OneEye WhiteMane TOTALLY did not see that coming

OneEye WhiteMane I laughed for a good solid 20 seconds, lol.

How is that funny ?

That could of been a better line, she kind of blew it

Dig Gaming i see what you did there

Ethentent That guy is James Mcavoy

Ethentent You fuckers sure are impressed easily.

Ethentent that "guy" ??! That's freakin' professor X, you dummy !!

Black Knight James McAvoy.

Braden Mills yeah, that's his muggle name. , , , Oh, I just mixed up my fantasy worlds.

+Jeremiah Labor And her ability to keep a straight face made it even better!

+Jeremiah Labor Oh yeah, so brilliant. Not.

Lol I know

+Lucas Gabriel Yeah wow her comedy is so high level and complex, I guess I just don't understand the brilliant Amy Schumer.

+gumbo indeed, because you hold her to another standard than male comedians. You sure appreciat borat silly jokes

***** ....true true

***** I'm ultra-Conservative and find her extremely funny and hot. Don't speak for us.

500th like you're welcome

+Pawan Thapa You sound like an idiot

ＨＡＲＲＹ Oh I did not know that. Thanks for saving my life.

Amy Chang With the coupled muttering.

Amy Chang I had no idea he was going to be in this video. It was a very welcomed surprise! I love me some McAvoy!

Rigora Z Don't we all...

Amy Chang Omgosh, right?! Somehow, I took comfort in knowing he was there.

RIGHT?! Why was he there tho lol

+Donovan Morales Check out the joke steal video

Donovan Morales trainwreck was a train wreck.

She's helping to set a bad example. Letting self-consciousness debilitate oneself is bad, but being embarrassed about one's faults is very good; it shows that you care, and you end up improving yourself. She should not normalize gluttony or idleness.

John Doe And you should not normalize idiocy. She is in no way dangerously overweight or obese, and you shouldn't be mocking someone's weight anyway, so let's all just leave her alone!

John Doe How about we leave out the bullshit "I just care about your health" shtick and let people make their own decisions about their bodies?

QC No, because society must pay for persons' unwise "decisions about their bodies" through the expenses of the healthcare needed to remedy the consequences of their unhealthy lifestyle. Now I know what you're thinking: "Amy Schumer has not developed disease as a result of her weight!" No, she hasn't, but she is causing others who already have unhealthy lifestyles to feel more comfortable and normal about making more unwise decisions that will eventually cause them to be a burden on society. "Laissez faire" may seem fun, harmless, considerate, kind, and even chic now, but no one will thank you for being such a cool friend when they're in the hospital with diabetes, or getting their stomach removed. And anyway, it isn't good to be perpetually even "non-critically" overweight! You are very likely to be less competent (in the literal sense of the word) to fulfill your service to society at work, and it simply isn't honorable to be generally all-around less capable physically! It is just ridiculous to try to "make your own decision" about your weight; even if there isn't some objective necessity to be fit, the decision for you to at least *try* to be fit is already made! I can't say by what or whom, just obey! I accidentally erased my first draft of this comment, so I'm going to blame that for my lack of articulation! And also, "I just care about your health" is not what I said; I said that self-consciously trying to improve oneself shows that one cares about their own health.

Oh my god it's like 20 lbs it hasn't done anyone any harm I swear to god do you stupid people think that everyone should weigh 50 lbs? Skinny isn't necessarily healthy either. It's different for everyone.

Lol

I agree.

+vita stolnik What I wouldn't give to have him whisper sweet hsnsvas in my ear.

+quizzlie that man is delectable!

What's funny is that he stayed quite as Amy and Jimmy did their thing.

ms.marvelous 815 omg there are so many great things about it your profile picture

Truth of Truth Franky the comedian........ I can't make up my mind. But, I'll answer anyway. Ok. Why can't there ever be homeless people acting on Star Trek ? Franky: Because homeless people won't work in the future either.

marie R SAME

kaleo yamane well quoted.

***** you saw the joan rivers speech too eh?

***** uhmm Amy is actually female

DannyBabe No joke how can you tell.

***** I guess an opinion is an opinion. But there's Dave Chapelle, Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, Carlin, Eddy murphy, Myq Kyplan, Sarah Silverman, Doug Benson, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams. So idk if I would even say she's one of the funniest comedians out there. I think Amy's ok. But her "dumb girl/ slutty girl" jokes get old. But you got 145 likes so far so I guess you've got a solid opinion.

Jo V.Diaz Not to argue that most of those comedians aren't great... but Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin are dead. So they're not really "out there" anymore.

Oh I just love Amy Schumer

Funniest woman around...

I've been binge watching all her stuff past few weeks. She's def my kinda comic. Lmfao @ these are ny arms!!

Danny she came to Australia but only played Sydney I'm in Melbourne I was so pissed off

Hey Tonight Show, it would be awesome if you upload both Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy's interview for us fans. Thanks for the awesome show by the way, I never miss a video. Love you Jimmy Fallon, The Roots and everyone who makes this show THE BEST, from India.

Skeet skeet!!

Laura Brown that is the truth

***** Mind telling me which one? I've never heard of this before.

***** Patrice O'Neal is disappointed in you....

Laura Brown She has made me laugh a couple of times but I lost all respect for her when I found out how many jokes she stole (there is one compilation on KZfaq with 50+ jokes from the original comedian and her versions, and while some of them might be coincidence, many are word for word the same exact joke) I can't believe she doesn't even admit it when caught.

Hilarious!!!

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go to nbc.com there are clips of his interview there.

I know right? 😅

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YASSS Jack Kelly my bae 😂

ikr when she said i was so happy

What is newsies?

I... i... I dont understand? I can't tell if people commenting on her weight are just trolling or genuinely serious. And to go as low as to say that she's "unhealthy" and "setting a bad example". Wtf people?! Really?! You like skin, bones, and thigh gaps?

Nia LaLa I know right

Jen D her face isn't full of collagen. It's just round and that's ok!

Nia LaLa V my apologies. i didnt mean to offend and I obviously used the wrong word choice. EVERYONE is perfect the way they are in their own skin. No one should try and change the way they are.

Raul Enriquez r

Breezy Winter i was thinking that too !

37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmy6044DhG1qcxi3ao1_400.jpg you're welcome

😮 Thank you Versatile337

Also, when he was doing "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" he wore a beard for about a week.

He did longer then a week it was like 3 or 4 weeks

Micah Amyx Ahh, thought so. Thought it was more but I wasn't sure so I played it safe. It's been a while since he had the beard. Thanks man

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Christian Ponder something attractive? dude, she's wildly attractive. (and i'm gay.)

Christian Ponder Easy. U like her bc she's one of the guys, but you just realized she has a vagina.

+Christian Ponder She can be funny and witty, but there's nothing physically attractive about her. But he is lucky to have people like you who thinks she is attractive. Shows anyone can find a mate.

+Christian Ponder boobs. soft fatty boobs.

She's naturally funny, approachable pretty, engaging and brave. All good qualities!

and that was needed because?

You know the difference between Adam Kowarsh and Amy Schumer? People actually want to hear her jokes. Now why don't you go back to googling "cliche jokes for assclowns" in the vague hope that someone mistakenly finds you witty.

Why do you have to put down something while you're complimenting another thing? :(

Just because you have the body type of a model doesn't mean you're anorexic. Some girls are naturally shaped that way and they're perfectly healthy.

LittleLulubee is that what you tell yourself ?

Colin Clark It's true.

WTF 😃😊