"It's too cold? I've heard that excuse before" Lol! wow

If Noem shot her dog for bad behavior... imagine what she'll do with you if you don't follow her dictates.

Garret Finley stole it with paddle ball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Paddle bit was Hilarious 😆! So glad you're back Jimbo 🙌🏾!!!

Kristy Noems The Gravel Pit story has Stephen King asking himself why didn't I think of that.

"I'm not saying she's a dog murderer. I'm saying we should be asking questions. Like is she a dog murderer?" -Jennifer Barkley (Parks and Rec)

the ICE T Breakdown was great ! raise for the writer$ ?

Why isn't an animal welfare agency not investigating nome for felony animal abuse.

The fact that she murdered a puppy is absolutely disgusting 🤢

It's a rather short jump from abusing and killing a defenseless puppy, a goat, and three horses, to seeing people--- you know children as well as adults. It's NOT a good sign.

That dove clip was hilarious couldn't stop laughing 🤣.

Air Bidens was hilarious.

Hey Jimmy, I've actually experienced these red hats first hand and the trauma they cause. They drive around the community with those big American flags waving off the back of their cars and it's absolutely terrifying to experience. Vote blue as if your life depends on it. 💙💙.

Trump already has a note from a doctor to get out of criminal trials: Phone Spurs.

As a hunting dog the puppy was kept in a cage most of the time only brought out for training or hunting. For a young puppy they go nuts when they first come out. Need to keep them on a leash until they are trained. I've never trained a pointer, but my grandfather has. I was totally stupid back in the seventies. And it's still shows. Forgive me grandfather

Odor in the court?

"SHOUT OUT to the White Dove!!"

Welcome back jimmy it great to see you tonight.

2 :46 Is it just Me? or Donnie's smirk looks a lot like Stan Laurel 🤣

did Jimmy blush during the paddleball demo ;)

Puppy murder aside, thanks for uploading clips so quickly. Some of us need this or can't watch at all. KZfaq doesn't suck.

Who kills a puppy? That’s murder. And a family goat & family horses? I lived on a farm. We didn’t kill our pets.

She also shot her goat 🐐 and horses 🐎 can you believe it. RIP Cricket.

Don the con is selling the sneaker loafer hybrid, Leaker!

Which of these racquet sports would you recommend for me? I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Garrett Finley interview was the funniest gag I've seen in years!!!! 😆😅🤣🤣🤣

The Kentucky Derby hat looks like The King’s Guards hat at Buckingham Palace crashed into a field of flowers and the flowers won.

Great to have you all back. Great show. Informative. From beginning to end🔥👍

Cruel Ella Noemvil.

You mean "Odor in the court!" #StinkyDon

I wonder what Trummkopf would do for a Diet Coke in prison.

Thank you Jimmy

There is a real chance to be a MAD HATTER now!

Fire monologue from beginning to end. Great job, writers, great job, band, great job, Jimmy. 👏🏿

Welcome back! 🤩

"If publisher Pecker paid a Playboy Playmate how many Playboy Playmates did Pecker pay?" ~Stephen Colbert

The paddle ball bit 😂😂

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

I wonder how the rest of the country that has animals felt she also bragged about it

78 and muggy 😂😂😂

That hat! 😂😂😂

Right now I am praying for peace in our Country and in our World!👍

No heat because... HE STINKS

"Umm, so can you catch it as well?" 💀 💀 💀

Lmaooooooooooooooo i laughed so hard at the paddle ball bit

"Snoafer" is a terrible nickname for a shoe, but I guess the only other option was "Leaker" so...

I worked as a temperature control ( building operator ) and every chair had a sweater on it.

Talkin about Slovakia…The Slovakian govt? My friend from 3 facebook music fan groups, whom I’d been conversing with for two years…He lived in Slovenia, would complain to me his government said they were a democratic solialst country. The country that Trump allowed to lie, as my friend told me. They did not let their citizens choose what career or focus one has in college. Books were banned and you could not choose what books you wanted to read bc they aren’t available in book stores…classics…just like the ones republicans were trying to ban…The books that had so many librarian’s in n the US quit their jobs over bc they are indeed, classical literature. So DEMOCRACY , not just democratic thought or persuasion in politics…DEMOCRACY IS ON YOUR CHAD-hanging (ref to bush v gore presidential race…the one where an actual man of character accepted his loss in the SCOTUS, case, and didn’t cause his angry followers to storm our capital or yeah, he wasn’t indicted on 80+ criminal counts …Gore they should’ve been president over Bush II. But ya know that damn electoral college makes both my vote and yours less valuable bc our country came up with the electoral college…It appeased Southern slave- owners bc it allowed a male slave, ou need by ine if them, to be worth a partial vote in our country’s beginning…civil war era. History does not need to repeat itself if ppl pay attention..know what news sources are reliable. Know why a reliable source of info is important even!!!!!

@6:08 THAT is an Emmy moment right there!

NOICE!!! My gut hurts from the lolz

The paddleball bit was so accurate!

There’s nothing I enjoy more than seeing a commercial trump paid for on a Jimmy Kimmel video

We love your show jimmy fallon

That’s awesome, the derby hats are beautiful. 🤩 Marge Simpson Derby style, the winner is going to want to build up their neck muscles significantly.

im glad he likes the COLD soooo much because its a LOT colder in the JAIL where he is going to be wearing hospital clothes :) ROFL this guy wouldnt make it 2 weeks once he got his canteen... they would all up in his RAMEN !

Glad you got the opening back in the public….! WTF was that…!

...then there's a another choice in the 'Snoafer' shoe line named for (T)Rump. It's called the 'Leaker'. Obviously not good in Stormy weather... 🌩

Then trump starts the clapping like in training day

Clip that! LOL

01:17 - It is not a 'hush money' payments trial ! It is not illegal in NY State to pay someone if you want to pay someone ! - It is 34 charges or counts of creating false business records or documents to cover other crimes ! GET THE FACTS CORRERECTLY !!!

Where was jimmy the last 2 weeks

Jimmy, I tried to enter the Derby Day contest, but the link would not open?

Watched it today, this movie could have waited for the tv screen. Nothing about this movie required a movies screen. A bunch of tight young bodies playing very aggressive tennis, saved this movie it felt that the movie was building to something significant, but no climax scene was really rendered. You can wait to see it.

Trump probably would be like “The Mc rib is back. Order my quota”.

Jimmy, I tried to enter the contest for the Derby Day contest, but the link wouldn’t open. Is the contest already over?

OMG THE RACKET SKIT

The biggest horse race in the US having a "horseless carriage" company as a sponsor seems just a little bit funny all on its own.

Love “The Root”!😊 Looking forward to seeing Tiger Woods on your Show!

Yellow tulip is very good ❤

The lunatic was awake the whole time! He wasn’t asleep.

Oh my: Pink’s hot dogs. A blast from my past. It’s still there?

The girl sitting beside Jimmy near the end is gorgeous

Knuckles ❤ Jimmy fallon

Love the Kentucky Derby hats 👒

"Don't worry about him. that's just my jew". Ice-T.

Love ICE TEAS !¡!😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

Noem said the puppy was bursting with joy--and she shot him? Instead of finding him another home? She is in a bad way.

Please do more of IceT, IceCube, IceMan, Ice anything band tore

Comparing Trump to Biden is like comparing SNL to Sesame Street!

Holy pigeon shyt, hands down the most powerful peaceful omen the world will 4get

⏭1:22 - ICE-T Breakdown.

Those late night show bands have a tough gig, playing 30 second marathons.

Snofers, made from real puppy leather ... 😁🤣🤪

Love Justin!❤

😂😂mushroom😅😅

this that thee other thing @ your world? this your world IT "is"

FARTING PUMPKIN 🎃 💨🙀

good joke on '77 and muggy versus 81 and sunny'.

Hey! Ford figured out how to make a car non-eco-friendly!!! (that means it takes so much electricity to charge:(

The dove video was funny. 😊

Nossa felicidade ninguém vai tirar

Oh, to be the lucky fool stuck behind The Hat for the rest of the show. I didn't notice, but does it come with a neck brace?

at the end of the video, Derby hat is great for Marge Simpson

It's Jimmy Fallon

A friend of mine tried for 5 years to teach me how to golf. She finally gave up,

Just Say No to Noem

Sick

Fallon is the sexiest of the Strike Force 5 😊

nice hat -I'm sure the person sitting behind her is thrilled that she might wear the hat for the whole show.

The story about the woman who keeps gettingh mistaken for a one-year-old is giving me Y2K flashbacks.