"She's horny, he's hungry" yep, that's the best summary of Twilight ever

"Fear is not something I want a woman to feel around me." Thank You! It would be a better world if all men felt this way.

Rosalie is supposed to be the "bitch" of the series, but she's literally the only sane one in that family.

Honestly the soundtrack to the twilight movies slap way harder than they had any right to

Charlie is the absolute best part of this entire movie series. He is a wonderful father and character, and owns every scene he's in.

It's funny how I forget Anna Kendrick is in this movie every time, even she forgets she's in the movie.

"Edward courts Bella the way Batman terrifies criminals" - Cinema Therapy

I love Twilight but the Cullen family's individual back stories are way more interesting to me .

4:37 "Omg Karen you can't just ask people why they're white " aahahahha

The funniest thing I've heard Rob Pattinson say about it is during the scene when Bella is being confronted by these guys in the city, and he tears in with his car and frightens them off. He said that Edward is supposed to give them this look of pure, atavistic rage, something that really frightens them... and he's there in his pea coat and white make-up, and what can he do? He was laughing the entire time he talked about it. It would've been much more effective if we hadn't seen his face at all, just their reactions. Catherine Hardwicke had very little budget to play around with but she did the best with what she had and there is a certain low budget and indie charm to it. The sequels were of course made with much more money and it shows.

No one hates the twilight movies more than the twilight cast, especially Robert Pattinson... just...so.many.red.flags.

Side note about jacob... in this movie/book, he doesn’t believe the tribe legend about the cullens and the wolves. He thinks his dad is just superstitious

I was in love with Edward when i was a teen. Now i realize that it was always Charlie Swan.

Anna Kendrick described this movie franchise perfectly, "this felt like a hostage situation" 😂

Okay but Bella’s line to Charlie when she was leaving was so heartbreaking. I still get teary eyed every single time I watch that scene. Charlie didn’t deserve that 🥺🥺🥺

I'll always think of the "You're the Black Eyed Peas" line when i see the guy who gets murdered in his boat because of the Vampires Suck movie 😂😂😂

This movie is SO cringe to watch now, but it has such a strong nostalgia factor attached to it that it somehow still works. 😂😂 48:17 , That scene with the shot of her friends, I actually love that shot cuz I always thought of it as: its what her life could've been.

Actually the idea of vampires *transforming* in sun light is pretty dope. Like, they'd appear their real age, like dorian gray or something?

fun fact Carlisle Cullen is the third richest fictional character of all time, after Scrooge McDuck and Smaug

Fun fact: my mom used to be friends with Jackson Rathbone's (Jasper) older sister when they were kids. She said she used to go over to her friend's house and toddler-Jackson would be running around screaming in his underwear

the kiss scene hit different when you were in the theatre surrounded by other teenage girls, the whole theatre was going wild.. had to be there...

I love how any time I watch one of these videos, toxic masculinity leaves the chat

"Fear is *not* something I want a woman to feel around me" Me: "awe" Me, thinking: wait, why did I say awe? That should be a given.

One of the funniest thing about the twilight movies are actually the Robert Pattinson interviews where he‘s pointing out everything that’s wrong with the twilight series 😂 that dudes hilarious 🙈 oh and btw (I know my post doesn‘t sound like it): I actually did enjoy watching the first twilight movie 😃✌🏻

In Edwards book (there's a book from his POV) he carries grease with him to grease up her windows so it wouldn't make any noise when he BREAKS in and watches her 😭.

Kristen Stewart blinks alot because she had really uncomfortable contacts in.

Ps jasper is able to control peoples emotions along with feeling them, so he has to deal with all of the hunger of the other 5 vampires plus his so it makes it even harder for him Since he’s newer too it to, that’s why it looks like he’s in pain most of the time!

Honestly I love the twilight franchise, my mom and I used to rewatch, I remember one time she looked at me and said “why do we like these terrible movies” and I was like I don’t know, and both laughed

In the first movie/book jacob didn't actually know that werewolves were real which was why he was joking around when he told Bella about the story

In reference to Robert Pattinson being a musician, his song was playing in the restaurant while they were eating. That's him singing. Also vampires have venom in their saliva and their eyes so that's why the pepper spray didn't effect James. And he was recording the video to leave for Edward to see

Esme (Edward’s mom) is also adult Shirley from The Haunting of Hill House Also love how you guys didn’t just rip on this movie, could see why it was appealing to the target demographic when it came out, but also point out the problematic aspects of it

9:31 When someone sings, "Hello" A) Is it me you're looking for? B) From the other side. / It's me. / Can you hear me? C)Daddy, Hello Mom!

As I got older I realized I’m not team Edward or Jacob, but team Charlie. He and Carlisle are the best characters in the whole series. And all I want is a book or movie about Rosalie’s backstory.

"She's horny, he's hungry" Pahaha, ACCURATE!

The best parody line I've heard about this movie was "You're like a cheeseburger. I don't know whether to eat you or have sex with you."

i love that every other relationship is more interesting and appealing to me than the main love triangle. if you know about the cullens' backstories you wonder why there's not a book about them and their story instead of just being backgrownd.

I've never understood Bella's hatred of rain. I'm from Phoenix, and literally everyone I knew there (myself included) would have sold their entire family for one day of rain.

“Oh no it’s the plastics.” DEAD 😂😂😂

"It undermines the threating demeanor" I always though that was kinda the point lmao they don't look scary they look like an angel, it's entrancing! It reminds me of the light on an angler fish, it basically hypnotizes the victim with it's spectacular vision just long enough to eat it with little to no struggle. Lmfaoo that's always how I saw it even as a teen so I never understood why people hated the glitter skin thing lol it was a unique take

"I want a movie about him (Charlie) falling in love with a vampire." WELL.... okay I... I kinda would be FAR more interested in that idea. Damn...

The whole scene where Charlie has new tires put on the truck reminds me of something I read once. Basically when you talk to your dad and he asks how your car's running, that's his way of showing he loves you. Because men (the good ones) want to protect, and making sure your vehicle is safe is their way of making sure you're safe. And I think back to all the times my daddy asked how my car was running or made sure the oil was changed, tires were good, etc. and it makes me sniffly. He was big on saying "I love you" too, but yeah--there was not a single convo after I left home when he didn't ask how my car was driving. Dad code for "how's life." 🥰

I'm gonna recommend Legally Blonde 'til it happens

i remember the hate train on this movie a few years back but then again this did drive every 13 year old girl in 2008 watching this in theaters insane 💀

The movie that groomed girls into believing that letting a much older man sit and watch you sleep is “romantic”.

So it begins...

Once you get past the initial cringe factor, it’s nice to go back and watch the movie for film craft. I love the way the whole movie was shot with green-blue undertones. It sets up the feel of the location really well and adds to the supernatural tone. I wish the other movies had done the same.

Would love to see you guys react to Pride and Prejudice! 😃

to this day i wish they did a spin off where charlie is the main character and he’s a vampire hunter trying to get revenge on the cullens for turning his daughter

“Who is he?” “It’s Batman” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

These movies were my life when I was a teenager. Looking back now, I know how ridiculous that was. But at the same time... I’m so protective of them. They really got me through high school. I made friends because of them. They made me happy at the time and I still have an insane amount of nostalgia for them. Don’t get me wrong, I know how bad they are. I know that Bella and Edward’s relationship wasn’t good. But I never looked at them as “couple goals” anyway. I think I latched onto these movies (and books) during a difficult time in my life and used them as escapism. It was easier to think about them instead of having to deal with real life if that makes sense. Which like, wasn’t healthy but I can’t change that now. But I’ll always view these movies through slightly rose-tinted glasses. Like I can see the flaws but I love them anyway. The thing about Twilight is that I was, for lack of a better word, obsessed with it for like... 4 years? I have insane knowledge of these movies and books. And it’s been a long time since I’ve watched them but I bet I could quote a majority of all 5 movies. Like watching this video I just found myself answering the questions you had out loud like I was being quizzed. It’s kind of crazy how much I still remember. Like in one of the movie commentaries Robert Pattinson actually made the “I’m Batman” joke which is kind of ironic. I moved on from this franchise a long time ago. But I’m excited to watch your reactions to the rest of the movies. The best thing by far to come out of this franchise were the soundtracks. I actually used to have the song from when Bella and Edward arrive at school together as my ringtone. So as well as everything else, these movies also introduced me to great music. Good luck with New Moon, I hope it’s not a spoiler to say it’s my least favourite of them all, book and movie wise.

In the twilight official guide it says the brain stops development when you’re turned. That’s why in the last book they have that huge fight about immortal children because they’ll never mature past the age they were born. That’s not only a twilight thing either that’s in the vampire chronicles as well. They kill a little girl vampire for that exact reason

This director actually made a better film about the complexities of being teenage girls in the film Thirteen. Thirteen was actually written by Nikki Reed (who plays Rosalie in Twilight) and it's kind of like a biopic of her life. She was 16 at the time.

"And even if they did bring a snack, what makes you think you can eat it?" Lmao

I've been a fan of the series since I was a teen. I am well aware of the problems with it, but I think some people make fun of it just to be "cool." I appreciate the fact that you two gave it a chance and found the special parts of it. It was so refreshing to watch. Thanks! 🙂

The whole sparkling thing makes a l i t t l e more sense in the books - Bella says that when she first saw Edward step into the light she thought he was on fire. There is just so much Light when the sun touches their skin, movie never relly shows us what it would be like if every inch of his body was in sunlight. He looked like a living torch _ propobly similar effect has turning the light on and pointing it in the direction of the mirror - you go blind at least that's what I got from the books. Here he is just...glittery? Does it make sense? It is pretty funny either way. No matter how you look at it is an i n t r e s t i n g choice no doubt Shine bright like a diamond!

FYI, there is a new-ish Twilight book told from the perspective of Edward. I borrowed it from my friend and read like 10 pages so far. My friend listened to the audiobook and she said a lot of it is Edward going emo like, "she hates me! Wait she doesn't? But I'm a vampire how could she possibly like me?" This is also how he describes Bella when first meeting her (and I'm copying directly from the book): "Somehow, this girl looked more fragile than her new classmates. Her skin was so translucent it was hard to believe it offered her much defense from the outside world. I could see the rhythmic pulse of blood through her vein under the clear, pale membrane... But I should not concentrate on that."

„She’s horny and he’s hungry“, I never heard anything describing twilight so perfectly :D

I feel like the movies didn't give their relationship justice in the books their relationship grows and it's not just instant. Sure there was an interest very quickly but in the book there was more of a connection

I die every time when it cuts to Bella just standing there with her 2 succulents/cacti while having an emotional inner monologue, why is she holding them ?

Have you considered animated and stop motion movies? My personal favorite is Fantastic Mr Fox. It's amazing how much creativity and patience you need to make these movies.

The Edward version of the books is so god-damned good, when he narrates the part where he mets bella he keeps thinking how can he drink her blood without the whole class noticing? Should he kill the whole class and then get to her? It's really creepily good

May I dare to recommend 'Train to Busan' to you my kind grace 😄 . Also , love you dads 😁

You guys are so wholesome and sweet and you’ve got a really comfortable, calming energy.

I really wanted them to say “and if your coming back, Bella, where have you been loca?”😂😂

Fun fact: in the books, Bella's mom is actually really ignorant, as soon as Bella left she turned Bella's old room into a new workout room As "she had been waiting to do that for a while." some people also pointed out that she may have had an eating disorder

It's so sad but true, as a teenager who was massively religious my first boyfriend almost succeeded in the "I just can't make myself stay away from you"....I wouldn't make-out with him cuz had vowed to stay a virgin...his " so desperately in love with you I just can't just be your friend" nearly got to me...thank goodness for my therapist lol

Yay I was excited for this upload! Also I never understood why the Cullen family didn’t just enroll in college? They’re obviously rich asf, and they don’t look like high schoolers. Idk if I was ageless I def wouldn’t choose high school as the level I wanted to stay at or the age group I wanted to hang with.

4:45 literally all of anna kendrick's scenes feel like a cry for help her eyes are saying "please let me leave"

There's a great series on KZfaq called "Therapist Reacts" where they did the whole twilight series. It's hilarious but also very informative about the fucked up behaviour in this series.

Charlie roasting Bella is hilarious

y'all should just bite the bullet now and watch the entire twilight saga because when you're done, this movie right here will seem like a modern masterpiece in comparison to what comes next lmaooo

Thank you for proving that not all young men today are inept. You guys are actually very insightful and very objective, while simultaneously being able to maintain a diverse sense of humour. It's really nice to see such a positive example of what healthy masculinity looks like. 🙌

Urgh. As a 13 year old I loved this story. Now I think it's just bad with a side of dangerous. Just imagining little girls thinking that this is the high of romance and later Jacob not giving a f*** about consent or the grooming part in the later movies. It just makes me sick. The only really good character in this is Charlie, the poor man...

Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) also appeared in an episode of criminal minds. Amongst other epic roles

"oh no, it's the plastics" 🤣

No one can tell me twilight is not a comedy. I freaking love this movie 😹😹😹

I have yet to hear a more accurate summary of this entire franchise than Stef uttering the words "She's horny, he's hungry."

"I wish this was about Charlie falling in love with a vampire" reminded me of the charlie/carlisle memes and fanfiction

In addition to all the stuff that throws me off about this movie, it's the idea that Carlisle is supposedly a billionaire. Someone did a ranking of all the richest fictional characters and Carlisle was richer than Batman.

"My father senses are tingling" Best dad joke ever

The funny thing is, visually, Twilight looked so *real* 20 years ago. It seemed like the only teen movie that wasn't in saturated colour, the vivid yellow sunshine of California drenching the bright fashion clothes of several previous decades of movies.

Keep an eye on bellas hair in the third instalment, 😉 there’s a v popular theory that they used jacobs wig from this movie on Bella in eclipse 😂. Tbh I think it’s true, her hair rlly do be fcked for the next few movies.

I remember reading the first book when I was like 12 and thinking it was a literary masterpiece 😂 Nice job, guys! Great commentary as always ☺️

Where were you two when I was younger to talk me out some of the super bad decisions regarding men? I mean, clearly every girl needs a Sam and Steph to point out red flags and all.

Charlie is the most awesome character! As to Robert Pattinson being in music, he actually has a song in this movie. If you go back to the scene where he and Bella are having dinner together, he is singing the song playing.

This series was my ENTIRE life, for years, and legit thought I would love it forever, sort of like Disney movies and things like, the Simpsons, which I still love and watch, but even watching people’s reaction to twilight I cringe soooooo hard! The second hand embarrassment is so real 😆 I’m an adult now and I have the biggest crush on Charlie 😂

there’s also a cast movie commentary exclusive to the DVDS and Rob is so funny on them. I wish they had it online, I know there are clips but I haven’t been able to find the entire commentary anywhere 😩 he’s hilarious

Wait a minute, Bella is bleeding to death and Jasper is in the same room as her. Everyone manages to hold back their urges but just barely, and Jasper manages to stay in control? Even though one cut manages to make him go completely savage in the next movie?

To be fair, the thing with vampire children in the twilight universe exists, and they really stay as kids and never develop further, but the age gap is still weird.

OMG IM INTERNALLY SCREAMING, i can’t wait to get off work and watch this

I love that every reaction to twilight done by adults always mentions how they want a Charlie-centric movie

As a Twihard I love the books and movie that I can quote it verbatim but I hate it so much it's so cringe but I wouldn't change it no matter how awful. Love the reaction videos🥰.

jaser's actor was also really good in an episode of criminal minds, once. and esme, the mom, is from early grey's anatomy and was in haunting of hill house

28:37 Oooh that's a good point or whatever about his skin and how it's sparkly to attract prey. Makes it easier for me to accept the idea.

The twilight series are my guilty pleasure movies

6:07 you guys narrated that scene perfectly 😂😂😂😂 I'm doing my homework and I'm still laughing about it😂😂😂

Fun fact! Rob sung Let Me Sign at the end 😁. Fantastic musician and singer.

Love the breakfast club shirt! Also when she drops the Apple and he catches it in his hand, it’s a reference to the book and like the forbidden fruit and took a lot of takes lol

"besides edward and bella, i can't think of any major things i have an issue with" just wait until you guys see who jacob's love interest is :')

Omg the Katy Perry "hot and cold Shit" Line is great because Hilywood became famous (youtube famous at least) by doing a parody of this movie to that song. 10/10 would watch