Simp -I'm going to threaten you Boss -I'm going to have my lackey threaten you *Chad Tyrion* -I'm going to have you threaten yourself to my lackey

I really laughed at "even torturing you was boring" 🤣🤣🤣

My favourite thing about this scene is Bronn's wholesome af smile at the end; like he's genuinely happy in his life and that's just A++

"but i don't care about your life" such a boss

You have to love this family. They are just so bloodthirsty towards each other.

"swear on what?" "my life" "i dont care about your life"

“His own unnatural urges will give him sympathy for yours”

If tyrion told Jamie lancel was sleeping with Cerise at the right moment, Jamie may not have returned to Kings Landing to die with her in season 8

The way he said 'on my life' as if it was the only thing he had to give and he feared it not good enough was 10/10 acting.

This one scene encapsulates why GOT was such a good show in its early days

Was this boy ending up in a cult really a great shock?

You go back and watch the whole series, it makes perfect sense what happens to Lancel.

i missed this tyrion

Proof those who are bullied become bullies.

I wouldn't be surprised if in the next few episodes of the current season, that Jaime finds out about Cersei fucking Lancel through Bronn.

Feels like Lancel just wanted to shorten the sentence to Bronn a little bit and say "Please kill me"

Lancel : plz kill me if anything happen to lord tyrion Bronn : It will be my pleasure 😆

firsts seasons was pure gold

Tyrion really comes across at Tywins wits and cunning here

I hope bronn gets to enjoy his pleasure

Gosh GOT was good.

and yet Tyrion was pissed at the coldness of his father? seems hypocritical. all the lannisters seem like snakes

Ok but Tyrion had his face split in two, and Bronn didn’t kill Lancel.

This is just one of the best GoT scenes ever. Tyrion telling Lancel that even torturing him is boring and right after Tyrion tells Lancel to leave, Tyrion decided to kick him out for good measure. The sound Lancel made after being kicked makes me burst out laughing every time. Tyrion is on fire here! 🔥

"No ones safe in the Game of Thrones." Bronn" Hold my ugly wife."

when tyrion was tyrion

in the light of the seven...ironic

Poor guy, manipulated and used first by Cersei then by the faith militant. A sad pawn ultimately in the machinations of others

Poor lansel Lanester from Robert to Tyrion 😂

It would be my pleasure.... xD

But why was Lancel meeting with Tyrion when he should’ve been searching for the Breastplate Stretcher. Lancel clearly doesn’t have his priorities straight.

Poor guy

You would have thought Lancel would have remembered about Cersei and Wildfire when he was defending the Sept.

If only Tyrion had been sent to court while river was alive, their mutual hatred of Lancel might’ve secured an alliance stronger than any marriage pact ever could.

Tyrion is street smart to not getting himself killed butting head with murderous people, but as a smart man, he also knows he needs an insurance in the form of Bron.

lance looks like patroclus

It'll be my pleasure 🤣

I hear he eventually found religion; but it sort of blew up in his face.

0:05 & 0:35 Wait, so the idea about throwing wildfire at the ships was Cersei's idea? Well, I guess SHE is responsible for saving King's Landing and not Tyrion. Somehow I missed this when I was watching the show.

How does this video only have 200 likes and 11 comments when its got 50k views

"I like this job" (1:36)

gods the writing was strong then

It will be my pleasure

Whats he doing there? He’s supposed to be finding the breastplate stretcher, NOW!

lancel gets picked on by everyone 😂😂😂

Lancel had one useful part.

ACOK Tyrion is prime Tyrion.

Does Lancel trip getting out of the litter, or does Tyrion kick him on his way out? lol. I can never tell.

Fun fact, Lancel was in twilight

Lmao

Poor Lancel, Tywins family branch looks down on him, all of them! No loyalty, no love, no help, it's a shame. This scene shows, that Tyrion is a piece of dirt all the same: Instead of helping his 15 years young cousin, he threatens him and is being rude. He would have been given the same information by winning him over and convincing him. Lancel wants to do a good job, and as a young person he would need some conduct and support. I guess, his father, uncle Kevan, is too busy with warfare, what is a shame, for a father must not leave his young son in such a snake pit w/o good council and all left by himself. Also, while Kevan treats Tyrion with respect and sees him as family, he obviously does not reckon, that Tyrion is treating Lancel utmost disdainful. I pity Lancel and I blame Kevan. Both Cersei and Jamie do not back Lancel when he's beeing attacked by King Robert. Cersei uses him to scheme, Tyrion as well - not caring, that he is still young and vulnerable ... a child, if one will. And his father Kevan completely underestimates the toxic attitude which his young son is exposed to. He underestimates the disrespect and vileness of Tywins children against his familybranch. Though Kevan has always been nice and friendly towards Tyrion. No surprise to me, desperate, sweet, trying-to-find-orientation-in-life Lancel was an easy target for a fanatic religious cult.

Cersei was disgusting, laying with her brother & little cousin eww

Incel Lannister