"Dude i from here. I'm german...eins, zwei, drei" As a german i couldn’t detect any lies. You're free to go, sir.

Noel would get into this place no problem with his dark ass energy lmao

He asked me where I came from I said “ur moms” and he let me in lmao

“Well Sven rhymes with friend.” Immediately gets tasered

“i’m german!” *starts counting to three in german to prove it*

I need this training but for like... learning normal human interaction.

Hey! This is the voice-actor who speaks at the beginning of the website. Someone told me they heard my voice from this thing. Lol. I’m actually shocked as to what it was used for. I vaguely remember them asking me to sound robotic when delivering the prompt. Anyways, sorry you didn’t get in haha. Hilarious video.

"I'm sure people who have been there are going to say: 'It's nothing like that'" It's EXACTLY like that haha.

i know for a FACT noel would get in with no problem

Cody saying that he was invited but didn’t go = Madison Beer saying she was supposed to be in the video

Sven: Wie alt bist du? Cody: How ever old you want me to be, age is just a number Sven: Nicht heute Opa

Idk I think it's actually pretty responsible of them not to let confused elderly men into their clubs tbh

shoulda just called him sugar gay, easiest ticket into any club ever.

looks like mr struggle can’t get into the club

"Drunk" Kelsey is just Normal Cody.

I like to imagine everybody inside the club is just playing chess with smooth jazz playing

I’d like to imagine every time he gets declined, he goes to his beer, takes one sip, puts it down and tries again.

the german is so badly translated... so he's asking where you JUST came from, not where you come from, and if had something to drink, not if you're drunk

Who is playing tonight? Cody: “Diplo” Lmao Cody too funny

“are you on drugs” “bro, so many”

Cody: *trying to get into the most exclusive club in Germany* also Cody: “idk man I just wandered out of the alley”

Who’s the DJ tonight? The correct answer: me, Sauce me that aux chord

Sven: Heute wieder Cody abweisen. Gar kein Bock.

i just got in thru the website saying "maybe", "idk", and "it doesnt matter"

Sven- where are you from? Cody- (in Jamaican accent) “I’m German”

"Are you on drugs" Cody: Yes but no

That isn't the real Sven, look him up he's scary: Sven Marquardt is the actual Berghain bouncer

“ well Sven rhymes with friend so, that’s already a good start” He’s not making it in

“Here. I am a local” he says coolly as his headphone slides off

cody trying to get into a german nightclub: speaks english

in the interview the real Sven did with GQ he literally said "You always want friction, though. That’s the theme in any good club: diversity, friction." Cody I guess it wasn't meant to be

"im gunna act drunk" -> acts exactly like how cody acted earlier

Cody: Well "Sven" rhymes with "friend" Sven: You can't come in here

Basically, putting "German" in any title summons all German watchers

cody: **gets mad after like 15 tries** ally hills: **does it for a whole day and gets in twice**

I got in on the sixth try. Literally looked Sven in the eyes and told him I was 10 and asked him if he was the drunk one. He was like damn, she got some fire and let me in. 😅 Never felt so validated before.

Bouncer: "who's spinning tonight?" Me: "Why are you asking me? Don't you work here? Can I see a manager?"

Maybe this app is actually made by the management of the club so when you turn up, they've already got video footage of all your virtual failed attempts.

"where are you coming from" means like what bar were you just at lmfao

The boys from the tmg podcast know what’s about to go down

I’ve been in a few times here’s the code: speak German politely enough to express that you’re not a native speaker and the attempt is appreciated. Wear all black, or dark colors, don’t look too American...as in trainers and sweats. Be casual in your demeanor, they smell fear. No large groups, 2-3 people is best, BE QUIET in line, like silent. Smile, briefly, as to the drinking and drugs, I say no to the drugs and that I’ve had a drink but am not drunk...YET. I’m also 42 and age doesn’t matter at all, it’s all about vibe and they want people there who aren’t there as spectators, it’s a genuinely good club and they want the experience saved for true appreciation not status people there for novelty. It’s not hard, go late Saturday night or Friday night after midnight and you’re in. Also, KNOW WHO IS SPINNING!!! It’s an insult to want in for a stranger, they really care if you care enough to bother. It’s not about beauty, age, money or status...all you have to do is stand in line and see who gets in and voila, if you don’t feel confident and comfortable they’ll send you off because again they want you to have fun not be overwhelmed and bewildered. Not like any of us are going to Berghain any time soon anyhow. Ugh. But, like I said, I’m 42, I’m 5’10” I wear clogs and modest dresses no leather or spikes jewelry, I’ve got very long dark wavy hair and I don’t really wear makeup...smile but not too much, just, be yourself, no affectation. It works around the world. I’ve never not gotten into a club and I’m nobody special. Edit I almost didn’t get into Reina in Istanbul. I was dressed WAY down, not jeans down but I didn’t prepare for the night, we came upon it organically and they wanted you to look MONEY. I was with friends from Yale so we had a Greek woman, a Spanish woman, a French man, a Dutch man two Turkish friends and another American man and myself, a large group and some of us were better looking/wealthier looking than others and they gave me a hard up and down and I know I looked SLOPPY, all white linen dress wrinkled with a FOOD stain on the front, frazzled hair and pit stains...not my finest hour after a day dragging my ass around Istanbul. I think my belt and accessories saved me, but it was close and I sort of wanted to leave because it is expensive and overrated...the view is amazing and it’s got some really chill peaceful seating that makes it worth it but after the shooting I don’t even know if it’s still there? But that one..:yeah, they’ll give you a HARD up and down and they say nothing, it’s all looks, totally shallow. You can be unattractive so long as you wear a Rolex.

Why should I let you in? “I know the owner Paul he lets me drink for free”

That’s not the real Sven the real Sven is much scarier

lmaooo how cody literally answered "germany" to the question that was supposed to me "where are u coming from" as in what did u do tonight before getting here

I wanna see someone do this where they take a drink every time they don’t get in. Maybe by the time they’re wasted they’ll make it in lol

i died laughing at the part where Cody acted super tough and then said “cmonnn dude it’s me” after saying he’s not on drugs, THEN the guys screen pounded wit blood like he got psychically wounded

"A room where you can do drugs, a room where you can have sex, a room where you can fart on people." So pretty much the bathrooms in any club or bar then.....

The ”where r u coming from“ question is translated hella badly, he’s asking where u been before coming to the club

Did Cody really hit us with the classic KZfaqr Phrase “big things are coming soon”

me when cody didn’t get in: 😟 me when kelsey didn’t get in: 😔 me when chili didn’t get in: 😤🤬😡😤😢 let him in !!!

When it says “woher kommst du grad her?” He doesn’t mean “where are you from?” But more like “ what did you do before coming here?”

It feels like a job interview

trying to get into a german night club? sounds like mr. struggle to me

I feel like this just exists so that someone out there can have a ton of recordings of people rehearsing how to get into a German club

u just have to keep a straight face. i said "ur mom" in turkish for all the questions with a straight face and i got in every time lol

he says “wo kommst du grad her” that doesn’t mean where are you coming from as in where you’re from/where you live but actually “where have you just been”. they don’t want people that are already super drunk/ on drugs hence tired and not willing to dance. berghain’s mostly about the music so you shouldn’t just have been partying at some other club right before. hope that explanation makes sense

Kelsey looks like a Berlin City girl, she would get in no doubt

i swear ive tried everything possible to get in 😭 flirt, fight, just ignore him, speak german, speak thai, crying

I love how Cody’s eccentric is just a general frat dude

Watching Cody getting rejected for 15 mins straight got to be the best thing I've seen today

You tried to get in and the bouncer said NEIN

Cody: “it’s very famous” also Cody: “it’s in Berlin I think”

omfg laughed out loud when the dog went up against Sven

If chili couldn’t get in I don’t know who can

Cody messed up when his answers weren't FRICTIONLESS.

His quick reminder of “I could fall into a canal-! we’re not in Amsterdam.” Brought me too much serotonin

when he lied and his ears grew so much the headset slipped off💔

Frictionless

Sven-"Are you on drugs?" Cody-"Thats...why I'm here."

Cody: "we,re not cool enough" Me: I'm not surprised

"99 lufthouseballoons, the guy who did that song" had me rolling....how can you say so many wrong things in so few words

“One of the hardest to get into clubs if you don’t know the right people.” Cody should have no problem finding the right connections after his many years of being alive

As a German, I loved that video. Even for us it’s very hard to get in. I’m not really that much into techno but once I went there with some friends who are big fans and the only reason we got in is because we were talking German.

i'm from berlin and i can say codys first description is pretty accurate

cody's hair is actually looking good in this one

i have tried this for hours and now you’re telling me ITS RANDOM

Love how Cody's lecturing Kelsey on what to say even tho he's just failed like 6 times.

i love when Cody says”age is just a number”like he isnt a grandpa himself

Tbh I don’t think Cody would’ve got in, the bouncers apparently don’t like Americans. Unless you’re cross dressing or dressed all in black and look pissed off

the way to beat the simulator is by acting you dont care. almost like sven is wasting your time asking questions. keep a straight face and so some eyebrow raises at the drink and drugs questions. on the last question, it is best if you respond like youre offended or like youre bored.

"German" in the title Germans: Die Kommentare gehören jetzt uns

Literally watching this again I love ❤️

“Who is playing tonight?” i instinctively went “Ben Klock” hands down Berghains favorite DJ

This whole bouncer and setting looks like either a heist or a drug deal.

I was so desperate for the dog to get in, that would have been the perfect ending.

You are the most dad character ever during this whole thing. Lol

Everytime he was like "come on its me bro" his inner frat boy just lashed out. 😂

As a German btw whenever Sven asked you where you were coming from he didn't mean what COUNTRY. He meant where you JUST came from. Like what were you doing right before coming to the club. The translation messed that up a bit, sooooo that could be why your answer wasn't 'right' Oh and also the drunk thing. It's not about if you're super drunk, just if you had something to drink.

this is triggering for me as my friends got into berghain and ditched me because I didn't lol. good times

I got in by acting emotionless when Sven asked if I had been there before, I was smiling, "euphoric," when he asked if I knew who was playing, and angry when he asked if I was on drugs

The head doorman is actually named Sven, but he looks nothing like that. He has long grey hair, lip piercings and face tattoos.

Cody really is getting old. His Alzheimer's is making him forget that he already made this video with Noel.

Now fly to Berlin once Corona is over to see if you get in irl

They don’t let you in because they can see if you are not ready. They let me in, it was a mistake, I wasn’t ready.

You have to speak German. If u can’t speak German, then just say “ur mom” for all the questions

i answered "ur mom" for all of the questions and got in

When he asks “where are you coming from?“ he means where were you before like at a hotel or bar or similar. It doesn’t translates well in English

The funny thing about Berghain is that all the rumors you hear about it aren't just true, but undersold. The place is a human circus.

This is my fav cody ko video ever i watch this once a month

cody really coming for kurtis' editing style with the fart noises at 0:44