The child: "No more saying cuss word guys!" Wilbur: "Fuck off"

"Get this child out of my ears" - Dirty crime boy with a child in his ears

I laughed to much at “Is this nice lady a member of your family?” “No, she killed my mothers dog.” That clip leaves me with to many questions one of which is: Why do you have a picture of the person who killed your mum’s dog?

Honestly from 9:57 i couldnt stop laughing for about 15 minutes My Mum even came in to my room to check if i was still breathing from the lengtht of my laugh

I like how when a child falls he laughs, but when a cat fell he almost got a heart attack

“GET THIS CHILD OUT OF MY EARS”

Wilbur has such a dopey smile it’s so cute it just makes me smile every time even if I don’t think the joke is funny

I almost never vocally laugh at these but 6:50 the cat one, I don't know why but that one got me

"Margaret Thatcher is *dead*" "Good" British politics in a nutshell

The fact Wilbur is subscribed to Tofu Chan might be the most wholesome thing I’ve seen in the past two years

5:01 fun fact: that fossil guide is in the Chicago field museum

i miss him sm

‘This here is Larry the cucumber’ Larry: HIIIII- Wilbur: *c h o k e*

Whenever Wilbur thinks of a rule he has to recites the other rules. You’d think this man would stop making rules

2:06 when u feel sad just say "eggroll new- rule number 5"

Imagine sitting in an office, and you're hard at work, it's been a rough day, you just want to get it over with, and *then* you hear Wilbur Soot, screaming at the top of his lungs: "IT'S ALL GEEEESEEE!!!!!" And just more screaming in general

I love how his holding in laughter face just warps him into willNE

Wilbur looks like he was born into a posh family, then became homeless, and was recently adopted into another posh family

Here we go... 0:38 objects that I've shoved up my arse 0:49 bonk 0:53 can we go fish hunting? 1:01 cannoli murder 1:10 mom made pancakes 1:27 Minnie Mouse burns with a flamethrower 1:35 xnopyt, AAAA- 2:18 xnopyt, AAAA- (again) 2:48 no more saying cuss words! 3:07 the voices in Wilbur's head telling him not to cuss 3:38 the voices really want him to stop cussing 3:42 is this what dying feels like? 3:50 AAAA- 3:55 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 4:02 cat speaks gibberish while Wilbur explains how humour works 4:04 witch dog becomes wood dog 4:10 excellent snake 4:34 exploding toilet 4:43 Herobrine E 4:53 kid shouting for one second before the video is cut off 4:56 semen 4:57 how to become a fossil 5:05 the cow goes moo 5:13 Pokémon noises 5:20 cat falls down stairs 5:26 4 DA TRAP 5:30 what the fuck am I looking at 5:46 TOFU CHAN BAYBEEE!!!! 6:01 LAUGHING MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD 6:16 What a story, Mark! 6:33 Mario pissing 6:36 pipis room (obligatory Deltarune reference) 6:41 just a normal cat, nothing interesting going on 7:00 my mother's dog 7:09 completing the grinder 7:13 the drill is stuck! 7:26 what's she listening to? 7:35 wanna sprite? 7:43 Number 3 7:53 Tony's gonna stand on an egg 8:32 americ anfootball 8:44 the video that started Wilbur's siamang ape obsession 8:55 americ anfootball 9:07 it's just a storm 9:26 objects that I've shoved up my arse in the background 9:33 Simba gets thrown off cliff 9:45 shrink 9:56 [BONK] cheese 10:02 veggie tales or something idk anymore 10:13 NO 10:23 just close my eyes and.. 10:34 monke 10:37 elastic Donald and Mickey 10:50 cock island world record 11:07 Wilbur speedruns cock island 11:47 Wilbur beats the cock island world record 12:36 bless this GameCube intro 12:50 gayschlatt 13:23 go for a run 13:38 how it chews to gum five feels 13:49 bird headbutts a tune 14:00 Annus says wiener 14:10 congratulations 14:20 get the fuck outta here 14:29 geese. just geese. nothing else. not even funny. 14:40 Sir Simp 14:53 GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE 15:20 Father Abraham had 7 sons 15:28 country duck 15:36 Bolivia's Death Road 15:42 MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD 15:50 nestle crunch 15:58 screaming foxes 16:07 OMG NEIL CICIREGA THIS ALMOST TOOK AN HOUR FUCKING KILL ME

10:03 I laughed, that was hilarious There were a few other things that made me laugh before this

Will: “No zoomers” Also will: *nearly laughs at gen z memes*

5:23 *”Oh he’s a cat, I forgot cats stand up”* -WilburSoot 2020

The fact that I’m not laughing at most of the videos but continuously laughing at Wilbur’s reactions 😭😂

me: falls off the bed crying of laughter at 'CHEESE' also me: wonders how wilbur can survive

sometimes i feel like wilbur is the kind of person to fall in the shower and pull on the water to help himself up

“I forgot cats stand up” my cat laying on my homework for 3 hours now

9:43 purple guy???

7:29 *le gasp* I listen to those too!

Wilbur: "It's all geese" Me : "Always has been"

Wilbur: "I forgot cats stand up" This man is the height of comedy.

I laughed at “3 I don’t like you”

“GET THIS CHILD OUT OF MY EARS!!” That needs to be engraved on Wilbur’s tombstone 💀 💀 💀

Everyone: “How long did the stream last?” Wilbur: 4 hours Also Wilbur: “it’s been 3 hours now”

I play “if I laugh my parents find out my sleeping schedule is fucked”

"STOP, GET THIS CHILD OUT OF MY EARS!" 😭

Really went above and beyond with this video. Well done!

The pure joy in this man’s face at the sight of the funny mokey makes me smile.

Why is Wilburs smile so contagious like almost all of my laughs are from him just smiling

just imagine doing paperwork in your office and all of a sudden you just hear "ITS ALL GEEEEESSEE!!"

Namoral, eu adoro o senso de humor do Wilbur, pq é BEM específico.

Wilbur: *eats* Also Wilbur: dOn'T tRy tHiS aT hOmE Me: *dies of starvation*

“what are the odds of me getting kicked out of my office in the next month?” *two months, actually.*

0:52 BEST VIDEO IN THIS YLYL THAT I HAVE SEEN

Yoda laughing after saying the cows goes moo had me 😂

Everyone: Well, what’s your talent? Dream: I had the Minecraft World Record several times. Wilbur: C*ck Island

Imagine someone having a business meeting and just hearing “ STOP. GET THIS CHILD OUT OF MY EARS “from the next room over

Is anyone else just watching this after midnight? When they should be sleeping , or is it just me?

average wilbur video is a try to laugh video. I always lose

I feel like will just recites his rules before going to bed

"I forgot, cats stand up." - Wilbur Soot 2020

Me over here, being Canadian, and having to deal with geese a little too often for my safety: “It appears as though Wilbur Soot has finally figured out the true extent of the demon cobra chicken population”

When Wilber start screaming it’s all geese, who knows. Maybe all he saw was geese.

I remember how unfunny this stream was. Looks like editing magic can really change a stream

“i forgot cats stand up” *Wilbur will be back next week with some interesting facts*

Wiber: something is bound to make me laugh. Me: literally dying while laughing

as a person with a kind of weak resistance from holding in a laugh, you can say i had 14 heart attacks

"stop get this child out of my ears!" is the best thing Wilbur has said

Wilbur always thinks that the "Objects I've shoved up my arse" is over, but it's here every episode.

It’s not the vids that make me laugh it’s Wilbur’s reaction of when he’s about to laugh for me

Plot twist: the clock in the background is a countdown timer for when Wilbur will get kicked out of his office

"Wait, it's all geese?" "Always has been." *gunshot*

i love how this video got reccomended to me right after watching the "OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE" video LMAOO

“I forgot.. cats stand up” Of course, common mistake

neighbor 1: Hey, that new streamer guy. You think he's okay? neighbor 2: Yeah, probably. Wil: *IT'S ALL GEEEEESE* neighbor 2: Y'know what, maybe we should call someone

I watched the whole stream and seing him put all that into 16 minutes is crazy, there was *SO MUCH*

“I DID NOT LAUGH!” * as he laughs *

“I forgot cats stand up” Every animal except cats: Laying on the ground.

"Sir, you're looking at 16 years in prison..." wilbur next door: "FUNNY FACE POG! FUNNY FACE! FUNNY FAAAAAAAA-"

“You look like the sort of person to wash their hands after taking a shower.” Don’t JUDGE ME!

10:02 HELPICANNNOOTTBREATHHEEE

Imagine your doing your everyday work and you hear through the wall 'ITS ALL GEEEEEESE'

8:48 Wilbur's reaction to this clip makes me really happy

J-schlat calling himself gay was the highlight of my day

Help I accidentally laughed at legit 12:25 in the f**king morning when I am supposed to be asleep

honestly wilbur is just something else- but that's ok we love him :)

how to become a fossil step one: - ad: *look at yourself*

1:02 Rare audio of Philza before logging into the DreamSMP for the first time

Wilbur is the best middle child boi- You cannot tell me otherwise

Soot's smile gets me every time 😀

14:05 We found it, ladies and gentlemen, rare Unus Annus footage.

The fact this man hasn’t been evicted yet is astonishing. EDIT : As funny (and unfortunate) as it is, yes, I am well aware that he is now evicted.

I was getting tired but still needed to get work done, so I asked myself if I should keep going and this came on on autoplay at Wilbur saying "yes" during his subscriber bit. Literally no clearer sign exists, I now have the Soot-powered motivation to continue.

The Larry the cucumber had me laughing for to minutes straight!

person: thank you so much I mean this will really help in court other person: oh of course anything for a client- Wilbur: C O C K I S L A N D- Person: ... other person: ... other person: yeah that’s the neighbour you get used to it.

Wilbur: you guys aren’t funny Also Wilbur half the video: :)

Wilbur: brands aren’t funny 😤 Wendy’s: 🙂

The Mickey and donald got me so hard that it scared me and made me wheeze-

“Africa by Toto is a bad song” “‘Crucify him! Crucify him!’ They shouted“

Long ago the Wilbur fans lived together in harmony, but then everything changed when he said "When are we gonna talk about how Africa by Toto is a sh*t song?"

Perfect. Watch this just before your birthday. Fantastic.

Anyone else missing Wilbur and rewatching old videos?

Wilbur when anything: *no* Tofu Chan: *exists* Wiblur: **happy chemical**

Wilbur: No marvel stans “Mr. stark I don’t feel so good”

Not many people can say "STOP! GET THIS CHILD OUT OF MY EARS!" in normal context.

8:22 famous last words

Conspiracy theory:the no more saying cuss words kid is young badboyhalo Edit: TYSM FOR 2K LIKES I NEVER HAD THIS MUCH

Imagine being in your office doing lawyer things are you hear someone shout “sToP gET tHIs ChILd oUt Of mY eArS”

Jacksepticeye and wilber love watching un-evolved humans lose there balance and collide with the tectonic plates of the planet earth

1:35 I never understand that video

His shirt foreshadowed this whole video