Trying to remember the name of the guy I banged...

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Julie Nolke

Julie Nolke

4 жыл бұрын

It's not Warren, I think I would remember a Warren.

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@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
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@potatogaming7044
@potatogaming7044 3 жыл бұрын
Hello why so late
@michaelkubat2575
@michaelkubat2575 3 жыл бұрын
Food for thought of possibly funny sketch......"Saying I Love You to the WRONG guy " ......Keep up the good work!!!!
@NormativeNomad
@NormativeNomad 3 жыл бұрын
So, you would really bang a guy without knowing his name?
@davemiller6055
@davemiller6055 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God was this funny. Flesh flute in the key of C? Are you kidding me?
@seanautilis
@seanautilis 2 жыл бұрын
@@davemiller6055 it's crude, dude, not funny
@adriaannikken7519
@adriaannikken7519 4 жыл бұрын
Or you can say "i forgot your name" and then they say it, and you say "I know that! Whats your last name?" you got both.
@Glenn_Diamond
@Glenn_Diamond 4 жыл бұрын
adriaan nikken *note that this does not work with your spouse.
@NickFisherman
@NickFisherman 4 жыл бұрын
adriaan nikken to the rescue.
@JosephSchneider26
@JosephSchneider26 4 жыл бұрын
If she feels so comfortable that she naturally assumes you're talking about the last name, you'll just be stuck with that, I guess.
@jeffyeagle4450
@jeffyeagle4450 4 жыл бұрын
What if the name sounds like a last name and you're not sure. Like "Warren" or something?
@rkah6187
@rkah6187 4 жыл бұрын
Or "how do you spell your name?"
@Peter20164
@Peter20164 4 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine had this happen and he had a lunch date with the mystery woman in 10 minutes. I suggested he say “ I want to show you a magic trick -show me your license”. We laughed and he left and when he came back I asked what he did. “ I did the magic trick question!” he said. “ WHAT WAS THE TRICK???” . “I looked at her license and said the trick doesn’t work with your state”. True story.
@Bartinoob
@Bartinoob 4 жыл бұрын
Your friend is a genius
@shawn5809
@shawn5809 4 жыл бұрын
DAMN that's smooth
@joeblow1942
@joeblow1942 4 жыл бұрын
Peter McIntyre Why do you care about the license anyway?
@VulpeculaJoy
@VulpeculaJoy 4 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@RajOhYeah
@RajOhYeah 4 жыл бұрын
Dammnn😂
@Delicate_Disaster
@Delicate_Disaster 3 жыл бұрын
When she said "playing flesh flute in the key of C" I swore she said "Playing flesh flute in the KFC." Lmfao. I was so bothered that Mirror Julie could even think that up lol
@iandms1160
@iandms1160 3 жыл бұрын
ohhh i didn't even realize she didnt say KFC til reading this lmao
@GamingCentral-gm3hd
@GamingCentral-gm3hd 3 жыл бұрын
honestly i though she said that... until i saw this.
@jonm4306
@jonm4306 3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@MentalAmanda
@MentalAmanda 3 жыл бұрын
I heard KFC too
@OneWeirdDude
@OneWeirdDude 3 жыл бұрын
I also thought I heard KFC.
@matthewconlon2388
@matthewconlon2388 2 жыл бұрын
True story: I met my wife in college. We’d spoken a few times and I was trying to ask her out but had forgotten her name. I introduced a friend to her and then just waited expectantly while she introduced herself. As soon as she did I piped in with “ach, I’m sorry, how rude of me.”
@Chahlie
@Chahlie 2 жыл бұрын
There is a special place in heaven for friends who will get it right away and jump in to introduce themselves, thereby getting the name :)
@FalconFlyer75
@FalconFlyer75 Жыл бұрын
Does your wife know that story? lol and if not u should show her this and have her give her reaction, sure it might get u killed but that’s the small price to pay to entertain strangers in KZfaq no?
@nooneinparticular1491
@nooneinparticular1491 Жыл бұрын
Matthew Conlon - You really should have taken that to your grave. Seriously, nothing substantially beneficial-to-you can ever come from sharing that story. And, if you really, really felt the need to share it publicly, you certainly should have created a sub-account with an alias - and then immediately deleting the sub-account - rather doing so under what I assume is your real name. I sincerely hope that Mrs. Conlon remains Mrs. Conlon... but you may want to consider hiring your divorce attorney right now, while you still can.
@eltorrisimo
@eltorrisimo Жыл бұрын
My wife and I play this trick all the time to get someone's name one of us has forgotten. Nobody ever seems to notice.
@FalconFlyer75
@FalconFlyer75 Жыл бұрын
@@eltorrisimo lol your wife ever fake scold you for that? Meaning you introduce her to someone then the other person introduces themself and then instead of you say “how rude of me” she pretends to get mad at u for being “rude”
@SeemsLikeSomething
@SeemsLikeSomething 4 жыл бұрын
I just came across this channel today and I’m already hooked. She’s hilarious!!
@tolumnia
@tolumnia 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@majorj3896
@majorj3896 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@TheResistance8969
@TheResistance8969 4 жыл бұрын
Same for me a few days ago.
@niaanimationtale7804
@niaanimationtale7804 4 жыл бұрын
im ur 200 like
@murasakibara2293
@murasakibara2293 4 жыл бұрын
Same i just came across it 10 mins ago
@courtclimbs
@courtclimbs 4 жыл бұрын
"The less like you that you are the better that you'll be" 😂
@TheMiniJunkie
@TheMiniJunkie 4 жыл бұрын
Courtney Schatz lol I was about to scroll down and quote that same line.
@ThisIsKassia
@ThisIsKassia 4 жыл бұрын
My life moto
@ged3373
@ged3373 3 жыл бұрын
this just screams Michael’s advice to david wallace in the office
@ged3373
@ged3373 3 жыл бұрын
“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever."
@TheJerbol
@TheJerbol 3 жыл бұрын
depression 101 gang gang
@coena9377
@coena9377 3 жыл бұрын
“Call me by your name and I’ll call you by mine” “What?” “It’s this really sexy thing we can do, I saw it in a movie.” “Did you... did you forget my name?” “I’m offended you would even ask me that, Coen.”
@maryamiqbal6762
@maryamiqbal6762 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jonnestyronicha497
@jonnestyronicha497 3 жыл бұрын
"Tell me you love me in private" *silence* Guess we're not singing then
@TachyBunker
@TachyBunker 3 жыл бұрын
Smooooth
@roadsunknown9653
@roadsunknown9653 4 жыл бұрын
'the less like you you are, the better you will be' - can relate on another level
@paulus5877
@paulus5877 3 жыл бұрын
Were on another Level now! :D omg
@elizabethwall8063
@elizabethwall8063 4 жыл бұрын
When I forget someone's name, my trick is to introduce them to someone else--but only say the other person's name, as in, "I'd like you to meet my friend Sally." Then Unknown Name will hold out his hand and say to the other person, "Hi, I'm Joe." Problem solved!
@VulpeculaJoy
@VulpeculaJoy 4 жыл бұрын
Well sometimes this creates a weird pause where everybody is waiting for you to introduce them.
@cakebabaloo
@cakebabaloo 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah one time I introduced my parents to this girl because they happen to be out and spotted us. I hoped it would have triggered a name reveal but then she shook their hands and didn't say her own name, and then they all 3 turned and looked at me. All I had was "she's the one I told you about". Oof
@shtevcorpse6392
@shtevcorpse6392 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Same here.
@phillip2169
@phillip2169 4 жыл бұрын
@@cakebabaloo nice save! Lmao
@phillip2169
@phillip2169 4 жыл бұрын
Nah you gotta not introduce each other and then have your friend introduce themselves (scripted of course)
@jamesbarfay6280
@jamesbarfay6280 3 жыл бұрын
I realize that the recurring "mole" is an insecurity, but it's hilariously consistent 😂
@KarishmaChanglani
@KarishmaChanglani 2 жыл бұрын
That and the shoulders XD
@D4RKBRU73
@D4RKBRU73 Жыл бұрын
@@KarishmaChanglani I don't see anything wrong with her shoulders
@StarOnTheWater
@StarOnTheWater 3 жыл бұрын
I think, asking him "So, what's your name? I just have you filed under firefighter guy" is actually the classiest thing you could do. 😄
@daze023
@daze023 3 ай бұрын
Yes, wise one
@brucewilson2763
@brucewilson2763 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it, Julie, get a big bunch of money together and make a big comedy feature, probably a romcom. I’d watch it, I promise..
@MoonFoxASMR
@MoonFoxASMR 4 жыл бұрын
YES!
@mitubogoogle
@mitubogoogle 4 жыл бұрын
Start chipping in
@TomMarvan
@TomMarvan 4 жыл бұрын
Time to think about a co-star, maybe a KZfaq fan, as the leading man, just sayin’.
@ari_jm
@ari_jm 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it, yes!
@creepy_pie
@creepy_pie 4 жыл бұрын
Yeaà Not romcom tho
@Abominatrix650
@Abominatrix650 4 жыл бұрын
. Body of an "Adonis" . Face and body of Michael B. Jordan . "Fire guy" All features of Michael B. Jordan
@AlistairAi
@AlistairAi 4 жыл бұрын
Also the star of Fahrenheit 451 where he plays Guy Montag
@nbip2845
@nbip2845 4 жыл бұрын
N word
@jessp3021
@jessp3021 4 жыл бұрын
So smort
@17thknight
@17thknight 4 жыл бұрын
I think she just slept with Michael B Jordan
@nbip2845
@nbip2845 4 жыл бұрын
@@17thknight ftm & mtf
@Wolf359inc
@Wolf359inc 3 жыл бұрын
Some time after my divorce, after five years of marriage, I met someone else and we started dating. Early on, we ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in years, and I introduced her to him, using my ex’s name. Mortified, I realised my mistake immediately, apologised to her profusely, and introduced her to my friend using the right name. She told me afterwards that this was OK, and she understood why that might have happened. She is obviously a keeper, as we have been married for nineteen years now - will be twenty in January. :)
@rfmonkey4942
@rfmonkey4942 3 жыл бұрын
that often ? cant even remember ,,
@TheOneSoulMate_
@TheOneSoulMate_ 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely a keeper!
@worldpeace1822
@worldpeace1822 Жыл бұрын
Well happy late anniversary!
@vh8542
@vh8542 11 ай бұрын
Just divorced after 10 years, met someone who happens to have the same name. I think I may jokingly do this still and see how she reacts 😂
@moodymusic7717
@moodymusic7717 3 жыл бұрын
People watching this like: - in bed - not in a full screen - reading comments
@vedaantbhat2744
@vedaantbhat2744 3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@julianaavery5800
@julianaavery5800 3 жыл бұрын
So called out!
@legrandliseurtri7495
@legrandliseurtri7495 3 жыл бұрын
Almost accurate. I'm sitting on a chair.
@panadolrr
@panadolrr 3 жыл бұрын
How can you see me 🤯😂
@TW2Vlog
@TW2Vlog 3 жыл бұрын
All 3 currently accurate. Lol
@pattys7003
@pattys7003 4 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna lose him. We already know that." LOL Me talking to my teenage self.
@Guztav1337
@Guztav1337 4 жыл бұрын
Not me. Can't lose anything I don't have!
@2ndsnake899
@2ndsnake899 3 жыл бұрын
Read this right when it happened.
@ThisBlackFreeSpeeDeemedHarmful
@ThisBlackFreeSpeeDeemedHarmful 3 жыл бұрын
Me talking to my now self
@HouseJawn
@HouseJawn 3 жыл бұрын
Julie is once in a decade level comedy
@shadowravenraz1748
@shadowravenraz1748 4 жыл бұрын
"He sells rugs now." "That's convenient given how he was terrible with them before." Oh I lost it! 🤣
@hansgruber788
@hansgruber788 4 жыл бұрын
ShadowRavenRaz can u explain, I’m guessing rug is slang for pussy or something?
@srgkzy1294
@srgkzy1294 4 жыл бұрын
@@hansgruber788 I'm with you on that one body... I also need explaining or to lose my virginity a second time
@bobbyweirddick6556
@bobbyweirddick6556 4 жыл бұрын
The flow was so perfect, it didn’t feel forced and it fits in.
@MrUnicorn15
@MrUnicorn15 4 жыл бұрын
@@srgkzy1294 I'd guess she meant anal?
@keriannekerr1876
@keriannekerr1876 4 жыл бұрын
carpet munching?
@carbonunit6573
@carbonunit6573 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant facial expressions to go along with the impeccable dialogue and perfect editing. You rock Julie.
@radioactivegerbil6043
@radioactivegerbil6043 4 жыл бұрын
This channel came across my recommended a couple days ago, and now I'm hooked. You're hilarious.
@s11j02
@s11j02 4 жыл бұрын
When I forget someone's name I always ask them to spell it. It's almost perfect except if they have a really simple name, but you can still usually pass it off like, "Well, you never know these days!"
@danieldaniels7571
@danieldaniels7571 4 жыл бұрын
I usually date black girls, so this isn’t ever awkward for me
@campkira
@campkira 4 жыл бұрын
they know you forgot... since not everyone going to start spell their name when you don't said thier name nor... had reason for it...
@MsZephyra
@MsZephyra 4 жыл бұрын
@@campkira No they don't, I've used this trick enough!
@MsZephyra
@MsZephyra 4 жыл бұрын
@@danieldaniels7571 LMAO!
@fartyfat6539
@fartyfat6539 4 жыл бұрын
@@danieldaniels7571 are your name really daniel daniels????
@lexi6183
@lexi6183 4 жыл бұрын
Found your channel after seeing your pandemic one on trending and I couldn't be happier!! Your content is super refreshing and hilarious so I know what I'll be watching for the rest of this quarantine :)
@zxlime
@zxlime 4 жыл бұрын
Well that makes 2 of us. Her timing and delivery is incredible.
@sarama4153
@sarama4153 4 жыл бұрын
Make that 3 of us. Love these vids
@Mycatsname
@Mycatsname 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I saw the pandemic one too, loved it and I am now binging on them 😊 thanks, really funny😁
@rnorth8812
@rnorth8812 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. Been laughing for the last two hours. Thank you!!
@peppereaterlivestream4357
@peppereaterlivestream4357 4 жыл бұрын
Six of us! I subscribed right away and now we binging
@usn83001
@usn83001 4 жыл бұрын
Sub'd just a bit earlier. Have been watching my feed for about two weeks for your vids. You are amazing and twisted in the most flattering way that I can now convey. I do so enjoy watching. Cheers and thank you for the happy' you bring.
@g3ven59
@g3ven59 4 жыл бұрын
I had a friend for three years and I never got to know her name
@iateyourgranny
@iateyourgranny 4 жыл бұрын
Best friend I ever had.
@lindseylichtman
@lindseylichtman 4 жыл бұрын
We still never talk sometimes.
@jedinxf7
@jedinxf7 3 жыл бұрын
refuse to add one like to the perfect number
@LiddyFreeman
@LiddyFreeman 4 жыл бұрын
She's so good at these youtube videos! Also...a good tip, as I've forgotten a lovers name before: Ask for their FULL name, like you're curious what their first, middle and last name all sound like together. And quickly follow up with something like "oh is that Italian?" as if it's about their middle/last name instead of the first.
@qs4177
@qs4177 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I do
@O1OO1O1
@O1OO1O1 2 жыл бұрын
How do you forget a lovers name? By lover, do you mean someone you had sex with?
@jonbongjovi1869
@jonbongjovi1869 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm terrible with names...... " is a FINE way to broach it. Cuz MOST of us are terrible with names, so WHO is gonna judge you?
@Brooke-rw8rc
@Brooke-rw8rc 4 жыл бұрын
"Was it hard to get a first date with Fire Guy?" "No, super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
@frosty3579
@frosty3579 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get a Julie + Ryan baby? Comedy genius baby.
@smallvoices9564
@smallvoices9564 4 жыл бұрын
And then I did a backflip and snapped his neck off
@Brooke-rw8rc
@Brooke-rw8rc 4 жыл бұрын
@@frosty3579 Only if Daniel Thrasher is invited too!
@Brooke-rw8rc
@Brooke-rw8rc 4 жыл бұрын
@@smallvoices9564 "snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day". How do you snap a neck off?
@ilqrd.6608
@ilqrd.6608 4 жыл бұрын
thanks for repeating stuff to farm upvotes...here’s your downvote
@ChrisUhlik
@ChrisUhlik 4 жыл бұрын
Your skits are totally amazing. The acting and the writing are awesome.
@Socoolral.
@Socoolral. 3 жыл бұрын
Dang you are so talented and amazing. I’m laughing so much all because of you. 🤣😂. You’re so Amazing! Thank you for the entertaining content.
@jacobmcandles1745
@jacobmcandles1745 4 жыл бұрын
I have done this. Met a girl on vacation, took her out to dinner and ended up sleeping with her 2 nights and when I went to introduce her to my friends realized I couldn’t remember her name.
@Lulymarte1609
@Lulymarte1609 4 жыл бұрын
Stan Childs did she noticed?
@SilverCuz
@SilverCuz 4 жыл бұрын
Well don't leave us hanging. What happened?
@adzoutnabout8666
@adzoutnabout8666 4 жыл бұрын
Booo Stan booo 😂
@dsmr3297
@dsmr3297 4 жыл бұрын
😂 next time that happens... your excuse.. you f#@ked my brain out!😂😂
@campkira
@campkira 4 жыл бұрын
well you need to learn to call their name more.... i was try to remember my old teacher name... and i had hard time to recall...
@nyatella
@nyatella 4 жыл бұрын
Life Pro Tip: If you forget their name take them to Starbucks for the next date. If they don't drink Starbucks welp I got nothing.
@teenagers012
@teenagers012 4 жыл бұрын
Luna Lytele ask them their full name
@ozchoz
@ozchoz 4 жыл бұрын
But then you get Swarly
@LaughingSaint66
@LaughingSaint66 4 жыл бұрын
Luna Lytele ah shit I use they tactic all the time when I forget people’s names 🤪🤪
@NickFisherman
@NickFisherman 4 жыл бұрын
@@ozchoz I was just about to say that.
@DeadPixL87
@DeadPixL87 4 жыл бұрын
Solid plan if they tell them their real name.. I had a friend named Kwame, he would say his name was Steve to avoid the whole “how do you spell that?” round about.
@georgex5959
@georgex5959 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Stumbled across these when down the KZfaq rabbit hole - fantastic
@jcookslovefamily5512
@jcookslovefamily5512 4 жыл бұрын
Love the “Mirror, Mirror” skits. You’re beautiful and hilarious. Keep the videos coming!
@anaa9245
@anaa9245 4 жыл бұрын
I did the whole “I need something that rhymes with your name” and he texted back with “dad”. Wtffff like whyyy. Now I’m stuck on Brad or Chad... I think it’s Brad, but what if it’s Vlad. Halp
@dominicgunderson
@dominicgunderson 4 жыл бұрын
If it's Vlad or Chad you have bigger things to worry about.
@jizanthapus1
@jizanthapus1 4 жыл бұрын
how about S T A L I N G R A D
@skullkidsid2418
@skullkidsid2418 4 жыл бұрын
Either way, his last name was Thundercock
@mfcmxtt6490
@mfcmxtt6490 4 жыл бұрын
Get a friend to ring his number. When he answers .. get them to be surprised and be like ‘oh! Sorry! Who’s this??’ Then he will say his name .. then the friend says ‘oh I have dialled the wrong number, sorry’
@whitykitty2651
@whitykitty2651 4 жыл бұрын
@@mfcmxtt6490 Smarrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
@Stilez
@Stilez 4 жыл бұрын
It's only awkward if you make it awkward lol.
@renlessard
@renlessard 3 жыл бұрын
"The less like you you are, the better you will be" is an amazing life lesson to learn
@007nadineL
@007nadineL 4 жыл бұрын
I was once out with a date when I ran into my neighbour. As I tried to introduce them we all realized at the same second I had forgotten my date's name. My neighbour laughed about it for a year in the elevator.
@PrincessChild22
@PrincessChild22 4 жыл бұрын
I have been going down the rabbit hole of your videos and I am dying laughing! You are hilarious and insanely talented. And your drunk mirror self is a delight!
@linkeffect82
@linkeffect82 4 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh, especially with my own shoddy memory. Great dialogue and I love the magic mirror mechanism. I am very glad I discovered your channel!
@darcyadelle
@darcyadelle 4 жыл бұрын
omg HOW have I never seen your stuff before!? You're hilarious! Subscribed!
@slinger0083
@slinger0083 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to apologize for taking so long to find your channel, these are amazing.
@davidlangford9107
@davidlangford9107 4 жыл бұрын
"DID HE SEE THE MOLE, and points to rear. Noo, I told him it was a birthmark." Did he believe that? Sure!
@campkira
@campkira 4 жыл бұрын
must be very ugly...
@censusgary
@censusgary 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if a birthmark is better or worse than a mole.
@Lucy-ng7cw
@Lucy-ng7cw 4 жыл бұрын
Gary Cooper better
@Biggzlar
@Biggzlar 4 жыл бұрын
It is true. That is what happened in the video.
@foreverdaughter3678
@foreverdaughter3678 4 жыл бұрын
This is like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry doesn’t remember his girlfriends name, so he was trying everything to remember it. He asked her if anyone made fun of her name and she said “yeah all the time. It rhythms with a women’s body part.”
@MikeM275
@MikeM275 4 жыл бұрын
"Deloris" lol
@harrymonk70
@harrymonk70 4 жыл бұрын
"Mulva?" 🤣
@leelawrence3379
@leelawrence3379 4 жыл бұрын
Regina
@MyCovertNarcissism
@MyCovertNarcissism 4 жыл бұрын
Omg that's right, I remember that. In the end, her name rhymes with cunt or something. So funny.
@charlieross-BRM
@charlieross-BRM 4 жыл бұрын
@@MyCovertNarcissism Oh man! Great answer you gave there. So smooth with the ladies.
@falconbritt5461
@falconbritt5461 3 жыл бұрын
"The less like you that you are, the better you'll be..." said that ever-supportive voice. ROFL, we all have one.
@westyw.4235
@westyw.4235 2 жыл бұрын
Multiple personality disorder has never been so entertaining! Thanks for the smiles Julie =)
@sarahg2653
@sarahg2653 4 жыл бұрын
First channel that's ever made me consider being a Patreon. I mean, I'm not gonna do it, but it briefly crossed my mind.
@TinaKGreene
@TinaKGreene 4 жыл бұрын
haha exactly
@0FFICERPROBLEM
@0FFICERPROBLEM 4 жыл бұрын
Lol relatable. The elusive Patreon man
@jazzling
@jazzling 4 жыл бұрын
fat
@yarpen26
@yarpen26 4 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly beginning to feel guilty about the way I watch YT content. I never support anyone through Patreon, I use an adblock on my laptop (not on my phone though), hell, I hardly even like a video (I do tend to leave plenty of comments though so I guess it balances things out somewhat). I used to earn like shit so it was easy to excuse myself but I've just gotten a major raise so I guess I should try to squeeze $10-15 a month to distribute among some of my favorite channels.
@Ciacul
@Ciacul 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tgbowl
@tgbowl 4 жыл бұрын
OK.... The ending was 🔥🔥!! Nice work! DDD
@tomscut7820
@tomscut7820 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with your reflection and her deprecating comments about your muscles.
@MajRatbag
@MajRatbag 3 жыл бұрын
Very clever humor, very well acted and very well put together videos, gorgeous, smart and funny, you are the perfect woman, thumbs up and subbed, well done Julie :)
@afaceforradiowithrichardma4831
@afaceforradiowithrichardma4831 4 жыл бұрын
Julie. You’ve got major comedic chops.
@TChaka737
@TChaka737 4 жыл бұрын
He sells rugs now That's convenient given that he was so terrible with them before S-CLASS SAVAGERY UNLOCKED 🔓
@ryanhoward5844
@ryanhoward5844 2 жыл бұрын
I havent stopped laughing for hours. Discovered your channel a few hours back and this is the first time ive commented. You have a new subscriber in me now. Thanks for the laughs
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 2 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
@jpwcpa
@jpwcpa 4 жыл бұрын
I hope someone sends Guy Fieri a link to this video. I suspect he would find it hilarious how his catchphrases "Triple-D" and "going to Flavor Town" have been given sexual connotations. Well done, Julie, as usual.
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 Жыл бұрын
So that's who it was! The one person actually named Fire Guy .
@themiddlepath8939
@themiddlepath8939 4 жыл бұрын
"The less like you that you, that you are, the better youll be" So true!
@sfoda511
@sfoda511 3 жыл бұрын
Julie, you are a crack up!!! I love your stuff :)
@alpineforestscentedcandle
@alpineforestscentedcandle 4 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid and kept on forgetting their name I would ask what their name was. So when they told me I would say “no, your name in the game” because back then we would pretend to be different people with different names. Genius, I know.
@jonahchikezie8347
@jonahchikezie8347 4 жыл бұрын
How is it that I am watching two people have a conversation? Brilliant.
@faisal181
@faisal181 4 жыл бұрын
She has an identical twin :D
@campkira
@campkira 4 жыл бұрын
it is her thing... well that why i never talk to myself only checking information or confirm that what i want to do....
@fewwiggle
@fewwiggle 3 жыл бұрын
"How is it that I am watching two people have a conversation?" Well, it would be retarded to watch one person have a conversation with herself.... :-)
@Jadewonderland
@Jadewonderland 4 жыл бұрын
.Or you can be like, “how do you spell your name?”
@ddh19454
@ddh19454 4 жыл бұрын
Yeahhh I tried that once His name was Glenn So it was still very awkward 😂
@MrNightpwner
@MrNightpwner 4 жыл бұрын
@@ddh19454 "2 N's? I thought it was 1. Wow."
@ddh19454
@ddh19454 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrNightpwner yeah He actually called me out like "u dont know my name do u..??" And I tried to play it off with the glen vs glenn But damage was already done regardless
@MonotoniTV
@MonotoniTV 4 жыл бұрын
"uhm... It's Sam, that's not that hard to spell.."
@sarasoliiman1101
@sarasoliiman1101 4 жыл бұрын
@@MonotoniTV you beat me to it 😂😂
@rnorth8812
@rnorth8812 3 жыл бұрын
"I got the touque on" killed me. You're so funny.
@freshfilmsllc
@freshfilmsllc 3 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel.... LOVE IT ALL! too funny.
@davidlangford9107
@davidlangford9107 4 жыл бұрын
SHE SHOULD JUST SAY: I need the FIREMAN to put out this uncontrollable FIRE!
@dorkmax7073
@dorkmax7073 4 жыл бұрын
"He sells rugs now" "That's convenient, he was so terrible with rugs before" Oof.
@antonnym214
@antonnym214 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan George recommended you and you're awesome! I of course subscribed immediately. All good wishes!
@brianmcconnell1817
@brianmcconnell1817 Жыл бұрын
Just found your channel. You’re very talented. Keep up the great work! 👍🏻
@jostallworth3087
@jostallworth3087 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm coming up with the ideas & you're not helping." LOL
@icarochenel
@icarochenel 4 жыл бұрын
If you find yourself in this situation: just as the person to write their FULL name (find any excuse), this really works
@DCUngelled
@DCUngelled 4 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel... You are hilarious! Love the videos!
@hawsrulebegin7768
@hawsrulebegin7768 3 жыл бұрын
Your sketch quality is better than most tv comedy shows! Love the performances, the nuances. Hilarious
@hawsrulebegin7768
@hawsrulebegin7768 3 жыл бұрын
@Liam McMahon No. I’m not a comedian. Wish I was though. Would be awesome to be as witty as you.
@-fuk57
@-fuk57 4 жыл бұрын
"The less like you that you are, the better you'll be." Words to live by.
@MyVantasticLifeVoyage
@MyVantasticLifeVoyage 4 жыл бұрын
Continuity error: door is ajar in main camera view and closed in mirror view.
@majorj3896
@majorj3896 4 жыл бұрын
Pete Larson haha now I can’t stop looking at that
@Daleylife
@Daleylife 4 жыл бұрын
Technically, but the mirror's reflection is "another world", so you could argue the door is just closed in that world.
@MrBizteck
@MrBizteck 4 жыл бұрын
@@Daleylife lol 5th wall break !
@brxtmp106
@brxtmp106 3 жыл бұрын
What’s good Today There’s a DOOR in the video?
@jalenperez2611
@jalenperez2611 3 жыл бұрын
Here because of your Ryan George collab, but your shit is funny ash lol definitely a new fan!🙂🙋🏽‍♂️
@gincairn8763
@gincairn8763 3 жыл бұрын
Found you thanks to the wedding/divorce collaboration, you're excellent, thank you for the morning giggles
@slayer8actual
@slayer8actual 4 жыл бұрын
I had this problem once too. I couldn't remember a girl's name. We met a few times afterwards and during our conversations, I tried to get clues about her name. At the same time I was also hoping none of my friends approached me and asked me to introduce her to them. I finally figured it out. I found out we had a mutual friend between other friends. In other words, one of my friends was a friend with one of her friends. So I got on my friend's Facebook page and went through his list of friends. I found the friend who was friends with her friend, and then went to her friends list. And there she was - listed in her friends list! Mystery solved. To illustrate: Me --> friend ---> mutual friend
@mt22201
@mt22201 4 жыл бұрын
There was an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry couldn’t remember his date’s name. He just knew that her name rhymed with a body part.
@darrylt6412
@darrylt6412 4 жыл бұрын
M Zz Mulva?
@tlee035
@tlee035 4 жыл бұрын
@@darrylt6412 Dolores
@darrylt6412
@darrylt6412 4 жыл бұрын
Loreola?
@DEAKFO9
@DEAKFO9 4 жыл бұрын
"You’re gonna lose him we already know that" "Really“
@blueash5959
@blueash5959 4 жыл бұрын
Aw man this is too funny, I've totally just hit sub by the way ^^
@ArmyWolves
@ArmyWolves 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO... this is my third Julie Nolke video and the second with the mirror on the wall and I am loving it. Am hooked and about to go on a binge...
@theguyinthefunnyhat
@theguyinthefunnyhat 4 жыл бұрын
"Playing flesh flute in the key of C" is the best thing I've heard ever.
@RoseMeronym
@RoseMeronym 4 жыл бұрын
... That makes more sense than KFC
@liamrobinson6226
@liamrobinson6226 4 жыл бұрын
@@RoseMeronym yeah I heard playing flesh flute in a KFC
@bikewhorder
@bikewhorder 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought she said something about playing with the fleshlight at the KFC. I was like "wha...?"
@buttercupmorton73
@buttercupmorton73 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody calls it that..yet 😂
@labarbaroja
@labarbaroja 4 жыл бұрын
Playing flesh flute in the KFC! 😂🤣😂 I’m pretty sure that’s why they put the locks on the bathroom doors now.
@cubeclub
@cubeclub 4 жыл бұрын
I thought she said "Key of C"
@labarbaroja
@labarbaroja 4 жыл бұрын
Cubeclub Now that I watch it again, she definitely said “in the key of C”.....shows you where my head was at when watching this. 🤣😂🤣🤦🏼‍♂️
@StamperWendy
@StamperWendy 4 жыл бұрын
So, giving head. Classy. Not.
@taylorjade6918
@taylorjade6918 4 жыл бұрын
You're not alone! Only when I went to the comments did I realize it wasn't KFC... MUCH more sense 🤦
@rodneysimms6080
@rodneysimms6080 4 жыл бұрын
It’s okay I thought she said KFC too. I was trying to figure out why anyone would do that in a KFC. I mean a Chick-Fil-A sure, but KFC, why?
@chsbob9
@chsbob9 3 жыл бұрын
lYou have great comedic talent and are beautiful. Please keep up the fine work.
@billyhall8233
@billyhall8233 Жыл бұрын
Just come across you. You are so talented, you really have high skills to perform. Go to Hollywood please.
@nyatella
@nyatella 4 жыл бұрын
that twist at the end SO GOOD
@aggelosSlipKnoTRKO
@aggelosSlipKnoTRKO 4 жыл бұрын
"The less like you you are, the better." That's a great idea for a t-shirt. Perfect as a gift to your ex.
@jamesjordan6561
@jamesjordan6561 2 жыл бұрын
I love what you do. Thank you 😊
@joshuamoore5966
@joshuamoore5966 3 жыл бұрын
I don't remember the last time I've laughed this hard. Thank you
@ADOwens-px8xm
@ADOwens-px8xm 3 жыл бұрын
Tell them that you can tell a lot about a person based on their signature and how they print their name. Compare the two by stating things that you already know about them. Great show!
@chaoticboots2574
@chaoticboots2574 3 жыл бұрын
"he sells rugs now" "Convenient considering how bad he was with them before" Fuckin gold
@cutedummyd7521
@cutedummyd7521 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand this one, wanna help?
@hydeperv
@hydeperv 3 жыл бұрын
I thought she said “sells drugs now” lol. but I didn’t get it either, what did the rug joke mean?
@firstlast7719
@firstlast7719 3 жыл бұрын
@@hydeperv Beaver
@rojiii69420
@rojiii69420 2 жыл бұрын
@@hydeperv most likely a play on "do the carpets match the drapes" carpets/rugs refer to pubic hair
@kylebrake1806
@kylebrake1806 3 жыл бұрын
I love your videos!
@cleverman86
@cleverman86 4 жыл бұрын
This just came in KZfaq recommendations. Very funny stuff!
@KeepingOnTheWatch
@KeepingOnTheWatch 3 жыл бұрын
There are people I’ve worked with for the past 3 years that I still don’t know their names.
@Dawn-iu8nx
@Dawn-iu8nx 4 жыл бұрын
My mother was introducing me to her friend at a wedding and couldn't remember my name.
@michaelreifenstein2114
@michaelreifenstein2114 3 жыл бұрын
i have 2 brothers and a sister. she will run through all the others before she gets it right. yes, even my sisters name.
@lnt305
@lnt305 3 жыл бұрын
My mum used to call me my sister's name so often, she started to referring to both of us as "Daughter". This isn't an issue anymore, because my sister had a child and now my mum calls me by my toddler niece's name instead
@notmyrealname2874
@notmyrealname2874 3 жыл бұрын
I have identical twin daughters and, when I got it wrong, she said "You don't know my name???" - And I said, "Hey, two minutes ago you called me Mom"
@Chahlie
@Chahlie 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, every mother alive goes through all the kids names, plus the dog......
@markpickering6594
@markpickering6594 3 жыл бұрын
Hey julie. Thanks. Soooo much for .introducing your cast mates and the.
@CraigH999
@CraigH999 3 жыл бұрын
New to your channel - love the girl in the mirror she's a hoot! Cheers from over here on the left coast! Go Canada!
@SGforliferzzzz
@SGforliferzzzz 3 жыл бұрын
I never slept with a person and forgot their name. I have ran into people all the time when they remember me but I don’t remember them or forget their name. It’s so embarrassing that I always pretend that I remember them.
@EcceJack
@EcceJack 2 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@jonbongjovi1869
@jonbongjovi1869 2 жыл бұрын
it's REALLY bad if you're a performer, who meets zillions of people. I play music outdoors every day (weather permitting) from NYC to Maine and every friggin' day strangers come up to me and they ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS use the exact same opening line: "Hey, DO YOU REMEMBER ME? I met you years ago!" That's such a RUDE way to start a sentence or introduction. Obviously, most Muricans LOOK THE SAME and everyone dresses the same and has the same hairdos etc.... plus one look at me and you know I'm a STONER.... ....and I usually say "I'm STONED AND DRUNK when I'm out playing! I don't remember anyone!" or "WHERE EXACTLY did we meet?" and then they have to flesh it all out and that often triggers a memory or I can just nod. I've never ONCE in my life asked a person "remember me?" I always will say "Hi, I'm the guy who...." and they always say "oh i remember! You're very hard to forget!"
@Chahlie
@Chahlie 2 жыл бұрын
I am ever so grateful to people who mention their name and context while putting out their hand to shake (back when we could). It's just SO polite! Example- "Hey Heather! Jim, from the kid's fishing festival 2 years ago, I was there with my son Ryan" I've also learned to never bluff, it just gets worse. Just look blank and say "I'm sorry I...."
@jfr7160
@jfr7160 4 жыл бұрын
Love it! Bravo 👏🏼!!! Love Guy too! Hahaha
@rajshah8201
@rajshah8201 3 жыл бұрын
I really laughed so hard at the end, Great video.
@kurosephiroth01
@kurosephiroth01 3 жыл бұрын
You are amazing your vids are really well done!
@claraadams2725
@claraadams2725 4 жыл бұрын
the mirror's reaction: "oh that's bad" is just so real
@anna-maymoon1001
@anna-maymoon1001 4 жыл бұрын
The rug comment had me laughing so hard I had to pause it 😂😂😂
@appa609
@appa609 2 жыл бұрын
I have literally never had this problem. The name of every single crush lives rent free in my brain
@michaelwellen2866
@michaelwellen2866 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who just imagines Julie's talking about Ryan George the whole time?
@ambarcraft4476
@ambarcraft4476 3 жыл бұрын
She clearly does!
@Abrogator91
@Abrogator91 3 жыл бұрын
Thinking about Ryan George is TIGHT
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