You got it!

Yeah, Seth's Dad, who purportedly hates that Sea Captain, is playing right into that dusty scalawag's hands!!!

The ones supporting are expendable but they still want to support this wretched man

Absolutely agree!!!!!!!!wtf!!!!?

tickledpink Democrats TRIED to stop him, but Republicans were in complete control.

Exactly, they deliver mail to EVERY address in the country at a reasonable rate and they are an essential service. Support the USPS!!!

@Plane Fan this is Republican hipocrisy in a nutshell. Fiscally conservative, therefore can't fund something like Medicare because it's too expensive. However, $1.5 trillion tax cut? Absolutely because of reasons... $25 billion to ensure the USPS runs normally after they screwed it up? Too much to ask, but billions for a useless, ego project like a slat dense "wall". Absolutely because "security". I'd call it laughable, but it's more despicable than anything else and I'm sure as hell not laughing...

shorgoth 👍🏼

Nothing loses money like the post office". False they paid 4 billion to the government every contract I know I was there 32 years there self-contained the day the POST OFFICE ends America ends

@@beedee9534 Tell that to tRUMP! If he steals the election he will end the USPS & he could care less!

So predictable, right outta his playbook! His father had everything to do with it

Yep- exactly. That’s why he appointed a crony and loyalist to post master general within the last few months

That's classic trumpism.

@TheViperFan You've got that right. This country has become a dreadful place since the Brexit vote, and I can't see it getting any better. I used to be quite proud of my nationality. Not any more. I'm so sad that our family circumstances preclude our leaving the UK.

@TheViperFan Yep, you're right, but I was thinking the same thing about the U in USA. Hardly a united states anymore. Never seen so much hate in this country since the Orange divider showed up.

Terrifying isn't it? How would you like to see history firsthand? I'm afraid we're about to ... Hitler was also a small-minded childlike idiot and he still managed to wipe out almost an entire race in the most horrific fashion.

Geoff Pulham it probably gave you some insight to the Republican Party, huh?

@@commonsense320 This was copied from the "Big Lie" wiki. This phrase was also used in a report prepared during the war by the United States Office of Strategic Services in describing Hitler's psychological profile. His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it Never to admit a fault or wrong; never to accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time; blame that enemy for everything that goes wrong; take advantage of every opportunity to raise a political whirlwind. This article, titled Aus Churchills Lügenfabrik (English: "From Churchill's Lie Factory") was published in Die Zeit ohne Beispiel. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State The essential English leadership secret does not depend on particular intelligence. Rather, it depends on a remarkably stupid thick-headedness. The English follow the principle that when one lies, one should lie big, and stick to it. They keep up their lies, even at the risk of looking ridiculous.

Got that right!!!!

No problem. If it’s okay for Nancy Pelosi to get a blowout, Lori Lightfoot to get her hair done, Andrew Cuomo to go to the gym, I’m sure it’s safe for all eligible snowflakes to put on a mask and go vote in person. 😂😂😂😂

Amanda M Yup, you’re correct

*6 casinos and countless other business ventures

You’re wrong. His casino didn’t go bankrupt. His casinoS (plural) went bankrupt. :)

My uncle was a blackjack dealer from the day gambling was legalized in Atlantic city. He was part of the casino workers union. They voted to give Trump a $60 million dollar loan. Within 90 days he filed bankruptcy. The result for union members was retirement went from 20 years to 25 years and health benefits were cut significantly. Donald Trump is on record calling it good business because he walked away with a hefty profit. Meanwhile my uncle died after 23 years in the union after complications from not taking care of his diabetes. He missed so much work and used all his time off etc. until he was let go without health insurance and without retirement funds. He should have been retired for 3 years instead he died penniless unable to afford medication.

Box of rocks

Also, isn't it supposed to cost money? That's what taxes are actually for: paying for public services like the Post Office, not lining the pockets of the ultra wealthy. You want to talk about something that loses more money than anything: how much does the Military actually make to cover all those trillions it costs again? Funny how he doesn't understand that.

"LOSES" not "looses".

Democrats keep mentioning the post office because they are trying to groom the public to accept ballots that have no signatures, past the deadline, etc. and then try to blame it on Trump.... Already happened with the New York Democrat primary in June....

@@joyphillips1821 Source for that claim, Trumper?

@@joyphillips1821 I'd love, so much, to see even a word of that proven beyond "InfoWars said so".

nabulsha - I'll bet the people of Germany felt the same way when they heard of the OVENS - DUMBFOUNDED !

Couldn't happen w/o either an incompetent or cooperative Dem party If we haven't figured out its them (the leadership of both parties and our corporations and .0001%ers) - against us- we truly are lost Pelosi and the House are out of DC till Sept 14 - everything we, the people are dealing with and they're joining McConnell on vacation As 10's of millions are left with nothing This wouldn't happen if Dems fought 1/10 as hard as the GOP but they don't

#GOPtraitors deserve the death penalty.

@@smswkpk I just have to look at your "name" and figure out what your about. Siding with "both sides" to say you were "correct". Personally, DJT has been (and for a very long time) been the worse POTUS in history. You want to know why the Demos have been quiet? They let him talk! They let him do this to PROVE one thing...that he is an idiot, hell bent on making MONEY for himself and his friends. Karma will be served with RELISH in November.

Trump is down by so much that he will lose any way you look at it. He will lose election night, probably lose worse a week later, he will lose election day votes, and lose write in.

Malignant Tumors often need to be cut out.

@@DHWraith hopefully trump get what his brother did.

It may be wrong, but I hope that removal is televised!

Yeah, either in cuffs or a coffin.. either way.

1/20/2021 at 12:01, if and when, he loses he'll be removed by force if necessary. Even if no result is declared the Trump time in office ends. He'll be replaced by Nancy Pelosi the Speaker Of The House if there's no clear winner.

Well said!

That's their intention. Project Blitz: The Christian Nationalist Attack on America www.blitzwatch.org/

Indeed. Chump is flooding this republic with his swamp of corruption.

Exactly!

Wow. Thank you for the context and clarification. I was just about to look all of that up! #BIDEN2020

that's what the video said...

Why am I not surprised by this ?! The Reps are so Incompetent it's a miracle they're still getting votes.

@@zarakikon6352 it's unfortunately not a miracle. Their voter base is very stupid

jerk fudgewater - thanks. There's a bucketful of facts at about kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rLZ7apV9s5izc40.html and I looked in the comments to see if there was a summary, save me taking notes.

Biden literally stole the election.

Or what he’s actively doing in that moment. “Dems are trying to steal the election” or “Dems are overweight geriatric orange clowns with syphilis damaged brains”. That kind of thing.

oh he reminds me of my kids. But sadly and omg help us all. He it our president.

That's exactly right.

That's how it goes with extreme grandiose narcissism that has never been addressed by any positive influence.

John Merigo 🤘guess which fingers are wrongly erected?

It is definitely one of my Christmas wish

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Oh, please, Santa! Throw that lump of coal behind bars.

I cant wait the best present ever

The only domestic terrorism is this country is the liberals and the attacks on police/property. Keep dreaming snowflakes

Yeah, yeah--I caught that. The duality exists: he (1) wanted to sound smart, then (2) realized it was also a really good idea.

@@02mb I don't think he thinks that fast. I honestly think he gives away every 'strategy' they discuss. Sometimes, I really think he's testing the waters... _'I'll just slip this in here & see if there's any reaction...'_ I don't think he's the mastermind, but I think he understands $$$$$. It's the only damn language he understands.

Ben Intentional truth. Good dad joke for ya, “why don’t trucker get erectile dysfunction? They just get a new peterbilt.”

🤣🤣🤣

this is a great comment (are you sure it belongs on youtube?)

John Oliver is pretty good for that too.

You should also check out Some More News. Cody's pretty funny.

i read your comment, thought 'maybe i will take a look'. look to the right of the comments section (without even scrolling) to see suggested videos. 'voting by mail: last week tonight', 'dialysis: last week tonight', 'north dakota: last week tonight', 3 out of 9 visible suggestions

I love seth, stephen, oliver and trevor!!

@@MichaelP833 Yeah, the video suggestions are sometimes bizarre, and not related to what you're watching at all. I have one 'Closer Look', a 'Stuntmen React' and a 'CinemaWins' video.

Sabotage trump

He's just afraid his record might get challenged.

@@redbuoy9496 The last thing that A hole needs is more farts!

Only T***p can manage to lose money on casinos, steaks, and alcohol.

How can a casino actually loose money? maybe they are laundering money there?

Nothing else is required to pay obscene amounts of money to workers who haven't even been born yet either.

2006 Republicans taylored a law that makes the post office lose money on purpose. Until then they made a profit. John Oliver did a clip about it: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f9V8a8phvJ_LcYU.html

No, that's anyone in finance where it takes 2 weeks to receive a payment, etc....

that part got me too. "If we really do it right" "it will take years" was it a slip of truth? if he dose not get his way, he will make it take years? "with litigation" Of all the compulsive liars ive known its when they try to add truth in that the red light go off..

@@ladykeen1321 No he will just have the Supreme court steal the election again like in 2000!

This aged well

A M coulda made it outta nice shiny aluminum, but Trumpty put tariffs on our aluminum. Enjoy yer 10% increase on aluminum products.

YankeeUseMasksOrDie at least if it were made of aluminum, it wouldn’t have been destroyed by the wind

They have no interest in saving it. They will quite happily let it go the same way as the UK service, others throughout Europe and most likely the rest of the world. Public Utilities and Services are in high demand with Hedge funds and Private Enterprise. Grab hold of the things general population rely on, then milk them for all you can get. Stay safe America....From a disgruntled Scotsman.

And money would not have to be Stolen from the military budget.

Also less than the amount of money it costs to buy a quality waffle iron for every man, woman, and child, and person of no particular gender!

Me: 🤔But wait, Trump's hands are always...Ohhhhhh💡

@@matttthewcheng I thought it was when his lips moved.

Q: How can you tell Trump is lying? A: his lips are moving

No, it's the moving lips.

vote blue!

Welcome to my world

Yes, it depresses me so much. It's Trump for Dictator and Biden for President. Hope BUT Vote people.

Dont believe what you hear in American media. I live here and its been the best 4 years I have had. No mail problems...no coronavirus problems. Its a dem sham

They needed a bit of support during the height of Corona with income goling down through the closures and costs skyrocketing with the necessary measures like spitguards in the offices and rearranging to allow spread out cueing and all... but IIRC it was only a loan so it will be paid back in reasonable time...

But they HAVE been forced to spend money on retired employees that have NOT YET BEEN BORN! Think about THAT one - and the GOP that forced it on them so they can privatize it solely for THEIR profit... There is such deliberate, unfettered EVIL in the GOP it's amazing they have not ALL been put away as pure psychopaths. WHO steals your health insurance in a pandemic? Who puts babies in cages - and doesn't even find out WHO THEY BELONG TO? Vote the Blue, Shoot the Red. After all, the Reds are trying to re-elect The Don as well.

THANK YOU! I can't tell you how many times I have had to educate people on this fact.

I pay $62.00 per yr to get my mail in a box downtown. No home delivery. USPS is an unequal provider. Divide and conquer as they say. I love my post office but it is not free.

@@thesoundsmith That's what galls me the most. They have to prefund 75 years of benefits for future pensions, which no private company would ever have to do.

Bobby Thorman It’s surreal. No words.

I'm American and I don't blame you at all!

He is a criminal.

I have never liked using any other service than the USPS. They have been the fastest, most accurate way for me to get letters, cards, and packages to where I've sent them. Screw Trump and his greedhead cronies!

Yet the USPS is the crucial backbone of making Amazon operate ... which your side wants to burn down (because they're an evil corporation). In fact, BLM in one city specifically targeted and burned their regional Amazon distribution center. So which is it? Postal service a fundamental part of the nation? (sounds conservative) or a key pillar propping up billionaire capitalism? Man, you people are cognitively dissonant... just "woke" platitudes after "woke" platitudes... whatever way the virtuous wind blows, on any given day. You folks never worry about how your side's alignment on values is so wonky and inconsistent. One day to the next, one week to the next. Whatever sounds and "feels" good and wholesome... you just do that. Bigger picture, screw that. LOL

@@abandoned-mines-novascotia No one in this entire comment section nor the above video is speaking about Amazon. You're clearly deflecting from the topic at hand. You want to speak about cognitive dissonance? Look in the mirror. You're clearly rejecting new information that's conflicting with your own beliefs, which is why you're deflecting to something unrelated to the topic at hand.

@@abandoned-mines-novascotia someone mailed a severed head in the mail... I guess anyone who supports the USPS must be in favour of murder, too... Thanks for your rationality.

Yup. Pruitt, Zinke, Carson, Perry, Price, DeJoy, and so on. Most blatantly corrupt administration in modem times.

You left out the r in "pick".

that's why RBG needs to stay healthy and alive at all costs until Jan 20, 2021.

You forgot the 'r'. Ok now it's fixed

Knives - Ross, DeVos, Chao, the whole cesspool

Amen!!!!!!!!

Nathaniel Frank true, true, unfortunately

No problem. If it’s okay for Nancy Pelosi to get a blowout, Lori Lightfoot to get her hair done, Andrew Cuomo to go to the gym, I’m sure it’s safe for all eligible snowflakes to put on a mask and go vote in person. 😂😂😂😂

SPOT ON

He also managed to verbalize my exact thoughts on why both the duck and the captain should leave this segment asap

@@johannes-josef My dad WAS a sea captain and would be turning in his grave - if he was dead.

@@EricIrl you're one of the weird kids on the painting? Why you don't want to talk with your dad! 😅

He's a Hader....guy

(UK viewer here). Yep, I think it was a mistake to write two characters that are, I guess, just really unlikeable. If I were to imagine a duck or a sea captain, they would invariably be friendly characters, who maybe assisted Seth with some of the political jokes - like puppets on children's tv. But I hate them both. The echo on the sea captain's voice is a bit unpleasant as well.

Reminded me of this saxxy tune. Looked at the lyrics just now too and seems to fit. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gryoqdRqqdGwiXk.html

@@estebanelguapo Spam.

"c ya, don't wanna b ya!"

Correction: It’s actually “I’ve got yours; sucks to be you.” Because let’s be real: not a single Republican politician has paid all their taxes.

Why do people have such a slanted view? That’s not at all with the republican party is about. That is what the Democrats want you to think.

Who's he trying to steal from, the Bugblatter Beast?

It's more proof that Trump really does have the mind of a bratty kid. Which is to be expected from a spoiled brat who lied and cheated his way through life and always found a way to escape the consequences...until now anyway.

@@Wolfboss7 Daddy Fred groomed him by spoiling him. No matter how incompetent he was, Spanky would be shielded from the consequences and even rewarded as if he did something right.

Perfect analogy! 😹😹😹 ugh. 🤢🤮

More like destroying it

@Jonah Falcon That is exactly what they've been doing. It is rediculous that anyone would buy his bull-s#*t.

KelZ X they aren’t aware of it so they don’t care. Thurump 2020, 2024, 2028 and 2032,5 if he is still alive.

Yep. He's trying to defund Social Security and Medicare too.

@@venelinmihaylov2318 2032... he'll be 86, but I seriously doubt he'll be a pinnacle of good health by then. Alternatively he could pull a Grover Cleveland, but if people learn from him during his first term then the non-consecutive spot stays with Cleveland.

The USPS every year gets a massive amount of $0.00 operating budget from the government. It is totally funded by its services. We the people fund OUR post office through the cost of the mailing/shipping we do. Write your Senators and Congressmen and have them repeal the 2006 "advanced retirement funding" bill. SAVE OUR POST OFFICE and NATION. VOTE BIDEN/HARRIS 2020

Yes!!! Its just a reason for some already rich person to buy the USPS and make money. They brought this country together, and are in the Constitution. If it wasn't for the ridiculous law republicans passed, THEY WOULD BE MAKING A PROFIT. Does the Army make a profit? Does the DOD make a profit? How about the Department of Education? This is an abomination! Go buy some stamps and a gift from the Post Office and VOTE!!!

That's the bewildering thing, since many rural communities are Trump supporters.

More than 60% of prescriptions that are processed through the VA are delivered by the USPS. What are our veterans supposed to do to get their much needed medication?

It would lead to them barring prescriptions eventually so they can force you to pay higher prices.

Funny enough the people most affected would be the Trumptards. But they're too willfully ignorant to see that

We have a sociopath president.

I'm baffled that noone pulled off a JFK yet, Trump REALLY earned it - unlike Kennedy.

We were taught to compete against one another, view one another with distrust and judgement, and that we are each entitled to everything we want no matter how much it may hurt other people. I am surprised we didnt get Trump sooner.

You know what's going on. Your life is in danger. Your brain is telling you to chill out, be calm, but self-preservation is saying fight or Flee. Everything piled together is making people freeze like a deer in headlights.

Too much crazy being normalised, allows the real crazy to be cranked out without much challenge

fvd\ssss If by “democratic society”, you mean communist or dictatorship, you’re right...that’s what we’re living in, in 2020. And Bozo Chump “wins” aka a rigged election like in 2016, we’ll look at the last 4 years as “the good years”.

@@philbrown9764 He will NEVER have the presidency more than two terms. I will take up arms if that happens

@@tinussmit2689 _"more than two"_ Your basic reading skills need some work Cletus. And you are calling someone else 'stupid'... Classic.

@@tinussmit2689 who owns fox? At this point anything not republican extremist, or trumpist, take at least a few issues with him.

We don’t “think” we do. We simple accept the facts. Nothing we can do about it. Accepting simply eases the pain.

Don't forget Betsy "Cruella" DeVos, in charge of public education while having millions invested in privately-run education services.

I noticed that.

@@crystalheart9 0a6pa6

Hi there. In a country where one healthcare company profits 6.6 BILLION for the 2nd quarter of 2020 there are no essential services. But, you're right, USPS is an essential service. Infrastructure is an essential service. Education.... Childcare... Prescription drugs.... Clean water... We are the evil empire....

My list of things that cheer me up = your list + 5: John Oliver making fun of Trump* 6: Mangy Fetlocks singing about Trump*

FULLmeltHASH Don't forget Jimmy Kimmel!

Don't forget the hilarious British comedian Russell Howard!

If those are things you live for, you need to get a life!

OCTOBERBABY7901 lololl you just gave yourself a thumbs up im LITERALLY done LOLOLLL you live with your mother. The End.

Well he's unoriginal so he'll probably just call it the motherland.

startingQB Nah. Because that would involve appreciating women as a 'species'.

The U.S already has the nickname "The Homeland" right?

Sinan Jaiya Or mine

😂😂

His base would make excuses that he didn't want to burn his tie with the ash from the cigarette etc.

quick correction: self important windbags smoke cigars

Notice it's small cups... Fiji water is usually thought of as a big bottle hence why he used a small one. He s trying to make his hands look big

He gets plenty of practice from Private Time with Putin.

Definitely - many other big employers need to meet this requirement!

I agree. Hold these money grabbing bastards to the same standard !

Howard Kerr , he may also be successful in bankrupting the entire country.

remember when dems loved our country? i don't

Lol

He really starts pumping that thing when he's telling a whopper

It doesn't have to be that way though...

Mark and we don’t spend money on them anyway!

Thats nowhere near a fair or accurate comparison

@@emmanuelsanchez4396 yes its an extrapolation. My point being that it was created as a public government run service not a profit driven corporation. There would be dangers in making it privatized and for profit.

Trump water!😂

He's the best at losing money. That's why he doesn't have to pay taxes, and is terrified of having his records released.

Funny/sad part is....his base thinks he's a"successful" businessman! He's a joke! Good thing his daddy gave him so many millions...he needed them all to stay solvent....such a failure on every level...he does nothing well....

Trump vodka?

I legit laughed my ass off on this one.

Bravo! Well said.

Good point !

I'm assuming that is just a euphemism for his lungs, seeing as how Trump lies as often as he breathes, regardless of what his hands are doing.

Bronwyn Irvine : Life Accordion To Trump kzfaq.info/sun/PLxx73rp0MCj5FotHLFJ5WFnuteVKNAKsO

Pretty sure we can just tell he's lying if his mouth is moving... I really like "air accordion" though. 👍

@@lnsflare1 No, it's his hands, Hello?

@@Bakamoichigei Hey! He's just as likely to lie via Tweet.

What is the feud between them?

It did show a lot of profits! Watch the video again!

@@ingelarson6738 I did. And it's no longer turning profits. It's not 2005.

@@fieradrake7855 Tom Selleck hocks reverse mortgages on tv. They are trying to convince mostly seniors who own their home to borrow against it. There's a small interest rate at first, but then gets so big they can no longer afford it. Before you know it, grandma and grandma are homeless. It should be illegal really.

@@missjem79 that is preying on the old and vulnerable. Very bad. Thanks for sharing

Let alone a lemonade stand...

I wouldn't trust him with running a bath...

You are so wrong.......he ran that casino right into the ground. MAGA - McDonald's Again Golf Again!

@@markg.7865 Damn, forgot about that! One of the most bigly bestest runs ever done in the US.