Why Is Florida At War With Arithmetic? | Tucker's Testosterone Doc Is Too Stupid To Ignore

  Рет қаралды 2,190,189

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

2 жыл бұрын

Florida made news today for rejecting new math textbooks for reasons having more to do with the culture wars than long division, and Stephen tries to make sense of the trailer for Tucker Carlson's new documentary about the dangers of low testosterone. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel: bit.ly/ColbertKZfaq
Watch full episodes of "The Late Show": bit.ly/1Puei40
Listen to "The Late Show Pod Show" podcast: link.chtbl.com/Awagtx95?sid=yt
Like "The Late Show" on Facebook: on. 1df139Y
Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter: bit.ly/1dMzZzG
Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram: bit.ly/29wfREj
Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
---
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via Paramount+, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

Пікірлер: 5 100
@vladimirenlow4388
@vladimirenlow4388 2 жыл бұрын
The lack of transparency regarding the textbook rejections makes me think the CRT issue is being used as a cover for certain figures in the Florida state legislature to approve only books published by companies in which they own stock. There's some math going on here, alright.
@norafox4789
@norafox4789 2 жыл бұрын
Good thought!!
@somexp12
@somexp12 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently, the textbook contents are "proprietary," so I guess we'll know what the problem was should the publishers give consent to make the material public. That said, there is a movement to insert political stuff into math curricula. Also another one to adjust grading standards to be open-ended. I assumed these movements were small, but I wouldn't put it past Florida to be overzealous in trying to spot manifestations of it.
@kristypenner2753
@kristypenner2753 2 жыл бұрын
What kind of politics do they want to insert into math textbooks? Also, critical race theory has nothing to do with math, nor schools below the university level. Critical race theory is only taught in high level university classes. What is wrong with Republicans? Why do conservatives have to lie so obviously to attract voters?
@somexp12
@somexp12 2 жыл бұрын
@@kristypenner2753 An example one educator proposed and implemented was having students count the number of liquor stores in different neighborhoods. (She gave a TED talk about it if you want to look it up.) DeSantis' spokesperson also cited a Missouri example where a teacher assigned a bunch of word problems about Maya Angelou. I assumed this was too small to show up in textbooks yet, but there *is* a movement to use math class as an excuse to talk about a million different things other than math. There's also a movement to make grading more open-ended so that teachers can effectively pick and choose whom they pass. (I had guidelines for this approach linked to me by someone who advocated it.) I'm aware of CRT as a legal subject, thank you. I've probably known that for years before you did, as the word only recently hit the mainstream. Thoroughly explaining why this is irrelevant hair splitting would take a minute, but even crt advocates will define it as something other than a legal subject. Part of the answer, however, is that critical theory, broadly, isn't a legal subject at all. A "critical theory" is defined as any theory intended to delegitimize the established order. This could be anything and could apply anywhere. It's mostly just happenstance that crt found its home in law, as its principles partially predate its formal founding at Harvard Law (crt advocates will tell you this under certain conditions). Now, it is a different question whether the examples I gave are examples of this broader understanding. I think the word is overused by conservatives, but there are concrete things out there that warrant attention regardless of what you call them.
@smkh2890
@smkh2890 2 жыл бұрын
@@somexp12" having students count the number of liquor stores in different neighborhoods" seems like practical use of math in class. I look at how many pubs and betting shops there are in any area to know its economy. That is not a racial perspective, that is in poor white areas of the UK.
@a.r.9357
@a.r.9357 2 жыл бұрын
So I'm German... and the efforts made in the USA to ban schoolbooks on history (or any historical fact that could make the children feel bad for what their ancestors did) give me a real bad feeling. Here in Germany we're talking a lot about our darkest times in history class. And that's really the right thing to do (in my opinion).
@a.r.9357
@a.r.9357 2 жыл бұрын
@Abraham Donaldson I appreciate your politeness, thanks a lot. 😉
@razvanzamfir1545
@razvanzamfir1545 2 жыл бұрын
That's because Germany went through the era where they were the "bad people", waging a world war almost by themselves (and almost winning too); in the process, Germans learned humility which allowed them to see what went wrong and take steps to prevent it. US hasn't gotten to that part yet. In fact, the US have been sheltered from having to suffer consequences of waging wars (9/11 being the only "consequence" if you will), especially not a war thought on its own turf. Even when losing a war (Vietnam, Afghanistan), the reality didn't really settle in for those not actively fighting there and so, the ego remained. The ego is sustained through the usual "greatest country on Earth" slogans, frantic flag waving and so on. The last chance for anything of significance to happen, in my opinion, was punishing the insurrection participants and, even more importantly, their leaders. But 1.25 years later, still almost nothing: just a few guys in jail (literally), while the main instigators (re: politicians) are not only walking around freely, but most still in positions of power. So, my friend, you are absolutely right to have bad feeling (just look at how many politicians are calling out nuclear strikes in Russia, as if fallout will be restricted there). Country is ran mostly on "feeling" instead of facts. I'm pretty scared myself, by proxy (as a Canadian, because the US winds of thought, politics and economic actions). Sometimes, someone still asks why my wife and why don't want kids; well, let's say that arguments against keep pilling up every year.
@williamlacentra2808
@williamlacentra2808 2 жыл бұрын
Your opinion is valuable and noted --------Everyone should talk about Hitler, the S-S and what they represented .!
@willemvandeursen3105
@willemvandeursen3105 2 жыл бұрын
A.R., In my opinion too. I have a bad feeling when I hear American politicians rape and distort European's gruesome 20th century. Simply because their "acadamic" education sucks royally. They leave their schools knowing nothing. It's even worse: they are not interested- the universe outside planet America is of no relevance to them. Surprisingly many politicans appear to know very little about America's history.... Cocooning cavemen. "But we have seen the pyramids! And Chernobyl! All in one week! And we also visited... which country was it, honey?" "A much too hot island somewhere in the American Ocean. They didn't even have a Disney theme park."
@jcxz983
@jcxz983 2 жыл бұрын
While knowing the truth about history is important, history is largely about people who have already died. Which is relevant since we have a ban in germany on commemorating politicians while they are still alive as well as a ban on advertising in schools. The most recent politician I learned about in school was JFK, noone currently serving or campaigning would ever make it into a schoolbook over here.
@clairemitchell5207
@clairemitchell5207 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Australia and the first time I saw anything with Tucker Carlson I thought he was a comedian and his show was a joke. Then someone said it was a real news show. I find it so hard to believe that people take him seriously.
@margotp.6291
@margotp.6291 2 жыл бұрын
Same here. Noone outside US takes him seriously anyway (I hope 😝)
@brianmilo7662
@brianmilo7662 2 жыл бұрын
But you watch Colbert? And if you ever see Tucker talk outside of show, he's a very polite and fair individual. Disclaimer: I don't watch his show, but don't think you should listen to Colbert and his radical war on the west talking points and take those serious either. He's a rage hustler like the rest of them. Just wants the views.
@QuantumTrading2023
@QuantumTrading2023 2 жыл бұрын
Do u like soyboys who can't get it up? The war against men is a real crisis.
@anabelleigh5745
@anabelleigh5745 2 жыл бұрын
@Claire, I think the reason why the GOP is attacking history is to keep people dumber and uninformed. Most people in this country don't even read books. It's scary.
@brianmilo7662
@brianmilo7662 2 жыл бұрын
@@anabelleigh5745 the GOP? Lmao
@nullmcgrooder70
@nullmcgrooder70 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope someone monitors this account: The governor of Virginia is part of the Carlyle Group that owns the math book selected by the state of Florida. It was, surprisingly, the only book that survived the CRT review. All other books were cut off the list of approved books. So point to Governor Youngkin.
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 2 жыл бұрын
"The correct answer is school supplies." Why is he not in jail yet? Justice is swift for the poor.
@JLF201
@JLF201 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about justice, but punishment sure as hell is.
@celestialstar6450
@celestialstar6450 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not a justice system. It’s a legal system.
@smkh2890
@smkh2890 2 жыл бұрын
Call a 17-year old a 'child' in England and you will get a swift Will Smith!
@desireeespinosa3954
@desireeespinosa3954 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. It is very swift for us
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates 2 жыл бұрын
Justice is swift against the poor, not for them
@djobert2402
@djobert2402 2 жыл бұрын
Conservatives in Florida are at war with maths because there's only one kind on maths they like : divisions
@ktmac7610
@ktmac7610 2 жыл бұрын
They will force you to multiply!
@LuCKyDuCKy881
@LuCKyDuCKy881 2 жыл бұрын
They want to make our children sheeple who do what is told & believe what they are told without actual EVIDENCE… I’m so ANGRY. Homeschool people! Please!!!
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
@@LuCKyDuCKy881 More importantly, vote out the evil.
@CB-on2xs
@CB-on2xs 2 жыл бұрын
Oh snap!
@heatherc2939
@heatherc2939 2 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 indeed. We have the power to end this if we don't sit out the midterms.
@shivastutikoul
@shivastutikoul 2 жыл бұрын
Your writing team cannot be thanked enough. They deserve every award possible. You are a national treasure Stephen!
@CallmeSins
@CallmeSins 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad people aren't just forgetting about Matt. I hope they have enough evidence on him
@Ti5qu4ntum
@Ti5qu4ntum 2 жыл бұрын
Just when you think Florida has hit rock bottom, Florida grabs a shovel and starts digging. 🙄😅
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 2 жыл бұрын
OMG😂, Yes, it's true
@nonna_sof5889
@nonna_sof5889 2 жыл бұрын
Which is kind of impressive given the water table in most of the state.
@selkiara1272
@selkiara1272 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't help that somebody told them the meth was burried at Gator Gulch.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
Hit rock bottom for what, exactly? Not wanting politics shoved into math textbooks? Does that mean you want politics in your math textbooks?
@tiffbeevachou108
@tiffbeevachou108 2 жыл бұрын
@@WarpRulez you seem like you need to take some time from YT and figure out exactly how math can be politicized besides excluding math books because it hurts insecure white men.
@cubsandculturemitch4250
@cubsandculturemitch4250 2 жыл бұрын
Ironically testicle tanning probably lowers fertility and/or sperm count. Testicles do better when slightly cooler than the body. It's why they are external and scrotum contracts and loosens depending on temperature.
@helenpatterson3858
@helenpatterson3858 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. That's why men are advised to wear boxers instead of tightie whities when trying to elevate there supermarket count for procreation. This leads me to believe Tucker owns stock in the stupid tanning lights that would otherwise have a warning about skin cancer.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын
So.......what I hear you saying is men need to build their 'Man Be More Manly' compounds in the polar regions.
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 2 жыл бұрын
It would. And cause more cases of testicular cancer.
@SF-tb4kb
@SF-tb4kb 2 жыл бұрын
skin cancer on my shoulder? fine, cut it off. skin cancer on my man bits? hell noes. i do believe all skin should get some sunlight, but keep the tanning on the stick to a minimum.
@ESL-O.G.
@ESL-O.G. 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for letting us know how nutz work. Where would we be without this guys nut information?
@justajumpingypsygirl
@justajumpingypsygirl 2 жыл бұрын
I'll say this for Stephen Colbert, he's the only one with a best Biden parody. Funny and relevant. Most of the channels gave up on imitating him
@elliotmorandi2674
@elliotmorandi2674 2 жыл бұрын
When trying to figure out the motivations behind any republican action, the investigation is pretty easy: follow the money. Things might sound like racism, virtue signaling, power hungriness or just outright absurd but they tend to be cover for some grift (and in some cases, just as an added bonus for them). This banning of textbooks is probably only 2 or 3 hours away from a basic journalistic investigation which will figure out that contracts were given to republican friendly or donating entities and the 41% that were banned where liberal leaning or non-donating entities. Same thing with Tucker and the whole testosterone nonsense - visit any of the websites of the talking heads parroting Tucker's dribble and you will be sure to find an assortment of donate buttons and full offerings of bacon flavored snake oil and bullshark energy drinks that are probably less effective than your everyday Red Bull. The conservative ideology today is to exploit every possible grievance, annoyance, bitterness, hate, fear and inadequacy in order to generate revenue for the person up on the box - the ultimate victim is Western Democracy.
@nonuser88
@nonuser88 7 ай бұрын
You actually just described the Democrat party and I'm an independent and call out either side but the last is definitely follow the money. Pushing vacs Even for little children that don't need it, the left loves Big pharma, shutting down businesses all over the US and wanting to keep them closed. 2019 no wars going on, interest rates low prices for everything very reasonable some of the lowest unemployment rates for every race that had been seen in decades. So what was the last wanting what we've got now wars going on all of the world tons of money being sent to other countries, insanely high cost of everything, high interest rates, left loved promoting BLM yet the whole movement did nothing but pad the pockets of a handful of people while doing nothing for black communities, logical people in other countries have no respect for our leadership here we're in a flipping clown show like a Twilight zone and that's the kind of thing that people who watch Colbert seem to love cuz he does 🙄🤦
@cpmf2112
@cpmf2112 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker obviously is crying out for a manly man to make his life complete.
@NathanCroucher
@NathanCroucher 2 жыл бұрын
Must have tanned balls
@laurenfinucci2780
@laurenfinucci2780 2 жыл бұрын
Ohh yeess he is yeess
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's wrong exactly with Tucker, as it seems to vary from moment to moment, but that's definitely one possibility. It's a big problem he can't reconcile, whatever it is. 🤔
@rendajones7368
@rendajones7368 2 жыл бұрын
He has always acted like he felt inadequate in the masculinity department. Apparently his wife has had a lot of complaints. I hardly see how a homoerotic documentary is going to help him out with his wife so much as his pool boy.
@alfredjohnson3642
@alfredjohnson3642 2 жыл бұрын
I don't like him, but he is right in this case low testosterone is a big issue for men today
@heartoftoledo1560
@heartoftoledo1560 2 жыл бұрын
Remember if you're 'milking a cow' without a pail, you're not milking it, you're fondling it.
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah! That one got me! ✌️😹
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gregGould
@gregGould 2 жыл бұрын
You're fondling the teats!! The wrong ones!
@shayboogie3682
@shayboogie3682 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for pointing this out 😂 I came here looking for this comment 😎
@shericooper803
@shericooper803 3 ай бұрын
You'll see me. Bers of the GOP there
@hugoperalta5362
@hugoperalta5362 2 жыл бұрын
This comedy feels smart and well-thought, kudos to the entire team for such high quality content!
@danielsmith9619
@danielsmith9619 2 жыл бұрын
Nah it's sub par at best this dude used to be hilarious now its all just garbage
@gceElwood
@gceElwood 2 жыл бұрын
IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!!! Colbert has a simply brilliant team behind him.
@gulliblegreedyignorantindi1427
@gulliblegreedyignorantindi1427 2 жыл бұрын
Where you been?
@urgonnaluvit
@urgonnaluvit 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert is about as funny as cancer in a childrens ward
@gulliblegreedyignorantindi1427
@gulliblegreedyignorantindi1427 2 жыл бұрын
@@urgonnaluvit yes, a cancer ward filled with the children of Republiklans would not be funny... but Colbert is truly a creative comedy genius. And only the undereducated can't seem to find him humours.
@staceycobb3839
@staceycobb3839 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a 6th grade teacher in Nevada, and I may have an idea of what was censored. In math books, due to Common Core, the majority of the problems are word problems. I noticed that the names that were used varied between more classic names, (john) and the wonderfully unique names of POC. Makes me wonder if that could be it. Probably wrong, just a hunch.
@theurbanshaman
@theurbanshaman 2 жыл бұрын
Florida is just getting to Idiocracy faster than the rest of us. They're ahead of the class!
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 2 жыл бұрын
So its not the fact that gas and inflation is up
@janmay7961
@janmay7961 2 жыл бұрын
The Floridian HS students will have a hard time getting admission to any universities that’s for sure
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын
@@QuantumPineapple No. Florida republicans fighting basic reality is not 'becoz of thuh inflashun'
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
Idiocracy for what reason? Banning politics from math textbooks? Do you honestly think that they oppose the teaching of _math?_ News flash: No, they don't.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
@Robin Justice So if you don't know why they banned those books, why are you making assumptions?
@guardrailbiter
@guardrailbiter 2 жыл бұрын
Florida's aversion to being "transparent" might have something to do with their flawed reading of the word as "trans parent."
@guardrailbiter
@guardrailbiter 2 жыл бұрын
@Carsen Hooper ¿Como se dice?... Quiete la boca.
@maureensabolinski
@maureensabolinski 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and perfect reply
@bethiest
@bethiest 2 жыл бұрын
omg, that is perfect!!!
@keke_LunarGemini
@keke_LunarGemini 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@kharris2393
@kharris2393 2 жыл бұрын
The next time someone calls liberals snowflakes, I may just yell "41%!" at them.
@TallinnTadgh
@TallinnTadgh 2 жыл бұрын
who do i sue for nearly dying of a coughing / laughing fit at this. You had me at Florida's war on arithmetic but topped that with Matt sleazeball Gates and by the Tucker Carlson trail i thought i was going to die
@foxbutterfly-eden8715
@foxbutterfly-eden8715 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker Carlson’s focus on “masculine strength” fits perfectly in line with his fascist beliefs. Because fascism puts a lot of emphasis on strength and masculine/male dominance (as well as downplaying the equality of women)
@JJ21210
@JJ21210 2 жыл бұрын
And of course Cucker Tarlson doesn't see the irony that he -- with his pudgy body and squeaky, girlish voice -- is concerned about men not conforming to a macho ideal of masculinity even though his eunuch-y self has been successful professionally, has married, has fathered kids ...
@grammarofficerkrupke4398
@grammarofficerkrupke4398 2 жыл бұрын
Be that as it may, the reduction of testosterone levels in males is a fact and it is likely linked to micro plastics in our food. It is a big problem for the future of mankind.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 2 жыл бұрын
I want to fight the leader of the Proud Boys in a televised MMA match. I'm not kidding.
@camsaffari
@camsaffari 2 жыл бұрын
@Robin Justice planet is a piece of rock. Stop anthropomorphizing the planet. There are other ways to address the environmental issues. Not attending to male problems, while trendy, it's not always the answer.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 2 жыл бұрын
@@grammarofficerkrupke4398 In the studies I looked up, lower testosterone levels in the US, non-age related, were linked with obesity, diabetes, other chronic illnesses, and lack of vitamin D. These studies were conducted before 2004, and there hasn't been much research since. It seems that the rate of testosterone serum decline of 1% - 2% per generation , although a significant issue for the future in terms of fertility, isn't as urgently concerning as other more immediate risks facing humanity. That Gen Z are reaching puberty in the new normal range of 8yrs - 14yrs is concerning. I am also concerned by the number of girls put on The Pill , for years, by doctors, and the impact that will have on their long term physical and mental health. It has become standard practice to manage menstrual symptoms, which many now have.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Tuckhead's special about the exponential rise in scrotal skin cancer in about 5 years of so.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
He’d have to find actual balls for that..
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 Touché.
@notbot2648
@notbot2648 2 жыл бұрын
See, and I'm looking forward to the sudden reports in the next few months of people coming into urgent care because they've sunburned their sacks like that butthole tanning trend from a little while ago.
@Mouse_007
@Mouse_007 2 жыл бұрын
yes he will claim you get it by hanging to the left
@private15
@private15 2 жыл бұрын
Headline “ man has to have sex change surgery due to third degree burns to his……………”
@classycolors
@classycolors 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my… I laughed to tears! Tucker is the weirdest and most dangerous on TV.
@jeffreyyeater1780
@jeffreyyeater1780 2 жыл бұрын
Dont like facts huh ?
@FerraTiKarinaNeil
@FerraTiKarinaNeil 16 күн бұрын
What facts? Lol
@Sickmindedone
@Sickmindedone 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker Carlson talking about testosterone levels with a voice that's practically a soprano... irony.
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 2 жыл бұрын
9:01. Missed opportunity joke: "Price check on the shriveled sausage."
@legion7193
@legion7193 2 жыл бұрын
"Milking a Cow without a Bucket." This is a great way of explaining the entire Republican party.
@kevdaag2523
@kevdaag2523 2 жыл бұрын
And along comes "Tom Joshua" to prove the point.
@gregGould
@gregGould 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert should have said "Milking a Cow Without a bucket" means you're just fondling the teats.
@Enaronia
@Enaronia 2 жыл бұрын
@@gregGould That... that is what he said.
@darrkstarg
@darrkstarg 2 жыл бұрын
Ummm, thats not a cow ;-)
@wendyhardin5259
@wendyhardin5259 2 жыл бұрын
Oh you are spot on!!
@DoNortSleepIn2024
@DoNortSleepIn2024 2 жыл бұрын
The publishers of these banned books should sue Florida!!!
@heidinova6883
@heidinova6883 2 жыл бұрын
Wow I was laughing so hard at this one. I can't stand Carlson. My mom who is basically homebound has been drinking his BS for a while and meanwhile I move away from our small town and get an advanced medical degree, she tells ME everything that's going on and I tell her she's batshit....with love of course.
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 2 жыл бұрын
This is a joke I wrote last week: "At this rate the only non-offensive books students will be able to read in school are math books, and even then I feel Conservatives will find a way to at least partially censor them." Well, DeSantis and the Republican politicians in Florida found a way to make my joke a reality but even worse then I thought was possible.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
It’s probably bc my Florida gov sucks major donkey testes and will look at 10 awesome options and 1 terrible one and think “how can I make that 1 so much worse?”. And these a-h0les let him get away with it time after time after time after time after..
@urbanabrandon
@urbanabrandon 2 жыл бұрын
Curiously, the left are the masters of propaganda.
@cavejohnson7609
@cavejohnson7609 2 жыл бұрын
You might even call it 'cancel culture'... It turns out the easily triggered snowflakes are the Trump supporters
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 2 жыл бұрын
thanks Farron
@beautybard
@beautybard 2 жыл бұрын
Are you writing jokes for the Simpsons?
@fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian
@fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian 2 жыл бұрын
Florida is “America’s mullet” 🤣🤣🤣
@ItsYaBoi888
@ItsYaBoi888 2 жыл бұрын
jolly good, ol' chap
@jondoe6786
@jondoe6786 2 жыл бұрын
Florida is also America's un-wiped butthole...
@iscovidoveryet7828
@iscovidoveryet7828 2 жыл бұрын
America's flaccid symbol. And it's been shrinking ever since the water began to rise.
@markkasprzyk3287
@markkasprzyk3287 2 жыл бұрын
Tiger woods, Michael Jordan, many others have moved to Florida cause of pathetic democrats tax policies.
@adamkalb1
@adamkalb1 2 жыл бұрын
3:01 Mallory McMorrow knows perfectly well that _no teaching_ can make students feel like they bear *personal responsibility* for historic wrongs because of their race, color, sex or national origin. Because none of them were born yet! The logic of the Florida people who want to censor these teachings *does not compute!* April 20, 2022, 3:08pm
@jeffs6090
@jeffs6090 2 жыл бұрын
4:25 I'm actually surprised that they made that statement..."described the review process as 'transparent'". That's talking about somebody's parent being trans, and that offends a lot of people in Florida!!
@sgy2dpe
@sgy2dpe 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote the Tucker Carlson "whitest dick ever" joke deserves an Emmy. That's great television. Bravo.
@florencedelvalle8145
@florencedelvalle8145 2 жыл бұрын
It was worth going through the whole monologue to get to this zinger at the end. Love Colbert and his writers
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 жыл бұрын
True, but it's kind of low hanging fruit, don't you think?
@DBeau73
@DBeau73 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker Carlson seems to be infatuated with men. Trump and now this? Really makes me think if he's gay or something?
@donovanlocust1106
@donovanlocust1106 2 жыл бұрын
@@DBeau73 honestly if a lot of Republicans came out as gay or trans then it wouldn't surprise me at all.
@verdimundi4532
@verdimundi4532 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnsmithe4656 Tender, juicy, sun-ripened fruit
@tuckgraph
@tuckgraph 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't try to milk a cow without of bucket" sounds like sage advice for most any situation. As for Tucker's infomercial, another saying comes to mind. "Follow the money."
@ericjanssen394
@ericjanssen394 2 жыл бұрын
What this looks like is a bogus "Men's vitamin supplements" huckster that decided that porn banner ads weren't enough--we get every men's-pharm ad cliche' except throwing the football through the tire--and Tucker, with his usual Fox news "Enemy of my enemies" spin, thought they were on his political "side" for his campaign against the Girly-Man-ization of Liberal America. Tucker...doc, shmoc, you're doing a late-nite infomercial. What next, Tucker's Truth about the Helsinki Formula?
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын
Shake it more than three times without a bucket, he's playing with it. Kinda the new Florida motto.
@greenhometony
@greenhometony 2 жыл бұрын
Tuckers infomercial is pretty damn questionable about the psychology of his manhood. Poor little dude...
@Chotensai
@Chotensai 2 жыл бұрын
If a cow is stressed its milk will become sour, you don't want to drink that milk but you still have to get it out of the cow or the cow will experience pain from the pressure after just one day, cows that don't get milked can get violent
@douglaskrueger3755
@douglaskrueger3755 2 жыл бұрын
Well, you don't have a bucket, at least keep a towel handy when you're milking your cow...
@oldscribe6153
@oldscribe6153 2 жыл бұрын
Perfectly nailed American educaton today.
@EarlyRound
@EarlyRound 2 жыл бұрын
Swallowing a glass of raw eggs doesn't mean you have high hormones. It just proves you intentionally trained your gag reflex for liquids with that texture...
@ericjanssen394
@ericjanssen394 2 жыл бұрын
There are two universal truths about dairy farming: 1). You don’t milk a cow without a bucket. 2) You don’t milk a bull unless you want a friend for life. 🐮❤️
@lindaaphillippi7015
@lindaaphillippi7015 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha🤣
@miriambucholtz9315
@miriambucholtz9315 2 жыл бұрын
That one made me burst out laughing so hard and loud that I'm surprised my neighbors aren't complaining about the noise. Good one.
@melissaweyrick5311
@melissaweyrick5311 2 жыл бұрын
Wait till DeSantis hears about non-binary numbers.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! I don't care if this post gets a billion likes, it will always deserve more.
@user-dg9pu4pe9d
@user-dg9pu4pe9d 2 жыл бұрын
He might like imaginary numbers.
@moetimski9767
@moetimski9767 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Great one! Damn that made me laugh. Bravo 👏👏👏!!!
@user-rp1rk8ku9u
@user-rp1rk8ku9u Жыл бұрын
This is a mental illness. Their are obviously only two numbers.
@simonj.7954
@simonj.7954 2 жыл бұрын
Oh it's been a great week for late show comedy, thanks Stephen for making me laugh out loud, really needed that...! Cheers, Simon J downunder in Australia...
@cooper662jc
@cooper662jc 2 жыл бұрын
Only you Stephen Colbert, can pull off the Aviators, and Jack I so love you , and that skit!!!!
@charlescrosswhite4845
@charlescrosswhite4845 2 жыл бұрын
Great job Florida. Protect kids from harmful math text books but no laws protecting them from getting shot...Stoneman Douglas ring any bells?
@JamesDavis-mb1jw
@JamesDavis-mb1jw 2 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm There are plenty of gun laws. Try educating yourself before saying provably stupid things.
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 2 жыл бұрын
Mr Infowars will be having to do a lot of maths soon - something to do with bankruptcies and a massive defamation payout.
@jh2471
@jh2471 2 жыл бұрын
I truly appreciated the very audible “Bleh!!” from the woman when Stephen started talking about Carlson.
@Arya-cf7vu
@Arya-cf7vu 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert on fire!! I think you're loving having a full audience back!
@Blake-xm4xd
@Blake-xm4xd 2 жыл бұрын
Great monologue, Steven is always good, but that one had me laughing for quite a while.
@Blake-xm4xd
@Blake-xm4xd 2 жыл бұрын
@NBA HIGHLIGHTS try to find something better to do with your time other than listening to hate mongers, watch more Colbert and learn to laugh, don't fall in to the pit of despair that is MAGA life.
@clavesseptem7223
@clavesseptem7223 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker Carlson: A man whose masculinity is more fragile than a creme souffle.
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 жыл бұрын
What masculinity?
@letitbeenow
@letitbeenow 2 жыл бұрын
@@markroc I hope you're not teaching human children or animals.
@user-xm7cc7sk2x
@user-xm7cc7sk2x 2 жыл бұрын
@@markroc This must be a "Teacher" from Florida, he can not even spell! hahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaaaa
@jpalmer1967
@jpalmer1967 2 жыл бұрын
@@markroc Why are you here? Does it makes you feel better to troll for attention? The answer is yes and everyone sees it and you love it. Being a jerk is like second nature to you and easier than being any kind of pleasant person. You could go to other sites & be with like minded people, but no. You thrive on your mediocre ability to rile people up, get comments & generally own the libs. It's like you're living 3rd grade all over again. Yay for you.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
@@markroc as an actual real teacher, I have to say: don't drag the rest of us through the mud with you.
@olorin4317
@olorin4317 2 жыл бұрын
Garauntee that Florida rejected any books that weren't written by evangelicals in Texas.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 жыл бұрын
And as ever with the GOP, the truth ends up being they have to buy the "approved" texts so a couple of people can take kickbacks on the deal. 🙄
@jbarton1541
@jbarton1541 2 жыл бұрын
I think anytime you set up a commission tasked with reviewing books for rejection, you have to expect they would reject a few simply to justify their existence but these IDIOTS seem to have "FOUND" a lot more CRT than even existed... because it wasn't there and... because the entire effort was BS from the beginning. Kinda like the Arizona audit.
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine 2 жыл бұрын
@@cc1k435 Kickbacks from the Scam-vangelicals maybe?
@sjbock
@sjbock 2 жыл бұрын
If only Gov. Abbott and Gov. DeSantis weren't so busy competing with each other for the Trump voter base in order to be the next Republican Presidential candidate, we who live in Texas and Florida wouldn't be tortured everyday with one of their latest wacked out, authoritarian, rightwing actions.
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 2 жыл бұрын
For decades the white supremacy group United Daughters of the Confederacy controlled everything taught to students in the South, so it's not surprising they're trying to take back that power. Hard to raise the next generation of racists if you teach children the truth about slavery. Like for example that it existed.
@badassitudepostergirl4229
@badassitudepostergirl4229 2 жыл бұрын
A house divided against itself is a duplex - Abe Lincoln
@JoeMama-oq8wl
@JoeMama-oq8wl 2 жыл бұрын
The last joke was. The. Best...EVER !!! OMFG 😂😂😂
@EnormousPurpleGarden
@EnormousPurpleGarden 2 жыл бұрын
There is a difference between teaching students the horrors of history versus telling students that they bear personal liability for what some toe-eyed cabbage did before they were born. Of course, this is Florida, so I imagine they feel attacked merely by mentioning bad things, which is the most scathing indictment of their state I can think of. Edit: I sincerely thought that Florida would be the dumbest thing in this video. Congratulations to Tucker Carlson's documentary for setting a new low that makes even Ron DeSantis pale in comparison. Tucker has reinvented stupid.
@selkiara1272
@selkiara1272 2 жыл бұрын
I think they get offended because many of them still want that kind of world, and feel attacked when the world reminds them how obsolete and worthless their backwards beliefs are.
@vladimirenlow4388
@vladimirenlow4388 2 жыл бұрын
"Pale"... I see what you did there.
@loisfolk5492
@loisfolk5492 2 жыл бұрын
He sure has. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@therose5783
@therose5783 2 жыл бұрын
I believe that cooking your nuts is the Republican platform.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker is just secretly dying to get out of that closet.
@potentialsideeffects1085
@potentialsideeffects1085 2 жыл бұрын
7:09 My favorite quote covers this: "There is no heterosexual explanation for this."
@ghyde9462
@ghyde9462 2 жыл бұрын
hilarious I love it, dude your show is great 👏👏👏
@Dr.Morticia
@Dr.Morticia 2 жыл бұрын
". . . he is the whitest dick ever." LMFAO! Stephen Colbert, you are the BEST!
@mrg0th1er83
@mrg0th1er83 2 жыл бұрын
“Testosterone is going down in the US probably because we let corporations put any crap in our food and soaps but let’s not focus on that. Let’s tan our balls” Tucker manly man Carlson.
@eazy8579
@eazy8579 2 жыл бұрын
Or because age, which also plays a role, the large population of both younger and older people alive today
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 жыл бұрын
@@eazy8579 its more the idiocy Tucker and FOXnoise are standing for!
@verdimundi4532
@verdimundi4532 2 жыл бұрын
Like Alex Jones blaming *beans* for T levels instead of phthalates and dioxins.
@Rebecca-qx1et
@Rebecca-qx1et 2 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that tuckems is the Swanson tv dinner heir, probably the shittiest, cheapest, most unhealthy and nastiest prepackaged garbage in the world, not likely helping the low t crowd.
@140kittykat
@140kittykat 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think the radiation coming tanning your nuts will help either
@harmonicajay91
@harmonicajay91 2 жыл бұрын
There is an edit of the homoeroticism stuff from the preview with “it’s raining men” and it fits so damn well.
@MrManerd
@MrManerd 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you didn't do the "guess which state this happened in: nevermind it's Florida".
@dev8260
@dev8260 2 жыл бұрын
😂 unexpected item in the bagging area!!
@hjpngmw
@hjpngmw 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, come on, we all know the reason that the books were banned is because no one on the committee could solve the word problems.
@mgeesmith
@mgeesmith 2 жыл бұрын
And they were afraid that all those squiggly things were some kind of leftist alien hieroglyphics?
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree! ✌️😹
@shywhispers1
@shywhispers1 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 😂 😂
@rhiannonrede
@rhiannonrede 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you are priceless. Thanks for helping us laugh & deal with all this crap.
@Badfourgood
@Badfourgood 2 жыл бұрын
cant put a price on stupid...
@markroc
@markroc 2 жыл бұрын
He's more like a traitor
@user-kx5fb1nv4t
@user-kx5fb1nv4t 2 жыл бұрын
with who? Trump?
@markh2355
@markh2355 2 жыл бұрын
Keep laughing as this Biden supporter helps prop up a geriatric that's edging your country towards nuclear war.
@taylorrice8612
@taylorrice8612 2 жыл бұрын
@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda eventually
@erikschaepers
@erikschaepers Жыл бұрын
Re-watching this episode in August 2022, it has to be one of the funniest and craziest ever ! Immortal LSSC 🤣
@Kadagirl777
@Kadagirl777 2 жыл бұрын
"The Book of Peeps" 😂😂😂 That flew by so fast but that will stick in my head for a _long_ time 😂 _Book of Peeps._ 😂
@gusgreen3104
@gusgreen3104 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud, and got the dogs barking.
@andreaperry938
@andreaperry938 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker sounds like he's compensating for his personal problems.
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 2 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
By drawing attention to the problem of dropping testosterone levels? Why is that not worthy of drawing attention to? It's an actual medical health issue.
@rockdinosaur8619
@rockdinosaur8619 2 жыл бұрын
@@WarpRulez I can't actually watch that whiny white-nationalist - did he actually bring on any real health professionals to talk about it? I doubt it - he doesn't care about public health, he proved that with Covid.
@theblade9024
@theblade9024 2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is red light does not tan you. tanning takes UV rays which are higher up the spectrum. closer to ball burning since heat is in the red part of the spectrum. In reality nothing is happening but a chance to talk about your balls.
@asheer9114
@asheer9114 2 жыл бұрын
@@WarpRulez IF this is a medical issue then it should stay a subject to medical attention and NOT BEING USED as political tool to spread racism, bigotry and misogyny... And you know... last time I heard similar things to what T. K. showed were presented... IN BERLIN in the 1937... when Hitler launched his own Whte Arian Superior Race campaign. Which I leave without any further comment.
@heavyd5000
@heavyd5000 2 жыл бұрын
" I gotta say, coming from a Fox News anchor, that is a refreshing and positive celebration of homoeroticism." Hilarious!
@IsThisHandleTaken
@IsThisHandleTaken 2 жыл бұрын
The part where the guy slowly gargles those raw eggs really got me
@NikkLiberos
@NikkLiberos 2 жыл бұрын
I'm clapping so hard at this joke I'm gonna wake the baby up and get kicked out of the house but damn!!!
@scmnz
@scmnz 2 жыл бұрын
If only the testosterone shortage he was trying to solve was trans men who want hrt but can’t get it due to insurance bs
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 2 жыл бұрын
Unless it's porn for women. But then women are reportedly watching gay porn like men watching lesbian porn.
@brucefreadrich1188
@brucefreadrich1188 2 жыл бұрын
It was like… one of Buddy's monologs from "Kids in the Hall" or the volleyball scene in "Top Gun."
@hegemonstrategos3485
@hegemonstrategos3485 2 жыл бұрын
Wow what a great trailer. This Tucker guy seems great.
@brocasimp8320
@brocasimp8320 2 жыл бұрын
A house divided against itself is clearly 1.
@autumbreeze1129
@autumbreeze1129 2 жыл бұрын
I love the people in the audience going "what?" loud enough to hear when you mentioned the 41% rejected maths books. That's the perfect reaction to something so stupid that you feel it has to be a joke, so your brain does fully process it when you realise it's not a joke at all
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
Do you even know _why_ they rejected those books?
@autumbreeze1129
@autumbreeze1129 2 жыл бұрын
@@WarpRulez because they stupidly believe they were too heavy using critical race theory. And because they’re idiots
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 2 жыл бұрын
@@WarpRulez do you really think crt is put into a f@cking math book! Wtf!
@enadegheeghaghe6369
@enadegheeghaghe6369 2 жыл бұрын
@@WarpRulez do you? The department thar banned the books didn't give a single example of what they found objectionable in the books
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
@@enadegheeghaghe6369 If people here don't know why the books were banned, why are they making assumptions?
@Iamrightyouarewrong
@Iamrightyouarewrong 2 жыл бұрын
"Stupid for Attention" is the most accurate description of Tucker next to "D-Bag" etc...
@frenchfriar
@frenchfriar 2 жыл бұрын
That's just wrong. Douchebags are at least useful one week out of the month.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын
But at least he got rid of the Pee Wee Herman suit for the interview and replaced it with a clown suit. Honk his nose and see what sound it makes.
@Simmons8519
@Simmons8519 2 жыл бұрын
Democracy, intellectualism, and basic huma rights are being demolished before our eyes.... But at least as we go to our inevitable doom we can sit around and laugh as everything we care about burns to the ground.
@theblade9024
@theblade9024 2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is red light does not tan you. tanning takes UV rays which are higher up the spectrum. closer to ball burning since heat is in the red part of the spectrum. In reality nothing is happening but a chance to talk about your balls.
@Iamrightyouarewrong
@Iamrightyouarewrong 2 жыл бұрын
@@frenchfriar true.
@justinsullivan1285
@justinsullivan1285 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of Stephen Colbert's best monologues. And his targets are hilarious. Easter egg roll girl, Florida's education censorship, Matt Geatz and Tucker Carlson's testosterone mockumentary.
@BrandonJuhl
@BrandonJuhl 2 жыл бұрын
That trailer for Tucker Carlson's "documentary" was definitely giving me some "The Righteous Gemstones" vibes.
@almostthere2884
@almostthere2884 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! The people who write for you deserve a mighty raise!
@MrPlumber18
@MrPlumber18 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious?
@Shinku_no_sanbun
@Shinku_no_sanbun 2 жыл бұрын
Yet the people the jokes are about often deserve to be fired.
@Pratalax
@Pratalax 2 жыл бұрын
i don't think tucker carlson needs any more money than what he already has, and that should be given to charity.
@hyperbole6529
@hyperbole6529 2 жыл бұрын
America world leaders in grooming kids
@johnnycupofcoffee
@johnnycupofcoffee 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not even mad that you are probably one of the writers with a fake profile, because you are right. This was hilarious...Laughed out loud a few times on this one...The milking a cow with no bucket had me laughing loud!
@kristinLB
@kristinLB 2 жыл бұрын
My God the Republicans are just focused on the most unimportant, craziest things. It’s like they are truly in the twilight zone.
@sjbock
@sjbock 2 жыл бұрын
A former lobbyist for the Goldwater Institute says the Republican attack on schools using "culture" issues like race and sex is all about making parents support more privatization of public education so that Republican donors can make big bucks off of those schools.
@storksforever2000
@storksforever2000 2 жыл бұрын
It's so they can get people to vote against their own economic self-interest. It's worked for decades.
@iscovidoveryet7828
@iscovidoveryet7828 2 жыл бұрын
@@sjbock You mean Charter schools. They're sucking up funding that needs to go to public schools. If they only had 1/2 of a Charter school's funding... The republiklan's intent, is to radicalize kids to shoot up Public Schools in an effort to get you parents to send your kids to their Privately Owned/Publicly Funded schools, where they can control the curriculum. And it's worked.! Seriously, when if ever, have you heard of ANY mass shootings at Chartered Schools? Is it any accident that these kids parents are almost always big 2nd amendment fanatics with an armory of weapons, and republiklans?
@AlexandarHullRichter
@AlexandarHullRichter 2 жыл бұрын
You've just entered ThE fLoRiDa ZoNe
@personone8415
@personone8415 2 жыл бұрын
They focus on these things to distract from the real issue like 7% inflation, price gouging at the gas pump, unaffordable rent , and other issues we Americans need a government for . Republicans are very obvious bought off by corporations.
@ChristineCAlb1
@ChristineCAlb1 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao at the “cow fondling” joke!!!
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 2 жыл бұрын
You are my hero, SC.
@carolynp1010
@carolynp1010 2 жыл бұрын
The trailer for Trucker Arselan is too awful. Somehow the spraying of fields is connected to physical fitness -- immediately followed by an African American who is "chubby"? As if African Americans are the representatives of being overweight?!?! I can only hope that most targets of his insidious racism, classism and sexism won't watch his movie where they will be insulted. It depresses me to see how much poison this one person spews into the consciousness of Americans. It's revolting.
@snafufubar
@snafufubar 2 жыл бұрын
He should have just shown a trump gathering.
@dafttool
@dafttool 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for mentioning the obese black guy. The ad looked like a Nazi propaganda film, with its fit white guys, & then the one person of color they show is demonstrably obese, only making it look even more like White Supremacist Nazi propaganda
@bonnieb9238
@bonnieb9238 2 жыл бұрын
Of course he did cuz he's racist. Thats why all the men on steroids in his ad were yt af.
@theblade9024
@theblade9024 2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is red light does not tan you. tanning takes UV rays which are higher up the spectrum. closer to ball burning since heat is in the red part of the spectrum. In reality nothing is happening but a chance to talk about your balls.
@normaforsyth7950
@normaforsyth7950 2 жыл бұрын
I saw no racism just because it was a fat black person as opposed to a fat white one, but I can say without a doubt that it is both who have the fat issue, especially in poor red towns. In this town, it is repulsive because too many times I've seen fat black women, fat white women, and fat white men come in to the store where I work. What makes it disgusting is that too often, their kids are already huge by 3 years old. I swear they ought to get a visit from DFCS. Oh, and seeing a fat black man is a rarity, just FYI.
@El-wv1tf
@El-wv1tf 2 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to a day, when Florida will ban chemistry books, because of the cis and trans configuration. The worse thing is that I'm afraid that they are absolutely capable of doing so.
@brandonm949
@brandonm949 2 жыл бұрын
I'm curious how long it takes before they just ban school.
@El-wv1tf
@El-wv1tf 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandonm949 yup, that will solve the problem all together ;)
@jenvicinity9143
@jenvicinity9143 2 жыл бұрын
@@El-wv1tf They'd still have school, but the only book studied would be the bible.
@02biddle
@02biddle 2 жыл бұрын
ROFL!! Sadly this actually is quite possible.
@mickeyrube6623
@mickeyrube6623 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, thank you! I was just trying to think of a use for “cis-“ outside of a gender context!
@J0ekerzRedstoneDesigns
@J0ekerzRedstoneDesigns 2 жыл бұрын
There is a significant difference between teaching history and implying that any child today is responsible for that history because of their skin color.
@linmartin5398
@linmartin5398 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, thank you for the much needed laugh!
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker complaining about men/boys having lowered testosterone is an absolute joke....I mean, has he ever heard of projection??
@ritemolawbks8012
@ritemolawbks8012 2 жыл бұрын
He's worshiped as a far-Reich icon in the US and Russia. The last time anyone told him the truth was when Jon Steward was invited on _Crossfire_ and shut down the entire show.
@JJ21210
@JJ21210 2 жыл бұрын
Cucker Tarlson, with his pudgy body and squeaky, girlish voice, is concerned about men not conforming to a macho ideal of masculinity -- even though his eunuch-y self has been successful professionally, has married, has fathered kids ...
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 жыл бұрын
@@ritemolawbks8012 Truth!
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine 2 жыл бұрын
What did Tucker ever look like shirtless?
@elaineburnett5230
@elaineburnett5230 2 жыл бұрын
@@rjd3wine acting! Lord..what a disgusting visual😐😑🤨😒🙄🤔
@kingmalcolm8695
@kingmalcolm8695 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope that someone out there is working on a "Tucker's Testicle Tanning Boutique" skit.
@emitaylor4094
@emitaylor4094 2 жыл бұрын
Next season from Coveton House!
@kharris2393
@kharris2393 2 жыл бұрын
And I dearly, dearly hope it's actually a gay bar.
@juscogens5541
@juscogens5541 2 жыл бұрын
SNL is probably working night and day to get ready for this juicy skit!
@corycullington
@corycullington 2 жыл бұрын
My money's on Brent Pella ;)
@surujdaishantagopaul1586
@surujdaishantagopaul1586 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker Carlson documentary and your comment “the whitest duck ever” is so on spot
@LoriAW3791
@LoriAW3791 2 жыл бұрын
that's just nuts 😆
@oracleofdelphi4533
@oracleofdelphi4533 2 жыл бұрын
We already know they can't friggin' count. What's the big deal? "One Fish, Two Fish, White Fish, White Fish"
@terriem3922
@terriem3922 2 жыл бұрын
Jeb Bush can sure count.
@hubertsang7418
@hubertsang7418 2 жыл бұрын
These politicians have a problem with math, but they do not seem to have a problem counting and adding money.
@RandomFandomDragon
@RandomFandomDragon 2 жыл бұрын
That's because they hire minions to do it for them.
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth 2 жыл бұрын
Yes they do. They always figure they don't have enough money and everyone else has too much.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
They didn't ban the books because of math. You do know this, don't you?
@raineedaytinyfilms
@raineedaytinyfilms 2 жыл бұрын
He isn’t. He is against CRT praxis in math books that doesn’t belong there. Such liars.
@johnburns6247
@johnburns6247 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best Openings ever! LOL!!
@rampagephoenix1735
@rampagephoenix1735 2 жыл бұрын
Notice how NOWHERE in Tucker's "documentary" about masculinity did you even ONCE see anyone who wasn't white.
@forthetasteofblood
@forthetasteofblood 2 жыл бұрын
Finally! I searched to see if I was the only one who noticed. AND the obese person was black. SMDH
@annajullien7945
@annajullien7945 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, the fat stomach was black.
@ktmac7610
@ktmac7610 2 жыл бұрын
That’s his mantra, they are after white men. Or maybe that was him projecting.🤫
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 2 жыл бұрын
Except for the example of an obese stomach. No whole person.
@smkh2890
@smkh2890 2 жыл бұрын
Except the obese black guy.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 2 жыл бұрын
Is Ron DeSantis just hellbent on doing a real time live action adaptation of Animal Farm where he's the Tyrant Pig in charge?
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
He’ll have an awesome time trying to dictate rules to the meth gators with AKs out here..
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын
Two legs good, no brain better!
@niksatt4843
@niksatt4843 2 жыл бұрын
Shocked that someone else on the internet is capable of reading a whole book. You my friend are awesome.
@norafox4789
@norafox4789 2 жыл бұрын
Yes,he is a PUNK PIG!!
@niksatt4843
@niksatt4843 2 жыл бұрын
@Bob Danish some republican politician warned about this in the 50s when the Christians started over running that particular party at the time. I forget which politician but try to find the video if you can. It's interesting.
@samnelson2343
@samnelson2343 2 жыл бұрын
Oh funk, that's quite honestly the funniest clip of this show that I've seen in months. My faith has been rewarded.
@CynAnne1
@CynAnne1 2 жыл бұрын
"On their shoulders..." Much like hairy lil' epaulettes, bobbling in the breeze... 💨 Oh, Stephen! 😂
@CynAnne1
@CynAnne1 2 жыл бұрын
#ThirdTierTroll sputtered what tripe...? 🤪
@maniak1768
@maniak1768 2 жыл бұрын
This bit with those muscular dudes set to Strauss' 'Thus speaks Zarathustra' is just incredible. 'Übermensch', anyone? Leni Riefenstahl must be crying tears of joy, in whatever niche in hell she's rotting right now.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Well.. can you blame the GOP for hating math? Basic math lost them the election!
@mrhappy3032
@mrhappy3032 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍
@selkiara1272
@selkiara1272 2 жыл бұрын
About 52 times, now, in fact.
@samiam4544
@samiam4544 2 жыл бұрын
But they have alternative math now.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
Hating math? They aren't opposed to teaching mathematics. What gives you that impression?
@bccooper2418
@bccooper2418 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re a cow fondler” 😆 😂 🤣
@loranelizabeth9148
@loranelizabeth9148 2 жыл бұрын
Can't love THIS one enough!~~~ Thanks for the laughs!~~~
@mikepowers9486
@mikepowers9486 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker showed the world how he loves his men. Big, muscular, sweaty and swinging big tools. Tucker is a bottom for sure.
@jondoe6786
@jondoe6786 2 жыл бұрын
He is a depository for the "SEEDS" of Conservatives...how do you think he likes the seed deposited..?
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's the guy who goes to a harness party but just watches.
@arhatyellow
@arhatyellow 2 жыл бұрын
Pudgy is as pudgy does.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
You think it's worth of mockery to draw attention to the dropping testosterone levels (which is an actual real health problem)?
@rhov-anion
@rhov-anion 2 жыл бұрын
@@WarpRulez Yeah, but the irony is, this global dropping in testosterone levels is NOT unique to America has Fox would have you believe, and is directly linked to the environment, chemicals in our products (especially parabens and phthalates), and poor diets, but do we expect Fox News to attack companies spewing out testosterone-killing chemicals and try to improve the environment? Nope, say it's a gay liberal agenda and show a dude sunning his nuts.
@deborahricci629
@deborahricci629 2 жыл бұрын
Deathsantis reminds me of the Joe McCarthy era of making people afraid of their neighbors, who dare to think differently than themselves. He is an abomination to Florida. The Tucker Carlson piece was hysterical. I think Tucker doth protest too much!
@kathleenshocknesse5996
@kathleenshocknesse5996 2 жыл бұрын
As a Floridian, I wholeheartedly agree
@williamhorton2324
@williamhorton2324 2 жыл бұрын
Who else but Florida!? Haha
@virgilius7036
@virgilius7036 2 жыл бұрын
Are you trans or female for wanting to traumatize young children?
@kenabbott8585
@kenabbott8585 2 жыл бұрын
Would now be the right time to remind you of the Venona Project? Every person that Joe McCarthy "made people afraid of" was literally taking money and orders from Moscow.
@npage.
@npage. 2 жыл бұрын
KEEP IT LIGHT
@bigscoop91
@bigscoop91 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Mr. Colbert, you Sir are just all class.
@bigscoop91
@bigscoop91 2 жыл бұрын
@Alena Barrett? 🤨?
@rebeccalarson4523
@rebeccalarson4523 2 жыл бұрын
I about choked on my lunch at the joke about scanning the penis at the self-checkout. I work in retail and now I'm going to be laughing all day with this visual! 🤣
@pityparty9955
@pityparty9955 2 жыл бұрын
There now will be crazies trying to scan their junk. Look out self- check attendants!
@kuvnco
@kuvnco 2 жыл бұрын
The sku# is pen15
@eazy8579
@eazy8579 2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow retail worker, I could absolutely see that happening
@pn312
@pn312 2 жыл бұрын
I think he may need a smaller bar code!
@bccooper2418
@bccooper2418 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at cow fondler and then again right after with this. I too work in retail and now that’s all I’ll be able to see at work 😂
@13katecoombs
@13katecoombs 2 жыл бұрын
And keep this in mind: textbook publishers make a ton of money. There is money to be had by approving some textbooks and not others. Even if it's just "campaign contributions," big money can make its way into the pockets of people who are involved in these decisions.
@rparl
@rparl 2 жыл бұрын
All of the approved books were from Florida.
@elainedaprano9130
@elainedaprano9130 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, W's buddy made a lot of money on the "no child left behind " curriculum changes. I'm convinced that's what this is about...DeSantis' POCKET.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 жыл бұрын
Then perhaps those publishers who want money shouldn't be shoving politics into their textbooks?
@Strade8
@Strade8 2 жыл бұрын
@@WarpRulez How do you know they did since they didn't say why the books were not approved?
@oldschooloc2110
@oldschooloc2110 2 жыл бұрын
You're right! School Systems routinely "pick" some teachers to serve on "textbook selection" committees on a scheduled basis. The teachers are paid "stipend" for their service. There's lots of opportunity for shady shenagins. Textbook selection is a big business process. And there are many text book selection stories in the naked city. Ask people who've left teaching. They "might" talk...
@sshaw4429
@sshaw4429 2 жыл бұрын
I love your impression of our President……funny, yet respectful and VERY COOL.
@merryhunt9153
@merryhunt9153 2 жыл бұрын
Cow fondling!? You made me laugh out loud! Good job!
"I'm Not Into Coups" Claims Our Fascist Former President
12:27
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 3,2 МЛН
Herschel Walker's Girlfriend Kept Receipts | Is Elon Musk Doing Russia's Bidding?
11:00
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 2,1 МЛН
Они убрались очень быстро!
00:40
Аришнев
Рет қаралды 1,4 МЛН
Who’s more flexible:💖 or 💚? @milanaroller
00:14
Diana Belitskay
Рет қаралды 19 МЛН
Hannity Explains His Bootlicking Texts To Mark Meadows | Volunteer Hackers Punish Russia
11:54
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 2,4 МЛН
Putin To Pull Out of Nuclear Treaty | The Truth About Tucker Carlson | T**** is “A Demonic Force”
9:45
U.K. Gets A New PM | Herschel Walker Is Not A Real Cop | New Yorkers Shred Ted Cruz
11:46
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 2 МЛН
Pence Hands Over Docs To The FBI | More Jan 6 Idiots Are Going To Jail | Proud Boys Rule Book
11:56
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 1,8 МЛН
Biden Honors WWII Vets | Trump Warns Kids About Drugs And Cigarettes | Egyptian Meat Controversy
12:36
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 1,4 МЛН
No, Stephen Colbert Did NOT Attend Barack Obama's 60th Birthday Party
13:38
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 1,9 МЛН
Tucker’s Transparent Jan 6th Propaganda | Feds Nab Spider-Nazi | Kari Lake May Be T****’s VP Pick
10:52
Barack Obama Goes Back To The White House | GOP Threatens Disney's Tax Breaks
11:55
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 1,9 МЛН
Proud Boys Complain About Late Show Coverage | Biden Stays Positive As Markets Tumble
9:44
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 2,9 МЛН
ПРОВЕРИЛ НА ПРОЧНОСТЬ (@novayaeracom - Instagram)
0:16
В ТРЕНДЕ
Рет қаралды 3,5 МЛН