In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation

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The Onion

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12 жыл бұрын

In a special post-speech analysis, panelists discuss what America did to make President Obama so angry he was actually spitting while he yelled at us.
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@viggo8213
@viggo8213 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who's ever had a teacher flip out on their class and walk away knows this.
@---kp1hm
@---kp1hm 4 жыл бұрын
Is Egg yes, that’s the joke
@keithhartman9946
@keithhartman9946 4 жыл бұрын
Junior high circa 1974 , best teachers ever
@aileenzhao7951
@aileenzhao7951 4 жыл бұрын
...One of my teachers literally walked out on the class
@namecannotbeblank6550
@namecannotbeblank6550 4 жыл бұрын
Bigfoot Wow he’s ctazy!
@namecannotbeblank6550
@namecannotbeblank6550 4 жыл бұрын
Bigfoot Ah, okay.
@dwangnoderbora
@dwangnoderbora 4 жыл бұрын
The same day he visited the Denny's
@larapalma3744
@larapalma3744 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@johnorson6907
@johnorson6907 3 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense
@mccobsta
@mccobsta 3 жыл бұрын
Dennys realy fucked the guy up
@Boobalopbop
@Boobalopbop 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha! True Onion heads will get the joke 🤣
@vividdreams8356
@vividdreams8356 3 жыл бұрын
My man
@laurafrakinroslin
@laurafrakinroslin 3 жыл бұрын
One time in high school we sat down and our history teacher, who as far as I could tell was the nicest woman to ever walk the earth, came in and profusely, *profusely*, apologized for ‘yelling at you guys yesterday’ and we all sat in shamed silence because we hadn’t even realized she’d actually been mad at us.
@newprojects7847
@newprojects7847 2 жыл бұрын
:(
@PROTAGONIST_48
@PROTAGONIST_48 Жыл бұрын
Maybe she confused your class with another class/period.
@laurafrakinroslin
@laurafrakinroslin Жыл бұрын
@@PROTAGONIST_48 no, she had kind of ranted at us the day prior. We knew what she was referencing but hadn’t clocked it as yelling
@sherrysyed
@sherrysyed Жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye Жыл бұрын
That's... Damn...
@Joetheshow445
@Joetheshow445 3 жыл бұрын
I remember this speech, he directly insulted ALL of us. He even brought up how I was basically kicked out Liberty University and how it was my fault my parents divorced; it was brutal!
@heirofthenazareen3812
@heirofthenazareen3812 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha! :-) Same here. He dusted the back of my britches pretty good too.
@matthewgilliland2163
@matthewgilliland2163 Жыл бұрын
Liberty sucks like how Lynchburg gonna let a bigot monopolize the whole city 😂😭
@christiangibbs8534
@christiangibbs8534 Жыл бұрын
It was terrible. But I think that we had to hear it. The question is, how have we changed since then?
@Simp_Zone
@Simp_Zone Жыл бұрын
Bruh, it was your fault deal with it.
@youngjung161
@youngjung161 11 ай бұрын
​@@christiangibbs8534That question has sadly been left unanswered
@CatatonicImperfect
@CatatonicImperfect 3 жыл бұрын
"Porn star's short cough enough to remind viewer that he's watching a person" Holy shit
@derrick20
@derrick20 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO (2:29)
@tomisaacson2762
@tomisaacson2762 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I just watch hentai
@TimeTravelingFetus
@TimeTravelingFetus 3 жыл бұрын
Felt that
@nickwilson3499
@nickwilson3499 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomisaacson2762 can’t have that pesky reality getting in the way
@larapalma3744
@larapalma3744 3 жыл бұрын
Um too true
@desp8161
@desp8161 6 жыл бұрын
I love that they're acting like kids in a classroom
@saturn_king
@saturn_king 4 жыл бұрын
Huh, funny, kind of like that's the whole joke. I never thought of it in that way, because it's such a deep analysis, going way past the surface level of the video. Man, I'm glad we have genius pundits like you to help us understand high level comedy.
@sarahb3nyakar
@sarahb3nyakar 4 жыл бұрын
I legit didn't get it before this comment, the rare instance these helped. Thanks
@sponge6171
@sponge6171 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Hint Go ahead, make it about you.
@kingchicken8232
@kingchicken8232 4 жыл бұрын
@@saturn_king He wasn't pointing out that they were acting like children, he was acknowledging it. Learn to read.
@mathew8020
@mathew8020 3 жыл бұрын
Omg they are! You're so bright!
@undead9999
@undead9999 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this was the perfect skit back then, because it was unbelievable for a president to act so "unpresidently".... now, not so much
@petitio_principii
@petitio_principii 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Trump used to watch the Onion, never noticing it was all jokes, like another Republican who cited the Onion as if it were an actual source. And then he thought it was really like that, so he just followed what he assumed was standard.
@Drathrin
@Drathrin 3 жыл бұрын
@@petitio_principii haha and Bidens "you ain't black" shit
@christiniyoutubesux
@christiniyoutubesux 3 жыл бұрын
@@Drathrin read the room dude.
@Avatar1454
@Avatar1454 3 жыл бұрын
@@christiniyoutubesux He can't read period
@lgr9638
@lgr9638 2 жыл бұрын
@@Drathrin if you're black and you voted for trump you might as well be a white supremacist because you're voting against your own interests and probably hate other black people
@lennypayne4241
@lennypayne4241 2 жыл бұрын
Remember when the idea of our president getting pissed off and shouting profanities was seen as absurd, unheard of, and out-of-character?
@jminkvihubyb
@jminkvihubyb 2 жыл бұрын
did it happen, where? or link
@jjtehdankplane
@jjtehdankplane 2 жыл бұрын
^^^ show the recipient lenny you libtard
@FreelanceGenie
@FreelanceGenie 2 жыл бұрын
@@jminkvihubyb It didn't happen. He didn't shout profanities, he somewhat calmly spoke profanities. That said, he still got angry and called someone profanities.(and over something that's clearly a sore spot for him) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jr6AfsaamtSqiKs.html Expected someone else? Not this time. There's a reason I just said "he".
@LeviForWaifu
@LeviForWaifu 2 жыл бұрын
@@jminkvihubyb I mean Trump did call Kim Jong Un 'short and fat' on Twitter Which I support
@frenchguitarguy1091
@frenchguitarguy1091 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently other commenters here have been sniffing too much glue to remember the trump term. Thank you America for many giggles
@molemanninethousand
@molemanninethousand 9 жыл бұрын
A rare instance where "unnecessary censorship" is actually funny and clever.
@joebiden7349
@joebiden7349 6 жыл бұрын
Why does this comment have 370 likes and no comments?
@warfionproductions6580
@warfionproductions6580 6 жыл бұрын
J.A.G Gaming Why does your comment have 1 like and 1 reply?
@neweraccount5615
@neweraccount5615 5 жыл бұрын
Why do people worry about other people’s comments and likes?
@neweraccount5615
@neweraccount5615 5 жыл бұрын
Ever watch kimmels version of Unnecessary censorship
5 жыл бұрын
@@joebiden7349 I am literally reading a comment...yours.
@markflierl1624
@markflierl1624 5 жыл бұрын
30% feel ashamed for making the president angry. That killed me!
@hebince44
@hebince44 5 жыл бұрын
28% writing apology letter
@karenmessinger9609
@karenmessinger9609 5 жыл бұрын
Must have been from the people who got the freebies he promised if they voted for him. All those free phones were for tracking people as are all cell phones. We pay for ours but Obama used it for votes
@leelinr1259
@leelinr1259 4 жыл бұрын
Karen Messinger It was from all the 99ers Remember keeping them on unemployment for 99 weeks Just tell me after that who Wants to look for work after thst‼️‼️ All he was trying to do was Take our INDEPENDENCE AND STRIP US OF ALL DIGNITY ‼️‼️
@karenmessinger9609
@karenmessinger9609 4 жыл бұрын
@@leelinr1259 He certainly did a good job of trying to ruin this country any way he could. We will be seeing the effects of him for a long time.
@leelinr1259
@leelinr1259 4 жыл бұрын
Karen Messinger YES WE WILL and thank God that he won the election ‼️ He has been the very best Resident we have had in a very Very long time ‼️ I don't know you so I have no quarrel with you everyone has Their own opinion and should be respected ‼️ So for now I will just AGREE To DISAGREE WITH YOU. Blessings 🌹🌹
@Waldzkrieger
@Waldzkrieger 2 жыл бұрын
that little quiver in the guy's voice when he says "he needs to make his expectations clear at the beginning of his term, we're not MIND READERS" is golden lol
@SillyPuddy2012
@SillyPuddy2012 3 жыл бұрын
*Paula didn’t see it, she was in the bathroom for forty minutes!*
@PositiveLastAction
@PositiveLastAction 8 жыл бұрын
I really wish "in the Know" and "Today Now" would return to The Onion
@Samuel_Freakin_Adams
@Samuel_Freakin_Adams 7 жыл бұрын
I wish videos would return to The Onion
@JohnnyQuanSW
@JohnnyQuanSW 7 жыл бұрын
I miss them soooo much =(
@BushidoBrownSama
@BushidoBrownSama 7 жыл бұрын
at least let us meet clifford baines
@dandyflareblitz2627
@dandyflareblitz2627 5 жыл бұрын
Me too in 2018
@boccs9925
@boccs9925 5 жыл бұрын
Alas, after Jim Haggerty's nightmarish pig transformation I can't see him coming back to the morning show.
@quietcorner293
@quietcorner293 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he called me a lazy POS. I know it's true but he didn't have to put it like that.
@Joyful-gu5bj
@Joyful-gu5bj 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@shellyshannon5226
@shellyshannon5226 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a reprobate. Who cares about anything Obama says? It all corrupt any way.
@majikss
@majikss 3 жыл бұрын
@@shellyshannon5226 very cool shelly
@Hydrix710
@Hydrix710 3 жыл бұрын
@@shellyshannon5226 cry more
@1366Erik
@1366Erik 3 жыл бұрын
@@shellyshannon5226 Thanks Shelly, very cool!
@D2attemp
@D2attemp 2 жыл бұрын
I’m Gregory Dawson filling in for Clifford Banes who had to leave to recompose himself after Obama swore at him
@ParzivalTheThird
@ParzivalTheThird 3 жыл бұрын
I love the detail of how she walks in with a bag of chips and says “I was in the bathroom” 🤣
@capn2k620
@capn2k620 4 жыл бұрын
It's like Obama is America's mom and we all got grounded
@Blade.5786
@Blade.5786 4 жыл бұрын
It's more like America's teacher,with the video drawing references to how the children react when the teacher just straight up walks out of the class
@slowfuse
@slowfuse 3 жыл бұрын
thanks for explaining the joke
@knightenchanter7908
@knightenchanter7908 2 жыл бұрын
Teacher * and y'all got punished cause of a specific few bad apples.
@capn2k620
@capn2k620 2 жыл бұрын
@@knightenchanter7908 a bad apple spoils the barrel
@iDOOLz
@iDOOLz 4 жыл бұрын
“Judge rejects Facebook friend request of murderer” lol
@eezlummockelchev420
@eezlummockelchev420 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@coffeetaffy1
@coffeetaffy1 3 жыл бұрын
P
@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq
@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq 2 жыл бұрын
@@coffeetaffy1 P
@Iyadkay
@Iyadkay 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@tonybloomfield5635
@tonybloomfield5635 7 ай бұрын
11 years on and I still miss Clifford Banes. He was the master host of the political commentary panel show. I sincerely hope he is doing well in retirement.
@e2b265
@e2b265 2 жыл бұрын
He’s not mad! He’s just disappointed.
@robertagren9360
@robertagren9360 6 ай бұрын
Joe Biden doesn't have the balls
@Nippleless_Cage
@Nippleless_Cage 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect bleeping of the word "federal" - this was a layup 😂
@Thanasis_Koligliatis
@Thanasis_Koligliatis Жыл бұрын
At 1:08
@LittleB2007
@LittleB2007 6 жыл бұрын
This must have been funny in 2012, because a president going off script and ranting selfishly was totally unrealistic. Now...
@Skindoggiedog
@Skindoggiedog 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness! I am shocked and horrified that anyone would dare to be so edgy as to vomit generic, 'da presudant are bad' comments on the internet! You are a rebel, and truly one-of-a-kind.
@mr.butterworth4216
@mr.butterworth4216 6 жыл бұрын
LB2007 - You want a president with a script? You must have been Team Hillary.
@rsmall8666
@rsmall8666 6 жыл бұрын
Yep.... it’s funny how this is now normal
@skalty9868
@skalty9868 6 жыл бұрын
Seized Cheese Telling someone to shut up and die for saying they weren’t clever for repeating a “joke” literally every democrat has ever made, and clearly wasn’t actually based in history because way worse shit has been done and said by other presidents in history isn’t really appropriate
@grantrichardet6250
@grantrichardet6250 6 жыл бұрын
LB2007 I know lmao
@IAmNMFlores
@IAmNMFlores Жыл бұрын
1:33 the way he says "I am not" is surprisingly well executed
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 8 ай бұрын
And the scroll at that time : “GOP pushes to replace UN with building where Americans can punch people from other countries in the face” 😂
@timothyfinch7295
@timothyfinch7295 10 ай бұрын
Gregory's open-mouthed stare at the beginning is so good.
@NoizyInSeattle
@NoizyInSeattle 3 жыл бұрын
This one has aged really well.
@CedricCaffa
@CedricCaffa 3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@Redevil870
@Redevil870 3 жыл бұрын
@@CedricCaffa i am also curious
@beefbossfromwiisports
@beefbossfromwiisports 3 жыл бұрын
@@Redevil870 yeah same
@funkyfinn1
@funkyfinn1 3 жыл бұрын
Trump did this like every day for you guys asking ig but idrk
@mkfjn1
@mkfjn1 3 жыл бұрын
I would say this aged well as they tried to get rid of Obamacare but whenever asked what their going to replace it with they never mention a plan they stay vague or say it'll be released later. Idk
@spiritreapr
@spiritreapr 3 жыл бұрын
This just came across my recommendations.. After 2020 this didn't feel like the onion, it just felt like the news
@michaelhill9189
@michaelhill9189 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😂
@KaelWrit
@KaelWrit 3 жыл бұрын
For younger generations: the joke is that before Trump, presidents were expected to be very calm, respectful, and dignified and Obama in particular represented those qualities. In fact, another comedy show, Key and Peele, made a joke about how Obama had to swallow and suppress any sign of anger with an “Obama Anger Translator” sketch in which his repressed anger was personified by a second character, Luther, who would express how the president must really be feeling, “translating” his benign demeanor.
@obsidian4844
@obsidian4844 6 ай бұрын
Kinda sad that this context needs to exist but thanks anyway!
@TheGamingHive
@TheGamingHive Жыл бұрын
That was utterly unexpected. Obama really just ripped us a new one, and all I can do is sit in stunned silence. Truly heartbreaking to get to this point.
@DirtyBobBojangles
@DirtyBobBojangles Жыл бұрын
This happened over a decade ago
@TheGamingHive
@TheGamingHive Жыл бұрын
@@DirtyBobBojangles Yeah?
@thewizard1
@thewizard1 2 ай бұрын
​@@DirtyBobBojanglesnope
@jonno.alexander
@jonno.alexander 10 жыл бұрын
Wait, so Paula was in the bathroom for the whole forty minutes of the speech? Really? Damn...
@dexterwaweru8687
@dexterwaweru8687 10 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, she was on a pot break
@uwotm835
@uwotm835 9 жыл бұрын
pot twist
@markvanslam
@markvanslam 7 жыл бұрын
Jon Alexander Lippincott Pasciuti or maybe she was watching on her phone. maybe she gets off on that type of anger and she needed​ a little private time... I'm not saying anything, I'm just sayin.
@Thunder_Dome45
@Thunder_Dome45 6 жыл бұрын
That's nothin', I've been know to sit in the throne room through movies.
@BedroomPianist
@BedroomPianist 5 жыл бұрын
Flicking the bean maybe
@gustavgnoettgen
@gustavgnoettgen 5 жыл бұрын
2012: I think there will be no president in this century who needs to actually throw such tantrums. 2019: oh... These were the days
@netzoned
@netzoned 5 жыл бұрын
Grow a brain.
@BoojumFed
@BoojumFed 4 жыл бұрын
@@netzoned Says the dipshit who's only on here because some other dipshit told him it was real.
@ruidadgmailcanada8508
@ruidadgmailcanada8508 11 ай бұрын
Oh boy you have no idea what is in store for ’24. Idiocracy continues its trajectory towards prophecy over film.
@utnis
@utnis 2 жыл бұрын
"Analysts say increasing probability of horrible ideas sign of economic recovery."
@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 2 жыл бұрын
The Onion is still one of highest quality channels that has ever existed after all these years of not producing anything good.
@Bumbum_Inspector
@Bumbum_Inspector 10 жыл бұрын
"NO ONE HAS TIME TO DO THAT!" LMFAO!!!!
@stanislausklim7794
@stanislausklim7794 5 жыл бұрын
He's right. Laws are like at least 100 pages long
@caroled3924
@caroled3924 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@SouthernOregonOrgani
@SouthernOregonOrgani 9 жыл бұрын
"Kids are S***ing in that S***" LOL OMFG I LOST IT!
@WhatisASMR
@WhatisASMR 7 жыл бұрын
1:14 OMG yes that is awesome XD
@stervenmealey1097
@stervenmealey1097 5 жыл бұрын
Brennen Cox lol
@kencox8160
@kencox8160 5 жыл бұрын
Only in San Francisco and Los Angeles.
@Immadeus
@Immadeus 2 жыл бұрын
This maybe might be the greatest skit The Onion has ever done.
@Bazookatone1
@Bazookatone1 10 ай бұрын
No, this is great, but the one about schizophrenics, the one with the ultra realistic (i.e. Boring) Modern Warfare 3 (way before here actually was an MW3 game) and the one about Mtt Romney's terrifying Google search history will never be beaten.
@Immadeus
@Immadeus 10 ай бұрын
@@Bazookatone1 those are great too
@cheydinal5401
@cheydinal5401 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize it the first time I watched this, but they're imitating a middle school class getting shouted at by their teacher
@patientestant
@patientestant 6 жыл бұрын
"Why does he have to tell at everyone, when we weren't even the ones protesting his healthcare bill?"
@mewofforcena
@mewofforcena 6 жыл бұрын
This kind of media reaction used to be parody... I guess the Onion isn't fake news, but instead the news of the future.
@biggestdave6044
@biggestdave6044 5 жыл бұрын
mewofforcena fax
@Sonicboom238
@Sonicboom238 5 жыл бұрын
no it wasn't fox news did this to obama all the time lol
@liamnacinovich8232
@liamnacinovich8232 4 жыл бұрын
“To stay ahead in today’s world you have to know what’s going to happen in tomorrows world” -the onion
@theguythatasked6400
@theguythatasked6400 4 жыл бұрын
Well of course it is, after all they have their state of the art wormhole satellite, giving us the news of the future!
@jamesvaughn9347
@jamesvaughn9347 3 жыл бұрын
I'd give Fox News an extra special cussing out.
@justaguy4311
@justaguy4311 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when he said my full name and address and blamed me for singlehandedly creating all of the plastic waste from waffle houses
@JavierArveloCruzSantana
@JavierArveloCruzSantana 4 жыл бұрын
"Five things to do with your dead horse, besides eatin' it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@balagadoo
@balagadoo 3 жыл бұрын
I think he said “beatin’”, because of the idiom “don’t beat a dead horse” lol
@adh0c468
@adh0c468 2 жыл бұрын
@@balagadoo “…’sides eatin’ it”. No question.
@mannyverse6158
@mannyverse6158 4 жыл бұрын
They think this is angry, wait until they see the next president
@marleygattis6065
@marleygattis6065 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t age well 😔
@EvonixTheGreatest
@EvonixTheGreatest 3 жыл бұрын
They did do the "red hot sphere of pure rage" bit
@shirleywascom4901
@shirleywascom4901 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Trump had talked like that to the Media
@shinebritechosen
@shinebritechosen 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I would have paid for that OAN please get him going for us we need to booster.
@kyupified2440
@kyupified2440 3 жыл бұрын
"What a normal thing for him to do, I aint even feel surprised anymore"
@cooper7958
@cooper7958 3 жыл бұрын
@@kyupified2440 It’s more likely for him to do it than anyone but I don’t think he would quite go that far lol
@kyupified2440
@kyupified2440 3 жыл бұрын
@@cooper7958 yea its impossible for us to see it anymore because there is a new president of merica
@cooper7958
@cooper7958 3 жыл бұрын
@@kyupified2440 tis the big sad
@iielysiumx5811
@iielysiumx5811 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who has ever had there teacher flip out at the whole class knows this
@pioughd87
@pioughd87 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus, remember when a sitting president acting like this was considered outlandish enough that you could use it as a comedic premise
@Akihito007
@Akihito007 6 жыл бұрын
David Ritter Obama using the DOJ to threaten and jail journalists who spoke out against him isn't outlandish?!?
@user-bl6ix9dt7r
@user-bl6ix9dt7r 6 жыл бұрын
Akihito007 Almost as outlandish as that time when Obama hired Pegasus to kick Mccain in the balls while the leprechons took all the gold from fort knox.
@Noarcs
@Noarcs 6 жыл бұрын
I dont know. I doubt a dotard imbecile with a 50 word vocabulary is capable of getting me to look down in shame.
@coandc
@coandc 6 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot which president they're talking about in the video...
@Otoskire
@Otoskire 5 жыл бұрын
Still is
@downstream0114
@downstream0114 7 жыл бұрын
The real question is: Where's Clifford Banes?
@dilibau
@dilibau 6 жыл бұрын
Downstream01 He's having a coffin fitted for him...
@Noarcs
@Noarcs 6 жыл бұрын
He'd just gotten involved in a bunch of shit that he'll tell you about later.
@darthmortus5702
@darthmortus5702 5 жыл бұрын
On a clocktower battling his archnemesis.
@tek6423
@tek6423 5 жыл бұрын
Clifford Baines no longer works on Sundays
@SaranshTiku1
@SaranshTiku1 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't he get hanged for high treason that one time?
@dasmithstaizzle
@dasmithstaizzle Жыл бұрын
I have watched every episode of "In The Know" multiple times, and I somehow apparently missed this one? Hilarious.
@LynaGalliara
@LynaGalliara 3 жыл бұрын
1:40 The image of people doing this 🤣
@Professicchio
@Professicchio 7 жыл бұрын
Four years on............... and reality has surpassed satire: guess that's why The Onion has hardly any videos to show these days.
@meh2385
@meh2385 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently the regular articles are suffering now because of that fact.
@Blueshirt38
@Blueshirt38 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe because they essentially don't make content anymore? Occam's razor.
@jingles123456789ify
@jingles123456789ify 5 жыл бұрын
@@Blueshirt38 new owners ruined the onion
@the1exnay
@the1exnay 5 жыл бұрын
The crazy has just become more visible and novel
@aprioriontoast704
@aprioriontoast704 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is the realife onion
@mikec1236
@mikec1236 3 жыл бұрын
These folks had no idea the next president would be like this everyday.
@LadyLithias
@LadyLithias 3 жыл бұрын
@jack bauer What's the saying.... "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." DJT signed up to be President, and all he's ever done since then is whine about how people are mean to him. Literally most of his speeches can be condensed down to: "I'm super smart. Pelosi Potty Pants is mean. I did terrific wonderful fabulous awesome stuff. I have a GREAT plan I'll release in two weeks, it's better than anything you've ever seen. Nobody has ever seen victories like I get. Nobody has been a healthier handsomer big-handed president beside me. The MSM are liars., They won't tell you how awesome I am, and it's a big huge shame. It's not FAIR what they are doing. The way they report on Covid covid covid, it has a better approval rating than I have. Fake polls. FAKE POLLS. They suppressed the vote because they told my supporters I couldn't win, and my supporters were so weak minded that they all stayed home, and that's how Biden stole the election. I claim Michigan. Last time I was there I peed on three trees, so it's MINE. Boring Biden, Demented Joe, all complicit. Oh, and STOP the vote where I'm winning and keep counting where I'm losing but gaining ground. Oh and the stupid dems think they're clever, they even made sure that the Republicans would gain seats in the House and NOT get a majority in the senate, just to make it look like it's tampering, but I know that they got the zombies to come and vote. Dead people. You'd never believe it. They're liars. Mean. Horrible. I'm awesome. I'm great. I did more than anyone ever did before. Created more jobs, I mean, my son Eric knows the truth, he knows that I was one of the pfizer scientists who came up with teh vaccine. It's all true." (that was cathartic to write)
@mikec1236
@mikec1236 3 жыл бұрын
@@LadyLithias exactly. Trump is the biggest snowflake of all time. He can't take any criticism. His followers will worship him but history books will regard him as a complete baby.
@LadyLithias
@LadyLithias 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikec1236 absolutely.
@morriahmcdonald4040
@morriahmcdonald4040 3 жыл бұрын
But not on CAMERA
@morriahmcdonald4040
@morriahmcdonald4040 3 жыл бұрын
Obama was a piece of shit. AND I'M BLACK AND WHITE
@RenoLion777
@RenoLion777 3 жыл бұрын
The Onion has been time traveling again hasn't it?
@batgirlp5561
@batgirlp5561 3 жыл бұрын
This aged well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IdkIdk-cl4vp
@IdkIdk-cl4vp 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, If I was President, I’d do the same thing at the end of 4-8 years.
@campuscryptid3020
@campuscryptid3020 4 жыл бұрын
Is that the “if google was a person” guy?
@nekozombie
@nekozombie 4 жыл бұрын
definitely
@HannaBenana
@HannaBenana 2 жыл бұрын
Lol the lady walking in late, eating chips but still dressed perfectly for the job
@legoboy468
@legoboy468 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I just realized one of these guys is the dude from the “If Google was a guy” collegehumor videos
@tobimakkura
@tobimakkura 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile if Trump did this, we'd probably end up just calling it a Wednesday, lol.
@virgoblaketv1281
@virgoblaketv1281 3 жыл бұрын
Oh it’s just Wednesday he’s fine he’s the president
@jjtehdankplane
@jjtehdankplane 2 жыл бұрын
Notice how he said if. Cause it never happened once
@emeraldfinder5
@emeraldfinder5 2 жыл бұрын
@@jjtehdankplane irrelevant, but true
@jjtehdankplane
@jjtehdankplane 2 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldfinder5 not but true
@linus6718
@linus6718 2 жыл бұрын
@@jjtehdankplane But it clearly isn't out of character lmao
@davidb5205
@davidb5205 6 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh...how we laughed at this years ago. Nobody is laughing now.
@azulk955
@azulk955 3 жыл бұрын
@Cera Phimm snoooore
@jefferee2002
@jefferee2002 3 жыл бұрын
Love the horrified reinactment at the end 😂
@banh_mi857
@banh_mi857 3 жыл бұрын
She was sitting there the whole time like 🖐👁👄👁🖐
@supastar25
@supastar25 7 жыл бұрын
"Is that a fair assessment from the president?"
@dylanf3108
@dylanf3108 4 жыл бұрын
This didn’t age well at all, because now this is normal.
@naruii5160
@naruii5160 4 жыл бұрын
so then that means it did age well
@julian2870
@julian2870 3 жыл бұрын
true
@EdricLysharae
@EdricLysharae 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to argue against this, but...
@Joekuh
@Joekuh 3 жыл бұрын
It shouldnt be normal.
@elizabethdillon4945
@elizabethdillon4945 3 жыл бұрын
This ia the onion? So it's satire
@GallicNine
@GallicNine 10 ай бұрын
I like how it implies Paula was in the bathroom for 40+ minutes lmao
@jeffparker54
@jeffparker54 2 жыл бұрын
The last in the know panel: RIP the onion
@TheRealBibwitHarte
@TheRealBibwitHarte 12 жыл бұрын
PLEASE bring back In The Know. It's the only thing that gets me through the hard nights without the aid of liquor and low, supplementary satire.
@Admiralty86
@Admiralty86 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly this headline is a weekly occurrence. "Trumps Twitter rant" "Trump unloads in rose garden" "Trump insults and berates during press briefing" etc etc
@ellaella5537
@ellaella5537 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, literally what’s happening. You want the media to lie about what Trumps says and does? It’s on tape. It’s on Twitter.
@exzyyd392
@exzyyd392 4 жыл бұрын
A man acting like an actual human being? Insanity
@cowboy4378
@cowboy4378 4 жыл бұрын
At least trump’s transparent. I can honestly say if I’d like to go to the bar with him because I feel like I know him (the answer would be no btw, but that’s not why I support him). But God knows what Obama is truly like. Well, God and all the people who died trying to expose his administration.
@bulbasaurlol
@bulbasaurlol 3 жыл бұрын
Cowboy Reminds me of all the people who died from Covid by Trump’s incompetence.
@cowboy4378
@cowboy4378 3 жыл бұрын
rick nguyen really? How many people was that? Considering he did take action against it. It’s also up to the individual states, not the federal government. And other countries had people die with covid, many had even more deaths when population is taken into consideration. Oh yeah, the CDC even came out to say that 6% of the deaths were due to covid alone. But yeah trump shouldn’t have let anyone die. He should have made the US the only country with no covid deaths even though there isn’t much he can do as president. As Harris rightly pointed out, Obama only let 2 people die of Ebola, which is basically covid.
@SebasTian58323
@SebasTian58323 2 жыл бұрын
The way they're talking about it feels like kids discussing how they feel after a parent goes off on them for doing something stupid
@MrCatwalkonramp
@MrCatwalkonramp 2 жыл бұрын
Onion got rich that day.
@yummymommy2275
@yummymommy2275 3 жыл бұрын
Someone is going to see this and totally think it’s real 🤦🏽‍♀️
@robinsmith8846
@robinsmith8846 3 жыл бұрын
No but i want to see the real clip...what wss actually said. Whatever it was they still look stunned with even tbe real words.
@makkedahwells93
@makkedahwells93 3 жыл бұрын
Funny because... I actually did! This popped up in my recommendations..though when I thought about it, I KNEW it was fake! 😂😂😂
@truthylucy7068
@truthylucy7068 3 жыл бұрын
They do!!
@yousawithere2676
@yousawithere2676 3 жыл бұрын
It’s 8 years old it’s really Obama flipping out
@truthylucy7068
@truthylucy7068 3 жыл бұрын
@@yousawithere2676 The reporters bad acting give it away as staged.
@slaqasdq8787
@slaqasdq8787 3 жыл бұрын
Remember when this was considered satire and ridiculous?
@nickgroom2195
@nickgroom2195 3 жыл бұрын
Paula missed Obama's 40-minute rant because she was in the bathroom? Sounds like the rant wasn't the only thing that was furious...
@AoE_Freak
@AoE_Freak Жыл бұрын
2:28 She missed the rant because she was in the bathroom? It was a 40 minute long speech! She needs to eat more fiber.
@Hatecrewdethrol
@Hatecrewdethrol 11 жыл бұрын
She was on the toilet for 40 minutes...
@raney150
@raney150 6 жыл бұрын
Garrett Thompson Dat constipation
@gizatsby
@gizatsby 6 жыл бұрын
Those are rookie numbers
@donaldhamilton5345
@donaldhamilton5345 4 жыл бұрын
Burn baby burn ...
@Fr4ncM
@Fr4ncM 4 жыл бұрын
How convenient...
@DBMe33
@DBMe33 3 жыл бұрын
It happens. 😄
@bobbyc1120
@bobbyc1120 3 жыл бұрын
This skit doesn't even make sense in 2020. Like I don't know how it would have felt for the president to shout profanity at a camera and actually be surprised by it
@digi3218
@digi3218 3 жыл бұрын
No one cares you're voting for Joe
@marliesyanke4580
@marliesyanke4580 3 жыл бұрын
Trashy, doctored video.
@bobbyc1120
@bobbyc1120 3 жыл бұрын
@@marliesyanke4580 it's satire...
@danielstatler954
@danielstatler954 2 жыл бұрын
I want to believe that someone watched this and believed it was real
@mertondunikov1106
@mertondunikov1106 3 ай бұрын
remember the roasting he gave me that day. I was 10 and in Russia but it didnt stop him
@jjakjjak5231
@jjakjjak5231 3 жыл бұрын
That's almost how crazy the last 4 years were
@misterquantum7757
@misterquantum7757 3 жыл бұрын
This has lost all it's humor in the era of Trump, but everything has. I miss the real fake news... The Onion.
@xray5984
@xray5984 3 жыл бұрын
@SNES Nes They can't really make up the kind of shit that trump does. They're biased, but they rarely outright lie.
@patriciadunmore9767
@patriciadunmore9767 3 жыл бұрын
Is this a play? These people are behaving like a classroom of naughty children. Bizarre.
@adrianapollyon5087
@adrianapollyon5087 2 жыл бұрын
@1:29 - Jason news guy. I was in jail with this guy haha. 😃
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 2 жыл бұрын
What for?
@adrianapollyon5087
@adrianapollyon5087 2 жыл бұрын
@@thereisnosanctuary6184 idk what he was in for. I was putting "kick me" signs on the backs of people, and went to jail for it.
@valleyresident
@valleyresident 2 жыл бұрын
@@adrianapollyon5087 that's random as hell and the world is a better place for you sharing it. no sarcasm. kick me!
@adrianapollyon5087
@adrianapollyon5087 2 жыл бұрын
@@valleyresident unfortunately, I don't have steel toe boots! Yet I will put a sticker tag on your back that reads "kick me". 💪 And may you be blessed with it.
@danielslaybaugh8278
@danielslaybaugh8278 5 жыл бұрын
NO ONE HAS TIME TO DO THAT
@BigMastah79
@BigMastah79 4 жыл бұрын
I need my “In the Know” Gang back together ): Make it happen, The Onion
@MadGamer_666
@MadGamer_666 4 жыл бұрын
Is gonna be hard to make shit up with everything that's happening nowadays 😂 you can literally say anything about Trump and I'll believe it
@bonez72392
@bonez72392 3 жыл бұрын
When you realize the one guy at the news desk played Google 🤣
@castaway123100
@castaway123100 3 жыл бұрын
Drone Bomba is a gangster in a suit, a con man! Dominion installed Drone Bomba!
@beeflumps
@beeflumps 6 жыл бұрын
Paula's just holding a bag of chips ahahaha
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 2 жыл бұрын
After she went to the bathroom?
@rodderick1983
@rodderick1983 10 жыл бұрын
Wish this was on TV daily. I'd watch religiously. Comedy Central has similar programs with The Colbert Report and The Daily Show.
@zoso1
@zoso1 9 жыл бұрын
they could do a half hour 'daily' 'news' show with main anchors and then a panel section... that could be GOLD. MAKE IT HAPPEN ONION
@aprioriontoast704
@aprioriontoast704 5 жыл бұрын
No need now you have a reality version with Trump!
@GameyRaccoon
@GameyRaccoon 2 жыл бұрын
they did have a show
@Craeonkie
@Craeonkie Жыл бұрын
It was so surprising to the point the reporters didn't even take photos
@LissetteLissie
@LissetteLissie 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!😂😂😂 I can't believe I missed this for 8 years.
@chrisvesy7245
@chrisvesy7245 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! You all deserve an award for this...I haven't laughed that hard in ages!! Thank you!!!🤣🤣🤣
@StandardGoose
@StandardGoose 11 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this open-mouthed with shock when he said all that stuff, and I remember thinking at the time "You know what? I don't like your tone; but what you're saying is true."
@marliesyanke4580
@marliesyanke4580 3 жыл бұрын
Its doctored, who believes this trash
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын
@@marliesyanke4580 -- Well, clearly President Obama was speaking rather sharply -- especially considering for him! -- but no one actually believes he was swearing, because everyone knows this is a humor site.
@xray5984
@xray5984 3 жыл бұрын
@@marliesyanke4580 you got fooled by an obviously satirical 7 year-old comment.
@Thanasis_Koligliatis
@Thanasis_Koligliatis Жыл бұрын
2:13 Analysts say increasing profitability of horrible ideas a sign of economic recovery
@LilShpee
@LilShpee 2 жыл бұрын
love how all the twitter accounts shown actually belong to writers
@saradanhoff6539
@saradanhoff6539 5 жыл бұрын
The difficulty level of playing "FOX or the Onion" has increased by several magnitudes since this was posted.
@petergray2712
@petergray2712 4 жыл бұрын
You mean they're not the same?!?! Hello from the EFFED UP FUTURE!!!!!
@julianhyde1645
@julianhyde1645 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like if Obama read a speech written by Trump. Dark days.
@marliesyanke4580
@marliesyanke4580 3 жыл бұрын
It's made up, doctored. Obama has more sense than that. Pure trash.
@noahyoung6524
@noahyoung6524 3 жыл бұрын
@Joan Laithwaite but hes not wrong tho...
@xray5984
@xray5984 3 жыл бұрын
@@marliesyanke4580 satire. That's what the onion is about.
@HockeyBloops
@HockeyBloops 7 ай бұрын
"maybe if everyone went home and actually read some of the legistation" "NO ONE HAS TIME TO DO THAT!!"
@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
@ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel Жыл бұрын
Man, trump really ruined jokes about presidents being unprofessional for all time.
@ZPM7
@ZPM7 12 жыл бұрын
The reaction faces from the press were amazing.
@Vincentgonzalez1993
@Vincentgonzalez1993 3 жыл бұрын
The crazy part is that some people may watch this and think that it's all true...
@micey522
@micey522 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 not gonna lie..I was thinking when the f$%k did this happen or was I in the bathroom like paula
@MachoMan_Vert
@MachoMan_Vert Жыл бұрын
Holy Shit! he did all this without Luther, his anger translator? Man, he must've been *"PISSED"*
@Goodbrew84
@Goodbrew84 3 жыл бұрын
“Chronically dissatisfied” - he’s not wrong.
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