Now that the posts are lined up back to back I think selevann is depressed and hard core dissociating. Feeling like you’re floating above your body and having your reaction to pain be “Oh! I didn’t expect that to happen and now I’m slightly more back in reality” are two of the main symptoms of depression leading into dissociation

What's even funnier about the rapping pope post is that the Pope actually has a rock album

18:45 "I recognize that you have made a social cue, but given that it's a stupid ass social cue, I have elected to ignore it."

19:32 I dropped this in my group chat and they all agreed that i was the shapeshifting bloodthirsty entity that can perfectly mimic the human voice

Today I overheard a girl around twelve years old explain what Tumblr was to her parents and it's nice to know that kids still have to explain social media to their parents

A Dwarf werewolf would probably be a jacked pit bull. Compact and surly, but a sweetheart with a soft heart. (Also the jaw strength to chew on Dwarven hard tack, aka granite.) Halfings would become a corgi. After all, they ride them into battle.

PM Seymour's videos are like a warm hug by your friend with chaotic energy; Its so comforting but with the expectation of being biten

It just gets more and more chaotic And I love it

16:25 I have a friend that hates a character that I love(but it’s the kind of love where you sigh dreamily and think say “God my blorbo is so skrunkly”) and it’s hilarious when I talk about him and my friend is basically ready to strangle my words

... apparently, my true fursona is a half sheep archer with an affinity for hydromancy... new dnd character idea?

I would get a dragon crab if I mixed my zodiac and astrology things. Normally I'm not into that stuff, BUT A DRAGON CRAB SOUNDS AWESOME

5:37 i'm a rat cancer... am i literally the plague?

I am *not* surviving melty blood, every character is either out to gut me, actively pursuing those characters that'd gut me, or are being pursued by one of them.

5:19 I'm Dragon and Sagittarius, I'm a dragon from the waist up, and my legs are 85% of a horse. I'm basically a gryphon but with scales and capitalist levels of greed.

The temptation to ask my Dnd group about the werewolf Dwarf thing, but the fear of a disadvantage is strong. The Kingdom Hearts 365/2 Days post is hilarious.

Questions to not ask, continued: how many notebooks do you already have? How many are in use? How many more do you(I) want to buy??( all of them!) Where will you put them? The bookshelves, and tables, and desk, and counters are all covered in notebooks... (*adds with horror*) Why are there so many pens??

Lovely voice

"WHAT IS HAPPENING IN SPLATOON.????" is gotta be the best thing i heard today lmao

3:25 I feel like I should mention that hemoglobin transporting oxygen is basically rust

6:01 to anyone somehow confused, its roxas and xion platonically falling in love

Oh the harmonies at the start! That was wonderful.

About the "combine your chinese zodiac with your astrology sign too make your true fursona" thing: I'm a rat with a bow and arrow. 😂

5:39 I'm literally two Tigers! Gemini makes the worst fursonas!!! Unless I go the creepy route and merge two Tigers... I don't wanna picture that thank you!

When we get to Binge 150/151 You have to sing the Pokémon theme song, but with tumblr posts as lyrics

...apparently my true fursona is a rooster ram. huh.

My true fursona is a Rooster fish. I have been looking for the actual name of this creature for 5 minutes cause I KNOW IT EXSITS IN MYTHOLOGY!

5:20 Nov 20, 2000.... AM I A DRAGON-SCORPION OR A SCORPION-DRAGON? *AND WHY DO BOTH SOUND LIKE YU-GI-OH! MONSTER CARDS?*

The Danny Phantom one confused me at first, because I grew up with the show... Then I Remembered... THAT Episode...

8:30 Gee thanks, Andy, for waking me up with death’s call 😂

5:36 I’m Virgo Rat, so I guess I’m just a very fancy lady rat with a tiny sickle or sheaf of wheat. Cute!

I am delighted by the fact that I am a Gemini and a dog so I could be a Cerberus :)

For the Chinese Zodiac and Astrology sign thing.....I'm a Dragon and a Gemini. Imagine two dragons, with extreme ADHD. I I had to have a fursona....honestly could be much worse

Oh great, the last game I played was The Forest. Conquering my fears of being underwater and squeezing into small spaces has backfired.

5:39 if I'm doing this right, I'm a Scorpion Snake, or Snake Scorpion, one of 'em-oh wait I'm just being told now that I'm _Australian_

13:13 It's a deathbell. All you need now is a bit of nirnroot and some scathecrow and you have a nice poison for that one random draugr.

5:30 Taurus and goat. So a a bull goat? Bill- OMG I'm a *bully goat*

Halflings turn into were-corgis. Dwarves turn into were-pugs.

P. M., your videos are absolutely amazing man. Love em

5:21 Dog + Scorpion = New fear unlocked

What do you do if you're a libra? It's just the scales, like is that supposed to mean the fursona is holding a set of scales?? Am I doomed to be trapped in a perpetual balancing act on a tightwire as a circus animal???

Well damn, did the Skyrim one have to come at me that hard? Also I'm a Virgo Rabbit. I refuse to consider what people will do with that.

Tumblin' through the pasture between towns to get groceries on the bicycle.

10:46 oh, no, we have them. We just hide them behind clothes. And then the clothes became the ornamentation.

Okay, so with the Twin Zodiac Fursona prompt. I land on (Fire) Tiger/Leo. So somewhere between Zetterburn and an Incineroar, leaning a bit towards the latter to make it a Jushin Liger reference.

dammit, I went to see what my chinese zodiac was thinking "huh, what cool thing to mix with a sea goat would be?" since I'm a capricorn goat. I got goat. I'm a fucking goat goat.

10:39 Humans have a lot of ornamentation. Look it up sometime, we're walking Christmas trees!

5:37 Water sheep Gemini. So twice as many sheep.

Every time I come here I inevitably have to relook up what blorbo means because NOWHERE ELSE do I encounter it.

23:21 SPOILERS // SPLATOON 2: OCTO EXPANSION so for anyone who hasn’t played S2:OE, at the very end, once you use all of Marina’s ink thingies (haven’t played in a while, ok, lost the friend) to cover the statue that the main villain (don’t know his name anymore) is gonna use to sanitize (or wipe out) everyone in the city (I only remember Splatsville, ok, that’s S3) Pearl and Marina (the gfs) sing their song and then Pearl screams her short little devil heart out and they explode the statue and kill the villain and then everyone has a little party on a floating island and the credits roll and you go back to the surface and can play as an octoling the 10,007 thing is because you play as Agent 10,008 (or Agent 8 for short) but you’re the first octoling to every make it through the challenges and see the surface after the Great Turf War. “pearl splatoon can’t win” Marina won a majority of the splatfests. 27:53 now please, someone help out with this one I’m only in so many fandoms

Yeah, breaking characters _is_ the best way to show their true potential. Such is the case for both Jason and Tiana. Jason, who has his arm shot off and accidentally becomes immortal due to experimental regeneration medication injected into his bloodstream as a failsafe, then proceeds to go on a global revenge trip against the people who wronged him, exposing shadow conspiracies and toppling evil empires. Tiana, who has her family executed before her eyes when her homeworld is invaded by a fascist intergalactic regime, who goes on to lead a guerrilla resistance movement, before finding fighting back futile and leading her people to escape before the planet’s glassing and eventual destruction. Did I mention I’m developing a video game?

5:20 I’m a Scorpio and born in the year of the rat sooo…New York is about to get a lot scarier

5:23 Gemini and rabbit. TWIN BUNNIES

Hey so the lycanthropy question. It depends are we talking like fantasy dwarve, or like little people dwarfism*, it also depends on the nature of lycanthropy in the setting. Is it a curse of druidism or divine (devil/god), or is it some natural disease, viral or parasitic in nature? Does the castor or creator have a sense of humor? In order to get specifically corgi I'd say you'd have to have kicked a high priests favorite corgi. Or the Dms. Otherwise in most instants it'd just be runt wolf.

17:19 bro got hit with the penguins of madagascar special

1:16 A sentence I never thought I'd lay eyes on, let alone hear.

the angel on my shoulder is a 3 foot tall succubus who's wider than she is tall and the devil on my shoulder is a shadow man with glowing white teeth and power button eyes

youtube stop recommending you to me and now I'm mad that I didn't realized you have been missing from my feed for months

16:36 i think I am that friend, but instead of a character, it's just that one Frenchman i know

Best intro yet!

About that stuck in a game one: guess im stuck in Oleg's.

to answer the question at 5:22, I'm a crabbit

1:33 Welp, I guess I’m in Starbound now and I have to fight a giant, interdimensional tentacle planet that wants to end all life in the universe. But hey, at least I can canonically respawn.

my fursona would be a two headed chicken if i combined my zodiacs

I'm not like other mad scientists My glowing liquid is red.

20:46 Just the one? But what about sassy fire king, air ninja, earth smith, water wolfgirl(just ears, maybe tail)?

How does one cross a Dragon with a Ram?? I am the fluffiest dragon and this is my mountain now-- >:3

“Combine your Chinese Zodiac and Astrology Sign to make your true fursona.” Alright, I got curious and I discovered that I’m 2 water goats in a trench coat. I like that. It’s comedic to me. EDIT: just so it’s known: Water Goat = Zodiac, Gemini = Sign.

Danny phantom context: explosive sauce blows up the building killing Danny’s parents, sister, and both Sam and Tucker in a timeline clockwork changed, causing Danny to go mad with grief, force Vlad to mix their ghost halves together, and killing both human halves after, before slaughtering his earth to the last over several years/ a decade ish . Then popping into the now diverted timeline clockwork changed and absolutely rocking his younger selfs shit. Don’t remember how young current Danny beats him but he does.

Very fun video! Thanks for uploading! Looking forward to more like this from you in the near future! Also, can someone explain the Danny Phantom thing near the end to me, please?

1:32 well freddy fazbear is coming to get me now so I don’t think I will survive it

Dude, I’m a Libra, and was born in the year of the monkey. I had to look it up. Libra can be represented by either a swan or a raven. I’m on of the freaking flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz

5:30 - Gemini, and earth horse. I'm twin stallions. 7:47 - an apOwOgy

5:19 I would be a Leo-Mouse. I am the living embodiment of one of Aesop's fables

Answer to that one tumblr post: Living through the events of DS3 would suck. It would be cool though... Also those Elden Ring merchants do need massive help.

4:04 No you got it all wrong. Dwarves are werebulldogs Halflings are werecorgis Gnomes are were chihuahuas

9:18 In my experience, if I have the thought, "What if I shipped them as a joke?" It's already too late.

So I did the Chinese zodiac and astrology sign thing? *I’m a bunny fish.*

0:53 it makes so much sense that this post was made by someone with a bsd icon-

So my Chinese zodiac is apparently the horse, which checks out cus I really was into horses growing up. And my Greek zodiac is Capricorn soooo water horse-goat

5:25 I'm a rooster maiden! year of the rooster and Virgo

10:48 I think having a tail would be cool. Maybe antlers too. I guess I’m saying that I wish that I was a Satyr.

that baby bird look like a baby Chocobo and if you haven't seen what a chocobo looks like it is the greatest thing ever created by man

10:49 This is where those exploding zombies in zombie games come from

4:05 No, they turn into Wolverine, everyone knows that.

1:31 WELL SHIT. ON 1 HAND,I AM A SLUGCAT NOW ON THE OTHER HAND,I THINK THAT I'LL AVOID GETTING TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE OUTSKIRTS. HECK,MAYBE EVEN CHILL WITH LOOKS TO THE MOON

5:20 I've got pig and fish sounds like an adorable combo

0:43 I always thought Siamese cats wanted to be chihuahuas (I guarantee that NOBODY will get this reference)

ooh i love the chill intro, make the brain go burrrrr

I'm a crab and a chicken. I'm a chicken of the sea. I am tuna. Or a mermaid. I like the mermaid.

5:38 I'm a Justice Horse... but one of my friends is a Justice Pig. HA he's a cop!!!

im the opposite of "brain broken, still like you, talk later" im more like "brain broken, i like you, PLEASE TALK TO ME SO I HAVE A WAY TO DIFERENCIATE THE INNER MONOLOG THATS NOT CANNON WITH WHATS ACTUALLY REALITY"

Relating so much, I have temporarily abandoned my giant cross stitch to knit a flower blanket.

1:39 im in space station 13, im screwed anyway might as well create a fuel canister's amount of meth and then fight these nuclear operatives head-on with a toolbox.

5:36 snake raven 15:25 *breaks down door* I SMELL PENNIES

...so. My true fursona would be a horse crab

15:00 me resisting the urge to buy robots while im trying to save for a car

0:45 No... my chihuahua literally BEHAVES like a cat. She runs around full speed, jumps on the couch, PROCEEDS TO WALK HORIZONTALLY ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH DEFYING GRAVITY, and parkour to the other couch and repeat

20:57 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T BREATHHHHHH

5:20 The closest thing that I could think of for me would be some type of Asian Dragon

just impulse cleaned my room, this is really nice to see