there for the vote,as they a ll will. To them, this is an inconvenience and they already know the ending.They are trying to jump through all the necessary hoops first.
@tanitaindelicato5649
@tanitaindelicato5649 4 жыл бұрын
I donated to his opponent to remove him
@porschecollector727
@porschecollector727 4 жыл бұрын
"Black and White, like Michael Jackson!" I seriously can't believe I am hear this in 2020
@Omar_E11
@Omar_E11 4 жыл бұрын
Felt like I was taken back to 2005 with that. Luckily Kimmel didn't go full 2005 comedian mode.
@FaithMatini
@FaithMatini 4 жыл бұрын
I’m embarrassed. I mean it keeps happening so you’d think I’d be used to it but it just keeps happening! Please stop! Lol Hyde!!! 😂😂😂
@actioncomicsplusgames8091
@actioncomicsplusgames8091 4 жыл бұрын
He planned that escalator scene from Everyone’s favorite cartoon The Simpson’s 😂🤣😂
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
So Jimmy’s instinct is to open up Twitter when there’s an earthquake... Same honestly
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Better than listening to Trump.
@Aztec723
@Aztec723 4 жыл бұрын
Liar
@lelouchkyro1938
@lelouchkyro1938 4 жыл бұрын
I find you in anime videos now I find you here?!
@tricktaylor1983
@tricktaylor1983 4 жыл бұрын
"Growing pains?"
@mndy129
@mndy129 4 жыл бұрын
@@lelouchkyro1938 I was just about to say...
@michellebaton
@michellebaton 4 жыл бұрын
I'm born/ part raised in CT. I've never been more ashamed, nor cringed so hard. Bless Chris for sitting there calmly for that.
@jrgordon47
@jrgordon47 4 жыл бұрын
Did Cipollone forget what he was saying or who he was talking about.
@heatherm2140
@heatherm2140 4 жыл бұрын
He had to pause to swallow hard enough to keep his soul from escaping 😕
@squeatley
@squeatley 4 жыл бұрын
There's actually a joke doing the rounds in the UK at the moment - when someone is BSing you say - 'and Tramp is a man of his word ' - no punchline - that's it ! 🤣🤣🤣
@ryansnow2116
@ryansnow2116 4 жыл бұрын
9:41 the face you make when your kids act strange in public
@herglawrmr33
@herglawrmr33 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@AnnieWarbux
@AnnieWarbux 4 жыл бұрын
Love ya Jimmy!! Thank you for bringing light to what these Monster Traitor Republicans do!!
@AnnieWarbux
@AnnieWarbux 4 жыл бұрын
🎯🎯🎯🎯Trump is GUILTY!!
@DundyMuffs
@DundyMuffs 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to watch Jimmy's show after Trump gets re-elected 😂👍🇺🇸
@hotterone1127
@hotterone1127 4 жыл бұрын
@@DundyMuffs Sorry Buddy but Trump will not serve a 2nd term. Millions didn't vote in last election because they thought it was a slam dunk for Clinton but they WILL be voting in the upcoming election and it won't be for Trump. From your comments it looks like you are doing well under this Administration but most people are not feeling the trickle down effects though the top 1% have done best of all. FYI this article might be of interest to you : "When it comes to the Donald Trump presidency, nonvoters are just as responsible as verified 2016 voters for the presidential election results, according to a new study from the Pew Research Center. The study notes an important statistic: four in 10 Americans who were eligible to vote did not do so in 2016. And by taking the unique (and uniquely valuable) step of validating those who claimed they voted, Pew researchers were able to determine who actually voted and who did not. Breaking out these categories into hard data makes it clear: Nonvoters in 2016 had just as much to do with establishing the Trump presidency as actual voters." - Courtesy of Forbes 500 Magazine and Pew Research Institute.
@wg1347
@wg1347 4 жыл бұрын
My life's crazy because of that day " I was coming down the escalator"
@45green1
@45green1 4 жыл бұрын
I must say Jimmy, you are one of my favourites, you always put a smile on my face, great delivery, love you sir, I’m in Paris by the way, I wake up with your monologue !
@annatomasiello2417
@annatomasiello2417 4 жыл бұрын
Can't even stand hearing, Mitch's voice!!!
@svetlanapancetovic4064
@svetlanapancetovic4064 4 жыл бұрын
Yap, descended down that escalator and descended upon humanity like a plague.
@brucefreadrich1188
@brucefreadrich1188 4 жыл бұрын
He makes "coming down the escalator" sound like "crossing the Rubicon." Grovel! Grovel to his majesty!
@usuk9316
@usuk9316 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 your right, he does.
@brucefreadrich1188
@brucefreadrich1188 4 жыл бұрын
@@usuk9316 I think "coming down the escalator" may one day be its own metaphor - like "going to Hell in a hand basket" or "not playing with a full deck."
@brucefreadrich1188
@brucefreadrich1188 4 жыл бұрын
@Jason Ullerich Can you imagine what the Trump Presidential Library will be like? I see: an escalator where visitors could take a selfie of themselves, marble walls etched with tweets, the whole edifice - decorated like Liberace went on a spree, not a book anywhere. . .
@brucefreadrich1188
@brucefreadrich1188 4 жыл бұрын
@Jason Ullerich Ooh that's right - the new Sun Tzu did "write" a book, didn't he? Sure to be on the curriculum at all the upcoming Donald J. Trump high schools (but not Trump University).
@cyclingchantal
@cyclingchantal 4 жыл бұрын
"There is no nothing" ... So there is everything?
@soumendubikash
@soumendubikash 4 жыл бұрын
He probably thinks escalator starts with an 'S'. That's what he makes with the hand gesture
@machixchizy3692
@machixchizy3692 4 жыл бұрын
Who last saw a republican laugh? They're so angry.
@kyleayres6255
@kyleayres6255 4 жыл бұрын
Machix Chizy you people are delusional. Ig liberals only laugh when they’re signing phony articles of impeachment they still can’t substantiate. Open your eyes if your think Democrat’s are the party of happiness and smiles.
@iDGF999
@iDGF999 4 жыл бұрын
There's no nothing means there is something. It's a double negative.
@lisagibson2812
@lisagibson2812 4 жыл бұрын
What is with the wavy escalator??? Last I checked the escalator went straight down.
@icemancometh8679
@icemancometh8679 4 жыл бұрын
And down and down and down and then you know where that leads
@fredflintstone9657
@fredflintstone9657 4 жыл бұрын
@@icemancometh8679 🤣👹
@waiotahi52
@waiotahi52 4 жыл бұрын
But honestly, we have all the material. They don’t have the material.” Republican rules..Rules. Republican Judge, Republican Jury, Republican Senate majority.And Mitch McConnell. The acquittal papers were signed weeks ago. They all just have to go through the motions to appear to be earning their salaries.And yell at each other a bit to prove how amazing they all are and get some votes and keep their cushy jobs
@jasonedison4667
@jasonedison4667 4 жыл бұрын
IQ highest ever . good ideas .
@SLCtica
@SLCtica 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed but for the American electorate this will be a defining moment. This trial will set forth a legal precedent which Republicans can use today and anyone can use tomorrow.
@Poleeze1
@Poleeze1 4 жыл бұрын
Well... depending on how it turns out later this year. He might also become the first ever to be re-elected after being impeached. The man has a knack for setting records, I noticed. And personally, I think bankruptcy is way more devastating than impeachment
@_broits_george
@_broits_george 4 жыл бұрын
Trump googling "what does in peach mean?"
@Aztec723
@Aztec723 4 жыл бұрын
Jorge Yanez impeach
@_broits_george
@_broits_george 4 жыл бұрын
@@Aztec723 clearly you've never seen memes before and it shows
@keineahnung6124
@keineahnung6124 4 жыл бұрын
@@Aztec723 don't you get it?
@JenniferMenendez522
@JenniferMenendez522 4 жыл бұрын
@@_broits_george 🤣🤣🤣 "in peach".
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 4 жыл бұрын
@@Aztec723 r/woosh ... LOL.
@BornotB-ij9xk
@BornotB-ij9xk 4 жыл бұрын
We literally must be living in a simulator,there’s no way this dude actually thinks he’s right,after everything he’s done.
@maniahazel8176
@maniahazel8176 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I will ever see/hear anything as genuinely hilarious as that Hyde interview for as long as I live.
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