U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

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15 жыл бұрын

Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers.

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@benjaminsiddique2501 4 жыл бұрын

Journalism used to be like this. No namecalling or biased views, just straight facts.

@lucy_____6023 4 жыл бұрын

well they called Hillary Clinton, which is a name lel. They should have used H-Bomb. For shame, Onion.

@portablerefrigerator4902 3 жыл бұрын

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700

@portablerefrigerator4902 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ru9pd6tf4s you are evil. Add me on discord @Portable Refrigerator #5219

@Someone-of2ku 3 жыл бұрын

@@portablerefrigerator4902 900

@riotbreaker3506 6 жыл бұрын

My god... an H-Bomb.

@garetclaborn 6 жыл бұрын

AaaaaAAAH HA! i see wut u did dere

@bryanhiebert1941 5 жыл бұрын

Hydrogen bomb

@felixgutierrez993 5 жыл бұрын

@@bryanhiebert1941 r/woooosh

@audiogynephile 5 жыл бұрын

erguy

@agukokobaba4103 5 жыл бұрын

Bennett Neo Hilary Bomb

@chinggiskhan6678 3 жыл бұрын

Back in my day, you could deploy Hillary Clinton's whenever you wanted. But now they have "Human rights", and using Hillary Clinton is considered horrible nowadays.

@moistnugget4147 3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever been close enough to see her dead eyes though?

@chinggiskhan6678 3 жыл бұрын

@@moistnugget4147 I'm sending Hillary Clinton to you right now

@moistnugget4147 3 жыл бұрын

@@chinggiskhan6678 why would you do this to a fellow human being??

@xmlthegreat 3 жыл бұрын

Thank God those days are over, and the Hillary Clinton Proliferation Ban Treaty has made it easier for all of us the world over to breathe easy in the knowledge that the US cannot unleash her at will.

@NearlyH3adlessNick 3 жыл бұрын

@@xmlthegreat But all that changed when _the fire nation attacked!_

@shidbot420 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that Pakistanis are speaking Arabic is hilarious lmao

@cesh8954 3 жыл бұрын

I'm Pakistani and I was kinda confused when I couldn't understand them haha

@beaconhousepechsfilm-makin8187 3 жыл бұрын

@@cesh8954 same

@khizeral 3 жыл бұрын

broo same thought they filmed in the wrong place

@aryyancarman705 3 жыл бұрын

Oh shidbot hello my sus is confirmed you really are from pakistan, Next idea Use this vid as reference.and make a new vid

@palebluedot8733 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol.

@mplayer1021 10 жыл бұрын

"Let a thousand Hilary Clinton's rain on those responsible"

@Questionable_Content 5 жыл бұрын

We came so close to that coming true

@majikss 5 жыл бұрын

@@Questionable_Content out of the frying pan into the fire

@ragingmoo157 5 жыл бұрын

Srithor ...”Awoman!”

@taffyadam6031 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being so moronic you think apostrophes make plurals

@KO-fh4vn 5 жыл бұрын

They almost did, we narrowly missed hee in 2016. What we got is questionably better though.

@fartx211 6 жыл бұрын

As an American patriot, I'm glad the Second Amendment protects our rights to keep and bear Hillary Clintons.

@garetclaborn 6 жыл бұрын

the founding fathers never conceived that weapons of such devastation would come into the world, surely this must be regulated

@GamersHolyArmy 5 жыл бұрын

I am a staunch 2nd supporter as well, but why would anyone willingly keep Hillary Clinton in their home?

@dm0065 5 жыл бұрын

2nd Amendment purists really need to stop and think. What if some madman walked into your child's school with a Hillary Clinton, intent on using her against the most innocent among us?

@Davesoft 5 жыл бұрын

As a british citizen I look down upon those countries that aspire to use Hilary Clinton as a weapon, while simultaneously deploying our own Theresa May where necessary. It's not hypocrisy if we're the ones doing it, right?

@darksim1930 5 жыл бұрын

What does anyone need with a Hillary Clinton? This murderous device is a weapon of war and nothing else. I think it's only common sense that we, as Americans, come together to ban Hillary Clintons entirely.

@darthlegionguy 4 жыл бұрын

As a Pakistani , This Event from 11 Years ago still haunts our Memories to this day

@bootstrap52 4 жыл бұрын

I am so sorry. But your cowardly attempt to use her against us in 2016 failed

@lemonscreations 3 жыл бұрын

bootstrap52 But Russias attempt to use Trump against us in 2016 worked sadly

@mirzahamzabaig5667 3 жыл бұрын

@@bootstrap52 Well we tried ;)

@culturedvulture2015 3 жыл бұрын

As an Indian, "hahahhahaha"

@asliaffan 3 жыл бұрын

We will be deploying our own hilary against them, send the MARYAM NAWAZ

@user-ew5jf4hh2o 2 жыл бұрын

"Many more were trapped inside the Clintonized area, and colud not escape her clumsy attempts to relate to them"

@satyakisil9711 2 жыл бұрын

The same thing would happen today if Trudeau is sent to India.

@TheNightshadePrince Жыл бұрын

@@satyakisil9711 Trudeau is the Canadian version of Hillary. :)

@m38494o Жыл бұрын

"Pokémon Go to the polls" comes to mind

@goinggoinggone535 Жыл бұрын

@@TheNightshadePrinceNot really. Unlike Trudeau, Clinton didn't beat the conservatives on three separate occasions.

@puppergump4117 11 ай бұрын

@@goinggoinggone535 And unlike the US, Canada has a sucky government where one faction can keep puppets in office.

@modernwarfare9009 10 жыл бұрын

Let he who is without sin cast the first Clinton.

@sethwarner644 6 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey S. *Drops Hillary Clinton pamphlet while walking away*

@kevintrang3007 5 жыл бұрын

*Bill Clinton*

@dimiglio3668 5 жыл бұрын

Well *it ain't gonna be me*

@SP-qi8ur 5 жыл бұрын

What is your profile picture?

@billythekid4793 5 жыл бұрын

Listen im an a but i would never use hillary Clinton on my worst enemy that is just too much even for me.

@ciscocastello3561 5 жыл бұрын

"Portugal shows up to North American trade talks and won't leave"

@larrygaroth9773 5 жыл бұрын

Cisco Castello gold

@MK_ULTRA420 4 жыл бұрын

It worked in South America 😂😂😂

@jacintovski 4 жыл бұрын

@@MK_ULTRA420 yeah 🤣🤣🤣

@THEEck5000 3 жыл бұрын

I almost forgot how important it is to read the cryons or however u spell it

@bluenovagaming1922 3 жыл бұрын

Why does it say that, is Portugal not that close to the rest of Europe?

@ghayasali5512 3 жыл бұрын

As a Pakistani its really painful to even recall those dark times. I hope the world learns the severity of Hillary clinton and no one ever deploys the H-bomb again.

@Mp57navy 2 жыл бұрын

Do me a favor. Write something in your mother tongue. Just to confirm you're who you say you are.

@tackytaco8133 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mp57navy No he's an Azerbaijani who lives in Chile

@Leshic2 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mp57navy Do me a favor. Tell a joke to confirm that you actually have a sense of humor, because I don't see any.

@Leshic2 2 жыл бұрын

"H-bomb" Haha! Creative! How did The Onion miss that opportunity!

@puppergump4117 Жыл бұрын

@@Mp57navy Dl ,d a ravlf. Shu; ;hd ruci up ndrlfd I rucikjz ikgg olu/ Dkszus;kjz shk;/

@joelkosinski330 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never been more disgusted, I was angry when we invaded Afghanistan, but this is unspeakable, we have a weapon that can damage souls, that’s not to be taken lightly.

@qr8440 2 жыл бұрын

Forget damaging our souls, a quick glance at her dead eyes will send it to the depths of Tartarus within nanoseconds.

@justinlavine9209 7 ай бұрын

If y'all are using actual footage of people suffering in the aftermath of a military strike, terrorist attack, or civil unrest, I'd just like to point out that's pretty disrespectful and heinous to be profiting off of the misery of others while making a joke at their expense. Lloiuyytreww

@wizardmongol4868 5 жыл бұрын

as a pakistani i can confirm all these horrible stories

@MatthewSchellenberg 5 жыл бұрын

On behalf of the United States, we are truly sorry!

@God-kg1lx 5 жыл бұрын

You cant be sorry enough, we felt the heatwave from argentina

@thenameisavi 5 жыл бұрын

Well, we just purchased the new anti- Hillary defense system from russia. I think we should be safe. But just in case, I'll build myself a bunker.

@huverdoose 5 жыл бұрын

@@thenameisavi You lucky bastards. Russia is the only nation so far to develop anti-Hillary technology. In the US, we aren't safe from her.

@hengest7760 4 жыл бұрын

@@huverdoose as a part Baloch... She made us Pakistani patriots...

@lendial 7 жыл бұрын

this is funnier now

@alquinn8576 5 жыл бұрын

tragedy + time = humor

@JRR31984 5 жыл бұрын

it's disgusting now.

@AODSocieties 5 жыл бұрын

@@JRR31984 dont be a pussy lol

@bcubed72 5 жыл бұрын

@@JRR31984 Damn, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

@durtenur6120 5 жыл бұрын

@@JRR31984 you a disgusting person lolololololilolol

@mashable8759 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes Arabic, the national language of Pakistan

@Anonymous-fs2sv 2 жыл бұрын

No it's not. Our people were very confused and horrified after that H-bomb that they even forgot their own tongue.

@capncake8837 2 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-fs2sv Canadians were actually created when scientists accidentally released Hillary Clinton in America, then a bunch of people started speaking with strange accents, some even speaking French. Same thing with Cajuns.

@shahanshahpolonium 2 жыл бұрын

@ok ok

@ShiftyGeeza 10 ай бұрын

"European Union calling on US to sign Hillary Clinton non proliferation treaty." I've watched this skit so many times over the years and every time I see a new nugget that I missed previously.

@dyawr 9 ай бұрын

😂 I laughed at that too

@MoizRafay 5 жыл бұрын

As a pakistani, I can confirm all this. It was horrible.

@forresthenry9535 4 жыл бұрын

As an American, I can sympathize with your plight of facing a Hilary-cane

@ramisgoogleacc702 3 жыл бұрын

incorrect bhaiyya, theyre speaking arabic in this video not urdu.

@rajadhirajmaharaj 3 жыл бұрын

U mean u r an indian. Pakistan was created by Jinna. He was an atheist. His father was born Hindu, converted to Islam for his fishery business which was prohibited in Gujarati culture. :) No one took Muslim league seriously. But when atheist Jinna joined, he took a sizable portion of congress. And we all know he was a fierce atheist. He just created Pakistan to become a stooge ruler and enjoy his lavish lifestyle. Pakistan fell for western cold war. It brewed religious extremism to repelled soviet atheism. Just like Afghanistan and other countries. :) Your country is a pathetic joke. You'll soon become a part of united India.

@RonaldMcPaul 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for you, no one deserves something like this.

@arhumzia6360 3 жыл бұрын

@@rajadhirajmaharaj i have lost all my brain cells reading this

@Dommie222 5 жыл бұрын

"Mr. Obama clearly regards our people as beneath human dignity to have unleashed such a woman upon us."

@tubby6007 3 жыл бұрын

Replace Mr Obama with DNC.

@parthibhayat 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@kenetickups6146 3 жыл бұрын

@William Jefferson Colin Not yet

@TTIN23 2 жыл бұрын

So fuckin funny! Love getting high and watching the onion...

@alimanhal369 8 ай бұрын

I don’t understand the immorality of this video and the peoples reaction to it. This video shows actual footage of war crime victims the majority of which were actually committed by the US government and its generals and army in Iraq. The first women shown was crying over her dead child, this video is from Iraq and she was saying in Arabic: “he was still just a child”. The world witnessed leaked videos of girls moment before they were killed by American ground troops, aerial footage of American pilots firing bombs over non-combatants with their families as they laughed at them and pictures from the American prison compound in Abu Ghraib and the rape reports that came out from it. What is the reaction to this crisis of morality and humanity? The US government, which refers to itself as the defender of free speech, went after Julian Asanage and other journalists who exposed this, the footage is made as a part of a disgusting joke, and the immorality continues to be done around the world especially in the holiest of lands: Palestine. Truth and reality will not change just because some people don’t believe it or know it: Holy God of all humanity judges us all, no wound God can’t mend, no criminal can be victor, not nation nor king nor language nor skin can condone the oppressor nor condemn the oppressed only gracious God. No god but God

@sharjeelazeem2753 3 жыл бұрын

As a Pakistani who was only 10 years old at the time. I can tell you the disaster it was. The sheer Terror in my parent's eyes when they saw the news on the national TV. I had no idea at the time of why there was so much panic and mass hysteria all around. Only to soon learn that the country was on the verge of.... Dammit, I can't say any more. The flashbacks are too much to even focus on..... It wasn't until Bill himself called her and told her that she had left the oven on that she went back. Even to this day, no one dares to talk about those moments. We just want to forget that it ever happened. P.s. I love how the crying/protesting people in those clips ain't even Pakistani AND how they just gave all of Kashmir to China in the map😂😂

@sharjeelazeem2753 3 жыл бұрын

@Future GM and that's why we love them😂😂

@Red_Ryan_Red 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@hirandompeopled4968 2 жыл бұрын

honestly i wouldn’t even be surprised if china secretly took over kashmir while india and pakistan were fighting

@sharjeelazeem2753 2 жыл бұрын

@@hirandompeopled4968 lmao true, you never know what they're planning

@alimanhal369 8 ай бұрын

@drakejoshofficialyoutubech5569 Жыл бұрын

It's wild how the American mainstream media barely covered this story when it happened. Thank you The Onion for being one of the only non-biased news sources in this partisan hellscape we call the news.

@HammersRComing 9 ай бұрын

Nice❤ though if you watch more you should see what the channel really is about😂

@edwinhuang9244 9 ай бұрын

@@HammersRComingSo are you saying that the Republicians never tried to stall and sabotage Obama's plans by moving in slow motion?

@alimanhal369 8 ай бұрын

@syafiqjabar 8 жыл бұрын

One moment you're walking down the street, the next Hillary Clinton declares herself your new abuela.

@Soitisisit 5 жыл бұрын

Your poor bastard. I hope someday the wounds will heal.

@rm9308 5 жыл бұрын

"I love guacamole."

@gendoruwo6322 5 жыл бұрын

ooh the humanityyyy!!

@arcturus4762 4 жыл бұрын

Por los pochoclos, weys!

@threegenders201 4 жыл бұрын

"I always carry hummus in my handbag!"

@loganhebert7475 5 жыл бұрын

"I have an army." "We have a Hillary."

@NJ-wb1cz 4 жыл бұрын

When you have a Hillary Hillary is having you.

@fluteboystump1296 4 жыл бұрын

*surrenders immediately*

@spongebobsmirk1528 4 жыл бұрын

Loki - chill dude, I was just joking, I'll give you the Tesseract now.

@notoriousblt1038 4 жыл бұрын

POKÉMON GO TO THE POLLS

@iamthehype3684 4 жыл бұрын

Welp guess I'll die then.

@yagesh287 Жыл бұрын

I am an Indian who hated Pakistan (as much as they hate us), but this is where I started having sympathy for them. Hope it never ever happens to our Pakistani brothers again.

@citizenoftheworld2694 Жыл бұрын

Pakistan should never have existed in the first place. It’s the British’s fault for breaking India into pieces.

@hmmmm9174 Жыл бұрын

I hope they or even our own brothers never suffer from Hillary Clinton 🙏

@ayananis4862 Жыл бұрын

Bro its all politics most ppl dont hate indians Ur our brother bruh but with ur opinion which is acceptable

@hmmmm9174 Жыл бұрын

@@ayananis4862 i hope there are more people like you out there

@ayananis4862 Жыл бұрын

@@hmmmm9174 I hope the same

@What-thaW 9 ай бұрын

The most unrealistic thing here is the United Nations being reasonably harsh against America

@dyawr 9 ай бұрын

Lol

@Jake-rs9nq 6 ай бұрын

The UN doesn't seem to care what Russia does in Ukraine or what Turkey does to the Kurds. There is no outrage over the genocide of the Rohingya or the invasion of Armenia. They hardly care when the Houthi bomb international shipping. There are a dozen different African wars and barely any mention of it at the UN. What kind of special treatment is the US supposedly receiving?

@SpikoDreams 6 ай бұрын

The UN would appease the US anyway it could rather than address or alleviate the real problems lol

@Humanoidfreak 10 жыл бұрын

The horror.......The horror......

@NYCentralSpotter1070 9 жыл бұрын

Humanoidfreak I love the smell of Hillary in the morning.

@Humanoidfreak 9 жыл бұрын

You sir. Win the internet for the day.

@joshuabrewer1917 4 жыл бұрын

......... The Hillary

@aryansingh2459 4 жыл бұрын

As an Indian , even I would not wish a weapon as horrific as Hillary Clinton upon our geo-political rivals. I could feel her stiff lies all the way here in Delhi

@darkcomet1607 3 жыл бұрын

Respects

@Ali80076 3 жыл бұрын

Shukriya Bhai, its good to see there is a line that is not crossed between our two nations. As a Pakistani I can wish nuclear war upon our two nations but never the strategic use of Hillary Clinton on either nation

@MrLoobu 3 жыл бұрын

I think Modi gives you all the death destruction and lies you need.

@MrLoobu 3 жыл бұрын

@Trevor Belmont helpful.

@srimanjha5112 3 жыл бұрын

@Trevor Belmont aayega toh modi hi

@falcoperegrinus82 3 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine the horror of a HRC attack... One minute you're walking around your village, maybe going to the market, just enjoying your day and the next minute, people are being struck down by platitudes all around you. Just hellacious stuff...

@winterh46334 3 жыл бұрын

Democrats in 2016: "hey this women seems well liked and like a good candidate, Im sure she is gonna beat this reality tv star lol"

@aam7474 3 жыл бұрын

Why did the democrats have to pick such an unlikable person, and im a democrat. It should have been bernie

@aam7474 3 жыл бұрын

@Anita Recount I thought her name was demanda recount

@sunritroykarmakar4406 3 жыл бұрын

@@aam7474hilary fucked over bernie in the last primary with the super candidate nonsense

@anonymousperson6119 3 жыл бұрын

@@aam7474 because he’s an actual socialist most Americans find him too extreme. I hate Hillary but if I had to pick between her and Bernie I’d pick her no question

@kenetickups6146 3 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousperson6119 Well the majority disagree with you

@treehaus14 10 жыл бұрын

I'll bet no one laughed harder while watching this than Bill Clinton!

@chasawanakamurajeung2349 8 жыл бұрын

I did not inhale it

@mikzin630 6 жыл бұрын

*cried harder

@prashanntdonecal5152 5 жыл бұрын

Never look it in the eyes and old bill should be fine

@darthmortus5702 5 жыл бұрын

Poor man is always in the Clintonized area

@THEEck5000 5 жыл бұрын

Facts..

@Stalfoes 4 жыл бұрын

I love how even a decade ago, Clinton was the butt of jokes

@armybear2 4 жыл бұрын

She was the butt of jokes since the early 1990s. Her nastiness has been know for nearly 30 years.

@goonsquad8258 2 жыл бұрын

You’re a god! How could you kill a god?

@plainText384 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine picking her over Bernie, couldn't be me.

@goonsquad8258 2 жыл бұрын

@@plainText384 Couldn’t be any good worker. Hillary reeks of Hollywood liberal, all talk, no passion. We need someone like Bernie these days more than ever.

@sleeperagent3931 2 жыл бұрын

@@goonsquad8258 I would rather a Hillary than a self-Identified socialist

@florin-titusniculescu5871 3 жыл бұрын

Lovecraft dreamed of her, it was too much, he chose not to write it down, not wanting to unleash this horror onto the world.

@phyllisfager6689 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a big Lovecraft fan , gods I can only imagine the horrors in that story

@uraniumcranium2613 3 жыл бұрын

@Digonto "Cancellers" always bring that up trying to discredit him. haven't they got other stuff to b!tch about?

@tahaahmedsiddiqui5602 3 жыл бұрын

I still can't forget that day from 11 years ago, I wasnt even 10 back then, yet a child was forced to bear the horror of this being, I've never been the same since then

@jhhwild 6 жыл бұрын

If only America had installed the Hillary Clinton warning sirens.

@sandyangel6778 5 жыл бұрын

Its called WikiLeaks!

@mazrimtaim3107 4 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Marlowe He "serves" Israel? How does he do that exactly? Any evidence?

@georgep2096 4 жыл бұрын

Mazrim Taim he told Isrrael before the UK about the strike on Solomoni

@meh23p 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, well, who else was available? I’m not sure Bernie Sanders could have won in 2016. Biden and Warren wouldn’t run. It was a huge handicap for Clinton that she was the anointed one, it’s true. There were like five candidates on that debate stage, at most?

@totallyjerd1751 4 жыл бұрын

@@georgep2096 What! You're saying that when he ordered for the assassination of Solomoni that could spark a war in the Middle East that he informed a Middle Eastern country before a European country hundreds of kilometres away! WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!

@malamindulo 8 жыл бұрын

I...I can't. I can't stay in a nation that would do this. I still love America, I still support our troops and veterans, but I can't stay here knowing they'd use money I gave them to do.....this. Goodbye, America. Goodbye NATO. Im moving to Switzerland.

@hmjs13 8 жыл бұрын

I know .. This has crossed the line.

@malamindulo 8 жыл бұрын

ＮＵＡＮＣＥ

@TheAvidCautionist 7 жыл бұрын

RavionUltimate

@MegaBallPowerBall 7 жыл бұрын

RavionUltimate The US military is the worst terrorist organization in the world. That cancer must be ended.

@satyakimukherjee8264 6 жыл бұрын

ahh irony

@legitbeans9078 8 ай бұрын

"Many people were trapped inside the clintonised area" Fucking LOL 😂

@abbyminer4324 3 жыл бұрын

This aged incredibly well. Like fine wine

@maunster3414 3 жыл бұрын

Sure enough it will be still good decades from now.

@commander4460 5 жыл бұрын

*10 years you hid this comedy gem* *from me KZfaq! Ten years!*

@microusb42069 4 жыл бұрын

The guy "500 civilians suffered" The subtitles "5000 civilians suffered" Ah, just as accurate as the real news

@Felipe-kv8qd 4 жыл бұрын

CNN legit had the nerve to have their headlines say Coronavirus deaths approach 3 Million even tho the actual statistic at the time was on the same screen and it said 300 thousand globally...

@iamthehype3684 4 жыл бұрын

@@Felipe-kv8qd while I hate CNN. It might have been an error their IS 3 million confirmed cases. Maybe they got the two mixed up. I doubt they have the balls for a lie that large.

@Felipe-kv8qd 4 жыл бұрын

@@iamthehype3684 fair point, maybe a typo or error for a News Station as large as them.... Well, I guess that's what layoffs do to you!

@cockoffgewgle4993 3 жыл бұрын

It's good to keep the deaf scared.

@vegetable1495 3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of how Fox News show hosts literally speak at Trump rallies

@zonairrohan9075 3 жыл бұрын

As a Pakistani, I condemn the pre-emptive use of Hillary Clinton too! I remember the horrors of the event to this day... God bless us all, and keep us safe from the Clintons. Amen!

@sharequsman596 Жыл бұрын

Don't use God in jokes....

@aymarafan7669 9 ай бұрын

Aged like fine wine.

@dobiedude7479 5 жыл бұрын

"Naked aggression" , that's something that would make me gouge my eyes out.

@sprungmonkey6inches 6 жыл бұрын

"Many people we trapped in the Hillirazation zone ..." Bahahahahahaha

@VirtualConnor 5 жыл бұрын

Excuse me??? Nothing is funny about this! Tens of thousands of people died!

@saiga8598 5 жыл бұрын

@@VirtualConnor I heard that some survived *the zone* but became potatoes in the process

@sirpasta4927 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he said Clintonized

@yashgadhavi6385 3 жыл бұрын

@@VirtualConnor hundreds of thousands at the best

@yashgadhavi6385 3 жыл бұрын

@@sirpasta4927not patato but fries

@umairusman 3 жыл бұрын

I like how the Pakistani ambassador to the US, is sitting in Lahore, Pakistan

@umairusman 3 жыл бұрын

@@khaldoonaljerian8452 this is brilliant actually

@hawkeye4324 Жыл бұрын

As an American I would like to apologize to our Pakistani brothers and sisters for this country’s disgraceful and callous use Hillary Clintons. Wether we agree or disagree with each other is one thing but there is no justification in using such inhumane tactics. My regards to the families and victims of this tragedy.

@gpness 5 жыл бұрын

Not even suicide watch in a max security prison can save you...

@particularbored6072 5 жыл бұрын

9 years later and we averted a deployment of her against ourselves.

@MisterCOM 5 жыл бұрын

@Toori Baba would you rather have just 1 destroyed building or a whole village gone because of carpet bombing the other option

@jlupus8804 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, an entire comment section on the election and no mention of distain for the winner. This is true progress.

@rouental2093 5 жыл бұрын

J Lupus I’m so proud of this community.

@maxh19991 5 жыл бұрын

@@rouental2093 Now that's what this is all about

@Sol_Invictus_ 5 жыл бұрын

@@MisterCOM neither

@gid5213 3 жыл бұрын

i love the onion but i can understand arabic and those people were crying about their dead kids.

@i-dislike-handles 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@akanta5746 3 жыл бұрын

its part of the joke lol

@nunyabiznes33 3 жыл бұрын

Blame it on great Satan America unleashing Hillary on them!

@COLMECTIGAMINGANDMORE 3 жыл бұрын

that took a dark turn

@kashmirwillwin3124 3 жыл бұрын

And Urdu is spoken in Pakistan not Arabic. They couldn't find any wailing footage from Pakistan

@lastmanstanding5338 2 ай бұрын

Benghazi was like, “hold my beer!”

@DaltonHBrown 7 жыл бұрын

Wow, I'm so sorry Pakistan. "let a thousand Hillary Clintons rain down upon those responsible for this" I know you're upset but why must you curse us so?! Now she is running for president, her egregious power will only become more potent. May God have mercy on us!

@TealMjM 5 жыл бұрын

Instead we have Trump, bought and paid for by Israel...

@Dalinar.Kholin 5 жыл бұрын

The Lord has heard your plea. Behold the Great Lord Emperor Donald of House Trump, First of his Name, Builder of the Wall, Slayer of the H-Bomb!

@TealMjM 5 жыл бұрын

@Toori Baba An upwards rise for the richest of us, maybe... Tell me, has your economic situation improved as much as our GDP these past two years? Are you and/or your family better off now? Truly, if you lie it's only to yourself... If you can honestly say things have gotten better for ya, I am happy for you. I know for a fact that for a majority of us, they haven't. It's status quo, or even worse with this year's stupid ass tax reform that took thousands of dollars away from working middle class families..

@TealMjM 5 жыл бұрын

@Toori Baba Oops. I guess most of what I said doesn't apply then. I am happy you are doing better, though. The stronger everyone is, the better off the planet is. Economically sound nations are happy and productive, and that is good for society.

@collinhennessy6480 5 жыл бұрын

God did save us.

@Strideo1 15 жыл бұрын

"May a thousand Hilary Clintons reign down upon those responsible . . ." The most bone chilling curse I've ever heard.

@one_step_sideways 11 ай бұрын

Hurricane Hilary anyone? Oh Onion, we miss you so much

@mr.fahrenheit7009 11 ай бұрын

Yep

@olefredrikskjegstad5972 11 ай бұрын

A thousand Hillary Clintons will rain down as the ambassador declared.

@sayma160 3 жыл бұрын

You know, this was the first video I had ever watched of the onion and didn't know that it was all humour. I remember myself being genuinely confused and trying my best to make sense out of it. I had even forgotten about this video until again I bumped into the channel, finally understanding this channel and this video showed up on my homepage, again. That was when all my doubts about this video got cleared. I guess, most of us have the same journey with this channel.

@nannimanfrin8420 8 жыл бұрын

several areas of innocent women and children in hospitals and schools have already been ruthlessly clintonized. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP

@LordFoxxyFoxington 11 жыл бұрын

I was close enough to see her dead eyes. XD

@danl.2220 2 жыл бұрын

"Many more were trapped in the clintonized area and could not escape her clumsy attempts to relate to them" LMAO

@JabrHawr Жыл бұрын

i think the footage of the Iraqi people suffering is real footage (yes, those around 00:24 are Iraqis, not Pakistanis, and the subtitles have nothing to do with what was being said). i could identify some of what they were saying. the woman was seemingly mourning a child - i could identify the part where she said "he's still a child". Then, old man it cuts to right after.. someone in the background was saying something about "the occupation", which i believe could be referring to the US invasion of Iraq which started 2003. i'm disturbed by the use of real footage of people suffering and mourning for comedy. Thank you for your time reading this.

@connordlthegamer2980 Жыл бұрын

Indeed

@yourmanjimbo1302 Жыл бұрын

skill issue

@hmmmm9174 Жыл бұрын

@@yourmanjimbo1302 diagnosis: skill issue

@omgsam7185 4 жыл бұрын

As a Pakistani, I was deeply offended by such an act. Her presence created a shift that no one was looking for in my country. Children were kept in home just to be safe and people didnt go out if they didnt have to. It was a terrible time.

@cha5 15 жыл бұрын

"She was even sent into a hospital!" "That's awful" God I love The onion

@navaneethjayakumar4977 Жыл бұрын

Lol ! I like how Kashmir is shared between Pakistan and China. Dude who drew that is a genius.

@orangeapples 2 жыл бұрын

This is unironically China’s response to Speaker Pelosi’s visit to Taiwan.

@Leshic2 2 жыл бұрын

I immediately looked for this after China's response! I remember watching these 12yrs ago. The are many more good classic Onion, like, Stupid dog doesnt stop barking Sony makes stupid piece of sh that doesn't work Terrorists upset that conspiracy theorist don't believe 9/11 was from them Boy scouts offering free breast exams

@_blank-_ 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly? Justified.

@troy4298 Жыл бұрын

@@_blank-_ "We reserve the right to use Nancy Pelosi in situations where all other options have failed"

@peasantsarerevolting9343 5 жыл бұрын

First I thought this was a joke.... Then I realized, it was for real🤯

@randomworld4662 4 жыл бұрын

It is stage

@oosamaaaa 5 жыл бұрын

Now i firmly believe that the onion was founded by time travellers.

@thegrasswhistle5238 3 жыл бұрын

Because they said that Hillary Clinton was a disingenuous person? That’s always been known. It’s all her fucking fault that we’re in the fucking hellhole we’re in now. If that fucking moron didn’t egg on trump to be a republican candidate he would’ve never had a fucking chance. If she just stepped to the side and let the professional democrats take care of the situation we’d probably still be able to walk the streets without fearing for our fucking lives. We’d still have some confidence in our government. We’d have a stable economy. What a pathetic failure. It’s like she didn’t even try to save us, she just stood by and let it happen. She could have helped us. She could have stopped all of this, but she didn’t. She just fucking gave up.

@subechanbagus6396 4 жыл бұрын

War... war never changes...

@Wubby805 3 жыл бұрын

I will keep those people in my prayers.

@Wubby805 3 жыл бұрын

@@CostcoComrade as was my comment.

@Ha-fh5np 5 жыл бұрын

To think we almost unleashed the H-Bomb on our own country...

@north7764 5 жыл бұрын

!Newo Damn. We came so close... Thank god.

@tjti2631 5 жыл бұрын

H bomb 😂😂😂😂

@Homedog_ 5 жыл бұрын

I know folks..so close to the Hill dog.

@Primalxbeast 5 жыл бұрын

We got stuck with Agent Orange instead.

@Marc.1776. 5 жыл бұрын

!Newo I thank god everyday we didn’t

@brianbirc 7 жыл бұрын

Those clips of people sad look like the US when she was running for president.

@nicetry9800 Жыл бұрын

This situation was just horrible, the use of such a horrible woman against Pakistan is just terrible. I hope the people responsible faced justice for this heinous act!

@reinhardbeck1482 3 жыл бұрын

I am so glad I stumbled across this. Thank you "Onion" for giving me unbiased news. Now I know what's really going on in the world

@hithere3247 5 жыл бұрын

this is probably the best way anyone could sum up Hillary Clinton in the past 25 years

@cillbosby6226 5 жыл бұрын

I have never sided with Pakistan until now. This is a cruel and unusual punishment that goes strictly against our own constitution.

@walterishere5864 3 жыл бұрын

The world must unite against this act of naked aggression!

@gabrielclark1425 3 жыл бұрын

Thankfully the USA agreed to de-hillarize.

@abcd123906 5 жыл бұрын

"The Clintonized area" LMAO

@sfperalta 4 ай бұрын

“The Clintonized area…” Hillary-ious!

@lostonearth7856 3 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh, this is horrific.

@myblacklab7 Жыл бұрын

Little did we know that she would be unleashed upon unwitting American voters in 2016, which caused so much havoc that America has since been led by a reality TV host with weird hair, and then a watered-down version of Emperor Palpatine. Our chickenheads came home to roost - sigh.

@bostonianluke6544 3 жыл бұрын

We barely survived a 2016 use of Hillary Clinton. Bernie was a victim of her destructive power 😢

@aam7474 3 жыл бұрын

F for bernie

@countbinfaceglobalpresiden7926 3 жыл бұрын

@waqasusmans 2 жыл бұрын

As a Pakistani American who voted for Bernie, I was the victim of Hillary Clinton twice!

@joaquinvideo2959 Жыл бұрын

@@waqasusmans sad, depressing even

@AaronCross760 3 жыл бұрын

Let our prayers be with the victims of hilliary clinton and their families.

@mastercabbage Жыл бұрын

“May 1000 Hillary Clintons fall upon whoever is responsible” Kamala Harris has entered the chat.

@WildArtistsl Жыл бұрын

😂

@mubasharqadeerSAP 3 жыл бұрын

As a Pakistani I want to register my protest. I protest.

@MrTwotimess 6 жыл бұрын

A crime against humanity...

@_Devil 10 ай бұрын

And to think, we almost had Hillary Clinton used on AMERICAN SOIL back in 2016. I can't even imagine what the people of Pakistan have been through.

@redwolf9455 Жыл бұрын

You’re laughing… innocent people were subject to the full force of Hillary Clinton and you’re laughing

@captainbirch2.079 3 жыл бұрын

And I thought nuking Japan twice for sinking our battleship was overkill

@JonatasAdoM 5 жыл бұрын

"They sent her to a Hospital!"

@tanyuanhoum1129 10 ай бұрын

My prayers go to the victims of the Hillary incident 🙏🙏🙏

@creestee08 Жыл бұрын

Dayum. What happened? Why arent you guys making stuff like these anymore? These are gold.

@dyawr 9 ай бұрын

1:20 _"European Union calling on U.S. to sign Hillary Clinton Nonploriferation Treaty."_ 😂😂

@AmAxOReload 14 жыл бұрын

This is a shame. The Security Council of the UN should immediately meet and make strong condamnation of this despicable agression. May the world never forget!

@aowi7280 9 ай бұрын

Wait until we release Kamala Harris on unsuspecting countries.

@arnbrandy 3 ай бұрын

We thought these horrors were monstrosities from the past, and yet here we are, with the US unleasing John Kirby.

@Zedeezia 3 ай бұрын

The world stricking back with such models as the Greta Thunberg version and the Illian Omar model. America did not take this lightly though, they sent Sean Penn in and everything is oddly quiet now. Canada is still utilizing the Justin Trudeau model and odd rumors abound of some old chinese woman in development. Back to you @arnbrandy

@diegolarrea7932 Жыл бұрын

I was there and I remember when Clinton said “it’s time to Pokémon go to Afghanistan” no one knew what it meant and it was horrible

@j.p.9522 5 жыл бұрын

Replace “Pakistan” with “Libya” and you have 100% truth.

@karlheven8328 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. Onion predicted the future again 😁

@infinit0074 3 жыл бұрын

Can't argue you are just straight up speaking facts.

@iamthehype3684 3 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@mohamedabdourahman9845 3 жыл бұрын

@Ray Khan r/woosh

@khaldoonaljerian8452 3 жыл бұрын

They were using Iraqi dialect.

@r3b3lvegan89 8 ай бұрын

They don’t call her Killary for nothin

@PRubin-rh4sr 10 ай бұрын

Oh I understand bombing a Doctors Without Borders hospital, but using Clinton?! That's crossing a line.

@TheTrueXaver 3 жыл бұрын

I’m watching a playlist of these and it’s like they’re in a single day it’s hilarious

@peterpanther8627 5 жыл бұрын

I am become Hillary, the destroyer of worlds. -Rigveda

@ErikWithBrain 15 жыл бұрын

"they had to endure her cacophonous fake laughter." perfect description!

@peenwald8852 3 жыл бұрын

“As soon as 2011” that really hit me

@wolfeinstein1000 3 жыл бұрын

Dont use the words Hillary Clinton and Naked aggression in the same sentence please.

@aam7474 3 жыл бұрын

Oh God. MY EYES

@MaxMax-di8kx 3 жыл бұрын

That was the best sentence I heard in long time 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀