U.K. Gets A New PM | Herschel Walker Is Not A Real Cop | New Yorkers Shred Ted Cruz
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Күн бұрынStephen learns the name of the U.K.'s new Prime Minister, looks at the latest lies from Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker, and shares video of Sen. Ted Cruz getting a rowdy New York welcome at Yankee Stadium. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@haveagoodday5737 Жыл бұрын
I'm from Houston and I love hearing those Fan's giving Ted what he deserves
@marcopolo4782 Жыл бұрын
That guy yelling at Turd Cruz should be replayed at the beginning of games as the new national anthem
@rustyreturns9754 Жыл бұрын
You seem as creative with a Cruz nickname as Colbert’s writers are with Mar-a-Lardo’s
@susanbowman6652 Жыл бұрын
@@rustyreturns9754 Says the guy with the name ‘Rusty’.
@notsure1969 Жыл бұрын
Turd Ooze
@notsure1969 Жыл бұрын
@@susanbowman6652 Rusty Trombone more like it.
@notsure1969 Жыл бұрын
@@rustyreturns9754 Those are actually pretty funny and are sent in by fans.
@jeffexx5515 Жыл бұрын
my god that was sooo refreshing i must have played that ten times with tears of joy, THANK YOU NEWYORK!!!!!!!!!
@mirlnallylila Жыл бұрын
OMG the clip of the Yankee fan telling Cruz get the F!$@#+ outta NY was AWESOMENESS... Thank you Stephen you made my morning!
@kimclarke5018 Жыл бұрын
“A thousand toy badges. That’s perfect that’s one for each of his secret children”. Damn the burn 🔥.
@atiredfloridian777 Жыл бұрын
Do you smell smoke?
@hew2356 Жыл бұрын
That was a third-degree burn, no doubt about it!
@MrPhotodoc Жыл бұрын
Warnock can now get 1,000 Red balloons that say "we don't want your stinking badges".
@cassienunes2173 Жыл бұрын
When he said I was in shock and laughing like damn the savagery is on point!
@benthomason3307 Жыл бұрын
If that was a burn then Ted Cruz was cremated in a nazi oven.
@zenith110 Жыл бұрын
That tape tearing Ted a new one could become my new alarm clock. What a way to get up every day refreshed and recharged.
@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын
Great idea, I wish I knew how to do that 😂
@Taijifufu Жыл бұрын
...z Z z...😴 ..........."YOU SUCK TED. YOU F***ING SUUUUUCK!!!" 📻 🥱"Morning already?"
@lynneanderson4255 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@gemini2332 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕
@linzalabamaawake5230 Жыл бұрын
Best reply ever🤣
@libbyholt3863 Жыл бұрын
I've never loved NYC more than when I heard that guy tell off Ted Cruz. That made my day.
@vryusvin3905 Жыл бұрын
That man should be given a key to city and the right to run screaming onto a tarmac whenever Cruz lands near the city.
@stvno1 Жыл бұрын
You took the words right out of my mouth. That guy telling him off was music to my ears.
@vaderbaby Жыл бұрын
That dude going off on Ted Cruz made me laugh until I cried. You go, man!
@dawnstanley1733 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 I love stadium guy yelling at cruz! You are my hero!
@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын
What about the thousands of Eagles fans booing Jill Biden. That was sweet.
@kinglion2362 Жыл бұрын
@@johnbrowne3950 well Sheagles fans are some of the worst ppl period. She shouldn't take it personally lol. Sincerely a Cowboys fan 😂😂
@K_Z_R Жыл бұрын
Guy needs a podcast, asap
@dawnstanley1733 Жыл бұрын
@@K_Z_R 🤣 That would be funny.
@nicgurkweitz389 Жыл бұрын
Whoever was calling Ted Cruise out that hard needs to be invited to all the neighborhood BBQs for life. Whoever he is, you're invited to all my holidays and vacations free of charge. You're a legend sir.
@shlepmessing8703 Жыл бұрын
Make sure you have a spelling contest. That would be worth watching.
@desireeespinosa3954 Жыл бұрын
@@shlepmessing8703 being nice is free and needed
@desireeespinosa3954 Жыл бұрын
@@shlepmessing8703 my use of improper grammar is intentional 🙃 and hopefully slightly annoying. Our education system sucks baseball's 😉
@shlepmessing8703 Жыл бұрын
@@desireeespinosa3954 Did you upvote your own comment?
@shlepmessing8703 Жыл бұрын
@@desireeespinosa3954 Hence the need to cut this pansy society bullshit and go back to holding people accountable. Telling everyone they're a victim isn't working.
@tiffanyanderson9437 Жыл бұрын
Sniff, sniff, I’m so proud to be a New Yorker. That was freakin’ beautiful!❤
@Ulisses3k Жыл бұрын
That's amazing! The orchestra picked up on the dancing bit with a flair of African beat right on point! Spontaneity at it's best!
@zotha Жыл бұрын
My favourite moment of Liz Truss' term in office was the Australian media spending 30 seconds trying to figure out which minor royal she was at the Queen's funeral.
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 Жыл бұрын
Lol that was just too good. Also yay for lettuce.
@lovemygolden8935 Жыл бұрын
😂
@normalityrelief Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about that but couldn’t remember if it was about her or not 😂
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
If that wasn't a sign...
@JayElls Жыл бұрын
So funny!
@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын
"Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis" -- Anthony Scaramucci
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I forgot about him! Wonder what he's doing now?
@OTGBob Жыл бұрын
The Mooch!!
@JoseSanchez0795 Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Losing money in Bitcoin!
@idacoetzee Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Excellent
@mtm7800 Жыл бұрын
Nice!
@janedoe247 Жыл бұрын
“Perfect, that’s one for each of his secret children”. Lmao!!!! 😂
@tmgiberson5115 Жыл бұрын
Love to see Stephen and Louis working on their riffing, Louis and the band just keep getting better and better!
@cheriann6461 Жыл бұрын
That's the third time I've heard that man cursing out Ted Cruz, and every time I hear, "remember that time T***p called your wife ugly, and you nominated him? F**k You!" I laugh so hard that I almost can't hear, "remember when those insurrectionists wanted to murder you?" That guy is the best. That was some master-level trolling, right there.
@11cabadger Жыл бұрын
Not trolling if it's true😉
@andnowtheweather2948 Жыл бұрын
It's not trolling at all, it's confronting him with the facts about how pathetic and spineless he is...
@sadiestoltzfus9798 Жыл бұрын
That was Martha Stewart 🙂
@eddenoy321 Жыл бұрын
The man yelling at Ted was SADHGURU ! OMG ! 😮😮
@dameyu2able Жыл бұрын
@@11cabadger +s@
@anmnou Жыл бұрын
"I am work with many police officers". This country is in so much trouble...
@jcoopes5604 Жыл бұрын
Vote 🗳
@LaLa09 Жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorite monologues from Stephen in a long time. Well done sir! 😂 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@4real73 Жыл бұрын
Too Hilarious
@Galaar Жыл бұрын
I lost it at the immediate "No." response to covid being a leadership test. It's hilariously horrifying.
@enikata7349 Жыл бұрын
Those New Yorkers were absolute golden, total bad asses
@toraneko_maru Жыл бұрын
Thank You New York for screaming all of our frustrations at him!! They should play just that audio everywhere he goes to annoy him forever.
@almondnuts5187 Жыл бұрын
I second this.
@rosalie4797 Жыл бұрын
Great idea!
@ginakay354 Жыл бұрын
Yes it was very cathartic to hear someone say it✔️
@newilson6 Жыл бұрын
Check out the one tyt put together. At least 5 different events he was getting Heckler. Plus today on the View
@bluetortilla Жыл бұрын
They are. VERY VIRAL. Cruz, you have the honor along with Trump of most hated man in America, while Marjorie Parlor Greene is the most hated America’s Bitch of Buchenwald.
@greghodges2116 Жыл бұрын
This opening by Colbert is particularly savage against the Republicans, and I'm here for it!
@docskate4312 Жыл бұрын
There is nothing better than the power of such a show being in the hands of the right guy. Greetz from Germany, keep it up.
@yooperdog Жыл бұрын
Way to go New York Fans, you guys are my new Heroes. Way to give it to that 💩
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Жыл бұрын
“ You meet a woman and you know within one second it’s gonna happen” whether she wants it or not.
@debwilson245 Жыл бұрын
so gross! he's such a nasty-a$$ mofo
@peggypolo3643 Жыл бұрын
New Yorkers keeping it real! Great
@rmkw4291 Жыл бұрын
The Ted Cruz clip is fantastic 😂 New Yorkers are one of a kind.
@willdejong7763 Жыл бұрын
That ambassador from New York greeting Cruz was a delight. Thank you!
@Susweca5569 Жыл бұрын
Thank you baseball fans of New York for saying what I've been thinking about Ted Cruz out loud...
@lonerstoner9258 Жыл бұрын
The guy yelling at Ted made my day 🤣
@iamwell5654 Жыл бұрын
NYCers do play.
@RM-eg1ed Жыл бұрын
“Hey, remember when Trump called your wife ugly, and then you nominated him?!! Remember that?!!” Aw man, priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣😅
@kickazz999 Жыл бұрын
He only wants to rape McCarthys wife
@ellie-tk4jy Жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Why is misogyny funny?
@jorenvanderark3567 Жыл бұрын
@@ellie-tk4jy Is not the misogyny that's funny, it Cruz inability to stand up even for his own wife.
@floydthompson8668 Жыл бұрын
Thank you New York fans for so intelligently expressing most of the country's sentiments.
@richardreynolds6398 Жыл бұрын
@cock No it's not
@GrandmaCathy Жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@KnottyNerd Жыл бұрын
This made me so happy to see them do that.
@WhiteFangofWar Жыл бұрын
We need to greet all the Trumpists that way.
@matthewneddeau7993 Жыл бұрын
@@richardreynolds6398 ok groomer
@kathryn3802 Жыл бұрын
Thank you New York!! I know we have our differences , but much love from a Bostonian for how you treated Ted Cruz. It was perfect, it needed to be said and I fully support it.
@indigowolf556 Жыл бұрын
😂 great monologue. The Ted Cruz bit took it all!
@harmonicajay91 Жыл бұрын
I wish I had been in New York to yell at Cruz. To the guy who recorded that… you’re my hero.
@bobbybrown5473 Жыл бұрын
He-row
@herminaescamilla8537 Жыл бұрын
That New Yorker is my hero too. I'm a Texan that Can't Stand that Slimy Spineless MAGA GQP POS Cruz either!!
@meh2510 Жыл бұрын
What was Cruz doing in New York in the first place, hunting for illegal immigrants crossing our borders into Yankee Stadium? Let's see if this spooks him into making an escape flight into the Bahamas.
@bobdobbs69 Жыл бұрын
That's why NYC is 'America's City'....welcome to the jungle Cancun Cruz!
@rattusgrenadus8291 Жыл бұрын
As a new yorker i approve
@CiscoB80 Жыл бұрын
That guy yelling said everything I've always wanted to scream at Ted!
@ealexander71 Жыл бұрын
Get the F**K out of New York, I challenge anyone to do that wherever Cruz lands!
@Annacares63 Жыл бұрын
I am from Australia and I have wanted to Yell at him tooo! 😊
@Gamer12051 Жыл бұрын
That guy deserves the key to the city and the medal of freedom
@ricku9487 Жыл бұрын
Thank you to those New Yorkers who told Cruz the harsh truth. May they have a blessed day.
@closeupchannel4365 Жыл бұрын
"Royalty-free wizarding child. Expectum no lawsuit" Give whoever wrote that a pat on the back, that's so funny!
@kazza6078 Жыл бұрын
I read this before I heard it but I still lost it 🤣
@lexslate2476 Жыл бұрын
Wow. New York really is a friendly city. Those people were way nicer than Ted Cruz deserves.
@desireeespinosa3954 Жыл бұрын
Sincerely 😂
@ThisCharmingMan1984 Жыл бұрын
@Lex_Slate Yeah, I believe Cruz’s response, was something like: “Oh, you’re so original! Like I don’t hear the exact same things, from my wife and kids, over breakfast every morning…”
@CloudsGirl7 Жыл бұрын
Yes. I could've told that guy further material to use on him. (Eh, he probably knew it as well, but being in the moment is different than having relative calm to organize your words and thoughts.)
@lexslate2476 Жыл бұрын
@@ThisCharmingMan1984 I mean, that assumes that his family is still willing to speak to him. I suppose there's evidence supporting the idea that they have very low standards, so it's possible.
@panagea2007 Жыл бұрын
Ah, New York, where people say "F^ck You" instead of "Good Morning" and it means the same thing.
@VieenRennes Жыл бұрын
This monologue slayed.
@gin394ify Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised fled cruz made it out without taking a beer shower and wearing a hot dog hat. But that guy yelling at him was priceless 🤣😂
@renaemorgan-short8626 Жыл бұрын
They were being polite.
@veganessence5270 Жыл бұрын
That dude summed up everything you didn't know you wanted to say to Ted Cruz 😁👏
@kenbrown2808 Жыл бұрын
oh, that's nowhere near everything, but it's a good start.
@ealexander71 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see which cities could do better, wherever Ted goes.
@MadDragon75 Жыл бұрын
Let's buy him a 🍺!!
@MadDragon75 Жыл бұрын
@@kenbrown2808 that might not have been everything but I got tears of joy. 😅
@haitiancreolewithluciano Жыл бұрын
Guy is a legend
@aaropajari7058 Жыл бұрын
Love New Yorkers. No one ever needs to ask what they really think. That's how it should be.
@B1ibrab3aUty Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 I cant stop crying and laughing. You killed it Stephen! Brilliant monologue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
@Synathidy Жыл бұрын
I never stop cracking up when his band and that drum beat kick in with the dancing after a joke that makes a sick burn. Respect to the rhythm section.
@marcmcfarland1153 Жыл бұрын
I sincerely hope that's they way everyone in America greets Ted Cruz from now on
@brookedillon838 Жыл бұрын
That's the warm welcome Ted Cruz should get everywhere.
@rma6070 Жыл бұрын
Ted was experiencing that New York love🤣🤣🤣
@sea_triscuit7980 Жыл бұрын
Herschel Walker's mind is lost in the wild west haha 😂 "he gave me a badge, that makes me an honorary deputy!" I'll make sure to tell my 4 year old daughter she needs to go down the street and arrest that junkie
@henrygvidonas9573 Жыл бұрын
Cobb County has made it very clear that being an "honorary deputy" and getting that vanity badge means absolutely nothing. It makes you law enforcement the same way getting a lollipop from your doctor makes your child a brain surgeon.
@damemarthafalker6738 Жыл бұрын
O, my New Yorkers. One can always depend on you guys for keeping it real. I think there's a tear in my eye. So proud of you. You keep checking those spineless maggots until the very last one slithers back into the hole they crawled out of.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Your username fucking rocks!
@damemarthafalker6738 Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Thank you.
@ninianstorm6494 Жыл бұрын
@@damemarthafalker6738 dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too a. www.youtube.com/watch? b. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p5tmadOay8rShWg.html
@js2010ish Жыл бұрын
💯
@laurafay2796 Жыл бұрын
I love your profile pic !
@ShirleeKnott Жыл бұрын
nothing is like a New Yorker telling ya how they feel about you and I mean nothing Oh how I love New Yorkers!
@dawnstanley1733 Жыл бұрын
🤣 They don't disappoint.
@dr.lisabates6094 Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I said at the end of that rant, "I ❤ NY"!!!
@wildflower2176 Жыл бұрын
i've never been so proud of new yorkers in my life!
@ryanbauer3680 Жыл бұрын
As a non New Yorker living on the west coast who's never even set foot in the Big Apple, let me say that when I see the way those Yankees fans treat Senator Raphael "Ted" Cruz I can only respond with a quote from Winston Zeddemore; "I LOVE THIS TOWN!" Stay classy New York City.
@AnimalLover101195 Жыл бұрын
that man screaming at ted cruz is a national hero
@Ti5qu4ntum Жыл бұрын
"Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education."
@paulcoy9060 Жыл бұрын
"In one second, you know whether or not it's all going to happen." And by "it", he means a civil lawsuit.
@andreaparker1057 Жыл бұрын
Oh man those guys deserve an award or money or something!!! 🤩
@Paulfjmilroy Жыл бұрын
Everyone focused on the fake badge and ignoring the statement about Hershel Walker challenging the Police to a shootout in the same sentence.
@amann2547 Жыл бұрын
As a Red Sox fan, I became a New York fan for two minutes, watching that clip of Yankees fans berating that coward Ted Cruz. Thank you, New York. ❤️
@lancepeters2583 Жыл бұрын
Screaming like a banshee isn't berating anyone. He just sounded like an unhinged lunatic, i.e. your garden variety liberal.
@Lowkeylie 7 ай бұрын
You see what you’ve done Ted Cruz?? You’ve made Yanks and Sox fans get along, instead of doing what we’re supposed to be doing. Shit talking over overpriced hot dogs while two guys drunkenly fistfight behind the dumpsters before vomiting on themselves.
@WakandaBabe Жыл бұрын
That Liz Truss thing had me laughing out loud :). And you gotta love New Yorkers...that Cruz thing made my night.
@pattiaikeley Жыл бұрын
Love the way Louis & the band are joining in w/ Stephen now during his monologue. Adds to his words!
@dudeaciousmonstrosity7650 Жыл бұрын
When Hershel was a kid, he apparently never got a fake cop badge. Happy he has one now.
@Lonewolfmike Жыл бұрын
Thank you New Yorker's for your treatment of Teddy. You made me smile. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@vash121086 Жыл бұрын
Well I have to give it to them. They speak the truth about Ted Cruz and it was amazing.
@honestcomments8053 Жыл бұрын
Missed you Stephen. Glad you're back. Yes, congratulations to the new PM Sunak! He worked hard and deserves respect.
@TheTechnoPilot Жыл бұрын
That’s probably the most honest New York welcome I’ve seen! 😂
@gregb91401 Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at the guys heckling Ted Cruz. That was classic.
@RaptorV1USA Жыл бұрын
Holy fook that was awesome!!!
@riparianlife97701 Жыл бұрын
I like Ted Cruz more than anyone, and I hate Ted Cruz. - Al Franken
@bardiel83 Жыл бұрын
faith in humanity restored
@henrychillzzz5531 Жыл бұрын
I know and the way he waves to them as they are telling him to f off🤣
@alanai1981 Жыл бұрын
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! I AM CRYING FROM THAT EPIC PROFESSIONAL TROLLING
@UncleWally3 Жыл бұрын
As a Canadian my confidence in New Yorkers has risen; seems like a place I’d feel safe to visit.
@billynicole7230 Жыл бұрын
Worth the wait. What a show!!!!
@jameswieler3295 Жыл бұрын
I love New York, those guys are heros
@jamesdevine1822 Жыл бұрын
I cannot love New Yorkers more.
@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын
The week is always so much harder when Stephen is off. Welcome back.
@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын
I know right, not only Colbert but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel all off the same week... that was a long sad week 😢
@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын
@@oneirishpoet Yeah, the Democratic party missed the free ride.
@dr.lisabates6094 Жыл бұрын
I literally suffer!!
@bregancool980 Жыл бұрын
He goes on as many breaks as Congress.
@Dbeckdesign68 Жыл бұрын
I know! I’m always so bummed when he takes time off. He really does take my stress level down a few notches.
@kimberly3110001 Жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of my native city welcoming Ted Cruz
@maikutsukino4743 Жыл бұрын
Those two guys yelling at Cruz were later given Medals of Model Citizenship and the crowed wouldn't let them pay for their own drinks that night. I give them a heart felt salute and my thanks for letting Cruz know how we feel about him.
@royw-g3120 Жыл бұрын
As a Washington fan from across the pond I salute those NY fans for the perspective, knowledge and ability to discern another’s character.
@nickisnyder3450 Жыл бұрын
As a New Yorker Im so proud of those guys
@lisawise9849 Жыл бұрын
You should be proud, cuz I know I was and I'm from South Dakota
@CloudsGirl7 Жыл бұрын
Hell, I'm not even from New York, but I'm proud of them as an American - and a human being. (No matter how much the likes of anti-choicers like Cruz himself would claim otherwise, I am a human f*cking being.)
@WakandaBabe Жыл бұрын
I'm originally from NJ and I am equally proud of those guys!
@AnarkeeSoundVibes Жыл бұрын
Stephen was on a roll tonight. It felt like a real stand-up segment.
@waynemckay100 Жыл бұрын
This was epic , i could not stop laughing
@jbbenet6990 Жыл бұрын
Really solid opening. Great ending. I've never been to New York. But I've always loved New Yorkers attitudes. What a great way to close. I was almost in tears by the end of this one. Thanks stephen. Your writer's also nailed it in tonight
@IMEMINE. Жыл бұрын
That New Yorker holding back knowing his kids are listening Priceless
@anniemorris5855 Жыл бұрын
Goddamn chef’s kiss to those outstanding New Yorkers! Funniest and most quintessential I ❤ NY moment ever. Props from Australia 🇦🇺
@BellaWorldAni Жыл бұрын
That video of New Yorkers yelling at Ted was MWAH! Chef's kiss. Thank you, NY!
@markwilliam4882 Жыл бұрын
How are you doing today?
@ernestcruz6316 Жыл бұрын
Raphael Warnock should put out a Herschel meme that says "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
@nysunflower9439 Жыл бұрын
Give that Yankee fan the keys to the city!!
@anthonylong5870 Жыл бұрын
Good Job New York!!!
@quietwarrior4 Жыл бұрын
I love New Yorkers! You say what's on everyone's mind.
@doctordiv Жыл бұрын
This was so great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well done Mr. Colbert!
@chocduck Жыл бұрын
That's the warmest welcome Ted Cruz has ever gotten
@jakoblarok Жыл бұрын
As a Texan expat, I gotta say：y'all just gave him a taste of 'home'. This is what most of us do when given the chance - and what the rest secretly want to do, even though he's "on their side". Good on you for making him feel as welcome as he feels in Texas.
@kimberlyreynolds4646 Жыл бұрын
Current Texan here and I couldn’t agree more. I despise this man. I probably would have said worse but he refuses to meet with his constituents or hold a town hall.
@lindaroundtree5396 Жыл бұрын
Why do you keep him in office 🙄
@kimberlyreynolds4646 Жыл бұрын
@@lindaroundtree5396 it hasn’t been due to a lack of trying to get rid of him. Texas still has a LOT of red counties.
@desireeespinosa3954 Жыл бұрын
Vote him out! 💙💙💙💙 bring all your friends and neighbors, as well as anyone who just turned 18! Y'all got this!
@lyreparadox Жыл бұрын
Keep fighting the good fight. Texas demographics are changing and it's getting bluer every year. 💙💙💙
@angiebear8727 Жыл бұрын
As a lifelong Red Sox fan never thought I’d say this………Yankees fans you are amazing!!!!! Bravo 👏 we finally agree on something ✌️
@MauiMauiMe Жыл бұрын
They were very thorough. 😂
@DETSRC313 Жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@asdic888 Жыл бұрын
Came here to say the same.
@justinsullivan1285 Жыл бұрын
As a Mets fan, ditto that.
@arlenemulqueeney5464 Жыл бұрын
He has hit the jackpot with his writers. 😊
@paigemccormick6519 Жыл бұрын
Thank god they're all vaccinated!
@ClarenceHW Жыл бұрын
What a way to build a monolouge, capping it with the New Yorkers ripping Ted Cruz.... Thanks Stephen, kudos to the Band.
@florencedelvalle8145 Жыл бұрын
I love when the band hypes Stephen to dance with Negah going off on the conga drums and Stephen shakes his shoulders. Gold! Keep doing it!😂😂😂❤❤
@civil_villain Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The guy shouting the truth at Ted, was his own father.
@EditDeath Жыл бұрын
While not technically true, at that moment he was certainly Ted's daddy
@civil_villain Жыл бұрын
@@EditDeath Hahaha haha EDIT: hahaha!
@obnoxiousbluebird6634 Жыл бұрын
How many times do you reckon his dad has wished he could say all of that to his son over the decades since newbornTeddy came out, entering the world with a smarmy smirk, a clap of thunder and a mass exodus of aliens leaving the planet rather than be involved in a world where "people" give Teddy a podium?.... *allegedly* lol.....my guess is that it's since around the day baby Teddy doomed the world's future happiness by learning how to speak!
@obnoxiousbluebird6634 Жыл бұрын
@@EditDeath Nice!
@haitiancreolewithluciano Жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@loranelizabeth9148 Жыл бұрын
SO glad you (and Louis) have returned! Missed ya'll!
@Executioner9000 Жыл бұрын
The New Yorkers yelling at Cruz was so damn funny!!!!
@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын
Oh man, I could watch a full hour of New Yorkers "welcoming" Ted Cruz, and not get tired of it.
@flatlinerod5043 Жыл бұрын
We would be happy to do it anytime.
@Techydad Жыл бұрын
If Trump ever goes to Federal prison, I hope it's in New York and I hope that he's given a "parade" on the way for New Yorkers to truly express what they think of him. It would make Cruz's reception look like a loving hug by comparison.
@timhitt9541 Жыл бұрын
@@Techydad I garantee he will never do time unfortunately
@veronicamorin1491 Жыл бұрын
Love it! love it! That's what i want everybody to yell at Bad ted cruz when he is out in public. I laugh so hard and i watch it over and over!!!
@mwhitney9532 Жыл бұрын
Word is out that Cruz hid in a utility closet during the insurrection while putting the finishing touches on his argument to overturn the election!
@Eddyspeeder Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for showing the whole clip of New Yorkers heckling Ted Cruz. And New York: I love you!
@eljaysmiley Жыл бұрын
Two things: New York loves Cancun Ted as much as we all do. 😂 Next time you're on vacation please notify me so I can be put into a coma until you're back. There's little reason to live without your nightly antics and humor.
@luciamiller1555 Жыл бұрын
My sentiments exactly lol!
@green-ista1460 Жыл бұрын
The queen Victoria spinning in her grave joke was ✨ chef’s kiss ✨
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