Trump’s Stormy Day in Court, MAGA Nuts Furious About Barron’s Graduation & Seven Jurors Chosen

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It was another Stormy day in court for Donald Trump, prosecutors kicked off day two filing documents saying that he violated his gag order, his legal advisor Alina Habba compared him to Nelson Mandela, Trump’s supporters don’t care that he’s a lying, cheating, scumbag, Jury selection continued today and seven people have now been chosen, Donny gets all the support he needs from an aide named Natalie Harp, the MAGA-sphere is furious at the idea that Trump might not get to go to Barron’s high school graduation, the Trump Media & Technology stock took a big dip, they lit the Olympic flame in Greece ahead of the Summer games in Paris, and Jimmy gets a visit from the ghost of Justice William T. Howell (Nick Offerman) who wrote the legal code for Arizona in 1864 and effectively banned nearly all abortions in the state.
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@pkmcburroughs Ай бұрын

At Barron's graduation: "Why is everyone looking at Barron? Why aren't they looking at ME??"

@karenthompson5539 Ай бұрын

It's been reported DJT is jealous of Barron because Barron is 6'7" tall. Prayers for Barron. What a nightmare for a kid.

@ghankins8742 Ай бұрын

The judge should have replied, "if you bring the court pictures of you at your other kids graduations, I'll consider it."

@mikelytou Ай бұрын

Made me laugh for a secondbut then remembered we live in the age of AI.

@RichWoods23 Ай бұрын

@@mikelytou All that means is that every member of the Trump family will be depicted with differing numbers of fingers.

@eastcoastgranny5844 Ай бұрын

My Granddaughter didn’t get to have her graduation thanks to that jerk If he had only taken his job seriously What a fool he really is

@charlenemack7040 Ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel, you need to give all your writers a gigantic raise.

@QUICKBOOKS1 Ай бұрын

I don't know how that works, but,Yes!

@kingayy9267 26 күн бұрын

@QUICKBOOKS1 Which part are you having problems with?

@timq6224 Ай бұрын

Lot's of criminals aren't allowed to attend their child's events -- why should donnie be treated any differently.

@jansilverthorn777 Ай бұрын

They can’t even attend funerals. 😢

@AlitaBeyay 13 күн бұрын

I have since learned that Michael Cohen was incorrect that he has gone to some graduations

@tracythomson2604 Ай бұрын

WTF is he PERMITTED to use the hallways of the COURTHOUSE to spew his lies about what is actually going on INSIDE the COURTROOM???? Who is ALLOWING this???

@julesnagbunga1204 Ай бұрын

We know what's going on in the courtroom through the journalists reports.

@BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ Ай бұрын

I reckon someone should be sent along to play the violin as soon as he starts his woe-as-me diatribe prior to entering the courtroom. It would be hilarious.

@tracythomson2604 Ай бұрын

@@BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ you're right - that would be hysterical 🙂

@arthurr7866 Ай бұрын

Someone should be allowed to carry a sign saying " Cry me a river sleepy Don. "

@arthurr7866 Ай бұрын

Someone should be allowed to carry a sign saying " Cry me a river sleepy Don. "

@Erin.56 Ай бұрын

Trump was busy during Barron’s birth because of stormy. Now he is busy during Barron’s graduation …because of stormy! Oh the irony

@harryandthedickersons Ай бұрын

This is how karma works and life plays out. All an honest hobo has to worry about is today.

@jollyjoker888 Ай бұрын

@Erin56 ...😉🩵

@ced8668 Ай бұрын

🎯🎯🎯

@mattdillon4398 Ай бұрын

But Stormy said that the affair never happened, so there's that.

@420saralou Ай бұрын

It's glorious!

@NigelLouis-he8yc Ай бұрын

A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT...!!!!!!!

@clarissanieves8058 29 күн бұрын

said a person who can fully give allowance to venezuelans

@mrs.rogersneighborhood Ай бұрын

I'm from Pottstown. He has NEVER come to their Graduations at The Hill School. Trust me...we would have known. The WHOLE TOWN would have known. That school is right around the corner from my family's home.

@feliciawilliams2821 Ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing

@truthjustice3313 Ай бұрын

True. I lived in Downingtown at the time and never heard of his visits. I checked alumni and only Eric and Don Jr are listed. What about Ivanka and Tiffany??

@jeffreymartin6369 Ай бұрын

No surprise

@ivo4357 Ай бұрын

"but I love my daughter Barret, eh, Farron eh Billy eh Ballot eh Johnson the mostest, I would go to her graduation for sure!" ----- He wouldn't be able to pick him out of a lineup.

@scotsmanofnewengland7713 Ай бұрын

Evanka got caught selling pot at Choate School in Wallingford, Ct along with 3 other girls. The three other girls got expelled but not Evanka cause who her father was. I know first hand my cousin was a police officer that investigated it.

@BigJ11617 Ай бұрын

Sadly, the rest of the world views the US as a complete joke at the moment... jail Trump... and claw back some dignity! Jail The Nod Father!!😂

@glenncastillo3502 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ShellieMcM Ай бұрын

Ooh..."nod father" .... I love that!!!

@NEbluefire Ай бұрын

No, they used to view us as a joke. Now they know what all Americans who aren't brainwashed know. It's not funny anymore, it's downright terrifying.

@seachangemix6702 Ай бұрын

No, most well informed Australians understand there's a minority in a cult and that ill-gained power and entrenched, vast corruption took over the USA when this beast came to power, almost certainly with Russia's help. Keep up the good fight !

@gerryclarke9795 Ай бұрын

@Sheila-su5he You mean Dodo's 78 year old BS, he's full of it

@MJCain-ye1uo Ай бұрын

? How many indicted people get a pass to go to a childs graduation? How many are let out of prison/jail to attend their childs graduation?? Hmmmmm🤔

@courtneybrubaker9738 20 күн бұрын

Or funerals?

@LynneHand Ай бұрын

"He will be Nelson Mandela" - Just spurted my tea all over my laptop!

@fuzzy9294 Ай бұрын

Trump has compared himself to Nelson Mandela twice lately that I know of but he once referred to our country as a S**hole country. He doesn't know who Nelson Mandela was. He can hardly open his mouth without disrespecting someone. We love our country because it is our country, not because it is greater than any other.

@allein1001 Ай бұрын

And spend 27 years in prison? I have no objection.

@S.Shea2432 Ай бұрын

MTG's face coming up without warning scared the Hell out of me. 😳😬 Btw, it scares me even with warning. 😬😳

@arthurjones420 Ай бұрын

I thought that I was the only one that feel that way...

@S.Shea2432 Ай бұрын

@@arthurjones420, Nope. You're definitely not alone. 🤣

@jillsouthers5916 Ай бұрын

If Trump hadn't spent millions to delay this trial, it would be over with.

@tonyg9511 Ай бұрын

If Garland had a pair gump would be in prison by now but he let the better part of 2 years go by before anything was done.

@mikewillett5076 Ай бұрын

If it was over with quick, people wouldn't remember as much. He wants the people to see the lengths they're going to to take him out of the election.

@kittyhazes5741 Ай бұрын

He doesn’t care, it’s his supporters money he spends recklessly

@dark14life Ай бұрын

But then, he'd be in prison.

@user-ne3bh6xm6q Ай бұрын

@@mikewillett5076 "He wants the people to see the lengths [the PAB went to lie to his sycophants about his sexual congress with a porn star while married and also to lie about his attack on congress after losing bigly in 2020 - FIFY Mike you're welcome!]..."

@meafordmichael Ай бұрын

“Fake snooze”, “mood caddy” - perfect, Jimmy; keep up the great work mocking the Orange Psychopath!

@ChesterBaxster Ай бұрын

Barron responding to a reporters question. How do you feel about your father attending your graduation? Barron; My father? 😂😂😂😂I don't know him. I never met him. 😂😂😂😂

@oldauntzibby4395 Ай бұрын

Big man, orange man, tears streaming down his face, he said to me "Sir, Baron, sir. I will be at the NRA convention so I can't come to your graduation . . ."

@rosaleesmith8772 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯

@topangalou Ай бұрын

🏆🏆🏆🏆 winning comment!! Here's your crown 👑 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Northcountry1926 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Riley0509 Ай бұрын

He doesn’t give a sh*t about his son. Who are you kidding?!

@valerieavellanet5204 27 күн бұрын

And you know this how? You a friend of the family?

@johnsonofjohn1678 26 күн бұрын

@@valerieavellanet5204 This family has no friends.

@OttoEwen Ай бұрын

Time zones are amazing. Right now it's morning in Europe and Tomorrow in China and it's 1864 in America right now.

@mikelytou Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@Talon58 Ай бұрын

VOTE BLUE ACROSS THE BALLOT IN ARIZONA 🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️ 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 😎😎😎🇺🇲🇺🇲

@HighDefBNG Ай бұрын

'Sorry Donald...' That was epic.

@voixdelaraison593 Ай бұрын

Trump’s Supporters Don’t Believe He Had An Affair, BUT MELANIA DOES 😂😂😂

@SpaceForceCommander Ай бұрын

I’m okay with Sleepy Stinky Don being in prison for 27 years like Nelson Mandela.

@BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ Ай бұрын

Trump compares himself to Mandela. Mandela spent many years in prison. Trump is going to many years in prison. I guess there are some parallels.

@Erin.56 Ай бұрын

78-105 Sounds good to me too

@neftalifigueroa3739 Ай бұрын

Mandela should sue him for defamation.

@rubenjacobs334 Ай бұрын

@@neftalifigueroa3739 You mean his kids should right? Because he's been dead for over a decade now. I bet he's rolling over in his grave.

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

Those two names don't belong in one sentence.

@user-sc7ul5or9x Ай бұрын

He does not care about Baron’s graduation. He will use the time campaigning and continue to fleece money from his followers. What a horrible piece of work!

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 Ай бұрын

And perchance a round of golf!

@typicalhguy9290 Ай бұрын

That would be great, if the judge let's him have the day to go to the son's graduation, but says, 'One stipulation: You gotta bring back pics.'

@mikewillett5076 Ай бұрын

A couple of trials going on at once. Obviously they're trying to prevent him from campaigning. Interference!

@Daniel4646 Ай бұрын

Like Don the Con EVER cared about Barron before, except when it came to Barron outsizing him.

@mjc11a Ай бұрын

@@mikewillett5076 "Obviously" you have no clue what you are talking about 🙄

@amandaoutlaw1349 Ай бұрын

"Ebenezer SNOOZE." That's a good one there! LOL 😂

@futureshockxl Ай бұрын

It reminded me a lot of that time Joe Biden was checking his watch at the funeral of the service men he got blown up when surrendering in Afghanistan. He didn't was to miss nappy time.

@klaytonpeterson Ай бұрын

Jimmy.....Thank you for your service 😊😊 Delivering Humor & Sanity 😊😊

@gloriafaundez9725 Ай бұрын

He wasn't there when Baron was born, and now he wants to go to his graduation. 😂😂😂

@Erin.56 Ай бұрын

He was with stormy when Barron was born. Now he may be prevented from going to his graduation because of Stormy. Oh the irony

@michelewarnecke4535 Ай бұрын

@@Erin.56that’s priceless 😅. Karma

@jacobgood4842 Ай бұрын

I prefer my presidents who are awake and alert and won’t violate a gag order

@carloszepeda8960 Ай бұрын

You prefer a sleepy president with dementia

@ellab8897 Ай бұрын

On the bright side, he isn't violating the gag order while he snoozes. Although, knowing Trump, he talks in his sleep...

@nunyadambizness6286 Ай бұрын

the Judge DID NOT say he couldn't attend! he said he would wait to rule on it, depending on his conduct and how the case progresses over the preceding days.

@caroljones5334 Ай бұрын

then he s got no chance!😂

@ellab8897 Ай бұрын

True. Since when has the truth gotten in the way of the residents of MAGA Land?

@katarh Ай бұрын

Now I want the judge to order him to go to the graduation, and if he fails to show there, he will be held in contempt of court.

@jacqulinedarden8512 Ай бұрын

KEEP THEM COMING JIMMY😂😂😂😂😂

@angelestorres6334 Ай бұрын

Only a FauxNews anchor would be able to keep a straight face after that "… LIKE NELSON MANDELA" ludricous comment

@janlee6455 Ай бұрын

Wouldn't Barron be embarrassed to have him there...coming from a trial regarding daddie's payment to a porn star??? Anyone else on the planet would be way to humiliated to even go.

@CabinFever52 Ай бұрын

Sadly, he didn't seem at all put off by trump in a recent video I saw of them chatting together.

@24Wynn Ай бұрын

It's Melania who wouldn't want him to attend Barron's graduation.

@24Wynn Ай бұрын

It's Melania who really doesn't want trump to attend Barron's graduation. Hasn't he humiliated her enough?

@spacelemur7955 Ай бұрын

Excellent point.

@paulgibbon5991 Ай бұрын

@@CabinFever52 I mean, there's only a few years left in the old guy, just got to grin and bear it till you get your slice of the inheritance.

@ellejaysss Ай бұрын

Long live Jimmy! The way he stays on Trumps, I love it!!! 😂

@slactweak Ай бұрын

Right? Jimmy is living rent free in trump's head and I'm THERE for it.

@bethbenedek6971 Ай бұрын

😊😅😅😂😂😂😂😅😊

@merrygangemi Ай бұрын

Even more brilliant! The MTG clip!!!

@user-bg4fd8qb2o Ай бұрын

BTW, Nelson Mandella was in jail for like 27 years so if that's Trump "being like", then I'm all for that.

@KnockOut242 Ай бұрын

Me too!

@pansepot1490 Ай бұрын

Same for him being like Jesus. 😅

@hanne5678 Ай бұрын

Nelson Mandela was a decent human being, so no, not going to work.

@mhagar21 Ай бұрын

100%.

@goodtroublemaker143 Ай бұрын

@@hanne5678Mandela was a young man when he went in; Trump would never walk out.

@KimberN111 Ай бұрын

Not only can you be indicted for it, Michael Cohen actually did time in prison for it…now it’s your turn Sleepy Don. 😂😂

@bloodymarvelous4790 Ай бұрын

If Michael Cohen did time for executing Don's orders, Don should do at least 5 times that amount of time for giving that order.

@DissectGibberish Ай бұрын

@@bloodymarvelous4790 YES!

@jjslyde Ай бұрын

The Judge should wear bronzer to mess with and freak out Trump.

@chicagoboy1106 Ай бұрын

Please someone do a photoshopped or artist rendering of Judge at trial in donald orange bronzer drag especially skipping the ears!

@motorheart9045 Ай бұрын

Oh thank you. I enjoyed a good belly laugh.

@bunzeebear2973 Ай бұрын

and a dead blonde cat on his head

@mammawlee Ай бұрын

Oh my ! That would be cool!

@amyjackson8725 Ай бұрын

Ghostbuster Guillermo is the BEST😀! The school from which barron is graduating is an "alternative school", founded by a koch bro in 2011. It has no AP courses and focuses on "hands on learning".

@miguelpaul1164 Ай бұрын

The narcissist uses his own son to triangulate him against the judge and court system. Doesn't give a damn about his sons graduation.

@RonaldHawes-sr3cr Ай бұрын

I bet his son is relieved that he won’t be there. He knew that his dad wouldn’t be there. He’s never been there for him.

@tonyg9511 Ай бұрын

I'm surprised he knew there was a graduation coming up. I suppose one of his lawyers told him about it.

@caronstout354 Ай бұрын

Barron's net worth isn't high enough to interest X45...

@androsc1418 Ай бұрын

His sons are treasures of USA. Future POTUSes. The greatest dynasty to keep America great

@ln8116 Ай бұрын

@@caronstout354 Barron is not a girl (as far as we know) so, he is not interested.

@timduggan1461 Ай бұрын

I'm betting that Barron doesn't want that orange embarrassment to attend anyway.

@catwhall581 Ай бұрын

“Fake snooze” was perfection

@doonsiedoo9doonsiedoo984 Ай бұрын

Falling asleep in court? Somebody call the pillow guy.

@nancyx6390 Ай бұрын

😅

@wernervanrooyen7866 Ай бұрын

Sleepy Jo Biden needs the pillow guy!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@GordonPavilion Ай бұрын

person, woman, man, camera, TV…prison

@pseudonym745 Ай бұрын

AAAAAAAHHHHRRRGGG,🤣🤣🤣 I propose the chart - flip for the funniest joke ever contest. 😂

@44manm Ай бұрын

Barron is no doubt relieved his embarrassing orange father won't be there grabbing headlines.

@davidsignor7931 Ай бұрын

Or someone's mother

@JorgenMicaelNyman-mn5nh Ай бұрын

@@davidsignor7931😂😂😂👍

@kittyhazes5741 Ай бұрын

😹😹😹

@michelewarnecke4535 Ай бұрын

@@davidsignor7931😂😂

@barbarawarner4645 Ай бұрын

Spot in

@betmebuckwheat51 Ай бұрын

Jimmy your writers need a BIG raise. I love laughing.

@SIERRATREES Ай бұрын

agreed. Its good stuff...

@cs-zz7jd Ай бұрын

I love laughing too.

@Erin.56 Ай бұрын

One of the only things that keeps us sane during the dark trump era

@reignfire85 Ай бұрын

Guillermo as a Ghostbuster, using a lyric from the theme song, is absolutely priceless.

@loriwest7887 Ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I said! His lawyers sedated him

@sjmtc3450 Ай бұрын

Naw....if he can't open his mouth he sleeps😂

@adb888 Ай бұрын

When Trump is talking about "paying his lawyer" the looks on the faces of his lawyer and everyone behind him is hysterical - even the police officer is like, "Wait, what did he just say? Did he confess on camera?"

@swfl2720 Ай бұрын

Predictable.(2:15) Donnie verbally tied yet another noose...

@robertsample6038 Ай бұрын

Why is he using his son Barron as an excuse for his wrong doing. Lame excuses from a pathetic man.

@devonlindsay3879 Ай бұрын

It never would have crossed his mind to go to the kid's graduation. Ask Barron if he wants his stinky dad at his graduation.

@DorothyChartrand Ай бұрын

Love you Jimmy! ❤❤❤

@laurirohr5364 Ай бұрын

Pfftt...someone wake Fox news to the fact that Trump has NEVER attended ANY of his kids graduations. Hello?! NONE! What total b.s.

@k14michael Ай бұрын

Lol! The truth hurt!

@californiadreaming567 Ай бұрын

But Baron is special to him

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Ай бұрын

@@californiadreaming567 he doesn't dislike him as much as the rest but he wouldn't miss a KfC meal + Coke to attend his graduation either. It's a sociopath

@pedal4ever Ай бұрын

wake up Fox news? Not a chance. They cater 90% to the Trump looney tunes cult. The 10% is to avoid lawsuits for outright lies.

@conniewojahn6445 Ай бұрын

@@californiadreaming567 Sarcasm?

@ValerieJean-fo6lc Ай бұрын

Michael Cohen has stated he never attended any of his kids graduations.

@SusanBame Ай бұрын

And that when it was time to enroll Barron in school, Michael Cohen went with Barron and Melania to said school -- not Donald.

@patriciagray531 Ай бұрын

MICHEAL COHEN IS A KNOWN PERJURER

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

Are you telling us Donald hasn't been anways 100% honest with us?

@patriciagray531 Ай бұрын

MICHEAL COHEN = PERJURER

@arthurjones420 Ай бұрын

@chenzen1578 That's Right...

@TableForOne1976 Ай бұрын

Honestly, the first thing I thought when I heard he fell asleep in court is that he is probably taking tranquilizers to cope.

@user-mg1bd5rx8u Ай бұрын

I would have thought Barron would be delighted if his father isn’t at the graduation.

@BigJ11617 Ай бұрын

When Trump enters the courtroom, the judge slams down his gavel and shouts "Odour in the court!!"😂

@rhondawileman1466 Ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@bryanwalker6125 Ай бұрын

He is such a gentleman that he stepped in front of Queen Elizabeth and continued to walk in front of her!

@bwmcgrath9986 Ай бұрын

Walks in front of the Queen after showing up late. Two things you don't do.

@nedflanders1559 Ай бұрын

I despise trump as much as anyone in this world, but why is it wrong to step in front of the queen? What makes her better than anyone else? Because she was born into a particular family? Well... woop-de- doo!!

@paulgibbon5991 Ай бұрын

@@nedflanders1559 So...do you think he was making a bold anti-monarchist statement (after bowing and scraping for an invitation), or do you think he was clueless or too arrogant to respect the protocol of the place he was a guest at?

@acustomer7216 Ай бұрын

@nedflanders1559 it is a thing called protocol. Anyone meeting a monarch is briefed on it. It is akin to the unspoken rule that one doesn't pick one's nose at the dinner table. Hope this makes it easy for you.

@Erin.56 Ай бұрын

Yes that was so embarrassing and disrespectful.

@glendadowe Ай бұрын

Imagine turning up to Barron's Graduation! What an embarrassment! Melania is probably relieved he won't be there !

@joanfoxwright4221 Ай бұрын

One of your best shows ever!

@beerman1957 Ай бұрын

Isn’t that the same kid that when born, his dad was pumping Stormy for information?

@sabrinadickerson1007 Ай бұрын

Save Baron the embarrassment. That creep is clueless to how disliked he really is. Where's Melania 🥴

@shandalee6210 Ай бұрын

Melania is just like Donald.

@leslieknapp8985 Ай бұрын

I really don't care do you? Living her best NDA life. Doing it all for the prenup.

@valerieavellanet5204 27 күн бұрын

That's not what the polls say. Actually he's more popular than ever. Nice try though.

@sabrinadickerson1007 27 күн бұрын

@@valerieavellanet5204He lost the election & we are about to have another because he & people like you won't take no for an answer.

@leslieknapp8985 27 күн бұрын

@@valerieavellanet5204 Stand by your man 👍 he WILL lose again!!

@sebbya8328 Ай бұрын

Who will tell Baron, who ever told your other 4 children you weren’t going to their graduation

@weirdkitty07 Ай бұрын

Gulliermo as a Ghostbuster would be hilarious bustin the Fusticuffs judge ghost. Ha.

@FredClasson-hy7nm Ай бұрын

Though Trump did not attend the graduation ceremonies of any of his other children, he expects us to believe that he is upset because he may not be able to attend Barron’s graduation ceremony. Really?

@brianhess9083 Ай бұрын

He just says whatever is convenient at the moment, and his followers eat it up. Happily, more and more people are moving on from hIs BS.

@Jb-mi2rm Ай бұрын

He’s a good man caress about family he has to be there at graduation??

@mikewillett5076 Ай бұрын

Well he did attend a fallen cops funeral while Biden, Obama and Bill Clinton partied it up. 🤷

@sd70cal Ай бұрын

@@mikewillett5076 For a photo op. He never attended any fallen cops funeral before. Biden wouldn't be there as it is policy for a sitting president not to attend. The security detail would have disrupted the funeral for family and friends. The funeral is for them not so some politician can postulate that they are aggrieved. Maybe if Trump went and stayed away from the cameras could we think he was there for the fallen police officer.

@FredClasson-hy7nm Ай бұрын

@@Jb-mi2rm he cheated on his first wife with his second wife, cheated on his second wife with his third wife, cheated on his third wife with an adult film star, has been adjudicated to be liable for sexual assault, walked in on juvenile girls dressing for a teenage beauty pageant, was adjudicated guilty of business fraud in evaluating property low for taxes and high for better loan rates and somehow “he’s a good man”? He is good at playing the victim and he is amazingly good at conning people.

@robertamatsen3673 Ай бұрын

Imagine the relief felt by EVERYONE else at that graduation ceremony. 😊

@jjohur Ай бұрын

$1k won’t even pay for the attorneys lunch bill!

@johnc-ff7qi Ай бұрын

Thanks Jimmy, I need more days like this. Rolling on the floor laughing!

@daltonthomas901 Ай бұрын

Trump would ruin that graduation like a drunk uncle at your wedding X1000. They'd have to shut down the highways and nobody could get there.

@billwalsh388 Ай бұрын

Do you remember the "Why did you even show up? commercial back in the 80's?

@neale3871 Ай бұрын

He'd expect to make a Campaign speech like he did for Boy S outs if America. Disgustingly inappropriate.

@wandajochandler5248 Ай бұрын

Remember the wedding where he did nothing but drone on about the stolen election?

@BlynkyLand Ай бұрын

The best thing Donald could do for Barron is stay away from him forever. 😬

@googlechicken Ай бұрын

It’s even money wether or not he even knew his kids name

@humblebeat Ай бұрын

Anyone that reacted to a global pandemic the way Ttump did is clearly not germophobic.

@paulrems6060 Ай бұрын

😂 Yup! Thank you!

@BradloRaul Ай бұрын

Remember; he got vaxed repeatedly and had his staff tested daily.

@Grant80 Ай бұрын

Umm when he wanted to close all boarders but the drunk wouldn’t let him.

@Moluccan56 Ай бұрын

@@Grant80borders?

@Grant80 Ай бұрын

@@Moluccan56 yup. Trump wanted to glued all American borders. Flights etc the drunk wouldn’t allow it.

@lindalb9519 Ай бұрын

He probably do not even know Barron's middle name. I am sure Barron do not want him to attend, bringing his clown show as a distraction.

@jacquelynraines6712 Ай бұрын

"I didn't know"..."I make it down as a legal expense."

@paulkoop7042 Ай бұрын

Trump hasn't attended ANY of his children's HS graduations. NONE.

@cowzsay Ай бұрын

To the surprise of absolutely no one, he actually went to Ivanka's.

@shirleyandrews1152 Ай бұрын

TRUE‼️

@troyallen8223 Ай бұрын

Exactly... At least the ones we know of 😉😁

@Al-oe8ib Ай бұрын

Bet every penny you have that Barron would prefer NOT to have trump at his graduation

@jadeh2699 Ай бұрын

@@cowzsay Nope. Did not attend Ivanka's graduation either. In 2000, Ivanka Trump graduated from Coate School in Connecticut. Donald Trump failed to attend her graduation.

@woopimagpie Ай бұрын

Is it just me or has Jimmy really cranked up the savagery since the Oscars? Lately his monologues are BRUTAL. Keep it coming I say.

@grantgilbert2822 Ай бұрын

The mental gymnastics on that woman talking about Trump being a germaphobe is Ca-Ray-Zee!!!

@marvinwilks5893 Ай бұрын

Contempt of court... Should get him jail time like any other common criminal within the justice system

@atomictime9410 Ай бұрын

Make room for Hillary

@thomasmoody8708 Ай бұрын

That MTG segment was pure genius...I can't stop laughing!!!

@Akiritz1608 Ай бұрын

Former First Lady is probably paying that judge off to KEEP him as far away as possible from that graduation 😂😂

@MoMadNU Ай бұрын

Guillermo has what looks to be the actual equipment from the film. The dude is living his dream life.

@traceyhall1097 Ай бұрын

It makes me laugh being the judge didn’t say Trump couldn’t go to Bannon’s graduation he said he would make that decision later. Plus, Trump never went to any of his other four kids graduations not one of them .

@AlitaBeyay Ай бұрын

according to Michael Cohen Trump has never attended any of his children's graduations

@alecianaidoo6527 Ай бұрын

Biden is murdering him with these jokes🤣🤣🤣

@janpeirson5167 Ай бұрын

I don’t understand how he can be upset at not being able to attend his son, Barron’s high school graduation when he has not attended any graduation of ALL his other children!!

@josephprovencher6345 Ай бұрын

Omg, I've never noticed Dump's hands until today 😂

@Dan_Boston Ай бұрын

I love how Kimmel starts right in on Trump. No hesitation. And damn Joe. 😂 He and Obama share that comedic timing.

@StarChasershere Ай бұрын

Donny and Stormy went up the hill to smoke a little leaf, Donny got high and dropped his fly and Stormy said Where's The Beef? 🍄

@wakingforbacon6439 Ай бұрын

Beautiful. 😂😂😂

@karendeitrick2655 Ай бұрын

😂

@lisadeak5723 Ай бұрын

😮🤣🤣😮

@lisashreve-zw6xb Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@vision4art Ай бұрын

🍄🍄🍄

@philipstanco6011 Ай бұрын

It is not just us. The entire planet is threatened by this poision of Agent Orange. VOTE

@carlocalingasan998 Ай бұрын

Vote to continue the Genocide in Gaza you mean?

@charmed2882 Ай бұрын

He is in a criminal court and needs to be held the same as any other criminal person in court.

@josepintado3910 Ай бұрын

Thanks for the laughs Jimmy ❤.

@FrankBenlin Ай бұрын

People are saying he attended no graduation of any of his children.

@ValerieJean-fo6lc Ай бұрын

True

@styrpak1 Ай бұрын

It's been researched by Real American, Tea Pain. Trump has attended NONE of his kids' graduations.

@ekay9783 Ай бұрын

He couldn't even support Melania and Barron when the mom was dying! He showed up at the funeral for a photo op!

@jessecaple170 Ай бұрын

The kid's graduation isn't even on a trial day😂

@jessecaple170 Ай бұрын

@@briannunez5065 your point being?

@brianhess9083 Ай бұрын

"Sorry Donald. Can't help you". Damn straight. He dug his own hole...

@pennyparks7997 Ай бұрын

Maybe after 27 years in jail I will buy him being ANYTHING like Nelson Mandela

@MrSpookdog418 Ай бұрын

I was at this taping today. It's cool to see Jimmy do his thing up close. My wife and I had a great time.

@staceyc5308 Ай бұрын

Lucky!

@seachangemix6702 Ай бұрын

OMG Hilarious !! Much respect from Australia.

@Steve-ho8pf Ай бұрын

PUT THE WHALE IN JAIL

@dawnmarie1980 Ай бұрын

His Supporters Don't Care! They NEVER will care.

@jamesmayer2520 Ай бұрын

An additional charge from Stormy could be "assault with a dead weapon".

@Mozart1220 Ай бұрын

LOL...

@Al-oe8ib Ай бұрын

Wha5 weapon?…a poison toadstool?

@nicholasfarrell5981 Ай бұрын

Hello, Colin Mochrie

@jameshopkins6853 Ай бұрын

He never went to ANY of his kid's high school graduation.

@penny7448 Ай бұрын

Great job Jimmy! We love you!!!!

@Singinchicsnana Ай бұрын

All this BS about graduation and the judge didn't even rule on it yet. What morons!

@BN-hy1nd Ай бұрын

We Africans African who witnessed Nelson Mandela incarcerated for 27 years with hard labour, (by the Apartheid regime), for opposing slavery in Azania, we (Africans) feel insulted by people of "European" descent who have no modicum of integrity, truth and honesty.

@manjsher3094 Ай бұрын

Ok I'm looking at South Africa now and thinking MMM don't free Mandela.

@russellnash4059 Ай бұрын

Why are you putting quotes around European? Lol. We people of "European" descent think that people who make sweeping generalizations about an entire race are called racists.

@joshuawilson5434 Ай бұрын

@@russellnash4059 I'm of European descent and I actually think the OP is spot on.

@lorrainehopkins3030 Ай бұрын

Integrity, truth and honesty should never be referred to when discussing Donald Trump

@Allen-tm9xn Ай бұрын

I will vote for him after he does 27 years in prison when he comes out and wants to be president I will vote for Donald Trump😂😂😂