As an Australian, I can confirm that I'm typing this with my back legs while swimming in the Mediterranean sea.

The best part of his videos are the monotone voice it adds so much to the comedy

Tumblr is better than Twitter. And by better I mean funnier. Never used Tumblr before.

this guy could rival chills in a contest of sounding uninterested

Bro, if my house just got up and left, i dont think i could ever live in another house again.

4:05 unironically, that is actually completely physically viable. Last year in Tech and Design class, the teacher split us up in twos and one group of three, and gave us one sheet of paper, some tape and scissors. That's all we had to support as many textbooks as possible. Each of those textbooks was about 1.5 inch thick. I and my partner split our sheet in two and rolled each part into a small, but quite sturdy tube. We held 6 of those textbooks. The weakest design(not ours), held 3 books. the strongest held 18 books before the structure buckled. And that was all with just one sheet of paper and some tape. Now imagine what you could do with 5 sheets, or even more.

1:14 Tanjiro fighting upper moon 4 be like:

13:29 *You can hear a quiet jingle in the distance, the lyrics go along the lines of "Thoughts arrive like butterflies, he don't know so he chases them away"*

7:37 "A sick cat" 💀

Stand name: Commander of crows Stand abilities: for the cost of one bread per 5 crows, the crows will find and give you anything you want ranging from money to information Affiliation: Chaotic neutral

I did not expect Fossil Fighters music to randomly be in something like this. Honestly caught me off guard. Underrated masterpiece of a game

Watching this whilst under the stage while the high school musical is being performed

Vaazkl sounds like he has an exam tomorrow but is scrolling memes at 2am

0:31 thats at the Japanese tea garden in San Francisco!! I can confirm it takes a lot of determination to cross.

5:57 bro has been reading these memes in a monotone for nearly six minutes and the *horse* is what breaks him.

5:50 my horse would just see how happy I am to see her. No I’m serious a horse is amazing to talk about feeling with. Because they can’t talk back but they can give u a lot of comfort.😊

17:24 to be fair it also says jk right after

7:19 it’s the secret underground gay/lgbtqia+ hq

1:27 oh look it's ctchulu, cool, anyways did you know i-

Marvel has officially released the multiverse to the public 0:56

As an Australian, I can 100% confirm that we all have four legs

11:08 this gives me slovene vibes and i love it.

I ate an entire tube of duck tape

6:55 i think this is from a movie, where the dude could make food items, or sweets. and that scene he was just mass producing bread for i think PBnJ, and eventually spews peanut butter or jam everywhere

9:06 someone make a backrooms level specifically for these images.

I saw the bubble chair in one of my dreams once. It was like a futuristic school with clear walls. Pretty neat.

I swear someone got arrested for something similar to that last meme, teaching crows to steal.

4:33 I love how he says it so calmly too 💀💀

24:00 i can feel his rage

5:06 Buy it from Ethiopia,then sell it in Australia,you got an infinite money glitch right there.

I like how the retort to the bagged milk comment was about bringing guns into Walmart. As if Walmart is just totally safe and it's unreasonable to want protection. Sounds legit.

0:44, for those of you wondering, they children ARE okay. they got out before it flew this high up.

As an australian, I can confirm it is very useful to climb with our back legs.

1:38 core childhood memory unlocked

11:27 how on earth did they hit that many arrows into a plane

I have never seen this man more pissed than with the copycats joke.

dude ive literally saw these in the wild while scrolling through tumblr

13:36 That is what is called an artifact. an artifact is an unintentional aspect of a photograph. this artifact was caused by what is called a rolling shutter. basically a rolling shutter is where some cameras take photos from one side to the other. Rolling shutters are common in phones because they require less circuitry and thus less space. most phones with cameras use a rolling shutter. half of the photo was taken when it was dark, but half way through the shutter, lightning struck lighting up the environment.

I believe the trading with crows thing but like, probably they were ravens because ravens understand the concept of trading apparently.

as a filipino, i can confirm that is a great place to hide a body

0:51 It’s at this point the dentist asks “So, how’s your day been?” Like what the hell are you supposed to do at that point?

4:02 same but instead of books we used weights and we got like 40kg

tumblr is just the better combined version of reddit and twitter memes

That is the SECOND most dangerous flightless bird in Australia. We actually won the Cassowary War.

1:32 I imagined a cheetah and this dude, but the cheetah was the most often one I'd imagine

16:18 Suction Cup Man

i remember when i got a really long ad as well. it was the whole of Frozen 2.

The demon portal in the forest. IT WAS BUILT BY A BIRD. THEY'RE TRYING TO SUMMON THE ARCH-DEVIL ANZU!

16:13 IM SUCTION CUP MAN

4:24 Got me dead 💀

Once you've read Homestuck you can't unsee all the Homestuck stuff on Tumblr.

The last one was awesome. If the crows are paying me $20 for a loaf of bread, i need more crows.

1:42 That's also my favourite collective hallucination. Always thought I was just weird or schizophrenic when I was little. Glad to know it wasn't just me lmao

You, Penquinz0, sunnyV2, are all KZfaqrs too good for us and we do not deserve all three of you. Thanks for being awesome VaazkL. The only only British person i could like.

I love how you suddenly just get more depressed with our warning 8:06

Wait I'm not the only one who imagined a guy running as fast as the car, am I weird for imagining them as a ninja.

Damn bro half of these got me crying 😂🤣

18:48 elves has sick shoes now

why are your videos some of the only videos that make me laugh

13:07 I had water beads and I didn’t know they were invisible and I was in the bath for two hours trying to get them all out before my dad found out 😂

6:54 tf2 soldier got to him

5:45 tabs units be like

22:32 *some pots were also smashed during altercation.*

i already got a unskippable 1 hour ad but it only happened once in my life.

Tumblr called helacoprion useless and said it isn’t specialalized for anything. My palaeontology senses are tingling

6:38 Why is this image so epic though?

One time a few years ago I got a five hour ad. Yes five entire hours. It was like an entire season of a tv show or something uploaded as an ad

3:11 there was one in my nursery once and they were doing repairs on it and i fell down the hole

VOICE CRACK AT 12:33 mans still going through it huh

0:09 john golf.

I once got a 3hr ad I fell asleep and woke up and it was still playing

As an Australian, I can confirm I have 10 arms and 10 hands opposed to 2 legs and 2 arms. Life is pretty much normal.

4:49 favorite part. Pepo boy 🤣

Crow man has so much power Baguette wand that can use the spell "summon 800 crows to fuc up your enemies" One time use tho

21:03 - "Look how happy *he* is *he's* so proud of *himself"*

I see you trying to sneak some Fossil Fighters music in, you just unlocked a memory lol

24:05 Im am about send vaazkl death threats No, *death promises*

7:12 These guys Speaks West Virginian, At Least That's Where I Live, Thanks Random College for Saving My Childhood Icon!-AvaMeme129

I ADORE the last meme.

The thumbnail is true that happened to me once but it was an unskipable ad

0:21 ayoooo-

5:20 please tell me that was Florida

great thanks texas even though i live in the uk with a very miniscule chance of tornados IM NOW AFRAID OF THE DARK WHEN ITS WINDY

5:55 One of the rare moments he breaks character. And I don't mind, that comment was brilliant.😂

as an australian i can confirm we look like this 0:37

Is anyone gonna mention the velociraptor with googly eyes?

The first one is the definition of anxiety

10:12 ah yes,even in brazil...

in 7:42 is he actually cuz my brain hurts

21:22 Static Electricity and magnified heat and carbon dioxide would go crazy though!!

Idk why but the Donkey Kong music makes the video so much better.

either that is the same incident or similar, but bounce castle took of into the air with three kids inside, the kids jumped, the kids died

That on the thumbnail is pathetic. I actually got a 8 HOURS Long ad about climate protection and i'm not even joking. But i was able to skip it

what is 9:06 ? it is both unknown, and yet strangely familiar

the second one had me rollin

I got the entire Lego movie as an ad and you bet your ass I watched the whole damn thing

20:26 me who realized that at 11(now 15) because i got betrayed by my family:

I've already seen all of these. I feel like if it makes it onto one of your videos the meme is officially dead.

5:05 buy bananas in Ethiopia and sell in Australia. Shipping will last 7 days, froezed bananas can last 30 days.

20:54 I think that exact bear photo was in the second AVM build contest video