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I love how you called out The Amazing Digital Circus fandom like that. I've heard people saying stuff like that a smidge and I was just like: "We've only seen one episode and they had an in-house-adventure. This is their first out-house-adventure we've seen. I don't see anything unexpected. If anything, it fits very well with his character."

I swear, if you talk to Anubis like that, he's gonna manually push down on the scales to make sure you get chucked into Ammut's maw

Did a miss something? Jax acted like exactly as much of a bastard as he is

One day a child will be brought into the world with the surname “Pranktuber” and I will blame Tumblr for it

ngl i'm surprised the apollo tag doesn't have more dodgeballs

Fun fact: in one of the books an alien at the cantina actually mistakes Luke for a woman.

Much as I love the fantasy street food idea, it opens the door to action sequences where those stalls get destroyed, and an unfortunate merchant cries out: "My cabbages!"

The first guy forgot all the stock photos of dodgeballs.

My surname would be Gasstationatendant. Kind of mouthfoul. Maybe I could pass off as some eccentric noble.

That lighthearted joke was so clever it took me a second to get it.

Once upon a time, my work name would have been Chef. Now it's Nightfiller, which sounds both suggestive and slightly ominous.

Dark Grocery Store?!?! FINALLY!!! A grocery store that's NOT a sensory nightmare!!!

Truly only the strongest Jax fans will survive the Digital Circus... And I am one of them.

"Hello! My name is Rye Unemployed, nice to meet you!"

1:13 I don't even watch Digital Circus, and even I know Jax isn't a precious widdle meowbean. I mean, goddammit it all straight to Hell, LOOK. AT. HIM. That is not the character design of someone benevolent.

I may live in a cottage in the woods, and that cottage may or may not have chicken feet at times, but I would love someone to drop by for lunch. I'll serve tea.

2:43 Work surnames stopped when work became boring. Who wants their line to be Office9to5? Grocer? AssemblyAide?

1:14 Jax is exactly as evil as I wished him to be. He is a bastard child of Guggimon and I only want more.

0:22 That's how we got Spyro.

I don't know how, but the one with the favorite childhood tree triggered in my brain every fight-or-flight instinct, every protective instinct, and every synapse capable of pain, grief, or sadness. I'm still trying to get my heartbeat to slow down. I don't even remember having a favorite childhood tree. What is this sorcery?

If my name was Cashier I would be going down a path which would result in it being changed to something violence related

My favourite fantasy setting actually goes out of it's way to especially point out all the streetfood and their venders. Yes, it is the discworld. How'd you know?

"Is he acting out of character, or did you get too attached to a headcanon" God I know that this was aimed at Jax fans from ADC, but this also applies SO HARD to a RWBY fan I know who called Ironwood's arc in Volumes 7-8 outright character assassination. Dark times...dark times.

3:39 I actually added a pie cart to my DnD campaign because I needed to distract a player for a sec, and now I resolve to add more random little street foods to my cities. Next is a Kebab cart with a healing potion lemonade.

First post, I was SURE it was talking about the "Apollo gifting mortals the abillity of prophecy" meme.

Bit crushed crying is not something I thought I needed to hear today, but I'm glad I did...

3:36 Pratchett did it. CMOT Dibbler’s sausages are practically world famous

I just consider dandelions as the plant that I used to make a wish on

0:50 - …hmmm… Hey PM, I brought you some coffee. It’s a sampler basket. Just wanted to make sure you knew we still love you!

2:51 Ohhhhhohohhh this has become an INTEGRAL part of my brain chemistry now

The Dark Grocery Store definitely has a gateway to the Shadow Realm.

Dark grocery stores are great, until you realize that the Grocery Jester has another dimension to prank you from.

2:30 Just a reminder that KZfaq/Twitch streamer Smallant legally changed his last name to “Minecraft”

Got to attached to a headcanon This isn’t me but this is the truth

2:41 : honestly? Yeah I'd love to be a Pendragon

Yes, hello, my name is John Wageslave

2:43 Pendragon actually sounds really good with my chosen first name, I think I'll use it

a really cool looking lawyer dude

I like how some of these videos lately have been titled like ancient fables. Gather round, children, and I'll tell you the tale of tumblr and the dark grocery store

"Liminal spaces minimal prices" now i want to go to the dark grocery store

The street food post: Read Discworld. There was a recurring, at times mildly important to the plot minor side-character in the big city a lot of the novels were taking place in who sold shitty street food and sometimes other nonsense, too. And he wasn't the only one. Just the most memorable one because of his catch-phrase. Which people used to describe him with.

About fantasy street food: Sausages inna bun! Getcha sausages inna bun! Rat onna stick! Getcha rat onna stick!

Moon Theme

Wow, that Duke Nukem was spectacular, awesome job, very incredible!!!!!!!!!

For as good as some of the surnames could be... there are also some very cursed ones. Case in point: Joe Yiff.

I heard that last post and literally went '....hold the fck up', cuz he determines the fate by weighing the heart against a feather right? Could you imagine if that was the thing, you can't pass cuz you're 'heavy hearted' but you crack a fckin joke and he's like 'aight you get to pass'

prophecy class being cancelled due to foreseen circumstances is soo good and fits soo much, that sentence is so satisfying I can't put it into words

I love how even with alteration. You can always tell it's PM crying.

It would be funny if orgath was just a regular guy but Stephan was the cosmic horror

Me, writing a novel where the common folk have occupational surnames: You were saying?

"Yo sick fursuit Jeezy boy!" *Gets spiked directly to hell like a volleyball*

No like you’d think that you wouldn’t be too attached to a random tree but I was DEVASTATED when I found out even just the branch I liked to lay on got cut off, it just wasn’t the same anymore

One of my favorite trees was that sweet darling, Miss Lemony. She taught the dogs how to make lemonade. She also survived many divine strikes over the years. Her end came when one such bolt struck, blowing her apart near the ribs. She still stood, mostly, though some bits lay on the grass & her core was exposed, quite burnt & quite dead. A dear, wonderful lady.

Minimal prices got me in a way I did NOT expect XD

Can be a mix, like a ton of writers having a fetish for making characters known for their loyalty become betrayers for the most contrived reasons.

I need to use “prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances” at some point in my life.

2:27 now this is all theoretical, I don't know what I'm talking about really, but: dandelions produce latex latex is used to make rubber if you were to cast a ding-dong out of dandelion latex rubber, you could, technically, get the dandelions to do that for you

I remember I once came up with a name for a mechanic named "Jimmy Riggit" and this feels relevant to that occupational surnames post.

0:01 istg if i encounter another ace attorney jumpscare in these tumblr compilations my eyes will pop out my skull like the afromentioned big forehead guy in that shu takumi doodle. You know the one. (my hyperfix is killing me help)

"Was he actually acting out of character, or did you get too attached to a headcannon?" Same thing could be said about Sans.

That light-hearted remark, post hit exactly my sense of humour

I enjoy it when the power goes out at my workplace. It's just a whole ass vibe. There's just something magical about being in the dark in a familiar indoor area. It feels comfortable but in a forbidden way.

This is the funnies one yet! Had to try very hard to not laugh while at work (and while drinking my tea)

2:40 nah. I already have a dying tradition of family nicknames to keep alive so I ain't spending my brainpower on remembering another surname

First 5 occupational surname ideas that come to mind: Tallyman, Egotamer, Lightbender, Bugsbane, and finally; Thinker.

“Jax acted out of character in the second episode” will never not be ridiculous to me. This IS his character, and on top of that, we only have one other episode to compare it to, and it’s the PILOT.

I'm not badass, I'm greatass finding pants that fit is an absolute nightmare...

dandelions are actually great, cause you can take the heads while their yellow and make stuff that tastes like honey

Technically breathing in a plant's pollen is it successfully inseminating your face

Fun new surnames for the modern age: John/Jane Coder John/Jane Animator John/Jane Welder And of course John/Jane Forklifter

YES!!!! Dandelion positivity!!!!

1:59 Why did they go with Dungeon Meshi when Xenoblade 2 is right there? Curious...

You say occupational surnames, I hear "John Podcaster"

That last one took me a second.

Foreseen circumstances broke me. Idk why it wasn't hover cat, but it broke me and now I'm missing pieces

Occupational surname? Huh. . .could be fun hanging out with the extended Retired clan.

if i died and saw anubis i would say "i think i hauve covid"

I swear pukicho is an eldritch god who's trying desperately to be human but doesn't quite get it, and I think that's neat.

When speaking of fantasy street food, one cannot help but mention Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, of Ahnk-Morpork infamy. CMOT Dibbler and his various doppelgangers across the various nations of the Discworld are the quintessential purveyors of cart-based foodstuffs: they will convince you to cheerfully dig into a questionably-sourced pastry cut with sawdust, and have you thinking it was a wonderful idea.

Oh genuine joy; people are forgetting about Kim Dotcom

1:07 so, I have a Jax plush, and I thought "yeah why not, he can watch this with me sure" AND THEN THIS- I GOT CAUGHT SO OFF GUARD- personally I love how much of an bastard Jax is, I wanna see just how bad he can get- BUT I FEEL LIKE MY PLUSH SUMMONED THIS-

Duke Nukem Forever certainly was something to cry about

0:19 Idk if this was intentional or not, but not only did they say purple in a funny way, but it also works because it has “our” in it, which is a word that also represents two people. I just found that sweet. (Also 1:43 and 2:51 are very personally relatable ngl)

I want that “ourple” to be my ringtone or text tone or something

Tumblr used to be a regular blog site akin to WordPress.

About the jaxpost I don't know if this is just a side effect of me being autistic and not noticing when I was bullied in grade school but Jax didn't act any different...

i thought of apollo justice before apollo the greek god when hearing "apollo", should i just bite the bullet and play ace attorney at this point

I appreciate dandelions bc they keep my beardie fed and I don't eve have to pay for it! I can just go outside and forage as nature intended!!!

I am Decay Computertoucher, but if I work real hard and get my union qualifications someday I will be Decay Audioengineer

Menwhile deathmarch to the parrallel world rhapsody is a fantasy full of street food.

In 'Ascendance of a Bookworm', the street food of choice is described as a flat bread which is then wrapped around some hunks of cheese and meat. It isn't illustrated, but it *sounds an awful lot like a burrito* and I just think that you'd appreciate to know that.

Not only is every part of the dandelion edible: you can turn them into booze.

I'm pretty sue that "I love you my same-aged son" is a plot point in the game Infinite Undiscovery...

Apollo, there's a Mardi Gras Krewe too.

0:14, Well Apollo is the god of pretty much everything else that wasn't taken by the other gods so I guess that suits him well

Met a man named Joaquin Galloway. If he had been under thirty I would think he changed his name, but he was about 85-90 so...

...pre-4e, dnd had purple dragons that were the offspring of red and blue, and breathed plasma, fire so hot it ignored fire resistance.

Fun fact about ye olde street food, that is were chopsticks come from. They were basically the equivalent of ye olde plastic forks

JOHN PODCASTER. MIDDLE NAME HASHTAG.