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Pm always sounds like he just woke up, recorded the voice lines, and went back to bed.

Teaboot not knowing who Pukicho is is weirdly surprising to me

2:52 Remember, the Vikings travelled far and wide, and brought people back for several reasons. So if there's a black person in a show set in Viking times, the Viking's horned helmets are more inaccurate than that person.

Countpoint: Have the masked vigilante go out of the way to make it SEEM like he's secretly an eldritch horror abomination underneath, when in fact he is just a dude in a costume.

Alternatively you can keep adding anachronisms and historical inaccuracies to that medieval story until they become impossible to not notice and eventually people will just assume you're doing it on purpose. Like if you have a medieval peasant coming back home after a hard day at work, putting on fluffy slippers, boiling water for a tea on a 19th century kettle, and seating on a modern couch to read a papyrus nobody is gonna bother pointing out the inaccuracies. Extra points if it's not a comedy and the story is played straight.

0:47 That’s why he hates spiders; they don’t belong in an insect collection.

A cow caught red-hoofed stealing hay, call that mid-evil beef

This is why I'm trying to do a fantasy story that takes place in a bronze age. People are way too informed about medieval and will call it derivative and uninspired. When people complain about me putting Ziggurats (Mesopotamian, 3rd Millennium BC), Pyramids (Egyptian, as early as 4700 BCE), marble architecture (Greek, 570 BCE), and Legions (Roman, 107 BC) in the same time period, at least I'll be derivative in a way that is original.

That twist ending was one for the ages

0:48 It's not always about the trauma, Pomni. It's about the Mets, baby!

"I'm this!" F*cking killed me. In all seriousness who else is glad that their Tumblr hasn't been found by PM yet

You’re telling me Pukicho is a cat girl and not some unhinged Pikachu?!

medieval beef, isn't that what they called the minotaur?

1:59 and korean manwha pretends it's either english or german medieval time... with russian names.

legit the end of headphone jacks in phones hurts my soul

2:53 The fact this managed to break PM so thoroughly is amazing.

Well gonna use Defrogatory now

0:11 shout out to my High School English teacher and Writing Club host who repeatedly continues to give me beautiful references; You're a real hero to me Mrs. Montgomery

Don't forget that the generic medieval setting also has no feudalism and seems to be an absolute monarchy, which is so absolute that the king cares so fondly for the small village the characters are from. The monarchs also being very much Roman with how it flips between absolute chad, benevolent rulers that have it all together and megalomaniac, insane dictators that make you wonder how the evil empire is even able to stand at all. Guilds act more like 20th century standard companies and not powerful, election-wielding bodies. Then the fact that nearly everyone is literate and decently educated and there is no mention of regular spats of plague or especially smallpox, making the medieval world be better vaccinated than the 21st century.

2:20 We just had that discussion in an Isekai group. It keeps coming back, like a resurrected Earthling and OP anime skills.

hello it’s me, the author of the post at 1:14 , I would like to take this time to expand on this. everyone uses “cute uwu nya” trope for catgirls but I am BEGGING someone to make a serious catgirl assassin who is absolutely terrifying because feline already make up a decent amount of “apex predators” so if you give them human intellect and posable thumbs you have a wildly good ambush predator

its even funnier since the little cat loli at the end is not called pukicho but puchiko and even that is just a nickname. her real name is brockoly

Hey P.M. Are you feeling better? I hope you're feeling better.

We should join the tiger as a Golden Tooth Gang!!

3:44 counterargument: three raccoons in a trench coat trying to sneak into a bar

RE: The thing about masked characters. DnD character idea: -Character that wears full suit of plate armor armor that is kept meticulously maintained and polished to a gleam -carries a number of tools and weapons -Full helm that covers the face. You can't even see their eyes. -Never, ever takes the helmet off. Ever. It's like a religious conviction, they *refuse* to take it off around other people. They won't even eat with other people, they always scurry off to eat alone. So you have this character in the party, and the entire party is thinking "OK, they're playing the Mandalorian." But at a critical moment, when the chips are down and the party has no more cards to play, the helmet comes off, the snakes come out, and that's when everyone realizes it's not a Mandalorian. It's a Medusa. (Good Medusas are important.)

I’ve been playing piano trying to get the exact cadence exemplified in which pm speaks exemplified in musical form, and this specific episode really goes hard.

4:04 no! The eldritch horror is the never masked love interest, like Cthulu intended!

3:55 Ok, but what if they're human By choice. DIVINE COMEDY SAMAEL! This is my Christianity Headcanon, Angels have humanoid and "war" forms. Samael was being wary of any threats and caused Dante 20 psychic damage.

0:47 It's not always about finding the exit, Pomni IT'S ABOUT THE METS BABY LOVE THE METS OK BABY LET'S GO GET A HOMERUN BABY LOVE THE METS LOVE THE METS LET'S GO METS!

What a terrible fate, to become a punkicho.

Last photo. Now all you need is a basket of flower pedals to spread and the oputunity to skip along the road with a grin while tossing such pedals.

I don’t know what to say! I know that these videos bring me emotions.

3:32 ermmm ackshually, Daisy is the chad Luigi's girl. Mario's is Peach. Don't take high energy girl from the courageous pissbaby, Mario please, we've been through this

“BLANK TYPO” in big flaming letters is my favourite reoccurring tumbler gag

Fun fact: the reason they removed standard headphone jacks from most phones is because with right know-how it's possible to use them to create ACC copies of songs that are in other formats, thus making it possible to burn a CD with music you acquired digitally. Granted, it also means they can force you to shell out for bluetooth earbuds now as well, which companies will of course jump on, but the initial reason was the music thing.

"How's it feel knowing you'll never be as cool as this" Pretty alright, actually. It's a tiger.

I wanna be clear about something here: German protestant also means its not medieval. The Reformation was a 16th century thing. That's early modern. And then it caused people to beat the shit out of each other and throw another out of windows for 30 years in the 17th century. Medieval church arguments were a lot more funny, such as: "The French have infiltrated the catholic church so hard that they decided to move the seat of the pope to Avignon, France so they could have a puppet pope under the control of the French King. After one pope went back to Rome to sort out some issues in Italy and died there, the Romans threatened the cardinals present into picking a Roman pope as his successor (they actually didn't, they picked a Napolitan, but the Cardinals managed to get away before anyone noticed that having an Italian name doesn't immediately make you Roman). That new pope then ended up expanding the college of cardinals to get rid of the overwhelming French majority. This in turn made the French so pissed that they declared that new pope to be incompetent and elected another French pope over in Avignon, leading to a major schism between the western European backed papal tradition in Avignon, the eastern European back papal tradition in Rome and the good old Holy Roman Empire which was too big and scattered to collectively decide on just one side. There was then an attempt to resolve the schism by deposing both current popes and electing a new one, but since that new one didn't get recognized by the competing sides, there now were three competing popes. They only managed to sort that out in the Council of Constance where they deposed all three popes and agreed on a new one, marking 1417 as a year that had 4 different popes, three of them at the same time. Whilst they were at it, they also burned the Bohemian church reformer Jan Hus for heresy, resulting in the start of the Hussite Wars."

The medieval beef needs some bardcore

0:30 TRUE. Admittedly i got my new phone before I realized it didn't have a headphone jack and I was honestly bummed because using the aux cord hole in my car is way easier and more convenient than a Bluetooth FM adapter 😩

The beef

Thanks for jumpscaring me with the existential terror of being reminded that Puchiko exists.

3:44 Have you heard of… “Spiders-Man”?

Can now only imagine Pukicho as the final image in the video

2:48 I hate people

3:53 Or secretly have TWO masked vigilantes who operate independently, but neither knows that there are two of them. One is secretly a horrifying eldritch bunoy-monster working for the evil god in the guise of a human, and the other is just some guy. Think of the possibilities! Actually if you've thought of some, I'd quite like to hear about them to be perfectly honest....

3:43 that’s because the masked character in Gundam is always the freak ace rival of the protagonist at best or an equally freak hater of humanity at worst.

Or alternatively called Broccoli if you're playing the english release of Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth. : D

3:43 an important exception to this is if the masked figure is a human but acts so inhumane that it's wrong to call it a person. Like throughout the entire story you(and the characters)'re led to believe that it's a monster or beast of some kind and when its mask breaks and it's revealed that it's a human everyone is shocked because of how monstrous it acts. Bonus points if the masked figure is human while everyone else isn't but acts the least human out of all of them.

WAIT!!!! ARE YOU TELLING ME OUR PUKICHO IS JUST PUKICHO NUMBER 2?!?!??!!!!!?????

Medievil beef? If it's that old you probably shouldn't eat it.

3:48 imagine Diavolo but eldritch god. Jojo already has ghosts, lets TURN THAT THING UP TO 11.

Well this helped my mood get better, thanks

That last one caught me off guard and hurt my soul

Okay okay okay... The mysterious figure with the hidden face post reminded me of a book I read recently. One of the deities of that world. Was a robed figure. And his face under the hood. Was an ACTUAL SPIDER ACTIVELY SPINNING A WEB. It broke my BRAIN dude.

"Or make it a bunny" Funny story, I did that years ago. My mysterious mute trader character in my weird alien apocalyptic RP who is wrapped up in various cloths to hide their face is, in fact, Alien Bnnuy Creetchur.

That Medieval post about the inaccuracy involving a black person: I AM ONLY REMINDED OF ASSASSIN’S CREED: SHADOWS OML. LMAO

Now I'm wondering if PM is aware of DankPods.... I think they'd get a big kick out of him, if not.

Before Seymour sayed "His spirit is broken", I've read "His sprint is broken"

but if Hecate is an eldritch horror she cant have ~~abdominals*

1:32 THEY'RE GRRRRRRRRILLS!

"Hows it feel you're never gonna be as cool as this" man... I'm already nowhere near as cool as a REGULAR tiger. :(

Just got reminded of a Portuguese book that had all the news articles of this one religious newspaper from 1957 that i found and i suddenly need to use it for world bulding.

I can't believe PMSeymour would post about the tiger with the gold tooth and then NOT show the Zootopia OC art it spawned

Defrogatory has the right energy to it. I might start saying that for fun.

It's a tiger, of course I'm not going to be as cool as it. Tigers are awesome

they need to make a game where mario has a good day and doesn't have to face danger

2:57 "ho, so you are okay if the castles are from the 17th century and the armor is for the 12th century but you put the limit at a toyota mercedes 2004?" same shit

My life is complete. P.M. Seymour knows what Digital Circus is. I am at peace. Anyone think Mr. Seymour can do a good Caine impression?

1:57 Indeed! Specifically, the love for sweets and murder (since, you know, they hated each other's guts and were clearly aroace?)

The surprise organ sound is to funny to me XD

3:43 I have an oc like this, and I made sure to do it right

L deserved so much more than anything light could give him. Happy pride to L only

If you can find a decent Ipod, you can upgrade most of the bits; the insides; a new case, and Custom software if you so wish

Ah the ipod. That thing got me though middle school high school and bits of college before i had to getva replacement. Good times.

Introducing the new vigilante Cthulhu Man!

Hey early for once! Love your stuff, P.M

When it comes to earbuds, you can get good wireless (Bluetooth) earbuds for like 16$ if you get VEATOOL T16 (not sponsored)

2:48 In the context of the rest of the thread, this line made me laugh like a loon because it's so beyond true! Heaven forbid we have a black actor/character in our Medieval European setting because this likely already anachronistic mess of show/movie/series that was just sooo historically accurate before that! Think of the historic sanctity of our anachronism stew! XD

1:31 that tiger snazzy now!

Medieval beef, a new ingredient for the ancient pizza?

3:57 I have a patron called the disgraced fool who wear a long cloak covering his body and a fool's mask but underneath his robe is multiple different arms torsoz and legs from different races and under the mask is multiple different parts of face from different races,the reason is because he takes/transform parts of his followers into their instruments or scar their face to look liek their make up

3:50 Nah the thing hiding their face is the creature. They're trying to get it off...

i wait for the day i end up in one of these videos

3:40 The real OG

2:45 Doesn't the medieval age start at the fifth century and in 1492? That the arbitrary times I was given in school (AKA: Medieval age started at the fall of the western Roman Empire, and ended when Columbus did something. So in essence the medieval age is just the time of the Eastern Roman Empire with a couple bonus years extra to pay homage.), so it's wrong.

Crab.

I want that Pit costume

I don't know how I can go on with the knowledge of Puchiko 1

I am so incredibly annoyed with people listening to music without headphones in public

Emergency frog typo

1:58 So... basically fantasy RPGs/Zelda generally?

2:52 There is one main sin for me in terms of historical inaccuracy, especially in medieval fantasy: pants. Boots are for cowards. Hose and chausses forever!

That was an ending with a soap opera plot twist

1:58 . . .this is just Uwe Boll's "In the Name of the King".

I used to have an iPod with a clicky wheel

I would feel much more confident asking a frog for a reference Look at him in his little business suit, he'd be a great boss

Eros problems are another option for the masked person.

4:03 - Durarara.